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9%a. Hello...
4%b. This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...
4%c. As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....
17%d. All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....
17%e. "Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?
9%f. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...
22%g. 2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...
17%h. In addition to that...

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#40 | 1696 days ago

In other S.E.W.N. .... and seeking some Fn language I can barely comprehend, albeit in English ....

The President and a Republican from Michigan have agreed they've disagreed to agree

[quoted] ""The president says he doesn't want to expand or restrict current law (on abortion). Neither do I," Stupak said. "That's never been our position. So is there some language that we can agree on that hits both points -- we don't restrict, we don't expand abortion rights? I think we can get there." [post quote]

Ummmmmmmm ... Mr. Stupak.  That language is probably English.  I'm only taking a shot in the dark since many of us in the rest of the Fn country skidishly believe that you F'ers actually speak it.  Now if you're not looking for "a language," aside from English, and you're simply looking for "wording" than I believe every one of you commie F'ers up there are familiar with "Copy - Paste!"  If not ... ask your Fn intern to pop his her head out from under your her desk and show you the complexities of "CTRL-C, CTRL-V."

Moron!
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
  
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#1 | 1696 days ago

Someone should go back to bed...it's the 9th, Ashlie.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#2 | 1696 days ago

i already changed it. it just takes a minute...let's start the day off right James..Shut the hell up! UGH!
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#3 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
i already changed it. it just takes a minute...let's start the day off right James..Shut the hell up! UGH!
lol.

"Start the day off right...Shut the hell up!" My thoughts exactly.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#4 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)



Don't Panic. but it is Panic Day!!!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#5 | 1696 days ago

2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#6 | 1696 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:


Don't Panic. but it is Panic Day!!!
thank goodness jason's not here.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#7 | 1696 days ago

 I'm about 20 minutes from taking off and running around for til like 8:30 tonight.  maybe I'll have a little time this afternoon to catch up, but doubtful.  

No one is reading this anyway and won't miss me.

And I'll need more than 2 Long Island's when I get home tonight.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#8 | 1696 days ago

I already panicked/hyperventilated thanks to Joe Nathan, I'm recovering from that now, and am okay - don't tell me to panic more.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#9 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I already panicked/hyperventilated thanks to Joe Nathan, I'm recovering from that now, and am okay - don't tell me to panic more.
Joe Namath still plays? I did not know that. Is he not 87 years old?
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#10 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
lol.

"Start the day off right...Shut the hell up!" My thoughts exactly.
when's the last time you made a poll?
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#11 | 1696 days ago

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I floatin' 'round my tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do


Happy Tuesday everyone..
I'm looking forward to going to the Avs-Canucks game this evening.. and a pint or two at Brooklyn's beforehand

I need to make a trip to Milledgeville, GA from the sounds of things.. There's something about a girl with a southern accent..  But don't get me wrong, there's a fine line.. That may be the one thing I miss about college
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#12 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

Ok, it's Tuesday morning, which means you are all eagerly awaiting my Tuesday Morning Rant.  Here's the deal...

I don't feel like F'n ranting today, ok?  I'm F'n happy as a cat covering up a pile of sh*t.  Get off my F'n back already, I can have a good F'n day if I F'n want to.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#13 | 1696 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 I'm about 20 minutes from taking off and running around for til like 8:30 tonight.  maybe I'll have a little time this afternoon to catch up, but doubtful.  

No one is reading this anyway and won't miss me.

And I'll need more than 2 Long Island's when I get home tonight.
uhhh...i'll have them ready i guess.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#14 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Joe Namath still plays? I did not know that. Is he not 87 years old?
Listen to your own advice, shut the hell up.

Joe NATHAN
.

Last 6 seasons: Saves - 246, WHIP - 0.934, ERA - 1.87 (Best in ML)
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#15 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
when's the last time you made a poll?
I think RIP Boner was my last one, why?
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#16 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Listen to your own advice, shut the hell up.

Joe NATHAN
.

Last 6 seasons: Saves - 246, WHIP - 0.934, ERA - 1.87 (Best in ML)
oh did i call him that...my bad. i was thinking about something else. CALM DOWN!
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#17 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh did i call him that...my bad. i was thinking about something else. CALM DOWN!
Jerk.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#18 | 1696 days ago

Morning Video Geekoids, Tech Hotties, Freaks, and Hockey Fans!

Kings laid a royal smack down on the Blue Jackets last night, winning 6 to NOTHING, and once again a couple of my students were in attendance. I really should  be employed by the Kings.


Wetzel Pretzels are fantasticly yummy.

Hope all you dorks have your thinking caps on today because I will be making a "You vs. My Third Graders" poll later when I am kid-less.  

Me in Vegas is now just 6 and 1/2 days away. I'm feeling lucky.

Today I promised my students a rousing game of street hockey, and I pray to the red school houses above that there will be no skinned knees, hurt feelings, or name calling (by me).

Enjoy your day Chidlers and remember ------"You have a brain......use it!"
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#19 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I floatin' 'round my tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do


Happy Tuesday everyone..
I'm looking forward to going to the Avs-Canucks game this evening.. and a pint or two at Brooklyn's beforehand

I need to make a trip to Milledgeville, GA from the sounds of things.. There's something about a girl with a southern accent..  But don't get me wrong, there's a fine line.. That may be the one thing I miss about college
Just make sure it is consensual! lmao.....He's supposed to meet with the local authorities today with his lawyer.  Rape? really!  I should have went to that bar....I mean if he needed sex that bad....just saying!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#20 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
NMboyzfan wrote:
Ok, it's Tuesday morning, which means you are all eagerly awaiting my Tuesday Morning Rant.  Here's the deal...

I don't feel like F'n ranting today, ok?  I'm F'n happy as a cat covering up a pile of sh*t.  Get off my F'n back already, I can have a good F'n day if I F'n want to.
Hmmmmm....my cat seems pretty F'n happy NOT covering up his pile of sh*t. Of course, he is a ribbon licker so that may explain some things.
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#21 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kteacher wrote:
Hmmmmm....my cat seems pretty F'n happy NOT covering up his pile of sh*t. Of course, he is a ribbon licker so that may explain some things.
cats suck anyhow.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#22 | 1696 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
cats suck anyhow.
You TAKE that back Mike!

MY cat is "special"!
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#23 | 1696 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Just make sure it is consensual! lmao.....He's supposed to meet with the local authorities today with his lawyer.  Rape? really!  I should have went to that bar....I mean if he needed sex that bad....just saying!
hopefully they get it straightened out that no means maybe
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#24 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kteacher wrote:
You TAKE that back Mike!

MY cat is "special"!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#25 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

I like tkitties too.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#26 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I think RIP Boner was my last one, why?
why dont you do that?
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#27 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
why dont you do that?
Do what? Die? That's not nice Ashlie...AND, you can't win the Q Amazing Race without me.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#28 | 1696 days ago

'Breaking' W.E.N.S. ...

Toyota Still Fn Blows

Although there is a dispute between the individual and the gay population of California as to how fast a Prius really will go ... some poor guy wound up with a stuck accelerator only a week or two after being told his car was not on the recall list .... by MFn Toy-Yoda!

Good call F-heads!

Luckily this one ended peacefully after a CHP got the car to stop, beat the ever loving s*** out of the guy, interrogated him, and than released a statement that they were informed he was an Al-Quieda informant .................................. oh wait, no that's right ... he was white.  The CHP jus parked his cruiser in front of the hotwheel and swapped Academy opinions.
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
#29 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Do what? Die? That's not nice Ashlie...AND, you can't win the Q Amazing Race without me.
you're such a smartass...make a poll. Yeah...i definitely need you until after the race sweetheart.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#30 | 1696 days ago

Good morning kitties.  I am home from the drs.   I had to give them vampires about a gallon of blood before they would release me to the free world.
In addition to that...  
#31 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you're such a smartass...make a poll. Yeah...i definitely need you until after the race sweetheart.
When I boss you around, you say it's hot; when you boss me around, I'll just tell you I don't wanna.

I don't wanna make a poll.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#32 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
When I boss you around, you say it's hot; when you boss me around, I'll just tell you I don't wanna.

I don't wanna make a poll.
okay. no more talking to you today. Enjoy.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#33 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
okay. no more talking to you today. Enjoy.
Okay, no problem.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#34 | 1696 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
'Breaking' W.E.N.S. ...

Toyota Still Fn Blows

Although there is a dispute between the individual and the gay population of California as to how fast a Prius really will go ... some poor guy wound up with a stuck accelerator only a week or two after being told his car was not on the recall list .... by MFn Toy-Yoda!

Good call F-heads!

Luckily this one ended peacefully after a CHP got the car to stop, beat the ever loving s*** out of the guy, interrogated him, and than released a statement that they were informed he was an Al-Quieda informant .................................. oh wait, no that's right ... he was white.  The CHP jus parked his cruiser in front of the hotwheel and swapped Academy opinions.
Sorry Wiggles----I'm being stingy with my respects today, but here you go------
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#35 | 1696 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
'Breaking' W.E.N.S. ...

Toyota Still Fn Blows

Although there is a dispute between the individual and the gay population of California as to how fast a Prius really will go ... some poor guy wound up with a stuck accelerator only a week or two after being told his car was not on the recall list .... by MFn Toy-Yoda!

Good call F-heads!

Luckily this one ended peacefully after a CHP got the car to stop, beat the ever loving s*** out of the guy, interrogated him, and than released a statement that they were informed he was an Al-Quieda informant .................................. oh wait, no that's right ... he was white.  The CHP jus parked his cruiser in front of the hotwheel and swapped Academy opinions.
My  2000 Toyota 4 runner was not included in the recall either.  I threw the floormats out 3 years ago, because they got stuck under the accelerator. 
Hello...  
#36 | 1696 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Sorry Wiggles----I'm being stingy with my respects today, but here you go------
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
#37 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)



random picture moment.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#38 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
 
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#39 | 1696 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Geez......I'm going to give you one. It will just be a little later on today. That's why I gave you a smiley and a thumb......you know to mark it.
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#40 | 1696 days ago

In other S.E.W.N. .... and seeking some Fn language I can barely comprehend, albeit in English ....

The President and a Republican from Michigan have agreed they've disagreed to agree

[quoted] ""The president says he doesn't want to expand or restrict current law (on abortion). Neither do I," Stupak said. "That's never been our position. So is there some language that we can agree on that hits both points -- we don't restrict, we don't expand abortion rights? I think we can get there." [post quote]

Ummmmmmmm ... Mr. Stupak.  That language is probably English.  I'm only taking a shot in the dark since many of us in the rest of the Fn country skidishly believe that you F'ers actually speak it.  Now if you're not looking for "a language," aside from English, and you're simply looking for "wording" than I believe every one of you commie F'ers up there are familiar with "Copy - Paste!"  If not ... ask your Fn intern to pop his her head out from under your her desk and show you the complexities of "CTRL-C, CTRL-V."

Moron!
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
#41 | 1696 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
In other S.E.W.N. .... and seeking some Fn language I can barely comprehend, albeit in English ....

The President and a Republican from Michigan have agreed they've disagreed to agree

[quoted] ""The president says he doesn't want to expand or restrict current law (on abortion). Neither do I," Stupak said. "That's never been our position. So is there some language that we can agree on that hits both points -- we don't restrict, we don't expand abortion rights? I think we can get there." [post quote]

Ummmmmmmm ... Mr. Stupak.  That language is probably English.  I'm only taking a shot in the dark since many of us in the rest of the Fn country skidishly believe that you F'ers actually speak it.  Now if you're not looking for "a language," aside from English, and you're simply looking for "wording" than I believe every one of you commie F'ers up there are familiar with "Copy - Paste!"  If not ... ask your Fn intern to pop his her head out from under your her desk and show you the complexities of "CTRL-C, CTRL-V."

Moron!

you just received my first respect of the day which i was hoarding as well....but you deserved it.

2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#42 | 1696 days ago

Hoping to watch the Twins/Cards play in 15 minutes, instead, it's the Astros...
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#43 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

you just received my first respect of the day which i was hoarding as well....but you deserved it.

wassup with all the respect hoarding going on here today?
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#44 | 1696 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
wassup with all the respect hoarding going on here today?
we need our respects in case we have the amazing race tonight. we dont know yet, so until then...you can make us laugh or say something wonderful but you'll just have to be satisfied with the
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#45 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

I don't know if I have my partner tonight or not.  Dave posted he would be out late and I think  Christi is busy too.  I wonder what she will have us do tonight!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#46 | 1696 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I don't know if I have my partner tonight or not.  Dave posted he would be out late and I think  Christi is busy too.  I wonder what she will have us do tonight!
I'm thinking she's gonna move it to sundays only.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#47 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
we need our respects in case we have the amazing race tonight. we dont know yet, so until then...you can make us laugh or say something wonderful but you'll just have to be satisfied with the
oh.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#48 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
we need our respects in case we have the amazing race tonight. we dont know yet, so until then...you can make us laugh or say something wonderful but you'll just have to be satisfied with the
what if, on the WAAAAAAAAAY outside chance that I should stumble and say something highly intelligent?  Something that offends no one, and changes the course of history?  Something unlike the useless drivel that I normally type?  Then do I get a respect?
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#49 | 1696 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
what if, on the WAAAAAAAAAY outside chance that I should stumble and say something highly intelligent?  Something that offends no one, and changes the course of history?  Something unlike the useless drivel that I normally type?  Then do I get a respect?
Yes.....you would get a respect.........................Later...at about 11:45 or 11:59 p.m.
As you can see, Genghis very much enjoys Twinkies....  
#50 | 1696 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
what if, on the WAAAAAAAAAY outside chance that I should stumble and say something highly intelligent?  Something that offends no one, and changes the course of history?  Something unlike the useless drivel that I normally type?  Then do I get a respect?
no...i'm only about the low quality stuff. offensive sh*t...innuendos...vulgarity...homoeroticism..you know.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#51 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
uhhh...i'll have them ready i guess.
 Yeah that sounds real convincing...
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#52 | 1696 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Yeah that sounds real convincing...
oh...what i meant to say is "I will have a pitcher ready and waiting for you!"
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#53 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh...what i meant to say is "I will have a pitcher ready and waiting for you!"
 Man if only I could find an actual woman to do that for me...

and by actual I mean one living within 10 miles.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#54 | 1696 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Man if only I could find an actual woman to do that for me...

and by actual I mean one living within 10 miles.
GOD...i was getting ready to say..I do exist you know. lol
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#55 | 1696 days ago

 Code of Conduct says it has to be clothed, no covering with anything else.  
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#56 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
Chief_aka_James wrote:
Hoping to watch the Twins/Cards play in 15 minutes, instead, it's the Astros...
problem, sir? i hope you are watching cause not only are we takin names, but there seems to be some excitement about an animal on the field freaking out the fans.
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
#57 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
no...i'm only about the low quality stuff. offensive sh*t...innuendos...vulgarity...homoeroticism..you know.
Oh well.  It wasn't like you REALLY had to worry about me saying something smart anyhow.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#58 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
NMboyzfan wrote:
Oh well.  It wasn't like you REALLY had to worry about me saying something smart anyhow.
i dont know if i have the ability to worry anyway since hskr just made me feel like I wasnt real.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#59 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
i dont know if i have the ability to worry anyway since hskr just made me feel like I wasnt real.
Well, if I may be so bold as to quote the immortal words of Van Halen...

"C'mon Dave, gimme a break."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey...One break, comin up!"
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#60 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
i dont know if i have the ability to worry anyway since hskr just made me feel like I wasnt real.
 (eyes a rolling)

I thought this was the poll we weren't allowed to get offended in.  Put your big boy pants on.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#61 | 1696 days ago

That's how good girls say hello
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#62 | 1696 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
Well, if I may be so bold as to quote the immortal words of Van Halen...

"C'mon Dave, gimme a break."

"Hey, hey, hey, hey...One break, comin up!"
that'll be stuck in my head all day now, but i'm ok with that.
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
#63 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 (eyes a rolling)

I thought this was the poll we weren't allowed to get offended in.  Put your big boy pants on.
Open up man, its me, Dave, I got the stuff.

Who?

Its me, Dave.  Open up I got the stuff.



Dave's not here.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#64 | 1696 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 (eyes a rolling)

I thought this was the poll we weren't allowed to get offended in.  Put your big boy pants on.
you better be glad i like authority, aggression, dominance...one of those words is correct but i'm not sure which one.





and who's offended. Not I?
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#65 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

10 women in NJ had Butt Enhancement Surgery then after all got sick it has been discovered that the "DR" injected Caulk into their asses.  Damn, they could have just went down to the hardware store and gave themselves  a "home injection"! 
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#66 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you better be glad i like authority, aggression, dominance...one of those words is correct but i'm not sure which one.





and who's offended. Not I?
I'll take dominance for $400 Alex
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#67 | 1696 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
10 women in NJ had Butt Enhancement Surgery then after all got sick it has been discovered that the "DR" injected Caulk into their asses.  Damn, they could have just went down to the hardware store and gave themselves  a "home injection"! 
is that what booty shots consist of?....i wondered that!
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#68 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
is that what booty shots consist of?....i wondered that!
Uh, yeah...that's it...coc er I mean caulking
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#69 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
is that what booty shots consist of?....i wondered that!
Nope!  They should consist of silicone. lol
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#70 | 1696 days ago

Dammit, that's what I get for actually working
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#71 | 1696 days ago

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
10 women in NJ had Butt Enhancement Surgery then after all got sick it has been discovered that the "DR" injected Caulk into their asses.  Damn, they could have just went down to the hardware store and gave themselves  a "home injection"! 
 So they got some caulk up the butt?  

(Hehe, it's funny saying it out loud.)  
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#72 | 1696 days ago

 Unless it was this photo, I ain't interested. 


All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#73 | 1696 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
problem, sir? i hope you are watching cause not only are we takin names, but there seems to be some excitement about an animal on the field freaking out the fans.
Lemme just say it isn't coincidence that I just woke up from a nap instead of watching...
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#74 | 1696 days ago

I have some with more hands and tongue if you'd like.  
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#75 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

janet011685 wrote:
 Unless it was this photo, I ain't interested. 


All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#76 | 1696 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 So they got some caulk up the butt?  

(Hehe, it's funny saying it out loud.)  
yeah...those Jersey girls always want some caulk up their butts...
Hello...  
#77 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Lemme just say it isn't coincidence that I just woke up from a nap instead of watching...
here's your rimshot...oh wait nevermind, that wasn't funny.

p.s.
It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb...  
#78 | 1696 days ago

NMboyzfan wrote:
   (Considering how many MORE homoerotic man-on-man action pictures I can dig up ... wanna keep pushing your luck?  )
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#79 | 1696 days ago

thought you were from Jersey not  key West?
#80 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

janet011685 wrote:
   (Considering how many MORE homoerotic man-on-man action pictures I can dig up ... wanna keep pushing your luck?  )
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#81 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
Ok, it's Tuesday morning, which means you are all eagerly awaiting my Tuesday Morning Rant.  Here's the deal...

I don't feel like F'n ranting today, ok?  I'm F'n happy as a cat covering up a pile of sh*t.  Get off my F'n back already, I can have a good F'n day if I F'n want to.
 well how about now? feel like ranting now? 
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#82 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
 
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#83 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 
Seriously, I don't know who comes up with this sh*t, but it is my duty to find it and share it.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#84 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:
Seriously, I don't know who comes up with this sh*t, but it is my duty to find it and share it.
 Well I like signs, like the ones that say slow children playing, I always smile cause you know they grow up and work.Cause you always see those signs too, slow men working.  
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#85 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well I like signs, like the ones that say slow children playing, I always smile cause you know they grow up and work.Cause you always see those signs too, slow men working.  


Like this?
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#86 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NMboyzfan wrote:


Like this?
 Lmao, oh man that is great. 
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#87 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 you know what Janet I like this one! 

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#88 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
That's how good girls say hello
 you know when I fly, I always hope to be sitting next to that much silicone. That way in the event of an emergency water landing, well you get it. 
In addition to that...  
#89 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Is it ok if your pee is a fluorescent yellow color?
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#90 | 1696 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 you know when I fly, I always hope to be sitting next to that much silicone. That way in the event of an emergency water landing, well you get it. 
so do I , for other more selfish reasons
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#91 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
so do I , for other more selfish reasons
floatation device...yeah right!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#92 | 1696 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Dammit, that's what I get for actually working
it was ridiculously hot with more tongue.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#93 | 1696 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 Unless it was this photo, I ain't interested. 


HOTNESS!
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#94 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

woody050681 wrote:
Is it ok if your pee is a fluorescent yellow color?
 ummm, well have you drank anything yellow? 
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#95 | 1696 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
woody050681 wrote:
Is it ok if your pee is a fluorescent yellow color?
Just means you're well hydrated, keep drinkin' whatever you're drinkin'.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#96 | 1696 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Is it ok if your pee is a fluorescent yellow color?
it's time to drink 32 oz of water immediately dude.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#97 | 1696 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 Unless it was this photo, I ain't interested. 


just wanted to post it again.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#98 | 1696 days ago

Well which on of you f*ckers are right? One says I'm fine the other one says to drink a bunch of water!
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#99 | 1696 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Well which on of you f*ckers are right? One says I'm fine the other one says to drink a bunch of water!
Ashlie's never right.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#100 | 1696 days ago

alright kiddos, have fun tonight.. time to head to the bar then off to the pepsi center to taunt Bobby Lu and hopefully watch the Avs win
"Sweet!" What about mine? "Dude!" What does mine say?   
#101 | 1696 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Well which on of you f*ckers are right? One says I'm fine the other one says to drink a bunch of water!
one of us is still a child, so ignore him.  Your pee should be damn near clear everyday. If it's not, you're not drinking enough water and you need to flush it out.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#102 | 1696 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
one of us is still a child, so ignore him.  Your pee should be damn near clear everyday. If it's not, you're not drinking enough water and you need to flush it out.
Depends on if you are taking vitamins too.  That'll make your pee bright yellow.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#103 | 1696 days ago

I'm so damn bored, I wiki'ed it. Seriously.

"Fluorescent yellow / greenish urine may be caused by dietary supplemental vitamins, especially the B vitamins."

But that caused me to look at what other colors mean.
  • Consumption of beets can cause urine to have a pinkish tint, and asparagus consumption can turn urine greenish.
  • Reddish or brown urine may be caused by porphyria. Although again, the consumption of beets can cause the urine to have a harmless, temporary pink or reddish tint.
  • Bloody urine is termed hematuria, potentially a sign of a bladder infection.
  • Dark orange to brown urine can be a symptom of jaundice, rhabdomyolysis, or Gilbert's syndrome.
  • Black or dark-colored urine is referred to as melanuria and may be caused by a melanoma.

If I ever peed black, I'd freak the f**k out.
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#104 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
one of us is still a child, so ignore him.  Your pee should be damn near clear everyday. If it's not, you're not drinking enough water and you need to flush it out.
Yeah I drink a lot of water during the day....It must be my multi-vitamin.....Damn it's hell to get old
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#105 | 1696 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Ashlie's never right.
sonofa...mutha...
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#106 | 1696 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
alright kiddos, have fun tonight.. time to head to the bar then off to the pepsi center to taunt Bobby Lu and hopefully watch the Avs win
have fun. stay sober.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#107 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
so do I , for other more selfish reasons
 you too dont forget we race sunday night! 
In addition to that...  
#108 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sonofa...mutha...
This may be a stupid question. The Get Out of Jail Free Card: Is that real?...  
#109 | 1696 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Really should be mellow when entering this poll then i can just sit and look at all the sparkling pretty things.
#110 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

I just took Beckys test and there is NO WAY that I'm posting my results!   Why did I let me daughter go to her friends?
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#111 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
I just took Beckys test and there is NO WAY that I'm posting my results!   Why did I let me daughter go to her friends?
 what test?
In addition to that...  
#112 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Use it wisely my friend!

All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#113 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 what test?
Her poll.  I know I am not that stupid! lmao.....You go take it!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#114 | 1696 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

JRSFLAME88 wrote:
Her poll.  I know I am not that stupid! lmao.....You go take it!
 where is it?
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#115 | 1696 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 where is it?
In The Locker Room!  LMAO.....What do you have your search settings on?  Set them on New. It is right above the Ben Roth. poll.
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#116 | 1696 days ago
kammi42 (+)

Puts on invisibility cloak and takes a vow of silence....bye
#117 | 1696 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
just wanted to post it again.
 
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  
#118 | 1695 days ago

kammi42 wrote:
Puts on invisibility cloak and takes a vow of silence....bye
you have an invisiblity cloak? do they sell those at the car wash or what?
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#119 | 1695 days ago

WTF is happening?! I hope it's just an error. A couple of people's acct have been deleted and nobody knew why. remember thats what happened to Glenda. It's got to be that. Hope you get back in soon...but if not at least you're leaving in a blaze of glory. lol. You rock!
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#120 | 1695 days ago

lol...have you been told you've been deleted yet because You're going hard right now...but it could be a mistake. blond kitten said someone hacked in and deleted her sh*t too.


But this is very entertaining. It's all going to be deleted so i'm glad i have to be to work at 730. carry on...
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#121 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 mine does that too.
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#122 | 1695 days ago

dude you havent been deleted. just all of your info must be lost because you are still showing in my friend feed as being online. If you were deleted, you would've been dropped from my list.

18packabs

 
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#123 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 and they didnt warn bart, they just deleted him for calling a girl a twit. 
In addition to that...  
#124 | 1695 days ago

wow... so glad i'm here right now.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#125 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 oh god ok you're here.lol.  I got scared cause you are showing deleted. and they didnt give bart a month suspension and didnt even tell him why they just deleted him. but to be safe go edit out your f word ok 


glad you are here.  i was about ready to do this. 
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#126 | 1695 days ago

NIIIIICE!   thanks dude....it's been nice knowing you. I'll definitely keep in touch. lol
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#127 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 THANK YOU!!!!! 
In addition to that...  
#128 | 1695 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 oh god ok you're here.lol.  I got scared cause you are showing deleted. and they didnt give bart a month suspension and didnt even tell him why they just deleted him. but to be safe go edit out your f word ok 


glad you are here.  i was about ready to do this. 
he's still showing inactive and i've tried telling him that he's probably NOT deleted if he can post...but he wont listen. so he's just going to show out until someone tells him what the hell is going on.   sit back and enjoy glenda.
2 Long Island Iced Teas, please?...  
#129 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 please stop, this place will be way to boring without you Robb.  please go edit 
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#130 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 ok let me see if i can get ahold of jess, maybe it is a glitch.  i am not giving up! 
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#131 | 1695 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 i sent her a message. maybe we will hear something quick ok. in case you cant get back on my im is glendafoster43@ yahoo
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#132 | 1695 days ago
NMboyzfan (+)

WTF is going on here?  This better be some kinda mistake or I'm F'n outta here!
All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"....  

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