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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 
 
I made it to Friday. I cant remember if i liked Radiohead. I'm feeling Sarah Mclaughlin-ey. All my co-workers can suck it! I almost just pushed a stupid country ass old lady through this wall. I swear. Females makes me sick and  just really dont float my boat...this is really why i'm not a lesbian. B*tches be quiet!!!!!! UGH!
| Closed on 03/20/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
19%a. Hola!
7%b. He wants you, Malachi...
19%c. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!...
4%d. Don't let your life pass you by, Weep not for the memories....
4%e. "On your mark, get set, Go!"...
11%f. By the time i grab my books, and give myself a look...
22%g. Rum has been mighty good to me this week...
15%h. Brunch with Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#1 | 1177 days ago

 (Edited by Kenne)

I was at the mall last night and this guy, who works for an Israeli lotion store called Seacret, came up to me as I passed by & grabbed my hand and asked me about my nails (he apparently wanted to show me some nail care products and hand lotions). I yelled out "no don't you f**king touch me you #$%!" and pushed him into his kiosk cart. I had to hurry out of the mall and straight to my car after that before security caught onto me.



* I realize most of who read this will think I'm some kind of monster, but I am sharing this story as a pathetic attempt to earn back my man-card that was confiscated last week for cutting my eyelids while shaving my eyelashes off. 

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#1 | 1177 days ago

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I was at the mall last night and this guy, who works for an Israeli lotion store called Seacret, came up to me as I passed by & grabbed my hand and asked me about my nails (he apparently wanted to show me some nail care products and hand lotions). I yelled out "no don't you f**king touch me you #$%!" and pushed him into his kiosk cart. I had to hurry out of the mall and straight to my car after that before security caught onto me.



* I realize most of who read this will think I'm some kind of monster, but I am sharing this story as a pathetic attempt to earn back my man-card that was confiscated last week for cutting my eyelids while shaving my eyelashes off. 

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#2 | 1177 days ago
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Kenne wrote:

I was at the mall last night and this guy, who works for an Israeli lotion store called Seacret, came up to me as I passed by & grabbed my hand and asked me about my nails (he apparently wanted to show me some nail care products and hand lotions). I yelled out "no don't you f**king touch me you #$%!" and pushed him into his kiosk cart. I had to hurry out of the mall and straight to my car after that before security caught onto me.



* I realize most of who read this will think I'm some kind of monster, but I am sharing this story as a pathetic attempt to earn back my man-card that was confiscated last week for cutting my eyelids while shaving my eyelashes off. 

 And you think that running from the mall cops will help? 
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#3 | 1177 days ago

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cubsgirl2 wrote:
 And you think that running from the mall cops will help? 
I could've been charged with an assault (especially if he was a minor) and besides... I'm a poo-C when it comes to legal fines and such.

edited for typo
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#4 | 1177 days ago

  Bitches drive me crazy also.  That's why I'm single (or at least that is what I tell myself).

Canes won again last night and I celebrated with $3 Guinness pints.  Missing more money this morning than I thought.

Weekend is here, son is going to be playing baseball this spring, assessments tomorrow.  Should be fun.

Back to my first post.  Apparently if you f*ck someone first, you can't go and be just friends with them.  Women drive me absof*ckinglutely nuts.  I'd be gay if it weren't for the whole penis thing.

Anybody need retirement planning help?  Hook a moderator up.

Off to brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, so til next post...
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#5 | 1177 days ago

 Transmission third world war third round
A decade of the weapon of sound above ground
Ain't no shelter if you're looking for shade
I lick shots at the brutal charade
As tha polls close like a casket
On truth devoured
A silent play on the shadow of power
A spectacle monopolized
The camera's eye on choice disguised
Was it cast for the mass who burn and toil?
Or for the vultures who thirst for blood and oil?
A spectacle monopolized
They hold the reins and stole your eyes
The fistagons bullets and bombs
Who stuff the banks
Who staff the party ranks
More for Gore or the son of a drug lord
None of the above f*ck it cut the cord

Lights out guerrilla radio
Turn that sh*t up
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#6 | 1177 days ago

 Kenne wrote:

I was at the mall last night and this guy, who works for an Israeli lotion store called Seacret, came up to me as I passed by & grabbed my hand and asked me about my nails (he apparently wanted to show me some nail care products and hand lotions). I yelled out "no don't you f**king touch me you #$%!" and pushed him into his kiosk cart. I had to hurry out of the mall and straight to my car after that before security caught onto me.



* I realize most of who read this will think I'm some kind of monster, but I am sharing this story as a pathetic attempt to earn back my man-card that was confiscated last week for cutting my eyelids while shaving my eyelashes off. 

i don't think you're a monsteer, but i am telling you right now, you missed out huge. seacret blows my mind, it's so good. the eyelashes thing still makes me laugh uncomfortably.

rum has been good to me this week in that i wrecked a doobie brothers song on tuesday and completely lost my voice last night - not quite sure why yet, but i blame the rum. it did give me the superhuman strength to book two bands for the bar though. not complaining though. it was all very fun and i'm still definitely buzzing...
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#7 | 1177 days ago

 Kenne wrote:

I was at the mall last night and this guy, who works for an Israeli lotion store called Seacret, came up to me as I passed by & grabbed my hand and asked me about my nails (he apparently wanted to show me some nail care products and hand lotions). I yelled out "no don't you f**king touch me you #$%!" and pushed him into his kiosk cart. I had to hurry out of the mall and straight to my car after that before security caught onto me.



* I realize most of who read this will think I'm some kind of monster, but I am sharing this story as a pathetic attempt to earn back my man-card that was confiscated last week for cutting my eyelids while shaving my eyelashes off. 

that is so funny. some man reached out and grabbed your hand...if you'd responded any other way....that man card may have been shredded.
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#8 | 1177 days ago
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Kenne wrote:
I could've been charged with an assault (especially if he was a minor) and besides... I'm a poo-C when it comes to legal fines and such.

edited for typo
 oh yeah, i read the running from paul blart and forgot the rest. way to go, now we will see if the guys give you your card back. i'm pulling for ya. 
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#9 | 1177 days ago

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hskrdave wrote:
 Bitches drive me crazy also.  That's why I'm single (or at least that is what I tell myself).

Canes won again last night and I celebrated with $3 Guinness pints.  Missing more money this morning than I thought.

Weekend is here, son is going to be playing baseball this spring, assessments tomorrow.  Should be fun.

Back to my first post.  Apparently if you f*ck someone first, you can't go and be just friends with them.  Women drive me absof*ckinglutely nuts.  I'd be gay if it weren't for the whole penis thing.

Anybody need retirement planning help?  Hook a moderator up.

Off to brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, so til next post...
Apparently if you f*ck someone first, you can't go and be just friends with them.


there are several responses to this...but for today. you are right and that's BS, if she wasnt wearing a t-shirt that said "f*ck once, you're mine"....you should be able to sue her for false advertising.
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#10 | 1177 days ago

 Good morning fellow Q'ers.  I can't seem to get fully awake this morning.  Maybe i will go wash my dishes or not.
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!...  
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#11 | 1177 days ago

 Mama aims to please?


I lost all of my "white people" music in the last breakup, but i could've really used them this week.
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#12 | 1177 days ago

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cuddles127017 wrote:
Good morning fellow Q'ers.  I can't seem to get fully awake this morning.  Maybe i will go wash my dishes or not.
from all of the naughtiness last night, i bet.
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#13 | 1177 days ago

 Kenne wrote:

I was at the mall last night and this guy, who works for an Israeli lotion store called Seacret, came up to me as I passed by & grabbed my hand and asked me about my nails (he apparently wanted to show me some nail care products and hand lotions). I yelled out "no don't you f**king touch me you #$%!" and pushed him into his kiosk cart. I had to hurry out of the mall and straight to my car after that before security caught onto me.



* I realize most of who read this will think I'm some kind of monster, but I am sharing this story as a pathetic attempt to earn back my man-card that was confiscated last week for cutting my eyelids while shaving my eyelashes off. 

You don't worry about your man card. Anytime you put sharp stuff around your eye like that, you're rolling 'Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Jason Bourne' sheeyatch...
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!...  
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#14 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
Apparently if you f*ck someone first, you can't go and be just friends with them.


there are several responses to this...but for today. you are right and that's BS, if she wasnt wearing a t-shirt that said "f*ck once, you're mine"....you should be able to sue her for false advertising.
 No funny t-shirts whatsoever.

Yes I understand there can be different responses (i've probably heard most of them).  Just....

good thing I shaved my head so I don't have any hair to pull out.
Brunch with Beaneaters...  
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#15 | 1177 days ago

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yes...and you turned 33 overnight.   Now i must mail you a lap dance. HAPPY F*CKING BIRTHDAY!

      
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#16 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
from all of the naughtiness last night, i bet.
Yeah,  a restless night.   lol
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#17 | 1177 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Happy birthday, and no it just means it didnt happen on the weekend. 
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#18 | 1177 days ago

 okay...so my page wont load correctly. i am not in the mood for this BS!
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#19 | 1177 days ago

 Morning Q'ers.  It's Friday.  I hope all have a Fantastically Fine Friday. 
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#20 | 1177 days ago

 request? not if you're selling your soul for some other chick.



and what time, I will drink with you. No one should drink alone on their Birthday!
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#21 | 1177 days ago

 wait. what?
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#22 | 1177 days ago

 Morning Fluffers, Joiks, and Smurftastics!

(yeah.....that's all I have....wait --------Happy Birthday Jason!)
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#23 | 1177 days ago

nuh uh. i'll paper, rock, scissors you for it.

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#24 | 1177 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 Bitches drive me crazy also.  That's why I'm single (or at least that is what I tell myself).

Canes won again last night and I celebrated with $3 Guinness pints.  Missing more money this morning than I thought.

Weekend is here, son is going to be playing baseball this spring, assessments tomorrow.  Should be fun.

Back to my first post.  Apparently if you f*ck someone first, you can't go and be just friends with them.  Women drive me absof*ckinglutely nuts.  I'd be gay if it weren't for the whole penis thing.

Anybody need retirement planning help?  Hook a moderator up.

Off to brush my teeth with a bottle of jack, so til next post...

my best friend of years started as a hook up. it can happen

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#25 | 1177 days ago

 my computer is a slow ass piece of crap. can't hold that against me. i want to be the fluffer.
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#26 | 1177 days ago

 Chidlers, Chidlers ------there are more than one! Fluffers-----plural!----Now go into the classroom.
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#27 | 1177 days ago

 S.E.W.N. ... W.E.S.N. ... S.W.E.N.

(CNN)  In case you haven't heard it yet ... there's new 'News' in the news revolving around our boy T-Woody!  His uhhhhhh ... what's that called?   Assistant?  No.  Helper?  No.  Banker?  No.  WTF is that guy called????  OH RIGHT ... his Fn Caddy!!!

Ummm ... well ... apparently these two are really "Close" friends, I mean they said he knows his wife and their wives are friends, so .......... HOLY F .... He gets MuffinFn 10% of T-Woody's winnings???????????? SOB????  To carry around a bunch of Fn clubs???  I want dat job MuckFutha!!!  Anyway ... these two are friends.  K?  Got dat?

Sooooooo, than he goes on to say that he had 'NO CLUE' that T-Boner was splitting tails! 

Ummmm, CNN,
1.  This isn't news ... I don't even think People is interested in this, and they're the Fn Queens of retarded s***!
2.  Uhhhhhhh .... "CA-DDY"
3.  Guy-Friends Know!
4.  All guys know about 3.
5.  See number 2.
6.  Start back at number 1.
*Repeat until you catch the cold or a clue!*
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#28 | 1177 days ago

 Due to it being your birthday, I will refrain from posting your "favorite" smiley dude.
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#29 | 1177 days ago

 eff that noise. i could fluff circles around you.
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#30 | 1177 days ago

 oh...i wasnt talking about me though.



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#31 | 1177 days ago

 im feeling like i am going to break so many f*ckin codes of conduct on this site soon.
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#32 | 1177 days ago

 oh yeah, i remember you. i shoulda flunked yer ass.
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#33 | 1177 days ago

 RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
S.E.W.N. ... W.E.S.N. ... S.W.E.N.

(CNN)  In case you haven't heard it yet ... there's new 'News' in the news revolving around our boy T-Woody!  His uhhhhhh ... what's that called?   Assistant?  No.  Helper?  No.  Banker?  No.  WTF is that guy called????  OH RIGHT ... his Fn Caddy!!!

Ummm ... well ... apparently these two are really "Close" friends, I mean they said he knows his wife and their wives are friends, so .......... HOLY F .... He gets MuffinFn 10% of T-Woody's winnings???????????? SOB????  To carry around a bunch of Fn clubs???  I want dat job MuckFutha!!!  Anyway ... these two are friends.  K?  Got dat?

Sooooooo, than he goes on to say that he had 'NO CLUE' that T-Boner was splitting tails! 

Ummmm, CNN,
1.  This isn't news ... I don't even think People is interested in this, and they're the Fn Queens of retarded s***!
2.  Uhhhhhhh .... "CA-DDY"
3.  Guy-Friends Know!
4.  All guys know about 3.
5.  See number 2.
6.  Start back at number 1.
*Repeat until you catch the cold or a clue!*
DUDE you are....F*cktastic! seriously awesome.
Rum has been mighty good to me this week...  
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#34 | 1177 days ago

 In other E.W.N.S.

Have you ever had the experience of sitting somewhere in deep thought and all of a sudden, with no forethought, you thought to yourself, "I wanna be a pornstar?"

No?

Well, you should start thinking about it!

The TSA's Chairman (You know that administration right?  No???  The Transportation Security Administration?  No bells huh ......... The fat guy with a badge but no gun at the airport who insists you take your shoes off, and swears by all that is good and holy in this Fn world that it's your Fn belt that's making the Fn machine buzz like a SOB?? .......... Following me now?  Good ....) spoke with .... I'll be honest, I don't have a Fn clue!  Probly some other big dude in a suit! .... about these new nifty-difty boy body scanners (sorry for typo).  They'll be capable of seeing through your clothes and producing a grey sketch of your naked body!

When asked if the machine(s) would be capable of detecting such objects like the one hidden a man's under-britches recently, he was quoted as saying, "I really don't have a Fn clue, I've just never seen naked boobies!"  <~~~ Kidding, Kidding! 

His real response was, "Our officers are doing a very good job"
After being pressed for more info on that answer he continued, "I'd have to get back to you, but you know we have very, very good measures in place for evaluating our officers"

See there folks ... nothing to worry about!  It's not just "GOOD," and it's more than "Very good," it's "Very, very good."  And that's straight from the head of the TSA!!!  It's not like they're known for Fn anything up right???

Right?

Bueller?  Bueller??
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#35 | 1177 days ago

  Happy Birthday Jason...

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#36 | 1177 days ago

 ummm...just heard of this justin bieber singer for the first time. is it a dude or a chick?
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#37 | 1177 days ago

 RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
In other E.W.N.S.

Have you ever had the experience of sitting somewhere in deep thought and all of a sudden, with no forethought, you thought to yourself, "I wanna be a pornstar?"

No?

Well, you should start thinking about it!

The TSA's Chairman (You know that administration right?  No???  The Transportation Security Administration?  No bells huh ......... The fat guy with a badge but no gun at the airport who insists you take your shoes off, and swears by all that is good and holy in this Fn world that it's your Fn belt that's making the Fn machine buzz like a SOB?? .......... Following me now?  Good ....) spoke with .... I'll be honest, I don't have a Fn clue!  Probly some other big dude in a suit! .... about these new nifty-difty boy body scanners (sorry for typo).  They'll be capable of seeing through your clothes and producing a grey sketch of your naked body!

When asked if the machine(s) would be capable of detecting such objects like the one hidden a man's under-britches recently, he was quoted as saying, "I really don't have a Fn clue, I've just never seen naked boobies!"  <~~~ Kidding, Kidding! 

His real response was, "Our officers are doing a very good job"
After being pressed for more info on that answer he continued, "I'd have to get back to you, but you know we have very, very good measures in place for evaluating our officers"

See there folks ... nothing to worry about!  It's not just "GOOD," and it's more than "Very good," it's "Very, very good."  And that's straight from the head of the TSA!!!  It's not like they're known for Fn anything up right???

Right?

Bueller?  Bueller??
OOR as usual.
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#38 | 1177 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ummm...just heard of this justin bieber singer for the first time. is it a dude or a chick?
lil boy
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#39 | 1177 days ago

 Has anyone ever heard of octo-dogs?? Hot dogs cut to look like octupus

Hola!  
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#40 | 1177 days ago

 Michael G wrote:
Has anyone ever heard of octo-dogs?? Hot dogs cut to look like octupus

cutest thing i've seen all week
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#41 | 1177 days ago

Have a happy birthday Jason!
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#42 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
OOR as usual.
aw and you spent 2 on me, Thanks
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#43 | 1177 days ago

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Michael G wrote:
Has anyone ever heard of octo-dogs?? Hot dogs cut to look like octupus

Ehhhh....looks like the work of Red Wings fans. (thumbs down isn't for you CF...)
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#44 | 1177 days ago

 Kenne wrote:
aw and you spent 2 on me, Thanks
no problem...i spent most of them in here today.
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#45 | 1177 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:

my best friend of years started as a hook up. it can happen

 I'll assume your best friend is a guy.

in general, guys will always hope to be friends, in hopes of hooking up again.  I'm guessing if a female says she can't be friends, she won't be.

I'm not saying i'm going to miss this friendship that much, it just blows my mind that someone would say we can't be friends only because we had sex first.
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#46 | 1177 days ago

 So my illegal crush on James last week is sooo over...didnt end well BTW.....but now i have a FULLY grown crush on Stoney (shhhh). He's on it  this week.

(end of confession)



shut it janet.
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#47 | 1177 days ago
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hskrdave wrote:
 I'll assume your best friend is a guy.

in general, guys will always hope to be friends, in hopes of hooking up again.  I'm guessing if a female says she can't be friends, she won't be.

I'm not saying i'm going to miss this friendship that much, it just blows my mind that someone would say we can't be friends only because we had sex first.
 I'd lose 3/4 of the guys i know.  
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#48 | 1177 days ago
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Good afternoon all!  It's Friday and my day off. YAY!  Ashley you missed your man Favre last night on the Tonight Show!  JR is so close now I can almost taste him!   Seriously thinking about a road trip to Hampton for the race Sunday!  I will bring the bail money......Ashley will you come get me out?  So, It's Jasons Birthday.  That calls for a gift so I got him these:



Maybe if you use them for your "self love" you want have that sticky problem again!
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#49 | 1177 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I'd lose 3/4 of the guys i know.  
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#50 | 1177 days ago

 you are so f*cking funny.
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#51 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
So my illegal crush on James last week is sooo over...didnt end well BTW.....but now i have a FULLY grown crush on Stoney (shhhh). He's on it  this week.

(end of confession)



shut it janet.
Well, that tends to happen sometimes I mean he's smart, funny, caring, well dressed and shall I even say debonair with a rapist's wit.  And humble, can't forget that

Good day to everybody
I must say I love the reports of alleged humanitarian Sean Penn telling his critics to get rectal cancer.. I have a new found respect for him amidst his phony caring.. And I hope his wife, Princess Bride Penn, smartens up and goes and finds herself some younger C.

Can someone tell me what the movie Up is about? I don't go out of my way to watch cartoon movies (South Park, and Avatar being exceptions)

Avalanche need to get their sh!t together

I'm looking forward to my first baseball practice of the year this Sunday morning

Somebody's got a case of the Mondays
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#52 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
So my illegal crush on James last week is sooo over...didnt end well BTW.....but now i have a FULLY grown crush on Stoney (shhhh). He's on it  this week.

(end of confession)



shut it janet.
Crush on Stoney? I can't blame you there.......Have you seen his pics?  lol.....What about your love for Favre....Have you lost that loving feeling?
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#53 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
Don't look so shocked. I'm divorced and I like it that way. 
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#54 | 1177 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Crush on Stoney? I can't blame you there.......Have you seen his pics?  lol.....What about your love for Favre....Have you lost that loving feeling?
oh...know my love for favre is eternal and on a totally different level. I would marry him and deanna right now!


as for stoney..."dont be hittin' on my man on the sly!  uh huh."  LOL
disclaimer: the above note to Gina sounds stalkerish but i am not a stalker. It was for effect only. I know he is not my man.............yet!
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#55 | 1177 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
Don't look so shocked. I'm divorced and I like it that way. 
obviously.
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#56 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
oh...know my love for favre is eternal and on a totally different level. I would marry him and deanna right now!


as for stoney..."dont be hittin' on my man on the sly!  uh huh."  LOL
disclaimer: the above note to Gina sounds stalkerish but i am not a stalker. It was for effect only. I know he is not my man.............yet!
Your man Favre was on Leno last night.  I would have told you but I didn't think you were around.  He was looking good but not as good as Mathew who was the first guest and the reason I watched!

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#57 | 1177 days ago

 not yell....but i'm sure she'll have some smart ass comment.
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#58 | 1177 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Your man Favre was on Leno last night.  I would have told you but I didn't think you were around.  He was looking good but not as good as Mathew who was the first guest and the reason I watched!

yeah, i was sleep but i wouldve recorded it. matthew who? cant see pic.
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#59 | 1177 days ago

 courtesy wordpress  NICE!
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#60 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
obviously.
 what? theres nothing wrong with dating and just having fun and not getting serious. 
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#61 | 1177 days ago
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cubsgirl2 wrote:
 what? theres nothing wrong with dating and just having fun and not getting serious. 
Like a Friend With Benefits or just being a HO?  Just asking!
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#62 | 1177 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 what? theres nothing wrong with dating and just having fun and not getting serious. 
okay.  no comment.
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#63 | 1177 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Like a Friend With Benefits or just being a HO?  Just asking!
lol
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#64 | 1177 days ago
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JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Like a Friend With Benefits or just being a HO?  Just asking!
 neither, lol. god this is fun. neither really, what I mean by that is i date and when he ends it or i end it, we remain friends. and thats a good thing. there is nothing worse than having to see someone you only dated and not feel like you can say hey how are you? and be able to be friends with. i have never said i wont be your friend because we had sex when we were dating. 


get it 
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#65 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
not yell....but i'm sure she'll have some smart ass comment.
that's like predicting the sun is gonna come up in the morning
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#66 | 1177 days ago
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JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Like a Friend With Benefits or just being a HO?  Just asking!
 Oh and look at you, go kidnap jr so i can have sex with him.lmao  
what is is santa says? 
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#67 | 1177 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 neither, lol. god this is fun. neither really, what I mean by that is i date and when he ends it or i end it, we remain friends. and thats a good thing. there is nothing worse than having to see someone you only dated and not feel like you can say hey how are you? and be able to be friends with. i have never said i wont be your friend because we had sex when we were dating. 


get it 
oh.....see thats not what i got from husker. i got...."So i met/know this chick. we went out. i hit it. now she wants to be all serious and sh*t and i'm all like...naaah...we're just friends. be cool....and she's all 'Hell no...if you hit already, we are waay past (passed?) just friends.'   so now i'm like WHAT THE F*CK DUDE!"


and i thought you were saying that you'd have no friends if you didnt stay friends with every dude that got to hit it first.
get it?
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#68 | 1177 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 I'll assume your best friend is a guy.

in general, guys will always hope to be friends, in hopes of hooking up again.  I'm guessing if a female says she can't be friends, she won't be.

I'm not saying i'm going to miss this friendship that much, it just blows my mind that someone would say we can't be friends only because we had sex first.
it's that "when harry met sally syndrome"
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#69 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
oh.....see thats not what i got from husker. i got...."So i met/know this chick. we went out. i hit it. now she wants to be all serious and sh*t and i'm all like...naaah...we're just friends. be cool....and she's all 'Hell no...if you hit already, we are waay past (passed?) just friends.'   so now i'm like WHAT THE F*CK DUDE!"


and i thought you were saying that you'd have no friends if you didnt stay friends with every dude that got to hit it first.
get it?
 yes I get it, and i took it like someone he was seeing and then couldnt be friends with, either way the chick don't want to be his friend. and thats her loss. please trust me hitting it just somhow doesn't do it for me. lol
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#70 | 1177 days ago
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 OH OK I just reread that. my bad. 
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#71 | 1177 days ago

fart. that reminds me of this:

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#72 | 1177 days ago

 when did talking about sex become girl talk...crotch wipe!
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#73 | 1177 days ago
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cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Oh and look at you, go kidnap jr so i can have sex with him.lmao  
what is is santa says? 
I would treat JR so good that he would never look at another women.  It would be like that "addicting" sex!   I would even suck his toes if he wanted me to!  If I could I would just be a Groupie for Nascar!
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#74 | 1177 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I would treat JR so good that he would never look at another women.  It would be like that "addicting" sex!   I would even suck his toes if he wanted me to!  If I could I would just be a Groupie for Nascar!
i just threw up!
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#75 | 1177 days ago
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#76 | 1177 days ago

 she was talking toes and sh*t....thats different.
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#77 | 1177 days ago

 Also called the Hump and Dump

Who has seen the Craiglist Snipper?   The dude was doing circumcisions out of his living room   LMAO
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#78 | 1177 days ago
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 shut it!  girls talk sex more than guys do. and why do you sit down to pee? 
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#79 | 1177 days ago
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JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I would treat JR so good that he would never look at another women.  It would be like that "addicting" sex!   I would even suck his toes if he wanted me to!  If I could I would just be a Groupie for Nascar!
 awww gina you're on your own.lmao 
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#80 | 1177 days ago
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 Well at least you say thank you. 
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#81 | 1177 days ago
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 awww gina you're on your own.lmao 
That is the plan because I don't share! LMAO....I would go chase him this weekend if Ashley would agree to bail me out of jail if I needed her. Darn...he is sooooo close!
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#82 | 1177 days ago
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 as long as you realize that means drinking lots of alcohol and yelling really dirty things at men ! 
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#83 | 1177 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
That is the plan because I don't share! LMAO....I would go chase him this weekend if Ashley would agree to bail me out of jail if I needed her. Darn...he is sooooo close!
bail out is going to depend on time and day. let's play it by ear.
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#84 | 1177 days ago
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No!  That means YOU are satisfied. Major points deduction......MAJOR!
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#85 | 1177 days ago

 by dirty she means sexy.
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#86 | 1177 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Sorry Robb she has a very good point. 
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#87 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
by dirty she means sexy.
 
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#88 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
bail out is going to depend on time and day. let's play it by ear.
Wow! Thanks Ashlie.  That's cool.  I flashed a cop on a Motorcycle in the infield once by mistake.  He just smiled and asked if I would do it again.
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#89 | 1177 days ago

 JRSFLAME88 wrote:
No!  That means YOU are satisfied. Major points deduction......MAJOR!
wait a minute. if he did it right, she might be satisfied. give the benefit of the doubt gina.
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#90 | 1177 days ago
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 whoo hoo my 20 year old just called, shes coming to get her sister for the night. home alone!!!!! 
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#91 | 1177 days ago

 Cali_Kat wrote:
 Happy Birthday Jason...

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Kat,    ICE BANK MICE ELF!





nice.
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#92 | 1177 days ago
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cubsgirl2 wrote:
 whoo hoo my 20 year old just called, shes coming to get her sister for the night. home alone!!!!! 
Got batteries?
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#93 | 1177 days ago
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cubsgirl2 wrote:
 shut it!  girls talk sex more than guys do. and why do you sit down to pee? 
Nope, not strange. Men with smaller penises do that to avoid the dribbling mess, but some men with regular sized penises just prefer the relaxation of being able to sit for a moment or to avoid the "Back Splash"! LMAO
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#94 | 1177 days ago

 all right children. stop arguing. don't make me stop the car and force you to walk. 
Hola!  
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#95 | 1177 days ago
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JRSFLAME88 wrote:
That is the plan because I don't share! LMAO....I would go chase him this weekend if Ashley would agree to bail me out of jail if I needed her. Darn...he is sooooo close!
 no, i meant about the toe comment. 
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#96 | 1177 days ago

 WISAC1 wrote:
all right children. stop arguing. don't make me stop the car and force you to walk. 
jason started it.
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#97 | 1177 days ago

 stupid jerk.
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#98 | 1177 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 yes I get it, and i took it like someone he was seeing and then couldnt be friends with, either way the chick don't want to be his friend. and thats her loss. please trust me hitting it just somhow doesn't do it for me. lol
In his defense....the girl let him "hit it" on the first date, so in my book that's her bad! What did she expect??
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#99 | 1177 days ago
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WISAC1 wrote:
all right children. stop arguing. don't make me stop the car and force you to walk. 
 ewww some lady did that not to long ago and one of her daughters got kidnapped. or something i really dont remember, so make jason walk ok. 
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#100 | 1177 days ago
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Cali_Kat wrote:
In his defense....the girl let him "hit it" on the first date, so in my book that's her bad! What did she expect??
 Thank you, now defend me please.lol
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#101 | 1177 days ago

 if you're THAT good...i'd come in there to get you.
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#102 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
So my illegal crush on James last week is sooo over...didnt end well BTW.....but now i have a FULLY grown crush on Stoney (shhhh). He's on it  this week.

(end of confession)



shut it janet.
 
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#103 | 1177 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
that's like predicting the sun is gonna come up in the morning
 STFU ... I said nothing.  
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#104 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 
hey giiirl.
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#105 | 1177 days ago

  Wow I'm so glad my sex/dating/friendship life has become a major topic of discussion.  Maybe I should go restart my "let's just be friends" poll and see what goes in there this time.
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#106 | 1177 days ago
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hskrdave wrote:
 Wow I'm so glad my sex/dating/friendship life has become a major topic of discussion.  Maybe I should go restart my "let's just be friends" poll and see what goes in there this time.
could be very interesting 
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#107 | 1177 days ago
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 No doofus head I was picking you to get kidnapped!!! Get with the program 
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#108 | 1177 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 Wow I'm so glad my sex/dating/friendship life has become a major topic of discussion.  Maybe I should go restart my "let's just be friends" poll and see what goes in there this time.
sex/dating/friendship....those are OUR types of conversations.
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#109 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
hey giiirl.
 

Oh yeah ... to hell with you AND Stoney for thumbs-downing John Legend.  He's so adorable and is totally a friend in my head.
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#110 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
if you're THAT good...i'd come in there to get you.
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#111 | 1177 days ago

  Not that i don't necessarily want to ruin whatever relationship we have, but me tagging that ass will never happen, and thus won't play a part in determining it.
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#112 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 

Oh yeah ... to hell with you AND Stoney for thumbs-downing John Legend.  He's so adorable and is totally a friend in my head.
whateva!  He sounds like michigan j. frog and thats annoying as hell after 30 whole seconds.

and yes stoney is so adorable and is totally a friend in my head.


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#113 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
whateva!  He sounds like michigan j. frog and thats annoying as hell after 30 whole seconds.

and yes stoney is so adorable and is totally a friend in my head.


 Why couldn't I have been an only child?  



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#114 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 
something funny? ass
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#115 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
So my illegal crush on James last week is sooo over...didnt end well BTW.....but now i have a FULLY grown crush on Stoney (shhhh). He's on it  this week.

(end of confession)



shut it janet.
Didn't end well because you're a jerk, remember that.

And I just remember hearing about Leigh's nice boobs, and something about a guaranteed motorboat...So, I've already forgotten about your crush.
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#116 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
whateva!  He sounds like michigan j. frog and thats annoying as hell after 30 whole seconds.

and yes stoney is so adorable and is totally a friend in my head.


whaaaaat? i was just talking to woody about michigan j. frog the other day! he is studly

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#117 | 1177 days ago
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 well I think you are totally kidnapable, but i don't think anyone else does. Hey does anyone else think jason is kidnapable? 
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#118 | 1177 days ago

 Just a nice compliment away I heard.
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#119 | 1177 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
something funny? ass
 Oh man, you don't even know how many rude, smartass comments came to mind in the past 8 seconds alone.  
You are SO lucky I've already eaten today.  
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#120 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Just a nice compliment away I heard.
misconstrued!
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#121 | 1177 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
misconstrued!
Fine. A few drinks AND a nice compliment.
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#122 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 Oh man, you don't even know how many rude, smartass comments came to mind in the past 8 seconds alone.  
You are SO lucky I've already eaten today.  
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#123 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Fine. A few drinks AND a nice compliment.
damn, i wish i could deny that.
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#124 | 1177 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
damn, i wish i could deny that.
But we all just know better than that.
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#125 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
But we all just know better than that.
Poor Quality 
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#126 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Didn't end well because you're a jerk, remember that.

And I just remember hearing about Leigh's nice boobs, and something about a guaranteed motorboat...So, I've already forgotten about your crush.
she gets them from me...jack....ass!
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#127 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
she gets them from me...jack....ass!
Have yet to have proof on that one though, I keep picturing being called a jackass and whatever else by this cute baby all the time, and it's weirding me out.
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#128 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
she gets them from me...jack....ass!
heyooo!
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#129 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Have yet to have proof on that one though, I keep picturing being called a jackass and whatever else by this cute baby all the time, and it's weirding me out.
good. just picture a grown version with big boobs and you got me....of course she thinks you're a jackass too.
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#130 | 1177 days ago

 since it's your birthday...i'll think about it. email or phone?
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#131 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
good. just picture a grown version with big boobs and you got me....of course she thinks you're a jackass too.
Of course she does. There has yet to be someone of the female sex that doesn't think I'm just a little bit of a jackass.
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#132 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Of course she does. There has yet to be someone of the female sex that doesn't think I'm just a little bit of a jackass.
friends episode with joey's tailor! awesome
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#133 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
friends episode with joey's tailor! awesome
http://video.usanetwork.com/series/psych/season_4_previews/mr-yin-presents-preview/v1204467

Watch this first.

Seriously, I may have cried a little.
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#134 | 1177 days ago

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Chief_aka_James wrote:
http://video.usanetwork.com/series/psych/season_4_previews/mr-yin-presents-preview/v1204467

Watch this first.

Seriously, I may have cried a little.
why did you cry a little. lol

have i not seen that already?   and i have not watched the last 3 episodes, so dont give anything away.
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#135 | 1177 days ago

 RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
In other E.W.N.S.

Have you ever had the experience of sitting somewhere in deep thought and all of a sudden, with no forethought, you thought to yourself, "I wanna be a pornstar?"

No?

Well, you should start thinking about it!

The TSA's Chairman (You know that administration right?  No???  The Transportation Security Administration?  No bells huh ......... The fat guy with a badge but no gun at the airport who insists you take your shoes off, and swears by all that is good and holy in this Fn world that it's your Fn belt that's making the Fn machine buzz like a SOB?? .......... Following me now?  Good ....) spoke with .... I'll be honest, I don't have a Fn clue!  Probly some other big dude in a suit! .... about these new nifty-difty boy body scanners (sorry for typo).  They'll be capable of seeing through your clothes and producing a grey sketch of your naked body!

When asked if the machine(s) would be capable of detecting such objects like the one hidden a man's under-britches recently, he was quoted as saying, "I really don't have a Fn clue, I've just never seen naked boobies!"  <~~~ Kidding, Kidding! 

His real response was, "Our officers are doing a very good job"
After being pressed for more info on that answer he continued, "I'd have to get back to you, but you know we have very, very good measures in place for evaluating our officers"

See there folks ... nothing to worry about!  It's not just "GOOD," and it's more than "Very good," it's "Very, very good."  And that's straight from the head of the TSA!!!  It's not like they're known for Fn anything up right???

Right?

Bueller?  Bueller??
 Thank you again for a Friday laugh....
Hola!  
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#136 | 1177 days ago

 yeppers...that about does it....
Hola!  
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#137 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
why did you cry a little. lol

have i not seen that already?   and i have not watched the last 3 episodes, so dont give anything away.
Are you new? The last 3 episodes have nothing to do with the finale, next week, and that was the preview to it.

Watch the past 3 weeks now though, or sometime soon, that's ridiculous.
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#138 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Are you new? The last 3 episodes have nothing to do with the finale, next week, and that was the preview to it.

Watch the past 3 weeks now though, or sometime soon, that's ridiculous.
shut up...i have many shows to watch and i have to watch psych and burn notice alone which is hard to come by sometimes. i plan on catching up this weekend, maybe tonight... oh and that makes sense...i'm excited.
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#139 | 1177 days ago

 how much longer til the birthday drink....cuz i started an hour ago.
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#140 | 1177 days ago

 wasted by then. 3 HOMEMADE drinks(i make excellent drinks), no food....lets see.
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#141 | 1177 days ago

 you know zoe saldana has never done in for me, but in that pic with her laying across that chaise, she is pretty excellent.
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#142 | 1177 days ago

 tyra. ugh
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#143 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
 Why couldn't I have been an only child?  



i'm tellin...
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#144 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
i'm tellin...
I laughed...
By the time i grab my books, and give myself a look...  
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#145 | 1177 days ago

 Ashlie, Leigh, and Janet are sisters...Keep up.
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#146 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I laughed...
suck my **** in 2014.
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#147 | 1177 days ago

 nope. she's horrid. i gave you zoe and we usually have similar taste, but forehead....naaah.
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#148 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
suck my **** in 2014.
I'm okay with that..
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#149 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I'm okay with that..
sh*t...that made me laugh.
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#150 | 1177 days ago

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no. they're not. they have a love hate relationship which has nothing to do with what i'm tellin.   This is not hard.
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#151 | 1177 days ago

 was maria bello in that?
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#152 | 1177 days ago

 I don't like Tyra now, but I have to agree about her in Coyote Ugly...only if she was in that longer.
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#153 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
she gets them from me...jack....ass!
Hey...if you let Leigh have your boobs, why didn't Mom get any?! 
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#154 | 1177 days ago

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kobe_lova wrote:
i'm tellin...
You don't have to tell Ashlie...Janet, I heard that.  I need to talk to you! 
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#155 | 1177 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
You don't have to tell Ashlie...Janet, I heard that.  I need to talk to you! 
I think Ashlie is much more to blame than Janet, but that's unbiased me..
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#156 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I think Ashlie is much more to blame than Janet, but that's unbiased me..
Thank you Eddie Haskell...I'm sure you're totally objective. 
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#157 | 1177 days ago
kammi42 (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 well I think you are totally kidnapable, but i don't think anyone else does. Hey does anyone else think jason is kidnapable? 
psssst maybe
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#158 | 1177 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Thank you Eddie Haskell...I'm sure you're totally objective. 
Wow - Eddie Haskell? Who the hell throws THAT out there in random conversation?

And I am totally objective. Ashlie is just as bad, if not worse, than your other two daughters combined.
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#159 | 1177 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Hey...if you let Leigh have your boobs, why didn't Mom get any?! 
skipped a generation.
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#160 | 1177 days ago

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yeah but i wasnt paying attn to tyra since maria was in it.
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#161 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I think Ashlie is much more to blame than Janet, but that's unbiased me..
HATER!
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#162 | 1177 days ago

 kammi42 wrote:
psssst maybe
hey kammi.
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#163 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
HATER!
Not even, I'm a lover, incapable of hate...

Seriously.
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#164 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
hey kammi.
Gday
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#165 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Wow - Eddie Haskell? Who the hell throws THAT out there in random conversation?

And I am totally objective. Ashlie is just as bad, if not worse, than your other two daughters combined.
sonofa...mutha...




you know that's a lie...janet alone is unruly.
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#166 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Not even, I'm a lover, incapable of hate...

Seriously.
you MAKES me sick.



and yes i know there is an "s" at the end of make.  thats how i meant it...with emphasis.
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#167 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
sonofa...mutha...




you know that's a lie...janet alone is unruly.
Janet is unruly, sure, but any worse than you? Nope.
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#168 | 1177 days ago
kammi42 (+)

If on the Q You have a crush
Keep it a secret and Your surprise
and if You do that then You are safe
for in that case You will hear no lies.
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#169 | 1177 days ago

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Chief_aka_James wrote:
Wow - Eddie Haskell? Who the hell throws THAT out there in random conversation?

And I am totally objective. Ashlie is just as bad, if not worse, than your other two daughters combined.
Well, Mr. Unbiased Me, I guess I threw it out there, but it wasn't random at all.  However, I guess I forgot I could darn near be your grandma.  1)  Do you know who Eddie Haskell is?  2) Are you absolutely certain you're not ratting Ashlie out just because...?

"Ashlie is just as bad, if not worse, than your other two daughters combined."

FYI - None of my girls are bad.    Far from it.  They are just...uhhh...high-spirited...yeah, that's what they are...and God, I'm proud of  'em! 
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#170 | 1177 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Well, Mr. Unbiased Me, I guess I threw it out there, but it wasn't random at all.  However, I guess I forgot I could darn near be your grandma.  1)  Do you know who Eddie Haskell is?  2) Are you absolutely certain you're not ratting Ashlie out just because...?

"Ashlie is just as bad, if not worse, than your other two daughters combined."

FYI - None of my girls are bad.    Far from it.  They are just...uhhh...high-spirited...yeah, that's what they are...and God, I'm proud of  'em! 
I knew who Eddie Haskell was, yes, I just had to make sure online that I wasn't confusing him with someone else. And I'm not ratting out Ashlie, if anything, I'm just saying you're being unfair to Janet.

High-spirited? Yea, that's a good word for them. Very good word.
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#171 | 1177 days ago

 kammi42 wrote:
If on the Q You have a crush
Keep it a secret and Your surprise
and if You do that then You are safe
for in that case You will hear no lies.
no kammi....you gotta put it out there.
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#172 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
you MAKES me sick.



and yes i know there is an "s" at the end of make.  thats how i meant it...with emphasis.
is absolutely nothing on tv tonight? I'm honestly down to Tosh.0 and Ninja Warrior.
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#173 | 1177 days ago

 smallville re-runs.
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#174 | 1177 days ago

 Seriously?

Like I said...Tosh.0 or Ninja Warrior.
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#175 | 1177 days ago

 HELL NO!
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#176 | 1177 days ago

 At least there's my college basketball excitement of Akron and Kent St.
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#177 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
skipped a generation.
Bummer...guess I'm just flat out of luck. 
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#178 | 1177 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Bummer...guess I'm just flat out of luck. 

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#179 | 1177 days ago
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kobe_lova wrote:
no kammi....you gotta put it out there.
thinking , thinking ,thinking  (ouch that hurts) ....NOPE will NEVER tell.

now watches you think lol
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#180 | 1177 days ago

 kammi42 wrote:
thinking , thinking ,thinking  (ouch that hurts) ....NOPE will NEVER tell.

now watches you think lol
well, they'll never know if you dont tell them....where's the fun in that?



i understand though...but i have ALWAYS told my crushes. it really is more fun.
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#181 | 1177 days ago

 Watching Man v. Food now, and growing extremely hungry without enough energy to actually cook anything.
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#182 | 1177 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
At least there's my college basketball excitement of Akron and Kent St.
hawks playing warriors
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#183 | 1177 days ago
Rum has been mighty good to me this week...  
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#184 | 1177 days ago

 so, what did I miss?
I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew!...  
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#185 | 1177 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Attn:****** Important Announcement*******

JR GOT THE POLE IN ATLANTA!  
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#186 | 1177 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
so, what did I miss?
how you doin?
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#187 | 1177 days ago

 I was brought in this world nineteen senty-eight,
I didn't have a chance or say.
But by the time I was eight,
I could tell it was too late,
I was already bloggin up the wrong tree.
Mooser went to rootzoo you thought they're a fool,
In trouble,
Breaking all the rules.
Bean's absent from class, 
n Teach spanked his bare ass,
And we sure tried hard to be cool.
chorus:
Born to Q, that's what Cuddles said,
You know we'z better off dead.
Born to Q, Kramer's just bad news,
n you don't get no ... second chance.

It was a Boston night in mid July,
Janet gave Stoney a black eye.
She called said he's a loser,
A dead end cruiser, And deep inside Hippie knew that she was right.
chorus:
Born to Q, was what HSKR said,
You know we'z better off dead.
Born to Q, with Wiggle's bad news,
You don't get nooooo ... second chance.

Kobe tried to her job
Because that's the way Wylde says they are,
wanna have nice things and go far.
Well we're sorry Honey, 
Wet ain't got much money
But he can sure play this here [Censored]
 
As the years went on,
We made a few mistakes
it was troublebound for Cali n Cubs
The MODS knockin' our Door,
"Well we don't live here no more,
and we's playin' in Beans rockband."

chorus:
Born to Q, that's what Jess has said,
You know we's better off dead.

Born to Q, Christi's just bad news,
Men don't get noooooo .... second chance
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#188 | 1177 days ago

 RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
I was brought in this world nineteen senty-eight,
I didn't have a chance or say.
But by the time I was eight,
I could tell it was too late,
I was already bloggin up the wrong tree.
Mooser went to rootzoo you thought they're a fool,
In trouble,
Breaking all the rules.
Bean's absent from class, 
n Teach spanked his bare ass,
And we sure tried hard to be cool.
chorus:
Born to Q, that's what Cuddles said,
You know we'z better off dead.
Born to Q, Kramer's just bad news,
n you don't get no ... second chance.

It was a Boston night in mid July,
Janet gave Stoney a black eye.
She called said he's a loser,
A dead end cruiser, And deep inside Hippie knew that she was right.
chorus:
Born to Q, was what HSKR said,
You know we'z better off dead.
Born to Q, with Wiggle's bad news,
You don't get nooooo ... second chance.

Kobe tried to her job
Because that's the way Wylde says they are,
wanna have nice things and go far.
Well we're sorry Honey, 
Wet ain't got much money
But he can sure play this here [Censored]
 
As the years went on,
We made a few mistakes
it was troublebound for Cali n Cubs
The MODS knockin' our Door,
"Well we don't live here no more,
and we's playin' in Beans rockband."

chorus:
Born to Q, that's what Jess has said,
You know we's better off dead.

Born to Q, Christi's just bad news,
Men don't get noooooo .... second chance
dingdingding....i may have found someone who's been drinkin more than me!!







you know...
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#189 | 1177 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:

whaaaaat? i was just talking to woody about michigan j. frog the other day! he is studly

Me or the frog?
Don't let your life pass you by, Weep not for the memories....  
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#190 | 1177 days ago

 Beaneaters wrote:
You don't worry about your man card. Anytime you put sharp stuff around your eye like that, you're rolling 'Steven Segal, Chuck Norris, Jason Bourne' sheeyatch...
okay...so i'm re-reading under the influence...and this mofo is not even close to jason bourne!


yes...it was totally necessary for me to point that out.
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#191 | 1177 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
nope. she's horrid. i gave you zoe and we usually have similar taste, but forehead....naaah.
That's no forehead.  Tyra has a five-head.  

I still think she's hot though ... annoying, but hot.
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#192 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
That's no forehead.  Tyra has a five-head.  

I still think she's hot though ... annoying, but hot.
annoying+five head=not hot!   based on boobs only-i'll give you that...but otherwise...naaah.
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#193 | 1177 days ago

 Based upon nothing but their impeccable reputations...I just want to say my girls...Ashlie, Leigh, and Janet...well, they totally rock!
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#194 | 1177 days ago

 HouTxFan wrote:
Based upon nothing but their impeccable reputations...I just want to say my girls...Ashlie, Leigh, and Janet...well, they totally rock!
  

As do you.  
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#195 | 1177 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
  

As do you.  
Awww...that's the sweet baby of my wonderful little group.  Thank you, girls, for letting me pretend to be Mom! I really do enjoy it.
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#196 | 1177 days ago

 ROTFL
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#197 | 1177 days ago

 Go to bed.
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#198 | 1177 days ago

    I hate this place.  



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#199 | 1176 days ago

 Awwwwww!
Brunch with Beaneaters...  
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#200 | 1176 days ago

 Dude, such a softie.
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#201 | 1176 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Dude, such a softie.
STFU lil boy!
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#202 | 1176 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
STFU lil boy!
Brunch with Beaneaters...  
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#203 | 1176 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
STFU lil boy!
wtf? Drunk Ashlie is an angry Ashlie...

I didn't say it like it was a bad thing - I'm a complete softie, and without the 'hard shell' like Jason displays.
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#204 | 1176 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Shush you.
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#205 | 1176 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Shush you.
Who is the whine baby now? LMAO 
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#206 | 1176 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Who is the whine baby now? LMAO 
I just told you to shush, and what the hell is a whine baby?

Shoo.
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#207 | 1176 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
wtf? Drunk Ashlie is an angry Ashlie...

I didn't say it like it was a bad thing - I'm a complete softie, and without the 'hard shell' like Jason displays.
oh excuse me....no i'm not at all an angry drunk but i thought you were being a jackass and now i cant stop giggling. so ignore me. thanks for the laughs....and sowwy , but i am a fighter by nature though...
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#208 | 1176 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
I just told you to shush, and what the hell is a whine baby?

Shoo.
Shoo? shoo fly?
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#209 | 1176 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Shoo? shoo fly?
Yes, shoo fly. Obviously not the first time you've been told to go away.
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#210 | 1176 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
Yes, shoo fly. Obviously not the first time you've been told to go away.
Whoa.....little man is growing fangs. Good for you!
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#211 | 1176 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Whoa.....little man is growing fangs. Good for you!
I try, thanks for your approval.
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#212 | 1176 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Whoa.....little man is growing fangs. Good for you!
Clapping Hands
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#213 | 1176 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

GOOD MORNING!!!!   
He wants you, Malachi...  
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#214 | 1176 days ago

 good morning.
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#215 | 1176 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
good morning.
 it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. I think some yard work will be in order today. I swear sometimes I hate owning a house.  I have to clean my gutters and that scares the crap out of me. 
He wants you, Malachi...  
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#216 | 1176 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 no, this is the ugly leaves and stuff from winter. you know just raking up the dead crap and my god have the dogs done a number on the back yard. there are holes so big my little dog falls in them.lol. it's actually pretty funny to watch when that happens though
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#217 | 1176 days ago

 I love that a bottle of wine doesn't hurt the morning after!!  [Pretend your jaw is square while you attempt to read this]

Tu-dees 'Set-uh-dee' if yoh in England, so oy figga oyl speek lyk them whilst oy giv yew the jolly good S.W.E.N. foa thu dee, yu may injoyy wiff yuh cup-ah-tea ... and ah crumpet yf yew so chews ...

Kahl Rove, ower fevrit "Deacon" ys still ediment that Mistah Bush dyd not loy us into Whar ....... cheery oh, Mate, shall we av ah lewk at dem nukes than?  Oh, Roit, Roit ... K, than ... p*ss off!

Ohn tew Pittisbug ... Steelahs kortabeck, Ben Rocklessbergah ys onse agen cot yn a stikky sit-you-asian dew to his penis; him bein accused wiff sexill assult onse agen, by sum dame he met in a pub wiff his blokes ......... Mistah Rastahburgah, yf yew need tuh tickle yur pickul thut bad, perheps yew shud see a d*cktah!!  Ohr ... go git yerseff a hookah!  Now thet Tigah's on the Lamb, perheps yt mite bee eesiyah to find one willin to settill fohr a mini! 



Peace, Honkeys!
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#218 | 1176 days ago

 RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
I love that a bottle of wine doesn't hurt the morning after!!  [Pretend your jaw is square while you attempt to read this]

Tu-dees 'Set-uh-dee' if yoh in England, so oy figga oyl speek lyk them whilst oy giv yew the jolly good S.W.E.N. foa thu dee, yu may injoyy wiff yuh cup-ah-tea ... and ah crumpet yf yew so chews ...

Kahl Rove, ower fevrit "Deacon" ys still ediment that Mistah Bush dyd not loy us into Whar ....... cheery oh, Mate, shall we av ah lewk at dem nukes than?  Oh, Roit, Roit ... K, than ... p*ss off!

Ohn tew Pittisbug ... Steelahs kortabeck, Ben Rocklessbergah ys onse agen cot yn a stikky sit-you-asian dew to his penis; him bein accused wiff sexill assult onse agen, by sum dame he met in a pub wiff his blokes ......... Mistah Rastahburgah, yf yew need tuh tickle yur pickul thut bad, perheps yew shud see a d*cktah!!  Ohr ... go git yerseff a hookah!  Now thet Tigah's on the Lamb, perheps yt mite bee eesiyah to find one willin to settill fohr a mini! 



Peace, Honkeys!
wow.......needed that.
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#219 | 1176 days ago
kammi42 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
well, they'll never know if you dont tell them....where's the fun in that?



i understand though...but i have ALWAYS told my crushes. it really is more fun.
Got to speak to them at some time to tell them anything !
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#220 | 1176 days ago

 kammi42 wrote:
Got to speak to them at some time to tell them anything !
exactly.
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