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Words As Defined By Gender

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car hood.
Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up ones self emotionally to another.
Male...........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with ones partner.
Male............Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male............Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV Channel to another.
Male.............A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

| Closed on 03/21/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
24 Fans 
17%a. That Thingy Is Funny
0%b. I'm Too Vulnerable
29%c. Does Answering this mean I'm Making a Commitment
17%d. I Have Flatulence
38%e. Beaneaters (The Other Man)

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#1 | 1513 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Marriage
Female: A lifelong commitment to one person
Male:  Having someone to do his laundry.     
That Thingy Is Funny  
  
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#1 | 1513 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Marriage
Female: A lifelong commitment to one person
Male:  Having someone to do his laundry.     
That Thingy Is Funny  
#2 | 1513 days ago

that sounds right!
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#3 | 1513 days ago

Sounds about right!
That Thingy Is Funny  
#4 | 1513 days ago

i always saw flatulence and entertainment as being synonymous.

"thingies" are also the rubbery, glittery guys you put on a fishing hook when you're too chicken to hook a "live thingy."  
#5 | 1513 days ago

whatev. last big deal i can remember was in october of 2005
#6 | 1513 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Not EVERYTHING
#7 | 1513 days ago
Cherrie (+)

#8 | 1513 days ago

Firstly to be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. 

Secondly to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.......
#9 | 1513 days ago

Cherrie wrote:
if only they learned to work all those knobs. what a wonderful world this would be!
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#10 | 1513 days ago

I miss having cable TV...I could do #8...over 600 channels in under 5 minuets, no problem.
Does Answering this mean I'm Making a Commitment  
#11 | 1513 days ago

(Edited by cuddles127017)
gobigblue1960 wrote:
I miss having cable TV...I could do #8...over 600 channels in under 5 minuets, no problem.
See!!!  That's the problem, men make a game out of everything.    Rolls my eyes.
That Thingy Is Funny  
#12 | 1513 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 I think men have hours and minutes confused.  
That Thingy Is Funny  
#13 | 1513 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I think men have hours and minutes confused.  
they do...and stupid me who had one who had it right , and let him go..stupid stupid me.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#14 | 1513 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

#15 | 1513 days ago
18packabs (+)

I could go on and on and on......but since it is Womans History Month, I will be nice.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#16 | 1513 days ago

The first rule of trying to understand a woman, guys....DON'T!!!
Women....feed us, laugh with us, love us...pretty simple!
I Have Flatulence  
#17 | 1513 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)
I've said it before and I will say it again....this world, without men would be pretty boring........someone once gave me this piece of advice..".they all have their sh**.....you have to decide what you are willing to put up with"......
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#18 | 1513 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
 A husband because he usually comes with a life insurance policy. 
That Thingy Is Funny  
#19 | 1513 days ago

So How Many Of You Women Actually Saying This Sounds About Right Are Actually Married. Works Both Ways Ladies And You Know That Is The Truth.
Does Answering this mean I'm Making a Commitment  
#20 | 1513 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
if only they learned to work all those knobs. what a wonderful world this would be!
Men only care about TWO KNOBS that women have!
#21 | 1513 days ago
18packabs (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Men only care about TWO KNOBS that women have!
Tuning in Tokyo.......
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#22 | 1513 days ago
Cherrie (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 A husband because he usually comes with a life insurance policy. 
#23 | 1513 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Men only care about TWO KNOBS that women have!
Actually...2 knobs and a button...
I Have Flatulence  
#24 | 1513 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

icfeet wrote:
Actually...2 knobs and a button...
 good God. 
That Thingy Is Funny  
#25 | 1513 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
icfeet wrote:
Actually...2 knobs and a button...
 Too bad most can't find the button!! 
#26 | 1512 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Too bad most can't find the button!! 
I found it! I found it!
#27 | 1512 days ago

Very Funny Gina

and #8 drives me crazy I put it on 1 channel and leave it alone, growing up my Dad used to channel surf only to find another commercial
Does Answering this mean I'm Making a Commitment  
#28 | 1512 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Actually...2 knobs and a button...
Exactly I found all 3 and know just what to do with them
Does Answering this mean I'm Making a Commitment  
#29 | 1512 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Too bad most can't find the button!! 
Not a problem here
I Have Flatulence  
#30 | 1512 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Too bad most can't find the button!! 
I am a button expert......
#31 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Men only care about TWO KNOBS that women have!
exactly....3 if they take the time to search a little.

 oh excuse i didnt read the other posts after, so what icfeet said.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#32 | 1512 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
exactly....3 if they take the time to search a little.

 oh excuse i didnt read the other posts after, so what icfeet said.
You are right about the IF part!
#33 | 1512 days ago

hockey54 wrote:
I found it! I found it!
FAIL
#34 | 1512 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
FAIL

Seems to be some difference opinions on what the "button" is...

#35 | 1512 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
FAIL
Sorry I wasn`t wearing my glasses.
#36 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
hockey54 wrote:
Sorry I wasn`t wearing my glasses.
you should be able to find it by touch by now.
Beaneaters (The Other Man)  
#37 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you should be able to find it by touch by now.

my now?? It`s been so long I`ve forgotten where to start!

#38 | 1501 days ago

Sacrafice
Women-- Doing anything for the ones you love.
Men-- Letting her have the remote on her Birthday.
Does Answering this mean I'm Making a Commitment  
#39 | 1494 days ago
Scottpositron27 (+)

(Edited by Scottpositron27)
Cali_Kat wrote:
FAIL





DON'T PUSH THAT BUTTON THE LEGS WILL FALL OFF!!!!!
That Thingy Is Funny  

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