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This article is wrong on a few levels.

Apparently in Russia, Zhora the chimpanzee has to take a leave of absence from the zoo in Rostav because he is.......wait for it......going to rehab for alcohol and cigarette addiction.

This isn't a joke.  Check out the story here.

Why are Russians giving a zoo chimpanzee alcohol and cigarettes?  Or even a better question....they can bring alcohol in a zoo?  My trips to the zoo would be so much more fun if it was like that here (at least I've never seen a zoo that allows alcohol).

So what do you think about this?  And have you ever given one of your animals alcohol?
| Closed on 04/01/10 at 10:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Current Events | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
 1. Do you think it's wrong that visitors to the zoo gave a chimpanzee alcohol? (0 points)
63%a. Yes. What were they thinking?
26%b. No way. That's hillarious.
11%c. I really don't care. It's just a monkey.
 2. Would you enjoy the zoo more if alcohol was allowed? (0 points)
48%a. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.
15%b. Nope. I'm afraid that I might fall over the railing and end up as aligator food.
15%c. I don't drink, so it doesn't matter.
22%d. No way in H-E-double hockey sticks should alcohol be allowed in zoos.
 3. Ok, spill it. Have you ever given alcohol to an animal? (0 points)
33%a. Oh yea. I did this one time and it was hillarious...
41%b. I don't think so, Scooter. That's animal cruelty.
26%c. I haven't, but I think I might try it now.

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1614 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Me and my cat "Ziggy" downed a fifth of Tequila once, my cat said it could drink me under the table so i said "your on, pussy"   Needless to say, the cat was all talk and bitched out after 4 shots. 
  
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#1 | 1614 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
   um..... 
I'm speechless.
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. No way in H-E-double hockey sticks should alcohol be allowed in zoos.  3. I don't think so, Scooter. That's animal cruelty.  
#2 | 1614 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Me and my cat "Ziggy" downed a fifth of Tequila once, my cat said it could drink me under the table so i said "your on, pussy"   Needless to say, the cat was all talk and bitched out after 4 shots. 
#3 | 1614 days ago

It's Russia.  They put vodka in their baby bottles. 
Color me (not) surprised. 
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. I don't drink, so it doesn't matter.  3. I don't think so, Scooter. That's animal cruelty.  
#4 | 1614 days ago

Maybe we should just go ahead and put that iron curtain back up?
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. I haven't, but I think I might try it now.  
#5 | 1614 days ago

Can you imagine how many more animals would be feeding on humans if alcohol was allowed inside zoos? It's bad enough that zoos have to worry about non-drunk loonies trying to get close to the animals.
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. No way in H-E-double hockey sticks should alcohol be allowed in zoos.  3. I don't think so, Scooter. That's animal cruelty.  
#6 | 1613 days ago

Didn't the Chimp learn from the D.A.R.E program not to give in to peer pressure? Come on Zhora your better than that!!
1. I really don't care. It's just a monkey.  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. Oh yea. I did this one time and it was hillarious...  
#7 | 1613 days ago

Only for experimental purposes should they do that.  LOL  jk
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. No way in H-E-double hockey sticks should alcohol be allowed in zoos.  3. I haven't, but I think I might try it now.  
#8 | 1613 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:
Me and my cat "Ziggy" downed a fifth of Tequila once, my cat said it could drink me under the table so i said "your on, pussy"   Needless to say, the cat was all talk and bitched out after 4 shots. 
so what were you on that got the cat talking to you in the first place? i'd like two of those please.
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. Oh yea. I did this one time and it was hillarious...  
#9 | 1613 days ago

Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago has alcohol.
Proof:
1. No way. That's hillarious.  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. Oh yea. I did this one time and it was hillarious...  
#10 | 1613 days ago

The Russians have Bobo the chimp, we have Lindsey Lohan... who are we to throw stones?
1. Yes. What were they thinking?  2. Nope. I'm afraid that I might fall over the railing and end up as aligator food.  3. I haven't, but I think I might try it now.  
#11 | 1611 days ago

# 1 If the monkey wants a beer give it to him

#2 Who doesn't take beer to the Zoo with them?

#3 Yes gave beer to my dog when we were on a trip, It was the only thing we brought to drink
1. No way. That's hillarious.  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. Oh yea. I did this one time and it was hillarious...  
#12 | 1593 days ago

Monkeys creep me out
1. I really don't care. It's just a monkey.  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. I don't think so, Scooter. That's animal cruelty.  
#13 | 1593 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
so what were you on that got the cat talking to you in the first place? i'd like two of those please.
absolutely.  How did i miss the awesomeness
1. No way. That's hillarious.  2. Heck yea! I would heckle the gorillas like a Sox fan in Yankee stadium.  3. I haven't, but I think I might try it now.  

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