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Here's your Sign (Edited 07/15/10 11:46AM by )
I was asked the other day " Awwwhhhh, is this your son"? all i thought was, nah, just picked him up alone the side of the road.... Here's your sign.....Duh..... what can you remember that was soooo dumb you just wanted to laugh and sayyyyy Here's your Sign !!!!!!
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137.51. Here's your Sign

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#2 | 1669 days ago

 I've been watching and reviewing old episodes of Family Feud (don't ask) ...

Richard Dawson: "name an animal that is 3 letters long" 
Stupid guy: "Uhm... Alligator" 

That cost him and his family some serious money
  
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#1 | 1669 days ago

(Edited by ironranger)
the door to door sales man errrrr boys who tried to sell my wife new windows   i have new windows you couple of marroons
and the woman reading her bible on the freeway in her driver seat in a minni van wont let me merge over  here is your sign  from GOD!!
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#2 | 1669 days ago

 I've been watching and reviewing old episodes of Family Feud (don't ask) ...

Richard Dawson: "name an animal that is 3 letters long" 
Stupid guy: "Uhm... Alligator" 

That cost him and his family some serious money
#3 | 1668 days ago

Kinda like Kenne, this is from from an old Newly Wed show:
Bob Eubanks: Where's the weirdest place you've ever made whoopee?
Wife: [pause] In the @$$?
Here's the link
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#4 | 1668 days ago

At work today we had to pull all the furniture out of an office, so they could scrub and wax the floors! It didn't take very long and after we had moved all the furniture out, one of my coworkers looked at the boss and says, "is that it?"
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#5 | 1668 days ago

Your horn aint working, check your horn fluid!!
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#6 | 1668 days ago

weldwater wrote:
Your horn aint working, check your horn fluid!!
That's about as good as check your turn-signal fluid. 
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#7 | 1667 days ago

(Edited by phatkat)
This was said in a courtroom....the names have been changed for protection!

Attorney: What is your brother-in-law's name?

Defendant: Borofkin.

Attorney: What's his first name?

Defendant: I can't remember.

Attorney: He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?

Defendant: No. I tell you i'm too excited (rising from the witness chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin) Nathan, for God's sake tell them your first name!!

One of the greatest secrets of life is having both patience & wisdom...
#8 | 1667 days ago

at work on a saturday when i get a call on my desk phone:

me "this is leigh"
idiot co-worker "leigh! are you at work...?"
me (you just called my work number....and i answered. here's your sign) "yep."
idiot co-worker "...cause i just passed the church and saw your car in the parking lot!"
me .......................(here's a copy of your sign...) "yep. i am definitely at work."
idiot co-worker "ok, well have a good weekend! bye!"
me (i am at a job i loathe. on a saturday. good things these signs come in triplicates....) "bye."

flip through the filter errors sometime. you'll see sprinklings of "here's your signisms" all over the place about my idiot co-worker.
#9 | 1667 days ago

Similar to Leigh's, I did this one:

Years back when I had a pager, my wife paged me from home.  I called our home phone number, and after saying hi to her, the first thing I asked was..."Where are you?"   <face palm>    Where's my sign?
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#10 | 1660 days ago

Me: Going to the store to get some Icecream
Old girlfriend: Are you coming right back?
Me: No I thought I'd put it in the mini fridge in the car and hit the bar for a few hours.

Theres your sign. (You can't fix stupid)
#11 | 1658 days ago

ER     are you sexually active,  no... my boyfriend is i just.. lie there.
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#12 | 1657 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

I've messed with a few people on this one:
Q: Is that your beard?
A: No, it's an alien symbiotic attachment similar to the Goa-uld from the show "Stargate SG1"......Do you want some of them?

Another one:
Q: Is that your hair?
A: No, my wife is staying home from work today, so I borrowed hers...
#13 | 1563 days ago

All these kids have the same daddy?
Me:  Uh, yeah,

#14 | 1563 days ago

When you pick up the phone say hello and then they ask if your home
#15 | 1563 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
That's about as good as check your turn-signal fluid. 
Have you made sure to put summer air in your tires?
#16 | 1563 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
I've messed with a few people on this one:
Q: Is that your beard?
A: No, it's an alien symbiotic attachment similar to the Goa-uld from the show "Stargate SG1"......Do you want some of them?

Another one:
Q: Is that your hair?
A: No, my wife is staying home from work today, so I borrowed hers...

usually, with them kinda questions, i just respond as to: KNOW MOFO...IT'S THE NEIGHBORS! lol...=^_^=


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