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Morning b*tches and non-b*tches alike!! It is $2 Tuesday, and i'm excited about that. I was ecstatic to see Wigglesworth speak yesterday. Glad he's still in the land of the living. For those who remember the story, I did report Pakistan man and drove by one morning last week, all pumps were shut down except one, HEH! My Hawks and Lakers are still in the playoffs and won their last games. Way to go!!! Whoo Hoo!
I got this yesterday and found it quite entertaining so i am sharing it with you without permission:
Ill let you know how the f**k i REALLY am in about 3 hours. Im leaving to go to the dentist. Either i have a sinus infection that has settled so deep in my face that my teeth hurt or my teeth hurt so bad my face aches. Either way...i hate the dentist. There's not much that makes me clench up. Open air heights, maybe..pucker factor 9. Someone vomiting around me...pucker factor 4. Kids with visible green snot hanging down their face...pucker factor 1. But the f**king dentist....off the chart. My a*sh*le is clenched so tight right now its sucking up small objects. Seriously...if i were to drop a pencil under my desk right now its gonna get Hoover'd. F**k...im as twitchy as a f**king tweaker who's been off for 2 days.
T-minus 45 minutes.
Best case scenario...horrible sinus infection. Worst case scenario...i need dental work done...upon hearing this i f**king snap and "Chris Brown" the entire staff and roid rage my way to jail.
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