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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Hi...not in the mood. For this, that is. I'm always in the mood for that. The Magic really blew chunks last night! Idiots. Go Lakers. kanye Mike....*sigh*, i remember. FAIL!!  After reading yet another ridiculous political poll and confrontational comments in random polls, i think i'm going to do a Q Death Match poll and let the people declare champs. This bickering is insane.  Arguing should be a fun sport not one that makes you want to reach through the computer.

Anyhoo..Drink a lil bit,  kiss someone sexy, have a great day! And remember to look both ways before crossing the street.
| Closed on 05/30/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
32 Fans 
13%a. Happy Wednesday....
3%b. Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...
6%c. Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...
9%d. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...
9%e. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...
28%f. Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...
13%g. Leg Spreader...
19%h. BEANS and rice...

 &nbp;
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#68 | 1535 days ago

Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
Leg Spreader...  
  
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#1 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The Leg Spreader

1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum

*name totally fits.
Leg Spreader...  
#2 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The Leg Spreader

1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum

*name totally fits.
 apparently i'll have to spread them myself since she'll probably be passed out...

Effin Sharks and Effin Habs.  I don't ask for much, just that you play Hockey.  I mean I'm happy for Laviolette, and Michael Leighton, because former Canes, but I f**king hate Philly sports teams and they all need to lose immediately.

Job hunting is a pain in the ass.  

Braves beat the Mess, now face the Reds, before interleague with ... the Pirates?  I think everyone just needs to play everyone all year now, and as much as I would say get rid of the DH, just play the DH in the American League parks until it is universal or (hopefully) revoked.  Plus it would mean about 8-10 less Yankme/Red Sux games a year shoved down my throat.

Happy Hump Day!!!  Get yours, and pray I get mine.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#3 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
I have to attend another night corporate meeting tonight and luckily will miss my Suns being humiliated again tonight in a 29.5+ point loss.

<< Steve Nash
#4 | 1535 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I have to attend another night corporate meeting tonight and luckily will miss my Suns being humiliated again tonight in a 29.5+ point loss.

<< Steve Nash
it won't be that bad tonight. Kobe wont have 40.
Leg Spreader...  
#5 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
it won't be that bad tonight. Kobe wont have 40.
He's going for an NBA record for most consecutive 30+ point playoff games. I think he'll at least accomplish that tonight, especially with the way Los Suns lack in defense.
#6 | 1535 days ago

i thought the bicker level had gone down quite a bit around here. i seem to be missing all of it and i am totally ok with that



bud light presents real men of genius
(real men of genius)

today we salute you, mr t-shirt launcher inventor.
(mr t-shirt launcher inventor!)

not satisfied with standard souvenir distribution, you crated a device with enough kick to locate a mascot's shoulder.
(someone get a stretcher...)

courtside, luxury box, upper deck...your high-powered cotton cannon makes every section the nosebleed section.
(hit the deck!)

so simple, anyone can operate it...after a background check, a training course and a 5-day waiting period.
(it only shoot t-shirts!)

so crack open an ice-cold bud light oh marksman of the mezzanine, because we know you'll give us the shirt off your back...at 180 feet per second.
(mr t-shirt launcher inventor...)
BEANS and rice...  
#7 | 1535 days ago

Morning Pudding Pops!

I have a lot of sh*t stuff to do in my classroom today. Why us teachers go all crazy and such for Open House, I will never know......just know that we do, and if you are a parent -----appreciate it.

Go LAKERS! Pau is one sexy man.

Dodgers win streak goes to 9 (sorry Leigh). I would like to wish Ethier's pinkie well--------"Heal soon shrimpo. Studly and awesome as hell outfielder needs you better!"

Glee was fantastic last night. I have a crush on Neil Patrick Harris (I know this does me no good, but it is what it is..lol)

80's music rocks the sh*t out. I love it.

To all of you---------sparkle, pet a puppy or goo goo goo a baby, and wink at someone today!
BEANS and rice...  
#8 | 1535 days ago

so, there's a new person in the locker room that i want to add to my PUNCH in the f**king face list. you'll figure it out soon.
Leg Spreader...  
#9 | 1535 days ago

Ashlie - doesnt your screen name say " Kobe _lova? and for the drink, add coke and it becomes a LONG ISLAND ICE TEA
Happy Wednesday....  
#10 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Kenne wrote:
He's going for an NBA record for most consecutive 30+ point playoff games. I think he'll at least accomplish that tonight, especially with the way Los Suns lack in defense.
oh, 31. no doubt, just not 40.
Leg Spreader...  
#11 | 1535 days ago

Good morning, bitches.

Not much to report yet.  Glee was rad, as always.  Slept through American Idol (which, according to everyone but me it seems, is appropriate).  
Have some decisions to make today ... to go car shopping or to put if off?  To lease or to finance?  To softball or not to softball?  To officially make "softball" a verb or to not?  (EDIT: made that shvitz happen already, crossed off the daily bucket list).  
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#12 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning Pudding Pops!

I have a lot of sh*t stuff to do in my classroom today. Why us teachers go all crazy and such for Open House, I will never know......just know that we do, and if you are a parent -----appreciate it.

Go LAKERS! Pau is one sexy man.

Dodgers win streak goes to 9 (sorry Leigh). I would like to wish Ethier's pinkie well--------"Heal soon shrimpo. Studly and awesome as hell outfielder needs you better!"

Glee was fantastic last night. I have a crush on Neil Patrick Harris (I know this does me no good, but it is what it is..lol)

80's music rocks the sh*t out. I love it.

To all of you---------sparkle, pet a puppy or goo goo goo a baby, and wink at someone today!
no worries - i just heard yesterday that astros have a 0.02% chance of getting to the playoofs. i'd figured we'd already been eliminated. so i've got that going for me. which is nice.
BEANS and rice...  
#13 | 1535 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Ashlie - doesnt your screen name say " Kobe _lova? and for the drink, add coke and it becomes a LONG ISLAND ICE TEA
what does that mean, alain? i want the Magic to win, easier road to Championship.

and yeah, triple sec, sweet and sour mix, coke equals long island, but this one skips all of the niceties. and i personally could do without the tequila in my long islands.
Leg Spreader...  
#14 | 1535 days ago

So I bought another vest this week. Just thought I share some of the patches I'm getting put on. Tell me what you think.
I too am excited that the Braves won in a nailbiter. Hopefuly they'll at least split the series with the Reds.



Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#15 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The Leg Spreader

1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum

*name totally fits.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#16 | 1535 days ago

It's Wednesday, which brings me one day closer to Friday....yes i know my days of the week.......I too seem to miss all this in-fighting  and thats ok with me....i love all of ya equal, except my favorites of course....and if you don't know who you are, well that's good too, so you won't fight amongst yourselves..... Have a good one....Its already hot here in Hel...er Texas....
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#17 | 1535 days ago

since you state you dont do too much traveling or  go places, leasing may be best for you J
Happy Wednesday....  
#18 | 1535 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
So I bought another vest this week. Just thought I share some of the patches I'm getting put on. Tell me what you think.
I too am excited that the Braves won in a nailbiter. Hopefuly they'll at least split the series with the Reds.



You said "cherry".  
You said "box".  


Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#19 | 1535 days ago

Kobe has a vendetta aginst PHX,,, he may hit 40+ all 5 games and wont make a difference, the title comes back to BOSTON this year anyways. And forget the niceties,,, give me a corona with Patron straight up anyday,,,,,,
Happy Wednesday....  
#20 | 1535 days ago

Fine.
But man do I hate haters.  



Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#21 | 1535 days ago

i was so wondering when the rants were coming back, just this morning.

oh, speaking of music, did you acknowledge us people who went out of our way to find you a song in the other poll over the weekend? How f**king rude!
Leg Spreader...  
#22 | 1535 days ago

go with the biker patch,,,,
Happy Wednesday....  
#23 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good morning, bitches.

Not much to report yet.  Glee was rad, as always.  Slept through American Idol (which, according to everyone but me it seems, is appropriate).  
Have some decisions to make today ... to go car shopping or to put if off?  To lease or to finance?  To softball or not to softball?  To officially make "softball" a verb or to not?  (EDIT: made that shvitz happen already, crossed off the daily bucket list).  
I say motorbike w/ sidecar. 'Hope that helps.
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...  
#24 | 1535 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Kobe has a vendetta aginst PHX,,, he may hit 40+ all 5 games and wont make a difference, the title comes back to BOSTON this year anyways. And forget the niceties,,, give me a corona with Patron straight up anyday,,,,,,
back to Boston?!?

remove thyself from my sight!


Leg Spreader...  
#25 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You said "cherry".  
You said "box".  


Yep, just as long as they've been freshened up!
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#26 | 1535 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
since you state you dont do too much traveling or  go places, leasing may be best for you J
I don't travel or go places?  Umm, just last week I toured the wonderment of the Amazon, frolicked with the characters of Walt Disney, and sampled mouth-watering delicacies of a fine Swiss chocolatier.

(You don't need to know it was really The Rainforest Cafe, The Disney Store, and Godiva and that it all took place at the Menlo Park Mall.  )


Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#27 | 1535 days ago

Is it just me or does it seem like it has taken almost a half of a week to get to Wednesday?
I don't know why but I keep thinking about Jello, Cool Whip, and a few rasslin' moves... what is up with that?
Can't help but wish the folks (and the wildlife) around the Gulf who may be effect by the spill that I hope it gets fixed and better soon... what a mess...
Ok, that is all my seriousness, now back to those rasslin' moves... I hope you all learn a new one soon.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Ashlie... WOOHOO! 
Go Braves, Dodgers, Lakers, Kings, Hawks, Avs (for Stoney) and (for Ashlie) go Brett... somewhere... boo Clownface's Giants...
BEANS and rice...  
#28 | 1535 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I say motorbike w/ sidecar. 'Hope that helps.
We can't afford a QMZ news van yet, so that will have to do.  But dibs on the bike part ... you're riding sidecar.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#29 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning Pudding Pops!

I have a lot of sh*t stuff to do in my classroom today. Why us teachers go all crazy and such for Open House, I will never know......just know that we do, and if you are a parent -----appreciate it.

Go LAKERS! Pau is one sexy man.

Dodgers win streak goes to 9 (sorry Leigh). I would like to wish Ethier's pinkie well--------"Heal soon shrimpo. Studly and awesome as hell outfielder needs you better!"

Glee was fantastic last night. I have a crush on Neil Patrick Harris (I know this does me no good, but it is what it is..lol)

80's music rocks the sh*t out. I love it.

To all of you---------sparkle, pet a puppy or goo goo goo a baby, and wink at someone today!
Ah yes but we didn't happen to hear about any Kings updates in that rant now did we? 
#30 | 1535 days ago

Giants bateu os padres finalmente estúpido ea muller son, unha vez máis fantástico, e é día corcunda e eu teño unha bebida .... quero dicir bebidas .........  GO GIANTS! Tiburóns GO! como eles van a Chicago para abaixo de 2 xogos a cero graxa grande ... grrrrr
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#31 | 1535 days ago

Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#32 | 1535 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I say motorbike w/ sidecar. 'Hope that helps.
That would be pimp.


Marcus, pictured right, driving QMZ motorbike with Janet riding shotgun.
#33 | 1535 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
 
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#34 | 1535 days ago

Kenne wrote:
That would be pimp.


Marcus, pictured right, driving QMZ motorbike with Janet riding shotgun.
 
Suck my front left udder.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#35 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
Michael_G wrote:
Looks like the begging young'un is looking up at his mamas t**ty for some dinner.

(edited per code.  if you had said breastesest, you would've been ok.  hskrdave)
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#36 | 1535 days ago

so now you ready for the Cool- Whip since you got the chocolate. No wonder we been having so much rain. What type of car your looking for?
Happy Wednesday....  
#37 | 1535 days ago

cant do that my dear,,, I am etched in stone forever!!!! no go ahead and say it 
Happy Wednesday....  
#38 | 1535 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

I'm sick of packing so I'm taking a break today.(kinda) I'm going to spend 2hrs at the gym and then take my mother-in-law to the doctor. setting aside one daunting task to do another.
boy oh boy I remember when I was little and couldn't wait to grow up, now I have to live vicariously threw my boys.  Funny how I always remember people saying take it slow enjoy your childhood. Now I am saying "if I only knew then what I know now".......I'm getting old i sound like my mother  
I guess it's just one of those days.
#39 | 1535 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
so now you ready for the Cool- Whip since you got the chocolate. No wonder we been having so much rain. What type of car your looking for?
It changes daily (I'm fickle).  
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#40 | 1535 days ago

Goodness, someone needs a Midol.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#41 | 1535 days ago

you think?
Happy Wednesday....  
#42 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 
Suck my front left udder.
You just called yourself a cow Janet
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#43 | 1535 days ago

confused my dear?  your like the roll of the dice, dont know what number is gonna come up next?
Happy Wednesday....  
#44 | 1535 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
You just called yourself a cow Janet
Whoooooooosh.

(That's the sound of the whole joke going right over your head.  )
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#45 | 1535 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Looks like the begging young'un is looking up at his mamas t**ty for some dinner.

(edited per code.  if you had said breastesest, you would've been ok.  hskrdave)
Now if we could change it to girlfriends t**ty (not sure if the COC allows us to say ti**y) and put alcohol in it all my prayers would be answered
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#46 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The Leg Spreader

1 oz 1800® Tequila
1 oz vodka
1 oz gin
1 oz rum

*name totally fits.
When you say the name totally fits are you talking about the drink or yourself......GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#47 | 1535 days ago



did you know you said "smarmy a$$ed wig wearing weather prognosticator"?
Leg Spreader...  
#48 | 1535 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
When you say the name totally fits are you talking about the drink or yourself......GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!
clown...we were having a good week, i thought....I'll talk to you later.
Leg Spreader...  
#49 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:


did you know you said "smarmy a$$ed wig wearing weather prognosticator"?
that was my favorite part too
BEANS and rice...  
#50 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
so, there's a new person in the locker room that i want to add to my PUNCH in the f**king face list. you'll figure it out soon.
 someone new, or just a new someone you want to punch?
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#51 | 1535 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 someone new, or just a new someone you want to punch?

someone new.

Leg Spreader...  
#52 | 1535 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Ah yes but we didn't happen to hear about any Kings updates in that rant now did we? 
Kings updates? Well Ryan Smyth broke his ankle at the World Championships. The draft is coming to Staples and I am going. There will be no more Randy Jones next season. And, my tickets for next season are already paid for. Thanks for asking.
BEANS and rice...  
#53 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

someone new.

Affectionately referred to by me as "dillweed" today.  
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#54 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
Happy Hump Day! Its a beautiful day in California!!

Go Lakers!! And Becky if Andre needs a nurse let him know I am available...not that I am an actual nurse but I would like to make him feel better!!

So my amusement with these new doors at work started early this morning....my perfume marinating, wig wearing, make up melting co-worker got stuck in them first thing this morning! She panicked thought she was gonna blow a gasket. All I could do is sit there and laugh...well actually I could have let her in sooner with my little remote control that unlocks it...but I just couldn't stop laughing. Good Times!!

So here is a song for Hump Day...enjoy everyone....

There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

[Verse 1 - Eminem]

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get f***ed up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your d**k rubbed
Get f***ed, get sucked, get wasted, s**t faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Knowing still got a few chunks on your shoestring
Showing I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some sh!t

[Verse 2 - Nate Dogg]

Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good p**sy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the motherf***ing mountain top
Heard motherf***ers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Get you ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

[Verse 3 - Nate Dogg]

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the f**k
I say everyday she be giving it up

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

[Verse 4 - Eminem]

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple b**ches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

[Verse 5 - Nate Dogg]

Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl I can f**k in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' butt
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no
Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be
Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

[Bridge - Eminem]

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

[Chorus - Nate Dogg]

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I'm looking for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm looking for a girl that will do whatever the f**k
I say everyday she be giving it up

[Outro - Eminem]

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

God, come one

[Eminem makes noises]

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Coming home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his girl

ha ha, Nate Dogg

(edited d**k and a sh!t.  not bad tho. great song.  hskrdave)
BEANS and rice...  
#55 | 1535 days ago

after you punch them then what you gonna do? attack him seductively?
Happy Wednesday....  
#56 | 1535 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
after you punch them then what you gonna do? attack him seductively?
no alain...i would only do that to people like yooouuu! duh!

and the punch would probably be followed by a couple of blows to the nether regions, and so on...i tend to get carried away.
Leg Spreader...  
#57 | 1535 days ago

after you do all that , you going to play nurse maid? murse me back to health? C'mon where's your southern hospitality
Happy Wednesday....  
#58 | 1535 days ago

Men should not show their bellies in profile shots and then post stupid and ridiculous comments.
BEANS and rice...  
#59 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
clown...we were having a good week, i thought....I'll talk to you later.
PROMISE???
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#60 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Men should not show their bellies in profile shots and then post stupid and ridiculous comments.
Did you see where he is from?
BEANS and rice...  
#61 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Whoooooooosh.

(That's the sound of the whole joke going right over your head.  )
PSHHHHHHH...   (that's the sound of me not giving a sh!t)
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#62 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Men should not show their bellies in profile shots and then post stupid and ridiculous comments.
Leg Spreader...  
#63 | 1535 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Did you see where he is from?
No.......I was blinded. lol
BEANS and rice...  
#64 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 so now we know?
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#65 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Men should not show their bellies in profile shots and then post stupid and ridiculous comments.
Unless they're of DABS capacity ... then we can overlook SOME stupidity (and then mock them for it while they show some more skin).
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#66 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Unless they're of DABS capacity ... then we can overlook SOME stupidity (and then mock them for it while they show some more skin).
EXACTLY!
BEANS and rice...  
#67 | 1535 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
PROMISE???
couple of drinks later? sure.
Leg Spreader...  
#68 | 1535 days ago

Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
Leg Spreader...  
#69 | 1535 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
awww...i think I'm gonna cry...
Leg Spreader...  
#70 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
I haven't looked, but dear God I hope it's a tattoo of the naked mud-flap chick.
That would only confirm my theory that Justin Beiber is really a 34 year old lesbian disguised as a 16 year old scrawny child singer.


EDIT:  for your consideration ...  lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#71 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
We can't afford a QMZ news van yet, so that will have to do.  But dibs on the bike part ... you're riding sidecar.
IN!
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...  
#72 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I haven't looked, but dear God I hope it's a tattoo of the naked mud-flap chick.
That would only confirm my theory that Justin Beiber is really a 34 year old lesbian disguised as a 16 year old scrawny child singer.


EDIT:  for your consideration ...  lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
instantly reminded me of Shane...who was my FAVE BTW!

     
Leg Spreader...  
#73 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Unless they're of DABS capacity ... then we can overlook SOME stupidity (and then mock them for it while they show some more skin).
I know you won't be putting up with my foolish as.... er,  abs.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#74 | 1535 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
I know you won't be putting up with my foolish as.... er,  abs.
I dunno, that little jester dude in your avatar looks like he has 6-pack potential under all that.  
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#75 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I dunno, that little jester dude in your avatar looks like he has 6-pack potential under all that.  
Maybe.  Since I haven't been working 2 jobs for a few years, my 6-pack has a little insulation added.   Still thin, just need to tone.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#76 | 1535 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
what the hell is that thing? it looks like a squished anvil...

p.s. missed you, mang
BEANS and rice...  
#77 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I haven't looked, but dear God I hope it's a tattoo of the naked mud-flap chick.
That would only confirm my theory that Justin Beiber is really a 34 year old lesbian disguised as a 16 year old scrawny child singer.


EDIT:  for your consideration ...  lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/
It's a bird pic on the hip....lol.
BEANS and rice...  
#78 | 1535 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
what the hell is that thing? it looks like a squished anvil...

p.s. missed you, mang
Welcome back motor boat?????

For old times sake?/???

Leg Spreader...  
#79 | 1535 days ago

I'm exhausted but I'm smiling that's all that matters.. Merry Wednesday

Some say when it rain it pours Hollywood ain't no place for lovers any more and it ain't no place for us. Some say when it rains it pours Hollywood anit no place for lovers any more and it ain't no place for us.
A yo what the hell am I rhyming for
Designer clothes and designer whores
Designer cars and designer doors
Designer kitchen with designer drawers
Hell naw, vagina dog
the other sh*t wore me like a monologue
Like the beatles when they were bigger then Jesus
I'm genuis Bill Clinton with my speeches
Look you in the eye and lie
Believe it, I mean it.
Girl I'm leaving
I don't really know where I'm gon' go
But I got a backpack full of demos
I'm a player baby, I should run for mayer maybe.
The way I'm politiking latley.
The way I'm politiking ladies.
The way I'm politiking ladies.

Some say when it rains it pours
Hollywood ain't no place for lovers anymore
And it ain't no place for us
Some say when it rains it pours
Hollywood ain't no place for lovers anymore
And it ain't no place for us

I'm convinced that if I hop the fence
I can climb on in and get my fingerprints on your booty, Julie,
I know you wanna do me.
Since I moved to malibu from the hood like a movie.
Peoples chant with my sneakers in the sand
Blowing up like an amp so they kicked me out the band
That's when I met my man strummin on a six string drink in his hand talking to his dingaling

Whys everybody always picking on me
Whys everybody always picking on me
Whys everybody always picking on me
Whys everybody still coming to my party

Everybody coming to my party (background)

Some say when it rains it pours
Hollywood ain't no place for lovers anymore
And it ain't no place for us
Some say when it rains it pours
Hollywood ain't no place for lovers anymore
And it ain't no place for us

Everybody coming to my party
It starts at 8
We getting naughty by 9
So don't be late
There's gonna be a line
So be prepared to wait
Fine fine ladies first
And bring your iceskates
And bring your wings
We all getting high tonight
And touching things, and things
Muffin butt blowing cigarette rings

Everybody coming to my partyx4

Some say when it rains it pours
Hollywood ain't no place for lovers anymore
And it ain't no place for us
Some say when it rains it pours
Hollywood ain't no place for lovers anymore
And it ain't no place for us
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#80 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
It's a bird pic on the hip....lol.
A bird?  On the hip?  Hmmm.
Adding that to my dossier on "Justin Beiber/TBA lesbian name?".  
Might have to actually see it for myself, but I'm Team Lesbo until further notice.  
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#81 | 1535 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Welcome back motor boat?????

For old times sake?/???

BEANS and rice...  
#82 | 1535 days ago

Happy hump day Q'ers.
Happy Wednesday....  
#83 | 1535 days ago
vindog (+)

F^&K THE POLICE!
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#84 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
A bird?  On the hip?  Hmmm.
Adding that to my dossier on "Justin Beiber/TBA lesbian name?".  
Might have to actually see it for myself, but I'm Team Lesbo until further notice.  
I certainly hope you've heard this already, Marcus was hilarious about it last night...but -- Justin Beiber was nominated for a BET award.

And morning peoples.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#85 | 1535 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I certainly hope you've heard this already, Marcus was hilarious about it last night...but -- Justin Beiber was nominated for a BET award.

And morning peoples.
Damn white chicks.  First they go stealing our men, now our awards too.
Grr.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#86 | 1535 days ago
vindog (+)

Normally, I don't play in the Locker room- not a big fan of it. But sometimes I do do mingle with the little people- LOL! 
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#87 | 1535 days ago

kanye Mike....*sigh*, i remember. FAIL!!

and I feel I should share this "FAIL" to the rest of the Q...it's only right.

Oh, and I watched two movies last night. 1) The PageMaster. I only remembered it slightly walking home, and thankfully I taught my sister IMDB well, so I could call her up and figure it out in under 5 minutes. Hilarious movie, just over an hour though, and it makes me want to play the Genesis game for it I used to have a long time ago. 2) Miracle at St. Anna -- Amazing movie. WWII movie, had plenty of deep/serious moments, but I couldn't help but laugh hysterically when a traumatized/injured Italian kid sees this huge black guy come to help him and says, "Oh look, a chocolate giant. Hello chocolate giant, if you help me, I'll give you a banana."
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#88 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Damn white chicks.  First they go stealing our men, now our awards too.
Grr.
(You DO know you're only black on the inside, right? )
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#89 | 1535 days ago

vindog wrote:
Normally, I don't play in the Locker room- not a big fan of it. But sometimes I do do mingle with the little people- LOL! 
Normally, I don't play in the Locker room. FIXED!
Leg Spreader...  
#90 | 1535 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
(You DO know you're only black on the inside, right? )
How dare you.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#91 | 1535 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

hi everyone still having to come to the restaurant to check in it sucks. 
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#92 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
How dare you.
Sorry, feel like you need to be reminded every now and then.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#93 | 1535 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
hi everyone still having to come to the restaurant to check in it sucks. 
That's devotion.
Hiiiiiii.  
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#94 | 1535 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
That's devotion.
Hiiiiiii.  
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii frnd. well its my moms restaurant so my beers are free, not that big of a sacrifice.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#95 | 1535 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii frnd. well its my moms restaurant so my beers are free, not that big of a sacrifice.
Your mom owns a restaurant?  
Tell her I'm totally up for adoption.  

(And put in a good word for me, dammit.  Yes, I want you to lie your ass off.)
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#96 | 1535 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii frnd. well its my moms restaurant so my beers are free, not that big of a sacrifice.
But you've also said how much of a pain your mom is, so, sacrifice is back on.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#97 | 1535 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Your mom owns a restaurant?  
Tell her I'm totally up for adoption.  

(And put in a good word for me, dammit.  Yes, I want you to lie your ass off.)
Yeah we own the blackird bar and grill. And she already knows that all the girls have been invited for a long weekend, for drinking boating and well more drinking. And I have already lied and said we were going to behave. And as far as adoption well ok I guess.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#98 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
janet011685 wrote:
Your mom owns a restaurant?  
Tell her I'm totally up for adoption.  

(And put in a good word for me, dammit.  Yes, I want you to lie your ass off.)
your inner child says that is NOT a good look.

your inner child is screaming that is NOT a good look.
Leg Spreader...  
#99 | 1535 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Damn white chicks.  First they go stealing our men, now our awards too.
Grr.
Apparently I can't respect anymore today! (It's like the morning after an office party, LMAO!!!) but  sista soulja!!
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against...  
#100 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
your inner child says that is NOT a good look.

your inner child is screaming that is NOT a good look.
Can I respect this twice, once before the edit, then again after?
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#101 | 1535 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
But you've also said how much of a pain your mom is, so, sacrifice is back on.
ppsshh, she owns it, shes never here. my sister does
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#102 | 1535 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
ppsshh, she owns it, shes never here. my sister does
G*dd***it Glenda, go with me on SOMETHING here, jeez.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#103 | 1535 days ago

Assemblies for Mr. Navarro suck!
BEANS and rice...  
#104 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Assemblies for Mr. Navarro suck!
Umm...this guy?

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#105 | 1535 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
G*dd***it Glenda, go with me on SOMETHING here, jeez.
Ok, crap it sucks sitting in my moms restaurant drinking free beer. Damn the hell I have to suffer.   But I will be a trooper and put up with it. After all I am a Cubs fan and used to enduring.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#106 | 1535 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Ok, crap it sucks sitting in my moms restaurant drinking free beer. Damn the hell I have to suffer.   But I will be a trooper and put up with it. After all I am a Cubs fan and used to enduring.
Drink one for me Glenda!!
BEANS and rice...  
#107 | 1535 days ago

 So I got called off of work tonight which means I can watch the Lakers and might possibly drink while doing so which means...
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)
#108 | 1535 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Drink one for me Glenda!!
Well if I must! Crap more suffering. James do you want me to drink one for you too? Fine I will, the things I don't do for my friends. .    God I miss you guys.
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#109 | 1535 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 So I got called off of work tonight which means I can watch the Lakers and might possibly drink while doing so which means...
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)
 i wish i could give you more respects, like 30 at least. 
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#110 | 1535 days ago

Well I was originally only tired when I came in here. But after reading that Glenda is drinking free beer, now I am jealous and tired. My new job has had a grand total of 3 days of serving actual customers, I have had the privilege of working 2 double shifts in that time. Hopefully that this doesn't continue, but if it does I will continue to do what is necessary to accomplish my goals. Have a great day and remember kids, the Lakers can't be stopped!
I'll make him an offer he can't refuse...  
#111 | 1535 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 So I got called off of work tonight which means I can watch the Lakers and might possibly drink while doing so which means...
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)
That song deserves a. jailbait stamp of approval

Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#112 | 1535 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
no worries - i just heard yesterday that astros have a 0.02% chance of getting to the playoofs. i'd figured we'd already been eliminated. so i've got that going for me. which is nice.
that's 0.02% of a chance more than the F'ing Brewers.  i'm quite sure they are already mathematically out of it.
Happy Wednesday....  
#113 | 1535 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
About time you showed up.....thank you again....
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#114 | 1535 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
that's 0.02% of a chance more than the F'ing Brewers.  i'm quite sure they are already mathematically out of it.
lo, i bring you tidings of great joy - we play y'all in a three game series next week! astros happen to be this year's MLB Slump Buster. we'll break any team's losing streak and we'll keep any team's winning streak alive. fear not, child. my astros will battle your effing brewers for last. i guarantee it.
BEANS and rice...  
#115 | 1535 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning Pudding Pops!

I have a lot of sh*t stuff to do in my classroom today. Why us teachers go all crazy and such for Open House, I will never know......just know that we do, and if you are a parent -----appreciate it.

Go LAKERS! Pau is one sexy man.

Dodgers win streak goes to 9 (sorry Leigh). I would like to wish Ethier's pinkie well--------"Heal soon shrimpo. Studly and awesome as hell outfielder needs you better!"

Glee was fantastic last night. I have a crush on Neil Patrick Harris (I know this does me no good, but it is what it is..lol)

80's music rocks the sh*t out. I love it.

To all of you---------sparkle, pet a puppy or goo goo goo a baby, and wink at someone today!
I love BTSN...
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#116 | 1535 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
lo, i bring you tidings of great joy - we play y'all in a three game series next week! astros happen to be this year's MLB Slump Buster. we'll break any team's losing streak and we'll keep any team's winning streak alive. fear not, child. my astros will battle your effing brewers for last. i guarantee it.
the brewers will be a tonic for what ails you. WE SUCK !!!!!!
Happy Wednesday....  
#117 | 1535 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Yo Yo Yo ... Wut dat thang do HONKEYS!!!

Apparently the S.E.W.N. gets friggin redonkeyless when I'm underground n sh**z!

***Actor, John Travolta knocked up Kelly Preston.  <~~~ Ahhhhh ... nothing like the smell of another retarded kid, without "parental" supervision, and WITH a retarded name like "Jett" to crowd up the mix!  Word has it ... he may name this one "Skydiver" ... after his career .... not the act of fallin out of planes!

Kendra Wilkinson is hoping to keep her marriage together by trying to get knocked up <~~~ Understandably her husband, Baskett, was upset about the news of her 'tape' being released, and the rumor that she tried to have it released herself .................. speculation has it that "focusing on a new child" would help them ................. I get that he'd be upset over the tape .... but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind would wanna get seconds after a 70+ yr old!  Especially Hefster!!

A Hooter's Girl is upset over criticism she received from ... *gasp* ... another woman, concerning her weight and the fact that her appearance in uniform was not up to par.  <~~~ As mentioned in the article, it's not uncommon for NFL Cheerleaders and Radio City Rockettes to be held to an 'appearance' standard ... even the US Military has one.  Wah wah!  They even offered her a "Free" gym membership.  As if she got the job because of her "typing" skills or something!  ... How is this news again CNN????

Bristol Palin is speaking somewhere .... about 'Heaven knows what' and if you'd like to attend, NOW is the time!  It's quite affordable!!  Only $30,000 per seat! <~~~ If only I could've gotten knocked up by 16 and had a big time mommy to make this possible!!!   Ahhhhhhh ... the Amerkin Dreem!

Have a friend in Pakistan???  If you're talking about Facebook ... you don't anymore!  Neeners!  They blocked the site!  *sniff*sniff*  (Not to be insensitive to the Pakistanis affected by this ... I know there are some really cool people who are upset over this ... rightly so ... just ... it's Pakistan!  The bulk of the people there have MUCH bigger problems, I'm sure!!)

In an open letter to the Vice President, a 16 year old criticized the usage of the F-bomb during the signing ceremony of the "Health-Loss Re-F'd Plan".  <~~~ Two months ago this takes place and the only response this kid gets from the VP is a 2-paragraph letter stating, "I could've worded it better."  What a Fn douche!!!

Justin Beiber proves he's a man ... as in mancub ... as in 'dun duh duhhh.'  <~~~ Go check out his tattoo.  I'd give you the link, but it's worth the search.  Not the "worst" tattoo ever, but ............................... yeh.  Pretty freakin retarded.

Proving our gov't has NOTHING Fn better to do by investigating an Alabama teacher's usage of a hypothetical problem for his Geometry students:  "What is the best angle to use to assassinate President Obama?"  <~~~  Yeh, got it ... probably not the smartest thing to do in using an assassination plot of a sitting president in a problem ... HOWEVER ... this is 9th Grade.  Kids don't listen to s*** these days, and if you wanna get their attention ... that's a guaranteed way of doing it.  To have this guy on administrative leave over this is Fn retarded!!!  Glad you F'ers are willing to investigate the s*** we ALLLLLL Fn know is a hoax than the REAL stuff you guys don't share with us ........................ well ........................... not until AFTER something major ....................... you know like a couple of rogue planes flying into buildings ....................... yeh, that sort of stuff.  Geniuses!!
Post of the day by far.....

A) Nobody likes eating wings while staring at the disgusting mess in nasty hose and men's size 38 electric orange roller derby shorts.. ugh
B) I believe Bristol Palin is speaking about the joys and wonders of abstinence
C)  Pakistan has the internet huh? good for them
D)The VP should have told the kid to quit being such a fa**ot.. he's 16
E) Is it me, or is Justin Bieber a little old for his voice not to have changed yet... 5-2 he gets f'd by a male rapper at the BET awards
F) It's Alabama.. enough said
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#118 | 1535 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
Well if I must! Crap more suffering. James do you want me to drink one for you too? Fine I will, the things I don't do for my friends. .    God I miss you guys.
You know I don't drink, so you'll have to get mine as well.   I hope you can handle it.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#119 | 1535 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 So I got called off of work tonight which means I can watch the Lakers and might possibly drink while doing so which means...
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)
I was going to say something, but now I just can't.  I don't have the strength.  Carry on.
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#120 | 1535 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Post of the day by far.....

A) Nobody likes eating wings while staring at the disgusting mess in nasty hose and men's size 38 electric orange roller derby shorts.. ugh
B) I believe Bristol Palin is speaking about the joys and wonders of abstinence
C)  Pakistan has the internet huh? good for them
D)The VP should have told the kid to quit being such a fa**ot.. he's 16
E) Is it me, or is Justin Bieber a little old for his voice not to have changed yet... 5-2 he gets f'd by a male rapper at the BET awards
F) It's Alabama.. enough said
 best supporting comment
BEANS and rice...  
#121 | 1535 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 So I got called off of work tonight which means I can watch the Lakers and might possibly drink while doing so which means...
I hopped off the plane at LAX
with a dream and my cardigan
welcome to the land of fame excess, (woah)
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the right and I see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous

My tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Get to the club in my taxi cab
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like "who's that chick, thats rockin' kicks?
She gotta be from out of town"

So hard with my girls not around me
Its definitely not a Nashville party
Cause' all I see are stilletos
I guess I never got the memo

My tummys turnin' and I'm feelin' kinda home sick
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
and a Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on
and the Britney song was on

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah
Moving my hips like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They're playin my song
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the USA
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

Feel like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The DJ plays my song and I feel alright!

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away
Noddin' my head like yeah (Oh, nodding my head)
Moving my hips like yeah, (Ooh Yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (gonna be okay)
Yeah (huh huh), It's a party in the USA (Yeah)
Yeah, It's a party in the USA

So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflys fly away (flying away)
Noddin' my head like yeah (nodding my head like yeah)
Moving my hips like yeah, (moving my hips like yeah)
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be ok (I'm gonna be okay)
Yeah (Yeah), It's a party in the USA
Yeah (hahaha), It's a party in the USA (Party in the USA!)
 to the first part....


and
Leg Spreader...  
#122 | 1535 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Post of the day by far.....

A) Nobody likes eating wings while staring at the disgusting mess in nasty hose and men's size 38 electric orange roller derby shorts.. ugh
B) I believe Bristol Palin is speaking about the joys and wonders of abstinence
C)  Pakistan has the internet huh? good for them
D)The VP should have told the kid to quit being such a fa**ot.. he's 16
E) Is it me, or is Justin Bieber a little old for his voice not to have changed yet... 5-2 he gets f'd by a male rapper at the BET awards
F) It's Alabama.. enough said
Leg Spreader...  
#123 | 1535 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
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GMT (1900 BST) ON MAY 19, 2010 The 2012 Olympic mascot Wenlock (L) and
Paralympic mascot Mandeville pose for photographers in the playground at
St. Paul's primary school in London May 19, 2010. The mascot posed for
the cameras on the day of the official launch. REUTERS/Suzanne Plunkett
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The 2012 Olympic mascot Wenlock and Paralympic mascot Mandeville pose for photographers in the playground at St. Paul's primary school in London
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#124 | 1535 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 apparently i'll have to spread them myself since she'll probably be passed out...

Effin Sharks and Effin Habs.  I don't ask for much, just that you play Hockey.  I mean I'm happy for Laviolette, and Michael Leighton, because former Canes, but I f**king hate Philly sports teams and they all need to lose immediately.

Job hunting is a pain in the ass.  

Braves beat the Mess, now face the Reds, before interleague with ... the Pirates?  I think everyone just needs to play everyone all year now, and as much as I would say get rid of the DH, just play the DH in the American League parks until it is universal or (hopefully) revoked.  Plus it would mean about 8-10 less Yankme/Red Sux games a year shoved down my throat.

Happy Hump Day!!!  Get yours, and pray I get mine.
 Your secretary can handle her s**t.  You'll be fine.
#125 | 1535 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

Hiiiiiii frinds.
BEANS and rice...  
#126 | 1535 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
Hiiiiiii frinds.
Sup Loser!!?
Eep opp ork ah ah (whooooo) ...  
#127 | 1535 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 Your secretary can handle her s**t.  You'll be fine.
 yeah, but I'll be buying many ladies this drink to improve my odds.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#128 | 1535 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
it won't be that bad tonight. Kobe wont have 40.
Nope...he'll get 50!!
Leg Spreader...  
#129 | 1535 days ago

I'm glad you like Ice cream...
Leg Spreader...  
#130 | 1534 days ago

its 3:43 am and i am so very drunk.....this suxs.........i wish i had some rocky road right now....
Good loving body rockin' knockin boots all night long...  
#131 | 1534 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 yeah, but I'll be buying many ladies this drink to improve my odds.
Well, since they won't be able to handle the drink, you're odds won't be improved. Unless you can find a way to sucker some consent out of them while they're passed out.
#132 | 1534 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
Well, since they won't be able to handle the drink, you're odds won't be improved. Unless you can find a way to sucker some consent out of them while they're passed out.
 I thought no answer was considered consent?
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday...  
#133 | 1534 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
lo, i bring you tidings of great joy - we play y'all in a three game series next week! astros happen to be this year's MLB Slump Buster. we'll break any team's losing streak and we'll keep any team's winning streak alive. fear not, child. my astros will battle your effing brewers for last. i guarantee it.
and continuing on about how f'ing bad the brewers are. we are on pace to lose 101 games. OUTSTANDING.
Happy Wednesday....  
#134 | 1534 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
hskrdave wrote:
 I thought no answer was considered consent?
Willing to try that theory in a court of law?
#135 | 1533 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

Michael_G wrote:
Sup Loser!!?
Nada mucho, clown.
BEANS and rice...  

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