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Why do my farts stink worse when I am sick? (Edited 06/07/10 02:49PM by )
I've noticed the last few days that my farts stink really bad. Normally, I like the smell of my farts (and the taste). Anyways, I can't stand the way they smell now, why do you think that is?
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#2 | 1564 days ago

oh wow. i can already tell i like you, man.

in my experience (story about my friend, not me of course. women don't fart.) kroger brand dipping sauce for chips will make your farts regular to the point of damn near asphyxiation, and the air biscuits are physically and even morally harmful.

saurkraut, cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and cauliflower are also some usual suspects.
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#1 | 1564 days ago

The sick gases in your body.  
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#2 | 1564 days ago

oh wow. i can already tell i like you, man.

in my experience (story about my friend, not me of course. women don't fart.) kroger brand dipping sauce for chips will make your farts regular to the point of damn near asphyxiation, and the air biscuits are physically and even morally harmful.

saurkraut, cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and cauliflower are also some usual suspects.
Well....  
#3 | 1564 days ago

Well....  
#4 | 1564 days ago

Taste? LOL
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#5 | 1564 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Alrighty then...
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#6 | 1564 days ago

Because your azz stanks!!

  Next hard question, please

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#7 | 1564 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Taste? LOL
what a great topic of conversation...........NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#8 | 1564 days ago
sin1919 (+)

#9 | 1564 days ago

Heyyy... is this the new Romper Room section that we asked for?
#10 | 1564 days ago

(Edited by SickPuppy)
you ate too much skunk cabbage and you've been using the wrong brown toothpaste
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#11 | 1564 days ago

Jeff_P wrote:
what a great topic of conversation...........NOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL....I didn't bring it up...he did.
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#12 | 1564 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

I guess its just the opposite for me,  Because im sick right now and my farts smell like Fazoli's.
#13 | 1564 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

From who? The PC? LOL.
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#14 | 1564 days ago
Anthonyg7575 (+)

Me? Noooooooooooo...
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#15 | 1564 days ago
ssusiej46 (+)

Something crawl    up your azz and die
Because...  
#16 | 1564 days ago
vindog (+)

I think you need to douche!
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#17 | 1564 days ago

LMAO!!!
#18 | 1564 days ago
bcchop (+)

(Edited by bcchop)
rotflmfao...... nothing like a good fart to make a party...lol
#19 | 1564 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
oh wow. i can already tell i like you, man.

in my experience (story about my friend, not me of course. women don't fart.) kroger brand dipping sauce for chips will make your farts regular to the point of damn near asphyxiation, and the air biscuits are physically and even morally harmful.

saurkraut, cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and cauliflower are also some usual suspects.
Sure sure  -- but does he have bacon strips to go along with it!!
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#20 | 1564 days ago
bcchop (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
oh wow. i can already tell i like you, man.

in my experience (story about my friend, not me of course. women don't fart.) kroger brand dipping sauce for chips will make your farts regular to the point of damn near asphyxiation, and the air biscuits are physically and even morally harmful.

saurkraut, cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and cauliflower are also some usual suspects.
LMAO.... girls don't fart?????? yea right. girl farts are the worst.....
#21 | 1564 days ago

bcchop wrote:
LMAO.... girls don't fart?????? yea right. girl farts are the worst.....
YUP -- damn near had my leg blown off by one
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#22 | 1564 days ago

Maybe you've done too much of the "Scoop and Feed" to yourself....
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#23 | 1564 days ago

WOW I THINK YOU WAS IN WAL MART THE OTHER DAY.BUT IT IS A REFRESHING POLL LETS ME KNOW I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NEEDS TO GET MORE OUT OF MY LIFE
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#24 | 1564 days ago
bcchop (+)

ever walked in to a wal mart drive by farting.... LMAO....
#25 | 1564 days ago
jerseybabe6131 (+)

I think this is a question for Medical Doc.com Can't we do better than this ?  REALLY
#26 | 1564 days ago
bcchop (+)

jerseybabe6131 wrote:
I think this is a question for Medical Doc.com Can't we do better than this ?  REALLY
all in fun  babe
#27 | 1563 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
oh wow. i can already tell i like you, man.

in my experience (story about my friend, not me of course. women don't fart.) kroger brand dipping sauce for chips will make your farts regular to the point of damn near asphyxiation, and the air biscuits are physically and even morally harmful.

saurkraut, cabbage, brussel sprouts, broccoli and cauliflower are also some usual suspects.
 
#28 | 1563 days ago
Blonde_Kitten (+)

bcchop wrote:
LMAO.... girls don't fart?????? yea right. girl farts are the worst.....
I resemble that... haha
#29 | 1563 days ago
bcchop (+)

Blonde_Kitten wrote:
I resemble that... haha
aaaaaaa your farts don't stink...do they?...lmao...
#30 | 1563 days ago
bcchop (+)

it ain't pretty....
#31 | 1563 days ago
vindog (+)

bcchop wrote:
ever walked in to a wal mart drive by farting.... LMAO....
We refer to that as " Crop Dusting" out here- LOL!
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#32 | 1563 days ago
Blonde_Kitten (+)

bcchop wrote:
aaaaaaa your farts don't stink...do they?...lmao...
Wanna find out?...
#33 | 1563 days ago
bcchop (+)

rotflmfao................  i'll take your word for it...lol
#34 | 1563 days ago
bcchop (+)

vindog wrote:
We refer to that as " Crop Dusting" out here- LOL!
usualy left by some one that smelled better AFTER the fart....
#35 | 1563 days ago
bcchop (+)

i didn't hijack the thread we'r still talking farts...
#36 | 1557 days ago

Oh man, I just farted again and it was epic.
#37 | 1557 days ago

i strive for consistency. mine are extremely rancid and putrid whether i'm sick or not. anything worth doing is worth doing right ALL THE TIME.
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