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A love joke about Marriage ;)
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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

       After marriage, husband and wife becomes two sides of a coin...they can't face each other, but, they still stay together.

       Married life is very frustrating.
      In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
      In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
      In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:  either the car is new or the wife is.

       Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

       Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she says. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes talking.

       Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

       They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, that is LOVE.  After marriage, that is SELF DEFENSE.

       A wife becomes a "SEX OBJECT" when every time the husband asks for sex, she objects.

       Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

       There are  two  four-letter words that are offensive to men in marriage - "don't" and "stop", unless, they are used together.

       Marriage is an institution where the man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's Degree.

       In marriage, a man can have words with his wife, but, a woman can have paragraphs with her husband.

       Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

       There are 3 stages of SEX in a married life: Tri-weekly, try weekly and try weakly.

       LOVE is a long sweet dream; MARRIAGE is the alarm clock.

       When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But, when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

       Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence ... a LIFE SENTENCE.
| Closed on 07/22/10 at 05:00PM
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69%b. thats funny!
15%c. its untrue!

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#1 | 1562 days ago

I especially liked #15.  It is so true.  
thats funny!  
#2 | 1562 days ago
jaiprakash1955 (+)

1 u have rightly said marriages are in heaven but celebrated on earth.
2yes after marriage they become one but head is always one side other is tail.
3 natural law change is always preferred it is called variation
4 it is pity on you.u lost control.
5 competiblity problem.
6 sex acts as sleeping peel
7in islamic countries that is not a problem he can have any number and the kind of his choice
8 self defence for person and property.In love he is ready to fight for his love.
9 god has created her for sex but i dont think she objects to her husband she is always at beck and call.
10 marriage is pure and pious relation where u have sound sleep after satisfection.
11prior to marriage these are seprate after marriage they become one
12.after marriage he gets MBBS degree.(minyan-bibi bachhon samet) a hindi verse Means husbad wife with kids.
13 wordsare aded to make it paragraph but origenal work is from husband only wife compiles that.
14 marriage is a resultant of love love is blind but not a person a person marries when he ensures that none of them is blind only i want pardon from those who can not see because they also marry.
15 this is not true it is daily routine and without this no sleep its a sleeping peel for a healthy man.
16after marriage that dreams come true
17 happiness due to his success in married life there should be no reason to wonder.becoz after 10 yrs also he is enjoyin the very virgin taste.
for this word every body pine  for those who could not make it a success
conclusion marriage is so sweet relation that all happiness of the world lies in your feet no wealth can compare this.when a person goes for work a kiss of a wife gives him stregnth and when he comes bacck a kiss again get away all tireness of the work.
and at night after play your enjoy the life to the climax and thereafter sound sleep.
i hope u will improve the envirement and live every happy movement of your remaining life. Having sex with ones wife free of any fear
with all freedom wothout any resistance without any obstructs this u can enjoy only after marriage always at your disposal happiness every where.that is why even after 10yers of marriage a person os happy

#3 | 1562 days ago

Marriage is definitely what you put into it. If you keep doing what you always do, you going to keep getting what you always get!!!!
its untrue!  
#4 | 1562 days ago
sin1919 (+)

brilliant! thank you for the giggle
thats funny!  
#5 | 1560 days ago

Thanks for sharing, I was beginning to wonder if those things were just about my marriage.   Ever heard of hallway sex? When you just pass each other and say (enters reminder here you cant go on with this because of COC)
thats funny!  

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