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NASCAR to Add More Potholes in Upcoming Events
Following one of the most exciting Daytona 500 races in history; NASCAR officials embraced their troubles with potholes on the track surface by announcing that future events would indeed see more hazards introduced during the race.

"Let's face it. Our audience likes to see a bunch of southern boys trade paint and crash once in a while. It would be like the good old days of street racing complete with bumpy asphalt, pot holes, and roadkill to avoid on your way to victory", says NASCAR race official, Ted "Bump" Hardash. "The fans are sick of watching 30 cars, in line, driving 500 miles by turning left. Let's toss an armadillo out there and see what happens".

Self-proclaimed "Superfan" Timmy Milktoaston, president of the NASCAR Official Live Interactive Fans & Enthusiasts club says, "It sure was exciting out there. We can't wait to see how they will prep the road for the Indianapolis Brickyard race. Other members of NOLIFE agree, we can't wait for the next race".

Hardash wasn't willing to talk about specifics in advance of any given race, but indicated that was his plan. "We want to keep the new race challenges a secret, and really keep our drivers on their toes. Maybe a little oil spill, a couple of dead Possums, and a pothole or two, but it will be different for each race. It should be about driving skill after all, and hell, if you can avoid a wandering chicken on the track on your way to victory, all the better for the fans
| Closed on 02/25/10 at 05:00PM
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Team Breakout:
25 Fans 
28%a. Digger Did It!
40%b. Let The Boys Slip & Slide
12%c. Chickens Would Be Cool!
16%d. How About A Goat?
4%e. Other Suggestion

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#15 | 1680 days ago

I saw that gleam in Jrs eyes.  If nothing happens to change it, i see a good season for him.  I was up screaming at home and trying to push him into first place Sunday.  I haven't been that excited in years watching a race.  i didn't mind the red flag at all.  We got to see and hear from some drivers that don't get to talk much .  Congrats to Jamie, he sure surprised me.  looking forward to the next race.
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
  
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#1 | 1680 days ago

LOL.  It's all diggers fault !!
Digger Did It!  
#2 | 1680 days ago

I think they should just let Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart go out there and run like the old moonshiners, with the other cars trying to catch 'em, swapping some paint along the way...
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
#3 | 1680 days ago

I like JR's comment during the race; paraphrasing: "Just put a cone up and drive around it"
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
#4 | 1680 days ago

(Edited by Diablorain)
gobigblue1960 wrote:
I think they should just let Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart go out there and run like the old moonshiners, with the other cars trying to catch 'em, swapping some paint along the way...
whys it gotta be Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart? why cant it be Jimmie Johnson and Kevin Harvick?
Chickens Would Be Cool!  
#5 | 1680 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Diablorain wrote:
whys it gotta be Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart? why cant it be Jimmie Johnson and Kevin Harvick?
I don't think Shrub could have handled the moonshining racing days.  He might get dirty!
How About A Goat?  
#6 | 1680 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I don't think Shrub could have handled the moonshining racing days.  He might get dirty!
your right he wouldnt of known what to do in those days
Chickens Would Be Cool!  
#7 | 1680 days ago

I guess it takes a pot hole for Jr to actually place !!! lol
#8 | 1680 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

keebs8 wrote:
I guess it takes a pot hole for Jr to actually place !!! lol
IF you had of watched the race. Jr's car was on rails! He came in 2nd!!!!  
How About A Goat?  
#9 | 1680 days ago

keebs8 wrote:
I guess it takes a pot hole for Jr to actually place !!! lol

that coming from a Browns fan,i will take it as a compliment.

Chickens Would Be Cool!  
#10 | 1680 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
IF you had of watched the race. Jr's car was on rails! He came in 2nd!!!!  
it was awesome the way he just passed everyone by,i wish it would have had one more lap cause he would have won his 2nd 500
Chickens Would Be Cool!  
#11 | 1680 days ago

 I think they should let them all race around the walmart parking lot on a windy day. Let's see if they can avoid all those carts swirling around at 40 mph!
Other Suggestion  
#12 | 1680 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Diablorain wrote:
it was awesome the way he just passed everyone by,i wish it would have had one more lap cause he would have won his 2nd 500
That was so awesome to see!  It reminded me of the 2001 Daytona Pepsi 400 when JR charged through the field to win.
How About A Goat?  
#13 | 1680 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
That was so awesome to see!  It reminded me of the 2001 Daytona Pepsi 400 when JR charged through the field to win.
i have a feeling this season is gonna be a good one for Jr :)
Chickens Would Be Cool!  
#14 | 1680 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
That was so awesome to see!  It reminded me of the 2001 Daytona Pepsi 400 when JR charged through the field to win.
I hope so, NASCAR needs it. It would be cool to see him running up front all the time, and be in the chase.
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
#15 | 1680 days ago

I saw that gleam in Jrs eyes.  If nothing happens to change it, i see a good season for him.  I was up screaming at home and trying to push him into first place Sunday.  I haven't been that excited in years watching a race.  i didn't mind the red flag at all.  We got to see and hear from some drivers that don't get to talk much .  Congrats to Jamie, he sure surprised me.  looking forward to the next race.
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
#16 | 1680 days ago

As a fan in the stand I was none to thrilled about the delays,BUT it's gotta happen some time I guess. If I could go back next week and do it over I would in a New York min. Had the time of my life with the girls making memories, and i guess that's what it's all about. GOTTA LUV NASCAR.
#17 | 1679 days ago
AndiLee0388 (+)

Was pretty aggravating for sure. I have never left a race before, but about halfway through the first hour and 45 min caution, the sun was going down and it was pretty damn cold, so we packed it in and headed to the bar, and watched the ending there. Was glad, after there was another 45 minute caution over the damn hole..LOL

I am thoroughly convinced now, that if I am not at the race Junyah will do good..LOL That was so awesome to watch...Gonna be an Earnhardt year!!
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
#18 | 1679 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

cuddles127017 wrote:
I saw that gleam in Jrs eyes.  If nothing happens to change it, i see a good season for him.  I was up screaming at home and trying to push him into first place Sunday.  I haven't been that excited in years watching a race.  i didn't mind the red flag at all.  We got to see and hear from some drivers that don't get to talk much .  Congrats to Jamie, he sure surprised me.  looking forward to the next race.
We need to go to a race together!
How About A Goat?  
#19 | 1678 days ago

This year is going to be a much better year for Junior. He has that determination back in his talk again and that little ornery grin on his face. You can hear it when he talks that he is 100% focused again and I couldn't be happier for him. He's definitely going to  win some races this year!!   JUNIOR NATION ~ LOUD N PROUD!!
How About A Goat?  
#20 | 1678 days ago

PJ88Fan wrote:
This year is going to be a much better year for Junior. He has that determination back in his talk again and that little ornery grin on his face. You can hear it when he talks that he is 100% focused again and I couldn't be happier for him. He's definitely going to  win some races this year!!   JUNIOR NATION ~ LOUD N PROUD!!
i agree with Jr does have a determination and he will just get better after each races
Let The Boys Slip & Slide  
#21 | 1678 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

We shall also see about this young one they call Kasey!   He actually is starting to look grown up now!
How About A Goat?  
#22 | 1678 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

LMAO....NEVER!  i see you found a way to say it though.    I think he is making a statement!  I don't think he will keep it much longer....too pretty of a face to be covered up!
How About A Goat?  
#23 | 1678 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

LMAO....NEVER!  i see you found a way to say it though.    I think he is making a statement!  I don't think he will keep it much longer....too pretty of a face to be covered up!
How About A Goat?  
#24 | 1677 days ago

Junior will eventually shave it...unless he gets on a winning streak then he should grow it out Grizzly Adams style LOL
Chickens Would Be Cool!  
#25 | 1677 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

 Put your gloves on!
How About A Goat?  
#26 | 1674 days ago

gobigblue1960 wrote:
I think they should just let Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart go out there and run like the old moonshiners, with the other cars trying to catch 'em, swapping some paint along the way...
I wholeheartedly agree with that idea.....
#27 | 1673 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

gobigblue1960 wrote:
I think they should just let Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart go out there and run like the old moonshiners, with the other cars trying to catch 'em, swapping some paint along the way...
I really don't think Shrib could handle that type of driving! 
How About A Goat?  
#28 | 1671 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I really don't think Shrib could handle that type of driving! 
Whats your point?.....lol.......
#29 | 1671 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

JenX63 wrote:
Whats your point?.....lol.......
Basically, Tony would take Shrub OUT!
How About A Goat?  
#30 | 1671 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Basically, Tony would take Shrub OUT!
and I say again.....your point is?........
#31 | 1670 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Basically, Tony would take Shrub OUT!
i wouldnt mind seeing them take one another out...now thats funny right there lol
Chickens Would Be Cool!  

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