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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Morning b*tches and non-b*tches alike!! It is $2 Tuesday, and i'm excited about that. I was ecstatic to see Wigglesworth speak yesterday. Glad he's still in the land of the living. For those who remember the story, I did report Pakistan man and drove by one morning last week, all pumps were shut down except one, HEH!Filter Error 05/04 Photo My Hawks and Lakers are still in the playoffs and won their last games. Way to go!!! Whoo Hoo!

I got this yesterday and found it quite entertaining so i am sharing it with you without permission:

Ill let you know how the f**k i REALLY am in about 3 hours.  Im leaving to go to the dentist.  Either i have a sinus infection that has settled so deep in my face that my teeth hurt or my teeth hurt so bad my face aches. Either way...i hate the dentist.  There's not much that makes me clench up.  Open air heights, maybe..pucker factor 9.  Someone vomiting around me...pucker factor 4.  Kids with visible green snot hanging down their face...pucker factor 1.    But the f**king dentist....off the chart.  My a*sh*le is clenched so tight right now its sucking up small objects.  Seriously...if i were to drop a pencil under my desk right now its gonna get Hoover'd.    F**k...im as twitchy as a f**king tweaker who's been off for 2 days. 
T-minus 45 minutes. 
Best case scenario...horrible sinus infection.  Worst case scenario...i need dental work done...upon hearing this i f**king snap and "Chris Brown" the entire staff and roid rage my way to jail. 
Peace.
F*ck.
| Closed on 05/20/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
21 Fans 
5%a. Morning...
19%b. When I was 17, I did what people told me....
10%c. Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....
5%d. "I don't really like my friends." "I don't really like your friends either."...
5%e. I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....
24%f. This message will self-destruct....
10%g. Texas Tea, asap...
24%h. Beaneaters rocks...

 &nbp;
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#43 | 1115 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
So I just put in my contacts after a few weeks of wearing glasses...everything looks huge.
So you'll finally be able to see your....
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#1 | 1115 days ago
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#2 | 1115 days ago
yruwet2 (+)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uLQOYtpZsA&feature=player_embedded
Texas Tea, asap...  
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#3 | 1115 days ago
yruwet2 (+)

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I never thought that I would be
So addicted to you
On top, underneith, on the side of you
Better yet baby, inside of you
Love the way you're just flowin down
And I can feel it all around
In front, in the back of you
Ohh I love the taste of you
Girl you know what I'm talking about

Peaches and cream
I need it cause you that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream
Know what I mean

Won't stop girl you know I can't get enough
Wanna taste it in the morning when I'm waking up
peach cobbler in my stomach when I eat it up
Got you legs around my neck so I can't get up
See the boys 112 we from the A'
And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don't play
So all the ladies in the house if your peach's the sh*t
Put your hands in the air and represent your cl**s
Texas Tea, asap...  
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#4 | 1115 days ago

  you missed the first F**k which i edited for you.

hmmm, not much to say really.  busy day of pushing papers.  don't be a hater.

oh and here is my song:

Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool 
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your t!ts
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bulls**t you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the s**t
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your t!ts
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can f**k often

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on 
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does
I've been spat at and slapped
and kneed in the nackers
But then I've got a few f**ks as well

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your t!ts
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

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#5 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Welcome back, I know everyone will be happy to see this today. 
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#6 | 1115 days ago

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hskrdave wrote:
 you missed the first F**k which i edited for you.

hmmm, not much to say really.  busy day of pushing papers.  don't be a hater.

oh and here is my song:

Blown to much of me time
Buyin' Dinner and Wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find
That what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines
That save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool
I just prop on me stool 
Right next to hers and I ask

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your t!ts
Or would you show 'em to me
Cause you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in quart of an hour
I'd like you to be on it

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bulls**t you gotta go through
Like callin' her up
An' tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just a screw
But she wants to hold hands
And meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the s**t
And get down to the goodies straight off

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your t!ts
Or would you show 'em to me
Do you sleep in the nick
Do you give head very often
If we can decide you place or mine
We can f**k often

You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
An you'd give a weeks pay to hold her
Don't sit actin' dumb
Just front her full on 
and drop a few lines that I told ya
This new method of mine
Doesn't work every time, but then again no method does
I've been spat at and slapped
and kneed in the nackers
But then I've got a few f**ks as well

Do you f**k on first dates
Does you Dad own a brewery
Could I feel Your t!ts
Or would you show 'em to me
If the answer is no
to me questions above
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does

uhh..i went back and edited the first one myself, but thanks.


and those first 2 songs....what's on your minds?
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#7 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
uhh..i went back and edited the first one myself, but thanks.


and those first 2 songs....what's on your minds?
 it wasn't edited when i went in to it, but it is now, so we are all good.
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#8 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Sorry Robb. But I think people will still get the word. 
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#9 | 1115 days ago
yruwet2 (+)

(Edited by yruwet2)
So quick update on flood for those interested. Still no place to sh8t, shower or sleep. City's about to cut water supply, and only available for drinking. mayor says don't bathe if not neccesary.. m*ther f*cker, you want all these people to be  bunch of skanky smellin b*tches? I always wash my junk off in the sink if I'm "in between" work and home or meetings. Some water has receded, and they keep fiinding dead bodies, old and young. Other parts the water is rising. Now a good part of downtown, Opryland, Country Music hall of Fame, LP Field-home of the Tn Titans, all these other historic places, all washed up and covered with 8-10 feet of water. Snakes and rodents all over the f*cking place because their asses don't want to drown either. Smelling like so fishy like having sloppy fifths with a ten dollar whore. At least i can say i was on CNN riding a jet ski down the middle of what was a road (look for me on the news..lol)  I closed down the office, and told everyone to stay with their families. i should have yesdterday, but cut them all out half a day. . Schools closed again in like 27 counties. Some districts not sure if they'll be able to return to school for the rest of the year, which is only but a month anyways. At least 50 elementary,middle and high schools with major water damage.Today I'm just coming in to take care of a few security and financial matters, then I'm stepping too.I  volunteered to go fill up some more sandbags. They have volunteers and inmates working side by side down here, and everyone else is partying because they have no home, or their work is closed or flooded.
Texas Tea, asap...  
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#10 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 So I seen the new Nightmare last night. All I will say is Robert Englund you are a God. 
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#11 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
uhh..i went back and edited the first one myself, but thanks.


and those first 2 songs....what's on your minds?
 Just something I had on my ipod and heard.

and it's always on my mind.
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#12 | 1115 days ago

 Thanks Ashlie for doing these again!
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#13 | 1115 days ago

 Morning All!

Ghost----I wish you and everyone around you the best.

Ashlie---Glad the filter is back. (I just wish I had a rant. lol)

Glenda--You're great.

****Hey.....did all of you know that Mother's Day was just around the corner? Jumpin Principals! I need to get crack'n on those mother's day gifts I have my students make. Anyone have any ideas? I'll think of something.

Hope you all have a twinkle in your eye and you get one thing you want today.
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#14 | 1115 days ago

 yruwet2 wrote:
So quick update on flood for those interested. Still no place to sh8t, shower or sleep. City's about to cut water supply, and only available for drinking. mayor says don't bathe if not neccesary.. m*ther f*cker, you want all these people to be  bunch of skanky smellin b*tches? I always wash my junk off in the sink if I'm "in between" work and home or meetings. Some water has receded, and they keep fiinding dead bodies, old and young. Other parts the water is rising. Now a good part of downtown, Opryland, Country Music hall of Fame, LP Field-home of the Tn Titans, all these other historic places, all washed up and covered with 8-10 feet of water. Snakes and rodents all over the f*cking place because their asses don't want to drown either. Smelling like so fishy like having sloppy fifths with a ten dollar whore. At least i can say i was on CNN riding a jet ski down the middle of what was a road (look for me on the news..lol)  I closed down the office, and told everyone to stay with their families. i should have yesdterday, but cut them all out half a day. . Schools closed again in like 27 counties. Some districts not sure if they'll be able to return to school for the rest of the year, which is only but a month anyways. At least 50 elementary,middle and high schools with major water damage.Today I'm just coming in to take care of a few security and financial matters, then I'm stepping too.I  volunteered to go fill up some more sandbags. They have volunteers and inmates working side by side down here, and everyone else is partying because they have no home, or their work is closed or flooded.
My contractor honey suggests you start tearing out your drywall now, so you dont get mold in your walls as the water recedes.
Need any help, let us know. 
 
I am going to be working the beaches with friends this week, cleaning up trash from cruise ships etc. (spring breakers)
so when the oil slick gets here , the oil won't get trapped.  Waste of time?  Maybe.  I feel the need to do something.
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#15 | 1115 days ago

 It is clear to me, Ash, that YOU have a tight A**...whatever makes it tight, I could care less

All I know is, and I say this lovingly, is that YOU have a tight A**



Hey, I'm feeling tired
My time, is gone today
You flirt with suicide
Sometimes, that's ok
Hear what others say
I'm here, standing hollow
Falling away from me
Falling away from me

Day, is here fading
That's when, I would say
I flirt with suicide
Sometimes kill the pain
I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

(Falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(Falling away from me)
It's lost and can't be found
(Falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(Falling away from me)
So down

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

Pressing me, they won't go away
So I pray, go away
It's falling away from me

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
"I don't really like my friends." "I don't really like your friends either."...  
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#16 | 1115 days ago
yruwet2 (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
My contractor honey suggests you start tearing out your drywall now, so you dont get mold in your walls as the water recedes.
Need any help, let us know. 
 
I am going to be working the beaches with friends this week, cleaning up trash from cruise ships etc. (spring breakers)
so when the oil slick gets here , the oil won't get trapped.  Waste of time?  Maybe.  I feel the need to do something.
Thanks. I started to do some in my garage, knocking out some with a sledge hammer by the baseboard area. Still have to wait for the water to leave more before completely assesing and repairing.  Tell him y'all should take the 12hr or whatever trip for a few months. Many people don't always use out of state contractors a whole lot. Last year when we had the tornado, many were slightly hesitant in hiring , but still did anyways. This flooding is historic and much more greatly widespread. For the right price should be able to find much work for a while. Most people don't have flood insurance; only homeowners, but we are suppose to be getting federal funds from FEMA.
Texas Tea, asap...  
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#17 | 1115 days ago

 kteacher wrote:
Morning All!

Ghost----I wish you and everyone around you the best.

Ashlie---Glad the filter is back. (I just wish I had a rant. lol)

Glenda--You're great.

****Hey.....did all of you know that Mother's Day was just around the corner? Jumpin Principals! I need to get crack'n on those mother's day gifts I have my students make. Anyone have any ideas? I'll think of something.

Hope you all have a twinkle in your eye and you get one thing you want today.
No ideas, but as always, my wife expects 2 gifts from the kids.  First, for Mothers Day this Sunday  (That's right guys, this Sunday.  You have until Saturday night.)  And then on Monday for Mexican Mothers Day.     She happily (and well deservedly) claims both.
When I was 17, I did what people told me....  
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#18 | 1115 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
It is clear to me, Ash, that YOU have a tight A**...whatever makes it tight, I could care less

All I know is, and I say this lovingly, is that YOU have a tight A**



Hey, I'm feeling tired
My time, is gone today
You flirt with suicide
Sometimes, that's ok
Hear what others say
I'm here, standing hollow
Falling away from me
Falling away from me

Day, is here fading
That's when, I would say
I flirt with suicide
Sometimes kill the pain
I can always say
'It's gonna be better tomorrow'
Falling away from me
Falling away from me

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

(Falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(Falling away from me)
It's lost and can't be found
(Falling away from me)
It's spinning round and round
(Falling away from me)
So down

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground

Pressing me, they won't go away
So I pray, go away
It's falling away from me

Beating me down
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
Screaming some sound
Beating me, beating me
Down, down
Into the ground
the respect was for the song, i have no idea what the introduction means.
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#19 | 1115 days ago

 my new kicks gave me a blister... that's about it. Life is good. That is all.
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#20 | 1115 days ago

 (Edited by Oddfool)
"When I was 17, I did what people told me...." 

Were you, by any chance, referring to this brilliant teen?  

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20100504_Tasered_teen_asked_dad_for_OK_to_run_on_field.html
When I was 17, I did what people told me....  
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#21 | 1115 days ago

 i just found a short-n-curly on my desk at work
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#22 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
my new kicks gave me a blister... that's about it. Life is good. That is all.
 Life cannot be good with a blister. So take it back. 






Hi Marcus. 
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#23 | 1115 days ago

 Welcome back Ashlie, glad you reported the dude and action is being taken - that was ridiculous!!

Sorry ghostman and all the rest in the floods :(  PLEASE take care, and to all those helping, WTG

We are dealing with snow here today :(
  But it will melt soon enough.
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#24 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
the respect was for the song, i have no idea what the introduction means.
Well how did the dentist thing go?
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#25 | 1115 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just found a short-n-curly on my desk at work
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#26 | 1115 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just found a short-n-curly on my desk at work
Hahahahahaha.

That is all.
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#27 | 1115 days ago

 So I'm going to Target Field for the first time tonight, pretty excited there. And after two days of working out at my grandparents cabin, I woke up this morning stiff as a board...For anyone good at massages, I would really appreciate it.
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#28 | 1115 days ago

 Joe_L wrote:
Well how did the dentist thing go?
he's cool, no problems.
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#29 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
he's cool, no problems.
Glad to hear it!!!
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#30 | 1115 days ago

 Oddfool wrote:
"When I was 17, I did what people told me...." 

Were you, by any chance, referring to this brilliant teen?  

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/breaking/20100504_Tasered_teen_asked_dad_for_OK_to_run_on_field.html
uhh...i was referring to janet jackson, but that story has tears rolling down eyes. i LOVE that he called his dad and asked, and his dad tried to get someone to stop. oh god, i cant breathe....
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#31 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
the respect was for the song, i have no idea what the introduction means.
Pucker factors, homie....
"I don't really like my friends." "I don't really like your friends either."...  
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#32 | 1115 days ago
yruwet2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i just found a short-n-curly on my desk at work
Cool .... unless you weren't involved, then a
That was one of my fantasies I had fulfilled a few times. But the last time we were both bald.
The first time years back, I would keep puting my nose to the desk and smelling it for like a week straight..
Texas Tea, asap...  
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#33 | 1115 days ago

 yruwet2 wrote:
Cool .... unless you weren't involved, then a
That was one of my fantasies I had fulfilled a few times. But the last time we were both bald.
The first time years back, I would keep puting my nose to the desk and smelling it for like a week straight..
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#34 | 1115 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
Pucker factors, homie....
umm.. i said this was sent to me. LOL. it's not my story.
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#35 | 1115 days ago

 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8658327.stm

What won't those crazy Germans do..
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#36 | 1115 days ago

 Ash - Glad to see your Filter back!  

Here is my song for the day....

Oh babe is it true that you can't even do the things I do
Are you missing this love I used to give to you
Had you coming in the front door
Leaving out the back at night
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe do you stay up all night thinking how I did you right
Are you missing all the ways I used to keep it tight
I'm the only one who knows all the freaky things you like
Oh babe, oh babe


She ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move the room like I do
And she ain't got the jump in her trunk
Or the bump that you want
And the girl ain't got the moves like I do

And she ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move the room like I do
And she don't put that curl in your toes
When she makes her body roll
And the girl don't work it slow like I do


Oh babe is it true that one day you called her my name
It was then that you knew that it didn't feel the same
Down deep in your mind got you boning me again
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe don't pretend that your girls love is as good as mine
If it was you wouldn't be calling me all the time
This love so good and the first thing on your mind
Oh babe, oh babe
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#37 | 1115 days ago

 So I just took my final for a class that I'm taking pass/fail, and it took me all of about a half hour, 3 hours is the max they give you, so this was incredibly short, not that I'm complaining.  I'ma go sit outside in the sun and grade workbooks for my beginning French students.  Today is the last day of classes so I decided last week that I was cancelling lab for them today.  It would just be review for the final, and if you don't know the crap by now, you're not gonna know it on the day of the final.  I told them to email me with any last minute questions.  Now all I have to do is finish this grading and write one last 10-page paper, and I'll be done and will await senior week!
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#38 | 1115 days ago

 Cali_Kat wrote:
Ash - Glad to see your Filter back!  

Here is my song for the day....

Oh babe is it true that you can't even do the things I do
Are you missing this love I used to give to you
Had you coming in the front door
Leaving out the back at night
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe do you stay up all night thinking how I did you right
Are you missing all the ways I used to keep it tight
I'm the only one who knows all the freaky things you like
Oh babe, oh babe


She ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move the room like I do
And she ain't got the jump in her trunk
Or the bump that you want
And the girl ain't got the moves like I do

And she ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move the room like I do
And she don't put that curl in your toes
When she makes her body roll
And the girl don't work it slow like I do


Oh babe is it true that one day you called her my name
It was then that you knew that it didn't feel the same
Down deep in your mind got you boning me again
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe don't pretend that your girls love is as good as mine
If it was you wouldn't be calling me all the time
This love so good and the first thing on your mind
Oh babe, oh babe
And she don't put that curl in your toes
When she makes her body roll
And the girl don't work it slow like I do


that was the SH*T!!!
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#39 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
umm.. i said this was sent to me. LOL. it's not my story.
I still admire your a** Ash...now its a stalker thang...
"I don't really like my friends." "I don't really like your friends either."...  
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#40 | 1115 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
I still admire your a** Ash...now its a stalker thang...
She needs as many stalkers as possible!!!!!!!   
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#41 | 1115 days ago

 So I just put in my contacts after a few weeks of wearing glasses...everything looks huge.
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#42 | 1115 days ago
yruwet2 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
Please..... I was like 19 the first time doing that...
Texas Tea, asap...  
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#43 | 1115 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
So I just put in my contacts after a few weeks of wearing glasses...everything looks huge.
So you'll finally be able to see your....
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#44 | 1115 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
And she don't put that curl in your toes
When she makes her body roll
And the girl don't work it slow like I do


that was the SH*T!!!
I heard it on my Ipod on the way to work been stuck in my head since!!
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#45 | 1115 days ago

 Cali_Kat wrote:
Ash - Glad to see your Filter back!  

Here is my song for the day....

Oh babe is it true that you can't even do the things I do
Are you missing this love I used to give to you
Had you coming in the front door
Leaving out the back at night
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe do you stay up all night thinking how I did you right
Are you missing all the ways I used to keep it tight
I'm the only one who knows all the freaky things you like
Oh babe, oh babe


She ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move the room like I do
And she ain't got the jump in her trunk
Or the bump that you want
And the girl ain't got the moves like I do

And she ain't got that boom like I do
And she don't move the room like I do
And she don't put that curl in your toes
When she makes her body roll
And the girl don't work it slow like I do


Oh babe is it true that one day you called her my name
It was then that you knew that it didn't feel the same
Down deep in your mind got you boning me again
Oh babe, oh babe

Oh babe don't pretend that your girls love is as good as mine
If it was you wouldn't be calling me all the time
This love so good and the first thing on your mind
Oh babe, oh babe
THAT was motivational!!  I will now stalk you also, Cali!!
"I don't really like my friends." "I don't really like your friends either."...  
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#46 | 1115 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
THAT was motivational!!  I will now stalk you also, Cali!!
Wow and your list of Stalkees grows!!
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#47 | 1115 days ago

 kantwistaye wrote:
So you'll finally be able to see your....
Waited for one of those, glad it was you, Mike. Ashlie would've just been mean..
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#48 | 1115 days ago

 yruwet2 wrote:
Please..... I was like 19 the first time doing that...
the face was for smelling the desk for a week!
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#49 | 1115 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
So I just put in my contacts after a few weeks of wearing glasses...everything looks huge.
forget it!!!!
Beaneaters rocks...  
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#50 | 1115 days ago

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Joe_L wrote:
She needs as many stalkers as possible!!!!!!!   

please, please ,PAHLEASE give me a reason to start sending PM's to certain females about your interest in them.. OH PLEASE! and i  know just where to start. You wanna do this?
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#51 | 1115 days ago

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Chief_aka_James wrote:
So I just put in my contacts after a few weeks of wearing glasses...everything looks huge.
It's a f**king illusion, it's still below average.




oh, and  what kantwistaye said! didnt see that.
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#52 | 1115 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Life cannot be good with a blister. So take it back. 






Hi Marcus. 
Hey sweetie! Actually life is so good a blister ain't really a thing. Plus that's whatcha get for buying designer sneakers instead just sticking to footlocker. I'm too old to be cool, 'shoulda known better... LOL
When I was 17, I did what people told me....  
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#53 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
Hey sweetie! Actually life is so good a blister ain't really a thing. Plus that's whatcha get for buying designer sneakers instead just sticking to footlocker. I'm too old to be cool, 'shoulda known better... LOL
 Oh please we get cooler with age. 
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#54 | 1115 days ago

 How come I have so much respect to give out all of a sudden? I think I'm gonna bitch about having too much and wanting it to go back to 10, lol. Just feels right.
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#55 | 1115 days ago

 "Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

Ubaldo!!!!!!!!! keeps rolling for the Rockies as he K's 13 Padres in 7 innings last night

The kid getting tazed at the Phillies game wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be

I like pizza
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#56 | 1115 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
"Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone."

Ubaldo!!!!!!!!! keeps rolling for the Rockies as he K's 13 Padres in 7 innings last night

The kid getting tazed at the Phillies game wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be

I like pizza
"The kid getting tazed at the Phillies game wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be"

Those making it out to be terrible obviously need to watch what happened in Chicago with Tom Gamboa again.
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#57 | 1115 days ago

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Chief_aka_James wrote:
"The kid getting tazed at the Phillies game wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be"

Those making it out to be terrible obviously need to watch what happened in Chicago with Tom Gamboa again.
I thought it was funny as heck, especially after the kid asked his dad for permission.   But, the players kinda know what to expect from the opposing team, not the alleged fans.

By the way, what does happen to most of the idiots, er, enthusiastic fans who decide to run all over the field?   The ones who don't get tased.
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#58 | 1115 days ago

 i am going to my second astros game of the year. which is cool. carlos lee and i are still tied for homers this season. i hope that change tonight.

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#59 | 1115 days ago

 Oddfool wrote:
I thought it was funny as heck, especially after the kid asked his dad for permission.   But, the players kinda know what to expect from the opposing team, not the alleged fans.

By the way, what does happen to most of the idiots, er, enthusiastic fans who decide to run all over the field?   The ones who don't get tased.
For those of age, it's at least a night in jail and charged with either resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, defiant trespass, or a combination of all three.

In this case, he's a juvenile, and think he is still being charged for all three, but again, as a juvie, so won't be as bad for him.
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#60 | 1115 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i am going to my second astros game of the year. which is cool. carlos lee and i are still tied for homers this season. i hope that change tonight.

photo
"carlos lee and i are still tied for homers this season" made me laugh.
I give sight to the blind, my insight through the mind....  
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#61 | 1115 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
For those of age, it's at least a night in jail and charged with either resisting arrest, disorderly conduct, defiant trespass, or a combination of all three.

In this case, he's a juvenile, and think he is still being charged for all three, but again, as a juvie, so won't be as bad for him.
Gee.   What with the price of admission, along with the concession prices, this looks like such a grand way to end a ballgame outing.
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#62 | 1115 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
"carlos lee and i are still tied for homers this season" made me laugh.
then my work here is done!
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#63 | 1115 days ago

 Chief_aka_James wrote:
"The kid getting tazed at the Phillies game wasn't as bad as people are making it out to be"

Those making it out to be terrible obviously need to watch what happened in Chicago with Tom Gamboa again.
Agreed
and props do go out to the security guard extraordinaire who hit a moving target while on the run.. a feat not easily accomplished with such a device
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#64 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well ain't nothing like going to work to realize they over scheduled, and then find out of sorry but you need to be here at 5:30 a.m. tomorrow. 
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#65 | 1115 days ago

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The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Agreed
and props do go out to the security guard extraordinaire who hit a moving target while on the run.. a feat not easily accomplished with such a device
I haven't seen any video on this yet, but I read one of the articles that said it took a few tries before the guard actually hit.   But heck, trying to hit a moving target with one of those would be difficult.

(OK, just saw one clip.  Probably not the whole event, as the chase was already in session, but during that one clip, I did not see the guard stop anywhere to reload.)
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#66 | 1115 days ago

  for "Control".
That's all, for now.  I'm off for the next 2 days, so now I'm just trying to let that soak in so I don't go insane after my craptastic day.  I mean, nothing a rooftop and an assault rifle can't fix, but I'd rather just chow down on some gross, fattening foods and take a nap.  Much healthier way to get over this, I think.  
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#67 | 1115 days ago

 yruwet2 wrote:
Thanks. I started to do some in my garage, knocking out some with a sledge hammer by the baseboard area. Still have to wait for the water to leave more before completely assesing and repairing.  Tell him y'all should take the 12hr or whatever trip for a few months. Many people don't always use out of state contractors a whole lot. Last year when we had the tornado, many were slightly hesitant in hiring , but still did anyways. This flooding is historic and much more greatly widespread. For the right price should be able to find much work for a while. Most people don't have flood insurance; only homeowners, but we are suppose to be getting federal funds from FEMA.
Don't wait for the water to recede before you tear out the drywall.
It will be too late.
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#68 | 1115 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 10 hour cable television outage today due to a router problem.  When it clicked over to the backup router, it failed as well.  

Also, red  jello powder in a returned census form caused the local census bureau to evacuate.  

2nd day back at work since the wreck.  The half days are killing me.  I'll hate to see what kind of bitch i turn into when i go back full time.
Thankfully, I have a crush on my boss, so that helps a little.  
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#69 | 1115 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 10 hour cable television outage today due to a router problem.  When it clicked over to the backup router, it failed as well.  

Also, red  jello powder in a returned census form caused the local census bureau to evacuate.  

2nd day back at work since the wreck.  The half days are killing me.  I'll hate to see what kind of bitch i turn into when i go back full time.
Thankfully, I have a crush on my boss, so that helps a little.  
 I love having crushes on my bosses. 
Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families....  
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#70 | 1115 days ago

Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby

[Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy]

Here I go, here I go, here I go again (again?)
Girls, what's my weakness? (Men!)
Ok then, chillin', chillin', mindin' my business (word)
Yo, Salt, I looked around, and I couldn't believe this
I swear, I stared, my niece my witness
The brother had it goin' on with somethin' kinda...uh
Wicked, wicked (oooo) - had to kick it
I'm not shy so I asked for the digits
A ho? No, that don't make me
See what I want slip slide to it swifty
Felt it in my hips so I dipped back to my bag of tricks
Then I flipped for a tip, make me wanna do tricks for him
Lick him like a lollipop should be licked
Came to my senses and I chilled for a bit
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do
So well it's a spell, hell, makes me wanna shoop shoop shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back
Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, Mom)
Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
If looks could kill you would be an uzi
You're a shotgun - bang! What's up with that thang?
I wanna know how does it hang?
Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover
Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-
Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
Smooth black skin with a smile
Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun
Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please)
Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna...

Shoop shoop ba-doop (Baby, hey)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop (Don't you know I wanna shoop, baby)
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Well let me bring you back to the subject, Pep's on the set
Make you get hot, make you work up a sweat
When you skip-to-my-lou, my darling
Not falling in love but I'm falling for your [super sperm]
When I get ya betcha bottom dollar you were best under pressure
[Yo, Sandy, I wanna like, taste you]
Getcha getcha lips wet cuz it's time to have Pep

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop
To the next man in the three-piece suit
I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie
Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo
I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams
You make me wanna scream, "Oooo, oooo, oooo!"
I like what ya do when you do what ya do
You make me wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

[Oh, my goodness, girl, look at him
He's the cutest brother in here
And he's comin' this way! Oooo!]

S and the P wanna kick with me, cool (uh-huh)
But I'm wicked, G, (yeah) hit skins but never quickly (that's right)
I hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell I get
Mmm mmm mmm, for the smell of it (smell it)
They want my bod, here's the hot rod (hot rod)
Twelve inches to a yard (damn) and have ya soundin' like a retard (yeah)
Big 'Twan Love-Her, six-two, wanna hit you
So what you wanna do?
What you wanna do?
Mmmm, I wanna shoop

Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop
Shoop shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop
Shoop ba-doop ba-doop ba-doop

Oh, you make me wanna shoop
Hey yeah, I wanna shoop, baby
(Afternoon/Evening, bout freakin time Ashlie)

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#71 | 753 days ago

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#72 | 752 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
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 just because you can doesn't mean you should....
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#73 | 752 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 just because you can doesn't mean you should....
doesn't mean i shouldn't either. Hello beautiful.
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#74 | 752 days ago

  I went to a women's roller derby bout for the first time ever on Saturday night. It was cool to see a different sport and holy smokes, those girls will knock opponents the hell out. It seemed like a mostly biker/punk/metal crowd. Has anyone else seen some roller derby live?
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#75 | 752 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
doesn't mean i shouldn't either. Hello beautiful.
 im not in the mood.
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#76 | 752 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 im not in the mood.
for love? I wasn't asking.
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#77 | 752 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
for love? I wasn't asking.
 Love isn't real.  It's a Hallmark concept.  

Unless it's your kids.
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