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Joke of the Day -- 03/08/2010
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50.5361. Joke of the Day -- 03/08/2010

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#4 | 1629 days ago

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY....hehehehehe!
  
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#1 | 1629 days ago

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#2 | 1629 days ago

Three friends married women from different parts of the United States.

The first man married a woman from the East. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from the Midwest. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from the South. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.

He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he still didn't see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
#3 | 1629 days ago

 Just out of curiosity, are all of the US domestic woes and policies a great source of laughter for the rest of the world, because I haven't seen many jokes from you lately, just political cartoons.
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#4 | 1629 days ago

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY....hehehehehe!
#5 | 1629 days ago

phatkat wrote:
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'

YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE LITTLE JOHNNY....hehehehehe!
That is a good one!!
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#6 | 1629 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Why don't you stick to the Non-Political Cartoons?  I really don't find these funny!
#7 | 1629 days ago

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place

 and made love all afternoon.

   Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed

 and told his lover to take his shoes

outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

  He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

     'I can't lie to you,' he replied,

 'I'm having an affair with my secretary.

     We had sex all afternoon.'

   She looked down at his shoes and said:

     'You lying bastard!

        You've been playing golf!'

#8 | 1629 days ago

(Edited by Som6)
hskrdave wrote:
 Just out of curiosity, are all of the US domestic woes and policies a great source of laughter for the rest of the world, because I haven't seen many jokes from you lately, just political cartoons.
Curiosity is good at anytime so does the running theme of economics.....not only the U.S ...concerns arise when things effect the whole world not particularly at 1 nation....BTW...corporate club is hitting much more in developing Nations rather than developed Nations...hope u knw the fact...
#9 | 1629 days ago

Som6 wrote:
Curiosity is good at anytime so does the running theme of economics.....not only the U.S ...concerns arise when things effect the whole world not particularly at 1 nation....BTW...corporate club is hitting much more in developing Nations rather than developed Nations...hope u knw the fact...
 Right, but it's not a joke, but a political comment.  If you want to re-title these politicial commentary of the day, go ahead.  
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#10 | 1629 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Right, but it's not a joke, but a political comment.  If you want to re-title these politicial commentary of the day, go ahead.  
Off coarse a joke for the corporate club ...hv to get to the bottom n knw wht tht really means where ppl r jobless, sensex getting down with market high......
#11 | 1629 days ago

Wow!!!  A new joke.  Very funny.   lol 
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#12 | 1629 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)

Be Very Quiet

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The Father said:

Stay here and be VERY quiet. I'll be across the field.

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and

ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. I

told you to be quiet.

the boy, bless his heart, answered: "Look, I was quiet when the snake

slithered across my feet.

I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I closed my eyes and held my breath

when the wasp stung me.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

But, when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said," Should we eat them here or take them with us?".."Well, I guess I just panicked"

#13 | 1629 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Why don't you stick to the Non-Political Cartoons?  I really don't find these funny!
 This is a corporate joke on economics, where economy is a playing game for some corporate club.
#14 | 1629 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Som6 wrote:
 This is a corporate joke on economics, where economy is a playing game for some corporate club.
The corporate club with a picture of what appears to be our ex-president and has "State Of The Union" in it?  Really, I'm like Dave you should rename this poll.  It seems like you enjoy making fun of America and its politics!
#15 | 1628 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
The corporate club with a picture of what appears to be our ex-president and has "State Of The Union" in it?  Really, I'm like Dave you should rename this poll.  It seems like you enjoy making fun of America and its politics!
Assumption and allegation are very very far thing so as the politics, economy and corporal.....even though they are related......now if we look everything is related to each other directly or indirectly ...we can't digest the truth where some ppl features their one way approach to the issue. My 1st comment to Dave clears out the aspect of making it to a Nation or Nations that too "developing"....State of Union" is represent in most countries and abt. picture...its very much more similar to ex UK leaders or ex Denmark or say Germany or presently Union leader in India or Singapore......don't deal in one way as this World is rotating with 1000s more....
#16 | 1628 days ago

JenX63 wrote:

Be Very Quiet

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The Father said:

Stay here and be VERY quiet. I'll be across the field.

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and

ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. I

told you to be quiet.

the boy, bless his heart, answered: "Look, I was quiet when the snake

slithered across my feet.

I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I closed my eyes and held my breath

when the wasp stung me.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

But, when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said," Should we eat them here or take them with us?".."Well, I guess I just panicked"

JUST HAD TO SAY THIS.....
#17 | 1628 days ago

phatkat wrote:
JUST HAD TO SAY THIS.....
...glad you enjoyed.....kids are great and say the dardnest things....
#18 | 1628 days ago

JenX63 wrote:

Be Very Quiet

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The Father said:

Stay here and be VERY quiet. I'll be across the field.

A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and

ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. I

told you to be quiet.

the boy, bless his heart, answered: "Look, I was quiet when the snake

slithered across my feet.

I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I closed my eyes and held my breath

when the wasp stung me.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.

I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

But, when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said," Should we eat them here or take them with us?".."Well, I guess I just panicked"

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