Good Monday. It was a very eventful Sunday, and the next time I have to go to my moms someone shoot me ok. 

Yes I know you guys will draw straws to see who gets the honor of doing that. 

I wouldnt shoot you Glenda, i'd help you relocate though, if necessary.

 Thank you, I've always wanted to live in the deep south with my northern accent and Lib-tard views. Yep hanging from a tree has always been a dream of mine. 

 wow. LOL. uhhh...i live where the roads are paved.

 Thank you, I've always wanted to live in the deep south with my northern accent and Lib-tard views. Yep hanging from a tree has always been a dream of mine. 

 There are still trees Ashlie! And I can see the news now, damn yankee hung today, now for the weather. 

They don't have trees in Missouri????

Goeie môre Q Nasie, Giants is in die tweede placde, Dit is 'n pragtige dag hier in die Bay Area vir hierdie mal nar, oh en ek vermoor in' n fantasie baseball verlede week .... en go sharks! 

Giants are in 1st place? or 3rd? i always try to figure this out without google.

They are in 2nd place, half a game behind San Diego.  They play each other starting tomorrow.  We'll see if that changes the standings.

Giants are in 1st place? or 3rd? i always try to figure this out without google.

Giants are in 1st place? or 3rd? i always try to figure this out without google.

TMI...that means nothing to me, but i guess i shouldve used that translator. LOL

edit: your new pic kinda scares me.

They are in 2nd place, half a game behind San Diego.  They play each other starting tomorrow.  We'll see if that changes the standings.

Does that help??

And I've had my new pic up for almost a week (since the 5th) and now you admit it scares you?

well, I've been trying not to look directly at it, but i couldnt help it just now.

 Thank you, I've always wanted to live in the deep south with my northern accent and Lib-tard views. Yep hanging from a tree has always been a dream of mine. 

Morning!

So I am going to the doctor because this sinus thingie has me fearful for my brain. Of course, I won't go till my school  day is over-------TESTING has come and I need to be there.

Nothing else happening in my neck of the woods. I do want to thank those (one person) who has seemed to pull me from my "no arguing" coma and allowed me to check off two things from my Q-Bucket List.

Enjoy your day, protect your brain, and tingle!

So my Monday was not quite as traumatic as I had anticipated ... but there's always tomorrow (look at that optimism, see that?).

Now I'm sitting here with more time than I had expected, just eating some fruit salad, putzing on the Q.  Have my first softball game of the season tonight ... looking forward to another year of playing on the absolute worst team in the entire league.    Losing is one thing.  I can deal with that (as long as I kick some ass, whatever).  But losing EVERY game ... by 15+ runs ... when our full team even shows up?  THAT gets really annoying really quickly.  So I have THAT to look forward to.  And to top it all off, I can't find my damned lucky socks.    

...maybe those socks aren't as lucky as you think!

Point taken.

Might be a mini-experiment tonight.  If I don't find them, I'll have to see what happens.  If we lose by 20 instead of 15, I'm assembling a Q-wide sock-hunt.  Be at the ready.

you just want to boss people around.. I see what you're doing here

Stoney ... you're officially out of the search party.

Anyone else?  

Stoney ... you're officially out of the search party.

Anyone else?  

...not that i wouldn't love searching for socks. don't get me wrong

fine.. and no, you can't borrow my baseball socks, fu*kin jerk

A)  Fibber.  Air-mail them sh*ts tomorrow, thank you in advance.
B)  You're totally broken up about not being in the sock-hunt.

You need to read up on Lena Horne.  Seriously.  
I want a book report by Friday.  I'm not even playing.

More random notes, sports related or not:

Imagine if the Pirates or Astros (don't kill me, Leigh) or [insert awful team] did this. "[Seattle] Sounders FC general manager and minority owner Adrian Hanauer announced Sunday that, as a result of his team’s lackluster effort [4-0 loss to the Galaxy], season ticket holders will get their money back for Saturday’s debacle. The team won’t be handing out refunds, but current season ticket holders who renew for next season will get one game for free to make up for a performance Hanauer called embarrassing and humiliating."

The World (Cup) loves hookers: "The 2010 World Cup will be engulfed by prostitutes. Approximately 40,000 of them. "Henry Africa, 49, drives a taxi in Cape Town and ... operates the “Bright Red Tour,” which he expects to be a hit among soccer fans. For the equivalent of 500 dollars, he'll shuttle customers from strip bar to strip bar all night and even bring them over to a safe-sex practicing prostitute, a relevant selling point in a country where one in five adults are estimated to be HIV positive." ... "Even President Jacob Zuma — himself a polygamist, father of at least 20 children and an infamous condom skeptic ... asked the government to supply 1 billion extra condoms to South Africa before the upcoming tournament."

Former Kansas and Milwaukee Bucks player, Darnell Jackson, speaks about his mom on Mothers day (sad story): “He’d hustled back from Cleveland — his NBA home of the past two years — to his mom’s three-bedroom, 800-square-foot house in the Sooner State after learning from his brother, Evan, and sister, Ebony, that Shawn had died of an apparent overdose of pain medication on March 25. She was 41 … [this was] the first Mother’s Day spent without Shawn, who apparently took her own life after enduring more than a dozen surgeries following a car crash caused by a drunken driver on May 25, 2005, in Las Vegas. That crash claimed the life of Jackson’s grandmother, Evon.”

 So my 15 year old just bit into a chocolate just to have cherry juice squirt into her mouth. Where she spits it out looks at me and says " they really should put a warning on these things" which is great because its Whitmans and I get to tell her they do look at the box lid you dork. 


aaahhh love those mommy moments.

 Good Monday. It was a very eventful Sunday, and the next time I have to go to my moms someone shoot me ok. 

Yes I know you guys will draw straws to see who gets the honor of doing that. 

in 31 games, astros have been outscored 85-146. that's an average of 2.74 runs per game. oh but wait. we have been shutout 5 times and lost seven games where we scored only once. say what you will. i won't kill you, but i may cry a little and drink alone in my unlit apartment with my "go, go astros" 45 hissing it's way through in english *flip* in spanish *flip* in english...et cetera, and you will have to deal with that on your conscience. you want that?

in 31 games, astros have been outscored 85-146. that's an average of 2.74 runs per game. oh but wait. we have been shutout 5 times and lost seven games where we scored only once. say what you will. i won't kill you, but i may cry a little and drink alone in my unlit apartment with my "go, go astros" 45 hissing it's way through in english *flip* in spanish *flip* in english...et cetera, and you will have to deal with that on your conscience. you want that?

I'm so lovin irritable Leigh. she's faw-aw-ny!

in 31 games, astros have been outscored 85-146. that's an average of 2.74 runs per game. oh but wait. we have been shutout 5 times and lost seven games where we scored only once. say what you will. i won't kill you, but i may cry a little and drink alone in my unlit apartment with my "go, go astros" 45 hissing it's way through in english *flip* in spanish *flip* in english...et cetera, and you will have to deal with that on your conscience. you want that?

in 31 games, astros have been outscored 85-146. that's an average of 2.74 runs per game. oh but wait. we have been shutout 5 times and lost seven games where we scored only once. say what you will. i won't kill you, but i may cry a little and drink alone in my unlit apartment with my "go, go astros" 45 hissing it's way through in english *flip* in spanish *flip* in english...et cetera, and you will have to deal with that on your conscience. you want that?

Not that any of you care...but I'm okay!!

Yeah...its Monday!

Not that any of you care...but I'm okay!!

Yeah...its Monday!

 with the people? 

Hey Leigh, at least they're no 2003 Tigers....yet.

By 2006 the Tigers were in the World Series  2013 is Houston's year