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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Ok. So It's Birthday Week! YEA! I am already tired and I havent even begun. If you can't tell, my birthday is my fave national holiday next to Christmas. It's the most perfect day of the year. I also think I'm the first in this line of Q cancers, so I am proud to kick that off, since CANCERS RULE!   O'DOYLE RULES! (had to say it) Anyway, that's all I have. Hope this sucktastic Monday brings you pleasure.....lots of pleasure! Enjoy. and Rogers...Filter Error 06/21 Photo.
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31 Fans 
19%a. It's Monday...
16%b. Does birthday week mean double shots?...
3%c. "If they attack the car, save the radio!"...
13%d. You big dummy....
6%e. Step one you say we need to talk...
16%f. Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink...
6%g. Think it may be a Liquid Viagara sort of night...
3%h. Day 21 Shots....
13%i. Hiiiii Beans...

 &nbp;
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#3 | 1095 days ago

Morning Those who Judge, Those who Love, and Those who Produce Laughter!

I had a pretty awesome weekend. Went to visit someone I wish I could see and talk to on Saturday then grubbed on some homemade Mexican food at a family  get together at my aunt's and uncle's place-----also learned of some family dirt which never fails to entertain me. Can't share the stories to outsiders but let me just type------------------"My grandma was one bad arse woman." Then yesterday (a day that usually makes  me very sad) I went to Disneyland. Nothing like screaming kids, parents at their wits end to control, fantastic plastic boobs and playing "Are they real?", people watching, and good old ice cream on a cone to make my day. I The Genie from Aladdin by the way. I was soooooooooooooo hoping to see a couple of Lakers and had my camera ready, but sadly it wasn't meant to be. (LOL)

And TODAY is day 1 of my "Only 4 days left of school", Lakers parade (shut it to all those who judge my city........lamos, tards, hooligans, and crazies are in EVERY city.......you all just haven't had the experience of a winning the championship team that brings them out, so stick it! ) That is it.

Hope you all have sun filled days, gladness in your hearts, and food in your belly today! And remember hug a Cancer!


P.S. Happy Birthday Week Ashlie! Cancers RuLe!
Hiiiii Beans...  
  
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#1 | 1095 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Saw "Sex Drive" this weekend.  Funniest movie I've seen in a long time....

Some favorite quotes:

Never mind.  I can't put the quotes on here cause they'd violate the code of conduct.


Went Geocaching with my boys yesterday, what a blast.  Anyone do this activity?

All the smart guys at the National Weather Service this spring said we'd have drought like conditions this month.  If that's the case what the he** is this wet-like substance falling from the sky every other day?

Happy Birthday Ashlie, can I get you a present? 
#2 | 1095 days ago

I know I can't afford this life
For a moment
That its too soon
To forget
(REPEAT)

[Mos Def]
Yo
In she came with the same tight game
The type of girl givin out the fake cell phone and name
Big fame, she like cats with big thangs
Jewels chip, money clip, phone flip, the six range
I seen her on the ass, spotted her more than once
Ass so fat that you could see it from the front
She spot me like paparazzi
Shot me a glance in that catwoman stance with the fat booty pants
Hot damn!
What your name love, where you came from?
Neck and wrist laced up, very little make-up
The slims at the Rebok gym tone your frame up
Is sugar and spice the only thing that you made of?
I tried to play it low key but couldn't keep it down
Asked her to dance she was like ‘yo, I'm leaving now'
An hour later, sounds from Jamaica
She sippin Crys stright up, shaking mine and her waist up
Scene two: my fam throwin the jam
For Reed is on the stand big things is in the plan
The brother Big Moon make space for me to move in
Hey, this my man Mos, baby let me introduce
I turn around
Say word, you is the same pretty girl that I had priorly observed
Trying to play me for the herb (yeah, that's her)
Shocked as hell she couldn't get it together
I just played it low and pretended I never met her
‘How you feelin', ‘oh I'm fine', ‘my name is Mos', ‘I'm Sharice'
I heard so much good about you its nice to finally meet
We moved to the booth reserved crew especially
And honey love ended up sittin directly next to me
I'm type polite but now I'm lookin at her skeptically
Cause baby girl got all the right weaponry
Designer fabric, shoes, and accessories
Chinky eyes, sweet voice is *f*cking* on me mentally
We conversated, made a laugh, yeah you know me bro
Even though we on this steelo, she wild sweet yo
I'm about to merc, I say peace to the family
She hop up like ‘how you gonna leave before you dance with me?'

[hook]
(sung)
I know I can't afford this life
For a moment
That its too soon
To forget
x2

(spoken by Mos Def)
She blew my whole habit, that girl
I was like ‘what'
I played it low though, I was like ‘yeah, aiight, c'mon then, let's go'
Its mad, the sh*t is so sick, I tell ya
Yo, honey was so blazin, she was just
Yo, she was like Jane Kennedy
Word bond, to my mother man
She was that L man, she take me to the dance floor
And she start whispering to me

[Mos Def]
Yo, let me apologize for the other night
I know it wasn't right
But baby you know what its like
Some brothers don't be coming right
I understand, I'm feeling you
Beside, ‘can I have a dance?' ain't really that original
We laughed about it, traced her arms across my shoulder blades
They playin lovers' rock, I got to put the fingers on her waist
He end my butt up like the Arizona summer song
Finished then she whisper ‘honey, let's exchange numbers'
Scene three: weeks of datin late night conversation
In the crib heart racin, tryin to be cool and patient
She touched on my eyelids, the room fell silent
She walked away smilin singing Gregory Issac
Like ‘if I don't, if I don't, if I don't'
Showin me that tan line and that tatoo
Playin shy they sweetest taboo
Burnin candles, all my other plans got canceled
Man I smashed it like an Idaho potato
She call my at my jayo, ‘come now', I can't say no
Ginseng tree trunks, rockin the p-funk
Cocking her knees up, champion lover not ease up
Three months, she call ‘I feel I'm runnin a fever'
Six months, I'm tellin her I desperately need her
Nine months, flu like symptoms when shorty not around
I need more than to knock it down I'm really tryin to lock it down
Midnight we hook up and go at it
Burn is over, let her know, sweetheart I got to have it
She tellin me commitment is somethin she can't manage
Wake up the next morning, she gone like it was magic
Ahh damnit! This all Harrison Ford frantic
My 911 wasn't answered by my fly torist enchantress
Next week, who hit me up, I saw Sharice at the kiddie club
With some banging ass Asian playin lay it down and lick me up
What!?

Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#3 | 1095 days ago

Morning Those who Judge, Those who Love, and Those who Produce Laughter!

I had a pretty awesome weekend. Went to visit someone I wish I could see and talk to on Saturday then grubbed on some homemade Mexican food at a family  get together at my aunt's and uncle's place-----also learned of some family dirt which never fails to entertain me. Can't share the stories to outsiders but let me just type------------------"My grandma was one bad arse woman." Then yesterday (a day that usually makes  me very sad) I went to Disneyland. Nothing like screaming kids, parents at their wits end to control, fantastic plastic boobs and playing "Are they real?", people watching, and good old ice cream on a cone to make my day. I The Genie from Aladdin by the way. I was soooooooooooooo hoping to see a couple of Lakers and had my camera ready, but sadly it wasn't meant to be. (LOL)

And TODAY is day 1 of my "Only 4 days left of school", Lakers parade (shut it to all those who judge my city........lamos, tards, hooligans, and crazies are in EVERY city.......you all just haven't had the experience of a winning the championship team that brings them out, so stick it! ) That is it.

Hope you all have sun filled days, gladness in your hearts, and food in your belly today! And remember hug a Cancer!


P.S. Happy Birthday Week Ashlie! Cancers RuLe!
Hiiiii Beans...  
#4 | 1095 days ago

If you want this
if you want this
if you want this, you’re gonna have to ask
nicely please
yeah if you want this
you’re gonna have to ask me
you’re gonna have to ask me

Whatever you want
I’ll give it to you
I’ll give it to you slowly
‘till you’re just begging me to hold you
ya whatever you want
whatever you want
but you’re gonna have to ask me

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight
that’s right
that’s right

In the kitchen
in the shower
and in the back seat of my car
I’ll hold you up
in your office
preferably during business hours
‘cause you know how I like it when there’s people around
and I know how you like it
yeah I know how you like it
I know how you like it when I tease you for hours

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
and my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight
oh and this has just begun

Yeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over
this is where I want to live
right here between your hips
where all the love you hold and hide
it’s where it lives
right here between your hips
this is where I want to live
it’s where all the love you give exists

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
your head is bent back
your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘’till you feel the daylight
that’s right
yeah
that’s right
that’s right
that’s right
I’ll hold you up
that’s right
that’s right
I’ll drive you all night"
It's Monday...  
#5 | 1095 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

(Edited by hskrdave)
I just learned about a village in Australlia called "F**king". Its a real place so its not a bad word. Its sounds like the greatest place on earth, and I want to visit it. I learned about this great place because of my CLEAVER thread about cities.
#6 | 1095 days ago

helluva weekend. these are the things i remember.

friday or saturday, can't remember...i had a dude...oh! it was saturday. yeah....had a dude trying to impress me with his mind which i admire the heck out of. but he kept quoting "aeropostale" instead of aristotle.

"they can't see us. we're in the spiritual world, *sshole."   "...then what's with the spotlight?" fart. i want to be upset because of the inconvenience of more of my non-money going towards tickets, but we got lucky. a naked night swim at the beach turned into a humiliating naked ticket write-up. cop let us off very gently though.....i still say it was worth it. eh. i'll say that until i see what the fines are gonna look like
#7 | 1095 days ago

 and there is not  a damn thing i can do about it.

Parents are in town.  We went to a AA minor league game yesterday (Mississippi Braves won!!) with my kids, so it was a great Father's Day.

I'm still looking for a job to replace the craptactular job i have now, and no such luck.  Hey Ty, you need someone?

Braves swept the Royals, and the rest of the NL East kind of sucked this weekend, so the Braves are back up by 2.5 games.

Cancers Drool.  The only 1 I've ever liked is my father, and that's kind of because I have to.  

I'm going to find a song each day this week that has the name of the day of the week in it.

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...

and then I'm going to start something new for me next week.  (if i'm still around).

It's Monday...  
#8 | 1095 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
If you want this
if you want this
if you want this, you’re gonna have to ask
nicely please
yeah if you want this
you’re gonna have to ask me
you’re gonna have to ask me

Whatever you want
I’ll give it to you
I’ll give it to you slowly
‘till you’re just begging me to hold you
ya whatever you want
whatever you want
but you’re gonna have to ask me

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight
that’s right
that’s right

In the kitchen
in the shower
and in the back seat of my car
I’ll hold you up
in your office
preferably during business hours
‘cause you know how I like it when there’s people around
and I know how you like it
yeah I know how you like it
I know how you like it when I tease you for hours

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
and your head is bent back
and your back is arched
and my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you ‘till you feel the daylight
oh and this has just begun

Yeah this has just begun
because we haven’t even gotten started yet
I haven’t even
I haven’t even tied you up
I haven’t even turned you over
this is where I want to live
right here between your hips
where all the love you hold and hide
it’s where it lives
right here between your hips
this is where I want to live
it’s where all the love you give exists

Your mouth waters
stretched out on my bed
your fingers are trembling
and your heart is heavy and red
your head is bent back
your back is arched
my hand is under there
holding you up

I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘till you feel the daylight
I’ll hold you up
and drive you all night
I’ll hold you up
and drive you baby ‘’till you feel the daylight
that’s right
yeah
that’s right
that’s right
that’s right
I’ll hold you up
that’s right
that’s right
I’ll drive you all night"
Dayum...I gotta meet you!!
You big dummy....  
#9 | 1095 days ago
jasonwrites (+)

 I've long felt, like many others before me I'm sure, that the moment this site became more about BS drama than about having fun, for me, would be the time to leave. I'm sad to say that moment has arrived. Y'all know where to find me.
Step one you say we need to talk...  
#10 | 1095 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

(Edited by hskrdave)
Mr_Rogers wrote:
I just learned about a village in Australlia called "F**king". Its a real place so its not a bad word. Its sounds like the greatest place on earth, and I want to visit it. I learned about this great place because of my CLEAVER thread about cities.
F**king is in Austria.  There is no F**king in Australia.
#11 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 and there is not  a damn thing i can do about it.

Parents are in town.  We went to a AA minor league game yesterday (Mississippi Braves won!!) with my kids, so it was a great Father's Day.

I'm still looking for a job to replace the craptactular job i have now, and no such luck.  Hey Ty, you need someone?

Braves swept the Royals, and the rest of the NL East kind of sucked this weekend, so the Braves are back up by 2.5 games.

Cancers Drool.  The only 1 I've ever liked is my father, and that's kind of because I have to.  

I'm going to find a song each day this week that has the name of the day of the week in it.

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...

and then I'm going to start something new for me next week.  (if i'm still around).

Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#12 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
 I'm over it.
It's Monday...  
#13 | 1095 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Saw "Sex Drive" this weekend.  Funniest movie I've seen in a long time....

Some favorite quotes:

Never mind.  I can't put the quotes on here cause they'd violate the code of conduct.


Went Geocaching with my boys yesterday, what a blast.  Anyone do this activity?

All the smart guys at the National Weather Service this spring said we'd have drought like conditions this month.  If that's the case what the he** is this wet-like substance falling from the sky every other day?

Happy Birthday Ashlie, can I get you a present? 
haven't done geocaching, but i used to do letterboxing (same thing only without the gps). it was so much fun until i got stuck on this one and got frustrated and quit.
#14 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 I'm over it.
obviously.



saddens me that i couldnt make that list.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#15 | 1095 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

(Edited by hskrdave)
jasonwrites wrote:
 I've long felt, like many others before me I'm sure, that the moment this site became more about BS drama than about having fun, for me, would be the time to leave. I'm sad to say that moment has arrived. Y'all know where to find me.
Dang dude, I was hoping to get our bromance started again. 


I know what you mean though, it seems to go in cycles. 
Just tell those involved to go to F**king Austria on a horse.  (pronounced 'fooking')
#16 | 1095 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
haven't done geocaching, but i used to do letterboxing (same thing only without the gps). it was so much fun until i got stuck on this one and got frustrated and quit.
Letterboxing is fun too, and I think a little more challenging.  There have been some caches we haven't been able to find, just like everything else in life, there are some tools out there that think they're clever and do things intended to frustrate you...

Give it a try, I'm sure if you enjoyed letterboxing you'll enjoy this too.  www.geocaching.com
#17 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
obviously.



saddens me that i couldnt make that list.
 others wish the same thing.

It's Monday...  
#18 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 others wish the same thing.

i'm over it.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#19 | 1095 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
F**king is in Austria.  There is no F**king in Australia.
Well thats one country I"ll sure as hell not be visiting, unless Keith Urban invites me, then there will be a lot of fuc*ing!!
It's Monday...  
#20 | 1095 days ago

Drama?   Here, I don't get it.           Sorry to see you leave Jason. 

Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink...  
#21 | 1095 days ago

 Hola amigos y amigas....It's Monday!!

Ash happy birthday week  Cancers do rule!!!

Getting ready for work, so not much time....here is a song....enjoy!!

Dirrty 

Dirrty
Filthy
Nasty
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty... you ain't here to party!

Ladies move, gentlemen move
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
I said ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, I'm comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinnin (show your hands)
And let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are thumpin'
Still jumpin', 6 in the morning
Table dancin', glasses are crashin'
No question, time for some action!

Temperature's up (Can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt (so get)
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ahh, heat is up
So ladies, fellas, drop your cups
Body's hot from front to back
Move your ass, I like that

Tight hip huggers (low fo' sho')
Shake a little somethin' (On the floor)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion
We're still goin', 8 in the morning
There's no stoppin', we keep it poppin'
Hard rockin', everyone's talkin'

Be all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Here it comes
It's the one you been waitin' on
Get up, get it up
Yo, that's what's up
Givin' just what you want to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go

You can tell when the music starts to drop
That's when we take it to the parking lot
And I betcha somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's
Ohh... yeahh...

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Wanna get rowdy
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#22 | 1095 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Hola amigos y amigas....It's Monday!!

Ash happy birthday week  Cancers do rule!!!

Getting ready for work, so not much time....here is a song....enjoy!!

Dirrty 

Dirrty
Filthy
Nasty
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty... you ain't here to party!

Ladies move, gentlemen move
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
I said ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, I'm comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinnin (show your hands)
And let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are thumpin'
Still jumpin', 6 in the morning
Table dancin', glasses are crashin'
No question, time for some action!

Temperature's up (Can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt (so get)
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ahh, heat is up
So ladies, fellas, drop your cups
Body's hot from front to back
Move your ass, I like that

Tight hip huggers (low fo' sho')
Shake a little somethin' (On the floor)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion
We're still goin', 8 in the morning
There's no stoppin', we keep it poppin'
Hard rockin', everyone's talkin'

Be all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Here it comes
It's the one you been waitin' on
Get up, get it up
Yo, that's what's up
Givin' just what you want to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go

You can tell when the music starts to drop
That's when we take it to the parking lot
And I betcha somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's
Ohh... yeahh...

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Wanna get rowdy
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

I love getting started on Monday with you, Kat!!
You big dummy....  
#23 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 and there is not  a damn thing i can do about it.

Parents are in town.  We went to a AA minor league game yesterday (Mississippi Braves won!!) with my kids, so it was a great Father's Day.

I'm still looking for a job to replace the craptactular job i have now, and no such luck.  Hey Ty, you need someone?

Braves swept the Royals, and the rest of the NL East kind of sucked this weekend, so the Braves are back up by 2.5 games.

Cancers Drool.  The only 1 I've ever liked is my father, and that's kind of because I have to.  

I'm going to find a song each day this week that has the name of the day of the week in it.

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...

and then I'm going to start something new for me next week.  (if i'm still around).

I'm kind of hurt. I thought us hockey fans stuck together.
Hiiiii Beans...  
#24 | 1095 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Hola amigos y amigas....It's Monday!!

Ash happy birthday week  Cancers do rule!!!

Getting ready for work, so not much time....here is a song....enjoy!!

Dirrty 

Dirrty
Filthy
Nasty
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty... you ain't here to party!

Ladies move, gentlemen move
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
I said ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, I'm comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinnin (show your hands)
And let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off

It's explosive, speakers are thumpin'
Still jumpin', 6 in the morning
Table dancin', glasses are crashin'
No question, time for some action!

Temperature's up (Can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt (so get)
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Ahh, heat is up
So ladies, fellas, drop your cups
Body's hot from front to back
Move your ass, I like that

Tight hip huggers (low fo' sho')
Shake a little somethin' (On the floor)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off

Let's get open, cause a commotion
We're still goin', 8 in the morning
There's no stoppin', we keep it poppin'
Hard rockin', everyone's talkin'

Be all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Here it comes
It's the one you been waitin' on
Get up, get it up
Yo, that's what's up
Givin' just what you want to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go

You can tell when the music starts to drop
That's when we take it to the parking lot
And I betcha somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's
Ohh... yeahh...

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Wanna get rowdy
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

you're killin' me.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#25 | 1095 days ago

what's up all you sexy bitches?
Ashlie, you forgot San Dimas High football rules, as well
Leigh, I hoped you laughed in that guys face, and maybe he was just talking that whole time about where he got a hip cargo short t-shirt combo earlier in the day

I had a decent weekend myself.. We got some humidity with our heat yesterday which is unheard of in these parts, and of course, I was behind the dish in my baseball game yesterday.. Nothing like strapping on the gear sweating your balls off for 3 hours, taking a foul ball of the inner thigh, blocking a pitch with my cup (leading to that pleasant feeling of not knowing whether you have to pee or throw up) but not letting it bother me since I hit a two run bomb in the 1st inning.. Boom goes the dynamite

The Rockies took 2 of 3 over the Brewers.. I'm sure it's not a problem when your closer gives up 5 in the top of the 9th of a tie game... have fun on the bench Corpas

Ok, I feel better now..

Today's adventure through Stoney's ipod brings you.......

The Maine - Into Your Arms

There was a new girl in town.
She had it all figured out. (Had it all figured out)
And I'll state something rash.
She had the most amazing.......smile.
I bet you didn't expect that.
But she made me change my ways. (She made me change my ways)
With eyes like sunsets baby.
And legs that went on for days.

I'm fallin' in love
But it's fallin' apart.
I need to find my way back to the start.
When we were in love.
Oh things were better than they are.
Let me back into.
Into your arms.
Into your arms.

She made her way to the bar.
I tried to talk to her.
But she seemed so far. (She seems so far)
Outta my league.
I had to find a way to get her next to me.

I'm fallin' in love
But it's fallin' apart.
I need to find my way back to the start.
When we were in love.
Oh things were better than they are.
Let me back into.
Into your arms.
Into your arms.

Oh she's slippin' away.
I always freeze when I'm thinking of words to say.
All the things she does.
Make it seem like love.
If it's just a game. (Just a game)
Then I like the way that we play.

I'm fallin' in love
But it's fallin' apart.
I need to find my way back to the start.
I'm fallin' in love
But it's fallin' apart.
I need to find my way back to the start.
When we were in love.
Oh things were better than they are.
Let me back into.
Into your arms.
Into your arms.
Into your arms.
Into your arms.
Hiiiii Beans...  
#26 | 1095 days ago

Alright Baseball/ Softball is over for about a month....Work as been sending us to a town here in WV for flood clean up!! But I should be back for awhile!!

What the he!! has been going on around this place????
It's Monday...  
#27 | 1095 days ago

Oh yea Ashlie.....never mind you know!!!
It's Monday...  
#28 | 1095 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
To all my motherf*ckin' gettin' money hoes
Used to sellin' clothes
And all my ghetto b*tches in the projects
Coming through like bulldozers
No, we ain't sober
Bum b*tches know better than to start sh!t
N*ggas love a hard b*tch
One that get up in a n*gga's ass quicker than an enema
Make a cat bleed then sprinkle it with vinegar
Kidnap the senator
Make him call his wife and say he never coming home
Kim got him in a zone beating they d*cks
Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their t*ts
[laughs]
What? I'm loving this sh*t
Queen B*tch!
What b*tch you know can thug it like this?
Imagine if I was dude and hittin' cats from the back
With no strings attached
Yeah n*gga, picture that!
I treat y'all n*ggas like y'all treat us
No Doubt! Ay yo, yo
Come here so I can bust in ya mouth

[1 - Lil' Kim (Mr. Bristal)]
(Ay yo, come on here b*tch)
N*gga F*CK YOU
(No, F*CK YOU B*TCH)
Who you talking to?
(Why you actin' like a B*TCH?)
Cause y'all n*ggas ain't sh!t
And if I was dude
I'd tell y'all to suck my d*ck

[Repeat 1]

[Lil' Kim]
No, no, no, no
All I wanna do is get my p*ssy sucked (N*gga!)
Count a million bucks in the back of an armor truck
While I get you f*cked up off the T.O.N.Y.
The BX, the chron-chron
And the list goes on and on
(On and on and on)
Like Erykah Badu
Once he drink the Remi down
Ooh I got this n*gga now
He asked me did I love him
I said what came to mind like n*ggas be doing
Yeah baby, I love you long time
Look I ain't tryin' to suck ya
I might not even f*ck ya
Just lay me on this bed and give me some head
Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my p*ssy
Been doin' this for years, no need to practice
Take lessons from the Queen and you'll know how to mack this
N*ggas know he gave me all his cake
I peeled the Benji's off and threw the singles back in his face

[Lil' Kim]
I'm gonna keep it real
For the dough I might kill
I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill
Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight
He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
C*m all on his pants
I met him at the studio
He showed up with his homeboy named Julio
I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?'
Hope you know you paying extra for this f*ckin' third eye
Something about him, I knew he was a phony
Put the burner in his mouth
'Fool, Give me my money!'
He was just a n*gga frontin' like he knew mad stars
In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars
N*ggas ain't sh!t but they still can trick
All they can do for me is suck my cl*t
I'm jumpin' the f*ck up after I c*m
Thinkin' they gon' get some p*ssy but they gets none


(had to edit some n*gga's and sh!ts. hskrdave)
It's Monday...  
#29 | 1095 days ago

This amused me:
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#30 | 1095 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
This amused me:
#31 | 1095 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
To all my motherf*ckin' gettin' money hoes
Used to sellin' clothes
And all my ghetto b*tches in the projects
Coming through like bulldozers
No, we ain't sober
Bum b*tches know better than to start sh!t
N*ggas love a hard b*tch
One that get up in a n*gga's ass quicker than an enema
Make a cat bleed then sprinkle it with vinegar
Kidnap the senator
Make him call his wife and say he never coming home
Kim got him in a zone beating they d*cks
Even got some of these straight chicks rubbing their t*ts
[laughs]
What? I'm loving this sh*t
Queen B*tch!
What b*tch you know can thug it like this?
Imagine if I was dude and hittin' cats from the back
With no strings attached
Yeah n*gga, picture that!
I treat y'all n*ggas like y'all treat us
No Doubt! Ay yo, yo
Come here so I can bust in ya mouth

[1 - Lil' Kim (Mr. Bristal)]
(Ay yo, come on here b*tch)
N*gga F*CK YOU
(No, F*CK YOU B*TCH)
Who you talking to?
(Why you actin' like a B*TCH?)
Cause y'all n*ggas ain't sh!t
And if I was dude
I'd tell y'all to suck my d*ck

[Repeat 1]

[Lil' Kim]
No, no, no, no
All I wanna do is get my p*ssy sucked (N*gga!)
Count a million bucks in the back of an armor truck
While I get you f*cked up off the T.O.N.Y.
The BX, the chron-chron
And the list goes on and on
(On and on and on)
Like Erykah Badu
Once he drink the Remi down
Ooh I got this n*gga now
He asked me did I love him
I said what came to mind like n*ggas be doing
Yeah baby, I love you long time
Look I ain't tryin' to suck ya
I might not even f*ck ya
Just lay me on this bed and give me some head
Got the camcord layin' in the drawer where he can't see
Can't wait to show my girls he sucked the piss out my p*ssy
Been doin' this for years, no need to practice
Take lessons from the Queen and you'll know how to mack this
N*ggas know he gave me all his cake
I peeled the Benji's off and threw the singles back in his face

[Lil' Kim]
I'm gonna keep it real
For the dough I might kill
I'm try-na see my face on a hundred dollar bill
Met this dude name Jaleel at this Abdulla fight
He said he'd pay me ten grand just to belly dance
C*m all on his pants
I met him at the studio
He showed up with his homeboy named Julio
I said 'Whoa! Who's the other guy?'
Hope you know you paying extra for this f*ckin' third eye
Something about him, I knew he was a phony
Put the burner in his mouth
'Fool, Give me my money!'
He was just a n*gga frontin' like he knew mad stars
In his homeboy's whips like he got mad cars
N*ggas ain't sh!t but they still can trick
All they can do for me is suck my cl*t
I'm jumpin' the f*ck up after I c*m
Thinkin' they gon' get some p*ssy but they gets none


(had to edit some n*gga's and sh!ts. hskrdave)
LMAO! Tori, i ...i dont think this song is gonna make it.  lmao.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#32 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
LMAO! Tori, i ...i dont think this song is gonna make it.  lmao.
Whats wrong with it hun, it was edited. Just an old dance routine song/anthem
It's Monday...  
#33 | 1095 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Whats wrong with it hun, it was edited. Just an old dance routine song/anthem
nothing, i hope.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#34 | 1095 days ago

 per Jess, even tho it may be a city in Austria, it is still a cuss word in America, so any more references to F**king, Austria must be edited.
It's Monday...  
#35 | 1095 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I'm kind of hurt. I thought us hockey fans stuck together.
 ok, i'll add you to my list of cancers that I can hang out with online at least.

should probably add ashlie also so she doesn't get her panties chonies in a bunch.
It's Monday...  
#36 | 1095 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
Oh yea Ashlie.....never mind you know!!!
JOE...Because I missed you a little, I'm NOT GOING TO SAY A WORD!!!!

Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#37 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
JOE...Because I missed you a little, I'm NOT GOING TO SAY A WORD!!!!

Isn't this against the COC.....if not it should be!!!!!
Good to be back!!
It's Monday...  
#38 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
JOE...Because I missed you a little, I'm NOT GOING TO SAY A WORD!!!!

I like this one better

Hiiiii Beans...  
#39 | 1095 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I like this one better

That's better!!
For that you get respect sir!
It's Monday...  
#40 | 1095 days ago

I've been out of town since Thursday, so here is my belated CONGRATS!!! to Ashlie, Becky, and all other Lakers fans out in Qville! 
It's Monday...  
#41 | 1095 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I like this one better

If I had a nickel for every look I've had glared at me like that, I could afford a 5 carat pink diamond. LOL
Hiiiii Beans...  
#42 | 1095 days ago

DRUMS PLEASE...

Here it is the groove slightly transformed
just a bit of a break from the norm
just a little somethin' to break the monotony
of all that hardcore dance that has gotten to be
a little bit out of control it's cool to dance
but what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
give me a soft subtle mix
and if ain't broke then don't try to fix it
and think of the summers of the past
adjust the base and let the alpine blast
pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
and put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is summertime

school is out and it's a sort of a buzz
and back then I didn't really know what it was
but now I see what have of this
the way that people respond to summer madness
the weather is hot and girls are dressing less
and checking out the fellas to tell 'em who's best
riding around in your jeep or your benzos
or in your Nissan stting on lorenzos
back in L.A. we be out in the park
a place called the plateau is where everybody goes
guys out hunting and girls doing likewise
honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes
she turn around to see what you beeping at
it's like the summers a natural afrodesiac
and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme
to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time


it's late in the day and I ain't been on the court yet
hustle to the mall to get me a short set
yeah I got on Nikes but I need a new pair
cause basketball courts in the summer got girls there
the temperature's about 88
hop in the water plug just for old times sake
break to ya crib change your clothes once more
cause you're invited to a barbeque that's starting at 4
sitting with your friends cause y'all remincise
about the days growing up and the first person you kiss
and as I think back makes me wonder how
the smell from a grill could spark up nostalgia
all the kids playing out front
little boys messin round with the girls playing double-dutch
while the DJ's spinning a tune as the old folks dance at your family
reunion
then six o'clock rolls around
I just finished wiping The MINI down
it's time to cruise so you head to the summertime hangout
it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't spead through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is Dee Rigga's new defintion of summer madness

Ya Heard me!!

You big dummy....  
#43 | 1095 days ago

i wonder if we are going to get the W.E.N.S. today. I know that is hot as cocoa in GA and there is some recanting going on with someone named Van der sloot or something  which made me think of Vandenbosch which made me think of hippie queen made me of think of richard cranium which made me think of dick head which made me think of...well...anyway, i wonder if we will get any W.E.N.S. today.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#44 | 1095 days ago

whaddup party ppl
#45 | 1095 days ago

Happy Birthday Ashlie.....  Untill i became a mother, i never really understood how special birthdays were.....It is our ownspecial day,,,Embrace and enjoy, no one can take your day from you!......(what is the actual day?)...I'm a Sag sun sign (how people perceive me) with a Cancer rising(my true inner self)..Cancers are loyal, family orientated people and very sensitive...... seems to fit you.....though i bet you have some fire in your chart as well!!!  Happy birthday Week Ash,,And Happy Week to all!!!
#46 | 1095 days ago

Happy Monday y'all.

My kids got me a lovely distraction, PC Game Dragon Age: Origins.    I did not stay up til 1:40AM playing like last week, only to about Midnight.   But I can foresee many late nights coming.   Anybody want to by stock in coffee futures?
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#47 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you're killin' me.
Haha...Well my boss is on vacation for two weeks, which means our Manager won't be in this office this week. So they sent the operations officer from the other branch (happens to be one of my best friends) to our branch, I will be in a great mood for two weeks!!  
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#48 | 1095 days ago

 Is it possible to tell some "Are you f**king kidding me?  Spin it whatever f**king you way you want, but we both know you meant it one way, not whatever way you just tried to save your ass.  don't insult my intelligence you f**king ignoramus.  you got caught, deal with the consequences before I boot your ass some more out the door" without being fired myself?
It's Monday...  
#49 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Is it possible to tell some "Are you f**king kidding me?  Spin it whatever f**king you way you want, but we both know you meant it one way, not whatever way you just tried to save your ass.  don't insult my intelligence you f**king ignoramus.  you got caught, deal with the consequences before I boot your ass some more out the door" without being fired myself?
if you could find a way to say exactly that minus all the eff bombs, it may get you promoted
#50 | 1095 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If I had a nickel for every look I've had glared at me like that, I could afford a 5 carat pink diamond. LOL
it's bad enough to get that look when it's in private, let alone in front of others and on television
my last girlfriend didn't really "appreciate" sarcasm so I was in this exact position quite a bit.. minus the microphone
Hiiiii Beans...  
#51 | 1095 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if you could find a way to say exactly that minus all the eff bombs, it may get you promoted
Hiiiii Beans...  
#52 | 1095 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Haha...Well my boss is on vacation for two weeks, which means our Manager won't be in this office this week. So they sent the operations officer from the other branch (happens to be one of my best friends) to our branch, I will be in a great mood for two weeks!!  
and we shall drive Dee crazy...oh one of the pics i just saw in Sherm's gallery..a chick wearing a bra i have, totally reminded me of you. Don't really know why, but she did.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#53 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Is it possible to tell some "Are you f**king kidding me?  Spin it whatever f**king you way you want, but we both know you meant it one way, not whatever way you just tried to save your ass.  don't insult my intelligence you f**king ignoramus.  you got caught, deal with the consequences before I boot your ass some more out the door" without being fired myself?
best thing you've said all day.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#54 | 1095 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
Happy Birthday Ashlie.....  Untill i became a mother, i never really understood how special birthdays were.....It is our ownspecial day,,,Embrace and enjoy, no one can take your day from you!......(what is the actual day?)...I'm a Sag sun sign (how people perceive me) with a Cancer rising(my true inner self)..Cancers are loyal, family orientated people and very sensitive...... seems to fit you.....though i bet you have some fire in your chart as well!!!  Happy birthday Week Ash,,And Happy Week to all!!!
Friday.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#55 | 1095 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
kobe_lova wrote:
and we shall drive Dee crazy...oh one of the pics i just saw in Sherm's gallery..a chick wearing a bra i have, totally reminded me of you. Don't really know why, but she did.

Did it make you go look at your e mail? LOL

Oh I agree...we will drive Dee crazy!!!
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#56 | 1095 days ago

Eminem-Till I Collapse


(background) yo left, yo left, yo left, right, left
sometimes you just feel tired
you feel weak
and when you feel weak
you feel like you wanna just give up
but you gotta search within you
try find that inner strength
just pull that sh!t outta you
ang get that motivation to not give up
and not be a quitter no matter how bad you
wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse..

Till i collapse im spillin these raps, long as you feel em
to the day that i drop, you'll never say that im not killin em
cuz when i am not, then imma stop pinnin em
and i am not hip hop and im just not Eminem
subliminal thoughts when imma stop sendin' them
women are caught in webs, spin em and hock venom
adrenaline shots of pennacillin could not get the illin' to stop
amoxacillin is not real enough.
The criminal cop killin', hip-hop villain
a minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listners,
you're comin' with me, feel it or not,
you're gonna fear it like i showed ya the spirit
of God lives in us.
You hear it a lot, lyrics to shock.
Is it a miracle or am i just a product of pop fizzin up?
Fo shizzle my wizzle, this is the plot, listen up..
You bizzles forgot, slizzle does not give a F**K!

till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
till my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out, and my high wear out
imma rip this sh!t, till my bones collapse

till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
till my legs give out, cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out, and my high wear out
imma rip this sh!t, till my bones collapse...

music is like magic
there's a certain feeling you get
when you real and you spit
and people are feeling your sh!t
this is your moment
and every single minute you spend
trying to hold on to it
cause you may never get it again
so while you're in it
try and get as much sh!t as you can
and when your run is over, just admit when it's at its end
cuz i'm at the end of my wits with half the sh!t gets in,
i got a list, here's the order of my list that it's in
it goes Reggie, Jay-Z, 2pac and Biggie
Andre from outkast, J, Kurupt, Nas, and then me
but in this industry i'm the cause of a lot of envy
so when i'm not put on this list, this sh!t does not offend me
thats why you see me walk around like nothing's botherin me
even though half you people got a f**kin' problem with me
you hate it but you know respect you got to gimme
the press' wet dream, like bob and your whitney
Nate hit me

till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this sh!t
till my bone collapse
till the roof comes out
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this sh!t
till my bone collapse

soon as a verse starts i eat at an emce's heart
what is he thinking? about to go against me smart
and its absurd how people hang on every word
ill probly never get the props i feel i ever deserve
but ill never be served
my spot is forever reserved
if i ever leave earth
that will be the death of me first
cuz in my heart of hearts i know nothing
could ever be worse
thats why im clever when i put together every verse
my thoughts are sparatic
i act like im an addict
i rap like am addicted to smack
like im kim mathers
but i dont wanna go forth and back
at constant battles
the fact is i would rather sit back
and bomb some rappers
so this is like a full blown attack
im launching at 'em
the track is on some battle
and rats who want some static
cause i dont really think that the fact that i'm slim matters
a plaque in platinum status is whack if im not the baddest

till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this sh!t
till my bone collapse
till the roof comes off
till the lights go out
till my legs give out
cant shut my mouth
till the smoke clears out
and my high wear out
imma rip this sh!t
till my bone collapse

until the roof, until the roof
the roof comes off, the roof comes off
until my legs, until my legs give out from underneath me
I, i will not fall
i will stand tall
feels like no one can defeat me
Day 21 Shots....  
#57 | 1095 days ago

(Edited by hskrdave)
Yeah, yeah
Get your ass up and hurra
Uh, Alain baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it


Tic-tic-boom
Hear me banging down these back streets
Bumpin' BlackSTREET, treated like a athlete
Life ain't a track meet (no) it's a marathon
F**k the cemetery that a n!gga get buried on
We be clubbing till the day we die
N!gga ask the bartender if you think we lie
But if you think we high, n!gga think again
Cause when it's sink or swim
You got to think to win
And if I drink this Hen'
Everybody will know it
Cause I ain't going for it
So pray to the Lord that I don't pull out
Cuss out and bust out
Go the n!gga route
Make the trigger shout, uh
You can try to smoke an ounce to this
While I pronounce this sh!t
Baby bounce them t!ts
Mama move them hips
Baby shake them cheeks
I got d**k for days
You got ass for weeks, yeah, yeah

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it


Now all I wanna do is have fun with my loved ones
The thug ones, relatives and my cousins
And I got 'em by the dozen
When they buzzin', quick to say f**k your husband
This is for my n!ggas locked away
Extra love for the ones who ain't got no date
But when we hit checkmate with Ice Cube the great
As soon as I get a word we can rush the safe
F**k them license plates because life is great
It don't matter if you're rich and your folks ain't straight
I'm still coming with that underground gangsta sh!t
No matter how many n!ggas say we ain't the sh!t, bitch

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it


I do hard core rhyming, hard time grinding
With will I pimp hoes
Other n!ggas wine and dine them
Gotta love this pup sh!t
Passing the mud sh!t
Pockets on flood sh!t
OG lyrical blood sh!t
I don't rent I buy sh!t
N!ggas jealous of my sh!t
You unaware of this young n!gga getting all the fly sh!t
While you're rooting and recruiting
N!gga 6-8 whooping
I was in the hood shooting cause I had the wife whooping
I come from padres gold in oversized jars
I past up strife and got star awards
No time for playa hating, Mack paper chasing
Came out the substation to the hip hop nation
The mo' hits the mo' bigga with illegal weight figga
Done develop the status of a platinum plus n!gga
Bust the first @$$hole to show I can hit it
I keep pushing, don't quit it
Don't stop till I get it

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your ass into it
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication:
Yeah uh-huh, Ice Cube, Westside Connection
Know how we do?
We puttin' it down, constantly
Get your ass up and hurra
#58 | 1095 days ago

Another day of 100degree weather, not including the heat index... Sounds like it's time for some skinny dipping in the lake!
It's Monday...  
#59 | 1095 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
if you could find a way to say exactly that minus all the eff bombs, it may get you promoted
 no fun without the eff bombs.
It's Monday...  
#60 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
best thing you've said all day.
 that you know of.
It's Monday...  
#61 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 that you know of.
Someone's a little finicky today...Grrr..purrrr 
It's Monday...  
#62 | 1095 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
Yeah, yeah
Get your ass up and hurra
Uh, Alain baby
Ninety-nine baby
I'm on the grind baby
All the time baby
Show me something

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it


Tic-tic-boom
Hear me banging down these back streets
Bumpin' BlackSTREET, treated like a athlete
Life ain't a track meet (no) it's a marathon
F**k the cemetery that a n!gga get buried on
We be clubbing till the day we die
N!gga ask the bartender if you think we lie
But if you think we high, n!gga think again
Cause when it's sink or swim
You got to think to win
And if I drink this Hen'
Everybody will know it
Cause I ain't going for it
So pray to the Lord that I don't pull out
Cuss out and bust out
Go the n!gga route
Make the trigger shout, uh
You can try to smoke an ounce to this
While I pronounce this sh!t
Baby bounce them t!ts
Mama move them hips
Baby shake them cheeks
I got d**k for days
You got ass for weeks, yeah, yeah

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it


Now all I wanna do is have fun with my loved ones
The thug ones, relatives and my cousins
And I got 'em by the dozen
When they buzzin', quick to say f**k your husband
This is for my n!ggas locked away
Extra love for the ones who ain't got no date
But when we hit checkmate with Ice Cube the great
As soon as I get a word we can rush the safe
F**k them license plates because life is great
It don't matter if you're rich and your folks ain't straight
I'm still coming with that underground gangsta sh!t
No matter how many n!ggas say we ain't the sh!t, bitch

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it

[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it


I do hard core rhyming, hard time grinding
With will I pimp hoes
Other n!ggas wine and dine them
Gotta love this pup sh!t
Passing the mud sh!t
Pockets on flood sh!t
OG lyrical blood sh!t
I don't rent I buy sh!t
N!ggas jealous of my sh!t
You unaware of this young n!gga getting all the fly sh!t
While you're rooting and recruiting
N!gga 6-8 whooping
I was in the hood shooting cause I had the wife whooping
I come from padres gold in oversized jars
I past up strife and got star awards
No time for playa hating, Mack paper chasing
Came out the substation to the hip hop nation
The mo' hits the mo' bigga with illegal weight figga
Done develop the status of a platinum plus n!gga
Bust the first @$$hole to show I can hit it
I keep pushing, don't quit it
Don't stop till I get it

[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop n!gga hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your ass into it
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication:
Yeah uh-huh, Ice Cube, Westside Connection
Know how we do?
We puttin' it down, constantly
Get your ass up and hurra
 Hey Alain,

You can't just post them, you have to edit them also if they have the bad words.
It's Monday...  
#63 | 1095 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Someone's a little finicky today...Grrr..purrrr 
 you have no f**king idea...
It's Monday...  
#64 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Friday.
ahh ok:)
#65 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
and we shall drive Dee crazy...oh one of the pics i just saw in Sherm's gallery..a chick wearing a bra i have, totally reminded me of you. Don't really know why, but she did.
I READ THIS!!
I can SEE THIS ASH!!!

Why u tormenting ME!!!!!! 
You big dummy....  
#66 | 1095 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

Did it make you go look at your e mail? LOL

Oh I agree...we will drive Dee crazy!!!
OMG...Its a CONSPIRACY!! 

  DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM!!!

I'm already CRAZY...why do this to me??
You big dummy....  
#67 | 1095 days ago

I have no idea whats going on but am greatly smiling and rooting for my girls!
It's Monday...  
#68 | 1095 days ago

Play-by-play guys mention that the North Korean's head coach has been getting "strategic advice" from Glorious Leader Kim Jong il since their last game. Final score today Portugal 7 - North Korea 0.

Hahahahahahahaha, that was like a South Park gag. We need a reality show like NOW. VH1? TLC? Call it "Kim Jong Chill" or "illin with Kim," maybe "The Little Leader."
Hiiiii Beans...  
#69 | 1095 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
countrygal00071 wrote:
I have no idea whats going on but am greatly smiling and rooting for my girls!
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#70 | 1095 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
I have no idea whats going on but am greatly smiling and rooting for my girls!


WOW...
You big dummy....  
#71 | 1095 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
OMG...Its a CONSPIRACY!! 

  DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM!!!

I'm already CRAZY...why do this to me??
Maybe its crazy in a good way?
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#72 | 1095 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
I READ THIS!!
I can SEE THIS ASH!!!

Why u tormenting ME!!!!!! 
i dont know what you're  talking about.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#73 | 1095 days ago

Okay...you have forced my hand..
I know now I must use HEAVY ARTILLARY on you:

This is dedicated to...

Let me hold you tight
If only for one night
Let me keep you near
To ease away your fear
It would be so nice
If only for one night

I won't tell a soul
No one has to know
If you want to be totally discreet
I'll be at your side
If only for one night

Your eyes say things i never hear from you
And my knees are shakin too
But i'm willin to go thru
I must be crazy
Standin in this place
But i'm feeling no disgrace

For asking......

Let me hold you tight
If only for one night
Let me keep you near
To ease away your fear
It would be so nice
If only for one night

I tell you what i need is
One night, one night oh (and oh, oh)
What i need is
One night, one night
Of your love, of you love, of your lovin ooh
I'm asking...

Let me take you home
To keep you safe and warm
Till the early dawn
Warms up to the sun
It would be so nice if only for one night

If only for one night
If only for one night
If only for one night, night, night, yeah one night
If only for one.........night

You big dummy....  
#74 | 1095 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Hey Alain,

You can't just post them, you have to edit them also if they have the bad words.
will pay more attention in the future
#75 | 1095 days ago

But Texas Rep. Joe Barton, the top Republican on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, apologized for the way the White House had treated BP and said the $20 billion oil spill fund was the result of a "shakedown." Hours later, after criticism from both parties, Barton stepped back from those comments.

Barton has received $100,470 in campaign donations from oil and gas interests since the beginning of 2009, according to the Center for Responsive Politics. The same group reported that since 1990, political action committees of the oil and gas industry and people who worked for it have given more than $1.4 million to Barton's campaigns, the most of any House member during that period.


wow! this shocked the heck out of me......our country is dealing with the biggest natural disaster of its time,and an issue that SHOULD be bi partisant,becaus eit involves all of america and her epople..  and this gentleman has the gall to say we owe BP an apology????? seriously???  should we bake him a cake next??????  no wait..ashlie and the cancers get the cakes....what was i thinking..
#76 | 1095 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 "Drop It Like It's Hot (Remix)"
(feat. Jay-Z, Pharrell)

[Hook: Pharell]
Spin around ma
Drop, drop, like it's hot
Drop, drop, like it's hot
Spending money mang
Drop, drop, like it's hot
Drop, drop, like it's hot
Spin around mommy
Drop, drop, like it's hot
Drop, drop, like it's hot
I got the rollie on my arm
And I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best w**d
'Cause I got it going on

[Verse: 1 - Pharrell]
No steroids can make you hit what I'm pitching
Chef boy-ar-P is back in the kitchen
You n***as is scratching, my n***as is itchen
Don't keep "Pacin" but these dudes blow they "Pistons"
Yes, nigga, P stands for polish
None of y'all is f***ing with he, and this is obvious
I'm Ron Artest, laying down to your garbage
While my n***as in the street pushing s**t like Ben Wallace
And any ya'll could get it, even fans in the stands
These guns is a sun, you'll catch a tan with ya man
I'm no cheeto, trust this is real/rio
Everything is grande nothing is poquito
Security's behind me, with the torpedo
'Cause the wrist stay frigid
How you say it? Frio
Or where I'm from, in Virgina, we say ch-ill
And the ends also quarter million for each whe-el

[Hook]

[Verse 2 - Jay-Z]
I got hatas on my j-iz-ock, plus the frickin c-iz-ops
All of whom want to hit me with sh-iz-ots til I dr-iz-op
Thank God for hip hop, or I be in the b-iz-ox, uh
Jail or casket, either way you r-iz-ot
But now I'm so fresh you could smell me through a ziplock
Mr. S d-iz-ot, it's not gon' st-iz-op
Too much pizzas for these p**s-ass n***as to get past
Too cool for c-iz-ops to cuff his iz-ass
Snitch-ass they made, they can't get the boy
These n***as givin' out cases like a liquore store
Runnin' to the DA tryin' to get me for it
All the money it made, I'm like forget the law
I'm not 'fr-iz-aid, it J-iz-ay homie you got pl-iz-ayed
Take it like a man, the flow ran you off the st-iz-age (go sit down)
Wastin' ya time tryin' to sue S. tell ya lawyer
"Take that civil case and drop it like it's hot"

[Hook]

[Verse 3 - Snoop Dogg]
(World Wide)
International, nah I'm universal
But you a gangsta, how you get to do commertials?
With them big wheels, yeah cause you do it big
I stay real, stay sharp, and tell it like it is
I never fake the funk, n***as know I ain't no punk
They want beef? Yeah cause, pop the trunk
We go all the way, we do it lifesize
Now my life right, 'cause my wife on my right side
Yeah, and she protecting my interest
Now I'm on the move they got me hoppin' these fences
Ay little homie your defence is defenceless
A pimp apprentice
Now come here princess (Come here, come here)
I know ya tired of the chit-chatter
It really don't matta it's like a seesaw platter
I check money, check n***as, check bitches
Now drop it like you ass on swit-ches (Ziip)

[Hook] 
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink...  
#77 | 1095 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
"Can't Let You Go"
(feat. Lil Mo)

[Fabolous]
Baby girl
You know my situation
And sometimes I know you get impatient
But you don't put on show's to get ovations.
Take it to court and go through litagations
And I respect ya gangsta
Treat you like a princess
And put some on your neck to thank ya
Shes my pinch hitta
When the startin lineup aint playin right
I come off the bench wit her
It might sound like im gassin ya
But it takes time to get from the back seat to the passenger
We been creepin and sneakin
Just to keep it from leakin
We so deep in our freakin
That we don't sleep on the weekend
Wifey's
A little bit uptight
Wonderin why I keep comin home in the middle of the night
It'll be alright if ya'll bump heads it'll be a fight
But i said it'll be alright (come on)

[Chorus - Mike Shorey & (Lil Mo)]
I really wanna be with you (be with you)
But I gotta be real with you (real with you)
I can't leave you alone (no)
And I know I'm living wrong.
But i can't let ya go
Your the one i want in my life (want in my life)
Already got a wife (got a wife)
Can't leave you alone (no)
And I know I'm living wrong
But I can't let ya go

[Fabolous]
You aint ever step out of line
Or get out a pocket
So i made sure canary sent out your locket
To protect you, i'll get out and cock it
And you know the barrel of my gun is big enough to spit out a rocket
Oh, you gonna play dumb if cops do come through
I gotta keep the top up if my drop do come through
But i know the boutiques and the shops you run through
So i cop her one, and cop you one too
You always get a daily page, weekly ring
Plus you aint too shy to do them freaky things
I aint gotta put a band on your finger
Or worry about you tellin' the whole world I'm your man while on Springer.
At first you were somethin i denied
Something I would slide
Just do somethin in the ride
But shorty
Theres something that you provide
Cause the entree ain't as good without something on the side ya' know.

[Chorus]

[Fabolous]
Uh oh, i might be leavin the earth soon
My girl gonna kill me if she smells the scent of your perfume
Its gonna be a clip toss if I go back
With stains of your lip gloss on my throwback
She wont care if im a platinum rapper
If she catch me with an empty magnum wrapper
So keep it on the down low call the car celly
You seen what happened with Mr. Big and R Kelly

[Lil Mo]
You know I care for you
Anytime this chick is there for you
Feelings im'ma share wit you
Which makes it a little more clear for you
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#78 | 1095 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
 I've long felt, like many others before me I'm sure, that the moment this site became more about BS drama than about having fun, for me, would be the time to leave. I'm sad to say that moment has arrived. Y'all know where to find me.
Sorry to see you go Jason. 
Hiiiii Beans...  
#79 | 1095 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
 I've long felt, like many others before me I'm sure, that the moment this site became more about BS drama than about having fun, for me, would be the time to leave. I'm sad to say that moment has arrived. Y'all know where to find me.
well that sucks.....
"If they attack the car, save the radio!"...  
#80 | 1095 days ago

jasonwrites wrote:
 I've long felt, like many others before me I'm sure, that the moment this site became more about BS drama than about having fun, for me, would be the time to leave. I'm sad to say that moment has arrived. Y'all know where to find me.
Hate to see you go, sir.  But if you feel that it is time to move on, best wishes.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#81 | 1095 days ago

80's it is then

Sugarhill Gang-Rapper's Delight

i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

now what you hear is not a test--i'm rappin to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet
see i am wonder mike and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta bang bang the boogie to the boogie
say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie
let's rock, you dont stop
rock the riddle that will make your body rock
well so far youve heard my voice but i brought two friends along
and next on the mike is my man hank
come on, hank, sing that song

check it out, i'm the c-a-s-an-the-o-v-a
and the rest is f-l-y
ya see i go by the code of the doctor of the mix
and these reasons i'll tell ya why
ya see i'm six foot one and i'm tons of fun
and i dress to a t
ya see i got more clothes than muhammad ali and i dress so viciously
i got bodyguards, i got two big cars
that definitely aint the wack
i got a lincoln continental and a sunroof cadillac
so after school, i take a dip in the pool
which really is on the wall
i got a color tv so i can see
the knicks play basketball
hear me talkin bout checkbooks, credit cards
more money than a sucker could ever spend
but i wouldnt give a sucker or a bum from the rucker
not a dime til i made it again
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go, hotel motel holiday inn
say if your girl starts actin up, then you take her friend
master gee, am I mellow
its on you so what you gonna do

well it's on n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
i said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g with a double e
i said i go by the unforgettable name
of the man they call the master gee
well, my name is known all over the world
by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
i'm goin down in history
as the baddest rapper there could ever be
now i'm feelin the highs and ya feelin the lows
the beat starts gettin into your toes
ya start poppin ya fingers and stompin your feet
and movin your body while youre sittin in your seat
and the damn ya start doin the freak
i said damn, right outta your seat
then ya throw your hands high in the air
ya rockin to the rhythm, shake your derriere
ya rockin to the beat without a care
with the sureshot m.c.s for the affair
now, im not as tall as the rest of the gang
but i rap to the beat just the same
i dot a little face and a pair of brown eyes
all im here to do ladies is hypnotize
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie dibbie
pop da pop pop ya dont dare stop
come alive yall gimme what ya got
i guess by now you can take a hunch
and find that i am the baby of the bunch
'but that's okay i still keep in stride
cause all i'm here to do is just wiggle your behind
singin on n n on n on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
singin on n n on n on on n on
rock rock yall throw it on the floor
im gonna freak ya here im gonna feak ya there
im gonna move you outta this atmosphere
cause im one of a kind and ill shock your mind
ill put t-t-tickets in your behind
i said 1-2-3-4, come on girls get on the floor
a-come alive, yall a-gimme what ya got
cause im guaranteed to make you rock
i said 1-2-3-4 tell me wonder mike what are you waitin for?
i said a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
skiddlee beebop a we rock a scoobie doo
and guess what america we love you
cause ya rock and ya roll with so much soul
you could rock till you're a hundred and one years old
i dont mean to brag i dont mean to boast
but we like hot butter on our breakfast toast
rock it up baby bubbah
baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie
to the beat beat, its so unique
come on everybody and dance to the beat



i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat

i said i cant wait til the end of the week
when im rappin to the rhythm of a groovy beat
and attempt to raise your body heat
just blow your mind so that you cant speak
and do a thing but a rock and shuffle your feet
and let it change up to a dance called the freak
and when ya finally do come in to your rhythmic beat
rest a little while so ya dont get weak
i know a man named hank
he has more rhymes than a serious bank
so come on hank sing that song
to the rhythm of the boogie da bang bang da bong

well, im imp the dimp the ladies pimp
the women fight for my delight
but im the grandmaster with the three mcs
that shock the house for the young ladies
and when you come inside, into the front
you do the freak, spank, and do the bump
and when the sucker mcs try to prove a point

we're treacherous trio, we're the serious joint
a from sun to sun and from day to day
i sit down and write a brand new rhyme
because they say that miracles never cease
i've created a devastating masterpiece
i'm gonna rock the mike til you cant resist
everybody, i say it goes like this
well i was comin home late one dark afternoon
a reporter stopped me for a interview
she said she's heard stories and she's heard fables
that i'm vicious on the mike and the turntables
this young reporter i did adore
so i rocked a vicious rhyme like i never did before
she said damn fly guy im in love with you
the casanova legend must have been true
i said by the way baby what's your name
said i go by the name of lois lane
and you could be my boyfiend you surely can
just let me quit my boyfriend called superman
i said he's a fairy i do suppoose
flyin through the air in pantyhose
he may be very sexy or even cute
but he looks like a sucker in a blue and red suit
i said you need a man who's got finesse
and his whole name across his chest
he may be able to fly all through the night
but can he rock a party til the early light
he cant satisfy you with his little worm
but i can bust you out with my super sperm
i go do it, i go do it, i go do it, do it , do it
an i'm here an i'm there i'm big bang hank, im everywhere
just throw your hands up in the air
and party hardy like you just dont care
let's do it dont stop yall a tick a tock yall you dont stop
go hotel motel what you gonna do today(say what)
im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
you say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friend
i say skip, dive, what can i say
i cant fit em all inside my oj
so i just take half and bust them out
i give the rest to master gee so he could shock the house
it was twelve o'clock one friday night
i was rockin to the beat and feelin all right
everybody was dancin on the floor
doin all the things they never did before
and then this fly fly girl with a sexy lean
she came into the bar, she came into the scene
as she traveled deeper inside the room
all the fellas checked out her white sasoons
she came up to the table, looked into my eyes
then she turned around and shook her behind
so i said to myself, its time for me to release
my vicious rhyme i call my masterpiece
and now people in the house this is just for you
a little rap to make you boogaloo
now the group ya hear is called phase two
and let me tell ya somethin we're a helluva crew
once a week we're on the street
just a-cuttin' the jams and making it free
for you to party ya got to have the movies
so we'll get right down and give you the groove
for you to dance you gotta get hype
so we'll get right down for you tonight
now the system's on and the girls are there
ya definitely have a rockin affair
but let me tell ya somethin there's still one fact
that to have a party ya got to have a rap
so when the party's over you're makin it home
and tryin to sleep before the break of dawn
and while ya sleepin ya start to dream
and thinkin how ya danced on the disco scene
my name appears in your mind
yeah, a name you know that was right on time
it was phase two just a doin a do
rockin ya down cause ya know we could
to the rhythm of the beat that makes ya freak
come alive girls get on your feet
to the rhythm of the beat to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that it makes ya freak
to the rhythm of the beat that says ya go on
on n on into the break of dawn
now i got a man comin on right now
he's guaranteed to throw down
he goes by the name of wonder mike
come on wonder mike do what ya like

like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula with out his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
have you ever went over a friends house to eat
and the food just aint no good
i mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are mushed
and the chicken tastes like wood
so you try to play it off like you think you can
by sayin that youre full
and then your friend says momma he's just being polite
he aint finished uh uh that's bull
so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie
and you say that you already ate
and your friend says man there's plenty of food
so you pile some more on your plate
while the stinky foods steamin your mind starts to dreamin
of the moment that it's time to leave
and then you look at your plate and your chickens slowly rottin
into something that looks like cheese
oh so you say that's it i got to leave this place
i dont care what these people think
im just sittin here makin myself nauseous
with this ugly food that stinks
so you bust out the door while its still closed
still sick from the food you ate
and then you run to the store for quick relief
from a bottle of kaopectate
and then you call your friend two weeks later
to see how he has been
and he says i understand about the food
baby bubbah but we're still friends
with a hip hop the hippie to the hippie
the hip hip a hop a you dont stop the rockin
to the bang bang boogie
say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat
i say hank can ya rock
can ya rock to the rhythm that just dont stop
can ya hip me to the shoobie doo
i said come on
i go to the halls and then ring the bell
because i am the man with the clientele
and if ya ask me why i rock so well
a big bang, i got clientele
and from the time i was only six years old
i never forgot what i was told
it was the best advice that i ever had
it came from my wise dear old dad
he said sit down punk i wanna talk to you
and dont say a word until i'm through
now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
a time to live and a time to die
a time to break and a time to chill
to act civilized or act real ill
but whatever ya do in your lifetime
ya never let a mc steal your rhyme
so from sixty six til this very day
ill always remember what he had to say
so when the sucker mcs try to chump my style
i let them know that i'm versatile
i got style finesse and a little black book
that's filled with rhymes and i know you wanna look
but there's a thing that separates you from me
and that's called originality
because my rhymes are on from what you heard
i didnt even bite and not a god d--m word
and i say a little more later on tonight
so the sucker mc's can bite all night
a tick a tock yall a beat beat yall
a lets rock yall ya dont stop
ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do today (say what)
ya say im gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spankin
drive off in a def oj
everybody go hotel motel holiday inn
ya say if your girl starts actin up then you take her friends
a like that yall to the beat yall
beat beat yall ya dont stop
a master gee am I mellow?
its on you so whatcha gonna do

well like johnny carson on the late show
a like frankie croker in stereo
well like the barkay's singin holy ghost
the sounds to throw down they're played the most

its like my man captain sky
whose name he earned with his super sperm
we rock and we dont stop
get off yall im here to give you whatcha got
to the beat that it makes you freak
and come alive girl get on your feet
a like a perry mason without a case
like farrah fawcett without her face

like the barkays on the mike
like gettin right down for you tonight
like movin your body so ya dont know how
right to the rhythm and throw down

like comin alive to the master gee
the brother who rocks so viciously
i said the age of one my life begun
at the age of two i was doin the do
at the age of three it was you and me
rockin to the sounds of the master gee
at the age of four i was on the floor
givin all the freaks what they bargained for
at the age of five i didnt take no jive
with the master gee its all the way live
at the age of six i was a pickin up sticks
rappin to the beat my stick was fixed
at the age of seven i was rockin in heaven dontcha know i went off
i got right on down to the beat you see
gettin right on down makin all the girls
just take of their clothes to the beat the beat
to the double beat beat that makes you freak
at the age of eight i was really great
cause every night you see i had a date
at the age of nine i was right on time
cause every night i had a party rhyme
goin on n n on n on on n on
the beat dont stop until the break of dawn
a sayin on n n on n on on n on...
like a hot buttered de pop de pop de pop
a saying on n n on n on on n on
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
cause i'm a helluva man when i'm on the mike
i am the definate feast delight
come to the master gee you see
the brother who rocks so viciously

Day 21 Shots....  
#82 | 1095 days ago

Evening Q'rs...was a fantastic weekend camping with the boys, factor in the fact that Joshua didn't wander off in the middle of the night and I couldn't of asked for a better weekend.  I did get to enjoy the race on Sunday, unfortunately, Monday came to quick. Work was a bit....much...is it to much to ask that your co-workers  wash their hands?....I mean it is one of the first and most important things you learn in nursing...give me a break...ok done ranting....Hope everyone had a great weekend!!!!
"If they attack the car, save the radio!"...  
#83 | 1095 days ago

<Sorry Jack>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ&feature=related

Seven O'Clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me

She says "Is this 'Behind the Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."

She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me
What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refrigerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up and I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for the third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voice mail."
I said, "OK."

"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So what d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

And then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about The Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in the mood...

...And Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea
I says "I know what we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"

So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors

Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway

Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
So close to the drive-thru
Even closer to the drive-thru


Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

Well here we are
In the drive-thru line, me and her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order

There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out the window and scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin' to do, blind me?"

My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions and cheese."

Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna have a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"

I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not what I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands and screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"

The voice on the speaker says
"I don't have all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
And we'll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich
And I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

...Plus we need curly fries
And don't you dare forget it!
And two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."

Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."

She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, and a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"

"I never ordered a large root beer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."

"Oh." And that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
And she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.

You can have unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in the drive thru...
So what would I want that for?"

Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
And my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?

She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
And I copied off him in Geometry.

I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
And he moved to Pittsburgh last summer.

He also had bladder problems
And a really bad infection on his toe."
And she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"

And then we both were quiet
And things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars and eighty two cents."

So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on the radio...

[Song plays]

Click- Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.

Then I looked at her
And she looked back at me
And I said "Um,
I think you have somethin' in your teeth."

She turned away from me
And then turned back and said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

Now we're at the pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!

And the lady at the window's like,
"Well, well, well that'll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, and say
"How much have you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes and says
"I'll pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
And pulls out the American Express

I hand it to the lady
And she says "Oh, dear.
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here."

I took back the card and said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
And that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

I said "I thought you were
Going to hit the ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?

And I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now the lady at the window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...

And she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."

We looked around inside the glove-box
And check the mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in the ashtray
And a couple pennies and a dime in the space between the seats

Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
The lady counts it up and says
"You're still about a dollar short"

And now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in the first place"

And so I turned around
To the cashier again
I shrugged and said "OK
Forget the chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my change
Pick up my receipt
And I drive to the pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat

And now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."

And he hands me a paper bag
I look him in the eyes
And I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he looks at me
And I look at him
And he looks at me
And I look at him

And he looks at me
And I look at him
And he says "I'm sorry
What did you want again?"

I say "Ketchup!"
And he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

And then he hands me the ketchup
And now we're finally drivin' away
And the food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to death
By the time we pull up at the traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta have a bite!"

So she reaches in the bag
And pulls out the burger
And she hands me the burger
And I pick up the burger

And then I unwrap the paper
I bite into those buns
And I just can't believe it
They forgot the onions!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmGVYki-oyQ&feature=related
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#84 | 1095 days ago

Happy first day of summer, and happy b-day Ashlie!  It's the longest day of the year and the beginning of my favorite season.  Without further adieu, I am submitting a song for your approval that will hopefully make you want to all get your asses to the beach!

Beach Boys: Surfin' USA...

If everybody had an ocean 
Across the U.S.A. 
Then everybody'd be surfin' 
Like californ-I-A 
You'd see 'em wearin' their baggies 
Huarachi sandals, too 
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo 
Surfin' U.S.A. 

You'd catch 'em surfin at Del Mar (Inside, outside, U.S.A.) 
Ventura County line 
Santa Cruz and Tressels, 
Australia's Narabine, 
All over Manhattan, 
And down Doheny way 

Everybody's gone surfin' 
Surfin U.S.A. 

We'll all be plannin' out a route 
We're gonna take real soon 
We're waxin' down our surfboards 
We can't wait for June 
We'll all be gone for the summer 
Were on safari to stay 
Tell the teacher we're surfin' 
Surfin' U.S.A. 

At Haggerty's and Swami's 
Pacific Palisades 
San Onofre and Sunset 
Redondo Beach, L.A. 
All over La Jolla 
At Waiamea Bay 

Everybody's gone surfin' 
Surfin' U.S.A. 

Everybody's gone surfin' 
Surfin' U.S.A. 

Yeah, everybody's gone surfin' 
Surfin' U.S.A.

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beach+boys/#share

The Pirates are retards for firing one of their guys who runs the pierogi races for speaking the truth, the Pens announced they will play their first regular season game in their new arena against the Broad Street Bullies, and you all have a mission, should you choose to accept it...music trivia is back on schedule, so start singin'!
You big dummy....  
#85 | 1095 days ago

DAY 21 SHOTS IN 5......CHEERS!
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#86 | 1095 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
DAY 21 SHOTS IN 5......CHEERS!
Happy Birthday week Ashlie! Please let me know exactly when it is, so i can send u a present, I have some Q savings.
#87 | 1094 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Saw "Sex Drive" this weekend.  Funniest movie I've seen in a long time....

Some favorite quotes:

Never mind.  I can't put the quotes on here cause they'd violate the code of conduct.


Went Geocaching with my boys yesterday, what a blast.  Anyone do this activity?

All the smart guys at the National Weather Service this spring said we'd have drought like conditions this month.  If that's the case what the he** is this wet-like substance falling from the sky every other day?

Happy Birthday Ashlie, can I get you a present? 
LOVE!!!!!! Geocaching! My girl Fiona and I do that a bunch - tons of caches in my area

And I concur - Happy Birthday Ashlie!!!
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink...  
#88 | 1094 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Happy Birthday week Ashlie! Please let me know exactly when it is, so i can send u a present, I have some Q savings.
Hey Violet...It's Friday.
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#89 | 1094 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 and there is not  a damn thing i can do about it.

Parents are in town.  We went to a AA minor league game yesterday (Mississippi Braves won!!) with my kids, so it was a great Father's Day.

I'm still looking for a job to replace the craptactular job i have now, and no such luck.  Hey Ty, you need someone?

Braves swept the Royals, and the rest of the NL East kind of sucked this weekend, so the Braves are back up by 2.5 games.

Cancers Drool.  The only 1 I've ever liked is my father, and that's kind of because I have to.  

I'm going to find a song each day this week that has the name of the day of the week in it.

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how yould cou leave and not take me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, so good to me,
Monday Monday, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday morning, Monday morning couldn't guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me.

Every other day, every other day,
Every other day of the week is fine, yeah
But whenever Monday comes, but whenever Monday comes
You can find me cryin' all of the time

Monday Monday, ...

and then I'm going to start something new for me next week.  (if i'm still around).

You're evil.

Remind me of your sign again so I can remember how much I hate those people, yourself included..........

Work was intense - cleaned the entire effing clubhouse, only to have the winds pick up and T-storms approach, and all the cleaning was covered in dust :(
Tomorrow is an actual day off, so I am having some drinks and sleeping in tomorrow! 

I need to get something off my chest..............One of the girls in the clubhouse got fired on Saturday, for not showing for her shift.  she left the night before and went to a camping party with a bunch of drunks.  She doesn't drive, so had no plans to get to work the next day.  That makes two people who have been fired for not showing.  I'm disappointed in these young kids who have been given chances to earn some great money over the summer, tips, etc. and have blown it completely.  Each of them was only 20, but my son, who is 17, is also working there and has shown his responsibility and how he takes it seriously.  I'm truly thankful that I've done the right things with my kids and have raised them to take their responsibilities seriously.
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink...  
#90 | 1094 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
You're evil.

Remind me of your sign again so I can remember how much I hate those people, yourself included..........

Work was intense - cleaned the entire effing clubhouse, only to have the winds pick up and T-storms approach, and all the cleaning was covered in dust :(
Tomorrow is an actual day off, so I am having some drinks and sleeping in tomorrow! 

I need to get something off my chest..............One of the girls in the clubhouse got fired on Saturday, for not showing for her shift.  she left the night before and went to a camping party with a bunch of drunks.  She doesn't drive, so had no plans to get to work the next day.  That makes two people who have been fired for not showing.  I'm disappointed in these young kids who have been given chances to earn some great money over the summer, tips, etc. and have blown it completely.  Each of them was only 20, but my son, who is 17, is also working there and has shown his responsibility and how he takes it seriously.  I'm truly thankful that I've done the right things with my kids and have raised them to take their responsibilities seriously.
 I'm aquarian, and base my hatred on real people, not my friends on the internet.
It's Monday...  
#91 | 1094 days ago

 exactly
Does birthday week mean double shots?...  
#92 | 1094 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Hey Violet...It's Friday.
OK I'll start to wrap your present :)
#93 | 1094 days ago

Does birthday week mean double shots?...  

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