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Filter Error 06/14: STFU and Get Over It Already Edition
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 
 
First off, my answer choices are recycled because I'm too tired to think, deal with it. Secondly, enough is enough. All of this petty ass stuff needs to stop. Keep that BS private. I'm thinking all of the people on the Q, dont really give a sh*t if Jane doesnt like Sue. So, stop making it a topic of discussion in every f*cking poll. I mean these arguments arent even that interesting. At least in Season 1, there were alot more people, so the fights would be quite entertaining and clever. There are like 30 people that speak in here total, and if 10 of them are behaving like idiots (more so than usual)...well that's just f*king dull. So, please EVERYONE move the F*ck on. End PSA.

Next, F*cking Los Angeles Lakers...anyone remember this thing called Defense? And maybe, just f*cking maybe, if one other person would have gotten, i dont know, 15, maybe 20 points, you could've won. AND I'm sorry but when you aren't sure if the ball hit the rim, but you have the capability to go check it, rules or not, someone (Joey Crawford) should've made an executive decision and checked. That was a CRUCIAL call, and though I dont fault them for not knowing, I do fault them for getting it wrong. Anyway, the Lakers killed themselves, so whatever. But I have a renewed and much more passionate hate of Paul Pierce, not because of the game last night, just him in f*cking general. I have never liked him despite his skill level, and this series has pushed me over the edge. He sucks! Ass! 

Anyway..have a good day. It is what it is. Go Lakers!
| Closed on 06/23/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
34 Fans 
6%a. Happy Monday!...
6%b. Nut-N-Honey....
21%c. Okey-dokey. Here we go...
12%d. That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.
15%e. A lot of truth is said in jest....
9%f. Reserved...for something clever...
9%g. Shot of the day: Naked Navel
24%h. The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)

 &nbp;
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#1 | 1402 days ago

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
  
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#1 | 1402 days ago

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#2 | 1402 days ago

Hey Mike
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#3 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
GOD!! You are soooo eloquent !!  That's what I would've ranted if I had a voice (that I lost SCREAMING venomously at the TV) and brain cells that don't hurt to the very milimeter of my f****** core...
I hate Boston...and the Lakers better pull their heads out their azzes...2 4 5...NOW!!

I will be the first to say "I Don't GIVAF***" in here...but y'all know me

Oh...and if I don't make myself clear...here's my input:

                                                      

Anybody drankin' early this morning??
Nut-N-Honey....  
#4 | 1402 days ago

3 down 1 to go,,,,,, LETS GO CELTICS!!!!!  Hiya Ash

#5 | 1402 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

I love it!   You guys talk about it last week at NAUSEUM, but I bring up one little thing and all of the sudden EVERYONE is over it. I'm not psychic, I dont know when its ok or not ok to speak of such things. You just let me know when you guys start cackling about it again, and I will be sure to know when 'Im allowed to speak of such things. I did not know that the topic was "sooo last week"  What I said yesterday was a general statement...and harmless, there was no point to blow up about it anyway. Its not MY fault that the Laker couldnt get sht done!   AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!
#6 | 1402 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:

3 down 1 to go,,,,,, LETS GO CELTICS!!!!!  Hiya Ash

turd! 
Nut-N-Honey....  
#7 | 1402 days ago

Mr_Rogers wrote:
I love it!   You guys talk about it last week at NAUSEUM, but I bring up one little thing and all of the sudden EVERYONE is over it. I'm not psychic, I dont know when its ok or not ok to speak of such things. You just let me know when you guys start cackling about it again, and I will be sure to know when 'Im allowed to speak of such things. I did not know that the topic was "sooo last week"  What I said yesterday was a general statement...and harmless, there was no point to blow up about it anyway. Its not MY fault that the Laker couldnt get sht done!   AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!
Rogers, this is not about you.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#8 | 1402 days ago

<Grumble> Monday everyone.

Back to the daily grind.  Had a good weekend, even though I had to go with the spare key to help my brother-in-law unlock the van.  One of the kids (My son...I'm so pissed proud) accidentally locked the keys in.   They only texted my wife and me just as our movie was starting. (Karate Kid).   We texted back that we would be there in a few hours, allowing time for the movie and travel to get there.  Of course, they continued texting us later impatiently.   And then after dropping off the spare key, I had to pick up my brother and drive him home after the Padres game.    All in all, after the movie, about 2 hours driving, getting home about 11:30PM.

Then on Sunday, I got to watch the DVD of the hypnotist show at the Del Mar fair that my kids participated in.  (daughter and niece in one show, son in the other.)  Hilarious, especially where, at the end of the show, the hypnotist gives one final suggestion to them when they are back in the audience.  My son's suggestion was to stand up and announce that he is wearing ladies underwear. (Not that he wouldn't announce something like that to shock people anyways.)
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#9 | 1402 days ago

The English people are pissed at us because of BP.  A large percentage of their retirements and
investments (70%) is wrapped up with them.  They say we are bashing their country.
Kick em in the shins!

Sorry about your Lakers Ash. 
 

Who the hell is Sue?        Nevermind, I missed the drama, and I like it that way.

Reserved...for something clever...  
#10 | 1402 days ago

 Crunch!!!

Finally got rid of the kids.  I mean, I was sad to leave my kids yesterday after 5 days with them.  Longest I've spent with them straight since vacation last year.  Of course I will see them tonight also at my son's game.

Braves take 2/3 from Twinkies.  Games in Minnesota make it mo' betta.  I believe the Royals took 2/3 from the Reds also.  A good series for them.

U.S. was Semi-lucky to tie the England, but England was just as lucky not to lose that game.  Altidore had a great shot that Green (English Keeper) got a hand on and knocked into the post.  Otherwise could've been 2-1 USA. Bad thing is that Slovenia got 3 points Algeria, so USA needs to beat them this Friday.  Of course England in the same boat needs Wins also to advance. Germany bitch-smacked the soccaroos of Australia, made me happy.

Why am I so awesome on the internet that people I don't really know, are there for me if I need to talk?  I don't even talk to most people in real life, I don't need online psychiatric help.

For some reason I felt I had something else, maybe later.
Nut-N-Honey....  
#11 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
First of all, who are these Jane and Sue bitches?  Secondly I think internet poll areas are the best places to wage impersonal battles over nonsense and tomfoolery.
Thirdly, Thank god the Rockies showed up this weekend sweeping the Blue Jays in 3, and Ubaaaaaldooooooo getting win #12..
Next, I'm ready for the rain to stop.. my house was 60 degrees this morning.. Needless to say I had two 80 pound dogs end up in my bed with muddy paws tucked cozily on the comforter.
For my Q crush... Massage Therapist
I've tried watching some World Cup games... Yeah, the US doesn't have the athletes the premier teams around the world do..
My random team to root for shall be the Netherlands.. Partly because I'm partial to Orange, prostitution, windmills, Amsterdam and electronica music


Ah aah
Ah aah
Ah Ah
C'mon
Ah, Ah, Ah, Oh oh oh
Ohh
Ahh
Yeah
Busta Rhymes, Janet Jackson
Here We go
One Time

Baby, just tell me just how you feel
We livin it, and just givin it to you real
Baby c'mon
Every time, we crossin the borderline
We givin it to you, makin you feel fine
Turn the heat up
Better believe we gonna shine
Make your body wind
Baby the pleasure is all mine
To my people
Regulatin the dance floor
Better step to your business, handle yours, how we do it
Makin you people just wanna bounce and get busy because
You know that we always will hit you off, what you say
You wonderin why you feelin the force
And don't you worry cause you'll be ready to floss
More heat cause I always will put you on
And blow the spot to the very second i'm gone, get your groove on
Now that you tired, I hope your body recoupin because we keeping you movin thats what we
Doin and you know we're gonna

Chorus:
Gonna make, gonna make, gonna make your body wet
(Gonna make your body wet)
Gonna make, gonna make your body scream out yeah
(Make your body just scream out yeah, yeah)
Gonna make, gonna make you think them naughty things
(Make you think them naughty things)
Of me on you,
(All me on you)
And you on me whats it gonna be
(What it's gonna be?)
Gonna make gonna make gonna make your body wet
(Make your body wet, c'mon)
Gonna make gonna make your body scream out yeah
(Make your body scream yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Gonna make gonna make gonna make your body cream
(Make your body cream)
Make you have wet dreams
(Make you have wet dreams)
What, what what, what's it gonna be?

All my people, singing and waving your hands high
Hot sh*t, burnin and makin your ass fry
Baby c'mon, give you the sh*t that'll make you quiver
While I deliver the sh*t that'll hit you right in your liver
Always sound scannin, we never leavin you hangin
I'm always doin my thing and my music always be bangin so Check it
You know we be always movin the crowd
Type of feelin that make you wanna go play it loud
What up
When, we, come, and hit you, best believe we really gonna get you
No matter whatever you wanna flaunt
We be rippin it baby so what you want
Here we go
Paintin a picture we keep it hot in the winter
Now big up my people you know I'm always with you
Flip Mode
We blowin and takin over the planet
Full blast, hittin with Busta Rhymes and Janet
And you know we're gonna

Repeat Chorus

We gonna make your body real wet (Wet)
We gonna make your body say yeah (Yeah)
I wanna know where my real dogs is at
I wanna know where my live women is at
We gonna make your body real wet (Wet)
We gonna make your body say yeah (Yeah)
Everybody wave your hands real high
And let me see you put 'em up in the sky
C'mon, makin my niggaz just say ho
Word up, and makin you women just say ah

Baby c'mon, bringin it to you in many ways
We makin and takin you people right through another phase
C'mon, we rockin it baby that's how we droppin it baby
There ain't no stoppin it baby, I know we drivin you crazy
And then we hit with the greatest of all time
No matter what you do baby, we gonna shine
And you know we're gonna

Repeat Chorus

Busta Rhymes, Janet Jackson
Flipmode baby what,
Yeah, yeah
What its gonna be
What its gonna be, what its gonna be
Whats it gonna be
What what what, what what what
Yeah
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Close the door
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#12 | 1402 days ago

Morning!

I saw B-Coop this weekend which helps to ease the pain of the Lakers loss. I really really really dislike the Celtics. I mean, I haven't wanted to kick anyone since my Kings played the Canucks. Oh the evil things that go through my head when I see Paul Pierce---many would be shocked. He is a big poopy face and I wish I could shave his ubepa beard myself. 

Today should be a pretty good day. I have a walking trip with my class today. We will tour downtown, visit the historical society, and end the day with an ice cream cone at Foster's Freeze (and the big man upstairs knows how much  I dig ice cream ).

Hope you all have fantabulous days! Smile, laugh, and "SPARKLE"!!!!!
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#13 | 1402 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
First of all, who are these Jane and Sue bitches?  Secondly I think internet poll areas are the best places to wage impersonal battles over nonsense and tomfoolery.
Thirdly, Thank god the Rockies showed up this weekend sweeping the Blue Jays in 3, and Ubaaaaaldooooooo getting win #12..
Next, I'm ready for the rain to stop.. my house was 60 degrees this morning.. Needless to say I had two 80 pound dogs end up in my bed with muddy paws tucked cozily on the comforter.
For my Q crush... Massage Therapist
I've tried watching some World Cup games... Yeah, the US doesn't have the athletes the premier teams around the world do..
My random team to root for shall be the Netherlands.. Partly because I'm partial to Orange, prostitution, windmills, Amsterdam and electronica music


Ah aah
Ah aah
Ah Ah
C'mon
Ah, Ah, Ah, Oh oh oh
Ohh
Ahh
Yeah
Busta Rhymes, Janet Jackson
Here We go
One Time

Baby, just tell me just how you feel
We livin it, and just givin it to you real
Baby c'mon
Every time, we crossin the borderline
We givin it to you, makin you feel fine
Turn the heat up
Better believe we gonna shine
Make your body wind
Baby the pleasure is all mine
To my people
Regulatin the dance floor
Better step to your business, handle yours, how we do it
Makin you people just wanna bounce and get busy because
You know that we always will hit you off, what you say
You wonderin why you feelin the force
And don't you worry cause you'll be ready to floss
More heat cause I always will put you on
And blow the spot to the very second i'm gone, get your groove on
Now that you tired, I hope your body recoupin because we keeping you movin thats what we
Doin and you know we're gonna

Chorus:
Gonna make, gonna make, gonna make your body wet
(Gonna make your body wet)
Gonna make, gonna make your body scream out yeah
(Make your body just scream out yeah, yeah)
Gonna make, gonna make you think them naughty things
(Make you think them naughty things)
Of me on you,
(All me on you)
And you on me whats it gonna be
(What it's gonna be?)
Gonna make gonna make gonna make your body wet
(Make your body wet, c'mon)
Gonna make gonna make your body scream out yeah
(Make your body scream yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Gonna make gonna make gonna make your body cream
(Make your body cream)
Make you have wet dreams
(Make you have wet dreams)
What, what what, what's it gonna be?

All my people, singing and waving your hands high
Hot sh*t, burnin and makin your ass fry
Baby c'mon, give you the sh*t that'll make you quiver
While I deliver the sh*t that'll hit you right in your liver
Always sound scannin, we never leavin you hangin
I'm always doin my thing and my music always be bangin so Check it
You know we be always movin the crowd
Type of feelin that make you wanna go play it loud
What up
When, we, come, and hit you, best believe we really gonna get you
No matter whatever you wanna flaunt
We be rippin it baby so what you want
Here we go
Paintin a picture we keep it hot in the winter
Now big up my people you know I'm always with you
Flip Mode
We blowin and takin over the planet
Full blast, hittin with Busta Rhymes and Janet
And you know we're gonna

Repeat Chorus

We gonna make your body real wet (Wet)
We gonna make your body say yeah (Yeah)
I wanna know where my real dogs is at
I wanna know where my live women is at
We gonna make your body real wet (Wet)
We gonna make your body say yeah (Yeah)
Everybody wave your hands real high
And let me see you put 'em up in the sky
C'mon, makin my niggaz just say ho
Word up, and makin you women just say ah

Baby c'mon, bringin it to you in many ways
We makin and takin you people right through another phase
C'mon, we rockin it baby that's how we droppin it baby
There ain't no stoppin it baby, I know we drivin you crazy
And then we hit with the greatest of all time
No matter what you do baby, we gonna shine
And you know we're gonna

Repeat Chorus

Busta Rhymes, Janet Jackson
Flipmode baby what,
Yeah, yeah
What its gonna be
What its gonna be, what its gonna be
Whats it gonna be
What what what, what what what
Yeah
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Close the door

1) doesnt matter
2) tomfoolery...HEH
3) Q crush.....still? hmmm
4) great song choice.

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#14 | 1402 days ago

 i remembered my other rant:

while with the kids, we got Alice in Wonderland, and to be honest, I liked it.  a very good story.  However, why Johnny Depp got his pic on the poster for this is inconceivable to me.  He wasn't that big a deal.  I'd give the rabbit more than the hatter.  I had to go look up Depp on IMDB to see if I liked anything he's done.  I found 2:  Edward Scissorhands and the first Pirates.  Now I will also say i've only seen about half his stuff.  Anyway, his participation in Alice is overrated, and I'm beginning to think most of his career is overrated as well.

Oh, and Nebraska is now a member of the Big 10 (11) (12?)
Nut-N-Honey....  
#15 | 1402 days ago

Its a Beautiful monday here in the sierras.....FINALLY..no wind..just blue skies and warmth!..Brian will be here soon for PT(fun!)..then off to infusion(not so fun).........then maybe a few groceries and home to grab a book and read in the glorious sunshine!! 
   Now the lakers can play at home and win this series....   have to agree  the offense forgot to show up and the officiating has been beyond horrible the whole series........and the subliminal chants at kobe...seriously?..Attacking a team is one thing but throwing things at him durg a free throw and the chants......that ts school in july.......NO CLASS...  GOOOO LAKERS!! and everyone  enjoy your day! to my adopted daughter jamie......love you!
#16 | 1402 days ago

Boy Ashlie, someone piss in your cheerios?
#17 | 1402 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

1) doesnt matter
2) tomfoolery...HEH
3) Q crush.....still? hmmm
4) great song choice.

!) Touche.  But I'm curious, like a cat.. That's why my friends call me Whiskers
2) would shenanigans be a better word?
3) I don't know where you're going with this one... hmmmm to you
4) thank you
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#18 | 1402 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i remembered my other rant:

while with the kids, we got Alice in Wonderland, and to be honest, I liked it.  a very good story.  However, why Johnny Depp got his pic on the poster for this is inconceivable to me.  He wasn't that big a deal.  I'd give the rabbit more than the hatter.  I had to go look up Depp on IMDB to see if I liked anything he's done.  I found 2:  Edward Scissorhands and the first Pirates.  Now I will also say i've only seen about half his stuff.  Anyway, his participation in Alice is overrated, and I'm beginning to think most of his career is overrated as well.

Oh, and Nebraska is now a member of the Big 10 (11) (12?)

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#19 | 1402 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Boy Ashlie, someone piss in your cheerios?
LA
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#20 | 1402 days ago

ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ashlie, ASHLIE, ASHLIE, ASHLIE, ASHLIE, ASHLIE... hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.  
COME ON LAKERS... WAKE THE **** UP!
Boo Celtics... and of course the S. F. Giants...
Go Braves, I am liking it. Dodgers sweep someone this week... Atl Falcons ... rock... L A KIngs... rock. 
Hey to all the cool folks, you know who you are, and they know who they ain't...
Best week to all... don't never let no one take your good day.  

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#21 | 1402 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i remembered my other rant:

while with the kids, we got Alice in Wonderland, and to be honest, I liked it.  a very good story.  However, why Johnny Depp got his pic on the poster for this is inconceivable to me.  He wasn't that big a deal.  I'd give the rabbit more than the hatter.  I had to go look up Depp on IMDB to see if I liked anything he's done.  I found 2:  Edward Scissorhands and the first Pirates.  Now I will also say i've only seen about half his stuff.  Anyway, his participation in Alice is overrated, and I'm beginning to think most of his career is overrated as well.

Oh, and Nebraska is now a member of the Big 10 (11) (12?)
Check out Blow, Fear and Loathing, FInding Neverland, Donnie Brasco and Ed Wood I also liked him in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

And no more CU Nebraska games to help celebrate Thanksgiving.. I will always have the 62-36 game where I got housed on Jager and verbally assaulted a group of initially cocky and talkative Nebraska fans who unfortunately ended up with tickets next to the CU students section.. Good times and memories past
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#22 | 1402 days ago

Morning Q-ers!! Today is my Friday, sorta, cuz I get tomorrow off, but then I have to work Wednesday and get thursday off ----- I'm tired already

The last two nights of my son's play were as opposite as could be.  Friday, the kids were just completely exhausted.  They had done SIX performances in seven days in addition to attending school - of course it is year end, so they have studying, grad, etc.  So Friday night, lines were missed, songs were not as crisp, dancing was a little disjointed and the kids were upset with themselves.  Saturday, I'm sure they all slept until noon, and the final performance Saturday night was FAN-F***ING-TASTIC!  Emotional as hell - the set director's brother had just been diagnosed with terminal cancer, and the costume designer's grandmother passed away that morning, sooooooooooo
The kids, however, gave it everything they had and were completely professional, even when one of the mic batteries died and the poor girl singing had to sing much louder than she normally does, just to be heard.  She got a standing O at the end of it.
Sorry I haven't been around much, but I promise I'll try to correct that.....
Hope everyone has a wonderfully fantabulous day!
Reserved...for something clever...  
#23 | 1402 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Check out Blow, Fear and Loathing, FInding Neverland, Donnie Brasco and Ed Wood I also liked him in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

And no more CU Nebraska games to help celebrate Thanksgiving.. I will always have the 62-36 game where I got housed on Jager and verbally assaulted a group of initially cocky and talkative Nebraska fans who unfortunately ended up with tickets next to the CU students section.. Good times and memories past
 Glad you have your one memory.  Colorado only became (somewhat) relevant to me when the Big XII happen, because otherwise that game was Oklahoma.

Finding Neverland was good.  Donnie Brasco I enjoyed, but more for the story than his acting.  He was better in Charlie than in Alice.  I guess I just don't get the fascination with guy.  
Nut-N-Honey....  
#24 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

(Edited by vindog)
F^&K all of you b&*ches! I will be on an airplane approximately 11 hours and 53 minutes from now heading to Cancun..... Take all your drama and suck on it!   Oh, and BTW, have a GREAT day!    Vindog OUT!!!!

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#25 | 1402 days ago

JOE:           
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#26 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by Michael_G)
DeeRigga wrote:
GOD!! You are soooo eloquent !!  That's what I would've ranted if I had a voice (that I lost SCREAMING venomously at the TV) and brain cells that don't hurt to the very milimeter of my f****** core...
I hate Boston...and the Lakers better pull their heads out their azzes...2 4 5...NOW!!

I will be the first to say "I Don't GIVAF***" in here...but y'all know me

Oh...and if I don't make myself clear...here's my input:

                                                      

Anybody drankin' early this morning??
SUP DEE!!

Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#27 | 1402 days ago

For those of you who enjoy sausage, but aren't exactly sure what goes in there, you might want to hold off until the funeral arrangements have been completed.

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/2010/06/14/2010-06-14_jimmy_dean_sausage_king_and_country_music_star_dies_at_81.html
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#28 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)

kinda of a blah sports weekend at best:

usa and england end in a high-scoring, 1-1 draw. we should consider ourselves very lucky. and shut your face. i like soccer. ok?

astros got swept by the yankees - no surprise there. i learned it actually is possible to hate jorge posada even more. what a *i**-licker.
 

longhorns were eliminated from the college baseball playoofs (cue dramatic tones and perhaps a woman shrieking in the background. no a man. yeah. even chillier), but the horned toads get to go for the first time ever which makes me grin for them. they also have a coach whose name is *fart* schlossnagle which i am going to enjoy hearing more times before all this is over. it sounds like some perversion of every epithet ever given to male genitalia. i’m lovin’ it™

this is directed at both teams, so lakers and celtics fans, back the eff off...i learned last night what "flopping" is. i may be in love with rajon rondo too. just sayin.

i feel mildly guilty for the anticlimactic finish of the sunday night baseball game. both times i glanced at it, i broke up one of the two no-hitters going on. sorry white sox and haha, y'like that cubbies? nnnyeah...

i also saw one very groovy roy orbison special called black and white night. f*cking fantastic.

oh yeah, and saturday night.........mother of god.

A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#29 | 1402 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Such hostility.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#30 | 1402 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
SUP DEE!!

MIKE!!!! Ain't no CLOWN like You, Bro!!
Nut-N-Honey....  
#31 | 1402 days ago

Brits whining about us is like the spilt' milk b!tchin at the floor is spread all over. England / BP allow me to retort:

First off, F yur Queen
and the click you claim
U-West side when we ride
come equipped with game...
BP & UK limies some mark @$$ b!tches
We'll keep on comin
While your runnin' for the royal jewels
Y'all know the rules

Just sayin,
clean it up
for we have to
hit 'em up.

[drops mic, flips bird across the pond, somewhere 2Pac nods approval.]

Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#32 | 1402 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Brits whining about us is like the spilt' milk b!tchin at the floor is spread all over. England / BP allow me to retort:

First off, F yur Queen
and the click you claim
U-West side when we ride
come equipped with game...
BP & UK limies some mark @$$ b!tches
We'll keep on comin
While your runnin' for the royal jewels
Y'all know the rules

Just sayin,
clean it up
for we have to
hit 'em up.

[drops mic, flips bird across the pond, somewhere 2Pac nods approval.]

Bravo!!
Reserved...for something clever...  
#33 | 1402 days ago

Feliz lunes por la mañana amigos y amigas!

First off....All the Lakers except for Kobe need to wake the F**k up! And the B.S. calls need to stop!!

Ash~ I get what you are saying! Rise above people!!

Vin~ I am so jealous! Hope you have a blast in Cancun!!

Becky~ B. Coop Enough said!!

So no special reason for today's song...Just because..

"Most Girls"

I never cared too much for love
It was all a bunch of mush that I just did not want
Paid was the issue of the day
If a girlfriend's got some game
Couldn't be more fly, gettin paid was everything
But I'm not every girl and I don't need that world to validate me
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart

[Chorus:]
MOST GIRLS want a man with the bling bling
Got my own thing, got the ching ching
I just want real love
MOST GIRLS want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be everything that I dream of
A man that understands real love

I was a girl about the floss
It was all about the cost, how much he spent on me
Seek, for a man who's got the means
To be givin you diamond rings
It's what every fly girl could want or even dream
But I'm not every girl and I don't need no G to take care of me
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart, no no

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

But I'm not every girl
And I don't need no G to take care of me, no
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart, oh most girls

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Cuz I'm not most girls, don't wanna dance if he can't be everything
I, I just want real love, said I gotta have real love
Everything that, can you be everything that I dream of



 

Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#34 | 1402 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Brits whining about us is like the spilt' milk b!tchin at the floor is spread all over. England / BP allow me to retort:

First off, F yur Queen
and the click you claim
U-West side when we ride
come equipped with game...
BP & UK limies some mark @$$ b!tches
We'll keep on comin
While your runnin' for the royal jewels
Y'all know the rules

Just sayin,
clean it up
for we have to
hit 'em up.

[drops mic, flips bird across the pond, somewhere 2Pac nods approval.]

.

when i typed First off this morning, that is the first thing that came to mind and it has been stuck in my head ever since. You are spectacular!

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#35 | 1402 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

Feliz lunes por la mañana amigos y amigas!

First off....All the Lakers except for Kobe need to wake the F**k up! And the B.S. calls need to stop!!

Ash~ I get what you are saying! Rise above people!!

Vin~ I am so jealous! Hope you have a blast in Cancun!!

Becky~ B. Coop Enough said!!

So no special reason for today's song...Just because..

"Most Girls"

I never cared too much for love
It was all a bunch of mush that I just did not want
Paid was the issue of the day
If a girlfriend's got some game
Couldn't be more fly, gettin paid was everything
But I'm not every girl and I don't need that world to validate me
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart

[Chorus:]
MOST GIRLS want a man with the bling bling
Got my own thing, got the ching ching
I just want real love
MOST GIRLS want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be everything that I dream of
A man that understands real love

I was a girl about the floss
It was all about the cost, how much he spent on me
Seek, for a man who's got the means
To be givin you diamond rings
It's what every fly girl could want or even dream
But I'm not every girl and I don't need no G to take care of me
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart, no no

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

But I'm not every girl
And I don't need no G to take care of me, no
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart, oh most girls

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Cuz I'm not most girls, don't wanna dance if he can't be everything
I, I just want real love, said I gotta have real love
Everything that, can you be everything that I dream of



 

the reason is Pink was/kinda still is awesome.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#36 | 1402 days ago

I am bored, gonna lie here until the hangover wears off and let the voices direct me.

Just the other night at a hometown football game
My wife and I ran into my old high school flame
And as I introduced them the past came back to me
And I couldn't help but think of the way things used to be

She was the one that I'd wanted for all times
And each night I'd spend prayin' that God would make her mine
And if he'd only grant me this wish I wished back then
I'd never ask for anything again

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he doesn't answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers

She wasn't quite the angel that I remembered in my dreams
And I could tell that time had changed me
In her eyes too it seemed
We tried to talk about the old days
There wasn't much we could recall
I guess the Lord knows what he's doin' after all

And as she walked away and I looked at my wife
And then and there I thanked the good Lord
For the gifts in my life

Sometimes I thank God for unanswered prayers
Remember when you're talkin' to the man upstairs
That just because he may not answer doesn't mean he don't care
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered

Some of God's greatest gifts are all too often unanswered...
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#37 | 1402 days ago

In other news, it's Flag Day- show your true colors

I heard the words we have been dreading-  the cone of error and  tropical development.    
Reserved...for something clever...  
#38 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:

Feliz lunes por la mañana amigos y amigas!

First off....All the Lakers except for Kobe need to wake the F**k up! And the B.S. calls need to stop!!

Ash~ I get what you are saying! Rise above people!!

Vin~ I am so jealous! Hope you have a blast in Cancun!!

Becky~ B. Coop Enough said!!

So no special reason for today's song...Just because..

"Most Girls"

I never cared too much for love
It was all a bunch of mush that I just did not want
Paid was the issue of the day
If a girlfriend's got some game
Couldn't be more fly, gettin paid was everything
But I'm not every girl and I don't need that world to validate me
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart

[Chorus:]
MOST GIRLS want a man with the bling bling
Got my own thing, got the ching ching
I just want real love
MOST GIRLS want a man with the mean green
Don't wanna dance if he can't be everything that I dream of
A man that understands real love

I was a girl about the floss
It was all about the cost, how much he spent on me
Seek, for a man who's got the means
To be givin you diamond rings
It's what every fly girl could want or even dream
But I'm not every girl and I don't need no G to take care of me
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart, no no

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

But I'm not every girl
And I don't need no G to take care of me, no
Cuz shorty's got a job, shorty's got a car, shorty can pay her own rent
Don't wanna dance if it is not in my heart, oh most girls

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Cuz I'm not most girls, don't wanna dance if he can't be everything
I, I just want real love, said I gotta have real love
Everything that, can you be everything that I dream of



 

I know I'm already in "Cancun mode" when I actually understood your Spanish...   I guess I'll have to find a little Latin Hottie to do the Black Velvet dance for me out there.....
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#39 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
I know I'm already in "Cancun mode" when I actually understood your Spanish...   I guess I'll have to find a little Latin Hottie to do the Black Velvet dance for me out there.....
Awww you are gonna get a substitute? Well thats alright...just make sure to take a picture of her and share it with me!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#40 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by rickdick)
Jump Around lyrics
Get up, pack it in, let me begin
I came to win, battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up, punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up

Get up, stand up, come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feelin' jump across the ceilin'
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talkin' junk
Yo, I'll bust 'em in the eye and then I'll take the punks home

Feel it, funk it, amps it are junkin'
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunkin'
Donuts shop, sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down

Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump

I'll serve your ass like John McEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smackin' the hoe
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms

And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone steppin' to me you'll get burned
'Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun

But if you do you're a fool, 'cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
'Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down
Jump, jump

Listen to the sound that pounds, I jump around
I'm no clown, I get down
To the funk, listen to the wig out
And step to the rear, dear, 'cause I'm here

The P to the E to the T E rockin'
The runs in your stockin'
So hon, put the lock in
Chillin' with the House Of Pain
Blood stains the ground, huh, I jump around

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a Terminator, like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega

But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck, buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead

I'm comin' to get ya, comin' to get ya
Spittin' out lyrics homie I'll wet ya
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around

Jump around, jump up and get down
Jump around, jump around
Jump up and get down
Jump up, jump up and get down

Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
Jump, jump, jump
...have a good all ,3-2 boston!!!!
#41 | 1402 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Awww you are gonna get a substitute? Well thats alright...just make sure to take a picture of her and share it with me!
If we're taking orders Vinnie...I'll take a photo as well. 
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#42 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
Awww you are gonna get a substitute? Well thats alright...just make sure to take a picture of her and share it with me!
I didn't want a substitute but you left me no choice! : (
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#43 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
I didn't want a substitute but you left me no choice! : (
I am only 3 hours from Vegas!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#44 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

Oddfool wrote:
If we're taking orders Vinnie...I'll take a photo as well. 
Well since you put it that way, I guess I'll have to get 3 Latin Cuties with thigh high black leather boots and a bag of Cheetos to do the Black Velvet dance...
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#45 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
I am only 3 hours from Vegas!

3 hours huh? You mean that I even get to take a nap before the "Dance of the Butterflies"? That's fu%^ing SWEET!

That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#46 | 1402 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 FanIQ isn't Sports Illustrated so you can cancel my subscription, I don't need your issues... Or to put it another way, I ain't down wit OPP.

(this refers only to certain individuals' drama, not to my overall participation)
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#47 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:

3 hours huh? You mean that I even get to take a nap before the "Dance of the Butterflies"? That's fu%^ing SWEET!

Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#48 | 1402 days ago

 so this drama, was it on this site, or someplace else?  because honestly, if it was someplace else, you don't need to mention it on the Q, just adds to the drama here.
Nut-N-Honey....  
#49 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
hskrdave wrote:
 so this drama, was it on this site, or someplace else?  because honestly, if it was someplace else, you don't need to mention it on the Q, just adds to the drama here.
here.   if you were asking me.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#50 | 1402 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 Happy Flag Day indeed!


The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#51 | 1402 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
here.   if you were asking me.
 kind of in general, since it seems multiple people seem to be talking about it.  just wondering.
Nut-N-Honey....  
#52 | 1402 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 kind of in general, since it seems multiple people seem to be talking about it.  just wondering.
oh, well i can only speak for me then. I was only saying let's end the bickering here.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#53 | 1402 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
oh, well i can only speak for me then. I was only saying let's end the bickering here.
 maybe when pig's fly...
Nut-N-Honey....  
#54 | 1402 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

GOOD FREAKIN MORNING EVERYONE!!

I see this is a funny Monday for everyone.
My Saturday sucked btw. Our event got rained out and that made me very very very sad . I stood out in the rain from 7:30 am till 11:30 in short a$$ shorts and  tank top while it rain just hoping that people would come and show some support. Very wishful thinking on my part I know. We raised a total of $58 and I donated $15 of it myself and a few of the other girls threw in some money as well. the irony though is that when people get sick from cancer then they want to be all about it but most people don't care until it effects them directly.  The world needs to have more love and less hate oh and awareness is always a good thing too.  We have another event on the 25th. that is the relay for life when we will be walking from 6pm until 6 am the next morning. I can only pray it doesn't get rained out and if any one has any idea's for fund raising let me know please. I will take all the help I can get.

The good thing is that there is only four days left till the weekend. Remember to try and look at the glass half full not empty.
If everyone could try and do this for me it would be really sweet......say something nice or do something nice for some one you normally wouldn't.

Have a blesses day and give yourself a pat on the back..you were strong enough to make it another day in this F-ed up world.
#55 | 1402 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 maybe when pig's fly...
Yeah, for some strange reason, when some people try to bury the hatchet, it usually ends up in someone else's back.  
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#56 | 1402 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
GOOD FREAKIN MORNING EVERYONE!!

I see this is a funny Monday for everyone.
My Saturday sucked btw. Our event got rained out and that made me very very very sad . I stood out in the rain from 7:30 am till 11:30 in short a$$ shorts and  tank top while it rain just hoping that people would come and show some support. Very wishful thinking on my part I know. We raised a total of $58 and I donated $15 of it myself and a few of the other girls threw in some money as well. the irony though is that when people get sick from cancer then they want to be all about it but most people don't care until it effects them directly.  The world needs to have more love and less hate oh and awareness is always a good thing too.  We have another event on the 25th. that is the relay for life when we will be walking from 6pm until 6 am the next morning. I can only pray it doesn't get rained out and if any one has any idea's for fund raising let me know please. I will take all the help I can get.

The good thing is that there is only four days left till the weekend. Remember to try and look at the glass half full not empty.
If everyone could try and do this for me it would be really sweet......say something nice or do something nice for some one you normally wouldn't.

Have a blesses day and give yourself a pat on the back..you were strong enough to make it another day in this F-ed up world.
We did the relay for life here and went around to some business and asked if they would put together gift baskets to donate. Then we raffled them off at the relay. It raised a lot of money. Examples of baskets...

Car Wash kit
Movies basket(had a gift card and some dvd's and popcorn)
Water fun basket(filled with water guns and balloons.)
 
Just a few suggestions! Hope it helps.
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#57 | 1402 days ago

I see you, you see me

watch you blowin' the lines when you're making a scene

Oh girl, you've got to know

what my head overlooks

the senses will show to my heart

when it's watching for lies

you can't escape my

  Private Eyes

  they're watching you

  they see your every move

  Private Eyes

  they're watching you

  Private Eyes

  they're watching you watching you watching you watching you

You play with words you play with love

you can twist it around baby that ain't enough

cause girl I'm gonna know

if you're letting me in or letting me go

don't lie when you're hurting inside

'cause you can't escape my

  Private Eyes

  they're watching you

  they see your every move

  Private Eyes

  they're watching you

  Private Eyes

  they're watching you watching you watching you watching you

Why you try to put up a front for me

I'm a spy but on your side you see

Slip on, into any disguise

I'll still know you

look into my Private Eyes
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#58 | 1402 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

Cali_Kat wrote:
We did the relay for life here and went around to some business and asked if they would put together gift baskets to donate. Then we raffled them off at the relay. It raised a lot of money. Examples of baskets...

Car Wash kit
Movies basket(had a gift card and some dvd's and popcorn)
Water fun basket(filled with water guns and balloons.)
 
Just a few suggestions! Hope it helps.
Thank you.
#59 | 1402 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

I went to a Hall and Oates concert back in my day.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#60 | 1402 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
Thank you.
No Problem!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#61 | 1402 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

#62 | 1402 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Say it Aint So
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#63 | 1402 days ago

Sausage king Jimmy Dean dies at 81
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#64 | 1402 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
Say it Aint So
I thought about interrupting, but I think I will just let you two handle this One on One.
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#65 | 1402 days ago

some things are better left unsaid
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#66 | 1402 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
First of all, who are these Jane and Sue bitches?  Secondly I think internet poll areas are the best places to wage impersonal battles over nonsense and tomfoolery.
Thirdly, Thank god the Rockies showed up this weekend sweeping the Blue Jays in 3, and Ubaaaaaldooooooo getting win #12..
Next, I'm ready for the rain to stop.. my house was 60 degrees this morning.. Needless to say I had two 80 pound dogs end up in my bed with muddy paws tucked cozily on the comforter.
For my Q crush... Massage Therapist
I've tried watching some World Cup games... Yeah, the US doesn't have the athletes the premier teams around the world do..
My random team to root for shall be the Netherlands.. Partly because I'm partial to Orange, prostitution, windmills, Amsterdam and electronica music


Ah aah
Ah aah
Ah Ah
C'mon
Ah, Ah, Ah, Oh oh oh
Ohh
Ahh
Yeah
Busta Rhymes, Janet Jackson
Here We go
One Time

Baby, just tell me just how you feel
We livin it, and just givin it to you real
Baby c'mon
Every time, we crossin the borderline
We givin it to you, makin you feel fine
Turn the heat up
Better believe we gonna shine
Make your body wind
Baby the pleasure is all mine
To my people
Regulatin the dance floor
Better step to your business, handle yours, how we do it
Makin you people just wanna bounce and get busy because
You know that we always will hit you off, what you say
You wonderin why you feelin the force
And don't you worry cause you'll be ready to floss
More heat cause I always will put you on
And blow the spot to the very second i'm gone, get your groove on
Now that you tired, I hope your body recoupin because we keeping you movin thats what we
Doin and you know we're gonna

Chorus:
Gonna make, gonna make, gonna make your body wet
(Gonna make your body wet)
Gonna make, gonna make your body scream out yeah
(Make your body just scream out yeah, yeah)
Gonna make, gonna make you think them naughty things
(Make you think them naughty things)
Of me on you,
(All me on you)
And you on me whats it gonna be
(What it's gonna be?)
Gonna make gonna make gonna make your body wet
(Make your body wet, c'mon)
Gonna make gonna make your body scream out yeah
(Make your body scream yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
Gonna make gonna make gonna make your body cream
(Make your body cream)
Make you have wet dreams
(Make you have wet dreams)
What, what what, what's it gonna be?

All my people, singing and waving your hands high
Hot sh*t, burnin and makin your ass fry
Baby c'mon, give you the sh*t that'll make you quiver
While I deliver the sh*t that'll hit you right in your liver
Always sound scannin, we never leavin you hangin
I'm always doin my thing and my music always be bangin so Check it
You know we be always movin the crowd
Type of feelin that make you wanna go play it loud
What up
When, we, come, and hit you, best believe we really gonna get you
No matter whatever you wanna flaunt
We be rippin it baby so what you want
Here we go
Paintin a picture we keep it hot in the winter
Now big up my people you know I'm always with you
Flip Mode
We blowin and takin over the planet
Full blast, hittin with Busta Rhymes and Janet
And you know we're gonna

Repeat Chorus

We gonna make your body real wet (Wet)
We gonna make your body say yeah (Yeah)
I wanna know where my real dogs is at
I wanna know where my live women is at
We gonna make your body real wet (Wet)
We gonna make your body say yeah (Yeah)
Everybody wave your hands real high
And let me see you put 'em up in the sky
C'mon, makin my niggaz just say ho
Word up, and makin you women just say ah

Baby c'mon, bringin it to you in many ways
We makin and takin you people right through another phase
C'mon, we rockin it baby that's how we droppin it baby
There ain't no stoppin it baby, I know we drivin you crazy
And then we hit with the greatest of all time
No matter what you do baby, we gonna shine
And you know we're gonna

Repeat Chorus

Busta Rhymes, Janet Jackson
Flipmode baby what,
Yeah, yeah
What its gonna be
What its gonna be, what its gonna be
Whats it gonna be
What what what, what what what
Yeah
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
Close the door
1.  I, too, appreciate the song choice. 
2.  Am I still your Q Crush (because I could use a massage)? 
3.  I'm with you on the rain crap ... even though thunderstorms make my day.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#67 | 1402 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I thought about interrupting, but I think I will just let you two handle this One on One.
are you all using their songs in sentences because that is soooo GAY?!
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#68 | 1402 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

I Cant Go For That, No Can Do.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#69 | 1402 days ago

i did it in a minute
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#70 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

9 hours and counting beeeoootchs
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#71 | 1402 days ago

richard_cranium wrote: Aww, you missed post #33.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#72 | 1402 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Maneater
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#73 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

  ........ or THIS!
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#74 | 1402 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
1.  I, too, appreciate the song choice. 
2.  Am I still your Q Crush (because I could use a massage)? 
3.  I'm with you on the rain crap ... even though thunderstorms make my day.
1) Good
2) yes you are, and that's why I brought it up
3) isn't that an understatement?

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#75 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
9 hours and counting beeeoootchs
LMAO! you suck.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#76 | 1402 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Aww, you missed post #33.
that I did sir, that I did
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#77 | 1402 days ago

well, that's pretty much the method of modern love, jack
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#78 | 1402 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
are you all using their songs in sentences because that is soooo GAY?!
That would appear to be what is happening, I told you in my first post today, that I wasn't going to be thinking for myself today. I can't do anything about it if the voices are in a gay mood.
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#79 | 1402 days ago

the story reminded me of that "mr. waaaaay too proud of texas guy" real men of genius ad.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#80 | 1402 days ago

I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#81 | 1402 days ago

and the stupidity continues...

The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#82 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
F^&K all of you b&*ches! I will be on an airplane approximately 11 hours and 53 minutes from now heading to Cancun..... Take all your drama and suck on it!   Oh, and BTW, have a GREAT day!    Vindog OUT!!!!

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Have a blast!!!!!!! 
#83 | 1402 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
That would appear to be what is happening, I told you in my first post today, that I wasn't going to be thinking for myself today. I can't do anything about it if the voices are in a gay mood.
It's cool, I like "the gays".
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#84 | 1402 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
 I think anyone says all babies are cute are lying.  and if you haven't seen an ugly baby, you haven't seen many babies.

my nephews were NOT cute babies.
Nut-N-Honey....  
#85 | 1402 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
Its funny because me and co worker talked about this on Friday.

This customer brought in her 10 month old granddaughter and the only thing I could say was.."oh whats she chewing on?" My co worker said she could always tell when I think a baby isn't cute because I will think of something else to say like "what a cute outfit, or shoes"

I agree some babies just aren't cute!!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#86 | 1402 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
yes, most babies are ugly when they are born. My uncle actually thought his kid was ugly for a long time, as well as one of my good friends. and when i see an ugly baby, i either say nothing or a simple awwww....they dont need to hear what they can clearly see for themselves.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#87 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
9 hours and counting beeeoootchs
Still very jealous !! And you suck!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#88 | 1402 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

You make my dreams come truuuuuueeeeeeeeeee...doo doo true true.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#89 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
  "Well, think of all the money you're gonna save on prom dresses." 


Borrowed from Bill Engvall.   as heard in this video  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TlOD7SBcg4
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#90 | 1402 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
Thanks for validating my opinion. To borrow a old favorite line from a Cosby routine: 'And they cleaned it off... and it wasn't getting any better... so I kissed my wife ever so gently on the cheek and said: "Dear you just gave birth to a lizard." (I know it isn't word for word - but it's close enough).
#91 | 1402 days ago

Hey World Cup Soccer/Futbol/Footie Fans:

1. What is up with those damn horns?
2. What language is the Scottish color-guy speaking on ABC? Klingon? Did he have a stroke?
3. What's with the weird clapping above the head during substitutions and at the end of the game? Give me one good reason i shouldn't be making fun of this. (just killed a beer - clap above my head - everybody laughs)
4. Why do the coach's have on disheveled / wrinkly suits and bed head BEFORE the game even starts? They all have a frazzled jack-lemon-in-glengary-glenross-thing going on.
5. Yo FIFA, hook a brotha up with a time-out. Seriously, I mean damn. lol
6. Are those hair cuts considered hazing or do they do it on purpose?
7. Wouldn't the goalies catch the ball better without the crazy mickey mouse cartoon gloves?
8. Kaka, I mean wtf?
9. Is anyone trying to score or are they just trying to be the best at exercising? ('love that line! lmao)
10. for the record, ties are like kissing your sister and from the looks of it, some of these teams are clearly trying to get to second base with her. it's gross.
Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#92 | 1402 days ago

Ooooh, Ooooh
A pigeon is a girl be walking by
Wearing dark blue brand new sparkling five
Her feet hurt so you know she wants a ride
Cause she's frontin' like she can't say hi
What?

(Uh, oh) Your chicks ain't getting nada
(Uh, oh) A pigeon ain't worth the Ramada
(Uh, oh) Anyway your friend looks hotter
(Uh, oh) A game is something we got a lot of

I don't want no pigeons
Them be the girls who get no dubs from me
Playing the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat
Trying to holler at me

In the front of the club I see this girl like, "Yo love"
Thought she called me a thug
A scrub? What? This must be a joke
Broke Pigeonhead freak, you're lucky I spoke

This ain't my Benz there, it's my man, yeah
But this ain't my car like that ain't your hair

(Uh, oh) Pigeon, take your friend's shoes off
(Uh, oh) Pigeon, take your fake jewels off
(Oh, oh) Pigeon, to hell with that crazy bit
Y'all make me sick,
Go home and babysit!

My big dogs don't like this
Concur girl, get a brush and scrub this.

I don't want no pigeons
Them be the girls who get no dubs from me
Playing the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat
Trying to holler at me

I don't want no pigeons
Them be the girls who get no dubs from me
Playing the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat
Trying to holler at me

Yo, chill cousin, these birds is I'll cousin
Cause they call me scrub like I can't even bill cousin
Trick Donald's, you ain't worth the McDonalds
Throw you on the street make you spit vinyls and

Hey yo Flex, shorty tried to flash me wrong
How you gonna wear sandals with those nasty corns?
That be wrong
I'm gonna play cards
In the dirty draws with the skidmarks

More than one baby father
(Oh yes girl, we're talkin to you)
If you strip all week to go clubbing
(Oh yes girl, we're talkin to you)
Buy a dress to front and take it back to the store
(Oh yes girl, we's talkin to you)
You wanna smoke with me, with no money?
Oh no, I don't want no

No pigeons,
No pigeons.

I don't want no pigeons
Them be the girls who get no dubs from me
Playing the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat
Trying to holler at me

(No pigeons) I don't want no pigeons
Them be the girls who get no dubs from me
(No pigeons) Playing the bar dumb broke with her best friend's coat
Trying to holler at me
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#93 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
F^&K all of you b&*ches! I will be on an airplane approximately 11 hours and 53 minutes from now heading to Cancun..... Take all your drama and suck on it!   Oh, and BTW, have a GREAT day!    Vindog OUT!!!!

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
in 2 days i'll be on my way to seattle where i'm sure i'll catch a lot of nice shade. and clouds. and fog. and the weather s*cks here today as well.    seems like quite a few folks on here need a time-out.
Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#94 | 1402 days ago

Happy Monday all.  It's been 91 here all afternoon and a thunder storm just went by.  Now it will be even more muggy.  They had the Viet Nam traveling memorial set up about a mile and half from my house so i went there this afternoon.  Was very moving.  One of the vets walked with me to my brothers name and made me a scratch off of his name.  I have never been to Washington to see the real thing.  My parents went to the grand opening of the one in DC  my mom worked very hard helping to get that one.  If anybody gets the chance to see the smaller scale when it comes to your town, it is worth it.
Happy Monday!...  
#95 | 1402 days ago

Dang Ashlie, this is kinda weird...but I picked a song for you and i think now after reading the above its gonna make you laugh, or at least I hope it does....

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#96 | 1402 days ago

I'm tired, hot, sweaty, and have to go pee. If I look past all of that, I had a most splendid day.
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#97 | 1402 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 Today my best friend would've been 32.  I miss her more than anything in the world.  I think about her every day.  Most days, I smile when I think about her.  Some days, I cry.  I wonder what we'd be doing today.  Probably having some frozen concoction with an umbrella in it sitting by her pool.  

Nothing else really matters today.  Please enjoy your friends while you have them.
#98 | 1402 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I'm tired, hot, sweaty, and have to go pee. If I look past all of that, I had a most splendid day.
But the ice cream was good right?
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#99 | 1402 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
But the ice cream was good right?
Of course it was.
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#100 | 1402 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
The sad truth is there are ugly babies...I usually say he/she looks like the other parent..... and walk away...
Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#101 | 1402 days ago

SORRY, BROTHERS AND SISTER Q, I AM ,IN THIS TIME, SEE THE WORLD CUP , IN SOUTHAFRICA, I HAVE THE EARS CRAZY WHITH THE VAVAZELAS , BUT TODAY I SEE ITALY-PARAGUAY 1-1, CHA AMIGO, VIVA PARAGUAY .- HERE IS 1 AM , IS COOOLD, BUT I GIVE YOU A CHALLENGE,HERE IS THE QUILMES CLUB , THE BEER IS FREE FOR US, WHERE I AM,SEARCH ME
Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#102 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

 6 1/2 more hours.... WHOO HOOO
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#103 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
 6 1/2 more hours.... WHOO HOOO
It was funny the first time, now you are starting to get under my skin!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#104 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
It was funny the first time, now you are starting to get under my skin!
..... the BEST pictures are yet to come    Just joking (or am I)
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#105 | 1402 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
vindog wrote:
 6 1/2 more hours.... WHOO HOOO
Alright, sir.   Quit rubbing it in.    You asked for it...





http://www.weather.com/weather/narrative/MXQR0138

Enjoy the thunderstorms and rain..  
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#106 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Alright, sir.   Quit rubbing it in.    You asked for it...





http://www.weather.com/weather/narrative/MXQR0138

Enjoy the thunderstorms and rain..  
Thats actually what their weather forecast looks like every day of the year! No worries- it's a tropical climate. I gets sunny then rainy all day every day.
That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#107 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
Thats actually what their weather forecast looks like every day of the year! No worries- it's a tropical climate. I gets sunny then rainy all day every day.
         Have a good time.
A lot of truth is said in jest....  
#108 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
..... the BEST pictures are yet to come    Just joking (or am I)
LMAO, have fun Viin, keep the pics coming!
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#109 | 1402 days ago
vindog (+)

Oddfool wrote:
         Have a good time.

Thanks I will......

That's TUBBS: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bodacious, Sassy.  
#110 | 1402 days ago

I just had a weekend from hell.  Thursday I had to go to a luncheon and a banquet, both where my mom was honored for something.  Friday I had to work and go to another dinner right from work.  Saturday I worked and came home just long enough to change clothes and go to a high school graduation party for a girl I've known since she was born.  Yesterday I had to work again, and then be a good little Catholic boy and go to church after I left work.  By the time I got home last night I was ready to crash, and I had to get right back up for work at 6:00 this morning, and had to make out more thank you cards for my graduation gifts.  I'll eventually get caught up on music trivia this week, but for now, quit complaining that I don't have that poll done and just tell me who said it.
Okey-dokey. Here we go...  
#111 | 1402 days ago

vindog wrote:
Thats actually what their weather forecast looks like every day of the year! No worries- it's a tropical climate. I gets sunny then rainy all day every day.
im sure you and your wife will have other things on your mind beside the weather
#112 | 1401 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 Today my best friend would've been 32.  I miss her more than anything in the world.  I think about her every day.  Most days, I smile when I think about her.  Some days, I cry.  I wonder what we'd be doing today.  Probably having some frozen concoction with an umbrella in it sitting by her pool.  

Nothing else really matters today.  Please enjoy your friends while you have them.
I'm so sorry Christi.  One month and 4 days until he anniversary of my high school sweetheart's death.  I am currently the most vicious bitch in the world, as I always seem to be this time of year.  I don't intend to be, it just happens.  I understand the "nothing else matters" mentality.  Wonder how my life might be, had he not died..............
Reserved...for something clever...  
#113 | 1401 days ago

"When I'm Gone"

[Introduction]
Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...

[Verse 1]
Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 2]
I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These f**kin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

[Chorus]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Verse 3]
Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

[Chorus/Outro]
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel my pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

[Curtains closing and sounds of clapping]
Shot of the day: Naked Navel  
#114 | 1401 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Dang Ashlie, this is kinda weird...but I picked a song for you and i think now after reading the above its gonna make you laugh, or at least I hope it does....

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

thank you Jen...i think behind Glenda, you may be on of the nicest people on here.
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#115 | 1401 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

^^^A Helen Reddy song from Jen--good choice!  Then again, I've always been partial to Pat Benetar:  I like this one--from the movie "Legend of Billie Jean" www.youtube.com/watch

This bloody road remains a mystery
This sudden darkness fills the air
What are we waiting for?
Won't anybody help us?
What are we waiting for?

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible

This shattered dream you cannot justify
We're gonna scream until we're satisified
What are we running for?
We've got the right to be angry
What are we running for?
When there's no where we can run to anymore

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible
And with the power of conviction
There is no sacrifice
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible

Won't anybody help us?
What are we running for?
When there's no where,
No where we can run to anymore

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible
And with the power of conviction
There is no sacrifice
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible

yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible

We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be Invincible
#116 | 1401 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

janet011685 wrote:
I'm too lazy to make a poll, so consider this an informal survey instead.  I was discussing this earlier with a coworker, and we had differing views, so I just want to know if I stand alone on this or not. 

Has anyone else been put in a situation where they see a person's baby and think, "Man, that is one ugly child"?  For me, I'm sorry, but not ALL babies are cute.  In fact, I think babies kind of look like little alien creatures until they're at least a month old.  Don't get me wrong, when I have a baby one day (a LONG time from now, barring Immaculate Conception), I'm sure I'll feel the same way about it.  But I just don't think all babies are cute.  Of course, I'm a nice person (shutup those of you who already know who you are) so I'd never SAY that to anyone.  I do, however, have my own way around it.  When I see an ugly baby, I simply say "He's breathtaking".  For me, that's not a lie because seeing a baby that's hideous kind of DOES take my breath away for a moment. 

So yeah, anyone else with me?  Anyone?  And what do you do/say if you find yourself faced with a baby that looks like mini-Sloth?
 Damn, that's an ugly baby! (just click it and watch) 
The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#117 | 1401 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
 Damn, that's an ugly baby! (just click it and watch) 
 



The_Real_Stoney(my other, never fall in love with another man's dog:)  
#118 | 1400 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
MIKE!!!! Ain't no CLOWN like You, Bro!!
Told ya it was going 7..
Okey-dokey. Here we go...  

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