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Is Your Sex Better? (Edited 05/28/10 09:50AM by )
So I love sports, playing guitar and singing, and especialy my hog. I've been riding since I was a young'un.Well that pretty much sums up my life and all i do. I'm hoping I'm doing this right, but anyways,back to my point.

Reasons Why My Harley Is Better Than A Man:
  • A Harley can go for more than one ride in an hour
  • Harleys last longer
  • Harleys don't get you pregnant
  •  Harley doesn't care what time of month it is
  • Harleys don't care about how many other Harleys you have ridden
  • When riding, you and your Harley both arrive at the same time
  • If your Harley is too soft you can get new shocksyour Harley has high mileage, you can just get a new one
  • You don't have to drink beer before your Harley looks appealing
  • You can be proud of your Harley regardless of the model
  • You can ride a Harley as long as you want and it won't get limp
  • You don't have to primp before riding your Harley
  • Your Harley won't complain when you use protection
  • You can't get a disease from a Harley
  • Your Harley won't care if you fake it
  • Your Harley has a built in vibrator
  • Your Harley won't shrink when it's cold
  • If your Harley can't fire up, you can just replace the battery
  • Your Harley can go for multiple rides
  • If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires
  • Your Harley will never make you sleep in the wet spot
  • You aren't expected to blow your Harleys tail pipe
  • You don't have to stroke your Harley to get it to perform

So what's so good about all  y'all's sex?
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| Closed on 07/14/10 at 05:00PM
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50%a. Man
25%b. Woman
25%c. Both

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#7 | 1519 days ago

Listen,
...my Teach bad, my Teach hood 
My Teach do stuff that yo' Teach wish she could 
My Teach bad, better than yours 
My Teach do stuff that I can't even put in words 
Her swagga don't stop, her body won't quit 
So fool pipe down; you ain't talkin' 'bout [ish]
My Teach bad: tell me if you seen her 
She always bring the racket like Venus & Serena 
All white top, all white belt and all white jeans 
Body lookin' like milk 
No time for games; she's full-grown 
My teach bad; tell your Teach to go home! 
Woman  
  
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#1 | 1519 days ago

MY NEIGHBOR LADY THINKS I AM A HARLEY SHE LIKES TO RIDE IT FAST AND HARD,ORAL PLEASURE AINT BAD EITHER
Woman  
#2 | 1519 days ago

 ...but like a woman, Harley makes you buy stuff that is only for them and you must purchase tools that can ONLY be used on them for them
#3 | 1519 days ago

but your harley cant scream out your name when before,during and after he arrives
Man  
#4 | 1519 days ago

MarkTheShark wrote:
 ...but like a woman, Harley makes you buy stuff that is only for them and you must purchase tools that can ONLY be used on them for them
Well a Harley don't make ya give 'em your paycheck. Those accesories are just part of the package
Both  
#5 | 1519 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
Thats when ya just open up her throttle and hear her scream
Both  
#6 | 1519 days ago

wait...is my sex, sex? or alcohol? cause i love me some Sex and alcohol but i'm not sure which i should be talking right now.

#7 | 1519 days ago

Listen,
...my Teach bad, my Teach hood 
My Teach do stuff that yo' Teach wish she could 
My Teach bad, better than yours 
My Teach do stuff that I can't even put in words 
Her swagga don't stop, her body won't quit 
So fool pipe down; you ain't talkin' 'bout [ish]
My Teach bad: tell me if you seen her 
She always bring the racket like Venus & Serena 
All white top, all white belt and all white jeans 
Body lookin' like milk 
No time for games; she's full-grown 
My teach bad; tell your Teach to go home! 
Woman  
#8 | 1519 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Listen,
...my Teach bad, my Teach hood 
My Teach do stuff that yo' Teach wish she could 
My Teach bad, better than yours 
My Teach do stuff that I can't even put in words 
Her swagga don't stop, her body won't quit 
So fool pipe down; you ain't talkin' 'bout [ish]
My Teach bad: tell me if you seen her 
She always bring the racket like Venus & Serena 
All white top, all white belt and all white jeans 
Body lookin' like milk 
No time for games; she's full-grown 
My teach bad; tell your Teach to go home! 
HA! Bravo nyceness! so, i'm probably the only one who knows this song and immediately sat up and started doing the dance as sang it. F**ckin Eh!
#9 | 1519 days ago

WHAT is SEX??? (Been married 22 years....i THINK I remember what it is.....)
Man  
#10 | 1519 days ago

The harley doesn't throw it's underwear on the floor or mess up your bathroom either.
Man  
#11 | 1519 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Listen,
...my Teach bad, my Teach hood 
My Teach do stuff that yo' Teach wish she could 
My Teach bad, better than yours 
My Teach do stuff that I can't even put in words 
Her swagga don't stop, her body won't quit 
So fool pipe down; you ain't talkin' 'bout [ish]
My Teach bad: tell me if you seen her 
She always bring the racket like Venus & Serena 
All white top, all white belt and all white jeans 
Body lookin' like milk 
No time for games; she's full-grown 
My teach bad; tell your Teach to go home! 
Man  
#12 | 1519 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
HA! Bravo nyceness! so, i'm probably the only one who knows this song and immediately sat up and started doing the dance as sang it. F**ckin Eh!
i have it for a RBT
#13 | 1519 days ago

My Sex is always good....speaking of sex....this is for my crush

 There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bibte
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh i'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then i tell you that i love you but you still say no!

I swear i won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bibte
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.. Sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all...
Sex is something we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's... One on one
One on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a lover

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your definition of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know i love you till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on.
Both  
#14 | 1519 days ago

I like this kind of sex...

Make Up Sex Lyrics

[Verse 1:]
Baby Wait,
Before you get the cussing and we fight
Tell me what's on your mind
What I do now
Yea I know you saw me grin but you couldn't know how sexy you is
Right Now you looking mean and you trying to be so mad
But the only thing I see is my baby is so bad
I wanna stop her before she next the word
Grab her and get to touching on her
Hold her and get the rubbing on her
In the minute I gonna put some loving on her

[Bridge:]
Cause sexy to me when she be acting up
Then she get to fussing and screaming
While she cussing at me
I'm only watching her breath and the her sweat roll down her body
So mad she reaching her peak
And we making up in the sheets
Because

[Chorus:]
Ain't nothing better then
Make Up sex
When she be buggin I let her
Then Make up sex
After the fussing and the fighting
Make up sex
Turn off the lights and take off her clothes and
Make up Sex girl
[Repeat]

[Verse 2:]
So baby stop before you finish girl
I gotta cut you off before you even say another word
Baby all the tension is only turning up meter girl
And from the look in your eyes you feel the temperature rise... I'm bout to beat it up
Baby grab me by my belt, as I pull on your hair
You show me how you really felt
No it's not bout romance
Cause now it's time for putting in work
Grab her and get to touching on her
Hold her and get the rubbing on her
In the minute I gonna put some loving on her

[Bridge:]
Cause sexy to me when she be acting up
Then she get to fussing and screaming
While she cussing at me
I'm only watching her breath and the her sweat roll down her body
So mad she reaching her peak
And we making up in the sheets
Because

[Chorus:]
Ain't nothing better then
Make Up sex
When she be buggin I let her
Then Make up sex
After the fussing and the fighting
Make up sex
Turn off the lights and take off her clothes and
Make up Sex Girl
[Repeat]

[Verse 3:]
She so sexy when she mad at me
She giving me the eye when she looking at me
And even though she mad she so ready and
But it's the best when it's make up sex baby

[Chorus:]
Ain't nothing better then
Make Up sex
When she be buggin I let her
Then Make up sex
After the fussing and the fighting
Then Make up sex
Turn off the lights and take off her clothes and
Make up Sex

Both  
#15 | 1519 days ago

Cali, you can ride my Harley any time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!             
Man  
#16 | 1518 days ago

Keeter wrote:
Cali, you can ride my Harley any time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!             
 
Both  
#17 | 1518 days ago

My Harley is much better than many of men. I'm glad you know of such few species. Been there done that and got the scars and heartache to prove it. Don't need a man to love and protect me. I have a dog and a handgun. They're good for sex, some of 'em. Without experiencing the joy of owning and riding a hog one will never know. God made man and woman to make babies. I'm happy for you that you found a man that does all those things for you.
Both  
#18 | 1518 days ago
bcchop (+)

gotta say i love my hog's but as far as sex ... well lets just  say  "the worst i ever had was wonderful"..lol
#19 | 1518 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
My Harley is much better than many of men. I'm glad you know of such few species. Been there done that and got the scars and heartache to prove it. Don't need a man to love and protect me. I have a dog and a handgun. They're good for sex, some of 'em. Without experiencing the joy of owning and riding a hog one will never know. God made man and woman to make babies. I'm happy for you that you found a man that does all those things for you.
 I was shopping for a bike and eventually bought a V-Star from Yamaha. Harleys are overhyped, over-priced and IMO ugly. If you want to work on your bike you have to buy Harley tools. If you MADE me buy an American bike, Id buy a Victory.
#20 | 1518 days ago
bcchop (+)

(Edited by bcchop)
MarkTheShark wrote:
 I was shopping for a bike and eventually bought a V-Star from Yamaha. Harleys are overhyped, over-priced and IMO ugly. If you want to work on your bike you have to buy Harley tools. If you MADE me buy an American bike, Id buy a Victory.
you are thinking in the past... i work on and build harleys/choppers and the new evo and twin cam engines are bullet proff... 50,000 miles at the least  with nothing but oil changes and tires is common and i have a 25 year old evo bagger that i still ride 10,000 miles+ a year .also want to add all brands are making good bikes so each to their own. but the yamaha V-star is just a harley  clone made just to compete with harley. and in 25 years it will be worth 20cents  a lb and my harley will be 50 years old and worth as much or more than it sold for.
#21 | 1518 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

I just let the woman judge for herself....
Man  
#22 | 1518 days ago
bcchop (+)

(Edited by bcchop)
Anthonyg7575 wrote:
I just let the woman judge for herself....
even better, ride me while on my harley...>:)   female not  male :0!!!!
#23 | 1477 days ago

I had a vulcan 750(now my neighbor owns it)...it was a great bike..put about 3000 miles a summer on her..but it didnt nor wil it ever take the place of a man......personally i like something with a brain to warm up next to at night...and if i need that vibration..ill break out the toys and  we can play with them...... ive had men that can not just go for an our but last all night....i want human touch..mmmmhmmm!
#24 | 1477 days ago
ssusiej46 (+)

My sex is great has long as it with that special guy, no hold no bar

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