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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
21 Fans 
0%a. Good Morning!
5%b. "They're Heee-re."
10%c. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...
14%d. I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...
43%e. "Well, blow me down!"
19%f. Aye, Aye Captain...
10%g. I'm in need of Absolut Relief...
0%h. There is no other!

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
   I support our President, this is just too funny.
"Well, blow me down!"   
  
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#1 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
F**k = significant other
marry = oprah
kill = oprah
tell = barbara walters my story

this better not be some damn loophole
#2 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by ohwell_)
   I support our President, this is just too funny.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#3 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
"I got sunshine .. in a bag ... I'm useless .. but not for long, my future is comin on is comin on is comin onnnn"

FN LOVE THE FN GORILLAS HONKEY!!!  YAYAH!

That's my b-day song!  Diggin that s***!  "I'm useless, but not for long"!   MUFFINFn WORD!

.... In the S.W.E.N. today:

(Fox) Rebutting the report yesterday that our days have shortened, it appears Foxy Cleopatra got a lil bit more of the skinny on this matter.  Apparently the science behind figuring out how long it takes for the earth to complete one rotation is accurate to the nearest 5millionths of a second .............. which means It's almost Fn Impossible to tell if our days did in fact shorten by 1.

So if you read my report yesterday and calculated that the earth would, if this kept up, complete 1 rotation in 1 hr by the year 82 billion, 800 million, you'll have to wait a while longer to check the accuracy.

Oh wait ... what's this?  Earthquakes can also lengthen the time in a day. 

Well F me, Fox, what the F is the point in reporting on this s***???  I'm trying to prepare for the world to end in 82 billion years and you're over there Fn around with our heads!

B*sterds!

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#4 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
"I got sunshine .. in a bag ... I'm useless .. but not for long, my future is comin on is comin on is comin onnnn"

FN LOVE THE FN GORILLAS HONKEY!!!  YAYAH!

That's my b-day song!  Diggin that s***!  "I'm useless, but not for long"!   MUFFINFn WORD!

.... In the S.W.E.N. today:

(Fox) Rebutting the report yesterday that our days have shortened, it appears Foxy Cleopatra got a lil bit more of the skinny on this matter.  Apparently the science behind figuring out how long it takes for the earth to complete one rotation is accurate to the nearest 5millionths of a second .............. which means It's almost Fn Impossible to tell if our days did in fact shorten by 1.

So if you read my report yesterday and calculated that the earth would, if this kept up, complete 1 rotation in 1 hr by the year 82 billion, 800 million, you'll have to wait a while longer to check the accuracy.

Oh wait ... what's this?  Earthquakes can also lengthen the time in a day. 

Well F me, Fox, what the F is the point in reporting on this s***???  I'm trying to prepare for the world to end in 82 billion years and you're over there Fn around with our heads!

B*sterds!

it is amazing how quickly that effing song got wedged between my frontal lobe and olfactory bulb...
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#5 | 1506 days ago

 It's hump day and not a one in sight.  at least it's still early, i have options.

Hurricanes came back from the Olympics like they went into, taking names and kicking ass.

As much as I've said sleep is overrated, i could really use some now.

Wake up you slacking west coasters.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#6 | 1506 days ago

Happy 303 Day and NHL trade deadline day
I hope all your dreams come true.. that is all
#7 | 1506 days ago

In other W.E.S.N. ........

Patrick McHenry, a Repubed from Nah-Kha-Lana (NC) wants the face of Ulysses S. Grant taken off of the $50 billion dollar bill and replaced with that of Ronald Reagan's.

1.  WTF ARE WE DOING WITH A $50 BILLION BILL IN CIRCULATION???
2.  Do you have nothing better to do with your Fn time in NC than to worry about who's Fn face is on a bill that NOBODY Fn sees??
3.  ......

There is no 3 ... STFU!!!!!!!!   But, apparently 13 other Repubes have already signed off on it, so ........ never know folks.  The next time you pick up a $50 billion dollar bill from the sidewalk, it might not have Grant's face on it!   Save em now ............. who knows, maybe in 50 years it'll be worth more than $50!!!

F-heads!

Carry on!  :)
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#8 | 1506 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

I gotta snake MAIN!!
#9 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Morning Chickadees!

First------I Oprah! If she  says "jump", I say how high. (not really, but I still LOVE her)

Kings kicked some "starry" ass last night. Suck it Stars!

My students continue to make me proud. Just yesterday, about 12 of them were anxious to tell me the Kings were back in action. I should be freak'n paid by the Kings. Oh...and they also kicked major butt on the math quiz I gave them.

I'm covering a recess duty for a friend today and I hope the little dude who was too "distracted" and peed on himself yesterday----stays focused because I don't think I could hold my laughter in today.

Happy Birthday Wiggles! Don't drown yourself in scotch and too much sin!


***For the rest of you---Have a Terrificabulous Day Chidlers!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#10 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Tuesdays rant...a day late, but don't F'n worry about it cuz I can do a F'n Tuesday rant on Wednesday if I F'n want to.

Why am I Tuesday ranting on a Wednesday, you ask.  Well, let me F'n tell you.  Because I was in a lawyers office all F'n day long yesterday getting grilled in a deposition, that's F'n why.  Quit being so G*d d@mn nosey.

Why in the f*ck does the lobotomy fairy have to visit every child in the universe when they turn into a teenager?  Oh, Mike I feel your pain....been there done that, you say?  F*ck that...I got two at the same time now.  Boys too.  Stupid little F'ers.  Sometimes I think I wish somebody woulda cut my d*ck off before I figured out what sex was.

On a lighter note, the Biggest Loser is back on, now that the F'n Olympics are over.  Blue vs. Black now, and that fat bastard Michael got his game play shoved straight up his wrinkly, saggy, cottage cheese infested @ss last night.  Good job Jillian.

The next person that comes in my office crying is gonna get a Justin Roper straight to the baby maker.  Grow the f*ck up people...it aint G*d d@mn junior high anymore.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...I'm out of beer.
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#11 | 1506 days ago

I've officially located the 37 different forms of identification/proof of address that I need to renew my driver's license.  Now I just need to motivate myself to shower and get dressed so I can actually go.  This day sucks the big one. 
"They're Heee-re."  
#12 | 1506 days ago
Dooney (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
   I support our President, this is just too funny.
I don't....
#13 | 1506 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I've officially located the 37 different forms of identification/proof of address that I need to renew my driver's license.  Now I just need to motivate myself to shower and get dressed so I can actually go.  This day sucks the big one. 
That s*** blows!!!!!!!!!

In Houston and California I had to wait in a Fn line that wound around the building 3 times.  Here in the Valley ...... yehhhhh ..... no line ..... but also NO Fn ENGLISH!!!!!!  I was #4 ... at like 7:45 ... and it still took em until about 8:40, because out of like 5 people at a desk to work, only one had decided to clock in.  And when I finally got to her desk ......... she wouldn't stop speaking Fn SPANISH!!!     .... Until I walked away ... than she started speaking English to some chump who walked up to her! 

I would love it if one day the entire border of the Rio Grande were teleported to Northwest and forced to try and survive!!!  Fn impossible!  ALmost everyone here is completely obstinate!!  Ugh!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#14 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
"I got sunshine .. in a bag ... I'm useless .. but not for long, my future is comin on is comin on is comin onnnn"

FN LOVE THE FN GORILLAS HONKEY!!!  YAYAH!

That's my b-day song!  Diggin that s***!  "I'm useless, but not for long"!   MUFFINFn WORD!

.... In the S.W.E.N. today:

(Fox) Rebutting the report yesterday that our days have shortened, it appears Foxy Cleopatra got a lil bit more of the skinny on this matter.  Apparently the science behind figuring out how long it takes for the earth to complete one rotation is accurate to the nearest 5millionths of a second .............. which means It's almost Fn Impossible to tell if our days did in fact shorten by 1.

So if you read my report yesterday and calculated that the earth would, if this kept up, complete 1 rotation in 1 hr by the year 82 billion, 800 million, you'll have to wait a while longer to check the accuracy.

Oh wait ... what's this?  Earthquakes can also lengthen the time in a day. 

Well F me, Fox, what the F is the point in reporting on this s***???  I'm trying to prepare for the world to end in 82 billion years and you're over there Fn around with our heads!

B*sterds!

IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#15 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
That s*** blows!!!!!!!!!

In Houston and California I had to wait in a Fn line that wound around the building 3 times.  Here in the Valley ...... yehhhhh ..... no line ..... but also NO Fn ENGLISH!!!!!!  I was #4 ... at like 7:45 ... and it still took em until about 8:40, because out of like 5 people at a desk to work, only one had decided to clock in.  And when I finally got to her desk ......... she wouldn't stop speaking Fn SPANISH!!!     .... Until I walked away ... than she started speaking English to some chump who walked up to her! 

I would love it if one day the entire border of the Rio Grande were teleported to Northwest and forced to try and survive!!!  Fn impossible!  ALmost everyone here is completely obstinate!!  Ugh!
i won't go to the dps in houston. i found out at 21 that you can renew the license online which was awesome, but the picture doesn't change. so my license which expires when i'm 30 (christ...), has an 18-year old me on it. i've been turned away trying to by booze, smokes and of all things, dimetapp.
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#16 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY
Yeppers    ... tray-duece
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#17 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yeppers    ... tray-duece
Well F'n -A, Happy Birthday, brother!!!
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#18 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yeppers    ... tray-duece
Well, I'll be a muthaf**ker....Happy F*ckin Birthday dude! You can drink as much scotch as your body will allow!

why her you ask,
Downloading Maria Bello....cuz she's hot!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#19 | 1506 days ago

 He's been somewhat injured.  Interesting that he went to a division rival for that low tho.

Unfortunately, we are sellers, although so close to being contenders (need to go 16-4 over the last 20...chump change).  I don't like Rutherford that much as a GM, but he can be wiley now and then.  The 2009 portion of this year was a complete disaster, 2010, arguably a top 4 team in the league.  We'll see how it plays out, but I don't think we will be trading as much as we were going to 4 weeks ago.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#20 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yeppers    ... tray-duece
A big Happy Birthday to another Pisces's baby.   
"Well, blow me down!"   
#21 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
Tuesdays rant...a day late, but don't F'n worry about it cuz I can do a F'n Tuesday rant on Wednesday if I F'n want to.

Why am I Tuesday ranting on a Wednesday, you ask.  Well, let me F'n tell you.  Because I was in a lawyers office all F'n day long yesterday getting grilled in a deposition, that's F'n why.  Quit being so G*d d@mn nosey.

Why in the f*ck does the lobotomy fairy have to visit every child in the universe when they turn into a teenager?  Oh, Mike I feel your pain....been there done that, you say?  F*ck that...I got two at the same time now.  Boys too.  Stupid little F'ers.  Sometimes I think I wish somebody woulda cut my d*ck off before I figured out what sex was.

On a lighter note, the Biggest Loser is back on, now that the F'n Olympics are over.  Blue vs. Black now, and that fat bastard Michael got his game play shoved straight up his wrinkly, saggy, cottage cheese infested @ss last night.  Good job Jillian.

The next person that comes in my office crying is gonna get a Justin Roper straight to the baby maker.  Grow the f*ck up people...it aint G*d d@mn junior high anymore.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...I'm out of beer.
   ummm do you need me to go get you some or do you think you can without a high powered rifle going with you?  
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#22 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I've officially located the 37 different forms of identification/proof of address that I need to renew my driver's license.  Now I just need to motivate myself to shower and get dressed so I can actually go.  This day sucks the big one. 
 You know sometimes small towns are cool. i walked in the girl that works there well hell i've known her since she was 8 said oh hi glenda lets do your license.lol  
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#23 | 1506 days ago

happy birthday wiggles!

i had a bird fly into my car on my lunch break. flew right in the window and went nuts. i guess it got scared too, cause no i have a big bird turd on the back seat. i had to pull over, get out and let the damn thing figure it out on his own. the really weird thing is, this isn't the first time this has happened to me....
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#24 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 You know sometimes small towns are cool. i walked in the girl that works there well hell i've known her since she was 8 said oh hi glenda lets do your license.lol  

Yeah, that's NOT exactly how it went for me. 
But I can't complain, overall, no problems. 

"They're Heee-re."  
#25 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Happy birthday wiggles, go and have a great day!!! 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#26 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yeppers    ... tray-duece
Happy B-day Wiggles. I hope it's a good one. So good actually, that you'll barely be able to remember it.
#27 | 1506 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Happy B-day Wiggles. I hope it's a good one. So good actually, that you'll barely be able to remember it.
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#28 | 1506 days ago

we're out of locker room polls again. GREAT!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#29 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
we're out of locker room polls again. GREAT!
 well crap ok ummm wheres kenne? or bryan?  
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#30 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 well crap ok ummm wheres kenne? or bryan?  
who's bryan?
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#31 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
we're out of locker room polls again. GREAT!
 there you go one new poll in your honor. 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#32 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
who's bryan?
 lol
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#33 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 lol
i'm serious. who is bryan?
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#34 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
i'm serious. who is bryan?
kramer
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#35 | 1506 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
kramer
oh crap. i knew that.

thanks
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#36 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
kramer
 well that could have been fun 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#37 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Holy cheezits Ashlie...you're gonna give him a freakin complex.
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#38 | 1506 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Holy cheezits Ashlie...you're gonna give him a freakin complex.
i know. i'm too lazy to go back and delete them though, but i'm ashamed of me right now...i had a brain fart. he'll understand.......i hope.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#39 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
i know. i'm too lazy to go back and delete them though, but i'm ashamed of me right now...i had a brain fart. he'll understand.......i hope.
 oh go ahead and delete it cause i will just male a poll about it. yeah it will say hey bryan ashlie dont know you.   
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#40 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 well that could have been fun 
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#41 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
 oh fine now i feel bad. 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#42 | 1506 days ago

I wonder if wigglesworth is toasted yet?
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#43 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 oh fine now i feel bad. 
That's all it takes?
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#44 | 1506 days ago

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#45 | 1506 days ago

I'm up...

Crashed bad after being up 22 hours or whatever it was yesterday.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#46 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I wonder if wigglesworth is toasted yet?
Wonder? lol I have no doubt and if he isn't, he will be shortly.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#47 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#48 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
That's all it takes?
 yeah pretty much.
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#49 | 1506 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
ha. is he yours?
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#50 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I'm up...

Crashed bad after being up 22 hours or whatever it was yesterday.
morning sunshine.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#51 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
morning sunshine.
Morning there. How was your day? Extremely boring from what I gathered..
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#52 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
ha. is he yours?
nope, i just found the pic on the web.  You know how I collect goofy sh*t like that.  My dog is much better looking.
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#53 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 oh fine now i feel bad. 
no worries
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#54 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Morning there. How was your day? Extremely boring from what I gathered..
it started okay...but with the lack of low quality polls and a slow day at work, i found myself wanting. did have a small spat with Som6 and got to call jat11gmen a homophobe, so there's that.




the marriage ref...really?
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#55 | 1506 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Tuesdays rant...a day late, but don't F'n worry about it cuz I can do a F'n Tuesday rant on Wednesday if I F'n want to.

Why am I Tuesday ranting on a Wednesday, you ask.  Well, let me F'n tell you.  Because I was in a lawyers office all F'n day long yesterday getting grilled in a deposition, that's F'n why.  Quit being so G*d d@mn nosey.

Why in the f*ck does the lobotomy fairy have to visit every child in the universe when they turn into a teenager?  Oh, Mike I feel your pain....been there done that, you say?  F*ck that...I got two at the same time now.  Boys too.  Stupid little F'ers.  Sometimes I think I wish somebody woulda cut my d*ck off before I figured out what sex was.

On a lighter note, the Biggest Loser is back on, now that the F'n Olympics are over.  Blue vs. Black now, and that fat bastard Michael got his game play shoved straight up his wrinkly, saggy, cottage cheese infested @ss last night.  Good job Jillian.

The next person that comes in my office crying is gonna get a Justin Roper straight to the baby maker.  Grow the f*ck up people...it aint G*d d@mn junior high anymore.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand...I'm out of beer.
sounds like someone has a case of the mondays
Aye, Aye Captain...  
#56 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
it started okay...but with the lack of low quality polls and a slow day at work, i found myself wanting. did have a small spat with Som6 and got to call jat11gmen a homophobe, so there's that.




the marriage ref...really?
Get drunk tonight, it's only Wednesday, but damn if it feels like Friday.



I watched the preview show of the Marriage Ref, I thought it was funny...
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#57 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
And why are you posting pictures of my baby boy?
#58 | 1506 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
And why are you posting pictures of my baby boy?
cuz i LOOOOOOVE him and havent seen you all day!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#59 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Get drunk tonight, it's only Wednesday, but damn if it feels like Friday.



I watched the preview show of the Marriage Ref, I thought it was funny...
well alec baldwin is hilarious in a creep show kinda way, but i'm not a seinfeld fan, so i'm just wondering how long it will last.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#60 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
cuz i LOOOOOOVE him and havent seen you all day!
yeah, he's not too bad I've been a busy bee today
#61 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
well alec baldwin is hilarious in a creep show kinda way, but i'm not a seinfeld fan, so i'm just wondering how long it will last.
Well, remember all shows won't include that 'panel', the only regular will be the host himself.

I'll probably watch, being it's the only good thing on after 30 Rock anyhow and it's NOT Leno. So, double plus.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#62 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Well, remember all shows won't include that 'panel', the only regular will be the host himself.

I'll probably watch, being it's the only good thing on after 30 Rock anyhow and it's NOT Leno. So, double plus.
I gotta give props to the dude trying to convince his wife that the stripper pole was an exercise pole.  Quick on his feet, but not quite quick enough.
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#63 | 1506 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
I gotta give props to the dude trying to convince his wife that the stripper pole was an exercise pole.  Quick on his feet, but not quite quick enough.
Yea, that and that neither could call it a "pole", more like a "poe". He tried, but when you start off saying how fun it would be with a stripper pole THEN backtrack to that one, just not the smartest of ideas.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#64 | 1506 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Well F'n -A, Happy Birthday, brother!!!
Word ... Thanks man!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#65 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Well, I'll be a muthaf**ker....Happy F*ckin Birthday dude! You can drink as much scotch as your body will allow!

why her you ask,
Downloading Maria Bello....cuz she's hot!
That right there is worth a kiss on the ace ... yes ma'am! 
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#66 | 1506 days ago

Also, why do I get the feeling Ashlie will mount Stoney's dog whenever he dies?


/could be taken MANY ways.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#67 | 1506 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Yea, that and that neither could call it a "pole", more like a "poe". He tried, but when you start off saying how fun it would be with a stripper pole THEN backtrack to that one, just not the smartest of ideas.
He shoulda just bought her a used VCR and a copy of 'Sweatin To The Oldies".
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#68 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Also, why do I get the feeling Ashlie will mount Stoney's dog whenever he dies?


/could be taken MANY ways.
sonofa....

dont corrupt my love of that dog.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#69 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sonofa....

dont corrupt my love of that dog.
Sorry.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#70 | 1506 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
That right there is worth a kiss on the ace ... yes ma'am! 
Hello Soldier!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#71 | 1506 days ago

Just saw Rich Eisen run a 40 yard dash..While it was awful, he sadly might've gone as fast as I did.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#72 | 1506 days ago

And why the f*ck is a matchup of #2 vs. #5 in college basketball on ESPN3 or ESPN360.com? I probably wouldn't watch anyways, because it's Psych night, but still.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#73 | 1506 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Wonder? lol I have no doubt and if he isn't, he will be shortly.
This just in:

Prof. Fn-Wiggles ain't had a drop of muffinFn scotch yet!  Rid*ckless!

Interesting thought for the day:
Did you know the NSA helped Microsoft develop Windows 7?

How free do you think you really are?

Go ahead, say type

CIA, Terrorist, Bomb, Hitler, Stalin, MK-Ultra, Mind Control, Bush, Anti-Christ, Ed Kennedy, Sydney Gottlieb, Garden Plot, FEMA, Operation Cable Slicer, Fairbanks AL, Terry Kings, Dr. Frank Olson, GW, MH, LSD, Thorazine, Nebutal, Dr. Harris Isbell, Obama, and Birth Certificate

And see if a bunch of coats don't show up at your doorstep!  :)

AND I'M OFF!  To the lands of the drunkerd!!

Till Manana Peeps!  Thanks all for the well wishes!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#74 | 1506 days ago

the italian job is on...and my b*tch is lookin goood.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#75 | 1506 days ago
kammi42 (+)

We have security to walk is to and from our cars because some  one has threatened to shoot us. Yeah as if the unfit fat guy  in  the sweaty too tight uniform with a badge that says security  is going to jump in front to protect me. (It doesnt say BRAVE security) Going to be a long couple of weeks i may have to talk a holiday anyone got a spare room im small and quiet and dont each much ?

#76 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
the italian job is on...and my b*tch is lookin goood.
Who's your b*tch?

I'm just watching the Office when Michael grills his foot..
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#77 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Chief_aka_James wrote:
Who's your b*tch?

I'm just watching the Office when Michael grills his foot..

oh you dont know about my unnatural love for Charlize. I would so do her...with the whole world watching.

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#78 | 1506 days ago

kammi42 wrote:

We have security to walk is to and from our cars because some  one has threatened to shoot us. Yeah as if the unfit fat guy  in  the sweaty too tight uniform with a badge that says security  is going to jump in front to protect me. (It doesnt say BRAVE security) Going to be a long couple of weeks i may have to talk a holiday anyone got a spare room im small and quiet and dont each much ?

Wtf is going on down under kammi?
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#79 | 1506 days ago

Why is that vampire dude from Twilight allowed to be in any other movie where he isn't a vampire? It confuses me.

Also, why did I miss that moment where Pierce Brosnan went from post-James Bond to only being allowed to play someone's dad, granddad, or old person?
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#80 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

oh you dont know about my unnatural love for Charlize. I would so do her...with the whole world watching.

I'd definitely be watching..
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#81 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Why is that vampire dude from Twilight allowed to be in any other movie where he isn't a vampire? It confuses me.

Also, why did I miss that moment where Pierce Brosnan went from post-James Bond to only being allowed to play someone's dad, granddad, or old person?
It confused the hell out of me too.

and Pierce Brosnan sucked as Bond so no one really cares?  it was a really quick moment.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#82 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
It confused the hell out of me too.

and Pierce Brosnan sucked as Bond so no one really cares?  it was a really quick moment.
Brosnan is probably my least-favorite Bond, but I still don't know when he went from "middle aged, still can play a star" to "old man".
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#83 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
It confused the hell out of me too.

and Pierce Brosnan sucked as Bond so no one really cares?  it was a really quick moment.
 Blasphemy.  Brosnan was the 2nd best Bond behind Connery.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#84 | 1506 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Blasphemy.  Brosnan was the 2nd best Bond behind Connery.
Wait, seriously?

1. Connery
2. Moore
3. Craig
4. Brosnan
5. Dalton
6. Lazenby
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#85 | 1506 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Blasphemy.  Brosnan was the 2nd best Bond behind Connery.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!   Daniel Craig is awesome right now!
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#86 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Wait, seriously?

1. Connery
2. Moore
3. Craig
4. Brosnan
5. Dalton
6. Lazenby
 Craig hasn't proven anything, and the producers went a new direction with him.  Can't really count him.  Moore maybe, but I prefer Brosnan.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#87 | 1506 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Craig hasn't proven anything, and the producers went a new direction with him.  Can't really count him.  Moore maybe, but I prefer Brosnan.
He's proven to be a better bond than Brosnan.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#88 | 1506 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Craig hasn't proven anything, and the producers went a new direction with him.  Can't really count him.  Moore maybe, but I prefer Brosnan.
"New direction" is still Bond, he's proved to still be a suave guy, definitely more kick-ass and I'm certainly hoping for a little more "spy" in it. I would prefer Craig over Brosnan still.

And Moore is like 1A to me behind Connery, those two are far and above over the rest to me.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#89 | 1506 days ago

 Apparently I don't see the greatness  of Craig that others do...
"Well, blow me down!"   
#90 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
well...his greatness for me started the moment he walked onto that beach.    i see how you could miss that.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#91 | 1506 days ago

ok...found this...A dad made his daughter a PROM DRESS!!!!.....
"Well, blow me down!"   
#92 | 1506 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
ok...found this...A dad made his daughter a PROM DRESS!!!!.....
Smart dad. I couldn't see that going wrong at all on prom night..
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#93 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
well...his greatness for me started the moment he walked onto that beach.    i see how you could miss that.
 yeah for some reason i missed that.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#94 | 1506 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 yeah for some reason i missed that.
It's more Brosnan's non-greatness than Craig's greatness to me. Something about Brosnan as Bond that was so wrong for me, I never enjoyed any of his films.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#95 | 1506 days ago

kammi42 wrote:

We have security to walk is to and from our cars because some  one has threatened to shoot us. Yeah as if the unfit fat guy  in  the sweaty too tight uniform with a badge that says security  is going to jump in front to protect me. (It doesnt say BRAVE security) Going to be a long couple of weeks i may have to talk a holiday anyone got a spare room im small and quiet and dont each much ?

Omg...what's going on?!?!    Regardless, if you need a holiday...I'm kinda small, kinda quiet, and don't eat much either...so, you'd fit right in at my house...as long as you don't mind some 4-legged canine roommates. 



Got a spare bedroom and bathroom, and live < 1/2 mile from the beach.  Welcome to Texas, and Happy Holidays! 
#96 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
It's more Brosnan's non-greatness than Craig's greatness to me. Something about Brosnan as Bond that was so wrong for me, I never enjoyed any of his films.
 And see I always thought Brosnan would be the perfect Bond when they couldn't find anyone.  I was happy when he was finally chosen.
"Well, blow me down!"   
#97 | 1506 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!   Daniel Craig is awesome right now!
Loose fitting, no imprint. COC approved (I think)

#98 | 1506 days ago

None better than Sean
#99 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kammi42 wrote:

We have security to walk is to and from our cars because some  one has threatened to shoot us. Yeah as if the unfit fat guy  in  the sweaty too tight uniform with a badge that says security  is going to jump in front to protect me. (It doesnt say BRAVE security) Going to be a long couple of weeks i may have to talk a holiday anyone got a spare room im small and quiet and dont each much ?

 you know it, come anytime. 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#100 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Also, why do I get the feeling Ashlie will mount Stoney's dog whenever he dies?


/could be taken MANY ways.
 lmao 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#101 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 yeah for some reason i missed that.
 here let me help you. 

I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#102 | 1506 days ago

Psych is on now, shh.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#103 | 1506 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
ok...found this...A dad made his daughter a PROM DRESS!!!!.....
#104 | 1506 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Why is that vampire dude from Twilight allowed to be in any other movie where he isn't a vampire? It confuses me.

Also, why did I miss that moment where Pierce Brosnan went from post-James Bond to only being allowed to play someone's dad, granddad, or old person?
Robert Pattinson?  Sorry, I mean, maybe he's sexy in the Twilight movies (I haven't seen any of them, nor do I want to), but dude is NOT cute.  I don't get it.
"They're Heee-re."  
#105 | 1506 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Robert Pattinson?  Sorry, I mean, maybe he's sexy in the Twilight movies (I haven't seen any of them, nor do I want to), but dude is NOT cute.  I don't get it.
Yea, that guy. He's in a new movie and Brosnan plays his dad.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#106 | 1506 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Yea, that guy. He's in a new movie and Brosnan plays his dad.
The movie is called "Remember Me".  My daughter can't wait to see it. Chick flick.  He's been in a lot of movies but he is not cute to me at all!  He looks like he really could be a vampire.
#107 | 1506 days ago

When stuff like Cop Out, Alice in Wonderland, and Brooklyn's Finest are out/coming out, I find it hard for that movie to do that well at all, even for the Pattinson girls.
Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus...  
#108 | 1505 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
It's more Brosnan's non-greatness than Craig's greatness to me. Something about Brosnan as Bond that was so wrong for me, I never enjoyed any of his films.
SH*T....i didnt mean to respect that. but i do agree. I thought i was going to like it but when i saw it, i was so disappointed that i have never watched another brosnan movie.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#109 | 1505 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
When stuff like Cop Out, Alice in Wonderland, and Brooklyn's Finest are out/coming out, I find it hard for that movie to do that well at all, even for the Pattinson girls.
i cant wait to see alice in wonderland....now johnny depp! yummy.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#110 | 1505 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Psych is on now, shh.
 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#111 | 1505 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
i cant wait to see alice in wonderland....now johnny depp! yummy.
 you know after fantasia and the disneys alice , I think the people at disney did mushrooms. or at the very least smoked big fatties before they made movies. 
I'm in need of Absolut Relief...  
#112 | 1505 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 you know after fantasia and the disneys alice , I think the people at disney did mushrooms. or at the very least smoked big fatties before they made movies. 
but of course.
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad...   
#113 | 1505 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 here let me help you. 

 If that is help,  I don't need any...
"Well, blow me down!"   

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