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How naughty can you get??
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| Closed on 07/08/10 at 05:00PM
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38 Fans 
29%a. pleasantly naughty
8%b. annoyingly naughty
63%c. naughty naughty

 &nbp;
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#5 | 1079 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

On here? Geez, lets see... Hey baby, come here so I can kiss you WITHOUT tongue, while I caress your tight ilttle SHOULDER. You are soo CUTE, I just want slap your HAND and give you a high five. Bend over baby, I want you to give me a PIGGY BACK RIDE, you will SCREAM my name because...we are playing hide and go seek, and you cant find me. Baby, its time for you to GO DOWN to the store and get some CONDOMS, because they make great water ballons and we are going to have a water ballon fight. I am going to get you soo WET, because i threw a water ballon at you....and then... we gonna F* CK!!!
 

  
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#1 | 1079 days ago
bcchop (+)

depends on who i'm gettin naughty with... >:)
naughty naughty  
#2 | 1079 days ago

<~~~~~~ put the naut in naughty,,when i good im VERY good! ...when !I'm BAD  I'm BETTER!!!
naughty naughty  
#3 | 1079 days ago

Depends on my mood.  I can be clean-minded, or I can have my mind in the gutter.
#4 | 1079 days ago
bcchop (+)

i'm over due for some "bad" behavior...
naughty naughty  
#5 | 1079 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

On here? Geez, lets see... Hey baby, come here so I can kiss you WITHOUT tongue, while I caress your tight ilttle SHOULDER. You are soo CUTE, I just want slap your HAND and give you a high five. Bend over baby, I want you to give me a PIGGY BACK RIDE, you will SCREAM my name because...we are playing hide and go seek, and you cant find me. Baby, its time for you to GO DOWN to the store and get some CONDOMS, because they make great water ballons and we are going to have a water ballon fight. I am going to get you soo WET, because i threw a water ballon at you....and then... we gonna F* CK!!!
 

#6 | 1078 days ago

 I'm just an innocent minded guy. That stuff never ever crosses my mind. 
#7 | 1078 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

I wish we could date.
#8 | 1078 days ago
jerseybabe6131 (+)

Oh it definitely depends who I am getting naughty with!!  But with the right person I can be VERY naughty  LMAO
#9 | 1078 days ago

I don't get naughty with just anyone.  But once I'm in it, I'm IN it.  
#10 | 1078 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

My conscience.   Ohhhhh Hisssst!   
#11 | 1078 days ago

I can get pretty naughty.  I don't leave the house without my handcuffs!  You never know when you'll need them!!!  Oh and I'm not a cop by the way!  I know a few people are thinking that!  lol 
naughty naughty  
#12 | 1078 days ago

Want Some...Get Some
Bad Enough?  Take It All
naughty naughty  
#13 | 1078 days ago

OK...  but forget a few feathers...  I've got the whole chicken!!    
#14 | 1078 days ago

I can show you better than tell you
naughty naughty  
#15 | 1078 days ago

I'm not telling....but there have been a few lucky ones to find out...
naughty naughty  
#16 | 1078 days ago

hmmmmmmmmmm, as naughty as the person im with wants to be,hehe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
#17 | 1078 days ago

i can get naughty but if you'll see the attached diagram, it's rarely pretty:

#18 | 1078 days ago

(Edited by Anthonyg7575)
naughty naughty  
#19 | 1078 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)




something like this!! but better
#20 | 1078 days ago
vindog (+)

Naughty is too TAME of a word to decribe me- it just sounds sooooooooo ummmm Boring to me!
naughty naughty  
#21 | 1078 days ago

 I'm just an angel like that.
#22 | 1078 days ago

This was pretty naughty! 

The two new women in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive B1T%H!

#23 | 1078 days ago

n-nibbling on my spouses ears and back
a-adjusting the pillows on the bed for her
u-undoing her lingerie with my teeth
g-gently massaging her body
h-holding her close to me
t-touching every part of her
y-yelling her name as we make love

that's naughty for me...
pleasantly naughty  
#24 | 1078 days ago



 ya'll are so bad  lol     im not sure i can even spell naugty 
pleasantly naughty  
#25 | 1078 days ago
bcchop (+)

If i want more i'll lock the door...
naughty naughty  
#26 | 1078 days ago

 Probably why I'm single, eh?
#27 | 1078 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
<~~~~~~ put the naut in naughty,,when i good im VERY good! ...when !I'm BAD  I'm BETTER!!!
YOU SAUCY WENCH.  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
naughty naughty  
#28 | 1078 days ago
Blonde_Kitten (+)

I'm an angel... The horns are just there to hold the halo straight.

#29 | 1078 days ago

 I'll work on that. Cactus Jack is Mike as well, so I can be his protege I guess.
#30 | 1078 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 I'll work on that. Cactus Jack is Mike as well, so I can be his protege I guess.
I feel another crush week coming on...but i won't be assigning you to her again. She really got a raw deal.
naughty naughty  
#31 | 1078 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I feel another crush week coming on...but i won't be assigning you to her again. She really got a raw deal.
I'm so not participating this time.  I got a raw deal, too.  My crush was here for like 18 minutes that entire week.    Still rebuilding my self-esteem.
#32 | 1078 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm so not participating this time.  I got a raw deal, too.  My crush was here for like 18 minutes that entire week.    Still rebuilding my self-esteem.
oh, yes you will and you may get a do-over!
naughty naughty  
#33 | 1078 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh, yes you will and you may get a do-over!
I used all my good material last time.  Well, at least all the good uncensored material.  
#34 | 1077 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
YOU SAUCY WENCH.  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
lololol...mmmmhmmm, i resemble that remark!!
naughty naughty  
#35 | 1077 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I feel another crush week coming on...but i won't be assigning you to her again. She really got a raw deal.
I must've missed crush week.  Would've been fun! 

OK now on the naughty!  It more fun to be bad!  Bring on the whips, chains, cuffs and fresh fruit!  I like to mix eating with pleasure!  Doesn't everyone?
naughty naughty  
#36 | 1077 days ago
Pop_Tart (+)

You'd have to know me to find that out!
#37 | 1077 days ago

MartinTide wrote:
I must've missed crush week.  Would've been fun! 

OK now on the naughty!  It more fun to be bad!  Bring on the whips, chains, cuffs and fresh fruit!  I like to mix eating with pleasure!  Doesn't everyone?
OK, mother has liiiiiived, but seriously.  How do you go from whips/chains/cuffs to fresh fruit in that sequence?  

"Give it to me.  Yeah, whip me like that. Owww!  Yes master!  May I have another blueberry, master?"  

(Besides, everyone knows you use the name of a fruit as your "safe word".   Duh.)

I hate me, but man do I love this thread.  
#38 | 1077 days ago

MartinTide wrote:
I must've missed crush week.  Would've been fun! 

OK now on the naughty!  It more fun to be bad!  Bring on the whips, chains, cuffs and fresh fruit!  I like to mix eating with pleasure!  Doesn't everyone?
I didn't know their was a protocol for being naughty. Please fill me in. lol I am all ears to hear your take on the sequence needed for being oh so naughty! I'm sure you have a nice long list. ;p
naughty naughty  
#39 | 1077 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
OK, mother has liiiiiived, but seriously.  How do you go from whips/chains/cuffs to fresh fruit in that sequence?  

"Give it to me.  Yeah, whip me like that. Owww!  Yes master!  May I have another blueberry, master?"  

(Besides, everyone knows you use the name of a fruit as your "safe word".   Duh.)

I hate me, but man do I love this thread.  
I don't ever use a name of a fruit as my safe word.  It's just too plain for me.  I use something that will make the action stop like...

"Flubber nugget" or "TeetleBum"  I use something silly and totally out of any realm of what adventurous thing is going on in the bedroom. 
naughty naughty  
#40 | 1077 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i can get naughty but if you'll see the attached diagram, it's rarely pretty:

 Greatest. Post. (Using a Chart). Ever.  (-1 for misspelling "likelihood" but I know you didn't make it...)
pleasantly naughty  
#41 | 1077 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 I'm only naughty with my better half but she's far naughtier than me, so I just try to keep up and that's fun enough. 
pleasantly naughty  
#42 | 1077 days ago

As naughty as need be. 
pleasantly naughty  
#43 | 1077 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
 Greatest. Post. (Using a Chart). Ever.  (-1 for misspelling "likelihood" but I know you didn't make it...)
i did make it
#44 | 1077 days ago

you charmer....
#45 | 1077 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i did make it
Oops. Did I mention I hate the Astros right now?
pleasantly naughty  
#46 | 1077 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
Oops. Did I mention I hate the Astros right now?
it feels sooooo good to hear that. for the first time this year, astros are playing well enough to stir up hate. i'm so proud of my boys 
#47 | 1077 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
OK, mother has liiiiiived, but seriously.  How do you go from whips/chains/cuffs to fresh fruit in that sequence?  

"Give it to me.  Yeah, whip me like that. Owww!  Yes master!  May I have another blueberry, master?"  

(Besides, everyone knows you use the name of a fruit as your "safe word".   Duh.)

I hate me, but man do I love this thread.  
A) yeah yeah, you were a slore, we GET it
B) you're a horrible actress.. and we both know the chaise would be the best of both worlds
C) safe words are for quitters and quakers
D) I hate you too
naughty naughty  
#48 | 1077 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
A) yeah yeah, you were a slore, we GET it
B) you're a horrible actress.. and we both know the chaise would be the best of both worlds
C) safe words are for quitters and quakers
D) I hate you too
A)  YOU don't get it, but damn you wish you did.  
B)  Agreed.
C)  Tell that to David Carradine.  
D)  I'm a horrible actress, but YOU are a horrible liar.  
#49 | 1077 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
A)  YOU don't get it, but damn you wish you did.  
B)  Agreed.
C)  Tell that to David Carradine.  
D)  I'm a horrible actress, but YOU are a horrible liar.  
A) Not at this very moment, but of course
B) Still in agreement
C) David Carradine was murdered by perverted ninjas
D) I am a horrible liar, yes, that's basically a very truthful statement
naughty naughty  
#50 | 1077 days ago
bcchop (+)

naughty by nature,,,,, naughty can be a little smile across the room or a intamate touch when no one is looking or under a table with otheres right there or  "meet me out side in 5 min's and bring a condom..  >:) .lol
naughty naughty  
#51 | 1077 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
A) Not at this very moment, but of course
B) Still in agreement
C) David Carradine was murdered by perverted ninjas
D) I am a horrible liar, yes, that's basically a very truthful statement
A)  Shutup, this was supposed to end with MY rebuttal.  Learn the rules.
B)  Blah, blah ... ditto.
C)  Whatever he's into ... either way, a safe word would have helped.
D)  See "A".


#52 | 1077 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
A)  Shutup, this was supposed to end with MY rebuttal.  Learn the rules.
B)  Blah, blah ... ditto.
C)  Whatever he's into ... either way, a safe word would have helped.
D)  See "A".


A) you adore it
that is all

naughty naughty  
#53 | 1077 days ago

Gross!
naughty naughty  
#54 | 1077 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:



something like this!! but better
.....
naughty naughty  
#55 | 1077 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
it feels sooooo good to hear that. for the first time this year, astros are playing well enough to stir up hate. i'm so proud of my boys 
 It won't last 
pleasantly naughty  
#56 | 1077 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Gross!
Rolling Eyes
naughty naughty  
#57 | 1077 days ago

I DO ALL TO BE NAUGTHY, I AM AN SPECIALIST, IS FUN, AND I AM SURE WHEN I BE DIED, I GO AT THE SKY LIKE AN ARROW.- KICK ALL THE PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOD AND BORED, HURRA TO THE NAUGTHY .-
naughty naughty  
#58 | 1077 days ago

Just to think that someone might have a crush on me.........In my imagination 
#59 | 1075 days ago

 Really? Do tell...
#60 | 1075 days ago

Ugh.
naughty naughty  
#61 | 1075 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Ugh.
LOL
pleasantly naughty  
#62 | 1075 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

I have no clue, I'm still a virgin ... What?
#63 | 1075 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
kobe_lova wrote:
Ugh.
 I have always been told women like sensitive men.
naughty naughty  
#64 | 1074 days ago
jerseybabe6131 (+)

Jeff_P wrote:
hmmmmmmmmmm, as naughty as the person im with wants to be,hehe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Come on sosa give us a hint.. lol
#65 | 1051 days ago

i'm a pig. 'nuff said?
naughty naughty  

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