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What is the best April fools joke you have played on someone? (Edited 10/13/10 03:06AM by Jess)
I got people with some odd (or mean, you pick) scenarios today regarding April fools day. I told the a co-worker that we are under investigation for damage to one of our new vehicles and that makes it highly unlikey that we will continue our employment here. I also told her that the boss is mad (I got him first by telling him that the vehicle was damaged) and we both need to to probably seek legal counsel. Her mouth and eyes were enough to tell her "April Fools"!
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#3 | 1632 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

1987 - The last time I came up with a good April Fools Joke.....

Mother: Hello?
Myself: Hi mom...
Mother: Oh hi, this is a surprise, how are you?
Myself: I'm doing alright, I'm tired, but things on the ship are pretty busy right now.
Mother: I can imagine.  What time is it there, it must be late.
Myself: It is, but I have some news for you and I just had to share.
Mother: Really.....
Myself: I'm getting married.
Mom: (Gasp) Wha....(stutter, stutter) with who?  I didn't even know you were seeing anyone?
Myself: Her name is Christina.  We've been seeing each other for a couple of months now.
Mom: I'm so happy for you......(inaudible thoughts and broken words), when are you getting married?
Myself: On April Fool's Day.....
Mother: ...........Of next year?
Myself: Mom.....April Fool's Day.
Mother: Oh!......you are terrible!!!  How could you do that to me!!!  (Laughing)

...And yes, she was laughing when the initial shock wore off.....
  
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#1 | 1632 days ago

(Edited by phatkat)
my daughter and son are the meanest jokersters that i know! If they could, they'd kill each other...lol! My daughter gave my son a box of milk duds and when he ate one...it was a turd! HE SCREAMS, SHE RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE! but i know this day ain't over yet....not by far! Egad! I sooooo don't wanna go home today....lmfaoooooo!
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#2 | 1632 days ago

phatkat wrote:
my daughter and son are the meanest jokersters that i know! If they could, they'd kill each other...lol! My daughter gave my son a box of milk duds and when he ate one...it was a turd! HE SCREAMS, SHE RUNS FOR DEAR LIFE! but i know this day ain't over yet....not by far! Egad! I sooooo don't wanna go home today....lmfaoooooo!
OMG, that is mean...ha ha haaa you had better invest insurance for both of them.....
#3 | 1632 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

1987 - The last time I came up with a good April Fools Joke.....

Mother: Hello?
Myself: Hi mom...
Mother: Oh hi, this is a surprise, how are you?
Myself: I'm doing alright, I'm tired, but things on the ship are pretty busy right now.
Mother: I can imagine.  What time is it there, it must be late.
Myself: It is, but I have some news for you and I just had to share.
Mother: Really.....
Myself: I'm getting married.
Mom: (Gasp) Wha....(stutter, stutter) with who?  I didn't even know you were seeing anyone?
Myself: Her name is Christina.  We've been seeing each other for a couple of months now.
Mom: I'm so happy for you......(inaudible thoughts and broken words), when are you getting married?
Myself: On April Fool's Day.....
Mother: ...........Of next year?
Myself: Mom.....April Fool's Day.
Mother: Oh!......you are terrible!!!  How could you do that to me!!!  (Laughing)

...And yes, she was laughing when the initial shock wore off.....
#4 | 1632 days ago

I used to work in a parking garage for a multi-use complex.  Shops, residents, movie theater, offices, and a rehabilitation hospital.  One particular April Fool's Day, I got pretty much all of my regulars as they exited the garage.  As they pulled up to my booth, I focused on the front of their car.  I then asked if (pointing to the front of their car) if that happened here, or outside somewhere before they had parked.  They would immediately ask what and where, trying to look at what I had 'seen' on their car, when I would finally say 'April Fools'.
I'm the best prankster  
#5 | 1632 days ago

I PUT IN THE JOURNAL OF MY CITY THIS : ............DEAD IN PEACE AT 36 YEARS .- HIS WIFES ,MABEL, CELINA, DIANA, JORGELINA ANA, BETTY AND VILMA PRAY FOR HIS REST.- THE REST CEMENTERY AT 02 HS .- NO FLOWERS, GIVE MONEY AT HIS WIVES .- AND I CALL HE FOR GIVE MY SORRY.- WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, HE CANT BELIEVE .- WHE ARE FRIENDS .- JAJAJAJA
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#6 | 1632 days ago

murphyiv wrote:
OMG, that is mean...ha ha haaa you had better invest insurance for both of them.....
Cool .... right LOL    
#7 | 1632 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
1987 - The last time I came up with a good April Fools Joke.....

Mother: Hello?
Myself: Hi mom...
Mother: Oh hi, this is a surprise, how are you?
Myself: I'm doing alright, I'm tired, but things on the ship are pretty busy right now.
Mother: I can imagine.  What time is it there, it must be late.
Myself: It is, but I have some news for you and I just had to share.
Mother: Really.....
Myself: I'm getting married.
Mom: (Gasp) Wha....(stutter, stutter) with who?  I didn't even know you were seeing anyone?
Myself: Her name is Christina.  We've been seeing each other for a couple of months now.
Mom: I'm so happy for you......(inaudible thoughts and broken words), when are you getting married?
Myself: On April Fool's Day.....
Mother: ...........Of next year?
Myself: Mom.....April Fool's Day.
Mother: Oh!......you are terrible!!!  How could you do that to me!!!  (Laughing)

...And yes, she was laughing when the initial shock wore off.....
Love it Heahen  that was a good post and thanks for sharing LOL  
#8 | 1632 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
I used to work in a parking garage for a multi-use complex.  Shops, residents, movie theater, offices, and a rehabilitation hospital.  One particular April Fool's Day, I got pretty much all of my regulars as they exited the garage.  As they pulled up to my booth, I focused on the front of their car.  I then asked if (pointing to the front of their car) if that happened here, or outside somewhere before they had parked.  They would immediately ask what and where, trying to look at what I had 'seen' on their car, when I would finally say 'April Fools'.
Fools fall for this LOL    
#9 | 1632 days ago

noti4 wrote:
I PUT IN THE JOURNAL OF MY CITY THIS : ............DEAD IN PEACE AT 36 YEARS .- HIS WIFES ,MABEL, CELINA, DIANA, JORGELINA ANA, BETTY AND VILMA PRAY FOR HIS REST.- THE REST CEMENTERY AT 02 HS .- NO FLOWERS, GIVE MONEY AT HIS WIVES .- AND I CALL HE FOR GIVE MY SORRY.- WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, HE CANT BELIEVE .- WHE ARE FRIENDS .- JAJAJAJA
Have never done this LOL but I will have to try this next time  
#10 | 1632 days ago
18packabs (+)

I tell people it is my Birthday.......
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#11 | 1632 days ago

Hid all the expensive stuff in the closet, so when my family wasn't home. Then when they got home, they thought we had been robbed. It sort of backfired on me, but I thought it was hilarious.

I once had a joke pulled on me as a kid. We were driving to Disneyland and they drove to some old restaurant and told me that it had burned down. I was upset, but deep down I thought it was a funny joke. I later found out they got the idea from a SNL skit.
#12 | 1631 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Hid all the expensive stuff in the closet, so when my family wasn't home. Then when they got home, they thought we had been robbed. It sort of backfired on me, but I thought it was hilarious.

I once had a joke pulled on me as a kid. We were driving to Disneyland and they drove to some old restaurant and told me that it had burned down. I was upset, but deep down I thought it was a funny joke. I later found out they got the idea from a SNL skit.
Pretty hilarious LOL   
#13 | 1631 days ago

I don't find anything funny in playing jokes on others.
I don't do jokes on people  
#14 | 1631 days ago

noti4 wrote:
I PUT IN THE JOURNAL OF MY CITY THIS : ............DEAD IN PEACE AT 36 YEARS .- HIS WIFES ,MABEL, CELINA, DIANA, JORGELINA ANA, BETTY AND VILMA PRAY FOR HIS REST.- THE REST CEMENTERY AT 02 HS .- NO FLOWERS, GIVE MONEY AT HIS WIVES .- AND I CALL HE FOR GIVE MY SORRY.- WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN, HE CANT BELIEVE .- WHE ARE FRIENDS .- JAJAJAJA
OH MYRNA IS VERY FUNNY, BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS NAMED LIA .-
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#15 | 1631 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
I don't find anything funny in playing jokes on others.
it depends on the joke my lovely....but when a joke goes too far...thats when it isn't funny at all.  Just gotta know when to pull one and on who. Happy GOOD FRIDAY!
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