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Joke of the Day -- 03/19/2010
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48.9331. Joke of the Day -- 03/19/2010

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#4 | 1626 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)

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#1 | 1626 days ago

#2 | 1626 days ago

Slaps her forward, they are born now with their own cell phone.
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#3 | 1626 days ago

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#4 | 1626 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)

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#5 | 1626 days ago

                                                   Top 10 Country and Western songs
#10 I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
#9 I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman
         (But I Woke Up With A Few)
#8If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
#7 I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin*
#6 Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight
    (Cause I'm Scared She'd Win)
#5 I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
#4 My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
#3 She Took The Ring and Gave Me the Finger
#2 She's Lookin* Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western Song is.......

#1 It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
        That Chewed My Azz All Day
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#6 | 1626 days ago

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece!

#7 | 1626 days ago

 Funny LoL...wonder that rabbit was from China??.....
#8 | 1626 days ago

JenX63 wrote:

HOTDOG
Now THAT's a little wiener
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#9 | 1623 days ago

SOUTHWEST

A mother and her 5 year old son are flying on Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'

The mother, who couldn't think of a witty answer, told the boy, 'I don't
know son, why don't you ask the stewardess?'
 
 So, the boy leaves his seat and heads toward the galley where he finds a stewardess. He asks her the same question, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?'

The stewardess responded, 'Did your mother tell you to ask me?' The boy responded, 'Yes, she did.........' 'Well then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

Have your mother explain that to you!'
#10 | 1616 days ago

phatkat wrote:
WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece!

"God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece!"


Yes, but was'nt it the masterpiece that ate the fruit that got them kicked out of the garden?

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