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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Morning all. I probably slept a total of 9 hours this weekend and I am surprisingly okay with that. Lakers lost so the series will be at least five games. I'm okay with that. I would like to encourage all Q crushers to go big this week. If it's a race, Kat is already in the lead. I should have made this into some sort of poll with a prize but i'm too lazy to put any more thought into it. I have already been enjoying the show. Today, politics, religion, people who know everything (but nothing really), NBC, hot and humid ass weather, and Justin Bieber suck.

Oh, just saw some pics for the new Johnny Depp movie, The Tourist, and OMG just when you think he cant get any more beautiful. Yummy.
| Closed on 06/01/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
32 Fans 
6%a. Morning Sunshine....
0%b. Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without b*lls?...
16%c. Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...
16%d. See you at the crossroads...
13%e. Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...
34%f. Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...
3%g. Harvey Wallbanger...
13%h. Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...

 &nbp;
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#4 | 1122 days ago

Morning Sexy Pants and Sexy Brains!

I too watched Lost (even though I missed several episodes over the years). I liked it and it was cool to see all the former cast members, but where the F was Echo? Well.....apparently he was asking for 5 times as much as he was offered for a guest appearance. Ha! Has he done anything since Lost? Silly silly silly man.

I am in a fantastic mood today. No real clue why. Could be because testing is over ......I don't really know, but I'm happy today.

I'm also loving Crush Week. My analysis------Kat came out strong but Studly Stoney.......WOW......you are moving up. I'm impressed. Keep it up. In fact all you Crushers and Crushees keep it up, this stuff is quite enjoyable.

I have no crush-------though Norse-Man's word combos are sexy. He's neck and neck with Wiggles on that one, and may just take the lead.

In other news-------------------------How the F do you accidentally, even drunk, get into bed with your own daughter and have roaming hands? King assistant coach Mark Hardy ----I'm talking to you. Sh*t! I've been eager for Kings news but this is not what I wanted. Can there even be anything innocent about all this? (I'm sure if this was MLB, NFL, or NBA coach, the Q would be all over it right? So there is that. )

Lastly, may you all crush hard, be crushed on, or just simply enjoy the show!
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
  
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#1 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
It's Monday morning and I am flat out exhausted and sore.. 7 hockey games in 5 days will do that.. But it was for a great cause and there was a lot of good hockey, good friends, good food, and most of all good German beer (28 kegs in 3 days)

LOST finale last night while not answering many questions, and leaving some more, was fantastic

And my song for the day for my crush would have to be none other than Crush by Dave Matthews

Crazy how it feels tonight.
Crazy how you make it all alright love
Crush me with the things you do
And I do for you anything too
Sitting smoking feeling high
And in this moment it feels so right

Lovely lady
I am at your feet
God I want you so badly
And I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'till morning comes
And watch the sunrise to fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'till we get drunk

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
And is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady
Let me drink you please
I won't spill a drop, no, I promise you
Lying under this spell you cast on me
With each moment
The more I want you
Come on you know you crush me
Baby

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady
I will treat you sweetly
I adore you
I mean you crush me
And it's times like these
When my faith I feel
And I know just how I love you
Come on, go ahead and crush me
Baby

It's crazy I'm thinking
just as long as you're around
And here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other we'll be facing
By love,
By love
We'll beat back the pain we've found
You know
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside
My head
with each moment the more I love you
Come on go ahead and crush me
Baby

So much you have given oh
That I would give you back again and again
Oh you know that I
Mean when I hold you
But please please just let me
Always...
See you at the crossroads...  
#2 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
It's Monday morning and I am flat out exhausted and sore.. 7 hockey games in 5 days will do that.. But it was for a great cause and there was a lot of good hockey, good friends, good food, and most of all good German beer (28 kegs in 3 days)

LOST finale last night while not answering many questions, and leaving some more, was fantastic

And my song for the day for my crush would have to be none other than Crush by Dave Matthews

Crazy how it feels tonight.
Crazy how you make it all alright love
Crush me with the things you do
And I do for you anything too
Sitting smoking feeling high
And in this moment it feels so right

Lovely lady
I am at your feet
God I want you so badly
And I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'till morning comes
And watch the sunrise to fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'till we get drunk

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
And is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady
Let me drink you please
I won't spill a drop, no, I promise you
Lying under this spell you cast on me
With each moment
The more I want you
Come on you know you crush me
Baby

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady
I will treat you sweetly
I adore you
I mean you crush me
And it's times like these
When my faith I feel
And I know just how I love you
Come on, go ahead and crush me
Baby

It's crazy I'm thinking
just as long as you're around
And here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other we'll be facing
By love,
By love
We'll beat back the pain we've found
You know
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside
My head
with each moment the more I love you
Come on go ahead and crush me
Baby

So much you have given oh
That I would give you back again and again
Oh you know that I
Mean when I hold you
But please please just let me
Always...
sh*t.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#3 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sh*t.
Now the game can officially begin
See you at the crossroads...  
#4 | 1122 days ago

Morning Sexy Pants and Sexy Brains!

I too watched Lost (even though I missed several episodes over the years). I liked it and it was cool to see all the former cast members, but where the F was Echo? Well.....apparently he was asking for 5 times as much as he was offered for a guest appearance. Ha! Has he done anything since Lost? Silly silly silly man.

I am in a fantastic mood today. No real clue why. Could be because testing is over ......I don't really know, but I'm happy today.

I'm also loving Crush Week. My analysis------Kat came out strong but Studly Stoney.......WOW......you are moving up. I'm impressed. Keep it up. In fact all you Crushers and Crushees keep it up, this stuff is quite enjoyable.

I have no crush-------though Norse-Man's word combos are sexy. He's neck and neck with Wiggles on that one, and may just take the lead.

In other news-------------------------How the F do you accidentally, even drunk, get into bed with your own daughter and have roaming hands? King assistant coach Mark Hardy ----I'm talking to you. Sh*t! I've been eager for Kings news but this is not what I wanted. Can there even be anything innocent about all this? (I'm sure if this was MLB, NFL, or NBA coach, the Q would be all over it right? So there is that. )

Lastly, may you all crush hard, be crushed on, or just simply enjoy the show!
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#5 | 1122 days ago

ah christ. send her my regards. and in case she's interested i have the number of an insanely gorgeous physical therapist down here who has done me twice at one time.

relearned an old lesson last night. no matter how high you build your fences there's always gonna be at least one motherf*cker who learns how to sneak in.

oh yeah. and if you think clint black wrote desperado, do not talk to me today.
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#6 | 1122 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ah christ. send her my regards. and in case she's interested i have the number of an insanely gorgeous physical therapist down here who has done me twice at one time.

relearned an old lesson last night. no matter how high you build your fences there's always gonna be at least one motherf*cker who learns how to sneak in.

oh yeah. and if you think clint black wrote desperado, do not talk to me today.
who has done me twice at one time.
....Really?!

least one motherf*cker who learns how to sneak in.
...
Interesting!! who did that!

who's clint black?                                  i'm just playing.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#7 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
Had a very fun and hot weekend. Mid 90's both days and riding from sun up till sun down. I'm as red as a beet root, but I'll be tan again in a day. Just don't care for any clothing to be on and rubbing against my skin though.

Still trying to learn out this crush thing. I now know that there is a differencr between swooning and spooning. So am I just suppose to talk dirty to him? I gave him a compliment in another poll.

Anyways, hope y'all had a rockin' good time this weekend yourselves..
I think I might try making one of these here polls too sometime.

Here's a song some strange no good doer was singing to me the other night:

She fogs up the mirrors in my IROC-Z
She fries catfish like you never seen
Oh, She stops the clock when she walks in a room
Make you wanna run out and howl at the Moon

She's a Dixie Boy Special, heartbreaker guarantee
Ooh ooh ooh
Shes a Dixie Boy Special, the original recipe

Oh, You'd never believe when shes all dressed up
How she can back up a boat in a pickup truck
She'll catch a 20 pound bass on an 8 pound line
Party 3 days straight and still look fine

She's a Dixie Boy Special, heartbreaker guarantee
Shes a Dixie Boy Special, the original recipe

In a little black dress or a cowboy hat
Oh, You're gonna wanna look but you can't touch that
Oh, She likes beer, she don't care for wine
Keep your hands to yourself, brohter, she's all mine

She's a Dixie Boy Special, heartbreaker guarantee
Shes a Dixie Boy Special, the original recipe
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#8 | 1122 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ah christ. send her my regards. and in case she's interested i have the number of an insanely gorgeous physical therapist down here who has done me twice at one time.

relearned an old lesson last night. no matter how high you build your fences there's always gonna be at least one motherf*cker who learns how to sneak in.

oh yeah. and if you think clint black wrote desperado, do not talk to me today.
I know of someone else who can't sing Desperado....... It still makes my skin crawl just thinking about it......
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#9 | 1122 days ago

Bucket list items I'd like to cross off this year:
- Latin Grammy
- Nail Wonder Woman (Linda Carter)
- Be called Ishmael / finally get that white whale
- Have a kosher deli sandwich named after me
- Get into a physical altercation, as a contestant, on the Family Feud (either family)
- "Karate-kill" a terrorist / hijacker
and...
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#10 | 1122 days ago

Coffee finally kicking in.   (What the heck am I doing here at work?  How did I get here?)

Good Morning All!
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#11 | 1122 days ago

Great tune. I watched some on tv  last night as well. I seen them together one last time last year at the CMA Fanfare Music Fest. Hate that they can't stay together, but I'm sure they still will now and then, kinda like Big & Rich (also verrry sexy)
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#12 | 1122 days ago

Oh there's that "Nyce" Canadian man. Now that he's in the South, I'll be fixin to teach him and show him a little Southern hospitality , Tori style!!
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#13 | 1122 days ago

His name is kantwistaye and he better speak up soon before I BEGIN THE "HEY JAMIE, MIKE TOLD ME...." rumors!

AY YO MIKE!! Get on it!!

(this is either going to get you great results or I'm scaring him again. LOL. we'll see i guess....and you wanted crush on Jack or him on you?)
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#14 | 1122 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Bucket list items I'd like to cross off this year:
- Latin Grammy
- Nail Wonder Woman (Linda Carter)
- Be called Ishmael / finally get that white whale
- Have a kosher deli sandwich named after me
- Get into a physical altercation, as a contestant, on the Family Feud (either family)
- "Karate-kill" a terrorist / hijacker
and...
How you doing Ishmael?

You can have him. I call him Wonder Bread.
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#15 | 1122 days ago

LOL...he has one and it's funny and nasty all at the same time. uh uh.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#16 | 1122 days ago

 sunshine?  you still crushing christi?

long weekend of being with my kids.  Shopping, baseball, movies, church shopping, video games, softball, etc.  Wore me out in a good way.

June will be fillet o' fish month after they are finished processing the Sharks.  Habs look to stay alive tonight (5-0 so far this postseason in elimination games).  I can root for the Hawks if need be, but really don't want to see Philly anywhere near a chance of the Cup.

Braves had a good week, altho a loss to the Pirates on Sunday wasn't the best way to end it.

I'm having trust issues again, not sure why I trust people, or how I come across as somebody people want to trust.  I'm just honest.  If that's the secret, I guess I'm ok.

And for some reason this golden oldie popped in my head over the weekend:

I want to love somebody
I hear you need somebody to love
Oh I want to love somebody
I hear you're looking
for somebody to love
'Cause you need to be back
in the arms of a good friend
and I need to be back
in the arms of a girlfriend
I didn't know nobody
and then I saw you coming my way
Oh I didn't know nobody
and then I saw you coming my way
Don't you need to be back
in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey believe me
I'd sure love to call you
my girlfriend
[solo]
Don't you need to be back
in the arms of a good friend?
Oh 'cause honey believe me
I'd sure love to call you
my girlfriend
'Cause you
got a good thing going baby
You only need somebody to love
Oh you got a good thing going
You're only looking
for someone to love
'Cause you need to get back
in the arms of a good friend
And I'm never gonna set you free
No I'm never gonna set you free
Morning Sunshine....  
#17 | 1122 days ago




I bet you've never heard ole Marshall Dillion say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away
Settling down will you marry me
If I asked you twice and begged you pretty please
She'd of said Yes in a New York minute
They never tied the knot
His heart wasn't in it
He stole a kiss as he road away
He never hung his hat up at Kitty's place

I should've been a Cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girl's hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
I should've been a cowboy

I might of had a side kick with a funny name
Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James
Ending up on the brink of danger
Riding shotgun for the Texas Rangers
Go west young man, haven't you been told
California's full of whisky, women and gold
Sleeping out all night beneath the desert stars
Dream in my eye and a prayer in my heart

I should've been a Cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girl's hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
I should've been a cowboy

I should've been a Cowboy
I should'be learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girl's hearts
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
I should've been a Cowboy
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#18 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
who has done me twice at one time.
....Really?!

least one motherf*cker who learns how to sneak in.
...
Interesting!! who did that!

who's clint black?                                  i'm just playing.
yeah...well, i did break both ankles at the same time. i think i subconsciously re-broke my ankle recently just to get more from Dr. McLoveLump.

my *sshole best friend. gotta be careful with those folks. they begin to get to know you better than you know your own self.

some dork who sings christmas carols so far as i'm concerned.
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#19 | 1122 days ago

Unbelievable Stimulation?? Now that's my kind of toy.
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#20 | 1122 days ago

Crappy weekend.  Broke a tooth off and fought high Blood Pressure.  And the weather was hotter than a two bit whore in a French Bordello.

I love to watch a woman dance
She bows her head and lifts her hands
Her hips begin to circle slowly
Her eyes half closed - her face is holy

She holds the whole room in a trance
I love to watch a woman dance
Yeah, ZI love to watch a woman dance

She likes the slow songs of love lost
They take har a million miles away
Cause to dream sometimes,
that's the only way to go places you can't get to any other way

Our eyes connect,
She takes my hand
I love to watch a woman dance
yeah, I love to watch a woman dance

I feel my heart beating and I wonder
Can it ever satisfy my longing
I wanna hold on to you long as Zi can
Cause, who knows this dance may be our only dance

So we dancetogether close and slow
so slow we're almost standing still
Her warm breath against my neck, slowing breaking down my will
The room spins os, I can barely stand
The song ends and she lets go of my hand
There's so much I don't understand

I love to watch a woman dance
Yeah, I love to watch a woman dance

#21 | 1122 days ago

Okay good morning everyone! I had a crappy Friday, but totally made up for it on Saturday!

I see that Stoney is bringing the big guns! Well I will have to step it up a lil I guess. Although Stoney doesn't have any crush interferer (yes I know that is not a word,but it is in my head). So if it doesn't stop I am gonna have to post another song...

So here is a song for my Crush today....

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and then you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love

Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate, our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

D-d-do do you, but do you, d-d-do
But do you want to come on
Scooch on over closer dear
And I will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed

I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

(I won't hesitate)
Open up your mind and see like me
(No more, no more)
Open up your plans and man you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
(It cannot wait, I'm sure)

So please don't, please don't, please don't
(There's no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate
(Our time is short)
'Cause our time is short
(This is our fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate
I'm yours
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#22 | 1122 days ago

Nicely done Kat!
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#23 | 1122 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Crappy weekend.  Broke a tooth off and fought high Blood Pressure.  And the weather was hotter than a two bit whore in a French Bordello.

I love to watch a woman dance
She bows her head and lifts her hands
Her hips begin to circle slowly
Her eyes half closed - her face is holy

She holds the whole room in a trance
I love to watch a woman dance
Yeah, ZI love to watch a woman dance

She likes the slow songs of love lost
They take har a million miles away
Cause to dream sometimes,
that's the only way to go places you can't get to any other way

Our eyes connect,
She takes my hand
I love to watch a woman dance
yeah, I love to watch a woman dance

I feel my heart beating and I wonder
Can it ever satisfy my longing
I wanna hold on to you long as Zi can
Cause, who knows this dance may be our only dance

So we dancetogether close and slow
so slow we're almost standing still
Her warm breath against my neck, slowing breaking down my will
The room spins os, I can barely stand
The song ends and she lets go of my hand
There's so much I don't understand

I love to watch a woman dance
Yeah, I love to watch a woman dance

sorry about your weekend.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#24 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sorry about your weekend.
Thanks Ashlie 
#25 | 1122 days ago

Dydw i ddim yn siarad bout symud i mewn, ac nid wyf am newid eich bywyd, ond mae lleuad cynnes chwythu o gwmpas y sêr, a byddwn i'n 'n sylweddol cara i weld chi heno ...
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#26 | 1122 days ago

Michael G wrote:
Dydw i ddim yn siarad bout symud i mewn, ac nid wyf am newid eich bywyd, ond mae lleuad cynnes chwythu o gwmpas y sêr, a byddwn i'n 'n sylweddol cara i weld chi heno ...
(sigh)
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#27 | 1122 days ago

Michael G wrote:
Dydw i ddim yn siarad bout symud i mewn, ac nid wyf am newid eich bywyd, ond mae lleuad cynnes chwythu o gwmpas y sêr, a byddwn i'n 'n sylweddol cara i weld chi heno ...
oGa odgersDa!
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#28 | 1122 days ago

alrighty then,,, happy monday folks!!
#29 | 1122 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Okay good morning everyone! I had a crappy Friday, but totally made up for it on Saturday!

I see that Stoney is bringing the big guns! Well I will have to step it up a lil I guess. Although Stoney doesn't have any crush interferer (yes I know that is not a word,but it is in my head). So if it doesn't stop I am gonna have to post another song...

So here is a song for my Crush today....

Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks, now I'm trying to get back

Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and then you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love

Listen to the music of the moment people, dance and sing
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate, our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

D-d-do do you, but do you, d-d-do
But do you want to come on
Scooch on over closer dear
And I will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed

I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do, our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

(I won't hesitate)
Open up your mind and see like me
(No more, no more)
Open up your plans and man you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
(It cannot wait, I'm sure)

So please don't, please don't, please don't
(There's no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate
(Our time is short)
'Cause our time is short
(This is our fate)
This is, this is, this is our fate
I'm yours
who is your crush interferer?
mine is my own damn crush.. Janet decided she wanted to make things difficult (surprise) and request a crush of her own..
bitch
See you at the crossroads...  
#30 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
who is your crush interferer?
mine is my own damn crush.. Janet decided she wanted to make things difficult (surprise) and request a crush of her own..
bitch
Go read the 1801 poll and you will see.
Gotta be hard to crush on someone that is crushing on someone else!! Btw...awesome song!
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#31 | 1122 days ago

oh just wait
See you at the crossroads...  
#32 | 1122 days ago

she's not here til the afternoons, but maybe you should speak more today so that she will have something to work with.  And, i picked you for a reason. And....do you not understand the rules, this will be over next week.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#33 | 1122 days ago

dang to early for a drink to late for orange juice
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#34 | 1122 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Bucket list items I'd like to cross off this year:
- Latin Grammy
- Nail Wonder Woman (Linda Carter)
- Be called Ishmael / finally get that white whale
- Have a kosher deli sandwich named after me
- Get into a physical altercation, as a contestant, on the Family Feud (either family)
- "Karate-kill" a terrorist / hijacker
and...

Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? 

Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#35 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
countrygal00071 wrote:

Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? 

Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#36 | 1122 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

Whoa!



HA!

Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#37 | 1122 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
alrighty then,,, happy monday folks!!
hi alain.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#38 | 1122 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
dang to early for a drink to late for orange juice
too early to drink?  never heard of such a time.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#39 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
too early to drink?  never heard of such a time.
I think if I could I would have one right now...
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#40 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
too early to drink?  never heard of such a time.
2 pm just woke up
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#41 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by coyotedances)
My song for my next crush

Never before have I turned on you
You look too good to me
Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two
And i just can't let you be
Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said
You can bet your life
Stakes are high and so am I
It's in the air tonight

See you there with your cheshire grin
I got my eyes on you
Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do
Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band
It's a free for all

Here we go ! Look out below ! I'm on the prowl tonight
When it's said and done, I'll have my fun. I can chew anything I bite
Come on, come all, to a midnight ball. The invitation's there
Come alone and I'll drive it home. I'll help you, I do declare
It's a free for all

Never before have I turned on you
Well you look too good to me
Your beady eyes, they could cut me in two
And i just can't let you be
Well, it's a free for all, and I heard it said
You can bet your life
Stakes are high and so am I
It's in the air tonight
It's a free for all
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#42 | 1122 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? 

ummmm........Have I told you about the banana tree in my back yard??
#43 | 1122 days ago

coyotedances wrote:
dang to early for a drink to late for orange juice
Isn't there a drink that combines both?   Screwdriver? (Not sure, don't drink)
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#44 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
she's not here til the afternoons, but maybe you should speak more today so that she will have something to work with.  And, i picked you for a reason. And....do you not understand the rules, this will be over next week.
I think of your rules more like guidelines that I can pick and choose which ones to obey and which ones to ignore
See you at the crossroads...  
#45 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I think of your rules more like guidelines that I can pick and choose which ones to obey and which ones to ignore
and i like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt.


but ummm no.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#46 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I think of your rules more like guidelines that I can pick and choose which ones to obey and which ones to ignore

      

Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#47 | 1122 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Isn't there a drink that combines both?   Screwdriver? (Not sure, don't drink)
ugh I better eat something first
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#48 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
hi alain.
hello Ashlie,,
#49 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Whoa!



HA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNCr_5qqRCM

here ya go
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#50 | 1122 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
and i like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt.


but ummm no.
well that's where we differ.. I like to picture Jesus in angel wings and he's  singing lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd and I'm in the front row hammered drunk
See you at the crossroads...  
#51 | 1122 days ago
vindog (+)

WE SHALL BE FREE              BY GARTH BROOKS

When the last child cries for a crust of bread,
When the last man dies for just words that he said,
When there's shelter over the poorest head,
We shall be free,

When the last thing we notice is the color of skin,
And the first thing we look for is the beauty within,
When the skies and the oceans are clean again,
Then we shall be free,

We shall be free,
We shall be free,
So stand straight,
Walk proud,
'Cause we shall be free,

When we're free to love anyone we choose,
When this worlds big enough for all different views,
When we're all free to worship from our own kind of pew,
Then we shall be free,

We shall be free,
We shall be free,
Have a little faith,
Hold out,
'Cause we shall be free,

And when money talks for the very last time,
And nobody walks a step behind,
When there's only one race and that's mankind,
Then we shall be free,

We shall be free,
Listen to what I'm saying to you,
We shall be free,
Cause every night and day I pray it's true,
Together,
Forever,
We shall be free,

We shall be free,
We shall be free,
Stand straight,
Have a little faith,
Walk proud,
Hold out,

We shall be free,
Listen to what I'm sayin' to you,
We shall be free,
Every night and day I pray it's true,
Together,
Forever,
We shall be free,

WORDS TO LIVE BY
See you at the crossroads...  
#52 | 1122 days ago

upper 80's away from the lake. very humid.  "basically it's hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rut"
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#53 | 1122 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
upper 80's away from the lake. very humid.  "basically it's hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rut"

i'm always so pleased when you come through, matthau.

Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#54 | 1122 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

I'm sick :( the doctor tried to put me on bed rest for 3 to 4 days. I have kids..there is no such thing as bed rest.

saw just wright last night....Common is so sexy and I love his smile.

hope everyone had a great day.
#55 | 1122 days ago

Is it gross that my Q crush has a wife?  
F*ck it ... I'm gonna go ahead and swoon anyway.  
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#56 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Is it gross that my Q crush has a wife?  
F*ck it ... I'm gonna go ahead and swoon anyway.  
Threesome?
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy!...  
#57 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
who is your crush interferer?
mine is my own damn crush.. Janet decided she wanted to make things difficult (surprise) and request a crush of her own..
bitch
Umm, that's not very crush-like of you ... sh*thead.  
You've got a LOT of brown-nosing to do now.  
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#58 | 1122 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Threesome?
Not since college.  
I mean ... anything for my crush.  
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#59 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Umm, that's not very crush-like of you ... sh*thead.  
You've got a LOT of brown-nosing to do now.  
it's that endearing language and tone that just sets my heart aflutter
And threats too... *swoon* does anyone have a fan, I'm burning up
See you at the crossroads...  
#60 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it's that endearing language and tone that just sets my heart aflutter
And threats too... *swoon* does anyone have a fan, I'm burning up
That's how I get all the boys.    
That and how pretty I look and smell when I get home from work.  
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#61 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
That's how I get all the boys.    
That and how pretty I look and smell when I get home from work.  
what can I say, some guys like the smell of wet dog, urine and other unrecognizable scents
See you at the crossroads...  
#62 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
what can I say, some guys like the smell of wet dog, urine and other unrecognizable scents
Some?
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#63 | 1122 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Some?
Maybe 15 of us around the world ... It's rare, like Progeria.
See you at the crossroads...  
#64 | 1122 days ago

BigBelly
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#65 | 1122 days ago

Michael G wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNCr_5qqRCM

here ya go
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#66 | 1122 days ago

Holy sh** I'm still drunk...after 10 hours of sleeping...cool.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#67 | 1122 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Holy sh** I'm still drunk...after 10 hours of sleeping...cool.
Well then have another drink!
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#68 | 1122 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Well then have another drink!
I'm getting around to it...I woke up to 95 degrees outside and my ceiling fan stopped for some reason...just a big plus I sleep naked, or I might've died this morning.
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#69 | 1122 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

hi everyone hows it going? life in the sticks is good. it seems that the internet got fixed to find the storm got my computer as well. so do me a favor keep ashlie on her toes and i will be back as soon as i can
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#70 | 1122 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
hi everyone hows it going? life in the sticks is good. it seems that the internet got fixed to find the storm got my computer as well. so do me a favor keep ashlie on her toes and i will be back as soon as i can
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#71 | 1122 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
hi becky i miss you.   and janet and well everyone. and ashlie i am really missing saying good morning to.
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#72 | 1122 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I'm getting around to it...I woke up to 95 degrees outside and my ceiling fan stopped for some reason...just a big plus I sleep naked, or I might've died this morning.
a big plus?    well enquiring minds want to know?
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#73 | 1122 days ago

your so mean you should care about your wife!!!!!
#74 | 1122 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
hannahlmh17 wrote:
your so mean you should care about your wife!!!!!
he does care about his wife. Maybe you are to new to understand his  sense of humor.
Get your pets spayed or neutered. Please...  
#75 | 1122 days ago

Hey Glenda,  Life sucks without a computer.  Hurry back
#76 | 1122 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 My mom's best friend died this morning.  She meant the world to me.  I'm reminded of what a fragile thing life really is.  

Cooking black bean chili.  The house smells so good.  

Thank God for dvr's.  I can't concentrate on 24.  Dvr'ed LOST from last night as well.

At least i can blame my puffy eyes on allergies.
Morning Sunshine....  
#77 | 1122 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My mom's best friend died this morning.  She meant the world to me.  I'm reminded of what a fragile thing life really is.  

Cooking black bean chili.  The house smells so good.  

Thank God for dvr's.  I can't concentrate on 24.  Dvr'ed LOST from last night as well.

At least i can blame my puffy eyes on allergies.
My thoughts are with you Christi.
Beaneaters is hot right now (and every other day)...  
#78 | 1122 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 Living Years lyrics
Every generation blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door
I know that I'm a prisoner
To all my father held so dear
I know that I'm a hostage
To all his hopes and fears
I just wish I could have told him
In the living years
More crumpled bits of paper
Filled with imperfect thought
Stilted conversations
I'm afraid that's all we've got
You say you just don't see it
He says it's perfect sense
You just can't get agreement
In this present tense
We all talk a different language
Talking in defence
CHORUS
Say it loud
Say it clear
You can listen as well as you hear
It's too late when we die
To admit we don't see eye to eye
So we open up a quarrel
Between the present and the past
We only sacrifice the future
It's the bitterness that lasts
So don't yield to the fortunes
You sometimes see as fate
It may have a new perspective
On a different day
And if you don't give up
And don't give in
You may just be O.K.
CHORUS
I wasn't there that morning
When my father passed away
I didn't get to tell him
All the things I had to say
I think I caught his spirit
Later that same year
I'm sure I heard his echo
In my baby's new born tears
I just wish I could have told him
In the living years
Morning Sunshine....  
#79 | 1122 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

kteacher wrote:
My thoughts are with you Christi.
 Thanks, Becky.
Morning Sunshine....  
#80 | 1122 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My mom's best friend died this morning.  She meant the world to me.  I'm reminded of what a fragile thing life really is.  

Cooking black bean chili.  The house smells so good.  

Thank God for dvr's.  I can't concentrate on 24.  Dvr'ed LOST from last night as well.

At least i can blame my puffy eyes on allergies.
Christi, sorry to hear about your loss.  Hang in there.  Lean on your friends. 
#81 | 1122 days ago

 Sorry to hear about your loss Christi.  She's in a better place now.
#82 | 1122 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
It's Monday morning and I am flat out exhausted and sore.. 7 hockey games in 5 days will do that.. But it was for a great cause and there was a lot of good hockey, good friends, good food, and most of all good German beer (28 kegs in 3 days)

LOST finale last night while not answering many questions, and leaving some more, was fantastic

And my song for the day for my crush would have to be none other than Crush by Dave Matthews

Crazy how it feels tonight.
Crazy how you make it all alright love
Crush me with the things you do
And I do for you anything too
Sitting smoking feeling high
And in this moment it feels so right

Lovely lady
I am at your feet
God I want you so badly
And I wonder this
Could tomorrow be
So wondrous as you there sleeping
Let's go drive 'till morning comes
And watch the sunrise to fill our souls up
Drink some wine 'till we get drunk

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
And is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady
Let me drink you please
I won't spill a drop, no, I promise you
Lying under this spell you cast on me
With each moment
The more I want you
Come on you know you crush me
Baby

It's crazy I'm thinking
Just knowing that the world is round
And here I'm dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
Is this real or am I dreaming

Lovely lady
I will treat you sweetly
I adore you
I mean you crush me
And it's times like these
When my faith I feel
And I know just how I love you
Come on, go ahead and crush me
Baby

It's crazy I'm thinking
just as long as you're around
And here I'll be dancing on the ground
Am I right side up or upside down
To each other we'll be facing
By love,
By love
We'll beat back the pain we've found
You know
I mean to tell you all the things I've been thinking deep inside
My head
with each moment the more I love you
Come on go ahead and crush me
Baby

So much you have given oh
That I would give you back again and again
Oh you know that I
Mean when I hold you
But please please just let me
Always...
funny i used to buy a lot of paulaner beer
#83 | 1122 days ago

(Edited by ironranger)
ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My mom's best friend died this morning.  She meant the world to me.  I'm reminded of what a fragile thing life really is.  

Cooking black bean chili.  The house smells so good.  

Thank God for dvr's.  I can't concentrate on 24.  Dvr'ed LOST from last night as well.

At least i can blame my puffy eyes on allergies.
my first year with allergies sorry for your loss. saw that happen to my mother in law.
#84 | 1122 days ago

Good Evening  Fellow Q'ers.  
See you at the crossroads...  
#85 | 1122 days ago

Hi folks!  Today was back to work at the hospital, and I put up an invitation letting the department know they're all invited to my graduation party this weekend.  Christi, you have my sympathy, I know what it feels like, I was 10 when one of my mom's closest friends passed away from colon cancer, she was like my 2nd mother.  On a lighter note, I have a few songs stuck in my head (again).
Bring a pitcher of beer every seven minutes til somebody passes out...  
#86 | 1122 days ago

I went fishing today, I actually did it. Now I remember why I used to stand at the end of piers at the beach and drive to the mountains to walk in streams doing it. I am really relaxed right now and have an urge to hug a tree.
Then I looked at the standings and saw that the San Fran Giants are tanking PLUS Blackhawks swept the Sharks... God, I love this country.
Hope you guys are ok...
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#87 | 1122 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Threesome?
I like .

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