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#3 | 1679 days ago

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The money you would have saved had you NOT elected Obama
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#1 | 1679 days ago

my dad  always  said  s##t rolls downhill  DONT be  at  the  bottom!!!
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#2 | 1679 days ago

That's life.  
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#3 | 1679 days ago

(Edited by SickPuppy)
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The money you would have saved had you NOT elected Obama
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#4 | 1679 days ago

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty
 young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:
 
"Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
 
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her."

Yeah?" says the hippie.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday
night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe
with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard,and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a go, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs
 him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked
 way with her.
 
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"
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#5 | 1679 days ago
Scottpositron27 (+)

And then the piles get HUGE.  Look at our government

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#6 | 1679 days ago

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.

One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon,
and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."

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#8 | 1679 days ago

Scottpositron27 wrote:

And then the piles get HUGE.  Look at our government

 The law of gravity example is more descriptive now than Newtons ......
#9 | 1679 days ago

#10 | 1679 days ago

Smokesfan wrote:
I bet Kermit would get off watching those two lez frogs.
#11 | 1678 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I bet Kermit would get off watching those two lez frogs.
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