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Happy Wednesday, Superstars! I'm tired as usual. Birthday month kickoff was a big success (i think, who really knows) minus one of my stalkers not participating, but i did get to chill with one of my stalkees, so that was niiice... I think i'll say something nice to someone today...but we'll play it by ear. In the next seven days Burn Notice and True Blood return which makes me a very happy chick. Two of the best shows, you're not watching! You all need to correct that. And I hope all that mess from yesterday is over. Everyone needs to stop wearing your heart on your sleeve, and suck it up. Sh*t happens and always will unless you're dead...and i think it may happen at least once more after, I can't remember. Don't get sucked into the BS, most of us have been here before..nothing changes and most of us will still be here when it's over. So, go make a fun poll, resurrect an old one, hug an old man or something, just do something constructive. Consider this my constructivity because it's all i have in me today. Heart yous...Filter Error 06/02 Photo

And Hskr...how you doin?
| Closed on 06/15/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
29 Fans 
7%a. Morning!
17%b. Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...
3%c. "I vill break you."...
7%d. I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....
17%e. Zoinks!...
14%f. I want to stand with you on a mountain....
24%g. Shots, Day 2....
10%h. Cool Beans....

 &nbp;
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#1 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
So that u all know...I am FEENIN' for the NBA Finals to start...
The Los Angeles Lakers will reign Purple & Gold Fire on the Green Lepruamidgets starting Thursday!!

Let's crack this thang open...

Where ya at? to all my peoples with the funk
I'm the undercover brother dump your hoe in the trunk
Save all the sad songs and the tearjerkers
N****** step up it's the lyrical worker
The poems that i create ain't in paper back books
The poems that i create are for hookers and the crooks
My mental is excelling cuz i dabble in the books
I'm not the one to front on, so suboops-suboops
Yo i gets the pickens, i'm such a dayum dickens
If you step to this then the plot just thickens
I'll run you around the track like a bunny and a dog
To me, your just another mc on the log
A link on the chain, fluid on the brain
I boast of hype lyrics, and yours are mundane
See i can't maintain, especially if you come back
I'm the lyrical master blaster, yeah i can do that
I can also do your girl, so leave the hoe at home
Cuz when i get done, i'll have her strung on my bones
It's the no-joke pressure, that elevates my mind
Makes me pick up and go when it's time to drop a rhyme
My title is locked, the abstract poetic
I'm in the idle mode but my energy's kinetic
So smooth and debonair, especially for the ear
Gotta keep my thing in gear cuz it's evident and clear
That i will rock, rock, rock

Good Morning yall
Zoinks!...  
  
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#1 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
So that u all know...I am FEENIN' for the NBA Finals to start...
The Los Angeles Lakers will reign Purple & Gold Fire on the Green Lepruamidgets starting Thursday!!

Let's crack this thang open...

Where ya at? to all my peoples with the funk
I'm the undercover brother dump your hoe in the trunk
Save all the sad songs and the tearjerkers
N****** step up it's the lyrical worker
The poems that i create ain't in paper back books
The poems that i create are for hookers and the crooks
My mental is excelling cuz i dabble in the books
I'm not the one to front on, so suboops-suboops
Yo i gets the pickens, i'm such a dayum dickens
If you step to this then the plot just thickens
I'll run you around the track like a bunny and a dog
To me, your just another mc on the log
A link on the chain, fluid on the brain
I boast of hype lyrics, and yours are mundane
See i can't maintain, especially if you come back
I'm the lyrical master blaster, yeah i can do that
I can also do your girl, so leave the hoe at home
Cuz when i get done, i'll have her strung on my bones
It's the no-joke pressure, that elevates my mind
Makes me pick up and go when it's time to drop a rhyme
My title is locked, the abstract poetic
I'm in the idle mode but my energy's kinetic
So smooth and debonair, especially for the ear
Gotta keep my thing in gear cuz it's evident and clear
That i will rock, rock, rock

Good Morning yall
Zoinks!...  
#2 | 1417 days ago

Last day of school for the kiddos is tomorrow.  There goes the neighborhood (JK)  

Maybe leaving for Robs class reunion in N Georgia on Friday, Ashlie, need a beer store off of
I95 to load the truck.  Does your store have a big supply? 

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....  
#3 | 1417 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
So that u all know...I am FEENIN' for the NBA Finals to start...
The Los Angeles Lakers will reign Purple & Gold Fire on the Green Lepruamidgets starting Thursday!!

Let's crack this thang open...

Where ya at? to all my peoples with the funk
I'm the undercover brother dump your hoe in the trunk
Save all the sad songs and the tearjerkers
N****** step up it's the lyrical worker
The poems that i create ain't in paper back books
The poems that i create are for hookers and the crooks
My mental is excelling cuz i dabble in the books
I'm not the one to front on, so suboops-suboops
Yo i gets the pickens, i'm such a dayum dickens
If you step to this then the plot just thickens
I'll run you around the track like a bunny and a dog
To me, your just another mc on the log
A link on the chain, fluid on the brain
I boast of hype lyrics, and yours are mundane
See i can't maintain, especially if you come back
I'm the lyrical master blaster, yeah i can do that
I can also do your girl, so leave the hoe at home
Cuz when i get done, i'll have her strung on my bones
It's the no-joke pressure, that elevates my mind
Makes me pick up and go when it's time to drop a rhyme
My title is locked, the abstract poetic
I'm in the idle mode but my energy's kinetic
So smooth and debonair, especially for the ear
Gotta keep my thing in gear cuz it's evident and clear
That i will rock, rock, rock

Good Morning yall
Shots, Day 2....  
#4 | 1417 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:

Last day of school for the kiddos is tomorrow.  There goes the neighborhood (JK)  

Maybe leaving for Robs class reunion in N Georgia on Friday, Ashlie, need a beer store off of
I95 to load the truck.  Does your store have a big supply? 

yeah but not off of 95, 75
Shots, Day 2....  
#5 | 1417 days ago

 via Boski on Facebook:  has it on good authority that Dynomutt is the father of Scrappy Doo, who had a one-night stand with Bubbles the keyboard player for Jabberjaw.  (it went with the zoinks theme).

Hmm 2 references in 2 days from ashlie.  I might have a secret admirer (or crush as the q term goes).  I'm doing ok, had better days, had worst, and yes i read it in my best Joey voice.

Braves remain in 1st, and will leave for the west coast  in first.  Question, will it be 2.5 games or just a .5 game.  Tune in at 1ET to find out.  Also the Royals won, always happy with that.

The Quest for Lord Stanley resumes tonight, and while I believe Chicago has a stranglehold on this series, Philly takes tonight to make it LOOK interesting.

IF ashlie is actually crushing on me, just so you know I would be rooting against the lakers.

And this is for Ashlie if she is crushing on me, otherwise someone else can assume it's for them, and then send me lots of faux love:

Dig if u will the picture
Of u and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can u my darling
Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and u

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase u
Even doves have pride

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (A world that's so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold (Ya know he's 2 bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother)
She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why)
This is what it sounds like

When doves cry
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

Don't Cry (Don't Cry)
Zoinks!...  
#6 | 1417 days ago

Happy hump day people
I'm proud to participate in the area hated by 99.8% of the people who are part of this site
The Rockies won in extras last night, woohoo!  And here's to the Flyers at least trying to make it a series with the Blackhawks tonight..

And since I don't follow the rules, I'm continuing my crush (as if that's a huge surprise).. And with that I bring you 50 Cent to start your day on a good, and sexy note


Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this before
Soon as I come through the door she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Dripping wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
Shots, Day 2....  
#7 | 1417 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba, bam

Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba

(Guitar solo - Richie & instrumental)

Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
FADES-
Bamba, bamba... HEY!!!!
 
#8 | 1417 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 via Boski on Facebook:  has it on good authority that Dynomutt is the father of Scrappy Doo, who had a one-night stand with Bubbles the keyboard player for Jabberjaw.  (it went with the zoinks theme).

Hmm 2 references in 2 days from ashlie.  I might have a secret admirer (or crush as the q term goes).  I'm doing ok, had better days, had worst, and yes i read it in my best Joey voice.

Braves remain in 1st, and will leave for the west coast  in first.  Question, will it be 2.5 games or just a .5 game.  Tune in at 1ET to find out.  Also the Royals won, always happy with that.

The Quest for Lord Stanley resumes tonight, and while I believe Chicago has a stranglehold on this series, Philly takes tonight to make it LOOK interesting.

IF ashlie is actually crushing on me, just so you know I would be rooting against the lakers.

And this is for Ashlie if she is crushing on me, otherwise someone else can assume it's for them, and then send me lots of faux love:

Dig if u will the picture
Of u and I engaged in a kiss
The sweat of your body covers me
Can u my darling
Can u picture this?

Dream if u can a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and u

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (So cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

Touch if u will my stomach
Feel how it trembles inside
You've got the butterflies all tied up
Don't make me chase u
Even doves have pride

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world so cold? (World so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold
Maybe you're just like my mother
She's never satisfied (She's never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other
This is what it sounds like
When doves cry

How can u just leave me standing?
Alone in a world that's so cold? (A world that's so cold)
Maybe I'm just 2 demanding (Maybe, maybe I'm like my father)
Maybe I'm just like my father 2 bold (Ya know he's 2 bold)
Maybe you're just like my mother (Maybe you're just like my mother)
She's never satisfied (She's never, never satisfied)
Why do we scream at each other (Why do we scream, why)
This is what it sounds like

When doves cry
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)
When doves cry (Doves cry, doves cry)

Don't Cry (Don't Cry)
Ohhhh you get MADDDDDDDDDD RESPECTS for droppin the DOVES on 'em!!

Somebody been reading my post!!  Way to smash it, hsker!!!

Got me licking my fingertips and tippytoe-ing in the office!!  Hahahha!!  HUMP DAY Shenanigans!!
Zoinks!...  
#9 | 1417 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:
Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitan
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba, bam

Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba

(Guitar solo - Richie & instrumental)

Para bailar La Bamba
Para bailar La Bamba
Se necessita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia
Para mi, para ti, ay arriba, ay arriba
Ay, arriba arriba
Por ti sere, por ti sere, por ti sere

Bamba, bamba
Bamba, bamba
FADES-
Bamba, bamba... HEY!!!!
 
"What did he say?"
"...I dunno, but the chicks dig it!!"
Zoinks!...  
#10 | 1417 days ago

GPS coordinates please and thank you
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....  
#11 | 1417 days ago

callin out you LAKERS fan,,,,, lets put some Q bucks on the line or if in the immediate tri-sate ( NY NJ CT ) gimme me a holla. Sorry Ashlie, I like u  baby but Kobe wont get another ring this year!!!!
#12 | 1417 days ago

 nice Savage Garden tribute.....song makes me smile...tyvm...
Morning Q'rs, Have a great day...its gorgeous and hot, like Lamar Odom
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#13 | 1417 days ago

any reference to alcohol is all right with me
Shots, Day 2....  
#14 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy hump day people
I'm proud to participate in the area hated by 99.8% of the people who are part of this site
The Rockies won in extras last night, woohoo!  And here's to the Flyers at least trying to make it a series with the Blackhawks tonight..

And since I don't follow the rules, I'm continuing my crush (as if that's a huge surprise).. And with that I bring you 50 Cent to start your day on a good, and sexy note


Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this before
Soon as I come through the door she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Dripping wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip 'til every bubble in every bottle is gone

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
LMAO! about all of this.

and 99.8%...that number is a taaad higher than expected.
Shots, Day 2....  
#15 | 1417 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
callin out you LAKERS fan,,,,, lets put some Q bucks on the line or if in the immediate tri-sate ( NY NJ CT ) gimme me a holla. Sorry Ashlie, I like u  baby but Kobe wont get another ring this year!!!!
well, i dont know who's going to win it then because it sure as hell wont be a Celtic!
Shots, Day 2....  
#16 | 1417 days ago

 Feliz Día Joroba (Happy Hump Day) Amigos y Amigas!  Hope it is better than yesterday! 

I am feeling good today, looking forward to more Bubblegum Vodka shots tonight!! I hope that all the drama is done with for a while and everyone can move on. Maybe if its slow at work I can maybe make a poll or resurrect one. Who knows? 

I think that crush week is officially over but since my crushee posted La Bamba...it kind made me swoon 

Here is my mood for today...idk why it just is...

"Clumsy"

Can't help it
The girl can't help it [repeat 3x]

First time
That I saw your eyes
Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm
Played it cool
But I knew you knew
That cupid hit me, mmm mmm

[Chorus:]
You got me tripping, stumbling, flipping, fumbling
Clumsy cause I'm falling in love
You got me slipping, tumbling, sinking, fumbling
Clumsy cause I'm falling in love
So in love with you

Can't help it
The girl can't help it [repeat 3x]

Can't breath
When you touch my sleeve
Butterflies so crazy, mmm mmm
Whoa now, think I'm going down
Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm

[Chorus]

Can't help it
The girl can't help it [repeat 3x]

You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me
This love sick thing
I like serious relationships and a
A girl like me don't stay single for long
Cause everytime a boyfriend and I break up
My world is crushed and I'm all alone
The love bug crawls right back up and bites me and I'm back

Can't help it
The girl can't help it [repeat 3x]

[Chorus]

So in love with you
So in love with you 

Shots, Day 2....  
#17 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
well, i dont know who's going to win it then because it sure as hell wont be a Celtic!
care to make a wager on that?
#18 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! about all of this.

and 99.8%...that number is a taaad higher than expected.
I don't know, I think there are maybe 20-30 people that you intimidating ladies haven't scared away from the Filter Error 
Shots, Day 2....  
#19 | 1417 days ago

Morning Chidlers (I like this word, and I haven't used it in a while)!

I woke up this morning and thought to myself-------------------"I sooooooo want a pair of big underpants. " Just imagine the things you could do with them----------------------provide yourself some shade on hot days, you could swing in them, wear them as a skirt if  needed, provide warmth for a cold baby, work as a sling.....the  list is endless. By the way......I'd want them in purple. GO LAKERS!!!!!

Dodgers won last night--1-0....bottom of the 10th....Hotty Pants Kemp with the homerun. Bring on those Braves!

I was mean yesterday (though I was just going with what I was set up for.....but still), and I am going to be nothing but nice today. I even have  plans on hugging an old man today. My students will think I've been possessed but I don't care. I am on a "Be Nice" Mission.

So Posse Lovelies, have a joyfully productive day! May your hearts be filled with gladness, your eyes twinkle, and your entire body feel all sparkly!
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#20 | 1417 days ago

It is Wednesday and I am closer to the hump every minute...
Braves beat the Phillies AGAIN, wow, what a great baseball team... then the Falcons will come along afterward and end up in the playoffs... then the LA Kings in the playoffs... badda bing...
Lakers in 5, you read it here. Kobie... MVP... duh.
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Ashlie
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a **** ()
It's not your birthday!

National League West
Team W L Pct. GB Home Road East Cent. West L10 Strk
San Diego 31 21 .596 - 17-12 14-9 6-5 9-4 14-11 7-3 L 1
L.A. Dodgers 30 22 .577 1 17-8 13-14 2-7 9-9 17-5 6-4 W 3
Colorado 28 24 .538 3 15-9 13-15 11-8 2-5 13-10 8-2 W 2
San Francisco 27 24 .529 18-11 9-13 10-5 10-2 7-14 5-5 L 2
Arizona 20 33 .377 11½ 11-12 9-21 4-4 7-10 7-18 1-9 L 9


 San Fran =
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....  
#21 | 1417 days ago

"It is Wednesday and I am closer to the hump every minute..."

If you're sayin' what I think you're sayin' then I'm jealous........damn this workin' thing gets in the way of fun!!

Out to mow the lawn now that the hubby got the effing lawnmower to start. Then plant some pretty flowers before I get ready for work.  Men's night tonight on the golf course - usually great tips, but rain is in the forecast
Might see you all again much earlier than I thought.

BTW Ashlie, thanks for this - Filter Error has quickly become one of my very first stops of the day
 

Shots, Day 2....  
#22 | 1417 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
callin out you LAKERS fan,,,,, lets put some Q bucks on the line or if in the immediate tri-sate ( NY NJ CT ) gimme me a holla. Sorry Ashlie, I like u  baby but Kobe wont get another ring this year!!!!
AL...FIND ME, Brotha!!  I AM HERE!!!  Put Up Or Shut Up!!

DeeRigga WANTS THAT Bet!!  Bring It! 
Zoinks!...  
#23 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I don't know, I think there are maybe 20-30 people that you intimidating ladies haven't scared away from the Filter Error 
Oh, great.   Lay out a challenge like that.  Gonna be interesting.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#24 | 1417 days ago

NOBODY but them New Englanders like the Celts!!  ANYBODY in the Tri-State giving props to the Beantown Leprachauns know they will get run outta their homes!!

They about to git DONE, man...And You Know This...MAN!!
Zoinks!...  
#25 | 1417 days ago

Dee is just a little excited!
Shots, Day 2....  
#26 | 1417 days ago

Why is Rogers deleted...I hope no one really thought he was that other dude?
Shots, Day 2....  
#27 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Why is Rogers deleted...I hope no one really thought he was that other dude?
What other dude?
Shots, Day 2....  
#28 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
What other dude?
he made a nach joke this morning.
Shots, Day 2....  
#29 | 1417 days ago

Shots, Day 2....  
#30 | 1417 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
NOBODY but them New Englanders like the Celts!!  ANYBODY in the Tri-State giving props to the Beantown Leprachauns know they will get run outta their homes!!

They about to git DONE, man...And You Know This...MAN!!
you in the TRI-STATE, Dee?
#31 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
he made a nach joke this morning.
Wow! Looks like they deleted him.
Shots, Day 2....  
#32 | 1417 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
NOBODY but them New Englanders like the Celts!!  ANYBODY in the Tri-State giving props to the Beantown Leprachauns know they will get run outta their homes!!

They about to git DONE, man...And You Know This...MAN!!
Born on Staten Island...raised in L.A.
NEVER liked the Celtics (but will be the first to say I got mad respect for members of the team...its the ORGANIZATION)
Zoinks!...  
#33 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Wow! Looks like they deleted him.
wonder who was behind that....WOW!
Shots, Day 2....  
#34 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Wow! Looks like they deleted him.
hopefully it's not the start of a CaliKat crush jinx
Shots, Day 2....  
#35 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
hopefully it's not the start of a CaliKat crush jinx
If you don't watch it you will be my next crush!
Shots, Day 2....  
#36 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
wonder who was behind that....WOW!

Oh I think we know!

Shots, Day 2....  
#37 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
If you don't watch it you will be my next crush!


just don't get me deleted
Shots, Day 2....  
#38 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

Oh I think we know!

Oswald?
Shots, Day 2....  
#39 | 1417 days ago

.....


astros won last night. in walkoff fashion. so apart from the rogers disappearance, nothing can bring me down today.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#40 | 1417 days ago

I hope no one deleted rogers because I was joking with the nach thing, that was totally me goofing around. Sorry. Bummed out for sure if that is the reason.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....  
#41 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:


just don't get me deleted

I can't guarantee anything..LOL! But I will try not to

Shots, Day 2....  
#42 | 1417 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
I hope no one deleted rogers because I was joking with the nach thing, that was totally me goofing around. Sorry. Bummed out for sure if that is the reason.
If that is the reason, my fault for resurrecting the poll for him to tell that stupid, yet funny joke. Stupid me and being constructive!
Shots, Day 2....  
#43 | 1417 days ago

Rogers was booted?

Not your fault Beans, but I'm with Kat in who I think is at fault for this.
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#44 | 1417 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Rogers was booted?

Not your fault Beans, but I'm with Kat in who I think is at fault for this.
you girls are always so cryptic.. how am I supposed to feel like a part of this posseclique if I'm continually left out of the loop.. SOMEONE never fills me in on things unless I ask her
Shots, Day 2....  
#45 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
you girls are always so cryptic.. how am I supposed to feel like a part of this posseclique if I'm continually left out of the loop.. SOMEONE never fills me in on things unless I ask her
(edited because of possible instigation ....being mean and all that other stuff....sigh) Crud......ignore that. I am NICE today. I'm nice today. I will be nice today.


(Am I right Kat?)
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#46 | 1417 days ago

is there like a penalty for wrongful deletion?
Shots, Day 2....  
#47 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
kteacher wrote:
(edited because of possible instigation ....being mean and all that other stuff....sigh) Crud......ignore that. I am NICE today. I'm nice today. I will be nice today.


(Am I right Kat?)
(you are right, and if thats the case then I am surprised I am still here!)
And lets all be nice today!!
Shots, Day 2....  
#48 | 1417 days ago

What, Rogers is gone?    What the heck?

On a side note, I just noticed my respect hit the magic number.   Buahh  Haa Haa! 
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#49 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
is there like a penalty for wrongful deletion?
like an abortion? I think that's still legal
Shots, Day 2....  
#50 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
like an abortion? I think that's still legal
stop F**king being funny right now. WTF?!
Shots, Day 2....  
#51 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
(you are right, and if thats the case then I am surprised I am still here!)
And lets all be nice today!!
(you are right +1 or 2)
Shots, Day 2....  
#52 | 1417 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
What, Rogers is gone?    What the heck?

On a side note, I just noticed my respect hit the magic number.   Buahh  Haa Haa! 
Whats the magic number?
Shots, Day 2....  
#53 | 1417 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
What, Rogers is gone?    What the heck?

On a side note, I just noticed my respect hit the magic number.   Buahh  Haa Haa! 
Aw nuts.  Someone bumped me up. 
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#54 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Whats the magic number?
3 is the magic number.
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#55 | 1417 days ago

Grass is cut, or Lawn is mowed, depending on your preference.  Having a quick coffee break before planting the fleurs.  DAYUM it is a bee-yoo-teee-fulllllll day out today!
Shots, Day 2....  
#56 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
stop F**king being funny right now. WTF?!
he would have wanted it this way
Shots, Day 2....  
#57 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Whats the magic number?
I thought the smiley would have been a clue.  Respect.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#58 | 1417 days ago

wait... they got cliques in here?                     

 <------ my clique with their 'O' faces...
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....  
#59 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
(you are right +1 or 2)

(how about we stop resurrecting sh*t)  seems to get people in trouble!

Shots, Day 2....  
#60 | 1417 days ago

kteacher wrote:
3 is the magic number.
A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.
Shots, Day 2....  
#61 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by Michael_G)

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said M I C H A E L, a G with a double E
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the MICHAEL G
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie-CHICK
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat



i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to MICHAEL G so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie-CHICK
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on
i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a Michael G am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most

its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face

like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down

like comin alive to the MICHAEL G 
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the MICHAEL G
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the MICHAEL G  you see
the brother who rocks so viciously


  Can you hear me now!!
Zoinks!...  
#62 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
stop F**king being funny right now. WTF?!
it doesn't just turn off.. I apologize
Shots, Day 2....  
#63 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

(how about we stop resurrecting sh*t)  seems to get people in trouble!

true....and also, it'd been like what... A WHOLE MONTH since someone i am friends with disappeared.
Shots, Day 2....  
#64 | 1417 days ago

Thirty-nine candles burnt out on a cake
Each representin' a million mistakes
The last one still burns, there's a wish I can make
This time I'm getting' it right
So I close my eyes and I take a deep breath
And I promise myself in the time I have left

I'm gonna work like I don't need the money
I'm gonna laugh like I'm not afraid to cry
I'm gonna dance like nobody's watchin'
I'm gonna love while I still got the time


Lovin' me hasn't been easy on you
I don't know why, but I know you still do
It may be my day, but here's a present for you
You're lookin' at your new man
He's sincere and sober and faithful and kind
And he's home when you need him and girl startin' tonight

I'm gonna work like I don't need the money
I'm gonna laugh like I'm not afraid to cry
I'm gonna dance like nobody's watchin'
I'm gonna love while I still got the time


No more excuses and no more me doing things wrong
Life is too short, baby, I've wasted ours for too long
And baby from now on

I'm gonna work like I don't need the money
I'm gonna laugh like I'm not afraid to cry
I'm gonna dance like nobody's watchin'
I'm gonna love while I still got the time



I'm gonna work like I don't need the money I know I am
I'm gonna laugh like I'm not afraid to cry laugh laugh laugh
I'm gonna dance like nobody's watchin'I'm gonna dance I'm gonna dance
I'm gonna love while I still got the time
I'm gonna love while I still got the time
while I still got the time
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#65 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#66 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
true....and also, it'd been like what... A WHOLE MONTH since someone i am friends with disappeared.
True....
Shots, Day 2....  
#67 | 1417 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

This is all so odd.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#68 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
True....
maybe they should start taking odds in playbook on which of you is next...
Shots, Day 2....  
#69 | 1417 days ago

Michael_G wrote:

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said M I C H A E L, a G with a double E
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the MICHAEL G
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie-CHICK
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat



i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to MICHAEL G so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie-CHICK
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on
i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a Michael G am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most

its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face

like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down

like comin alive to the MICHAEL G 
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the MICHAEL G
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the MICHAEL G  you see
the brother who rocks so viciously


  Can you hear me now!!
Thanks a lot Clown! Now I'm singing the "Wedding Singer" version of that song, where the old lady is busting a move to that song
Shots, Day 2....  
#70 | 1417 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
This is all so odd.
Well Oddfool is here....
Shots, Day 2....  
#71 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
maybe they should start taking odds in playbook on which of you is next...
Thats crazy!
Shots, Day 2....  
#72 | 1417 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Well Oddfool is here....
Thank You all for noticing.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#73 | 1417 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Thanks a lot Clown! Now I'm singing the "Wedding Singer" version of that song, where the old lady is busting a move to that song
D
Zoinks!...  
#74 | 1417 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Thanks a lot Clown! Now I'm singing the "Wedding Singer" version of that song, where the old lady is busting a move to that song
Did ya notice I changed "Master G" to "Michael G"?!!
Zoinks!...  
#75 | 1417 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
Did ya notice I changed "Master G" to "Michael G"?!!
Ya missed one.   (4th paragraph, 5th line.)
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#76 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
it doesn't just turn off.. I apologize
don't.   it's what keeps me hanging on....
Shots, Day 2....  
#77 | 1417 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

There are about 10 of you guys that seem very close.  Maybe there IS a posse.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#78 | 1417 days ago

k, 8 pounds 6 ounces... new born infant jesus, help me remain nice today...temptation is a knocking on my door and Glenda is not around to answer it. Amen.
Shots, Day 2....  
#79 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by janet011685)
Dear God,

I'm sure you have a master plan and all that, but why must it include me having to work on my usual day off so I miss a sh*t-ton of Q important business?  My day was bad enough waking up all late-ish and having to fire up the pre-coffee turbo jets at the butt crack of dawn.  Then I get viciously attacked by Dracu-Dog (you know, the one who, in your grand divine plan, was to bite my neck a few months back, hence the nickname I have he dubbed) ... again.  Then I have to realize that my employer now owes me not $200, not $300, but over $600 from effing up my last 3 paychecks.  Now Rogs is gone without a trace?  What next?  Taking Bravo off the air?  No more Golden Girls reruns?  Ending the random seasonal comeback of the McRib?  I can't take today.  

Love,
J

PS - If this is asking too much, just say so, but ummm, one small request ... enough Seacrest.  Seriously.  Thank you.
"I vill break you."...  
#80 | 1417 days ago

Just because I'm smiling a right now:

 Oh, looking like another Bob Marley day
Hitting from the b*ng like a diesel train
And now we're hanging out this afternoon

We got weeds in the backyard, four feet tall
Cheech and Chong probably would have smoked them all
So, I'm on the couch this afternoon

Beer bottles laying on the kitchen floor
If we take them out back, we can buy some more
So I doubt we're going out this afternoon, oh

Better hang on if you're tagging along
'Cause we'll be doing this till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta

Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down, we'll do it all again
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon

Landlord says I should buy a tent
But he can kiss my ass 'cause I paid the rent
So I doubt, he'll kick me out this afternoon

Down on the corner in a seedy bar
Jukebox cranking out the CCR
Had a few to Suzie Q this afternoon, oh

Better hang on if you're tagging along
'Cause we'll be doing this till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta

Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down, we'll do it all again
Get up, go out, me and all my friends
Drink up, fall down, we'll do it all again, yeah
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon

Wear a wristwatch and alarm clock to see what time it ends
From the moment I wake up, I just love being with my friends
We barely get by, but have the best times and hope it never ends
We drink all day until we fall down, so we can do it all again

It's not a human walk, it's the human race
If we were living on the edge, taking too much space
So I'll doubt I'll figure out just what to do
But to kicking around, hanging out this afternoon, oh

Better hang on if you're tagging along
'Cause we'll be doing this till six in the morning
Nothing wrong with going all night long
Time to put the brakes on, doesn't matter when you gotta

Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up and fall down, we'll do it all again, yeah
Get up and go out, me and all my friends
Drink up and fall down, we'll do it all again

Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Just sitting around, hanging out this afternoon
Zoinks!...  
#81 | 1417 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Dear God,

I'm sure you have a master plan and all that, but why must it include me having to work on my usual day off so I miss a sh*t-ton of Q important business?  My day was bad enough waking up all late-ish and having to fire up the pre-coffee turbo jets at the butt crack of dawn.  Then I get viciously attacked by Dracu-Dog (you know, the one who, in your grand divine plan, was to bite my neck a few months back, hence the nickname I have he dubbed) ... again.  Then I have to realize that my employer now owes me not $200, not $300, but over $600 from effing up my last 3 paychecks.  Now Rogs is gone without a trace?  What next?  Taking Bravo off the air?  No more Golden Girls reruns?  Ending the random seasonal comeback of the McRib?  I can't take today.  

Love,
J

PS - If this is asking too much, just say so, but ummm, one small request ... enough Seacrest.  Seriously.  Thank you.
Talk about raderrific! Amen again.
Shots, Day 2....  
#82 | 1417 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Dear God,

I'm sure you have a master plan and all that, but why must it include me having to work on my usual day off so I miss a sh*t-ton of Q important business?  My day was bad enough waking up all late-ish and having to fire up the pre-coffee turbo jets at the butt crack of dawn.  Then I get viciously attacked by Dracu-Dog (you know, the one who, in your grand divine plan, was to bite my neck a few months back, hence the nickname I have he dubbed) ... again.  Then I have to realize that my employer now owes me not $200, not $300, but over $600 from effing up my last 3 paychecks.  Now Rogs is gone without a trace?  What next?  Taking Bravo off the air?  No more Golden Girls reruns?  Ending the random seasonal comeback of the McRib?  I can't take today.  

Love,
J

PS - If this is asking too much, just say so, but ummm, one small request ... enough Seacrest.  Seriously.  Thank you.
damn baby sounds like your havin a bad ahir day? wat a watter wit a wittle waby?
#83 | 1417 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Ya missed one.   (4th paragraph, 5th line.)
 FIXED....IN CAPS!!! 
Zoinks!...  
#84 | 1417 days ago

 Gary Coleman's Personalized Coffin:



Too Soon?
Zoinks!...  
#85 | 1417 days ago

Beaneaters wrote:
It is Wednesday and I am closer to the hump every minute...
Braves beat the Phillies AGAIN, wow, what a great baseball team... then the Falcons will come along afterward and end up in the playoffs... then the LA Kings in the playoffs... badda bing...
Lakers in 5, you read it here. Kobie... MVP... duh.
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go Ashlie
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a **** ()
It's not your birthday!

National League West
Team W L Pct. GB Home Road East Cent. West L10 Strk
San Diego 31 21 .596 - 17-12 14-9 6-5 9-4 14-11 7-3 L 1
L.A. Dodgers 30 22 .577 1 17-8 13-14 2-7 9-9 17-5 6-4 W 3
Colorado 28 24 .538 3 15-9 13-15 11-8 2-5 13-10 8-2 W 2
San Francisco 27 24 .529 18-11 9-13 10-5 10-2 7-14 5-5 L 2
Arizona 20 33 .377 11½ 11-12 9-21 4-4 7-10 7-18 1-9 L 9


 San Fran =
If that's San Fran, then I don't wanna know what Arizona is
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#86 | 1417 days ago

Kenne wrote:
If that's San Fran, then I don't wanna know what Arizona is
 I think Arizona is actually the image of Leonardo DiCrappio's dead frozen fingers slipping from the plywood...
Zoinks!...  
#87 | 1417 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Talk about raderrific! Amen again.
 
"I vill break you."...  
#88 | 1417 days ago

Ladies forget that Jamie-lee Curtis yogurt, try a black coffee (one sugar) twice a day. You're welcome... and that's one to grow, err, GO on.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#89 | 1417 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Ladies forget that Jamie-lee Curtis yogurt, try a black coffee (one sugar) twice a day. You're welcome... and that's one to grow, err, GO on.
Ha....you worried about our digestive systems? That is sooooo sweet of you Mr. Nyce.
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#90 | 1417 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
 FIXED....IN CAPS!!! 
Well, that was one I missed, but I was pointing to this one, not to mention the spelled out one (that one would be difficult)

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#91 | 1417 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Dear God,

I'm sure you have a master plan and all that, but why must it include me having to work on my usual day off so I miss a sh*t-ton of Q important business?  My day was bad enough waking up all late-ish and having to fire up the pre-coffee turbo jets at the butt crack of dawn.  Then I get viciously attacked by Dracu-Dog (you know, the one who, in your grand divine plan, was to bite my neck a few months back, hence the nickname I have he dubbed) ... again.  Then I have to realize that my employer now owes me not $200, not $300, but over $600 from effing up my last 3 paychecks.  Now Rogs is gone without a trace?  What next?  Taking Bravo off the air?  No more Golden Girls reruns?  Ending the random seasonal comeback of the McRib?  I can't take today.  

Love,
J

PS - If this is asking too much, just say so, but ummm, one small request ... enough Seacrest.  Seriously.  Thank you.
Big Hug
Shots, Day 2....  
#92 | 1417 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Ha....you worried about our digestive systems? That is sooooo sweet of you Mr. Nyce.
Or creepy.. either way
Shots, Day 2....  
#93 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Or creepy.. either way
I was thinking more along the "gross" lines, but creepy works in a pinch.
"I vill break you."...  
#94 | 1417 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Dear God,

I'm sure you have a master plan and all that, but why must it include me having to work on my usual day off so I miss a sh*t-ton of Q important business?  My day was bad enough waking up all late-ish and having to fire up the pre-coffee turbo jets at the butt crack of dawn.  Then I get viciously attacked by Dracu-Dog (you know, the one who, in your grand divine plan, was to bite my neck a few months back, hence the nickname I have he dubbed) ... again.  Then I have to realize that my employer now owes me not $200, not $300, but over $600 from effing up my last 3 paychecks.  Now Rogs is gone without a trace?  What next?  Taking Bravo off the air?  No more Golden Girls reruns?  Ending the random seasonal comeback of the McRib?  I can't take today.  

Love,
J

PS - If this is asking too much, just say so, but ummm, one small request ... enough Seacrest.  Seriously.  Thank you.
J your posts should be considered gospel and be revered accordingly. LOL I'm going to catalog them for posterity, that was J 6:02 by the way.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#95 | 1417 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I was thinking more along the "gross" lines, but creepy works in a pinch.
gross works well when talking about your own plumbing.. but when it moves onto others, it's creepy.. but it IS Marcus... Fetish? hmmmmm
Shots, Day 2....  
#96 | 1417 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
J your posts should be considered gospel and be revered accordingly. LOL I'm going to catalog them for posterity, that was J 6:02 by the way.
That would be from the Book of J (NJT)- New Jersey Translation  
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father....  
#97 | 1417 days ago

Kenne wrote:
If that's San Fran, then I don't wanna know what Arizona is


There ya go Kenne...wonder no more
Zoinks!...  
#98 | 1417 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
gross works well when talking about your own plumbing.. but when it moves onto others, it's creepy.. but it IS Marcus... Fetish? hmmmmm
I think he kinda WAS talking about his own plumbing.  
You think sage advice like that comes out of the blue?  
"I vill break you."...  
#99 | 1417 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Grass is cut, or Lawn is mowed, depending on your preference.  Having a quick coffee break before planting the fleurs.  DAYUM it is a bee-yoo-teee-fulllllll day out today!
lucky you. had plans to work in the yard this afternoon but the weather forecasters seem to have botched the outlook. shocking. i swear i don't think they could predict darkness after sundown and be right.
Morning!  
#100 | 1417 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
lucky you. had plans to work in the yard this afternoon but the weather forecasters seem to have botched the outlook. shocking. i swear i don't think they could predict darkness after sundown and be right.
Shots, Day 2....  
#101 | 1417 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I think he kinda WAS talking about his own plumbing.  
You think sage advice like that comes out of the blue?  
well it's times like those that it really seems like Marcus has been sent here for a purpose.. He may not know it, but he's touching lives
Shots, Day 2....  
#102 | 1417 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
lucky you. had plans to work in the yard this afternoon but the weather forecasters seem to have botched the outlook. shocking. i swear i don't think they could predict darkness after sundown and be right.
Well, I just joined YOUR club, cuz the T-clouds are building fast and te wind is so calm right now - I hate it - definitely gonna have a T-storm - probably about the time I should be leaving for work :(
Shots, Day 2....  
#103 | 1417 days ago

Michael_G wrote:


There ya go Kenne...wonder no more
if that's arizona, then i don't wanna know what houston is.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#104 | 1417 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
J your posts should be considered gospel and be revered accordingly. LOL I'm going to catalog them for posterity, that was J 6:02 by the way.
Can we get that published with the Q Yearbook that Kenne did?  
I think we should have a general quote-book compiled from the "Who Said It?" polls, too.  

A Q Trilogy.  Outstanding.  Can purchase them on the site as a multi-pack.  "The Gospel of J", "FanIQ Yearbook", and "The Quintessential Q Quote Book".  Marketing genius, I say.  Get on this.

Let's not even get started on the periodicals we could get into (QMZ anyone?).  
"I vill break you."...  
#105 | 1417 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if that's arizona, then i don't wanna know what houston is.
I'm picturing the Alamo, but that's San Antonio.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#106 | 1417 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if that's arizona, then i don't wanna know what houston is.

"Houston we have a problem, we are not cleared for take off"
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#107 | 1417 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
What, Rogers is gone?    What the heck?

On a side note, I just noticed my respect hit the magic number.   Buahh  Haa Haa! 
Not entirely sure what is going on, but I just looked above at Rogers avatar, and the text for his name is not black (deleted), it is blue.  His profile is up (at least it currently is).
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#108 | 1417 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Not entirely sure what is going on, but I just looked above at Rogers avatar, and the text for his name is not black (deleted), it is blue.  His profile is up (at least it currently is).
wow...the douche is back...maybe?

Shots, Day 2....  
#109 | 1417 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Not entirely sure what is going on, but I just looked above at Rogers avatar, and the text for his name is not black (deleted), it is blue.  His profile is up (at least it currently is).
I saw that too.    Creepy sh*t going on up in here.
"I vill break you."...  
#110 | 1417 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if that's arizona, then i don't wanna know what houston is.
and for you Hippie-Chick....I present...the Houston Astros

Zoinks!...  
#111 | 1417 days ago

Ouch!  Bad Clown...Bad.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#112 | 1417 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
and for you Hippie-Chick....I present...the Houston Astros

ohhh..."present" this:

 


(seriously, fart though. that's f*ckin funny.)

Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#113 | 1417 days ago

Oh, hey look...he's got a steak for the barbecue in Houston.
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#114 | 1417 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

ohhh..."present" this:

 


(seriously, fart though. that's f*ckin funny.)

I dig Johnny Cash!!! AND STEAK!!!! you're "rockin the deuce"!!!! 
Zoinks!...  
#115 | 1417 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Not entirely sure what is going on, but I just looked above at Rogers avatar, and the text for his name is not black (deleted), it is blue.  His profile is up (at least it currently is).
That is because when what happened happened....someone really thought that what he said was really true, and was deleted based on the fact, because that person that he said he was, has been banned on several occasions..... After further review, we know that he is not this person. Please (everyone), don't claim to be someone that you are not, especially someone that has been banned before, even if you are joking.
Zoinks!...  
#116 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Anthonyg7575 wrote:
That is because when what happened happened....someone really thought that what he said was really true, and was deleted based on the fact, because that person that he said he was, has been banned on several occasions..... After further review, we know that he is not this person. Please (everyone), don't claim to be someone that you are not, especially someone that has been banned before, even if you are joking.
Well, there goes my plans to call myself AnthonyG.      


(and thanks for the explanation.)
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#117 | 1417 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Well, there goes my plans to call myself AnthonyG.      


(and thanks for the explanation.)
At least you know you won't get booted....
Zoinks!...  
#118 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by Michael_G)
Anthonyg7575 wrote:
That is because when what happened happened....someone really thought that what he said was really true, and was deleted based on the fact, because that person that he said he was, has been banned on several occasions..... After further review, we know that he is not this person. Please (everyone), don't claim to be someone that you are not, especially someone that has been banned before, even if you are joking.
I'm really Elvis...
Zoinks!...  
#119 | 1417 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
I'm really Elvis...
Haven't seen Elvis on this site...Has he been banned?
Inside my mind couldn't find a place to rest...  
#120 | 1417 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Haven't seen Elvis on this site...Has he been banned?
No, he's in Kalamazoo, Michigan....working in a convenient store.
Zoinks!...  
#121 | 1417 days ago

Morning (yes...morning at 6:30pm) folks. Stupid addicting and terrible game keeping me up last night, and not falling asleep til late late. Hope you all have (had) a wonderful Wednesday.
Cool Beans....  
#122 | 1417 days ago

I'm Gina, couldn't you tell by the red hair....
Shots, Day 2....  
#123 | 1417 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'm Gina, couldn't you tell by the red hair....
It was the breasts that were the dead giveaway for me
Zoinks!...  
#124 | 1417 days ago

I've been away but I'll be back. It's hump day, so I may be more busy if I ride down to Hotlanta this week. Happy about my Braves!
#125 | 1417 days ago

Armando Galarraga just had his perfect game ruined on the 27th batter thanks to a bad call at first by Jim Joyce.

I kind of laugh only because it's the Tigers.
Cool Beans....  
#126 | 1417 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Chief_aka_James wrote:
Armando Galarraga just had his perfect game ruined on the 27th batter thanks to a bad call at first by Jim Joyce.

I kind of laugh only because it's the Tigers.
DUDE I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!!!!! 

Jim Joyce better have an armed escort for the rest of the series, most of the people in Detroit don't have a whole lot to lose. They may make Mr. Joyce disappear...... Jimmy Hoffa style
Shots, Day 2....  
#127 | 1417 days ago

DAY 2 SHOTS IN 2 MINUTES
Shots, Day 2....  
#128 | 1417 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I'm Gina, couldn't you tell by the red hair....
 I thought you were Ginger...
I want to stand with you on a mountain....  
#129 | 1417 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

The moment I fell in love with Kirsten Dunst.
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYgJpYyCCd4&feature=related
#130 | 1416 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
DAY 2 SHOTS IN 2 MINUTES

I PROMISE I did my shot - this time it was a Bubble gum - and I did the shot at the end of my work shift.  I didn't sign on last night tho

Shots, Day 2....  
#131 | 1416 days ago

Debi_L wrote:

I PROMISE I did my shot - this time it was a Bubble gum - and I did the shot at the end of my work shift.  I didn't sign on last night tho

i believe you. i'm going to have to try this bubblegum tonight.
Shots, Day 2....  
#132 | 1416 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
i believe you. i'm going to have to try this bubblegum tonight.
Its delish....and goes down so easy!!
Shots, Day 2....  
#133 | 1416 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Its delish....and goes down so easy!!
HEH!
Shots, Day 2....  
#134 | 1416 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
HEH!
I knew you would enjoy that! I was gonna say thats not the only thing...haha
Shots, Day 2....  
#135 | 1416 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I knew you would enjoy that! I was gonna say thats not the only thing...haha
I can't even say what my original response was, but you were definitely involved and somewhere Dee is losing his mind right now...
Shots, Day 2....  
#136 | 1416 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I can't even say what my original response was, but you were definitely involved and somewhere Dee is losing his mind right now...
LOL Dee would definitely be losin it
Shots, Day 2....  

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