G'moanin girly!

Before I get into the s***z I wannadid rant about something ... and I'm thinking your situation was only MF'n MAGNIFIED by my b**** (and I totally feel ya on the useless MF'n "accident 'parade' teams"!!

RADIO STATIONS:

1.  Odds are you sound like Fn morons!  Your "big news" items were talked about online 3 weeks ago!  They were than copied and pasted into some F-head's "journalistic" piece of garbage on TV, WITHOUT the 'gist.'  After that the story hit the papers and now you're just regurgitating the s*** ................. STFU!

2. John Mayer Fn blows!  "Heartbreak" + "Warfare"???  Really?  That was a MF'n stretch to come up with wasn't it???  <~~~ The song is below average at best ... QUIT FN PLAYING IT 3 TIMES A DAY F-HEADS!

3. Adam Lambert hasn't earned the right to have his song played 3 times a day either!!!  "What do you want from me" ?   <~~~ I want you to STFU!!!!  You sound like a whiny Fn "San Franciscan"!!!  (not all, Clown)

4.  When you start the music ... that means STFU!  I don't want to hear you attempt to do karaoke, because NONE of you can Fn sing!!!  It's like a trade requirement or something!  In fact .... I'd bet nobody has ever uttered the words, "You're a pretty good singer ____" to you ...... EVER!

5.  In fact ... when all else fails ... STFU!  We want the music!!!

***I feel better***

News coming up in a sec. 

Happy Birthday to my Secretary, she got what she wanted.

It's finally Friday.  Well it would be a good thing if my weekend wasn't freaking filled up again.  Not to pick on my kids, but they have a lot of activities.  This is the payback my parents warned me about.

Passed a continuing education class with a 96 on the test.  Other than it started at 7 this morning, outfreakingstanding.

Someone can get me a drink also, and if you are female and plan to get me drunk in order to take advantage of me, I can be ok with that.

And yes Glenda, yelling is exercise, but I heard you had to yell like 3 days straight to get the energy to heat a cup of coffee.

Happy Birthday to my Secretary, she got what she wanted.

It's finally Friday.  Well it would be a good thing if my weekend wasn't freaking filled up again.  Not to pick on my kids, but they have a lot of activities.  This is the payback my parents warned me about.

Passed a continuing education class with a 96 on the test.  Other than it started at 7 this morning, outfreakingstanding.

Someone can get me a drink also, and if you are female and plan to get me drunk in order to take advantage of me, I can be ok with that.

And yes Glenda, yelling is exercise, but I heard you had to yell like 3 days straight to get the energy to heat a cup of coffee.

Happy Birthday to my Secretary, she got what she wanted.

It's finally Friday.  Well it would be a good thing if my weekend wasn't freaking filled up again.  Not to pick on my kids, but they have a lot of activities.  This is the payback my parents warned me about.

Passed a continuing education class with a 96 on the test.  Other than it started at 7 this morning, outfreakingstanding.

Someone can get me a drink also, and if you are female and plan to get me drunk in order to take advantage of me, I can be ok with that.

And yes Glenda, yelling is exercise, but I heard you had to yell like 3 days straight to get the energy to heat a cup of coffee.

Happy Birthday to my Secretary, she got what she wanted.

It's finally Friday.  Well it would be a good thing if my weekend wasn't freaking filled up again.  Not to pick on my kids, but they have a lot of activities.  This is the payback my parents warned me about.

Passed a continuing education class with a 96 on the test.  Other than it started at 7 this morning, outfreakingstanding.

Someone can get me a drink also, and if you are female and plan to get me drunk in order to take advantage of me, I can be ok with that.

And yes Glenda, yelling is exercise, but I heard you had to yell like 3 days straight to get the energy to heat a cup of coffee.

i meant to tell you like last week or something...that everytime you mention your "secretary", i think it's a euphemism for your...penis.
(i hesitated because thats not the word i really wanted to use.)

G'moanin "Pillows of Wind," "New Machines," "Psychedelic Breakfasts," "Bricks in the Walls," Apples and Oranges," "Brain Damaged," "Chapter 24's," "Corporal Cleggs," "Dramatic Themes," "Echoes," "Embryos," "Emily's," "Marooned," "Gigs in the Sky," "Us and Them," "Interstellar Overdrives," "Fat Old Suns," "Fearless," "Paranoid Eyes, " and "Comfortably Numb!"

Sad news today ... Dennis Hopper is nearing the end of his time with us.  He is suffering from "advanced, metastasized prostate cancer."  As a tribute to his many AWESOME works ... I leave you with my all-time favorite clip of his:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8uql9-1IA

It's almost time to pack up the kids and move to Cali ... ah F the kids ... they're gonna let you have an ounce mannnnnnnnnnn!  (Kidding)  The debate continues as to whether or not Cali will let you 'toke it up mon'

A fire killed a man's girlfriend and two of her children, so an elementary school took up a collection and raised $30,000+ for his son.  In court detectives are stating the man used $7,000+ on what ??? .............. Yup .............. Escorts!  It ain't jus golfers n 'bikers' who wanna be ballers! 

In another test of our Criminal Justice System (Which I'm predicting yet another Epic Fail), a mother gets ready to take the stand as she goes to trial over the deaths of her two children.  She apparently left them in a hot car while she went to work, because she couldn't find a sitter.  Than she took the bodies and stuffed them in bags .......................... What a twisted ******** ... I can't see how crimes like this don't automatically come with minimum sentences of "Life" or "Chair"!! 

In better news ... Jesse James climbs the ladder towards Tiger's record!  Will he top 16???  We'll have to wait and see. 

G'moanin "Pillows of Wind," "New Machines," "Psychedelic Breakfasts," "Bricks in the Walls," Apples and Oranges," "Brain Damaged," "Chapter 24's," "Corporal Cleggs," "Dramatic Themes," "Echoes," "Embryos," "Emily's," "Marooned," "Gigs in the Sky," "Us and Them," "Interstellar Overdrives," "Fat Old Suns," "Fearless," "Paranoid Eyes, " and "Comfortably Numb!"

Sad news today ... Dennis Hopper is nearing the end of his time with us.  He is suffering from "advanced, metastasized prostate cancer."  As a tribute to his many AWESOME works ... I leave you with my all-time favorite clip of his:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8uql9-1IA

It's almost time to pack up the kids and move to Cali ... ah F the kids ... they're gonna let you have an ounce mannnnnnnnnnn!  (Kidding)  The debate continues as to whether or not Cali will let you 'toke it up mon'

A fire killed a man's girlfriend and two of her children, so an elementary school took up a collection and raised $30,000+ for his son.  In court detectives are stating the man used $7,000+ on what ??? .............. Yup .............. Escorts!  It ain't jus golfers n 'bikers' who wanna be ballers! 

In another test of our Criminal Justice System (Which I'm predicting yet another Epic Fail), a mother gets ready to take the stand as she goes to trial over the deaths of her two children.  She apparently left them in a hot car while she went to work, because she couldn't find a sitter.  Than she took the bodies and stuffed them in bags .......................... What a twisted ******** ... I can't see how crimes like this don't automatically come with minimum sentences of "Life" or "Chair"!! 

In better news ... Jesse James climbs the ladder towards Tiger's record!  Will he top 16???  We'll have to wait and see. 

 Secretary is not a euphemism for my penis.  If it was, I know for a fact I had a penis on my birthday, and my birthday is in January.

And yes, she wanted to be sexually harrassed, I obliged.

I was going to do a poll about that California bill.  I got permission from Jess, as long as its worded right, but I'm not sure I want to do a poll that I actually have to put thought into.  I prefer my usual substandard crap.

i know that. but that is what i think of every time. makes your posts funnier to me.

G'moanin "Pillows of Wind," "New Machines," "Psychedelic Breakfasts," "Bricks in the Walls," Apples and Oranges," "Brain Damaged," "Chapter 24's," "Corporal Cleggs," "Dramatic Themes," "Echoes," "Embryos," "Emily's," "Marooned," "Gigs in the Sky," "Us and Them," "Interstellar Overdrives," "Fat Old Suns," "Fearless," "Paranoid Eyes, " and "Comfortably Numb!"

Sad news today ... Dennis Hopper is nearing the end of his time with us.  He is suffering from "advanced, metastasized prostate cancer."  As a tribute to his many AWESOME works ... I leave you with my all-time favorite clip of his:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8uql9-1IA

It's almost time to pack up the kids and move to Cali ... ah F the kids ... they're gonna let you have an ounce mannnnnnnnnnn!  (Kidding)  The debate continues as to whether or not Cali will let you 'toke it up mon'

A fire killed a man's girlfriend and two of her children, so an elementary school took up a collection and raised $30,000+ for his son.  In court detectives are stating the man used $7,000+ on what ??? .............. Yup .............. Escorts!  It ain't jus golfers n 'bikers' who wanna be ballers! 

In another test of our Criminal Justice System (Which I'm predicting yet another Epic Fail), a mother gets ready to take the stand as she goes to trial over the deaths of her two children.  She apparently left them in a hot car while she went to work, because she couldn't find a sitter.  Than she took the bodies and stuffed them in bags .......................... What a twisted ******** ... I can't see how crimes like this don't automatically come with minimum sentences of "Life" or "Chair"!! 

In better news ... Jesse James climbs the ladder towards Tiger's record!  Will he top 16???  We'll have to wait and see. 

I'm diggin that idea, you should call it:

To Toke or Not To Toke ... That Is THE Question!

Than jus ask somethin simple like ... "If Cali makes it legal to toke it up, should there also be tax breaks on the purchase of certain snack foods, like popcorn and nachos?"

LOL

I'm diggin that idea, you should call it:

To Toke or Not To Toke ... That Is THE Question!

Than jus ask somethin simple like ... "If Cali makes it legal to toke it up, should there also be tax breaks on the purchase of certain snack foods, like popcorn and nachos?"

LOL

 whatever floats your boat i guess...

should i be concerned you're thinking about my penis?

dude where did you do these news reports before filter? where did you let this stuff out?

I'll bet the United Twinkie Makers of America are behind that bill all the way.

i only think about it when you mention it? and HELL YEAH you should be flattered.

i can't tell if i like the stephen king or the pink floyd better. either way, man...just plain old awesome 

on another note, i thought it was legal in northern cali. don't they actually have classes on how to grow properly?

i can't tell if i like the stephen king or the pink floyd better. either way, man...just plain old awesome 

on another note, i thought it was legal in northern cali. don't they actually have classes on how to grow properly?

you make me smile dude.

G'moanin "Pillows of Wind," "New Machines," "Psychedelic Breakfasts," "Bricks in the Walls," Apples and Oranges," "Brain Damaged," "Chapter 24's," "Corporal Cleggs," "Dramatic Themes," "Echoes," "Embryos," "Emily's," "Marooned," "Gigs in the Sky," "Us and Them," "Interstellar Overdrives," "Fat Old Suns," "Fearless," "Paranoid Eyes, " and "Comfortably Numb!"

Sad news today ... Dennis Hopper is nearing the end of his time with us.  He is suffering from "advanced, metastasized prostate cancer."  As a tribute to his many AWESOME works ... I leave you with my all-time favorite clip of his:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_8uql9-1IA

It's almost time to pack up the kids and move to Cali ... ah F the kids ... they're gonna let you have an ounce mannnnnnnnnnn!  (Kidding)  The debate continues as to whether or not Cali will let you 'toke it up mon'

A fire killed a man's girlfriend and two of her children, so an elementary school took up a collection and raised $30,000+ for his son.  In court detectives are stating the man used $7,000+ on what ??? .............. Yup .............. Escorts!  It ain't jus golfers n 'bikers' who wanna be ballers! 

In another test of our Criminal Justice System (Which I'm predicting yet another Epic Fail), a mother gets ready to take the stand as she goes to trial over the deaths of her two children.  She apparently left them in a hot car while she went to work, because she couldn't find a sitter.  Than she took the bodies and stuffed them in bags .......................... What a twisted ******** ... I can't see how crimes like this don't automatically come with minimum sentences of "Life" or "Chair"!! 

In better news ... Jesse James climbs the ladder towards Tiger's record!  Will he top 16???  We'll have to wait and see. 

All of California...not just stink'n NoCal.

The bill thats up for vote, in November I think, would legalize marijuana for recreational use.  A person would be legal with an ounce or less, and would also be able to grow their own, with size restriction of 25 square feet on the 'garden'.  The use of marijuana in public or around minors would still be illegal, as would operating a motor vehicle under the influence.  If I understand correctly, there is a similar bill in Rhode Island now, and one that narrowly failed last year in Washington.  The primary difference in the California bill is that it is recreational use, not medicinal.

Becky, I apologize for all the mean things I said about your state.

(Except for that sh*t about Nancy Pelosi)

 Good afternoon, I will be taking applications for a personal trainer today. I am looking for someone who agrees with my philosophy that screaming at the ball players on the t.v. IS exercise.

of course it is. and if you jump up and flail your arms and make kicking motions and launch a bird or two at the screen you have just taken exercise to a high impact workout.  i'll be watching college hockey this weekend and anticipate a long and extended cardio workout.

Wazzzup, beeeeeeeaaaaaoooooootttttcccccchhhhheeeeezzzz!!!!!!

I actually read the Fliter today, and I must say I am sooooooo in agreeance with this that I could just Jap-Slap somebody...all I can say is WELL WORDED!! 

Dayum, I need a double Yak & a Heineken NOW!!

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f*ck!  I thought Tweto got deleted.

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LOL......who's Tweto? lol

For all you "Sunny" fans out there, proof that the D.E.N.N.I.S. System works:

that chick's boobs are huge! i can't stop staring....

The goober that Glenda was sparring with on the War poll

that chick's boobs are huge! i can't stop staring....

I need an eclipse shield so all I CAN look at are her boobs.. outside of that, she's pretty hideous

She's from Mad Men right?

f*ck!  I thought Tweto got deleted.

Well....it wasn't him ....it was me.

 my life is never that lucky

au contraire.  I believe that if you click on his picture to go to his profile you will get a nice surprise.

you dont read my sh*t on the other days?  you are. killing me. slowly!

that chick's boobs are huge! i can't stop staring....

 then you lost.lol he got ganged up on. and it was pretty ugly, i loved every minute of it 



crap never mind i have caught up. hey Becky how was your day? 

Terrific! I got to dunk my principal.

 It's my mother effing birthday.

 It's my mother effing birthday.

Thanks!!!!

 It's my mother effing birthday.

 Happy birthday christie go have fun.

Thanks!!!!

 I've had fun all day long.

 It's my mother effing birthday.

 It's my mother effing birthday.

 I've had fun all day long.

2 Days late, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 

if i told you how much stloi i had iun honor of your birthday girl (swear to god...) chirst. why all the [punctuation?

Stoli is my friend....and responsible for these spelling errors, i presume.

if i told you how much stloi i had iun honor of your birthday girl (swear to god...) chirst. why all the [punctuation?