Hi!!!!

Coming like a nightmare word like I'm gonna go for it
Fu*kin' around what yagot to show for it?
Let it be know that I'm in the zone
And whatever I need Ijust pick up the phone
'Cuz I'm true with it and you're new with it I just swing the thing
and then I'm through with it I don't need friends to act like foes
'Cuz I'm Nick Hexum the one who knows about things (hey)
'Cuz it takes two and we swings better than you
Then it's time for the dub so we roll out to the club
And you know just what I do I'm hitting in the freak mode
Puttin' on a load sippin'on a guinny
Then lo and behold una vision goin from bottom to top
And I just can't stop uh.. 311 show them the air is rarified
But you don't give a damn 'cuz the groove is hellafied
Grew up punk, listening to funk I'm a hyper type of fella that does not touch junk
You're the back of the pack and the bottom of the stack
That's what you get when you're steady talkin' sh*t
Not goin' for self that sh*t is on the shelf
It's 95 and we go for the hive

Good morning you fu*ksh*t c@nts
I don't have anything to say.. 12 days until the Rockies' home opener

Have a wonderful day, be vigilant, and watch out for terrorists

Morning F'ers.

Punky Power! Morning Cool Ones and Lame Whiney Jerks!

I've got conferences till 6:00 tonight. All my parents scheduled better show up because I will be missing most of the Kings game (though, this may be good.....since the Kings have decided to suck the ugly puck right now. )  Seriously, if they blow they way out of a playoff position I will.......well I don't know what, but it will be something. lol

Science Projects came in yesterday. Most of the students and their parents did a great job; however, one of my smartest girls decides to turn in a report on the planets. Uh yeah-----that is NOT a science project. Geez. So now, because I am such a softie, I will grade hers as a report (A) but it will not be showcased in the Science Fair. Had a month to do this, the instructions were pretty clear cut, and we discussed what a science project was. Uggghhhhh....lol

Anyways, have a great one Cool Ones!

what the f*ck are you doing?

updating my profile photo

i almost wet 'em in a staff meeting when my idiot co-worker, instead of saying "it's all in my hands" said "so it's all in my shoes." it was a scorching case of laughing in church. i just couldn't stop. i was reduced to putting my face in my mug of coffee and blowing bubbles until i calmed down.

dude, you look just like a cop!

Lol...most cops wouldn't do my job.

So...you blew bubbles in your coffee to spite your face? 

morning. F*cksh*t c*nts...my two favorite words.




(i've been informed that i must mention janet whenever i use f*cksh*t, so there ya go)

she gets very possessive of what she feels are "her" words..

by I do enjoy the use of c*nt.. and the word

 Ok i've decided not to rant (at least my original one).

So for the time being it's two for Tuesday, so don't drink just one.

 Ok i've decided not to rant (at least my original one).

So for the time being it's two for Tuesday, so don't drink just one.

First, is charcoal a color or what you cook steaks on?
Second, baseball is alive.
Third, I wonder if my bro, Marcus, knows Duke is about to win the NCAA Basketball Tournament... woohoo!
Last but not last, it is Spring and I think my sinuses are pregnant.

Peace to all you Q'ers and Kenne...     

First, is charcoal a color or what you cook steaks on?
Second, baseball is alive.
Third, I wonder if my bro, Marcus, knows Duke is about to win the NCAA Basketball Tournament... woohoo!
Last but not last, it is Spring and I think my sinuses are pregnant.

Peace to all you Q'ers and Kenne...     

Where is Hippie chick at?  I just read yesterday's baseball results, and the Astros lost to the Pirates 13-1.

Are you sh*tt*ng me...the pirates?

Where is Hippie chick at?  I just read yesterday's baseball results, and the Astros lost to the Pirates 13-1.

Are you sh*tt*ng me...the pirates?

 It's effing preseason. But the Astros won't be that much better than the Pirates this year.

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you, dude.

They'll still be better... just not much. Don't be jealous just because both of my teams are favorites for the playoffs. There's always room on the bandwagon, and we have cheese.

all i see here is "blah blah blah...blah-dee blah blah blah...blah-blah! blah blah blah blah....cheese."

Somebody just shoot me!  It is after 2 and I am just finding time to come online. 




Done had the mom B*tchFest first thing this morning................damn, please take some Hydrocodine and Xanax and S.T.F.U.
Was in FL before 9 a.m, the damn elevator was F'ing "voice activated" i get in and the door closes and it ask me "UP OR DOWN" I yell "UP" so I wait and wait and the door never opens back up.........Panic Attack Mode kicks in.... I press Door Open and it opens.......I've never left the F'in lobby.  So shaking, I jump out of that damn thing and took the stairs! 
I need something to smoke and I ain't talking about a cigarette!

Somebody just shoot me!  It is after 2 and I am just finding time to come online. 




Done had the mom B*tchFest first thing this morning................damn, please take some Hydrocodine and Xanax and S.T.F.U.
Was in FL before 9 a.m, the damn elevator was F'ing "voice activated" i get in and the door closes and it ask me "UP OR DOWN" I yell "UP" so I wait and wait and the door never opens back up.........Panic Attack Mode kicks in.... I press Door Open and it opens.......I've never left the F'in lobby.  So shaking, I jump out of that damn thing and took the stairs! 
I need something to smoke and I ain't talking about a cigarette!

Afternoon.

morning.

No, it's definitely afternoon, morning was a few hours ago.

when you greet people, they dont really need you to critique their greeting. You said afternoon. I said morning. and thats what i meant!

Somebody just shoot me!  It is after 2 and I am just finding time to come online. 




Done had the mom B*tchFest first thing this morning................damn, please take some Hydrocodine and Xanax and S.T.F.U.
Was in FL before 9 a.m, the damn elevator was F'ing "voice activated" i get in and the door closes and it ask me "UP OR DOWN" I yell "UP" so I wait and wait and the door never opens back up.........Panic Attack Mode kicks in.... I press Door Open and it opens.......I've never left the F'in lobby.  So shaking, I jump out of that damn thing and took the stairs! 
I need something to smoke and I ain't talking about a cigarette!

morning. F*cksh*t c*nts...my two favorite words.




(i've been informed that i must mention janet whenever i use f*cksh*t, so there ya go)

   At least SOMEONE gives me credit for my most favorite insult ever.

OK, so my random brain has been irking me more than usual lately.  Yesterday, I had the theme song from (wait for it...) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the cartoon, stuck in my head ALL DAY.  Like a good friend/coworker, I got it stuck in everyone else's heads too.  Now today, I have this stupid Amerie song stuck in my head, but it's only one verse, and I didn't have any coworkers nearby to share in my pain.  Here's my attempt at spreading my misery to you all, instead...

"Hey, we don't know each other well
So what?  I keep thinking to myself.
Memories just keep ringing bells.
(Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding)
Hear voices, I don't wanna understand.
My car keys are jingling in my hand.
My high heels are clicking towards your door.
(Ding, dong, ding, dong, ding)"

Thank you.

she gets very possessive of what she feels are "her" words..

by I do enjoy the use of c*nt.. and the word

glad those lyrics mean nothing to me.

You're gross, and it IS my word.  Shutup.

glad those lyrics mean nothing to me.

She probably wouldn't look that bad at 3 am after a thirty pack.

How do you not know that song ... it was the most obnoxiously overplayed song on the radio and in every damn club in America for months on end.  And a complete gay anthem.    I'm disappointed.

(Amerie - One Thing)

BOLD

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you, dude.

So was posting an avatar picture looking like Jake the Snake Roberts minus the mullet.  
So again, shutup.  

I just ha to respect that for the old school PQ... nothing personal J. lol

So was posting an avatar picture looking like Jake the Snake Roberts minus the mullet.  
So again, shutup.  

How do you not know that song ... it was the most obnoxiously overplayed song on the radio and in every damn club in America for months on end.  And a complete gay anthem.    I'm disappointed.

(Amerie - One Thing)

Gina, don't smoke, it's bad for you

Unless it's brisket...or jerky...

or chicken...or...

(Comment 70 bitches...thats a 69 with a finger..)

 nobody cares about anything after 69, because they are choking on something...

like Gina on a cigarette, or Janet on a date proposal, or apparently Becky on Stinky Feet...

Sorry man, but this site only allows me to give you one respect for that comment.  I'll have to owe you on that one.

would you have preferred the strong-man moustachio?

 nobody cares about anything after 69, because they are choking on something...

like Gina on a cigarette, or Janet on a date proposal, or apparently Becky on Stinky Feet...

Is that like the People's Eyebrow?  You should always stick with the real thing.

No, it's definitely afternoon, morning was a few hours ago.

Kinda like that, only I'm doing it and I hit WAY harder than The Rock.  

I had to have a talk with my class today about wearing socks on their feet. We have a foot odor problem and I need to put a stop on it before it gets worse.

I love my job.

Hello

I kinda figured you would.  I just been waiting to use that picture though.

Holy crap...somebody wake James up...QUICK.  There's a non-inflatable woman that wants to talk to him.

Joe's into the inflatable women, not me...thanks for looking out.

(Pssst ... he said NON-inflatable.)

(Psst...he said NON-inflatable as in it's different than the usual inflatable.)

We are totally on two different jokes here.  
Mine was funnier, though.  

Holy crap...somebody wake James up...QUICK.  There's a non-inflatable woman that wants to talk to him.

 Rant:

So i go to see a client today.  One I have been trying to get in touch with for like 3 months, because he has about $25k in cash, and he wants me to protect it for him.  I've emailed, called, even go by his work because that is where I usually catch him, but he hasn't been working that many hours.  Finally catch up with him today, and he tells me that he is moving his stuff.  I say no problem, good luck.  I really don't  care that he is moving his money, but dammit janet, at least let me know.  It's not like gas is $2, you ass monkey.  be considerate, i tried to help you.

End Rant

Gina, don't smoke, it's bad for you.

(comment 69 bitches)

oor

Joe's into the inflatable women, not me...thanks for looking out.

Like you never have. 

No...I haven't.

My opening day has been sold out for months...first three series are actually.

I got May 5th vs. Detroit though.

i'm ignoring that underhanded insult...

 you should save one for me every day, i'm usually good for it.

there are only 3 men on here who've earned that privilege, so for you...let's just play it by ear.

 i don't take sloppy 4ths (or sloppy anything for that matter) so don't worry about it.

I just got my first 'adverse' gift: the "Loser" tiles.....ROFL!!!

Why is it funny?

Because the sender was "Anonymous"......

Yea.....I thought it was kind of amusing.  You hit it right on the head though.  Although there are people with opposing views on various subjects, the vast majority of the discussion is far and above the same kind of discussions in other forums.  Yes, things get passionate at times, but there is also a level of respect that has taken establishment--it reflects well of the people here that participate.  Unfortunately, the nature of the open aspect of the "internet beast" also means we have to put up with those of a lower element of thinking (if even that) from time to time.

I am honoured to be recognized as a member of TEGWWMBTATYOSBDOT.  Although, I'm not going to pronounce the acronym--I'll just refer to it as: "the Group".

i think i actually called some drunk jerk a "tegwwmbtatyosbdot" last night. i'm sure that's how it sounded anyway...