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Pick an -ism, Any -ism (Edited 03/14/10 10:54PM by janet011685)
 So lately, several people have started referring to things I say and terms I use (or create ... whatever) as Janet-isms.  I believe that I'm not alone in this and think we all have our own little sayings, phrases, terms, nicknames ... known, in my head, as -isms.

For example, I gauge underwear and bathing suits by the level of "ass-outageness" that they contain.  When I see the little Fun Size Snickers bars, I refer to them as "sna"s because they're only about half a snack to me.  During the Gay Games (yes, they exist), I refuse to call them anything but the "HomOlympics". And so on.

What are some of yours? 
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#52 | 1661 days ago

Anyone who thinks they can "pick an -ism, any -ism" like Janet can "pick an -ism, any -ism"...well...they're just suffering from Delusions of Janet-osity...<shakes head> ...poor things...
  
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#1 | 1661 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
This is the best part of the amazing race. OMG!    and you know i make up words almost daily. I think the most popular one was jackassery, but i'll add -ness, -ery, and -tastic to almost anything.
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#2 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:
This is the best part of the amazing race. OMG!    and you know i make up words almost daily. I think the most popular one was jackassery, but i'll add -ness, -ery, and -tastic to almost anything.
 I am glad I thought this would be a fun task.


#3 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 kiss my assterisk, sorry I really cant think of anything. 


by the way welcome to the wonderful world of poll making. 
#4 | 1661 days ago

is that a mix of origami and orgasm?
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#5 | 1661 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
is that a mix of origami and orgasm?
which leads me to the first term I enjoy "original wankster"
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#6 | 1661 days ago

i make up words everyday. Two I can share are tardishness (FOR slow people who don't have a reason to be) and sh*tness (worse than just ordinary sh*t). Like Ashlie, I just stick a suffix to the end of any word and presto-----a new word for me to use.
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#7 | 1661 days ago

How about wanksteristick 
#8 | 1661 days ago
JRSFLAME88 (+)

Itism your first poll?

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#9 | 1661 days ago

i say weird crap all the time from "mouth doctor" to "yermometer." one thing i love doing when i get into a debate with someone i know will lose, is i'll start making up huge words on the fly, just to shake my opponent's foundation.
#10 | 1661 days ago

Here in South Carolina I just use all the words folks made up around here a long time ago.
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#11 | 1661 days ago

I make up nicknames for all of my friends and family. Or random people I see at bars and co workers.
For example my co worker is known to everyone as Wiggy thanks to me.  I also add  ness to things I like, or to the end of names.
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#12 | 1661 days ago

Mikey-ism words or ideas from Michael Waltrip.
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#13 | 1661 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 Not much comes to mind at first, but I do like using "big-ass" as an adjective. I do know I recently used "cheesetastic" on here I do believe. Also I think I may start using "Janet" as a verb-- "He must have been crying after getting totally Janeted."
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#14 | 1661 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 Janetalia 


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#15 | 1661 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
I also like asshat, and douchetastic
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#16 | 1661 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
 Not much comes to mind at first, but I do like using "big-ass" as an adjective. I do know I recently used "cheesetastic" on here I do believe. Also I think I may start using "Janet" as a verb-- "He must have been crying after getting totally Janeted."
Fail.

Janeted is too much.
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#17 | 1661 days ago

I have more-----I love to use butt nugget, chidlers, pit licker, oops----Like...it's all good, you just made an oops., and booger lips.
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#18 | 1661 days ago

I really don't have/use any, but I do find most funny. The wtfever, "sna", etc. - all good.
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#19 | 1661 days ago

I have a ton of them - or at least people tell me I do. I need to come back with some.
(Great poll, Janet - you should do this more often )
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#20 | 1661 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I also like asshat, and douchetastic
douchetastic is one of those great ones.
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#21 | 1661 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Fail.

Janeted is too much.
How about "She just laid the Janet down on him"?
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#22 | 1661 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
How about "She just laid the Janet down on him"?
 but i so need you to define Janet, because what came to mind was more of a Leigh situation.
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#23 | 1661 days ago

Nycisms are all about nicknames. (Notice I hardly ever call any you folks by your real names? I hate that, but thankfully you've all provided your own.) Other celeb faves: Fredo Kardashian, Gal Sharpton (not mine, but I love it!), Young Breezy, Jess-bot, etc.
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#24 | 1661 days ago

How about Anal Glacoma......I don't see my Ass doing anything.
#25 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Jess wrote:
I have a ton of them - or at least people tell me I do. I need to come back with some.
(Great poll, Janet - you should do this more often )
 She only did it because it was part of the race.   And I am afraid of what retaliation she has in store for me when it's over. 
#26 | 1661 days ago

 I know a lot of ass monkeys.  

1 Frat Boy = Tool, Mr Craftsman,
1 Frat House or exceptionally toolish guy = Ace or Hardware store
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#27 | 1661 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Nycisms are all about nicknames. (Notice I hardly ever call any you folks by your real names? I hate that, but thankfully you've all provided your own.) Other celeb faves: Fredo Kardashian, Gal Sharpton (not mine, but I love it!), Young Breezy, Jess-bot, etc.
Did you just call me a "celeb fave"? I'm touched
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#28 | 1661 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 She only did it because it was part of the race.   And I am afraid of what retaliation she has in store for me when it's over. 
Sleep with one eye open.     
#29 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Sleep with one eye open.     
 
#30 | 1661 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 
Kidding ... if I was gonna pop my poll cherry, it would HAVE to be for you.  
Perhaps hardcore, incessant lesbianic (wow, an -ism) flirting will BE my revenge.  
#31 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Kidding ... if I was gonna pop my poll cherry, it would HAVE to be for you.  
Perhaps hardcore, incessant lesbianic (wow, an -ism) flirting will BE my revenge.  
AHEM?
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#32 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Kidding ... if I was gonna pop my poll cherry, it would HAVE to be for you.  
Perhaps hardcore, incessant lesbianic (wow, an -ism) flirting will BE my revenge.  
 wow i'm all a tingle with gratitude. 



and flirt away but don't forget not to hurt ashlies feelings ok. Flirt with her too. 
#33 | 1661 days ago

Jess wrote:
Did you just call me a "celeb fave"? I'm touched
If the Q had a TMZ type thing (Janet & I would love to host BTW) you'd be a staple. lol
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#34 | 1661 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
AHEM?
  
Sorry ... can only pop the poll cherry once.  My bad.
How about some hardcore lesbianic messages to make it up to you?  Better?  

#35 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Kidding ... if I was gonna pop my poll cherry, it would HAVE to be for you.  
Perhaps hardcore, incessant lesbianic (wow, an -ism) flirting will BE my revenge.  
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#36 | 1661 days ago

I'm not allowed to say my favorite one, but do know that it is offensive, contains a four letter word that rhymes with duck, and is combined with a derogatory term that may offend Sarah Palin (unless Rush Limbaugh says it).
#37 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
  
Sorry ... can only pop the poll cherry once.  My bad.
How about some hardcore lesbianic messages to make it up to you?  Better?  

nah...i'm good on that.
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#38 | 1661 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
I'm not allowed to say my favorite one, but do know that it is offensive, contains a four letter word that rhymes with duck, and is combined with a derogatory term that may offend Sarah Palin (unless Rush Limbaugh says it).
Yay. I know what it is.
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#39 | 1661 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
nah...i'm good on that.
One day, I'll make a special poll just for YOU.  

(NO, I will not narrow down when "one day" will be.)
#40 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
One day, I'll make a special poll just for YOU.  

(NO, I will not narrow down when "one day" will be.)
"Monday - one day, Tuesday - two day, Wednesday - Huh, what day? THURSDAY."
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#41 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
One day, I'll make a special poll just for YOU.  

(NO, I will not narrow down when "one day" will be.)
today's new nickname: "One Day J"
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#42 | 1661 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
today's new nickname: "One Day J"
 
#43 | 1661 days ago

When i think something is really great i use:  fan-dam-tastic.  That's about it for me other than the stuff i grew up with.
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#44 | 1661 days ago
18packabs (+)

isms just come naturally......... Good thing my name isn't J........
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#45 | 1661 days ago

18packabs wrote:
isms just come naturally......... Good thing my name isn't J........
I actually almost put that in the poll description since my nickname is "J".  Then I thought about it and envisioned it (and the comments that would follow) in my head.  
#46 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I actually almost put that in the poll description since my nickname is "J".  Then I thought about it and envisioned it (and the comments that would follow) in my head.  
"J"ism heheheheheheheheheheheheh
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#47 | 1661 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
"J"ism heheheheheheheheheheheheh
   Shutup.
#48 | 1661 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
If the Q had a TMZ type thing (Janet & I would love to host BTW) you'd be a staple. lol
 QMZ!
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#49 | 1661 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
 but i so need you to define Janet, because what came to mind was more of a Leigh situation.
It's something akin to "being drawn and quartered from the inside out with a rectally inserted rusty hook"
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#50 | 1661 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
It's something akin to "being drawn and quartered from the inside out with a rectally inserted rusty hook"
Man, I hope you've had your Tetanus booster recently ... that rusty hook has all but hollowed you out by now.  
#51 | 1661 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Man, I hope you've had your Tetanus booster recently ... that rusty hook has all but hollowed you out by now.  
 Great weight-loss program. 
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#52 | 1661 days ago

Anyone who thinks they can "pick an -ism, any -ism" like Janet can "pick an -ism, any -ism"...well...they're just suffering from Delusions of Janet-osity...<shakes head> ...poor things...
#53 | 1661 days ago

i trump..(cause i'm old...er)  been referring to religion and spirituality as mimiism for decades.......its just  soooooo subjective!
#54 | 1661 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
This is the best part of the amazing race. OMG!    and you know i make up words almost daily. I think the most popular one was jackassery, but i'll add -ness, -ery, and -tastic to almost anything.
i knew i liked you for a reason!!! you make me smiletastic!!
#55 | 1661 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
my daughter's favorite is sh*t-ake........:)
#56 | 1661 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
Anyone who thinks they can "pick an -ism, any -ism" like Janet can "pick an -ism, any -ism"...well...they're just suffering from Delusions of Janet-osity...<shakes head> ...poor things...
 
Thanks, Ma.  
#57 | 1661 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i say weird crap all the time from "mouth doctor" to "yermometer." one thing i love doing when i get into a debate with someone i know will lose, is i'll start making up huge words on the fly, just to shake my opponent's foundation.
"...just to shake my opponent's foundation." 

Hmmm...so you engage in founda-struction?  What an undermining thing to do.  [Btw, proud of ya'!   ]
#58 | 1661 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
Thanks, Ma.  
Any time, my dear.  And don't even think about being  ...you have a gift, and you should be as    as I am of it.  Other Q'ers probably wish they could be as Janet-rific as you.
#59 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
Any time, my dear.  And don't even think about being  ...you have a gift, and you should be as    as I am of it.  Other Q'ers probably wish they could be as Janet-rific as you.
 ok really enough don't boost her ego to far,  stoney will have to pop her bubble with a tranq dart. then she wakes up and we all have to pay the price . so see really enough.  
#60 | 1661 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 ok really enough don't boost her ego to far,  stoney will have to pop her bubble with a tranq dart. then she wakes up and we all have to pay the price . so see really enough.  
Easy for you to say, Cool Cousin Glenda.  I gotta be the mom,  and everybody knows kids never appreciate their moms.  Besides, I'm usually not on during the day, so I don't have to pay the price when she wakes up!    
#61 | 1661 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
Easy for you to say, Cool Cousin Glenda.  I gotta be the mom,  and everybody knows kids never appreciate their moms.  Besides, I'm usually not on during the day, so I don't have to pay the price when she wakes up!    
  yeah but we are,  

and she can get evil.   and she does this   and then this  and you dont know what shes plotting. 
and we all live in fear  
#62 | 1661 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
  yeah but we are,  

and she can get evil.   and she does this   and then this  and you dont know what shes plotting. 
and we all live in fear  
Hey...you're Cool Cousin Glenda ...can't you help get a handle on that kid when the mama can't?!?!  (In other words, beats the heck out of me what to do with her - and her sisters, for that matter, sometimes!  )    Here's an -ism for you...frequently, I'm totally QSisters-fied.       Please help me! 
#63 | 1660 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
Hey...you're Cool Cousin Glenda ...can't you help get a handle on that kid when the mama can't?!?!  (In other words, beats the heck out of me what to do with her - and her sisters, for that matter, sometimes!  )    Here's an -ism for you...frequently, I'm totally QSisters-fied.       Please help me! 
 naw i'm to cool cousin for that  


#64 | 1660 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 ok really enough don't boost her ego to far,  stoney will have to pop her bubble with a tranq dart. then she wakes up and we all have to pay the price . so see really enough.  
or maybe 2 or 3
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#65 | 1660 days ago

 i add F--- (or variation of) to just about anything: un------believable, abso-----lutely, in-----credible, etc
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#66 | 1660 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
It's something akin to "being drawn and quartered from the inside out with a rectally inserted rusty hook"
Y didn't i think of that!?!? You're the producer... I'm sure we could get this on local cable access somewhere. I'm on it.
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#67 | 1660 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
or maybe 2 or 3
I have a high tolerance ... all that hard living, I say.  
#68 | 1659 days ago
vindog (+)

When I see a hot woman- I refer to her as Spank Bankable!

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