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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Normally, I wouldn't repeat myself in this little box, but since people hate it, let me just say again.... Hiiiiii friiinds! Also, please note that if you live on the West Coast, you probably make me sick today. Damn villagers! I think I drove all of the way to work while sleeping. I will have an empty house again this weekend. AMEN! I love coffee, Brett Favre, Kobe, Ryan, Marky Mark, icarly, Atlanta, alcohol, my stalkers, sexy people, smart people, open people, and most things delightfully sinful.  And remember, never bite the hand that... hasnt been washed.

I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his. -Brett Butler
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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
26 Fans 
12%a. It's FRIDAY!....
4%b. Tell me something good...
12%c. "I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...
23%d. Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...
12%e. The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open....
8%f. There's gonna be troublllllllllllle......
19%g. Killa Kat, on the rocks....
12%h. Beaneaters, make it do what it do...

 &nbp;
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#26 | 1090 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
G'moanin freaks!

You can't end the week without knowing what the F happened throughout it ...

...

Clinton says, "The rich are not paying their fair share" Using Brazil as an example of what a country should look like "economically" she insists that they are a growing country "because of their Tax to GDP Ratio".  <~~~ So Fn move there Godzilla!!  Apparently she's not very educated on the LOVING nature of all that "is" Rio!!

Ahh, the "Lost and Found" ... that sanctuary of "stuff" and "things" that we all secretly enjoying scrounging through and hoping to find something of intrinsic value!  Well ........ yeh ......... airlines ain't really that big on em, apparently!  I mean, if you're going to put "anything" into a Lost and Found, you gotta find it first right?  Yeh well .... they weren't able to find a WOMAN .... sleeping in one of the seats!!!   Soooooooo ... yeh ... don't be terribly upset to find out they don't have your computer!!!

Jesse James' mistress says, "Jesse lied."  <~~~ Wow!   Really?   And this should be new news?  Really???

Pa
kastani religious attacks prove to be more fatal than India train wrecks ... by 7.  <~~~ In a closely fought competition 'religious' persecution won it in overtime by a score of 80-73 ............... and that's WITHOUT "a" Kobe!!!  So in case you were sitting around wondering which breaks bones more effectively, sticks and stones, or 1,000lbs of steel .......... it's sticks and stones!!!   ---For now---

Obama is going to visit the Gulf!!!!  <~~~ Fish swim away faster fearing tax-leaks more than oil!

I haven't the foggiest idea what the story is behind this one, and I have no intention of EVER attempting to do so ... voluntarily:  Doctors change their stance on genital cutting!!

And the single headline you've all been wondering about .... don't lie .... you know you have been

FEAR OF TERROR ATTACKS IN THE US RISE!!!!!!!  <~~~ 1 out of 20 Americans think terrorism is the biggest problem, HOWEVER ... 53% of Americans believe that a terror attack will happen within the next few weeks!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind the obvious fact that apparently 450-470 of the ones that were polled can't Fn think straight, considering they believe a terror attack is eminent, yet still conclude that "Terror" is NOT the biggest problem!  I mean ... yeh ... ok ... there are many other more important things to worry about, HOWEVER, if I felt that a terror attack was eminent, that would tell me that priority 1 is preventing the attack!  Tax and all that s*** can wait until AFTER I verify that it's not my muffinFn CK's that are gonna go up in smoke ... ya dig???

Which leads me into informing you as to "How you know" this what "America" thinks??  Because a survey of 1,000 people, conducted by CNN, over the phone says so!!!  

Gutmacher and Gallop can stick it where the sun don't shine!!!


Sooooooooooooooooo ... yeh ... have a HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, and for the love of all that is Fn holy ... DO NOT go outside!!! 

That is all ... from Brackenridge!
 
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
  
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#1 | 1090 days ago

Props for the LL Cool J reference.....
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#2 | 1090 days ago

Today's my last day working at the bank!!  I don't know how often I'll be on here during the day starting next week, but I will still keep up with the site (but probably at different times than before).  I can't wait to start this new job.

GO FLYERS!  Win that Cup!
It's FRIDAY!....  
#3 | 1090 days ago

 You're the type of guy who gets suspicious, I'm the type of guy that says pudding is delicious.

Good Morning America, it's Friday!!!!

Days and nights are getting better in terms of no one pissing me off.

Braves won, Royals won.  It's good.

Stanley Cup starts this weekend  Go Hawks, and NCAA Lacrosse Final Four.  Let's Go Duke!!

in terms of songs:  

Gunter glieben glauchen globen 
All right 
I got something to say 
Yeah, it's better to burn out 
Yeah, than fade away 
All right 
Ow Gonna start a fire 
C'mon! 
Rise up! gather round 
Rock this place to the ground 
Burn it up let's go for broke 
Watch the night go up in smoke 

Rock on! Rock on! 

Drive me crazier, no serenade 
No fire brigade, just Pyromania 

What do you want? What do you want? 
I want rock'n'roll, yes I do 
Long live rock'n'roll 

Oh let's go, let's strike a light 
We're gonna blow like dynamite 
I don't care if it takes all night 
Gonna set this town alight 

What do you want? What do you want? 
I want rock'n'roll, Allright! 
Long live rock'n'roll 

Rock of ages, rock of ages 
Still rollin', keep a-rollin' 
Rock of ages, rock of ages 
Still rollin', rock'n'rollin' 

We got the power, got the glory 
Just say you need it and if you need it 
Say yeah! 

Heh heh heh heh 
Now listen to me 
I'm Burnin', Burnin', I got the fever 
I know for sure, there ain't no cure 
So feel it, don't fight it, go with the flow 
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme one more for the road 

What do you want? What do you want? 
I want rock'n'roll, You betcha 
Long live rock'n'roll 

[Repeat Chorus]

We're gonna burn this damn place down 
Down to the ground 

Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh 
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#4 | 1090 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head.
#5 | 1090 days ago

"the lakers win it on a kobe bryant air ball!" who heard it last night? that makes less sense than ice cube trays in hell.

nonetheless it was a great game - all 51.3 seconds i saw of it
#6 | 1090 days ago

"I was born in Alabama. I was raised in Georgia. I'm so Southern I'm related to myself. I have a 12-year-old daughter. She takes after my daddy. She ought to. She's his. -Brett Butler"

I have a link similar to this in my family tree a handful of generations back, so I am related to myself in some weird "twice removed" kind of way.   Of course that probably explains what happened to me.
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open....  
#7 | 1090 days ago

qtowndogg wrote:
Today's my last day working at the bank!!  I don't know how often I'll be on here during the day starting next week, but I will still keep up with the site (but probably at different times than before).  I can't wait to start this new job.

GO FLYERS!  Win that Cup!
good luck!
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#8 | 1090 days ago

I'm going to bed...goodnight all!!!!
"I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...  
#9 | 1090 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
"the lakers win it on a kobe bryant air ball!" who heard it last night? that makes less sense than ice cube trays in hell.

nonetheless it was a great game - all 51.3 seconds i saw of it
  it was an awesome game....now if the Celtics can pull it together....
Tell me something good...  
#10 | 1090 days ago

 It's Friday, nice hot sunny day....lake here we come.....be safe q'rs, i expext to hear and read everything Monday.....so have some interesting stuff happening.....
Tell me something good...  
#11 | 1090 days ago

Morning Sweet Cheeks and Cutie Bums!

So this morning, it took me like 10 minutes to realize that it was not Saturday, but Friday. I hate when that happens.

I did have a dream of some sorts last night, but I only remember a couple of things about it--------something about El Presidente, Spanish, and ice cream. Weird.

Lakers won! Artest is one weird looking dude. I love Jack.

SYTYCD was interesting last night. I dug the thick girl (too bad she didn't make the cut) and the dudes were very "sparkly."

Oh.......so yesterday, I was reading some letters my students wrote. I had them write letters of thanks to those who have given their lives for our country. Well........they did and WOW! A couple of them were really sweet. I may have teared up for couple of them. It's times like these, I love most about being a teacher. Today we will make poppies. The goal is to give one to a veteran or active service member each kid knows. 

I hope you all have sunshined filled days with lots of good stuff that makes you smile and slip out a giggle.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#12 | 1090 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
 Good morning Q'ers and Q Villagers! It's Finally Friday....I am so happy its a long weekend!!

Lakers barely win....but hey a win is a win! And nothing goes better with a Laker game than Killa Kat's on the rocks! I highly recommend them!!

Crush week is winding down...I have a song today especially for my crush...I You Rogs!! This one is for you, cuz I know you like it Dirrty...

Ah, dirrty (dirrty)
Filthy (filthy)
Nasty (Christina), you nasty (yeah)
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party (woo!)

Ladies (move)
Gentlemen (move)
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (and I'm throwin' elbows) [7x]

Oh, I'm overdue
Give me some room
I'm comin through
Paid my dues
In the mood
Me and the girls gonna shake the room

DJ's spinning (show your hands)
Let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are pumping (oh)
Still jumping, six in the morning
Table dancing, glasses are mashing (oh)
No question, time for some action

Temperature's up (can you feel it)
About to erupt
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Wanna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ah, heat is up
So ladies, fellas
Drop your cups
Body's hot
Front to back
Now move your ass
I like that

Tight hip huggers (low for sure)
Shake a little somethin' (on the floor)
I need that, uh, to get me off
Sweat until my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion (ooh oh)
We're still going, eight in the morning
There's no stopping, we keep it popping (oh)
Hot rocking, everyone's talking

Give all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty (oh, oh)
It's about time for my arrival

Here it comes, it's the one
You've been waiting on
Get up, get it up
Yup, that's what's up
Giving just what you want
To the maximum
Uh oh, here we go (here we go)

You can tell when the music
Starts to drop
That's when we take it
To the parking lot
And I bet you somebody's
Gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's (here we go)

Ohh ooh ohh, yeah yeah...

[Redman:]
Yo, hot damn, Doc a jam like a summer show
I keep my car looking like a crash dummy drove
My gear look like the bank got my money froze
For dead presidents I pimp like Huddy roll
Doc the one that excite ya divas (ow!)
If the media shine
I'm shining with both of the sleeves up
Yo Christina, better hop in here
My block live and in color, like Rodman hair (yeah)
The club is packed, the bar is filled
I'm waiting for sister to act, like Lauryn Hill
Frankly, it's a rap, no bargain deals
I drive a four wheel ride with foreign wheels
Throw it up
Baby it's brick city, you heard of that
We blessed, and hung low, like Bernie Mac
Dogs, let 'em out, women, let 'em in
It's like I'm ODB, the way I'm freaking

Wanna get rowdy (rowdy, yeah)
Gonna get a little unruly (ruly)
Get it fired up in a hurry (hurry)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party (party)
Sweat dripping over my body (body)
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
(Ooh oh)
Get it fired up in a hurry
(Ooh oh)
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Ooh sweat dripping over my body
Dancing getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat dripping over my body
Dance and getting just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival



Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#13 | 1090 days ago

So what's up with guys making a big deal about squirting? I hear it on the radio talking about it. I get a message asking me if I'm a squirter. They get all turned by that? Oh speaking about getting all..

Well this week is over so I guess I have to try to end my crush. It was fun and got me all, yeah. So here's to you my sexy chocolate chip crush>

Ooh na na na na I'm so horny and I want u to f*** me
I'm tired of masterbatin got my body shakin no orgasim fakin w/ me
Ooh na na na na I'm so horny and I want you to f*** me
I hope ur ready for love cuz I got moer than enuff
Come bust a beautiful nut upon me

Now I'm just sittin in my langere' sippin on sum alazai tryin to formulate all
The ways I can make u say ''ooh baby, right there, don't stop,
Put it in ya mouth twirl it round till ya make it pop"
Now I'm gonna make u sweat when u go down in between my legs
U gon' be fantasizing bout these lovely thighs it's gon' be hypnotizing
Wont u come on and see

Ooh na na na na I'm so horny
So come n touch me baby
I know that u want me
So come and bust one on me
Ooh na na na na I'm so horny
And I want u baby
Ooh na na na na
I see it's nice and hard for me
Ooh na na na na
So come and skeet it on me
 

Yeah, I wanna touch you.
Yeah, I wanna grab you.
Yeah, I wanna hold you tight.
You can run but you can't hide.
I just wanna get you tonight.
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#14 | 1090 days ago

sexy chocolate chip...LOL.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#15 | 1090 days ago

...got nothin'.....
#16 | 1090 days ago

bring me back a shot glass.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#17 | 1090 days ago

 Back in town. Rehearsal dinner tonight. I was relatively sober until Jason Richardson hit that shot to tie the game. The night ended with me puking everything back up. Queensbridge!
#18 | 1090 days ago

TVOs wrote:
...got nothin'.....
Next time?
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#19 | 1090 days ago

Happy Friday, Congrats to the Lakers and their fan(s).

Listening to the Judds today,  Nice change of pace while I am cooking.
Usually I listen to Matisyahu or Sublime or BOB.

Have a great weekend.  BE SAFE!!
Beaneaters, make it do what it do...  
#20 | 1090 days ago

Oh, I forgot to mention. Next week is The Beaver Tuesday Nite Drag in Bowling Green KY. We might ride up there next week,
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#21 | 1090 days ago

qtowndogg wrote:
Today's my last day working at the bank!!  I don't know how often I'll be on here during the day starting next week, but I will still keep up with the site (but probably at different times than before).  I can't wait to start this new job.

GO FLYERS!  Win that Cup!
Good Luck on the new job.

I'm hoping the Flyers get swept.
GO HAWKS!
#22 | 1090 days ago

umm...NO
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#23 | 1090 days ago

7-day Forecast Oh rain is a good thing, rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my man, feel a little frisky      Rain is good
Beaneaters, make it do what it do...  
#24 | 1090 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Next time?
ya never know...
#25 | 1090 days ago

Good tune! Luke is cute too
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#26 | 1090 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
G'moanin freaks!

You can't end the week without knowing what the F happened throughout it ...

...

Clinton says, "The rich are not paying their fair share" Using Brazil as an example of what a country should look like "economically" she insists that they are a growing country "because of their Tax to GDP Ratio".  <~~~ So Fn move there Godzilla!!  Apparently she's not very educated on the LOVING nature of all that "is" Rio!!

Ahh, the "Lost and Found" ... that sanctuary of "stuff" and "things" that we all secretly enjoying scrounging through and hoping to find something of intrinsic value!  Well ........ yeh ......... airlines ain't really that big on em, apparently!  I mean, if you're going to put "anything" into a Lost and Found, you gotta find it first right?  Yeh well .... they weren't able to find a WOMAN .... sleeping in one of the seats!!!   Soooooooo ... yeh ... don't be terribly upset to find out they don't have your computer!!!

Jesse James' mistress says, "Jesse lied."  <~~~ Wow!   Really?   And this should be new news?  Really???

Pa
kastani religious attacks prove to be more fatal than India train wrecks ... by 7.  <~~~ In a closely fought competition 'religious' persecution won it in overtime by a score of 80-73 ............... and that's WITHOUT "a" Kobe!!!  So in case you were sitting around wondering which breaks bones more effectively, sticks and stones, or 1,000lbs of steel .......... it's sticks and stones!!!   ---For now---

Obama is going to visit the Gulf!!!!  <~~~ Fish swim away faster fearing tax-leaks more than oil!

I haven't the foggiest idea what the story is behind this one, and I have no intention of EVER attempting to do so ... voluntarily:  Doctors change their stance on genital cutting!!

And the single headline you've all been wondering about .... don't lie .... you know you have been

FEAR OF TERROR ATTACKS IN THE US RISE!!!!!!!  <~~~ 1 out of 20 Americans think terrorism is the biggest problem, HOWEVER ... 53% of Americans believe that a terror attack will happen within the next few weeks!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind the obvious fact that apparently 450-470 of the ones that were polled can't Fn think straight, considering they believe a terror attack is eminent, yet still conclude that "Terror" is NOT the biggest problem!  I mean ... yeh ... ok ... there are many other more important things to worry about, HOWEVER, if I felt that a terror attack was eminent, that would tell me that priority 1 is preventing the attack!  Tax and all that s*** can wait until AFTER I verify that it's not my muffinFn CK's that are gonna go up in smoke ... ya dig???

Which leads me into informing you as to "How you know" this what "America" thinks??  Because a survey of 1,000 people, conducted by CNN, over the phone says so!!!  

Gutmacher and Gallop can stick it where the sun don't shine!!!


Sooooooooooooooooo ... yeh ... have a HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, and for the love of all that is Fn holy ... DO NOT go outside!!! 

That is all ... from Brackenridge!
 
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#27 | 1090 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
G'moanin freaks!

You can't end the week without knowing what the F happened throughout it ...

...

Clinton says, "The rich are not paying their fair share" Using Brazil as an example of what a country should look like "economically" she insists that they are a growing country "because of their Tax to GDP Ratio".  <~~~ So Fn move there Godzilla!!  Apparently she's not very educated on the LOVING nature of all that "is" Rio!!

Ahh, the "Lost and Found" ... that sanctuary of "stuff" and "things" that we all secretly enjoying scrounging through and hoping to find something of intrinsic value!  Well ........ yeh ......... airlines ain't really that big on em, apparently!  I mean, if you're going to put "anything" into a Lost and Found, you gotta find it first right?  Yeh well .... they weren't able to find a WOMAN .... sleeping in one of the seats!!!   Soooooooo ... yeh ... don't be terribly upset to find out they don't have your computer!!!

Jesse James' mistress says, "Jesse lied."  <~~~ Wow!   Really?   And this should be new news?  Really???

Pa
kastani religious attacks prove to be more fatal than India train wrecks ... by 7.  <~~~ In a closely fought competition 'religious' persecution won it in overtime by a score of 80-73 ............... and that's WITHOUT "a" Kobe!!!  So in case you were sitting around wondering which breaks bones more effectively, sticks and stones, or 1,000lbs of steel .......... it's sticks and stones!!!   ---For now---

Obama is going to visit the Gulf!!!!  <~~~ Fish swim away faster fearing tax-leaks more than oil!

I haven't the foggiest idea what the story is behind this one, and I have no intention of EVER attempting to do so ... voluntarily:  Doctors change their stance on genital cutting!!

And the single headline you've all been wondering about .... don't lie .... you know you have been

FEAR OF TERROR ATTACKS IN THE US RISE!!!!!!!  <~~~ 1 out of 20 Americans think terrorism is the biggest problem, HOWEVER ... 53% of Americans believe that a terror attack will happen within the next few weeks!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind the obvious fact that apparently 450-470 of the ones that were polled can't Fn think straight, considering they believe a terror attack is eminent, yet still conclude that "Terror" is NOT the biggest problem!  I mean ... yeh ... ok ... there are many other more important things to worry about, HOWEVER, if I felt that a terror attack was eminent, that would tell me that priority 1 is preventing the attack!  Tax and all that s*** can wait until AFTER I verify that it's not my muffinFn CK's that are gonna go up in smoke ... ya dig???

Which leads me into informing you as to "How you know" this what "America" thinks??  Because a survey of 1,000 people, conducted by CNN, over the phone says so!!!  

Gutmacher and Gallop can stick it where the sun don't shine!!!


Sooooooooooooooooo ... yeh ... have a HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, and for the love of all that is Fn holy ... DO NOT go outside!!! 

That is all ... from Brackenridge!
 


Uhh...if teach had told me they were making poppies, I'd sent you one. Enjoy Memorial Day Wiggles.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#28 | 1090 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:


Uhh...if teach had told me they were making poppies, I'd sent you one. Enjoy Memorial Day Wiggles.
You too babygurl!!  *Smooches*

***And I'm only restipulatin (you can borrow that word) that if'n you's gonna be followin me around and stuff, that I gonna be grabbin some booty and boobie!  Das jus how I roll ... lol
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#29 | 1090 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:


Uhh...if teach had told me they were making poppies, I'd sent you one. Enjoy Memorial Day Wiggles.
I have extra Popsicle sticks and red crepe paper.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#30 | 1090 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
You too babygurl!!  *Smooches*

***And I'm only restipulatin (you can borrow that word) that if'n you's gonna be followin me around and stuff, that I gonna be grabbin some booty and boobie!  Das jus how I roll ... lol
So basically if i become one of your stalkers, I can look forward to sexual harassment. I liiike that!
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#31 | 1090 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
7-day Forecast Oh rain is a good thing, rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my man, feel a little frisky      Rain is good
and whiskey makes me punch strangers in the face
#32 | 1090 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So basically if i become one of your stalkers, I can look forward to sexual harassment. I liiike that!
I don't know about that .... seeeeeee .... I've always called it "Sensual Her-assment"  .... that way I get two points across:  1.  Enjoy it da**it!!  2.  It ain't no geeeeee!!!

Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#33 | 1090 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
and whiskey makes me punch strangers in the face
I know I'm strange, but you know me, don't you?
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open....  
#34 | 1090 days ago

Happy Friday bitches!!!
RIP Gary Coleman 
Rockies are on a roll with the Dodgers coming to town.. I hate the fu*kin Dodgers
And as crush week comes to a close, it seems like a Brian McKnight kind of time......

It's undeniable... that we should be together...
It's unbelievable how I used to say that I'd fall never
The basis is need to know, if you don't know just how I feel,
Then let me show you now that I'm for real...
If all things in time, time will reveal...
Yeah...

One... you're like a dream come true...
Two... just wanna be with you...
Three... girl it's plain to see... that your the only one for me...
Four... repeat steps one through three...
Five... make you fall in love with me...
If ever I believe my work is done... then I start Back at One (yeah)

So Incredible... the way things work themselves out...
And all emotional, once you know what it's all about babe...
And undesirable... for us to be apart...
Never would of made it very far...
Cause you know that you've got the keys to my heart
Cause...

One... you're like a dream come true
Two... just wanna be with you
Three... girl it's plain to see... that your the only one for me
Four.. .repeat steps one through three
Five... make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done... then I start Back at One......

Say farewell to the dark of night... I see the coming of the sun...
I feel like a little child... whose life has just begun...
You came and breathed new life
Into this lonely heart of mine...
You threw out the life line... just in the Nick of Time.....

One... you're like a dream come true
Two... just wanna be with you
Three... girl it's plain to see... that your the only one for me... girl and...
Four... repeat steps one through three
Five... make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done... then I start Back at One.
"I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...  
#35 | 1090 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Friday bitches!!!
RIP Gary Coleman 
Rockies are on a roll with the Dodgers coming to town.. I hate the fu*kin Dodgers
And as crush week comes to a close, it seems like a Brian McKnight kind of time......

It's undeniable... that we should be together...
It's unbelievable how I used to say that I'd fall never
The basis is need to know, if you don't know just how I feel,
Then let me show you now that I'm for real...
If all things in time, time will reveal...
Yeah...

One... you're like a dream come true...
Two... just wanna be with you...
Three... girl it's plain to see... that your the only one for me...
Four... repeat steps one through three...
Five... make you fall in love with me...
If ever I believe my work is done... then I start Back at One (yeah)

So Incredible... the way things work themselves out...
And all emotional, once you know what it's all about babe...
And undesirable... for us to be apart...
Never would of made it very far...
Cause you know that you've got the keys to my heart
Cause...

One... you're like a dream come true
Two... just wanna be with you
Three... girl it's plain to see... that your the only one for me
Four.. .repeat steps one through three
Five... make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done... then I start Back at One......

Say farewell to the dark of night... I see the coming of the sun...
I feel like a little child... whose life has just begun...
You came and breathed new life
Into this lonely heart of mine...
You threw out the life line... just in the Nick of Time.....

One... you're like a dream come true
Two... just wanna be with you
Three... girl it's plain to see... that your the only one for me... girl and...
Four... repeat steps one through three
Five... make you fall in love with me
If ever I believe my work is done... then I start Back at One.
So...the fact that i called a brian mcknight song from you for your crush before this was over, just made me swoon a little when i saw it, or it could've just been you, who knows?
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#36 | 1090 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
So...the fact that i called a brian mcknight song from you for your crush before this was over, just made me swoon a little when i saw it, or it could've just been you, who knows?
you called it huh? any witnesses to that? and I had to break out something good on a Friday
"I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...  
#37 | 1090 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you called it huh? any witnesses to that? and I had to break out something good on a Friday
nope. it was in my mind.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#38 | 1090 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
nope. it was in my mind.
still a good call though
"I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...  
#39 | 1090 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
still a good call though



Go DODGERS!!!!!!!!!
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#40 | 1090 days ago

kteacher wrote:



Go DODGERS!!!!!!!!!


Oh, you'll enjoy this.. I had two people come up to me last night and say I look just like Ian Laperriere.. with a straighter nose of course
"I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...  
#41 | 1090 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:


Oh, you'll enjoy this.. I had two people come up to me last night and say I look just like Ian Laperriere.. with a straighter nose of course
Ha....I will call you Lappy now. Thanks.


Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#42 | 1090 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Is that a miniskirt?
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open....  
#43 | 1090 days ago

Not sure.

I think I had a similar styled skirt a while back, but it was a tad longer. LOL
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#44 | 1090 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)
WELL HERE IS NIGTH, BAH, AFTERNOON, GOOD FRIDAY TO YOU, I ONLY WANT TO SAY THIS
DO YOU NOW THIS NOTICE
MARADONA IN PRETORIA
WNAT FOR FOR HIS AS....
A EBE-BIDET YAAAAAAA

WHAT IS A EBE BIDET
IS A VERY COOL WC
THAT WHEN YOU FINISH
PUT WARM AIR IN YOUR AS...
WHAT MEANS ALL THIS?
MARADONA HAVE A GOLD AS....
Beaneaters, make it do what it do...  
#45 | 1090 days ago

noti4 wrote:
WELL HERE IS NIGTH, BAH, AFTERNOON, GOOD FRIDAY TO YOU, I ONLY WANT TO SAY THIS
DO YOU NOW THIS NOTICE
MARADONA IN PRETORIA
WNAT FOR FOR HIS AS....
A EBE-BIDET YAAAAAAA

WHAT IS A EBE BIDET
IS A VERY COOL WC
THAT WHEN YOU FINISH
PUT WARM AIR IN YOUR AS...
WHAT MEANS ALL THIS?
MARADONA HAVE A GOLD AS....
a bidet that shoots warm air up your butt? hmmm
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#46 | 1090 days ago

Morning/Afternoon folks.

Lakers game was exciting last night, but f*** Ron Artest - for many reasons. Another time the opposing team forgets to box out when they finally have Kobe going for an impossible shot that even he can't get a whiff of the rim.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#47 | 1090 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Morning/Afternoon folks.

Lakers game was exciting last night, but f*** Ron Artest - for many reasons. Another time the opposing team forgets to box out when they finally have Kobe going for an impossible shot that even he can't get a whiff of the rim.
 Say Queensbridge.
#48 | 1090 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 Say Queensbridge.
I saw those Facebook pics already (so f***ing gay), what were you writing on anyways?
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#49 | 1090 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I saw those Facebook pics already (so f***ing gay), what were you writing on anyways?
 Beer pong table. In my defense, I was sh**faced. Also, a random golf course flag may or may not have something written on it. I was a tad bit excited.
#50 | 1090 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 Beer pong table. In my defense, I was sh**faced. Also, a random golf course flag may or may not have something written on it. I was a tad bit excited.
When your defense is "sh**faced", you have no defense.

And you're a douche for that. My uncle works at a golf course that always had to deal with sh**faced idiots...although they did much worse than just write on a flag...they used the flag to write on the greens. 
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#51 | 1090 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
When your defense is "sh**faced", you have no defense.

And you're a douche for that. My uncle works at a golf course that always had to deal with sh**faced idiots...although they did much worse than just write on a flag...they used the flag to write on the greens. 
 You still have to say "Queensbridge." Just saying.
#52 | 1090 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 You still have to say "Queensbridge." Just saying.
Can I say Jestersbridge instead?
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open....  
#53 | 1090 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 You still have to say "Queensbridge." Just saying.
Yea, and today we spell redemption, R-O-N.

/Really hope Boston/Orlando is a good game so this doesn't happen anymore.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#54 | 1090 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Ha....I will call you Lappy now. Thanks.


"I shagged her rotten baby,yeah!"...  
#55 | 1090 days ago

I have to take the written and driving tests to get my license in GA, because they consider my Canadian DL "international" and not just out of state. It's the exact same rules, we drive the exact same cars @$$holes!!!!!!!!!!

But you know what? It's all good be cause I'm lovestoned, Teach got me Lovedstoned (stoned-stoned-stoned). I think that she knows (ohhs, ohhhhs)  [interlude, hit it JT] So now I walk around without a care, cuz I think that she knows...
Beaneaters, make it do what it do...  
#56 | 1090 days ago

Now that I think about it, Ash...I was nobody's crush...

  
Think I will go drown my sorrow in some Crown Royal...Purple Monster, here I come

Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#57 | 1090 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:

Now that I think about it, Ash...I was nobody's crush...

  
Think I will go drown my sorrow in some Crown Royal...Purple Monster, here I come

Dee's sorrows made me laugh...
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#58 | 1090 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Dee's sorrows made me laugh...
Another Site, and this comment would be SOOOOOOOO lit up!

May you eat a fly in your next PB&J sammich, J!!
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#59 | 1090 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
TWINS!!!!!

(I had to take a sec to imagine you with a caved in nose. )
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#60 | 1090 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I have to take the written and driving tests to get my license in GA, because they consider my Canadian DL "international" and not just out of state. It's the exact same rules, we drive the exact same cars @$$holes!!!!!!!!!!

But you know what? It's all good be cause I'm lovestoned, Teach got me Lovedstoned (stoned-stoned-stoned). I think that she knows (ohhs, ohhhhs)  [interlude, hit it JT] So now I walk around without a care, cuz I think that she knows...
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#61 | 1090 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Another Site, and this comment would be SOOOOOOOO lit up!

May you eat a fly in your next PB&J sammich, J!!


And I don't eat PB&J anymore, PB & Banana all the way.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#62 | 1090 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I have to take the written and driving tests to get my license in GA, because they consider my Canadian DL "international" and not just out of state. It's the exact same rules, we drive the exact same cars @$$holes!!!!!!!!!!

But you know what? It's all good be cause I'm lovestoned, Teach got me Lovedstoned (stoned-stoned-stoned). I think that she knows (ohhs, ohhhhs)  [interlude, hit it JT] So now I walk around without a care, cuz I think that she knows...
Is it still crush week????

You can drive; I will ride!!!!
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#63 | 1089 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
I saw those Facebook pics already (so f***ing gay), what were you writing on anyways?
THIS is "so f***ing gay".
This message brought to you by me.  Now shut it.  
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#64 | 1089 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
THIS is "so f***ing gay".
This message brought to you by me.  Now shut it.  
Knew that was coming when I first typed it...you were like 13 hours late though.
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  
#65 | 1089 days ago

qtowndogg wrote:
Today's my last day working at the bank!!  I don't know how often I'll be on here during the day starting next week, but I will still keep up with the site (but probably at different times than before).  I can't wait to start this new job.

GO FLYERS!  Win that Cup!
best of luck!!!
#66 | 1088 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Knew that was coming when I first typed it...you were like 13 hours late though.
Umm, a hot pic of two dudes making out is NEVER too late.
Doin it, and doin it, and doin it well...  
#67 | 1088 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Umm, a hot pic of two dudes making out is NEVER too late.
rolling eyes

(courtesy of...you )
Killa Kat, on the rocks....  

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