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| Closed on 06/14/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
7%a. Good Morning!
14%b. Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...
4%c. Now it's dark...
11%d. The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...
7%e. Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere...
11%f. You took your coat off and stood in the rain...
21%g. Shots all month....
25%h. Cool Beans....

 &nbp;
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#28 | 1113 days ago

I'm just wondering if we could possibly go one day without a poll about politics, illegal aliens, etc? I would love a day where its just fun, useless polls! Idk call me crazy...
Shots all month....  
  
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#1 | 1113 days ago

 I'll start with Patron straight.

Hi me?  Am I being crushed on all of a sudden?  I need warnings.

Blackhawks are up 2-0.  2 different games, but both very good.  Philly takes game 3, not that I'm rooting for it.

Braves are in first in the NL East.  Of course it's just a half game, and they are still playing Philly (damn I hate typing that city) but they are playing well, like they were supposed to be.

Had a great weekend with the Kids and some R&R for myself.  No women pissed me off so the female race gets plus 1 today.

Happy June Everyone.
Shots all month....  
#2 | 1113 days ago

 walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish some one up there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone
Shots all month....  
#3 | 1113 days ago

Blackhawks are up 2-0.  2 different games, but both very good.  Philly takes game 3, not that I'm rooting for it.

Hmm...I actually see the the Hawks top line of Toews, Kaner, and Big Buff finally showing up in this series.  It's gotta happen at some point, right?
#4 | 1113 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

There's something wrong with the world today
I don't know what it is
Something's wrong with our eyes

We're seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain't His
It sure ain't no surprise
(YA!)

(Chorus)
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge
We're livin' on the edge

There's someting wrong with the world today
The lightbulb's gettin' dimmed
There's meltdown in the sky

If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister, you're a better man than I

(Chorus)
We're Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself from fallin'
Livin' on the edge
You can't help yourself at aaaaaaaall!
Livin' on the edge
You can't stop yourself from faaaaaaaallin'
Livin' on the edge


Tell me what you think about our sit-u-a-tion
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it wasn't would you still come crawling
Back again - I bet you would my friend
Again & Again & Again & Again & Again

Tell me what you think about our situation
Complication - aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin'
Even if it was would you still come crawling
Back again - I bet you would my friend
Again & Again & Again & Again

Something right with the world today
And everybody knows it's wrong
But we can tell 'em no
Or we could let it go
But I would rather be a hanging on

(Chorus)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/aerosmith/#share
 
#5 | 1113 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
Blackhawks are up 2-0.  2 different games, but both very good.  Philly takes game 3, not that I'm rooting for it.

Hmm...I actually see the the Hawks top line of Toews, Kaner, and Big Buff finally showing up in this series.  It's gotta happen at some point, right?
 Same could be said for Richards, Carter, and Gagne, possibly Pronger.
Shots all month....  
#6 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Buenos Dias Amigos y Amigas!! 

Its a short work week...very exciting. Looking forward to 30 days of shots..I am considering Bubblegum vodka 

I think this is my last day to  my crush...so here is a song for you....

Ain't No Other Man lyrics

(Do your thang honey)

I could feel it from the start,
Couldn't stand to be apart.
Something about you caught my eye,
Something moved me deep inside!
Don't know what you did boy but
You had it and I've been hooked ever since.
I told my mother, my brother, my sister and my friends
I told the others, my lovers, both past and present tense.
Everytime I see you everything starts making sense.

(Do your thang honey)

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style with your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man its true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

(Do your thang honey)

Never thought I'd be all right. No, no, no!
Till you came and changed my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What was cloudy now is clear! Yeah, yeah!
You're the light that I needed.
You got what I want boy, and I want it!
So keep on givin' it up!

Tell your mother, your brother, your sister, and your friends.
And the others, your lovers, better not be present tense.
Cause I want everyone to know that you are mine and no one else's!

Oooooooo, oh!

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

Break it down now!

Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other! (other)
Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no other LOVER!
Ain't no other, I, I, I need no other!
Ain't no other man but you!

Ohhhh!

You are there when I'm a mess
Talk me down from every ledge
Give me strength, boy you're the best
You're the only one who's ever passed every test

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
(You're the kinda guy, a girl finds oooo yeahh)
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.

And now I'm tellin' you, so ain't no other man but you.

Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad ass - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.


Shots all month....  
#7 | 1113 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Same could be said for Richards, Carter, and Gagne, possibly Pronger.
Touche, although I'd say Gagne played pretty well last night, especially in the 3rd period.  Gonna be interesting to see what happens in Philly.  It's a tough venue, but the Hawks have definitely played much better on the road this postseason.
#8 | 1113 days ago

"The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence..."

Thank Goodness I'm still in my 1st childhood.  I have a long life ahead of me.
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#9 | 1113 days ago

Happy Monday feeling Tuesday Q nation..
In the world of sports, the Rockies started off their road trip with a bang yesterday with Ubaaaaaaaaaaldoooooooo throwing a complete game shutout raising his record to 10-1 with a 0.78 ERA... But I'm sure bayareadouchebag and his "infinite wealth of knowledge" would still make the argument Tim Lincecum is a better pitcher this year.
Congrats to the Hawks for going up 2-0
Cheers to the 3-year old Colorado Golf Club for hosting a successful Senior PGA Championships

And how about a little song to make you feel good on this return to work day.....

Guess this means you're sorry
You're standing at my door
Guess this means you take back
All you said before
Like how much you wanted
Anyone but me
Said you'd never come back
But here you are again

Because we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
Yeah you got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you

Maybe I was stupid for telling you goodbye
Maybe I was wrong for trying to pick a fight
I know that I've got issues
But you're pretty messed up too
Either way I found out
I'm nothing without you

Because we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
Yeah you got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you

Being with you is so dysfunctional
I really shouldn't miss you
But I can't let you go
Oh Yeah

Because we belong together now
Forever united here somehow
Yeah you got a piece of me
And honestly
My life would suck without you
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#10 | 1113 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

I have been gone too long it seems. Hola everyone!! 
I no longer live in texas :( it is offical. I now live in Kansas. Not a bad thing really, just Texas is my home and there isnt anything quite like it. This move to Kansas will be great and well worth it. My lil ones need to be closer to their family and boy oh boy they have soooo many people here who love them and want to spoil them already.
 

I decided to go ahead and get a job or at least look for one. If I find one I will take it.  there are so many things i want to do and places i need to travel to and well I can't get there on my good looks. (nah I could but my man wouldn't like it..lol) So I am saving money. Plus I want to get a new car. An Inviniti and I refuse to trade in my Navi.

Ok well it might be alil bit before I get back on..We move into our new pad today. Keep up the good work Ash and everyone else be safe.  GOD BLESS YOU ALL 
 

#11 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
Morning Turtle Doves and Rose Petals!

I LOVE 4 day weeks ------even knowing I have recess duty and probably will have to hold my bladder for an even longer period of time , this weeks are FAB.

It's JUNE, the birthday month for a couple of my favorite people-----Ashlie, Beans, and anyone else---------I "salute" you all this month and will be even nicer to you all (well...most of you....depends on who else has a b-day this month).

I will begin to take down some stuff in my classroom this month. It is always a little sad. (sigh)

Go Lakers! Beat the snot out of "Face Covered with lower body hair" Pierce-----he irritates and bugs me. Just shave that nastiness already. GROSS!

Lastly----------Be sure to wear your big boy and girl chonies, don't take things so frick'n seriously, save a dog, smile at someone randomly, make a witty comment, and eat some ice cream (it cures all that ails you).

(******oh and Ashlie.........I  Green Day)

****** Oh...and Stoney----------------Go Dodgers! Winning 2 out of 3 was fantastic.
Cool Beans....  
#12 | 1113 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:

I have been gone too long it seems. Hola everyone!! 
I no longer live in texas :( it is offical. I now live in Kansas. Not a bad thing really, just Texas is my home and there isnt anything quite like it. This move to Kansas will be great and well worth it. My lil ones need to be closer to their family and boy oh boy they have soooo many people here who love them and want to spoil them already.
 

I decided to go ahead and get a job or at least look for one. If I find one I will take it.  there are so many things i want to do and places i need to travel to and well I can't get there on my good looks. (nah I could but my man wouldn't like it..lol) So I am saving money. Plus I want to get a new car. An Inviniti and I refuse to trade in my Navi.

Ok well it might be alil bit before I get back on..We move into our new pad today. Keep up the good work Ash and everyone else be safe.  GOD BLESS YOU ALL 
 

Thank you. Enjoy unpacking...if that's possible.  Take a shot tonight.
Shots all month....  
#13 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning Turtle Doves and Rose Petals!

I LOVE 4 day weeks ------even knowing I have recess duty and probably will have to hold my bladder for an even longer period of time , this weeks are FAB.

It's JUNE, the birthday month for a couple of my favorite people-----Ashlie, Beans, and anyone else---------I "salute" you all this month and will be even nicer to you all (well...most of you....depends on who else has a b-day this month).

I will begin to take down some stuff in my classroom this month. It is always a little sad. (sigh)

Go Lakers! Beat the snot out of "Face Covered with lower body hair" Pierce-----he irritates and bugs me. Just shave that nastiness already. GROSS!

Lastly----------Be sure to wear your big boy and girl chonies, don't take things so frick'n seriously, save a dog, smile at someone randomly, make a witty comment, and eat some ice cream (it cures all that ails you).

(******oh and Ashlie.........I  Green Day)

****** Oh...and Stoney----------------Go Dodgers! Winning 2 out of 3 was fantastic.
boooooo you missy..I still think the Rockies gave away that first game

And if anybody needs to shave it's Pau (who is eerily similar in looks and toughness to the gay prince in Braveheart) Gasol

Go Celtics!!!!!!!
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#14 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
boooooo you missy..I still think the Rockies gave away that first game

And if anybody needs to shave it's Pau (who is eerily similar in looks and toughness to the gay prince in Braveheart) Gasol

Go Celtics!!!!!!!
Boo! You are WRONG sir ....I mean Lappy!

Pau is sexy. Pierce is NOT (he's got "ubespa" on his face)!!!!!!! Go Lakers!
Cool Beans....  
#15 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Boo! You are WRONG sir ....I mean Lappy!

Pau is sexy. Pierce is NOT (he's got "ubespa" on his face)!!!!!!! Go Lakers!
I bet Pau smells like menthol cigarettes and valtrex
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#16 | 1113 days ago

Morning boys and girls.

Was up at 4:30 this morning and usually fall quickly back asleep...didn't happen this morning though. So hooray for already being up 6 hours.
Cool Beans....  
#17 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I bet Pau smells like menthol cigarettes and valtrex
Nooooooooo........he smells like yumminess, sunshine, and ice cream sexy.
Cool Beans....  
#18 | 1113 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:

I have been gone too long it seems. Hola everyone!! 
I no longer live in texas :( it is offical. I now live in Kansas. Not a bad thing really, just Texas is my home and there isnt anything quite like it. This move to Kansas will be great and well worth it. My lil ones need to be closer to their family and boy oh boy they have soooo many people here who love them and want to spoil them already.
 

I decided to go ahead and get a job or at least look for one. If I find one I will take it.  there are so many things i want to do and places i need to travel to and well I can't get there on my good looks. (nah I could but my man wouldn't like it..lol) So I am saving money. Plus I want to get a new car. An Inviniti and I refuse to trade in my Navi.

Ok well it might be alil bit before I get back on..We move into our new pad today. Keep up the good work Ash and everyone else be safe.  GOD BLESS YOU ALL 
 

I miss u already...come back!! 
Shots all month....  
#19 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
boooooo you missy..I still think the Rockies gave away that first game

And if anybody needs to shave it's Pau (who is eerily similar in looks and toughness to the gay prince in Braveheart) Gasol

Go Celtics!!!!!!!
Shots all month....  
#20 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Nooooooooo........he smells like yumminess, sunshine, and ice cream sexy.
or BO, Appletini's, and shame
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#21 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you want some of this too?

I'm even rocking a bleached moustache this week as an ode to the hick from french lick.. Go Celts!! I may even watch my first NBA game of the year (or more than 3 minutes anyway)
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#22 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
or BO, Appletini's, and shame
Stoney wins..
Cool Beans....  
#23 | 1113 days ago

We's got too many similarities, Ash...My birthday is June 28th
So let's party!

Saw that dude Jimenez pitch this weekend - yo, that dude isTha REAL!  Or them other teams just suck...0.76 ERA?  Un-stanking-believable...

Moving from house to house in a pain...rearranging your house is a nightmare!

VSOPs...this is for you:

Always and forever
Each moment with you
Is just like a dream to me
That somehow came true

And I know tomorrow
Will still be the same
Cause we've got a life of love
That won't ever change and..

Every day
Love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away
With a smile

Take time to tell me
You really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you Forever

There'll always be sunshine
When I look at you
It's something I can't explain
Just the things that you do

And if you get lonely
Phone me and take
A second to give to me
That magic you make and..

Every day
Love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away
With a smile

Take time to tell me
You really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you Forever

Shots all month....  
#24 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you want some of this too?

I'm even rocking a bleached moustache this week as an ode to the hick from french lick.. Go Celts!! I may even watch my first NBA game of the year (or more than 3 minutes anyway)
I'm okay with Bird tribute....but as for the rest, you need to watch yourself!
Shots all month....  
#25 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm okay with Bird tribute....but as for the rest, you need to watch yourself!
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#26 | 1113 days ago

Hey y'all a.k.a. hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
Happy Tuesday to you ****ers... ( **** = Q...  )
Wow, the Braves are in first place, gee, who said that would happen? <jumping up and down with arm raised in the air>
Lemmeesee, I wonder if (LAKERS) there is any (LAKERS) NBA still being played (LAKERS) right now... hmmm(LAKERS)mmmm...
I thought they only used brooms on ice in that curling stuff, looks like the Blackhawks are about to break them out, nice.
Plug that leak, BP, I'm wsihing you luck with your next attempt.
Peace folks.
Cool Beans....  
#27 | 1113 days ago

LAKERS!!
Just so you all know:




It's coming, Boston...RIGHT ON YOUR HEADS!!
Shots all month....  
#28 | 1113 days ago

I'm just wondering if we could possibly go one day without a poll about politics, illegal aliens, etc? I would love a day where its just fun, useless polls! Idk call me crazy...
Shots all month....  
#29 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I'm just wondering if we could possibly go one day without a poll about politics, illegal aliens, etc? I would love a day where its just fun, useless polls! Idk call me crazy...
a-f*cking-men
Cool Beans....  
#30 | 1113 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Im just here for the sports.  If i want politics ill watch foxnews.
#31 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I'm just wondering if we could possibly go one day without a poll about politics, illegal aliens, etc? I would love a day where its just fun, useless polls! Idk call me crazy...
and posse-s........since I have no clue who is in one.
Cool Beans....  
#32 | 1113 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
Im just here for the sports.  If i want politics ill watch foxnews.
hockey?
Cool Beans....  
#33 | 1113 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

kteacher wrote:
hockey?
Yes. I love hockey.  I hope Philly can make a comeback.
#34 | 1113 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
Yes. I love hockey.  I hope Philly can make a comeback.
OK....we will get along just fine.
Cool Beans....  
#35 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I'm just wondering if we could possibly go one day without a poll about politics, illegal aliens, etc? I would love a day where its just fun, useless polls! Idk call me crazy...
speaking of, i was supposed to resurrect a poll...let me find it.
Shots all month....  
#36 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
speaking of, i was supposed to resurrect a poll...let me find it.
Do it!
Shots all month....  
#37 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)

G'mo-fternoon Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers!!

No doubt you want the latest E.W.N.S. with a touch of W.E.N.S.  so I shant beat around the bush ...

In case you were still inclined to think otherwise, CNN REiterates, "neither Tiger or Jesse would make a good 'romantic hero' in a novel" <~~~ I'm still waiting for the piece on the Catholic Church and Michael Jackson ..................... I meeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnnnn

Randy Moss is on the market for an agent who, "can be out there hungry and starving to make this money off the field. Get me what I deserve as far as my marketability ... What it boils down to, I just need somebody that will go out there and get that off-the-field money, man ... I'm still playing at a high level, still being that No. 1 receiver in the league, still playing at a top level, I think that my marketability is still there for me. I don't want to pass that up." <~~~  QUE?????

Turkey is calling for the US to condemn Israels blockade and 'acts' p***ed off about the matter, since they "unofficially backed" a flotilla of goods to be shipped into the Gaza strip ..... however, they aren't so p***ed off they'll cut off military ties, as they still intend to ship $183mill worth of drones into Israel.  Many are calling for the immediate "condemnation" of Israel over their raiding of the flotilla that utlimately yeilded 9 bodies ....................... Nevermind that to outrightly condemn the state of Israel we would then be supporting a Hamas-Palestinian Alliance .................................... which would be SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better!! .....................  But hey, it would be "change" and Obama's Presidential-proof that "Change" is more important than "SUBSTANCE" ... (not to say that President Obama would support this type of action or not ..... just saying the same 'general state of mind' that got him elected could win over this mentality)

Al and Tipper tip'd the pot and have decided to call it quits, Stage 1, (ie. Seperate) AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!!!!!!  Citing a "mutual agreement."  <~~~ 40 Years!  40 Years!  40 FREAKIN YEARS TOGETHER, and they cite the last 5-10 as being "a major strain" that's causing this???  WTF was the point in the first 30 than????  Red!ckless!!!

The US Supreme Court proves once again .......... THEY DON'T HAVE A FN CLUE ABOUT WHAT THE F A CLUE IS!!!  While deliberating  on a case in which a man was interrogated for 3  hours, and remained silent for most of it, before finally implicating himself .... and subsequently attempting to appeal the case by saying he invoked his "Right to Remain Silent" by remaining silent ............ BEFORE he implicated himself, the court ruled that, "Because he did not say, 'I want to remain silent' to invoke his rights, that he did not necessarily 'have the right to remain silent" ... although here in the real world we all know we can and will remain silent ......................... BECAUSE IT'S A FUNDAMENTAL FN RIGHT.  Well, now they've made it a ruling that in all cases, suspects must .... "Not be silent".... and "Say", "I want to remain silent" .... in order to invoke our "right to be silent."  To put it simply folks:  If you want the the right to remain silent you are not authorized to 'remain' silent! <~~~ WTF Do these retards smoke?????

if that weren't enough, and in case you were sitting on your couches, as i, butt-nekkid eating your cheerios and listening to Hank Williams, while commenting in these here polls ............

Glen Close is finally able to say "Bipolar", "Incest", and "Vagina!"  <~~~ Unlike the rest of us who learned these words in Jr High or elementary (depending upon where the F you live, cuz heaven knows the poorer communities are given much less to work with, no thanks to our Fn useless governmental system) .............. she's been practicing for years to finally 'be able to utter them.'  [Insert fake tear, dripping from ear, here]

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#38 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Do it!
on second thought, it was the adjectives to describe Q"ers one...today might not be the day. LMAO!
Shots all month....  
#39 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
on second thought, it was the adjectives to describe Q"ers one...today might not be the day. LMAO!
what? why?


Cool Beans....  
#40 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
on second thought, it was the adjectives to describe Q"ers one...today might not be the day. LMAO!
Maybe not....I don't think everyone wore their big girl panties!!
Shots all month....  
#41 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Maybe not....I don't think everyone wore their big girl panties!!
Cool Beans....  
#42 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Maybe not....I don't think everyone wore their big girl panties!!
I'm not sure everyone even has them.
Shots all month....  
#43 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm not sure everyone even has them.
maybe they call them chonies?
Cool Beans....  
#44 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
maybe they call them chonies?
Either way they need to try them out!!
Shots all month....  
#45 | 1113 days ago

OK....I want a posse. Anyone else?
Cool Beans....  
#46 | 1113 days ago

Hello All,
Hope everyone had an enjoyable long week-end!
#47 | 1113 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Yes. This talk of a posse is intriguing.
#48 | 1113 days ago

yes....let's think of a name.
Cool Beans....  
#49 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK....I want a posse. Anyone else?
I'm in.
Shots all month....  
#50 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
maybe they call them chonies?
naw..only cool as people call 'em that.
Shots all month....  
#51 | 1113 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

(Edited by Superjunkie999)
Im going anywhere that avatar two places up goes.
#52 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:

G'mo-fternoon Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers!!

No doubt you want the latest E.W.N.S. with a touch of W.E.N.S.  so I shant beat around the bush ...

In case you were still inclined to think otherwise, CNN REiterates, "neither Tiger or Jesse would make a good 'romantic hero' in a novel" <~~~ I'm still waiting for the piece on the Catholic Church and Michael Jackson ..................... I meeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnnnn

Randy Moss is on the market for an agent who, "can be out there hungry and starving to make this money off the field. Get me what I deserve as far as my marketability ... What it boils down to, I just need somebody that will go out there and get that off-the-field money, man ... I'm still playing at a high level, still being that No. 1 receiver in the league, still playing at a top level, I think that my marketability is still there for me. I don't want to pass that up." <~~~  QUE?????

Turkey is calling for the US to condemn Israels blockade and 'acts' p***ed off about the matter, since they "unofficially backed" a flotilla of goods to be shipped into the Gaza strip ..... however, they aren't so p***ed off they'll cut off military ties, as they still intend to ship $183mill worth of drones into Israel.  Many are calling for the immediate "condemnation" of Israel over their raiding of the flotilla that utlimately yeilded 9 bodies ....................... Nevermind that to outrightly condemn the state of Israel we would then be supporting a Hamas-Palestinian Alliance .................................... which would be SOOOOOOOOOOOO much better!! .....................  But hey, it would be "change" and Obama's Presidential-proof that "Change" is more important than "SUBSTANCE" ... (not to say that President Obama would support this type of action or not ..... just saying the same 'general state of mind' that got him elected could win over this mentality)

Al and Tipper tip'd the pot and have decided to call it quits, Stage 1, (ie. Seperate) AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!!!!!!  Citing a "mutual agreement."  <~~~ 40 Years!  40 Years!  40 FREAKIN YEARS TOGETHER, and they cite the last 5-10 as being "a major strain" that's causing this???  WTF was the point in the first 30 than????  Red!ckless!!!

The US Supreme Court proves once again .......... THEY DON'T HAVE A FN CLUE ABOUT WHAT THE F A CLUE IS!!!  While deliberating  on a case in which a man was interrogated for 3  hours, and remained silent for most of it, before finally implicating himself .... and subsequently attempting to appeal the case by saying he invoked his "Right to Remain Silent" by remaining silent ............ BEFORE he implicated himself, the court ruled that, "Because he did not say, 'I want to remain silent' to invoke his rights, that he did not necessarily 'have the right to remain silent" ... although here in the real world we all know we can and will remain silent ......................... BECAUSE IT'S A FUNDAMENTAL FN RIGHT.  Well, now they've made it a ruling that in all cases, suspects must .... "Not be silent".... and "Say", "I want to remain silent" .... in order to invoke our "right to be silent."  To put it simply folks:  If you want the the right to remain silent you are not authorized to 'remain' silent! <~~~ WTF Do these retards smoke?????

if that weren't enough, and in case you were sitting on your couches, as i, butt-nekkid eating your cheerios and listening to Hank Williams, while commenting in these here polls ............

Glen Close is finally able to say "Bipolar", "Incest", and "Vagina!"  <~~~ Unlike the rest of us who learned these words in Jr High or elementary (depending upon where the F you live, cuz heaven knows the poorer communities are given much less to work with, no thanks to our Fn useless governmental system) .............. she's been practicing for years to finally 'be able to utter them.'  [Insert fake tear, dripping from ear, here]

this got longer...

i couldnt respect it twice. I tried though.
Shots all month....  
#53 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK....I want a posse. Anyone else?
I enjoy posse.. is that what they call it in Cali these days?
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#54 | 1113 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
Im going anywhere that avatar two places up goes.
Shots all month....  
#55 | 1113 days ago
feresteanubogdan (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
 walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish some one up there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line of the edge
And where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's all right
Check my vital signs to know I'm still alive
And I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone

Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah

I walk alone
I walk a

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of broken dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk a

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
Till then I walk alone
is it a song?
#56 | 1113 days ago

feresteanubogdan wrote:
is it a song?
why yes it is! Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day
Shots all month....  
#57 | 1113 days ago

this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.
Cool Beans....  
#58 | 1113 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I'm just wondering if we could possibly go one day without a poll about politics, illegal aliens, etc? I would love a day where its just fun, useless polls! Idk call me crazy...
OK....yer crazy!   
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#59 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.
NO MA'AM...throw it away...give it until about 8pm...try again.
Shots all month....  
#60 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.
it didn't affect the taste of the cheese though did it?
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#61 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.

Shots all month....  
#62 | 1113 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
OK....yer crazy!   
Cool Beans....  
#63 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.
 right because we all know how hair ruins 50 day old curdled milk.  
Shots all month....  
#64 | 1113 days ago

ashlie - thank you...i don't know what i was thinking. whew!
stoney - ew.
kat - that's exactly what i said
dave - don't patronize me. or cheese.

Cool Beans....  
#65 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.
Gross.

In other news: I haven't had a handisnack in like 13 years.
Cool Beans....  
#66 | 1113 days ago

Chief_aka_James wrote:
Gross.

In other news: I haven't had a handisnack in like 13 years.
you are missing out. i dare you to eat one of those and be in a bad mood,. it's not possible.
Cool Beans....  
#67 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
ms_hippie_queen wrote:


I have a suspicious feeling that I was just ambushed there.
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#68 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
you are missing out. i dare you to eat one of those and be in a bad mood,. it's not possible.
I don't know, I can be in a bad mood for a long time. I definitely want one or five now though.
Cool Beans....  
#69 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I enjoy posse.. is that what they call it in Cali these days?





(pppssssssssss......it was pretty funny though....you have to stop now. lol )
Cool Beans....  
#70 | 1113 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
this just in: i may be off cheese for a while as i just opened a handisnack and sitting on top of the "cheese" was a black hair.
i'll be the first to say it wasn't mine. a gray one? i might have done it.
Good Morning!  
#71 | 1113 days ago

Weeeeeee ... weeeeee ... weeeee ... weeee ... (LOL) 
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#72 | 1113 days ago

We need a  Hall of Fame. The guy that invented twizzlers, in. Oreos, in. Porn, ball point pens, iPods, in-in-in. Not the companies, the actual person. Here's what we do. The Silverdome is going for like a 1/2 cent on the dollar. We get all these companies to pitch in and buy it. We get detroit to give us a sweetheart tax deal on the land in exchange for a good percentage of what is sold in there by all these companies telling us how great they are. It's actually a Mall of Fame. (Get it.) They don't have stores they have exhibitions with tours, history, old photos, activities, etc which allow you to purchase exhibition pieces (i.e. Air Jordan I's from the NikeTown "exhibition") Then we make the center of the mall look Smithstonian, Dinosaurs, Planes, Rocket ships, and crap. Sounds nuts right? Exactly. If the world ended today (28 Days Later style) 1000 and 1000's of years from now people/aliens would confuse malls for museums, bookstores for libraries. BTW, this would work. We're easy.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere...  
#73 | 1113 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
We need a  Hall of Fame. The guy that invented twizzlers, in. Oreos, in. Porn, ball point pens, iPods, in-in-in. Not the companies, the actual person. Here's what we do. The Silverdome is going for like a 1/2 cent on the dollar. We get all these companies to pitch in and buy it. We get detroit to give us a sweetheart tax deal on the land in exchange for a good percentage of what is sold in there by all these companies telling us how great they are. It's actually a Mall of Fame. (Get it.) They don't have stores they have exhibitions with tours, history, old photos, activities, etc which allow you to purchase exhibition pieces (i.e. Air Jordan I's from the NikeTown "exhibition") Then we make the center of the mall look Smithstonian, Dinosaurs, Planes, Rocket ships, and crap. Sounds nuts right? Exactly. If the world ended today (28 Days Later style) 1000 and 1000's of years from now people/aliens would confuse malls for museums, bookstores for libraries. BTW, this would work. We're easy.
Probably the most brilliant thing you've ever said here...and that's saying something.
Cool Beans....  
#74 | 1113 days ago

"...Dinosaurs, Planes, Rocket ships, and crap..."

i  your mind.
Cool Beans....  
#75 | 1113 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
We need a  Hall of Fame. The guy that invented twizzlers, in. Oreos, in. Porn, ball point pens, iPods, in-in-in. Not the companies, the actual person. Here's what we do. The Silverdome is going for like a 1/2 cent on the dollar. We get all these companies to pitch in and buy it. We get detroit to give us a sweetheart tax deal on the land in exchange for a good percentage of what is sold in there by all these companies telling us how great they are. It's actually a Mall of Fame. (Get it.) They don't have stores they have exhibitions with tours, history, old photos, activities, etc which allow you to purchase exhibition pieces (i.e. Air Jordan I's from the NikeTown "exhibition") Then we make the center of the mall look Smithstonian, Dinosaurs, Planes, Rocket ships, and crap. Sounds nuts right? Exactly. If the world ended today (28 Days Later style) 1000 and 1000's of years from now people/aliens would confuse malls for museums, bookstores for libraries. BTW, this would work. We're easy.
SPEC.Tac.U.Lar.


word.
Shots all month....  
#76 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
and posse-s........since I have no clue who is in one.
you're in one
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#77 | 1113 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

We have one name!
#78 | 1113 days ago
vindog (+)

I'll be in Cancun two weeks from today so F%^K- OFF!
Now it's dark...   
#79 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you're in one
Really? name, size (how many members Lappy?), leader, I want details.
Cool Beans....  
#80 | 1113 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
We need a  Hall of Fame. The guy that invented twizzlers, in. Oreos, in. Porn, ball point pens, iPods, in-in-in. Not the companies, the actual person. Here's what we do. The Silverdome is going for like a 1/2 cent on the dollar. We get all these companies to pitch in and buy it. We get detroit to give us a sweetheart tax deal on the land in exchange for a good percentage of what is sold in there by all these companies telling us how great they are. It's actually a Mall of Fame. (Get it.) They don't have stores they have exhibitions with tours, history, old photos, activities, etc which allow you to purchase exhibition pieces (i.e. Air Jordan I's from the NikeTown "exhibition") Then we make the center of the mall look Smithstonian, Dinosaurs, Planes, Rocket ships, and crap. Sounds nuts right? Exactly. If the world ended today (28 Days Later style) 1000 and 1000's of years from now people/aliens would confuse malls for museums, bookstores for libraries. BTW, this would work. We're easy.
I'm now going to spend the rest of my day coming up with contribution ideas... fu*k work
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#81 | 1113 days ago

vindog wrote:
I'll be in Cancun two weeks from today so F%^K- OFF!
Have fun Vin!
Cool Beans....  
#82 | 1113 days ago

vindog wrote:
I'll be in Cancun two weeks from today so F%^K- OFF!
<--------Jealous MUCH!
Shots all month....  
#83 | 1113 days ago
vindog (+)

kteacher wrote:
Have fun Vin!
Trust me- I WILL!
Now it's dark...   
#84 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Really? name, size (how many members Lappy?), leader, I want details.
I just know you're in one.. outside of that I have zero details.. if you find out let me know, I'm curious
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#85 | 1113 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Really? name, size (how many members Lappy?), leader, I want details.
Sgt. Sisk: Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions?

     Mob(posse) Member: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches?

Sgt. Sisk: When it gets dark.

     Mob(posse) Member: Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh?

Sgt. Sisk: Yes.

     Mob(posse) Member: Oh, excellent. Excellent.

Sgt. Sisk: Now, if there are no more questions...

     Mob(posse) Member: Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob (posse) gets separated from another part of the mob (posse), shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs (posses') could reunite, and we'd be a big mob(posse) again.

Sgt. Sisk: Stay with the mob(posse).

     Mob(posse) Member: Stay with the mob(posse). All right.

Sgt. Sisk: Right.

     Mob(posse) Member: Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial?

Sgt. Sisk: You - back of the mob(posse)!

     Mob(posse) Member: "Back of the mob(posse)"? What? This is my spot! I came early!

Sgt. Sisk: Okay, *out* of the mob(posse)!

     Mob(posse) Member: Ah, this mob(posse) blows.
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#86 | 1113 days ago

smile, its what you make me do
it happens, when i think of you
this smile im giving you to keep
when i think about you my heart goes BEEP
sorry, i had to get that off my chest, its been stuck in my head all day :P 
#87 | 1113 days ago

THIS MONTH IS MY BIRTHDAY
I MUST TO REMEMBER THAT
THE MUMMYS HAVE BIRTHDAYS
SOMETHING CAN TELL ME WHAT?
Cool Beans....  
#88 | 1113 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS MONTH IS MY BIRTHDAY
I MUST TO REMEMBER THAT
THE MUMMYS HAVE BIRTHDAYS
SOMETHING CAN TELL ME WHAT?

Happy Best Birthday month!

Shots all month....  
#89 | 1113 days ago

 It is also my bday month..(i knew i liked you for a reason)....The lake was great had a blast, hated going back to work, buuuuut, its a short week so I can deal.Hope everyone made it back in one piece cause my sewing skills are non existent...
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#90 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
DeeRigga wrote:
We's got too many similarities, Ash...My birthday is June 28th
So let's party!

Saw that dude Jimenez pitch this weekend - yo, that dude isTha REAL!  Or them other teams just suck...0.76 ERA?  Un-stanking-believable...

Moving from house to house in a pain...rearranging your house is a nightmare!

VSOPs...this is for you:

Always and forever
Each moment with you
Is just like a dream to me
That somehow came true

And I know tomorrow
Will still be the same
Cause we've got a life of love
That won't ever change and..

Every day
Love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away
With a smile

Take time to tell me
You really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you Forever

There'll always be sunshine
When I look at you
It's something I can't explain
Just the things that you do

And if you get lonely
Phone me and take
A second to give to me
That magic you make and..

Every day
Love me your own special way
Melt all my heart away
With a smile

Take time to tell me
You really care
And we'll share tomorrow together
I'll always love you Forever

oh, and you being a cancer....yeah....that explains alot!
Shots all month....  
#91 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
 It is also my bday month..(i knew i liked you for a reason)....The lake was great had a blast, hated going back to work, buuuuut, its a short week so I can deal.Hope everyone made it back in one piece cause my sewing skills are non existent...
awwww
Shots all month....  
#92 | 1113 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:

Al and Tipper tip'd the pot and have decided to call it quits, Stage 1, (ie. Seperate) AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!!!!!!  Citing a "mutual agreement."  <~~~ 40 Years!  40 Years!  40 FREAKIN YEARS TOGETHER, and they cite the last 5-10 as being "a major strain" that's causing this???  WTF was the point in the first 30 than????  Red!ckless!!!

I thought they were already kaput. (i hijacked from 2 different posts, do I win a prize....)
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#93 | 1113 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS MONTH IS MY BIRTHDAY
I MUST TO REMEMBER THAT
THE MUMMYS HAVE BIRTHDAYS
SOMETHING CAN TELL ME WHAT?
IS THE 22 , I AM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
Cool Beans....  
#94 | 1113 days ago

noti4 wrote:
IS THE 22 , I AM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
nothing wrong with that. I'll be old on the 25th.
Shots all month....  
#95 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:

Al and Tipper tip'd the pot and have decided to call it quits, Stage 1, (ie. Seperate) AFTER 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE!!!!!!!  Citing a "mutual agreement."  <~~~ 40 Years!  40 Years!  40 FREAKIN YEARS TOGETHER, and they cite the last 5-10 as being "a major strain" that's causing this???  WTF was the point in the first 30 than????  Red!ckless!!!

I thought they were already kaput. (i hijacked from 2 different posts, do I win a prize....)
She quit putting his **** in her mouth... that has been known to cause major strains in relationships
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#96 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by Chief_aka_James)

out of absolute boredom, i painted an entire sheet of notepaper with a (thin) layer of white-out. now that i am ffffflying from the fyooms, i am heading out for the night. and a preem ptive cheers to you's.


p.s. stoney. the gas*hole gasol stuff. still cracking me up.

Cool Beans....  
#97 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
She quit putting his **** in her mouth... that has been known to cause major strains in relationships


Shots all month....  
#98 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
nothing wrong with that. I'll be old on the 25th.
Trying to decide which gift will be suitable...


or

The deluxe model....

The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#99 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
nothing wrong with that. I'll be old on the 25th.
 OH please old my a**...what you finally hitting 28 or 29...(giggles)

and something occured to me..who did the poll on "Cliques".....?
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#100 | 1113 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
She quit putting his **** in her mouth... that has been known to cause major strains in relationships
Hence the pinched " i need to go to the br looks" politicians and their wives always seem to have....
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#101 | 1113 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Trying to decide which gift will be suitable...


or

The deluxe model....

I would go with the Deluxe model, so she has somewhere for her tissue box/cough drops to go....and she will always have a place to rest her weary a**...
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#102 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I would go with the Deluxe model, so she has somewhere for her tissue box/cough drops to go....and she will always have a place to rest her weary a**...
True, true.  Plus it will be more difficult for her to pick it up and swing it at  people.  
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#103 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
 OH please old my a**...what you finally hitting 28 or 29...(giggles)

and something occured to me..who did the poll on "Cliques".....?
which one, there have been so many!
Shots all month....  
#104 | 1113 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
True, true.  Plus it will be more difficult for her to pick it up and swing it at  people.  
funny f**kers, i see. Ha Ha





Shots all month....  
#105 | 1113 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)


Dave Matthews Band So Much To Say Lyrics


I say my hell is the closet I'm stuck inside 
Can't see the light 
And my heaven is a nice house in the sky 
I got central heating and I'm alright 
Yeah yeah yeah can't see the light 
Keep it locked up inside don't talk about it 
T-t-talk about the weather 
Yeah yeah yeah 
Open up my head and let me out little baby 
'Cos here we have been standing for a long long time 
Can't see the light 
Treading trodden trails for a long long time, time, time, time, time, time, time 

I find sometimes it's easy to be myself 
Sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else 

I see you young and soft oh little baby 
Little feet, little feet, little hands little baby 
One year of crying and the words creep up inside 
Creep into your mind yeah 
So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say 
So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say 
'Cos here we have been standing for a long long time 
Can't see the light 
Treading trodden trails for a long long time........... 

I find sometimes it's easy to be myself 
Sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else 

So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say ohh 
So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say 
Little baby ahh 
So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say 
Little feet little hands little baby 
So much to say, so much to say, so much to say, so much to say 

Open up my head and let me out little baby
Shots all month....  
#106 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
funny f**kers, i see. Ha Ha





Only because we you.   Just don't us.
The four stages of a man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence...  
#107 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I would go with the Deluxe model, so she has somewhere for her tissue box/cough drops to go....and she will always have a place to rest her weary a**...
Good thinking...
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#108 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
which one, there have been so many!
lol...i'm old, i can't remember thats why i asked......=)
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#109 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh, and you being a cancer....yeah....that explains alot!
I thought u knew!! It Is...ohh you know
Shots all month....  
#110 | 1113 days ago

Hey, I think I could fit under a few of those categories in the opener, but I appreciate the individual mention. It made me feel special in a controversial sort of way, like I'm Jeffery Dahmer.
#111 | 1113 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Hey, I think I could fit under a few of those categories in the opener, but I appreciate the individual mention. It made me feel special in a controversial sort of way, like I'm Jeffery Dahmer.
LMAO! thats what i was going for...didnt know if you were all high falootin' today and thought that you were too good for ALL the categories. LOL
Shots all month....  
#112 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
funny f**kers, i see. Ha Ha





 and its tee hee hee....




You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#113 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
lol...i'm old, i can't remember thats why i asked......=)
oh, well i made an awards poll that turned into the first you all are a clique fight. jsmall made a suck my clique poll, dont know if it's still around...i dont remember the others, but there are others.
Shots all month....  
#114 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
lol...i'm old, i can't remember thats why i asked......=)
LMAO...omg....i think the one you made is the one that brought me to the LR....i thought it was great...=).....
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#115 | 1113 days ago

DAY ONE BIRTHDAY SHOT IN 6 MINUTES!
Shots all month....  
#116 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
DAY ONE BIRTHDAY SHOT IN 6 MINUTES!
day one complete
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#117 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
LMAO...omg....i think the one you made is the one that brought me to the LR....i thought it was great...=).....

awww...i'm glad you could cut through the BS and see the intent. i hope it was my poll, then i've made a mark on this room..lol. BTW, the link is in woodys most recent poll about polls.

Shots all month....  
#118 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
DAY ONE BIRTHDAY SHOT IN 6 MINUTES!
This Capricorn was out of liquor, but wanted to have one with you "June babies", so...I took a shot of cough syrup and chugged a beer.  Does that count? 
#119 | 1113 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
This Capricorn was out of liquor, but wanted to have one with you "June babies", so...I took a shot of cough syrup and chugged a beer.  Does that count? 
Yes. Yes it does. It was the kind with codeine right? "Purple Drank?" LOL
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere...  
#120 | 1113 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Yes. Yes it does. It was the kind with codeine right? "Purple Drank?" LOL
please dont corrupt ma...thats rude.


and yes ma, syrup is fine. LOL (i couldnt even type this with a straight face. damn you marcus)
Shots all month....  
#121 | 1113 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
 "Basket Case"

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything
All at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just s***ed?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex
That's bringing me down
I went to a w***e
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause
It's bringing her down

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Uh, yuh, yuh, ya

Grasping to control
So I better hold on

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Am I just s***ed? 
Shots all month....  
#122 | 1113 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Yes. Yes it does. It was the kind with codeine right? "Purple Drank?" LOL
Well...no, Marcus, the syrup was OTC...but I did accidentally drop my hydrocodone pill in it one night, and dang if it didn't turn a pretty color...almost like an Easter egg... 

And, thank you Ashlie.  I was just trying to get in the birthday spirit with you young 'uns.  (Btw, I don't know how much time you kids should be spending with your Uncle Marcus...from what I've heard, he was pretty wild back in the day. 

Love,
Ma
#123 | 1113 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
We need a  Hall of Fame. The guy that invented twizzlers, in. Oreos, in. Porn, ball point pens, iPods, in-in-in. Not the companies, the actual person. Here's what we do. The Silverdome is going for like a 1/2 cent on the dollar. We get all these companies to pitch in and buy it. We get detroit to give us a sweetheart tax deal on the land in exchange for a good percentage of what is sold in there by all these companies telling us how great they are. It's actually a Mall of Fame. (Get it.) They don't have stores they have exhibitions with tours, history, old photos, activities, etc which allow you to purchase exhibition pieces (i.e. Air Jordan I's from the NikeTown "exhibition") Then we make the center of the mall look Smithstonian, Dinosaurs, Planes, Rocket ships, and crap. Sounds nuts right? Exactly. If the world ended today (28 Days Later style) 1000 and 1000's of years from now people/aliens would confuse malls for museums, bookstores for libraries. BTW, this would work. We're easy.
D-A-Y-U-M! I am unbelievably impressed.
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#124 | 1113 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
HouTxFan wrote:
Well...no, Marcus, the syrup was OTC...but I did accidentally drop my hydrocodone pill in it one night, and dang if it didn't turn a pretty color...almost like an Easter egg... 

And, thank you Ashlie.  I was just trying to get in the birthday spirit with you young 'uns.  (Btw, I don't know how much time you kids should be spending with your Uncle Marcus...from what I've heard, he was pretty wild back in the day. 

Love,
Ma
oooh...more like cousin Nyce, being that he is 20 minutes away...uncle's will not be partied with, marcus will be.
Shots all month....  
#125 | 1113 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
This Capricorn was out of liquor, but wanted to have one with you "June babies", so...I took a shot of cough syrup and chugged a beer.  Does that count? 
I'm a Capricorn too.  Explains a lot, but this is why we get along so well.  
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#126 | 1113 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm a Capricorn too.  Explains a lot, but this is why we get along so well.  
this is also why neither has any alcohol at the ready.
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#127 | 1113 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
I would go with the Deluxe model, so she has somewhere for her tissue box/cough drops to go....and she will always have a place to rest her weary a**...
to say nothing of the beer, shots, vodka, rum, rye, tequila, and/or bourbon
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#128 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
this is also why neither has any alcohol at the ready.
But my diet coke is ready ... just need the sugar-adding process and we're set.
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#129 | 1113 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
But my diet coke is ready ... just need the sugar-adding process and we're set.
can't believe you said that out loud. LOL
Shots all month....  
#130 | 1113 days ago

Sports-Schmorts suggested to me that I should try a "Buttery Nipple" shot (vodka and Butterscotch Schnapps) so we made hem for Ladies' Night at the golf course - my new fav shot so CHEERS! Day one of the 30 days of shots down!!!
Whatchu talkin bout, Willis...  
#131 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oooh...more like cousin Nyce, being that he is 20 minutes away...uncle's will not be partied with, marcus will be.
"...uncle's will not be partied with..." 

...if we ever happen to be 20 minues apart, d-do-does that mean you won't party with me?!?  T-th-then...NO FAIR FRIIIIIIND...I just wanna be a cousin, like Marcus gets to be!  Old people like to party too, you know...and I can...as long as I take my arthritis and pain medication as prescribed...especially the pain medication. (Picture lip-quivering sniffle here.  I'm hurting...although the meds are starting to kick in now.   )
#132 | 1113 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
"...uncle's will not be partied with..." 

...if we ever happen to be 20 minues apart, d-do-does that mean you won't party with me?!?  T-th-then...NO FAIR FRIIIIIIND...I just wanna be a cousin, like Marcus gets to be!  Old people like to party too, you know...and I can...as long as I take my arthritis and pain medication as prescribed...especially the pain medication. (Picture lip-quivering sniffle here.  I'm hurting...although the meds are starting to kick in now.   )
LMAO! we can party in the house, but i can't take ma to the club. LOL
Shots all month....  
#133 | 1113 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm a Capricorn too.  Explains a lot, but this is why we get along so well.  

Hard to find people who understand what "perfection" really means, isn't it?

#134 | 1113 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

Hard to find people who understand what "perfection" really means, isn't it?

So true ... such is our lot in life, though.
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#135 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
can't believe you said that out loud. LOL
You've known me HOW long now?  
No shame in my game.  
You took your coat off and stood in the rain...  
#136 | 1113 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
Sports-Schmorts suggested to me that I should try a "Buttery Nipple" shot (vodka and Butterscotch Schnapps) so we made hem for Ladies' Night at the golf course - my new fav shot so CHEERS! Day one of the 30 days of shots down!!!
 yes, ive drank so many of those in one night. Yummy! Cheers!
Shots all month....  
#137 | 1113 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
this is also why neither has any alcohol at the ready.
Hey...my beer supply runneth over...just didn't seem like that big of celebration for you "June brats babies" to take a shot of beer at the designated hour when I'd already polished off 3 or 4 or 5 a couple or several more earlier.
#138 | 1113 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
You've known me HOW long now?  
No shame in my game.  
yes, but technically this is about me...and though it doesnt happen often....right now..ummm....
Shots all month....  
#139 | 1112 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
Sports-Schmorts suggested to me that I should try a "Buttery Nipple" shot (vodka and Butterscotch Schnapps) so we made hem for Ladies' Night at the golf course - my new fav shot so CHEERS! Day one of the 30 days of shots down!!!
They're perfect in the winter...or in the mornings...or lots of times!  I like to mix them as a drink (rather than "just a shot")...they are easily refreshed by adding a little-of this, little-of-that at any time- resulting in a pleasant little buzz at the end of the occasion. 

(Add Bailey's Irish Creme, too, for a treat, and I can drink 'em like chocolate milk!   )
#140 | 1112 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

out of absolute boredom, i painted an entire sheet of notepaper with a (thin) layer of white-out. now that i am ffffflying from the fyooms, i am heading out for the night. and a preem ptive cheers to you's.


p.s. stoney. the gas*hole gasol stuff. still cracking me up.

the nesbeith(from the monkees) love you!!
#141 | 1104 days ago
feresteanubogdan (+)

feresteanubogdan wrote:
is it a song?
thanks for the reply. i just saw it. must be a good song.
#142 | 1104 days ago

feresteanubogdan wrote:
thanks for the reply. i just saw it. must be a good song.
it is, you should give it a listen.
Shots all month....  
#143 | 1103 days ago
feresteanubogdan (+)

feresteanubogdan wrote:
thanks for the reply. i just saw it. must be a good song.
i did and i like it. thanks again

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