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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.

Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.

He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!

So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button. When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.

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He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

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119.1051. Men Don't Listen

  
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#1 | 1689 days ago

Does that really exist?  I sure hope not.
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#2 | 1689 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
I believe this falls more under how complicated women are and inability to share with men what things mean.  All this is is curiosity killing the cat, and I know women have that problem also.
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#3 | 1689 days ago

if any man sees what happens when you drop a tampon in the toilet, they will know from that moment on  why women are never satisfied
#4 | 1689 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Shouldn't this be under joke of the day?      I dont want any trouble.
#5 | 1689 days ago

 Seems women are a step ahead -

Enjoy the story...    

A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas:

My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. NOTE: "Please take only one drop"
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"

So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first."

So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger.

A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her Father young and Handsome, carrying a baby on her back.
The Father proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made him look young.

The daughter is delighted and asks about her mother.
"Your mother, my child, got so jealous that I was young and Handsome so She drank the whole bottle."
"So where is she?"

"Oh, that's her I have on my back."     
#6 | 1689 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Mr_Rogers wrote:
Shouldn't this be under joke of the day?      I dont want any trouble.
I think another member has dibs on that poll.  I wouldn't want to take it over.
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#7 | 1689 days ago

What?
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#8 | 1689 days ago

rhracer wrote:
What?
I think I missed it too. 
#9 | 1689 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
I think I missed it too. 
Men don't listen.  What did you say?
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#10 | 1689 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
I think I missed it too. 

Maybe if it had a few F'n words in it you would have got it!

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#11 | 1689 days ago

we cant hear you remember
#12 | 1689 days ago

What the hell's a tampon?
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#13 | 1689 days ago
18packabs (+)

hopefully they were able to reattach the little guy.
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#14 | 1689 days ago

I know i don't listen, that's probably why I'm married for the second...and the last time.
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#15 | 1689 days ago

(Edited by keebs8)
I didnt read the entire poll(veteran q'ers know that) only the topic and you're dam straight men don't listen agressively, they listen passively unless it involves sports, sex, or a steak dinner...  lol
#16 | 1689 days ago

My wife says I don't listen  (or something like that) 
#17 | 1689 days ago

She was rambling something when I left............I wonder, what see was saying? Oh well
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#18 | 1689 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
What the hell's a tampon?
you kidding right Marcus?
#19 | 1689 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:

Maybe if it had a few F'n words in it you would have got it!

maybe if  WE got more F'n  .............
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#20 | 1689 days ago
18packabs (+)

keebs8 wrote:
I didnt read the entire poll(veteran q'ers know that) only the topic and you're dam straight men don't listen agressively, they listen passively unless it involves sports, sex, or a steak dinner...  lol
DAMN!!! I always run out of RESPECTS before Keebs gets here.....
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#21 | 1689 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

gosh every guy here just trying to help us out by proving our point.. thanks guys you all are great. 
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#22 | 1689 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
alainpeartree wrote:
you kidding right Marcus?
LOL, yep. It was a joke about a joke about a tampon machine.
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#23 | 1689 days ago

Men will listen.  You just got to get their attention. 
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#24 | 1689 days ago

...and I agree with old bmcannon1 (Bart)...BOOBIES will get a guy's attention
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#25 | 1689 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Men will listen.  You just got to get their attention. 
LOL
#26 | 1688 days ago

I believe selective hearing is non discriminating.



But when they say Gentleman Start Those Engines we all listen! 
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#27 | 1688 days ago

18packabs wrote:
DAMN!!! I always run out of RESPECTS before Keebs gets here.....
I gave you one just for the mention of Keebs !!!   LOL

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