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The Truth About Men Volume XVIIXVI
We don't like to go out shoppin',
We don't care what's on sale.
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips,
Watchin' the NFL.
When you come over at half-time,
And say: "Does this dress fit too tight?"
We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie,
And say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."

Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf on our days off,
Scratch, an' spit, an cuss.
It don't matter what line we hand you,
When we come draggin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
And it's probably gonna happen again.

We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias".
We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4".
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools,
At the Home Depot store.
We don't really wanna take you to dinner,
At some fancy restaurant.
The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to,
The one thing that we all want.

Well, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about guys.
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars,
Than work on the problems in our lives.
And though we might say it to you,
Every now and then,
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
And it's probably gonna happen again.

Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin',
It's nothing too complex.
It's just somethin' cold for drinkin',
And a whole lot of s-e-x......

Yes, that's the truth about men.
Yeah, that's the truth about us.
We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost,
Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff.
It don't matter what line we give you,
When we come a-crawlin' in.
We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
And it's probably gonna happen again.

We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry,
And it's probably gonna happen;
Sure, it's gonna happen;
You know it's gonna happen again.
And that's the truth about men.


| Closed on 02/27/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Relationships | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
18 Fans 
22%a. True
33%b. False
44%c. Beaneaters (other)

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#6 | 1518 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."   

 
i will have you know that i have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
  
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#1 | 1518 days ago

this one always made me giggle -

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a squish.

#2 | 1518 days ago

 All we(men) know is to agree what you(women) say,
Never ever got a free warming day.
Don't know what is truth or lie,
All time you(women) are there like sticky pie.
We(Men) got a clear vacant heart,
Where you(women) know how to play dart...........

Som6

Hope this makes us more clear .....



#3 | 1518 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

this one always made me giggle -

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a squish.

That's not true....I hate golf!!! 
False  
#4 | 1518 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."   

 
#5 | 1518 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Mr_Rogers wrote:
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."   

 
Please, you could not find your way out of a wet paper bag!
#6 | 1518 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."   

 
i will have you know that i have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
#7 | 1518 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

BEEP>>>>BEEEP>>>BEEP>>>>Sorry to inturrept this poll, but it is time for Tiger's Statement!
#8 | 1518 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i will have you know that i have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
 ROFL.......entire body???.....this will surely make him excited ....as ur intelligent finger will be more sensitive .....
#9 | 1518 days ago

 Not even going to give Tracy Byrd his due?  He sang the song...
False  
#10 | 1518 days ago

Mr. Rogers and Leigh ------this is for you both   for the Anchorman quotes.
Beaneaters (other)  
#11 | 1518 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Michael_G wrote:
That's not true....I hate golf!!! 
I'd rather have one that owns a house on a lake with a garage full of fishing tackle and a bass boat.
#12 | 1518 days ago

Actually, i do like Steel Magnolias, and i do like to take my wife out to dinner, but i draw the line at Home Depot.
True  
#13 | 1518 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 Not even going to give Tracy Byrd his due?  He sang the song...
Awww...........You listen to country!  I knew you were a closet fan!
#14 | 1518 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Awww...........You listen to country!  I knew you were a closet fan!
 Never said I didn't listen to Country.  i listen to just about everything.  Brad Paisley is my favorite.  Go pull out his "I'm Just a Guy"  that is probably more true for guys around here.
False  
#15 | 1518 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 Never said I didn't listen to Country.  i listen to just about everything.  Brad Paisley is my favorite.  Go pull out his "I'm Just a Guy"  that is probably more true for guys around here.
Go pull it out?   You are right.......That is probably more true for guys around here!
#16 | 1518 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

this one always made me giggle -

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a squish.

Rich, dumb, young nymphomaniac, who when shes not on her knees, she's flat on her back...make her about 4 ft. tall so she stands about to here (motioning around the waist area)...with a flat spot on her head so I can rest my beer


Oh, and she recently inherited a  liquor store
False  
#17 | 1518 days ago

 You won't get an apple from an orange tree.
Beaneaters (other)  
#18 | 1518 days ago

this is so wrong so wrong
False  
#19 | 1518 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

alainpeartree wrote:
this is so wrong so wrong
yup, and that's another thing we don't care about.
#20 | 1518 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

I hope you all dont think she made this up!!!

This is a song by Tracy Byrd!!!
True  
#21 | 1518 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
I hope you all dont think she made this up!!!

This is a song by Tracy Byrd!!!
A song by a MAN! Who is telling the truth.
#22 | 1518 days ago
ArmyStrong212 (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
A song by a MAN! Who is telling the truth.
agreed!!!
True  
#23 | 1518 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

this one always made me giggle -

Men’s Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a squish.

Now THAT sounds like a perfect woman!
#24 | 1518 days ago

ArmyStrong212 wrote:
I hope you all dont think she made this up!!!

This is a song by Tracy Byrd!!!
Pat Dailey...Nymphomaniac...
False  
#25 | 1518 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i will have you know that i have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
I Promise I Will Be Very Good If You Tell Me What It Can Do... Please, Please, Oh Pretty Puuulllleeeease!
Beaneaters (other)  
#26 | 1518 days ago
18packabs (+)

Lick it, Suck it, Slam it......nuff said.
Beaneaters (other)  
#27 | 1518 days ago

Tracy's right, they ain't wrong and they ain't sorry and it most definitely will happen again. 
Beaneaters (other)  
#28 | 1517 days ago

that's true of a lot of guys. however, i'm a good boy. sorry ladies, i'm spoken for.
True  
#29 | 1517 days ago

 Swami Vivekananda who visited US of America to address world conference on Religions, had a visitor, a female one, who told him, she wanted to marry him, he asked her the purpose of marrying him, an ascetic, swami. She told him, I am beautiful, you are wise, our progeny will be GOOD, intelligent and beautiful, handsome, his reply was, take me as your SON right now, why wait for the marriage and progeny.
Truth has different facets , the way we look at the facts are different, as we see what we LIKE to see.
Beaneaters (other)  

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