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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Hello. I'm in a mood...a horrible one, to be exact. GO Lakers! Boston has won their second game...there will be no more. Glad they got that one out of the way early. I have nothing else...but i hope you f**kers are entertaining today.
| Closed on 06/21/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
27 Fans 
19%a. It's Friday...
0%b. I have no choice cause I won't say goodbye anymore...
0%c. For crying out loud...
15%d. Once you pop, you can't stop...
19%e. We're gonna need a bigger boat...
37%f. Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...
4%g. Day 11 Shots....
7%h. Oh Beans...

 &nbp;
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#7 | 1074 days ago

 (Edited by kteacher)
Morning!

So yesterday I went on a field trip with my class.....great place, lots of Native American stuff, weapons, paintings, and such to entertain and hold the interest of my students. Everything went smoothly despite having one of my girls  forget her lunch at school. Apparently she missed the 7 times one of my parents and I asked if all the lunches were in the box, as well as the three large boxes being loaded in the bus. Kids! Luckily there is always a bunch of kids willing to share food. I EVEN found out some dirt at lunch while talking to the other teacher. It was a great day till our trip home.

Ever been on a hot bus with 50 kids for an hour and 30 minutes? Thank you tanker spill!  I'm just thankful for cell phones (I exchanged some pretty funny texts with the other teacher and my sis during that adventure) and my students cast iron stomachs and surprisingly strong bladders. I thought for sure a couple would get sick or have to go to the bathroom. The teacher god holding the iridescent apple was really looking out for us. We got back to school exactly 2 minutes  before the bell rang to go home. Whoo Hoo!

Then, I learned of a possible end of the year teacher scrum. I will update when the details are much more clear. I already have my side picked out.

Then X' 2------Lakers were beat by a team with a Mouth Breather, a nasty thick spit drooler with a big forehead, and alien children. I blame myself for not doing what I did on Tuesday. This won't happen again. Go LAKERS!!!!!!!!

Not sure if the Dodgers won last night, but GO DODGERS!

That is it. May you all have lovely days with no one stinking up the loo (FYI---NO POO AT WORK!!!)! Remember hug an older person, smile at a baby or kid, and beware of those who never close their mouths.

*OH...and here's a shout out and early birthday wish to one of the coolest if not THE coolest Qer around----------------Happy Early Birthday Frijoles!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#1 | 1074 days ago

bp spills coffee

best monty python ever?

i was sent both of these yesterday when i was in a scorcher of a bad mood. if both don't make you laugh or lift your mood just a scooch, you may be a robot. hope i helped.

We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#2 | 1074 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

I overslept so I dont have time for a song... Happy friday!!
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#3 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Funny stuff!
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#4 | 1074 days ago

 (Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
Happy Friday all!!
Rough night on the ice last night.. Couldn't even drag myself up to the bar afterward.. Oh well, could be worse things.
Go Celtics!!! I know they won, but have no idea what the score was.. was it close?
The Blue Jays come into town tonight, and hopefully the Rockies remember what time the games start this series.. Unlike that 4 day debacle against the Astros..
It has been in the 90s recently here, and this weekend we are looking at highs in the upper 50s, and snow above 9500 feet in the mountains... Weeeeeeiiiiiirrrrrrd


Coop - "Steve Perry, Steve Perry.... And I should have been gone, long ago.. Oh yeah he missed it"
Reimer - "We said no more Journey psych outs"
Coop - "Dude I'm running out of ideas"

Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind
Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire

They say that the road
Ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line
It's been you and me
And lovin' a music man
Ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile
Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
Lost without you

And being apart
Ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Whooa, oh-oh-ooh
Whooa, oh-oh-ooh, oh
Whooa, oh-oh-oh, oh-whoooooa-oh
Faithfully
I'm still yours

I'm forever yours
Ever yours
Faithfully
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#5 | 1074 days ago

 Happy Friday.  Made it.  Just a few short hours to the actual weekend.

   - Leigh:   Saw the BP coffee spill myself yesterday.  Awesome skit about the idiocy.  And the Ministry of Silly Walks,  always gets a chuckle.  

   -  Jamie:  I've enjoyed watching (and playing) soccer since the 5th grade when introduced to the game by my teacher, who immigrated from Greece.  
        What gets me is, I don't watch a lot of TV.  I use Hulu and other sites online to catch up on the few shows I watch.  Just recently got introduced to ESPN3, which streams games online.  My service provider includes it in our service.  Unfortunately, it still does not show a lot of Pro games.     I just received an email from the site about the World Cup.  The email touted upcoming games including the anticipated USA vs. England.  
         When I checked into the site to check the schedule, there is NO SIGN of the US/England game, which is to start Saturday at 10:30 PST.  What the hell???

Anyways, enjoy the day and have a great weekend.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#6 | 1074 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:

bp spills coffee

best monty python ever?

i was sent both of these yesterday when i was in a scorcher of a bad mood. if both don't make you laugh or lift your mood just a scooch, you may be a robot. hope i helped.

cant see either one at work, but i appreciate you.
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#7 | 1074 days ago

 (Edited by kteacher)
Morning!

So yesterday I went on a field trip with my class.....great place, lots of Native American stuff, weapons, paintings, and such to entertain and hold the interest of my students. Everything went smoothly despite having one of my girls  forget her lunch at school. Apparently she missed the 7 times one of my parents and I asked if all the lunches were in the box, as well as the three large boxes being loaded in the bus. Kids! Luckily there is always a bunch of kids willing to share food. I EVEN found out some dirt at lunch while talking to the other teacher. It was a great day till our trip home.

Ever been on a hot bus with 50 kids for an hour and 30 minutes? Thank you tanker spill!  I'm just thankful for cell phones (I exchanged some pretty funny texts with the other teacher and my sis during that adventure) and my students cast iron stomachs and surprisingly strong bladders. I thought for sure a couple would get sick or have to go to the bathroom. The teacher god holding the iridescent apple was really looking out for us. We got back to school exactly 2 minutes  before the bell rang to go home. Whoo Hoo!

Then, I learned of a possible end of the year teacher scrum. I will update when the details are much more clear. I already have my side picked out.

Then X' 2------Lakers were beat by a team with a Mouth Breather, a nasty thick spit drooler with a big forehead, and alien children. I blame myself for not doing what I did on Tuesday. This won't happen again. Go LAKERS!!!!!!!!

Not sure if the Dodgers won last night, but GO DODGERS!

That is it. May you all have lovely days with no one stinking up the loo (FYI---NO POO AT WORK!!!)! Remember hug an older person, smile at a baby or kid, and beware of those who never close their mouths.

*OH...and here's a shout out and early birthday wish to one of the coolest if not THE coolest Qer around----------------Happy Early Birthday Frijoles!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#8 | 1074 days ago

 Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
Now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me
I love peace for melody
And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved

So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours

Scooch on over closer dear
And i will nibble your ear

I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and laughed
I guess what I'm be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanity and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue

But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure

Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find that the sky is yours
Please don't, please don't, please don't
There's no need to complicate
Cause our time is short
This oh this this is out fate, I'm yours!
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#9 | 1074 days ago

 NOT by me.

I know you secretly love California.
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#10 | 1074 days ago

 Did anyone else see the 13 year old girl on the Today show yesterday drop the C*nt bomb not once but twice?
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#11 | 1074 days ago
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#12 | 1074 days ago

  Good Morning America, It's Friday!!!

Braves won, Royals won.  

Just got back from a sports physical for my son, my daughters is this afternoon.  Stupid effing doctors who can't get these things scheduled at the same time.

South Africa tied Mexico to keep hosts teams Undefeated in World Cup openers.  France and Uruguay at 2ET.

The Colorado Buffaho's have joined the Pac-10 (11), and Nebraska could be off to the Big 10 (11) today.  After some reading, radio listening, and talking to friends back home, it seems Nebraska could be doing this for academic reasons and research also, so I am happy about that.  I feel bad for Kansas, because all this moving around is Football related, which in honesty, the NCAA has no control over, while all other sports (ie KU Basketball) get shafted.  Stupid f**king money.

No song for now, maybe later I'll be inspired.
It's Friday...  
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#13 | 1074 days ago

  Yeah, pretty sure I'm young and immature as well and yet I've failed to be accused of rape once, let alone twice.
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#14 | 1074 days ago

 I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...

Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye

(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye

I'm giving up I know for sure
I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye Bye
I'm checkin' out
I'm signin' off
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough

Don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two
So I'm leavin' you behind
Bye, bye, bye...

I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...)
Bye, Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool)
But it ain't no lie
Baby bye, bye, bye...

Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough),
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough).
Might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Bye, bye, bye

Day 11 Shots....  
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#15 | 1074 days ago

 As promised for boy-band Phryday (that's right sexies!!) a lil LFO check list.

✓ New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits 
✓ Honies that rock Abercrombie & Fitch
✓ Chinese food makes you sick
✓ Hip Hop marmalade (??)
✓ Rhyme "Spic and Span" with "began"
****BONUS:******
✓ You're banging the ghost whisperer

If you can only check off 4 or less you're probably more 3Deep or 98 degree material.

Other notes of interest from Midnight Club ATL:
Stoney's rack is a solid 8.5, J's are probably 9's (9.5's if she's angry or a lil chilly)
QMZ cannot confirm or deny any of this information at the time of this post.

Stay thirsty my friends.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#16 | 1074 days ago

 Lets go CELTICS!!!!
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#17 | 1074 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
As promised for boy-band Phryday (that's right sexies!!) a lil LFO check list.

✓ New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits 
✓ Honies that rock Abercrombie & Fitch
✓ Chinese food makes you sick
✓ Hip Hop marmalade (??)
✓ Rhyme "Spic and Span" with "began"
****BONUS:******
✓ You're banging the ghost whisperer

If you can only check off 4 or less you're probably more 3Deep or 98 degree material.

Other notes of interest from Midnight Club ATL:
Stoney's rack is a solid 8.5, J's are probably 9's (9.5's if she's angry or a lil chilly)
QMZ cannot confirm or deny any of this information at the time of this post.

Stay thirsty my friends.
This sh*t right here....made me .

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#18 | 1074 days ago

 kantwistaye wrote:
 Yeah, pretty sure I'm young and immature as well and yet I've failed to be accused of rape once, let alone twice.
 You're obviously doing something wrong.

Oh wait, you're in Wisconsin.  My bad.
It's Friday...  
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#19 | 1074 days ago

 alainpeartree wrote:
Lets go CELTICS!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Where is that Poor Quality button?
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#20 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Lyrics from N'sync? Im going to have to counter this with real lyrical content.

There's a double standard for the way we live
If there's nothing to have, well then there's nothing to give
I'll break a sweat and I don't regret
What you'd kill to see brings out the god in me

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

The man of a thousand retirements
Will always be the one to tell you when to quit
I won't take stock in a withered man
I'm reaching into you, I'll make you understand

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge

Come and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concreteCome and be with me
Live my twisted dream
Pro devoted pledge
Time for primal concrete sledge
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#21 | 1074 days ago
(+)

kobe_lova wrote:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Where is that Poor Quality button?
whadda matter baby!!!!!
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#22 | 1074 days ago

 I know when he's been on your mind
That distant look is in your eyes 
I thought with time you'd realize it's over, over
It's not the way I choose to live
And something somewhere's gotta give
A share in this relationship gets older, older

You know I'd fight for you but how could I fight someone who isn't even there
I've had the rest of you now I want the best of you I don't care if that's not fair

Cuz I want it all
Or nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call 
You leave me here with nothing at all

There are time it seems to me
I'm sharing you with memories
I feel it in my heart but I don't show it , show it
Then there's times you look at me
As thought I'm all that you could see
Those times I don't believe it's right I know it , know it

Don't make me promises baby you never did know how to keep them well
I had the rest of you now I want the best of you it's time to show and tell

Cuz I want it all
Or nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call 
You leave me here with nothing at all

Cuz you and I
Could lose it all if you've got no more room 
Nowhere inside for me in your life

Cuz I want it all
Or Nothing at all
There's nowhere left to fall
It's now or never

Is it all
Or Nothing at all
When you reach the bottom it's now or never
Is it all
Or are we just friends
Is this how it ends
With a simple telephone call 
You leave me here with nothing at all 
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#23 | 1074 days ago

 AHHHHHHHHHHHH! 
Yeah...Can't stand when the LAKERS lose or when the CELTICS win...but I'm not trippin'...yet

TGIF and with that...Git on Deeeeezzzzz Nuuuuttttzzzz!! 

I have no rants today, cuz I ranted like the DEVIL last night at that fat drooling Sack-case and his little midget Tattoo last night, so today I am dedicating this to a very special person...I don't think we appreciate enough here, so this one is to show mine.
Hope YOU like it...and to everyone else...the day is half done!!!  LET"S GET READY TO RUMBLE, BUMBLE & STUMMMMBBBLLLLEE!!!!!!!!!!  

It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them.
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
it could be that with you.

If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me.
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing.

It's not the make up and it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide.

If I had a photogaph of you
it's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing.

It's not the things you say
it's not the things you do
It must be something more.
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me
is it all for nothing
just don't walk out the door.

If I had a photograph of you
it's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

YEAHHHHHH!!   OKAYYYY!!
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#24 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Or this.

[Spoken:]
How I've waited for you to come
I've been here all alone
Now that you've arrived
Please stay a while
And I promise I won't keep you long
I'll keep you forever

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead cold flesh pacifies [sings "appease"] the means
Provoking images delicate features so smooth
A pleasant fragrance in the light of the moon

Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptation's lost all control

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

In the depths of a mind insane
Fantasy and reality are the same

Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me

Simple smiles elude psychotic eyes
Lose all mind control rationale declines
Empty eyes enslave the creations
Of placid faces and lifeless pageants

Dance with the dead in my dreams (Hello? Hello Mr Gein?)
Listen to their hollowed screams (Mr Gein?)
The dead have taken my soul (Lemme out of here Mr Gein)
Temptation's lost all control (Mr Gein? I don't wanna play anymore Mr Gein)
(Dance with the dead in my dreams (Mr Gein, it's not any fun anymore,)
Listen to their hollowed screams (I don't want to play anymore Mr Gein)
The dead have taken my soul (Mr Gein? Lemme out of here Mr Gein)
Temptation's lost all control) (Lemme out, LEMMMMEEE OOUUUUUUTTT!!)
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#25 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Or this.

I did my time and I want out, so abusive
Fate, it doesn't cut, the soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Back at you, subversion, pseudo-sacred, pyscho virgin

Go tell your classes, go dig you graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
Undone, it has begun, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

Oh, there are cracks in the road we lay
From when the devil fell, the secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new but would we kill it all
Fate was all we had

Who needs another mess, we could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness but I'm missing something
I think we're done, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!

Fake and defenseless lie
(Psychosocial)
I tried to tell you first
(Psychosocial)
Your hurtful lies are giving out
(Psychosocial)

Can't stop the killing
(Psychosocial)
I can't help if it's hunting season
(Psychosocial)
Is this what you want?
(Psychosocial)
I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#26 | 1074 days ago

 alainpeartree wrote:
Lets go CELTICS!!!!
Double BOOOOOOOOOO!!

Bet J-Lo squealed when you pinched her azz over this win, huh??
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#27 | 1074 days ago

 Superjunkie999 wrote:
Or this.

I did my time and I want out, so abusive
Fate, it doesn't cut, the soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Back at you, subversion, pseudo-sacred, pyscho virgin

Go tell your classes, go dig you graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
Undone, it has begun, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

Oh, there are cracks in the road we lay
From when the devil fell, the secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new but would we kill it all
Fate was all we had

Who needs another mess, we could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness but I'm missing something
I think we're done, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!

Fake and defenseless lie
(Psychosocial)
I tried to tell you first
(Psychosocial)
Your hurtful lies are giving out
(Psychosocial)

Can't stop the killing
(Psychosocial)
I can't help if it's hunting season
(Psychosocial)
Is this what you want?
(Psychosocial)
I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
so...the boy bands are a no-go for you? BUT...it's boy band Friday!!!! Are you going to counter every boy band post?


(on another note: I love NSync.)
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#28 | 1074 days ago

 She walks into Smoky's one hip at a time like a broken field runner slippin through the line
He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says don't wait up for me I'll be working late tonight
Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries get over here

Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile
He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute
His car drives away with teenagers in it
Driver tells his buddies got one life to live
They spring into the night, let's get it over with

Cause and effect, chain of events all other chaos makes perfect sense
When your spinning round, things come undone...Welcome to earth third rock from the sun

The kid hits the gas car starts to swerve heads for a semi truck jumps the curb
Truck hits the bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot flies through the air takes out the bank clock.
Transformer sparks, lines go down, town goes dark

Waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall
Cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the street.
We hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief
Mayor says use your head if he ain't in his car, he's hiding from his wife down at Smoky's Bar

Cause and effect, chain of events all other chaos makes perfect sense
When your spinning round, things come undone...Welcome to earth third rock from the sun

Welcome to earth third rock from the sun
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#29 | 1074 days ago

Feliz Llenar Me hasta Viernes Amigos y Amigas! (Happy Fill me Up Friday friends)!

First off BOO CELTICS!!! Why is there so many U G L Y people on that team. And don't get me started on their fans....Okay I'm over it.

So I woke up a lil bit early this morning, had time to stop at Starbucks got me a White Choc. mocha Frapp...extra shot of espresso and two extra pumps of white chocolate. Needless to say I am a lil wired now. I am talking fast and my co workers are wondering if I am on some kinda drugs. Speaking of co-workers I think I am officially allergic to one of mine. Yesterday I was sneezing and eyes watering all day at work. I got home and I was fine. Today I come in and immediately start sneezing. Had to take an allergy pill. I don't know if its her perfume or wig spray!!

Here is my song for today....enjoy....
Poison
Yeah spot a man an' freeze him full effect aah-aah uh-hum
Poison you ready Ron I'm ready
You ready Biv I'm ready Slick are you            
Oh yeah break it down                            


Girl I must warn you
I sense something strange in my mind
Yeah yo
situation is serious
Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time
Mm mm tell 'em Rick
it's all so beautiful
Relationships they seem from the start
Yeah mm mm
it's all so deadly
When love is not together from the heart
Mm mm check it out

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move and you're dead

That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
That girl is poison, poison

If I were you I'd take precaution
Before I step to meet a fly girl
You know
'cause in some portions
You'll think she's the best thing in the world
She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind
Steal your heart when you're blind
Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin'
You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' demon

Poison deadly movin' in slow
Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe
Getting paid laid so better lay low
Schemin' on hearts, money and the whole show
The low pro ho should be cut like an afro
See what you're sayin' huh
She's way into you but I know she's a loser
How do you know
me and the crew used to do her
Poison (x20)

I was at the park shake thinkin of takin' 'em all
And that night I played the wall
Checkin' out the fellas the highs the lows
Keepin' one eye open still clockin' the ho's
There was one particular girl that stood out from the rest
Poison as can be with a high powered chest
Michael Bivens here and I'm runnin' the show
Bell Biv DeVoe ha-ha ha-ha
Now you know
yo Slick blow

It's driving me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it outta my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead

That girl is poison (Poison poison)
Never trust a big butt and a smile
Poison (Poison poison)
She's dangerous
Poison
Oh yeah (poison) oh yeah
(Poison poison)

Yeah fellas that was another dope one
you hear what I'm saying Mike
Yeah BBD in full effect.
Yo whats up to Ral-T and Johnny G and I cant forget about my boy B. Brown
You know who we mean crew
(Poison)
ah-ha ah-ha ah-ha
 

Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#30 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
so...the boy bands are a no-go for you? BUT...it's boy band Friday!!!! Are you going to counter every boy band post?


(on another note: I love NSync.)
It's raining outside and i'm still laid off.  So yes.

Here is another.

Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know it's there so don't neglect it

I'm taking her home with me and all dressed in white
She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me and all dressed in white
She's got everything I need, some pills and a little cup
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to the rug's topography
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#31 | 1074 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
so...the boy bands are a no-go for you? BUT...it's boy band Friday!!!! Are you going to counter every boy band post?


(on another note: I love NSync.)
I didn't know it was Boy Band Friday?? (I N'Sync too)
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#32 | 1074 days ago

 Good afternoon, i am off to do a little shopping this afternoon.  Have a great weekend Q nation.
Oh Beans...  
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#33 | 1074 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
cant see either one at work, but i appreciate you.
   how about this?

We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#34 | 1074 days ago

 Cali_Kat wrote:
I didn't know it was Boy Band Friday?? (I N'Sync too)
oh, marcus made this up late last night. LOL...he and mike know all of the lyrics to all of the most cheesetastic songs ever.
Day 11 Shots....  
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#35 | 1074 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:
   how about this?

YEA!!! thanks sista gurl.
Day 11 Shots....  
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#36 | 1074 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

it's not the immaturity it's the fame and money..it has gone to these guys head. kinda like they smoked to much crack!
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#37 | 1074 days ago

 Superjunkie999 wrote:
It's raining outside and i'm still laid off.  So yes.

Here is another.

Say hello to the rug's topography
It holds quite a lot of interest with your face down on it
Say hello to the shrinking in your head
You can't see it but you know it's there so don't neglect it

I'm taking her home with me and all dressed in white
She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to all the apples on the ground
They were once in your eyes but you sneezed them out while sleeping
Say hello to everything you've left behind
It's even more a part of your life now that you can't touch it

I'm taking her home with me and all dressed in white
She's got everything I need, some pills and a little cup
She's falling hard for me I can see it in her eyes
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

She's got everything I need pharmacy keys
She acts just like a nurse with all the other guys

Say hello to the rug's topography
 i'm not sure about these lyrics...
Day 11 Shots....  
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#38 | 1074 days ago

 and my boy band lyrics:
because of you - 98 degrees

It’s all... it’s all... it’s all...
You’re my sunshine after the rain
You’re the cure against my fear and my pain
‘Cause I’m losing my mind
When you’re not around
It’s all... it’s all...
It’s all because of you

You’re my sunshine
Oh yeah...

Baby I really know by now
Since we met that day
You showed me the way
I felt it then you gave me love
I can’t describe
How much I feel for you

I said baby I should have known by now
Should have been right there
Whenever you needed love
And if only you were here
I’d tell you, yes I’d tell you
Oh yeah...

Chorus:
You’re my sunshine after the rain
You’re the cure against my fear and my pain
‘Cause I’m losing my mind
When you’re not around
It’s all... it’s all...
It’s all because of you

Honestly, could it be you and me
Like it was before
Neither less or more
'Cause when I close my eyes
At night I realize that no one else
Could ever take your place

I still can feel and it’s so unreal
When you’re touching me Kisses endlessly
It’s just a place in the sun
Where our love’s begun
I miss you... yes I miss you

Chorus

If I knew how to tell you
What’s on my mind
Make you understand
Then I’d always be there
Right by your side

Chorus
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#39 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
 i'm not sure about these lyrics...
Anyone who has done a long stint in a hospital after a horrible accident knows exactly what this song is talking about.
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#40 | 1074 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
oh, marcus made this up late last night. LOL...he and mike know all of the lyrics to all of the most cheesetastic songs ever.

Okay here is my contribution.....

"Bump, Bump, Bump"
(feat. P. Diddy)

[p diddy:]
We sending this out to all the ladies all over the world
All the ladies all over the world
All my sexy mamas come on
Come on a come on now
As we proceed to give you what you need
You kno i like it when your body goes

[b2k:]
Bump bump bump

[p diddy:]
Bad boy, b2k, yo o, talk to em player

[omari:]
I like your lil sexy style
I love it when you getting wil' (uh, i see you)
Girl in the club wit me
(come over her let me talk to you for a minute, yeah
I wanna tell you something)
Girl you need to be in magazines
Wit a crown on your head cause you's a ghetto queen
Like bling bling bling (uh come on, you fine girl)
The way you shakin that sexy (oh)
Body
Shaped like an hour glass (ow)
Can we spend some time
(yeah, lets do it ya'll)
I wanna get you to myself
You and me and nobody else
Yo do the things we do
Baby there is something that i need from you
(uh, come on, check it out)

[chorus]
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump (yeah)
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (come on)
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (yeah)
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me (uh yeah)
I can take it

[2nd verse]
Come on
Girl why you teasin me
You gonna have to stop pleasin me (stop teasin me, i want you)
While we're on this floor
You takin it round and round
I love the way you put it down
You makin me scream for more (oh, gimme more, let s go, don't stop come on)
Put your 2way next to mine
Baby hit me anytime
Baby you and me behind close doors (oohh)
You about to be my main squeeze
Take trips, cop shiny things
Girl just come wit me
Come on lets go and do the damn thang

[chorus]
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me
Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go
Bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

[p diddy:]
(yeah, its bad boy baby, check this out
They call me diddy)
Uh dance for nothin mami
Plans for take a mami
Get on the floor
Make it bump more
Shake it mami
Lets ride
Im your clyde
You can be my bonnie
See you type for me
Mami so right for me
Man she can move it
Love when she dance to the music
Make me wanna stand like a pool stick
Hands is the smoothest just a simple touch make me lose it
Girl, that's enough
Stop moving
Bump that
I pump that
Girl bring it to me
Bump that
I want that
Girl sing it wit me like
Du du du du duda du du du
Du du du du duda du du du
So lets do it again mami
You and a friend mami
Money aint a thing mami
What i gotta spend mami
Put up you hands for me
That's how you dance for me
Shake it like you can hunni
Take it from your man mami

Baby turn around,
And let me see that sexy body go (oooo)
Bump bump bump
That is all i want to see,
Baby show me (let me ya)
Baby turn around, (b2k)
And let me see that sexy body go (bad boy)
(they call me diddy) bump bump bump
The way you throwin that thing at me
I can take it

I see you chris

You kno i like it when your body go
Bump bump bump

Don't stop

Lets go, lets go

Baby turn around and let me see that body go
Bump bump bump

C'mon
Lets go
C'mon
Lets go

And another one

Its pandamonium baby

Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#41 | 1074 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
 i'm not sure about these lyrics...
It might also pertain to methadone junkies.
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#42 | 1074 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

(Edited by Ms_Penn)
hello everyone...and tgif well at least for those of you with jobs cuz for the peeps like me the days of the weeks no longer matter. :(

tomorrow is my teams event...KC's cruising for a cure...which is for the American Cancer Society. Please everyone if you can send a prayer our way tomorrow for A good turnout.

Ashlie i hope this makes you smile 
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#43 | 1074 days ago

 (Edited by kobe_lova)
Ms_Penn wrote:
hello everyone...and tgif well at least for those of you with jobs cuz for the peeps like me the days of the weeks no longer matter. :(

tomorrow is my teams event...KC's cruising for a cure...which is for the American Cancer Society. Please everyone if you can send a prayer our way tomorrow for A good turnout.

Ashlie i hope this makes you smile 
i have to wait til i get home to see it .   thanks girl.
Day 11 Shots....  
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#44 | 1074 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
i have to wait til i get home to see it .   thanks girl.
lol i fixed it..and it's a him. that's my youngest.
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#45 | 1074 days ago

 DeeRigga wrote:
Double BOOOOOOOOOO!!

Bet J-Lo squealed when you pinched her azz over this win, huh??
yep too bad she's made out of wax!!! but then again now we know the meaning of ' waxing that azz"
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#46 | 1074 days ago

 Ms_Penn wrote:
lol i fixed it..and it's a him. that's my youngest.

okay.

Day 11 Shots....  
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#47 | 1074 days ago

 Ms_Penn wrote:
lol i fixed it..and it's a him. that's my youngest.
He looks like a cutie!!
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#48 | 1074 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
He looks like a cutie!!
thanks.
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#49 | 1074 days ago

 "As Long As You Love Me"

As long as you love me

Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are
Where you're from
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
Doesn't really matter if you're on the run
It seems like we're meant to be

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (I don't know)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did
As long as you love me (yeah)

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're comin from
I don't care, as long as you love me, baby

I don't care who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
What you did
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
Don't care what you did (yeah)
As long as you love me (as long as you love me)
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me
Who you are (who you are)
Where you're from (where you're from)
As long as you love me
Who you are
As long as you love me
What you did (I don't care)
As long as you love me
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#50 | 1074 days ago

 i don't get why this little slut even warrants a national news interview.  ship her sorry a** off to spend some time in vander sloots jail cell.
It's Friday...  
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#51 | 1074 days ago

 I'm hoping to be able to watch it here, but I don't have cable/satellite, just what I pick up rabbit ears/digital converter.  And ABC doesn't come through for me.    I'll see what I can do.  

Have a great weekend!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone...  
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#52 | 1074 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

now i'm in a mood thaks to stupid people :( no one here tho. y'all are too great.

Bun B "My Block"

We run things round here
So I suggest you don't come around here
Boy you know you ain't from around here
So stand clear, And I'm a tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

Well hold on now little buddy
Pump your breaks slow ya roll
Ease back on your throttle
Put your plans on hold
I don't care what ya sellin
Or care what ya sold
I don't know what they was tellin you or what you been told
This my block I got it locked down cold
And all dis right here this is under my control
I could really give a damn about the name on the sign
Cause as far as I'm concerned this is mine
You crossed the line playboy
You mide aswell make love to a mirror cause you playin with yourself
We raise hell, we go hard, don't make me bring the drama to ya momma front yard
This is my block

We run things round here
So I suggest you don't come round here
Boy you know you ain't from around here
So stand clear, And I'm a tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

See you from outta town, so you don't know tha rules
Round here homie we don't suffer no fools
We don't play with no kids unless we done made em
We don't talk to police unless we done paid em
It's a code in these streets, you better learn it
And we don't just give out respect, you gotta earn it
And we don't hustle cause we wanna, cause we have ta
God 1st, fam next, and all the rest after
We make money not the other way around
So don't you play around or we will lay you down
Coming from PA the town the land of the trill
Play your cards right or get yourself shuffled on tha real
This is my block

We run things round here
So I suggest you don't come round here
Boy you know you ain't from around here
So stand clear, And I'm a tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

See this is my B-L-O-C-K
My Streets, and I got em on L-O-C-K
I walk around with G-L-O-C-K
And I'm a keep it on C-O-C-K, Okay
I represent PA, the west to the east
And you don't wanna war everybody gotta a piece
You think it's sweet. until you catch a cavity
And that heat'ell make yo ass defy gravity
So do tha math, connect the dots
See if you wanna do it to yourself or not
Don't get to close, cause you might get shot
Just do yourself a favor, get the f**k up out the spot
This is my Block

We run things round here
So I suggest you don't come round here
Boy you know you ain't from around here
So stand clear, And I'm a tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here
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#53 | 1074 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
As promised for boy-band Phryday (that's right sexies!!) a lil LFO check list.

✓ New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits 
✓ Honies that rock Abercrombie & Fitch
✓ Chinese food makes you sick
✓ Hip Hop marmalade (??)
✓ Rhyme "Spic and Span" with "began"
****BONUS:******
✓ You're banging the ghost whisperer

If you can only check off 4 or less you're probably more 3Deep or 98 degree material.

Other notes of interest from Midnight Club ATL:
Stoney's rack is a solid 8.5, J's are probably 9's (9.5's if she's angry or a lil chilly)
QMZ cannot confirm or deny any of this information at the time of this post.

Stay thirsty my friends.
a solid 8.5 huh? I'll take it
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#54 | 1074 days ago

 that's what I'm sayin
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#55 | 1074 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Friday all!!
Rough night on the ice last night.. Couldn't even drag myself up to the bar afterward.. Oh well, could be worse things.
Go Celtics!!! I know they won, but have no idea what the score was.. was it close?
The Blue Jays come into town tonight, and hopefully the Rockies remember what time the games start this series.. Unlike that 4 day debacle against the Astros..
It has been in the 90s recently here, and this weekend we are looking at highs in the upper 50s, and snow above 9500 feet in the mountains... Weeeeeeiiiiiirrrrrrd


Coop - "Steve Perry, Steve Perry.... And I should have been gone, long ago.. Oh yeah he missed it"
Reimer - "We said no more Journey psych outs"
Coop - "Dude I'm running out of ideas"

Highway run
Into the midnight sun
Wheels go round and round
You're on my mind
Restless hearts
Sleep alone tonight
Sending all my love
Along the wire

They say that the road
Ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line
It's been you and me
And lovin' a music man
Ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Circus life
Under the big top world
We all need the clowns
To make us smile
Through space and time
Always another show
Wondering where I am
Lost without you

And being apart
Ain't easy on this love affair
Two strangers learn to fall in love again
I get the joy of rediscovering you
Oh, girl, you stand by me
I'm forever yours
Faithfully

Whooa, oh-oh-ooh
Whooa, oh-oh-ooh, oh
Whooa, oh-oh-oh, oh-whoooooa-oh
Faithfully
I'm still yours

I'm forever yours
Ever yours
Faithfully
Keep posting songs that I LOVE and you might be my next Q Crush.   
We're gonna need a bigger boat...  
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#56 | 1074 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
As promised for boy-band Phryday (that's right sexies!!) a lil LFO check list.

✓ New Kids on the block had a bunch of hits 
✓ Honies that rock Abercrombie & Fitch
✓ Chinese food makes you sick
✓ Hip Hop marmalade (??)
✓ Rhyme "Spic and Span" with "began"
****BONUS:******
✓ You're banging the ghost whisperer

If you can only check off 4 or less you're probably more 3Deep or 98 degree material.

Other notes of interest from Midnight Club ATL:
Stoney's rack is a solid 8.5, J's are probably 9's (9.5's if she's angry or a lil chilly)
QMZ cannot confirm or deny any of this information at the time of this post.

Stay thirsty my friends.
I was totally in your corner, right up until the end.  
You rating my rack is kinda like sexual harassment since we're both QMZ coworkers.  I'm calling my legal team, I ain't playin'.  
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#57 | 1074 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Keep posting songs that I LOVE and you might be my next Q Crush.   
might?
Once you pop, you can't stop...  
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#58 | 1074 days ago

 Um, with a mouth like mine, you think I don't already have a legal team at the ready?  
Please.
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#59 | 1074 days ago

 Look at all you missed during Crush Week.  Sucker.  
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#60 | 1074 days ago

 Ms_Penn wrote:
hello everyone...and tgif well at least for those of you with jobs cuz for the peeps like me the days of the weeks no longer matter. :(

tomorrow is my teams event...KC's cruising for a cure...which is for the American Cancer Society. Please everyone if you can send a prayer our way tomorrow for A good turnout.

Ashlie i hope this makes you smile 
that is too cute!!
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#61 | 1074 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
Um, with a mouth like mine, you think I don't already have a legal team at the ready?  
Please.
no comment
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#62 | 1074 days ago

  i've been inspired today:

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24.
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star 
She was gonna shake her assFDjnjnfhoirtlkbntmkr
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been...
all right since

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
"Breakfast Club", "Pretty In Pink"
Even "St. Elmo's Fire"
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin?
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows, 
(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock? 
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) and bring back

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (Woohoo) 
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool (1985)
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985 
It's Friday...  
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#63 | 1074 days ago

Yeah, There was a funky singer Playin' in a rock & Roll Band
And never had no problems yeah Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low And I decided quickly, Yes I did
To disco down and check out the show Yeah they was

Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die , oh till you die
 

( Gonna play that electrified funky music ,, yeah )

Hey wait a minute Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' Rock & Roll and minds And things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now its so much better ( spoken: its so much better )
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin' ( spoken: no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day

When they were.....
Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die , oh till you die

They shouted play that funky music
Play that funky music
Play that funky music
Gotta keep on playin' funky music
Play that funky music ( Fade )

Afternoon Q'rs, feeling a little funky and have had this song stuck in my head....It's Friday, yeah....I thought last nights games was the best so far...yes the Lakers lost, but at least I saw 2 teams playing some basketball...

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#64 | 1074 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWM5qw-36pI

I always knew that little cutie Joey McIntyre was singing to little 9 year old me when this song came out.
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#65 | 1074 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:
I was totally in your corner, right up until the end.  
You rating my rack is kinda like sexual harassment since we're both QMZ coworkers.  I'm calling my legal team, I ain't playin'.  
Yeah, but it was a good rating so "legally" I don't think it's harassment. lol
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#66 | 1074 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaEKLtwb150

and I LOVE this song....the video cracks me up somehow.

Take Your Mama lyrics

When you grow up
Livin' like a good boy oughta
And your mama
Takes a shine to her best son
Something different
All the girls they seem to like you
Cause you're handsome
Like to talk and a whole lot of fun

But now your girl's gone a missin'
And your house has got an empty bed
The folks'll wonder 'bout the wedding
They won't listen to a word you said

[Chorus]
Gonna take your mama out all night
Yeah we'll show her what it's all about
We'll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne
We'll let the good times all roll out
And if the music ain't good, well it's just too bad
We're gonna sing along no matter what
Because the dancers don't mind at the New Orleans
If you tip 'em and they make a cut

Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt
That we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late
'cause baby you're a full grown man

It's a struggle
Livin' like a good boy oughta
In the summer
Watchin' all the girls pass by
When your mama
Heard the way that you'd been talking
I tried to tell you
That all she'd wanna do is cry

Now we end up takin' the long way home
Lookin' overdressed wearin' buckets of stale cologne
It's so hard to see streets on a country road
When your glasses in the garbage
And your Continental's just been towed

[Repeat Chorus x2]


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#67 | 1074 days ago

 marcus_nyce wrote:
Yeah, but it was a good rating so "legally" I don't think it's harassment. lol
Judging by your avatar, your eyeballs are still in their sockets, so you aren't leering, ogling, or staring.

My avatar, on the other hand, would get slapped silly.  (Oops, too late.)
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#68 | 1074 days ago

 Was S. Africa just boooing their president on National tv? or did i hear it wrong?
Day 11 Shots....  
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#69 | 1074 days ago

 The_Real_Stoney wrote:
no comment
YOU shut it.  Losing potential Q Crush points, little by little.  
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#70 | 1074 days ago

 UGH JOHN LEGEND!
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#71 | 1074 days ago

 kobe_lova wrote:
UGH JOHN LEGEND!


 I   John Legend.


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#72 | 1074 days ago

 janet011685 wrote:


 I   John Legend.


You meant to say:

You  
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#73 | 1074 days ago

 (Edited by richard_cranium)

This message is brought to you in the full Spirit of Boy-Band Phryday!

F**k Jessica Simpson, She never used to bother me, when she was hot and washing The General Lee in that skimpy orange bikini. But now she looks like Chris Farley in that SNL "Gap" skit. That    B!tch broke up 98 Degrees, and has denied me the great music of Drew and Nick Lachey. Then wants to try to be the first human to qualify as large enough to be a balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Can I Touch you There-98 Degrees

You say you want a man to give you good lovin'
You want the passion with the kissin' and the huggin'
Baby, all I think about is the way it's goin' down
With your sexuality

Baby, can I touch you there
(Baby, can I touch you there)
Baby, can I touch you there
(Baby, can I touch you there)
I wanna get it everywhere
(I wanna get it everywhere)
Baby can I touch you there
Can you push my hand down there
Can I put my hand down there

Are you waiting for the next episode love
I got some more baby if you didn't get enough
Let me give you what you need
While you've got me on my knees
Are you sure you can endure

[Chorus]

I wanna see those legs in the air
Wanna see them up in the air

Listen to me baby
Everytime I think of you
Girl you blow my mind (my mind)
I would never be the one whose wastin' all your time
Just come with it (come on)
I'm down with it (I'm down)
Just come with it
If you're ready tonight
ooohh, ooohh, ooohh

We can do it by the refrigerator
Try some sh!t that we could trip off for later
Let me lick you up and down
We'll make the sexy sounds
If we set if off tonight

[Chorus]

Oh, baby
Does it feel good to you?
I know it does, baby
Oh yeah, Oh yeah

Baby can I touch you there
Can you play my game
Baby can I touch you there
Oh, oh, oh, oh baby

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#74 | 1074 days ago

 SHOTS in 45...no matter where you are!
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#75 | 1074 days ago

 CHEERS!
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