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Ooops..... I didn't mean it THAT way! (Edited 05/27/10 11:09AM by )
So, the other day I was at work and a co-worker (who is a girl by the way) wanted to go to the cafeteria for lunch. I decided to go because the special was a Grilled Salmon Salad that sounded pretty good. So we are standing in the line and there are 2 other women in front of us, they turned around and started talking about how good the salads looked. I mentioned because I saw it on the menu, that they were supposed to have like only 350 calories. One of the ladies says, "Like you need to worry about calories", then my co-worker says this..."Oh, he can eat anything he wants, and he doesn't even excercise. I don't know how he does it, but I want to hit some of that...." Let's just say there was silence and the looks were pretty much priceless.......

So, tell the Q about a time that you, or someone else said something meaning one thing and came out a totally different way.
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#2 | 1525 days ago

i was talking to the business manager one day about the new copier contracts we were getting, while i was doing some TLC on one of the dinosaurs we have. crossing up the phrases stretching my legs and spreading my wings, "i can't wait to spread my legs all over that new copier" came out in a form of verbal vomit. embarrassed, and very red i told him to fix the damn paper jam himself. 
  
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#1 | 1525 days ago

but I want to hit some of that...."

wait...she didnt mean that?
#2 | 1525 days ago

i was talking to the business manager one day about the new copier contracts we were getting, while i was doing some TLC on one of the dinosaurs we have. crossing up the phrases stretching my legs and spreading my wings, "i can't wait to spread my legs all over that new copier" came out in a form of verbal vomit. embarrassed, and very red i told him to fix the damn paper jam himself. 
#3 | 1525 days ago
bcchop (+)

was in business and the clerk (female) was saying she would really like to go for a ride . i said i would give hera ride.. she said really ? that would be great. it's been so long since anyone hase rode me.....then silence... her face turned red and everyone bust out laughing....
#4 | 1525 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
but I want to hit some of that...."

wait...she didnt mean that?
Didn't actually go that far to ask.....lol.
This one time....  
#5 | 1525 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

I was getting my hair done and my stylist had a new color girl.....or at least she was in the chair next to the girl who cuts my hair. I have been going to the same girl for 7 years now so it is fair to say I know most of the regular people who work there. Any how people had gathered around to watch my long hair get chopped off. it was going to be quite a transformation.  as everyone was sitting there I asked if the new color girl was going to be her partner....everyone started laughing and I turned red.

ok so this was much funnier while it happened. My hair lady is bi so when i said partner they took it as i meant her new gf.
ah never mind. i guess this was one time you would need to just be there.
#6 | 1525 days ago

There was a co-worker who ran around the office looking for me one day, when she caught me, she stated  real loudly " Ive been looking all over for you, I need your services badly". And my smart alec self  mistakenly replied " Well my dear what would you like meTO DO TO YOU instead of saying WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
This one time....  
#7 | 1525 days ago

my neighbor lady she was getting her hair done in a new style called the wet look, later that day when she came home ,i said to her that she looked good ..wet...
This one time....  
#8 | 1525 days ago

Well........at work, when I have recess duty, I have to tell everyone to hold on to their balls.

Other than that, I try to have my censor in full working order when posting in the q and when I'm with my friends------THEY (James and my friend Paul) have dirty minds.
This one time....  
#9 | 1525 days ago

A co-worker related a story about his mother being stopped by a state policeman...

As the officer approaches the car she puts her head out the window and says loudly: "DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO INVITE ME TO THE STATE POLICEMAN'S BALL TOO!"

To which this "Gem" of a reply came from his mouth: "Ma'am, State Policemen don't have Balls!"

Realizing that he had just de-masculinated (hey, it's in the dictionary in my head) himself, he hung his head, giggled in shame and said: "Get lost before I compose myself."
#10 | 1525 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
A co-worker related a story about his mother being stopped by a state policeman...

As the officer approaches the car she puts her head out the window and says loudly: "DON'T TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO INVITE ME TO THE STATE POLICEMAN'S BALL TOO!"

To which this "Gem" of a reply came from his mouth: "Ma'am, State Policemen don't have Balls!"

Realizing that he had just de-masculinated (hey, it's in the dictionary in my head) himself, he hung his head, giggled in shame and said: "Get lost before I compose myself."
ooooh...that reminds me of a time i got pulled over for tossing a cigarette out my window.

"do you know why i pulled you over, miss?"
"no officer."
"your butt was bouncing on my cruiser."
"you wish it was..."
#11 | 1525 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
ooooh...that reminds me of a time i got pulled over for tossing a cigarette out my window.

"do you know why i pulled you over, miss?"
"no officer."
"your butt was bouncing on my cruiser."
"you wish it was..."
ROFL!!!... THANKS!!! Now I have to clean the coffee off my screens!
#12 | 1525 days ago
vindog (+)

I ran into my Ex- Wife quite a few years after we got divorced. She was wearing (what I thought) was a maternity blouse and had quite obviously put on an extreme amount of weight. So of course, I asked "Are you pregnant?"  Needless to say- she WAS NOT pregnant- LOL!
This one time....  
#13 | 1525 days ago
vindog (+)

(Edited by vindog)
Umm no- not even close- your little Tea Baggers weren't even around 10 years ago... But nice try.....
This one time....  
#14 | 1525 days ago

I can't remember anything. 
I have nothing...  

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