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Filter Error 06/22 (Edited 06/22/10 10:58AM by kobe_lova)
Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

It's $2 Tuesday. I have done nothing to prepare for my weekend, you'd think I would learn. Anyway, I had less than 3 hours of sleep and i am tired as usual. So whatever...enjoy yourself. Birthday week continues, get your shots ready. I'm digging Kat this week, FYI (well it's been more than a week but i'm announcing it today, shut up) Oh...Glenda is alive....I repeat Glenda is alive! Have a great day and try to kiss someone from Missouri.
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32 Fans 
9%a. Happy Tuesday...
6%b. It's too late to apologize...
19%c. "I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"...
6%d. One shall stand and one shall fall....
9%e. He's her lobster...
13%f. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures...
19%g. Day 22 double shots....
19%h. Beans-tastic....

 &nbp;
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#6 | 1552 days ago

G’moanin Kids!
I’m in good form this morning … I think I have just enough time to get this posted before I have to run off ... so lets not waste any of this precious time shall we …
*Robert Redford says, “Oil Spill was avoidable” … And if anyone ought to know it’s Robert Redford! He’s pretended to be so many smart people as an actor that it’s just ludicrous to believe he is anything but!
*CEO of BP out on a yacht and President of US golfing, while the oil spill rages on … You know whyyyyy? Because neither of them have any freakin experience removing oil from salt water! As much as we’d like to believe otherwise!
*In case you’ve been stressed over the state of affairs concerning our immigration and border control efforts: NEBRASKA passed their Immigration Law! <~~~ Congratulations Nebraska!! Now why do I give a ******* again??? STUPID!!!
*In a 9 year study on chimps, in Uganda, a researcher concludes, after witnessing 18 chimp deaths over that span, that, “chimps go to war.” … 18 chimps. 9 years. Equals ‘war’? Really? I wonder how much this genius received in grants to conduct this research!! I also wonder how much of it went to smoking or otherwise taking in “good stuff”.
*Tori Spelling is out of her head, and not much of one with ‘spelling’ as her book is titled, “Uncharted TerriTori” … I know it sounds terribly irresistible, and there may be a natural inclination to hoard these books, but ………………….. we’ve been assured, match light charcoal briquettes will still catch fire quicker … they did tests and research and stuff … with probably like 18 pieces … maybe even more … and probably many times over the last 10, 15, maybe even 20 years
*Faisal Shahzad, the self-proclaimed, “Muslim soldier” (which refutes itself … nevermind that), in custody because of a failed plot to blow up Times Square, says, “I’m going to plead guilty 100 times” <~~~ Because his epic fail wouldn’t get the kind of notoriety with only 10 guilty pleas! He’s “Taliban” now!! He was quoted as telling the judge, when describing his motives, “one has to understand where I’m coming from” ….. which wasn’t too hard to do, considering “Account Analyst, Elizabeth Arden” was right there on top of his resume! STUPID!
One shall stand and one shall fall....  
  
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#1 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 i'm back, now tell me what happened to James!  And just in case you didn't know I live in Mo. 
He's her lobster...  
#2 | 1552 days ago

Good Day All,

Ash- how's the new pad coming along?
#3 | 1552 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
For Kat:  (but for Dee really)

Tonight's The Night lyrics by Janet Jackson
This is just between me
And you
And you

Stay away
From my window
Stay away
From my back door too

Disconnect
The telephone line
Relax baby
And draw that blind

Kick off your shoes
And sit right down
Loosen up the back
Of your pretty French gown, yeah

Let me pour you
A good long drink
Ooh baby
Dontcha hesitate

[CHORUS:]
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
Cuz I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Come on angel
My heart's on fire
Don't deny
This one desire

You'd be a fool
To stop this time
Spread your wings and let me
Come inside cuz

[CHORUS]

Don't say a word
My virgin child
Just let your
Inhibitions run wild

The secret is
About to unfold
Upstairs
Before the night's too old cuz

[CHORUS]

Tonight
Tonight's the night

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
Cuz I love you boy
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

This is so special

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
You know I'm gonna make it alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
I'm gonna make things alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
You know I'm gonna make it alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
I'm gonna make things alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid

Please don't leave
I don't wanna be left all alone
Day 22 double shots....  
#4 | 1552 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
For Kat:  (but for Dee really)

Tonight's The Night lyrics by Janet Jackson
This is just between me
And you
And you

Stay away
From my window
Stay away
From my back door too

Disconnect
The telephone line
Relax baby
And draw that blind

Kick off your shoes
And sit right down
Loosen up the back
Of your pretty French gown, yeah

Let me pour you
A good long drink
Ooh baby
Dontcha hesitate

[CHORUS:]
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
Cuz I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Come on angel
My heart's on fire
Don't deny
This one desire

You'd be a fool
To stop this time
Spread your wings and let me
Come inside cuz

[CHORUS]

Don't say a word
My virgin child
Just let your
Inhibitions run wild

The secret is
About to unfold
Upstairs
Before the night's too old cuz

[CHORUS]

Tonight
Tonight's the night

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
Cuz I love you boy
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

This is so special

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
You know I'm gonna make it alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
I'm gonna make things alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
You know I'm gonna make it alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
I'm gonna make things alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid

Please don't leave
I don't wanna be left all alone

I gotta leave for work...Be back to post later! 

Poor Dee!!!
He's her lobster...  
#5 | 1552 days ago

It's Tuesday.. That day we all dream about coming up every week..
Work is good, life is good, France is losing 2-0 already in World Cup action
I'm going to the Rockies - Red Sox game tonight so I'm looking forward to that and having a few barley pops at the yard

And other that that, it's time for some Stones

Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried
Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?

Oh, Angie, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it time we said good-bye?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, I still love you, baby
Ev'rywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie, they can't say we never tried
"I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"...  
#6 | 1552 days ago

G’moanin Kids!
I’m in good form this morning … I think I have just enough time to get this posted before I have to run off ... so lets not waste any of this precious time shall we …
*Robert Redford says, “Oil Spill was avoidable” … And if anyone ought to know it’s Robert Redford! He’s pretended to be so many smart people as an actor that it’s just ludicrous to believe he is anything but!
*CEO of BP out on a yacht and President of US golfing, while the oil spill rages on … You know whyyyyy? Because neither of them have any freakin experience removing oil from salt water! As much as we’d like to believe otherwise!
*In case you’ve been stressed over the state of affairs concerning our immigration and border control efforts: NEBRASKA passed their Immigration Law! <~~~ Congratulations Nebraska!! Now why do I give a ******* again??? STUPID!!!
*In a 9 year study on chimps, in Uganda, a researcher concludes, after witnessing 18 chimp deaths over that span, that, “chimps go to war.” … 18 chimps. 9 years. Equals ‘war’? Really? I wonder how much this genius received in grants to conduct this research!! I also wonder how much of it went to smoking or otherwise taking in “good stuff”.
*Tori Spelling is out of her head, and not much of one with ‘spelling’ as her book is titled, “Uncharted TerriTori” … I know it sounds terribly irresistible, and there may be a natural inclination to hoard these books, but ………………….. we’ve been assured, match light charcoal briquettes will still catch fire quicker … they did tests and research and stuff … with probably like 18 pieces … maybe even more … and probably many times over the last 10, 15, maybe even 20 years
*Faisal Shahzad, the self-proclaimed, “Muslim soldier” (which refutes itself … nevermind that), in custody because of a failed plot to blow up Times Square, says, “I’m going to plead guilty 100 times” <~~~ Because his epic fail wouldn’t get the kind of notoriety with only 10 guilty pleas! He’s “Taliban” now!! He was quoted as telling the judge, when describing his motives, “one has to understand where I’m coming from” ….. which wasn’t too hard to do, considering “Account Analyst, Elizabeth Arden” was right there on top of his resume! STUPID!
One shall stand and one shall fall....  
#7 | 1552 days ago

Morning Nerds, Dorks, Tech Geeks, Boneheads, and Little Nuggets!

I have busy schedule today. I'm teaching and playing street hockey with all of third grade (good thing my class knows how to play already...they can help), and I am hoping everything goes smoothly---------meaning ---no one gets beaned in the head, whacked in the shins, tripped and scraped on the black top, and most importantly....I hope none of this happens to me. Yesterday I got whacked in the thigh and now have the imprint of the stick bruised there. I will milk this for all I can with my class........which if you know any 8 and 9 year olds  amounts to very very little. lol

Anywhoo....it will be a long day (since I have to be at school for Honor Roll Awards at 7 tonight), and I need to head out. Hope you all have eventful, enlightening, and fantabulous days! Remember to smile, look both ways before crossing the street, and chuckle!
Beans-tastic....  
#8 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 well it's been to long I say we all just kick back today and have a few of these.


He's her lobster...  
#9 | 1552 days ago

Huge night tonight in Music City Nashville. At least 20 of the top country artists will be performing in what is being tagged as the 'concert of the year'  titiled as Nashville Rising benefit show for flood relief. I'm glad I'll be able to attend this sold out show myself  tonight.
Speaking of music artists, Vanessa Carlton was here Saturday and sang at the Nashville Pride festival, and said,"I've never said this before, but I'm a proud bisexual woman" Ahhh.. I so much admire her. She's a young gal, but I was only able to get as far as drinks with her..


Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.

Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.

And I need you,
And I miss you,
And now I wonder...

If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...
Tonight.

It's always times like these
When I think of you,
And wonder if you ever think of me.

'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong.
Livin' in your precious memory.

'Cause I need you,
And I miss you,
And now I wonder...

If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...
Tonight.

I, I, don't wanna let you know
I, I, drown in your memory.
I, I, don't wanna let this go.
I, I, don't.

Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.

Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.

And I still need you,
And I still miss you,
And now I wonder...

If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
Would pass.. us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...

oh oh

If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you.

If I could just hold you....
Tonight.
"I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"...  
#10 | 1552 days ago

Army with harmony
Dave drop a load on 'em

OPP, how can I explain it
I'll take you frame by frame it
To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it
O is for Other, P is for People scratchin' temple
The last P...well...that's not that simple
It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missin' here
You get on occassion at the other party
As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'
Bust it
You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello
You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow
You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about
Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house
It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T
It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)
It's OPP, time other people's what you get it
There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it
How many brothers out there know just what I'm gettin' at
Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at
Well if you do, that's OPP and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's your membership


You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last homie)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the homies)

As for the ladies, OPP means something gifted
The first two letters are the same but the last is something
different
It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest
It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest
I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly
I say the last P...hmmm...stands for property
Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me
exactly
Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife
And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice
You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away
That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway
You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care
'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there
When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know
And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'
Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high
Say OPP (OPP) I like to say with pride
Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts
You're now down with a discount


You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (Every last lady)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (All the ladies)

This girl ah tried to OPP me
I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's
that
Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument
She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it
That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling
'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings
I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"
She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"
You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go
I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow
This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart
'Cos you know I was OPP, hell from the very start
Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about
When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth
That's rule number one in this OPP establishment
You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him
Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business
Many of you will catch the same sorta OPP is you with
Him or her for sure is going to admit it
When OPP comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it


You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
You down with OPP (Yeah you know me) 3X
Who's down with OPP (This whole party)
#11 | 1552 days ago

 You know you’re an 80’s baby if:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.
2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton
3. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom
4. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock"5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.9. You played the game "MASH"(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
11. You know the profound meaning of " WAX ON, WAX OFF"
12. You wanted to be a Goonie.
13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us...head-to-toe)
14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
15. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
16. You took lunch boxes to school...and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.17. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
18. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence.
19. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade
friendship bracelets.
20. You owned Pokemon cards but you didn’t play. 21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
22. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
23. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
24. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
Day 22 double shots....  
#12 | 1552 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
For Kat:  (but for Dee really)

Tonight's The Night lyrics by Janet Jackson
This is just between me
And you
And you

Stay away
From my window
Stay away
From my back door too

Disconnect
The telephone line
Relax baby
And draw that blind

Kick off your shoes
And sit right down
Loosen up the back
Of your pretty French gown, yeah

Let me pour you
A good long drink
Ooh baby
Dontcha hesitate

[CHORUS:]
Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
Cuz I love you girl
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

Come on angel
My heart's on fire
Don't deny
This one desire

You'd be a fool
To stop this time
Spread your wings and let me
Come inside cuz

[CHORUS]

Don't say a word
My virgin child
Just let your
Inhibitions run wild

The secret is
About to unfold
Upstairs
Before the night's too old cuz

[CHORUS]

Tonight
Tonight's the night

Tonight's the night
It's gonna be alright
Cuz I love you boy
Ain't nobody gonna stop us now

This is so special

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
You know I'm gonna make it alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
I'm gonna make things alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
You know I'm gonna make it alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid
I'm gonna make things alright

Tonight's the night
Don't be afraid

Please don't leave
I don't wanna be left all alone
Day 22 double shots....  
#13 | 1552 days ago

Morning (still here) all.  A day off today, the only one I get this week, still no new hire for the girl fired.  Oh well.  Beeeeyoooooteeeeful day today, the storm clouds last night circled right around us and we were spared the golf ball size hail - only a bit of rain.  Gotta catch up on the laundry and other boring household stuff, but other than that, I think I might just lie in my hammock and drink margaritas...........

"All Summer Long"

It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

[Chorus:]
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

[Repeat Chorus x2]

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Day 22 double shots....  
#14 | 1552 days ago

Buenos Dias amigos y amigas!

Ash~ You know he's your lobster, you know with the claws and in the tank!  Oh and its double shots tonight, I mean back to back (Kinda like the Lakers )

Dee...hope you like this song I am dedicating to Ash....but its for you too!!

"Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')"

Shawty Snap (Yeah)
T-Pain
Damn
Shawty Snap
Yung Joc (Shawty)

[Yung Joc:]
Ay Ay
She Snapping
Ah She Snapping
Shawty Snapping

[T-Pain:]
Snap Your Fingers Do The Step You Can Do It All By Yourself

[Verse 1:]
Baby Girl
What's Your Name?
Let Me Talk To You
Let Me Buy You A Drink
I'm Cali-Kat, You Know Me
Konvict Music nappy boy oh wee
I Know The Club Close At 3
What's the chance of you rolling With Me?
Back To The Crib
Show You How I Live
Let's Get Drunk Forget What We Did

[Chorus:]
I'mma Buy You A Drank
Then I'mma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty What you Think 'Bout That?
Find Me In The Grey Cadillac
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

[Verse 2:]
Talk To Me, I Talk Back
Let's Talk Money, I Talk That
Crunk juice bottles
Oakly Shades
Shawty Got Class
Oh Behave
Let's Get Gone
Walk It Out (Now Walk It Out)
Just Like That
That's What I'm Talking 'Bout
We Gonna Have Fun
You Gonna See
On That Patron
You Should Get Like Me

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Yung Joc]
Won't You Meet Me At The Bar
Respect Big Pimping
Tell Me How You Feel
Mama Tell Me What You Sipping?
A Certified Dime Piece
Deserve Louy 1-3
150 A Shot
3 For You And 3 For Me
I'm Checking Your Body Language
I Love The Conversation
And When You Lick Your Lips
I Get A Tingling Sensation
Now We're Both 'Bout Tipsy
You Say You In The Mood
All I Need Is 'Bout A Hour
Better Yet Maybe Two
Let Me Take You Where I Live
Ferrari Switch Gears
When I Whisper In Your Ear
Your Legs Hit The Chandilleer
Passion Fruit And Sex
All In The Atmosphere
I'mma Let T-Pain Sing It
So He Can Make It Clear

[Chorus]

[Verse 4:]
Let's Get Gone
Walk It Out
(Now Walk It out, think about it, Ah Snap)
Now Rock Rock Rock Rock
You Can Do It All By Yourself
[x2]
He's her lobster...  
#15 | 1552 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Happy Tuesday, one and all.

Welcome Back Glenda!!!  How are things out there in Aurora, MO?

Teach,  I kinda know what you went through with the 3rd graders and hockey.   Back in my son's 5th grade class, I helped chaparon
his class to a local water park.   Before we left the classroom, his teacher was finishing paperwork, and I assisted by running a Hangman game for her.  She had some words already pre-chosen, and when I ran out, I had to improvise.   My first improvisation was:  Do Not Drown the Adults.

Ash:   I was a 70's child, and I remember most of those.    For an old fart, my memory has not left me yet.

So I wandered out of the village, on an adventure of swords and sorcery, in my favorite part of a rogue.   Battle tactics include sneaking and attacking from the shadows.   In the larger battles, my tactic of running and screaming like a girl (*) while the rest of my party attacks and defeats the enemies (during my strategic maneuvers, yeah...yeah) seems to work as well.

(*) No offense meant, some of you gals can easily beat the s#!t out of me.

Have a great day y'all.
Happy Tuesday...  
#16 | 1552 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
Buenos Dias amigos y amigas!

Ash~ You know he's your lobster, you know with the claws and in the tank!  Oh and its double shots tonight, I mean back to back (Kinda like the Lakers )

Dee...hope you like this song I am dedicating to Ash....but its for you too!!

"Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin')"

Shawty Snap (Yeah)
T-Pain
Damn
Shawty Snap
Yung Joc (Shawty)

[Yung Joc:]
Ay Ay
She Snapping
Ah She Snapping
Shawty Snapping

[T-Pain:]
Snap Your Fingers Do The Step You Can Do It All By Yourself

[Verse 1:]
Baby Girl
What's Your Name?
Let Me Talk To You
Let Me Buy You A Drink
I'm Cali-Kat, You Know Me
Konvict Music nappy boy oh wee
I Know The Club Close At 3
What's the chance of you rolling With Me?
Back To The Crib
Show You How I Live
Let's Get Drunk Forget What We Did

[Chorus:]
I'mma Buy You A Drank
Then I'mma Take You Home With Me
I Got Money In The Bank
Shawty What you Think 'Bout That?
Find Me In The Grey Cadillac
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Oh, Ooh Ooh
We In The Bed Like
Ooh Ooh Ooh, Ooh Ooh

[Verse 2:]
Talk To Me, I Talk Back
Let's Talk Money, I Talk That
Crunk juice bottles
Oakly Shades
Shawty Got Class
Oh Behave
Let's Get Gone
Walk It Out (Now Walk It Out)
Just Like That
That's What I'm Talking 'Bout
We Gonna Have Fun
You Gonna See
On That Patron
You Should Get Like Me

[Chorus]

[Verse 3: Yung Joc]
Won't You Meet Me At The Bar
Respect Big Pimping
Tell Me How You Feel
Mama Tell Me What You Sipping?
A Certified Dime Piece
Deserve Louy 1-3
150 A Shot
3 For You And 3 For Me
I'm Checking Your Body Language
I Love The Conversation
And When You Lick Your Lips
I Get A Tingling Sensation
Now We're Both 'Bout Tipsy
You Say You In The Mood
All I Need Is 'Bout A Hour
Better Yet Maybe Two
Let Me Take You Where I Live
Ferrari Switch Gears
When I Whisper In Your Ear
Your Legs Hit The Chandilleer
Passion Fruit And Sex
All In The Atmosphere
I'mma Let T-Pain Sing It
So He Can Make It Clear

[Chorus]

[Verse 4:]
Let's Get Gone
Walk It Out
(Now Walk It out, think about it, Ah Snap)
Now Rock Rock Rock Rock
You Can Do It All By Yourself
[x2]




oh and Back to Back...I liiike that!
Day 22 double shots....  
#17 | 1552 days ago

Any smokers in New York will probably be fuming and smoking over this.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2010/06/22/2010-06-22_nail_in_coffin_legislature_oks_raising_cig_tax_160_to_us_high_435_a_pack.html

(I don't smoke, but, WOW.)
Happy Tuesday...  
#18 | 1552 days ago

"Oh Smile, my friends...For it is a Glorious day, indeed..."

HoooooDeeee HOOOOOOOOO!!

Well...it started as a hard Tuesday morning due to staying up till 3 reading for my course "The Evolution Of Scientific Thought"...Yeah, you think it sounds bad...read almost 100 pages for homework and write a 5 page dissertation on it! 
Anywhooo...

Have ya eva seen a Brotha blush?  Good job, Ladies!!

This is for you two...

So you want my love
Well, that's alright
Well... it will be there for you morning, noon and night
But you gotta be good
And do me right
Ain't got no time for part-time lovin' in my life

Well you wanna be loved (uh)
Hey that's O.K.
Cause it falls in line right with my sexuality
But you gotta be down
A Dyme gotta be true
Cause otherwise Dee ain't got no time for you

Oh baby, baby, baby
I got so much love in me
Ooh (baby, baby,) baby, baby, baby
Cause if your're gonna get me off
You got to love me deep

Well you want my heart (uh)
And all my time
Well it won't be there if you can't deal with my mind
Cause a Man like me (uh)
Won't stand for less
I require plenty conversation, topped with sex

Long as you know that I could have any woman I want to
Baby that's actual and factual
But still I choose you to be with me
And work on me so you better not flake it up

Ohhhhhh

Baby, Baby, Baby

Day 22 double shots....  
#19 | 1552 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)

Apparently, I crossed the line again. But I am usually so far past the line it looks like a dot to me. So, I will just utter the most explicit line in television history, ask a question and leave a song.

"Hey Ward, don't you think you might have been a little hard on the Beav last night?"

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, why is nothing free yet?

It's too late to Apologize-One Republic Featuring Timberland

You're holding on to my rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
You're hearin what I say but I just can't make a sound
I tell you that I need you
Then I go and cut you down, but wait
I tell you that I'm sorry
Didn't think you'd turn around, and say...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothin new - yeah yeah
I hearted you with a fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
It's too late to apologize, yeah
You said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
You're holdin on to my rope, got me ten feet off the ground...

It's too late to apologize...  
#20 | 1552 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
richard_cranium wrote:

Apparently, I crossed the line again. But I am usually so far past the line it looks like a dot to me. So, I will just utter the most explicit line in television history, ask a question and leave a song.

"Hey Ward, don't you think you might have been a little hard on the Beav last night?"

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, why is nothing free yet?

It's too late to Apologize-One Republic Featuring Timberland

You're holding on to my rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
You're hearin what I say but I just can't make a sound
I tell you that I need you
Then I go and cut you down, but wait
I tell you that I'm sorry
Didn't think you'd turn around, and say...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothin new - yeah yeah
I hearted you with a fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
It's too late to apologize, yeah
You said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
You're holdin on to my rope, got me ten feet off the ground...

I still say you're her lobster!!
He's her lobster...  
#21 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 these guys still rock!
He's her lobster...  
#22 | 1552 days ago

Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be?
Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see?
Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man?

Do you qualify!?
Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds?
Can you fulfill, as I
can, all of our needs?
Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'?
Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin??

Do you qualify?

Do you qualify to be called all mine?
Can you leave the other women and temptations behind?

Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late?
Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake?
Do you qualify?

Do you qualify to be the honest ebony man I would want you to be?
Would you be able to look me in my eyes and admit your feelings to me?
Could you take me in your arms and make love to me all night long?
Can you be sensitive and still be strong?
Do you qualify?

Do you qualify to be my friend as well as my lover? Can you put our love before any other?

Can you cherish me as if I were Diamonds & Gold?
Can you make me feel like I'm the last woman you'll ever hold?Do you qualify?

Do you qualify to be called a GOD fearing man?
If I have doubts can you reassure me and understand?
Can your love intoxicate me as if I were High?
To be in my life, I need to know,

DO YOU QUALIFY?

"I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"...  
#23 | 1552 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

If a crowd of midget do the wave, is that called a ripple?
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures...  
#24 | 1552 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Debi_L wrote:

Morning (still here) all.  A day off today, the only one I get this week, still no new hire for the girl fired.  Oh well.  Beeeeyoooooteeeeful day today, the storm clouds last night circled right around us and we were spared the golf ball size hail - only a bit of rain.  Gotta catch up on the laundry and other boring household stuff, but other than that, I think I might just lie in my hammock and drink margaritas...........

"All Summer Long"

It was 1989, my thoughts were short my hair was long
Caught somewhere between a boy and man
She was seventeen and she was far from in-between
It was summertime in Northern Michigan
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Splashing through the sand bar
Talking by the campfire
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair

[Chorus:]
And we were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet home Alabama all summer long

Catching Walleye from the dock
Watching the waves roll off the rocks
She'll forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd blister in the sun
We couldn't wait for night to come
To hit that sand and play some rock and roll

While we were trying different things
And we were smoking funny things
Making love out by the lake to our favorite song
Sipping whiskey out the bottle, not thinking 'bout tomorrow
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Now nothing seems as strange as when the leaves began to change
Or how we thought those days would never end
Sometimes I'll hear that song and I'll start to sing along
And think man I'd love to see that girl again

[Repeat Chorus x2]

Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long
Singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long

Love that song.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures...  
#25 | 1552 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I still say you're her lobster!!
I prefer to think of us as Fievel and Tanya!

Somewhere out there
Beneath the pale moonlight
Someone's thinking of me
And loving me tonight

Somewhere out there
Someone's saying a prayer
That we'll find one another
In that big somewhere out there

And even though I know
How very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing
On the same bright star

And when the night wind
Starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping
Underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there
If love can see us through
Then we'll be together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true

And even though I know
How very far apart we are
It helps to think we might be wishing
on the same bright star

And when the night wind
Starts to sing a lonesome lullaby
It helps to think we're sleeping
Underneath the same big sky

Somewhere out there
If love can see us through
Then we'll be together
Somewhere out there
Out where dreams come true
It's too late to apologize...  
#26 | 1552 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Love that song.
Me too. Been waiting so I could post it :D
Day 22 double shots....  
#27 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

huskerfan_ia wrote:
If a crowd of midget do the wave, is that called a ripple?
 
He's her lobster...  
#28 | 1552 days ago

(Edited by marcus_nyce)
According to this article which claims the late Manute Bol invented the term "my bad" (not The Onion, BTW lmao!), apparently he was cross between the Most Interesting Man in the World and Chuck Norris. Other highlights:
- Stood 7' 7"
- Gave most of his NBA earnings to Sudanese refugees & children's causes
- Killed a lion with a spear
- Was fined 25 G's for missing pre-season games while brokering a truce with Sudanese Rebels

... he also ate a whole wheel of cheese and pooped in the fridge. Manute doesn't sleep, he waits... (I could do this all day, and will!)

During the month of a thousand shots, don't forget to pour one out for one of the biggest, baddest MF'ers who ever walked the planet, and i ain't talkin' about Bill Brasky.
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures...  
#29 | 1552 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
It's Tuesday.. That day we all dream about coming up every week..
Work is good, life is good, France is losing 2-0 already in World Cup action
I'm going to the Rockies - Red Sox game tonight so I'm looking forward to that and having a few barley pops at the yard

And other that that, it's time for some Stones

Angie, Angie, when will those clouds all disappear?
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie, you can't say we never tried
Angie, you're beautiful, but ain't it time we said good-bye?
Angie, I still love you, remember all those nights we cried?
All the dreams we held so close seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear:
Angie, Angie, where will it lead us from here?

Oh, Angie, don't you weep, all your kisses still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it time we said good-bye?
With no loving in our souls and no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, I still love you, baby
Ev'rywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on Baby, dry your eyes
But Angie, Angie, ain't it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie, they can't say we never tried
are you telling me something!? lol that's my name :)
#30 | 1552 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

Apparently, I crossed the line again. But I am usually so far past the line it looks like a dot to me. So, I will just utter the most explicit line in television history, ask a question and leave a song.

"Hey Ward, don't you think you might have been a little hard on the Beav last night?"

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, why is nothing free yet?

It's too late to Apologize-One Republic Featuring Timberland

You're holding on to my rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
You're hearin what I say but I just can't make a sound
I tell you that I need you
Then I go and cut you down, but wait
I tell you that I'm sorry
Didn't think you'd turn around, and say...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothin new - yeah yeah
I hearted you with a fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
You said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
It's too late to apologize, yeah
You said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
You're holdin on to my rope, got me ten feet off the ground...

yeah you did. jerk.  pedo-smile brought to you by Still Upset!
Day 22 double shots....  
#31 | 1552 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
I still say you're her lobster!!
shut it!
Day 22 double shots....  
#32 | 1552 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
shut it!
He's her lobster...  
#33 | 1552 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

OK OK OK OK I have been working and missed almost two days of the Q..it made me sick..lol

I wanted to say hola to everyone. Hope everyone is doing ok and if your not try and remember to smile cuz you never know who is falling in love with it.

Just to keep it going Dee this is my song for you lol


Bun B
THIS IS MY BLOCK!!
We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come around here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here


Well hold on now little buddy
pump your breaks slow ya roll
ease back on your throttle
put your plans on hold
i dont care what ya sellin
or care what ya sold
i dont know what they was tellin you or what you been told
this my block i got it locked down cold
and all dis right here this is under my control
i could really give a damn about the name on the sign
cause as far as im concerned this is mine
you crossed the line playboy
you mide aswell make love to a mirror cause you playin with yourself
we raise hell, we go hard, dont make me bring the drama to ya momma front yard
This is my block

We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come round here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here


See you from outta town, so you dont know tha rules
Round here homie we dont suffer no fools
We dont play wit no kids unless we done made em
We dont talk to police unless we done paid em
It's a code in these streets, you better learn it
And we dont just give out respect, you gotta earn it
And we dont hustle cause we wanna, cause we have ta
God 1st, fam next, and all the rest after
We make money not the other way around
So dont you play around or we will lay you down
Coming from PA the town the land of the trill
Play your cards right or get yourself shuffled on tha real
This is my block

We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come round here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here


See this is my B-L-O-C-K
My Streets, and i got em on L-O-C-K
I walk around wit G-L-O-C-K
And ima keep it on C-O-C-K, Okay
I represent PA, the west to the east
And you dont wanna war everybody gotta a piece
You think its sweet. until you catch a cavity
And that heat'ell make yo ass defy gravity
So do tha math, connect the dots
See if you wanna do it to yourself or not
Dont get to close, cause you might get shot
Just do yourself a favor, get the f**k up out the spot
This is my Block

We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come round here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here
#34 | 1552 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
sorry...still a little touchy about him...


For you:

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
If you got a big ***, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

I'd like to get to know you so I could show you
Put the p**** on you like I told you
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone you
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't you
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don't you
See my ass and my lips, don't you
Lost a few pounds and my waist for you
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know you

[Chorus]

(Come on)

If you a fly gal get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Let's get drunk, that's gonna' bring us closer
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster
See the Belvedere playin' tricks on you
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a b**** that's even better
I make you hot as Las Vegas weather
Listen up close while I take it backwards
I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want
I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my ass go bum-bum-bum-bum
Keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
And think you can handle this gadong-a-dong-dong
Take my thong off and my ass go vroom
Cut the lights on so you see what I could do

[Chorus]

(Come on)

Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Girl, girl, get that cash
If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your ass
Ain't no shame, ladies do your thing
Just make sure you ahead of the game
Just 'cause I got a lot of fame super
Prince couldn't get me change my name papa
Kunta Kinte a slave again, no sir
Picture black sayin', "Oh, yes a master"

Got a Lamborghini so I drive faster
Just makin' hating people freakin' matter
Admit I'm the F****** name won the battle
When I drop this record here you won't even matter

Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
So you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Give you some-some-some of this Cinnabun

[Chorus]

(Come on)

To my fellas
I like the way you work that
To my ladies
You sure know how to work that
Day 22 double shots....  
#35 | 1552 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
OK OK OK OK I have been working and missed almost two days of the Q..it made me sick..lol

I wanted to say hola to everyone. Hope everyone is doing ok and if your not try and remember to smile cuz you never know who is falling in love with it.

Just to keep it going Dee this is my song for you lol


Bun B
THIS IS MY BLOCK!!
We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come around here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here


Well hold on now little buddy
pump your breaks slow ya roll
ease back on your throttle
put your plans on hold
i dont care what ya sellin
or care what ya sold
i dont know what they was tellin you or what you been told
this my block i got it locked down cold
and all dis right here this is under my control
i could really give a damn about the name on the sign
cause as far as im concerned this is mine
you crossed the line playboy
you mide aswell make love to a mirror cause you playin with yourself
we raise hell, we go hard, dont make me bring the drama to ya momma front yard
This is my block

We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come round here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here


See you from outta town, so you dont know tha rules
Round here homie we dont suffer no fools
We dont play wit no kids unless we done made em
We dont talk to police unless we done paid em
It's a code in these streets, you better learn it
And we dont just give out respect, you gotta earn it
And we dont hustle cause we wanna, cause we have ta
God 1st, fam next, and all the rest after
We make money not the other way around
So dont you play around or we will lay you down
Coming from PA the town the land of the trill
Play your cards right or get yourself shuffled on tha real
This is my block

We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come round here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here


See this is my B-L-O-C-K
My Streets, and i got em on L-O-C-K
I walk around wit G-L-O-C-K
And ima keep it on C-O-C-K, Okay
I represent PA, the west to the east
And you dont wanna war everybody gotta a piece
You think its sweet. until you catch a cavity
And that heat'ell make yo ass defy gravity
So do tha math, connect the dots
See if you wanna do it to yourself or not
Dont get to close, cause you might get shot
Just do yourself a favor, get the f**k up out the spot
This is my Block

We run things round here
So i suggest you dont come round here
Boy you know you aint from around here
So stand clear, And ima tell you what it is
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here

This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
This is my block, "Lay Down"
Ohaaaaaa We run things round here
Whooaaa This is my black right here
i blew my woofer out to this song. I love it...
Day 22 double shots....  
#36 | 1552 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
i blew my woofer out to this song. I love it...
that's so funny. I think you just jacked Dee's cool points! watch out now. You get a cool million for liking that song. It's my ring tone on my phone! Yup my girlie crush just got BIGGER !
#37 | 1552 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
that's so funny. I think you just jacked Dee's cool points! watch out now. You get a cool million for liking that song. It's my ring tone on my phone! Yup my girlie crush just got BIGGER !
It's not just the song. It's Bun B, i have every UGK album and both of his. I love dude...and yeah i know.
Day 22 double shots....  
#38 | 1552 days ago

Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be?               I don't know, I only just met ya
Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see?          That depends on if I know what it is I need, and if I've seen it before, don't it?
Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man?      What's your name again?

Do you qualify!?            I said I just met ya
Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds?       Whoa whoa ... That jus sounds nasty!  "Seed" ... can't think of another word?
Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs?       I ain't said you'd dun dunt dat yet Honkey!!
Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'?     Word, Honkey!  Word!!  I got dat!!
Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin??       Why you pointin fingers n s*** now???  Firs you talkin bout JB's and now yer talkin all that lip???

Do you qualify?        Obama didn't and look where it got him

Do you qualify to be called all mine?     You like this question!
Can you leave the other women and temptations behind?
      What women?  Dem womens?  Dem ain't mines!

Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late?      I got no problems .... I just get 'cold' easy that's all
Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake?       
I can sit and do it too doe!!
Do you qualify?
       They didn't teach us this in school

Do you qualify to be the honest ebony man I would want you to be?        From the waist down .... sho nuff boo boo!!
Would you be able to look me in my eyes and admit your feelings to me?      
Ahhh eeehhh ohhhhhh
Could you take me in your arms and make love to me all night long?       Dats what I do shorty!!!!
Can you be sensitive and still be strong?       
This a gay question ain't it .... I don't got nothin gents them!
Do you qualify?      
I'm straight .... If that's what yer askin

Do you qualify to be my friend as well as my lover?    Or vice versa
Can you put our love before any other?      
Long as it Monday night boo!  :)

Can you cherish me as if I were Diamonds & Gold?        That stuff needs polishin girl ... you jus need a nice old fashioned smack on the a**!!!  Know wumm I sayin!
Can you make me feel like I'm the last woman you'll ever hold?        
You'll have to let me know after you wake up
Do you qualify?
       I don't know ... but I chicken-fry!!!  H*lls yeh!!!!  :)

Do you qualify to be called a GOD fearing man?       Reverend sure thinks so .... he's always sayin "God help you boy!!!"
If I have doubts can you reassure me and understand?    
This that Monday thing again .... don't be tryin to entrap me!
Can your love intoxicate me as if I were High?      
You like it rough do ya ... I can do dat baby gurl!  LOL
To be in my life, I need to know,

DO YOU QUALIFY?         What was the question?  I was lookin at yer thighs girl!!

One shall stand and one shall fall....  
#39 | 1552 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sorry...still a little touchy about him...


For you:

Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]
If you got a big ***, let me search you
And find out how hard I gotta work you
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it [backwards 2X]

I'd like to get to know you so I could show you
Put the p**** on you like I told you
Gimme all your numbers so I could phone you
Your girl actin' stank then call me over
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Phone before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or won't you
Go downtown and eat it like a vulture
See my hips and my tips, don't you
See my ass and my lips, don't you
Lost a few pounds and my waist for you
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it, I need a glass of water
Boy, oh, boy, it's good to know you

[Chorus]

(Come on)

If you a fly gal get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy, lift it up, let's make a toast-a
Let's get drunk, that's gonna' bring us closer
Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster
See the Belvedere playin' tricks on you
Girlfriend wanna be like me, never
You won't find a b**** that's even better
I make you hot as Las Vegas weather
Listen up close while I take it backwards
I'm not a prostitute, but I could give you what you want
I love your braids and your mouth full of floss
Love the way my ass go bum-bum-bum-bum
Keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum
And think you can handle this gadong-a-dong-dong
Take my thong off and my ass go vroom
Cut the lights on so you see what I could do

[Chorus]

(Come on)

Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
Why-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Rock-thai,-thai-o-toy-o-thai-thai
Girl, girl, get that cash
If it's 9 to 5 or shakin' your ass
Ain't no shame, ladies do your thing
Just make sure you ahead of the game
Just 'cause I got a lot of fame super
Prince couldn't get me change my name papa
Kunta Kinte a slave again, no sir
Picture black sayin', "Oh, yes a master"

Got a Lamborghini so I drive faster
Just makin' hating people freakin' matter
Admit I'm the F****** name won the battle
When I drop this record here you won't even matter

Why you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
So you act dumb like "Uh, duh"
As the drummer boy go ba-rom-pop-pom-pom
Give you some-some-some of this Cinnabun

[Chorus]

(Come on)

To my fellas
I like the way you work that
To my ladies
You sure know how to work that
Well that song more than makes up for it.... 
He's her lobster...  
#40 | 1552 days ago

Hi bitches.
I've got nothing, really.  Welcome back, Glenda ('bout damn time).  I'm out of the Q/Village loop (been busy lately, geez, shutup).  All else is well in J-topia.

PS - Sis, you're getting like 41 Respects of mine on this poll alone ... knock it off.

Beans-tastic....  
#41 | 1552 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be?               I don't know, I only just met ya
Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see?          That depends on if I know what it is I need, and if I've seen it before, don't it?
Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man?      What's your name again?

Do you qualify!?            I said I just met ya
Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds?       Whoa whoa ... That jus sounds nasty!  "Seed" ... can't think of another word?
Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs?       I ain't said you'd dun dunt dat yet Honkey!!
Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'?     Word, Honkey!  Word!!  I got dat!!
Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin??       Why you pointin fingers n s*** now???  Firs you talkin bout JB's and now yer talkin all that lip???

Do you qualify?        Obama didn't and look where it got him

Do you qualify to be called all mine?     You like this question!
Can you leave the other women and temptations behind?
      What women?  Dem womens?  Dem ain't mines!

Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late?      I got no problems .... I just get 'cold' easy that's all
Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake?       
I can sit and do it too doe!!
Do you qualify?
       They didn't teach us this in school

Do you qualify to be the honest ebony man I would want you to be?        From the waist down .... sho nuff boo boo!!
Would you be able to look me in my eyes and admit your feelings to me?      
Ahhh eeehhh ohhhhhh
Could you take me in your arms and make love to me all night long?       Dats what I do shorty!!!!
Can you be sensitive and still be strong?       
This a gay question ain't it .... I don't got nothin gents them!
Do you qualify?      
I'm straight .... If that's what yer askin

Do you qualify to be my friend as well as my lover?    Or vice versa
Can you put our love before any other?      
Long as it Monday night boo!  :)

Can you cherish me as if I were Diamonds & Gold?        That stuff needs polishin girl ... you jus need a nice old fashioned smack on the a**!!!  Know wumm I sayin!
Can you make me feel like I'm the last woman you'll ever hold?        
You'll have to let me know after you wake up
Do you qualify?
       I don't know ... but I chicken-fry!!!  H*lls yeh!!!!  :)

Do you qualify to be called a GOD fearing man?       Reverend sure thinks so .... he's always sayin "God help you boy!!!"
If I have doubts can you reassure me and understand?    
This that Monday thing again .... don't be tryin to entrap me!
Can your love intoxicate me as if I were High?      
You like it rough do ya ... I can do dat baby gurl!  LOL
To be in my life, I need to know,

DO YOU QUALIFY?         What was the question?  I was lookin at yer thighs girl!!

this is so awesome on several levels!..one of them being that i have no doubt that jsmall wouldve done the same thing....only in english.


Heeey Wiggles!
Day 22 double shots....  
#42 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be?               I don't know, I only just met ya
Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see?          That depends on if I know what it is I need, and if I've seen it before, don't it?
Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man?      What's your name again?

Do you qualify!?            I said I just met ya
Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds?       Whoa whoa ... That jus sounds nasty!  "Seed" ... can't think of another word?
Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs?       I ain't said you'd dun dunt dat yet Honkey!!
Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'?     Word, Honkey!  Word!!  I got dat!!
Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin??       Why you pointin fingers n s*** now???  Firs you talkin bout JB's and now yer talkin all that lip???

Do you qualify?        Obama didn't and look where it got him

Do you qualify to be called all mine?     You like this question!
Can you leave the other women and temptations behind?
      What women?  Dem womens?  Dem ain't mines!

Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late?      I got no problems .... I just get 'cold' easy that's all
Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake?       
I can sit and do it too doe!!
Do you qualify?
       They didn't teach us this in school

Do you qualify to be the honest ebony man I would want you to be?        From the waist down .... sho nuff boo boo!!
Would you be able to look me in my eyes and admit your feelings to me?      
Ahhh eeehhh ohhhhhh
Could you take me in your arms and make love to me all night long?       Dats what I do shorty!!!!
Can you be sensitive and still be strong?       
This a gay question ain't it .... I don't got nothin gents them!
Do you qualify?      
I'm straight .... If that's what yer askin

Do you qualify to be my friend as well as my lover?    Or vice versa
Can you put our love before any other?      
Long as it Monday night boo!  :)

Can you cherish me as if I were Diamonds & Gold?        That stuff needs polishin girl ... you jus need a nice old fashioned smack on the a**!!!  Know wumm I sayin!
Can you make me feel like I'm the last woman you'll ever hold?        
You'll have to let me know after you wake up
Do you qualify?
       I don't know ... but I chicken-fry!!!  H*lls yeh!!!!  :)

Do you qualify to be called a GOD fearing man?       Reverend sure thinks so .... he's always sayin "God help you boy!!!"
If I have doubts can you reassure me and understand?    
This that Monday thing again .... don't be tryin to entrap me!
Can your love intoxicate me as if I were High?      
You like it rough do ya ... I can do dat baby gurl!  LOL
To be in my life, I need to know,

DO YOU QUALIFY?         What was the question?  I was lookin at yer thighs girl!!

 Huh? 
He's her lobster...  
#43 | 1552 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

Hi bitches.
I've got nothing, really.  Welcome back, Glenda ('bout damn time).  I'm out of the Q/Village loop (been busy lately, geez, shutup).  All else is well in J-topia.

PS - Sis, you're getting like 41 Respects of mine on this poll alone ... knock it off.

Morning.
Day 22 double shots....  
#44 | 1552 days ago

THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
Beans-tastic....  
#45 | 1552 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
Happy Birthday!
Beans-tastic....  
#46 | 1552 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY


Happy Birthday!!
Happy Tuesday...  
#47 | 1552 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
 Happy birthday

He's her lobster...  
#48 | 1552 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Do you qualify to be the man I need you to be?               I don't know, I only just met ya
Will you be able to recognize the things you need to see?          That depends on if I know what it is I need, and if I've seen it before, don't it?
Will you be able to understand, that I'm a good woman and in my life I need a good man?      What's your name again?

Do you qualify!?            I said I just met ya
Do you qualify to fertilize my unproduced seeds?       Whoa whoa ... That jus sounds nasty!  "Seed" ... can't think of another word?
Can you fulfill, as I can, all of our needs?       I ain't said you'd dun dunt dat yet Honkey!!
Can you put me in my place if you see I am slippin'?     Word, Honkey!  Word!!  I got dat!!
Can you talk to me, wholeheartedly, not constantly trippin??       Why you pointin fingers n s*** now???  Firs you talkin bout JB's and now yer talkin all that lip???

Do you qualify?        Obama didn't and look where it got him

Do you qualify to be called all mine?     You like this question!
Can you leave the other women and temptations behind?
      What women?  Dem womens?  Dem ain't mines!

Can you come to me with your problems and not wait until it's too late?      I got no problems .... I just get 'cold' easy that's all
Can you stand up and admit if you made a mistake?       
I can sit and do it too doe!!
Do you qualify?
       They didn't teach us this in school

Do you qualify to be the honest ebony man I would want you to be?        From the waist down .... sho nuff boo boo!!
Would you be able to look me in my eyes and admit your feelings to me?      
Ahhh eeehhh ohhhhhh
Could you take me in your arms and make love to me all night long?       Dats what I do shorty!!!!
Can you be sensitive and still be strong?       
This a gay question ain't it .... I don't got nothin gents them!
Do you qualify?      
I'm straight .... If that's what yer askin

Do you qualify to be my friend as well as my lover?    Or vice versa
Can you put our love before any other?      
Long as it Monday night boo!  :)

Can you cherish me as if I were Diamonds & Gold?        That stuff needs polishin girl ... you jus need a nice old fashioned smack on the a**!!!  Know wumm I sayin!
Can you make me feel like I'm the last woman you'll ever hold?        
You'll have to let me know after you wake up
Do you qualify?
       I don't know ... but I chicken-fry!!!  H*lls yeh!!!!  :)

Do you qualify to be called a GOD fearing man?       Reverend sure thinks so .... he's always sayin "God help you boy!!!"
If I have doubts can you reassure me and understand?    
This that Monday thing again .... don't be tryin to entrap me!
Can your love intoxicate me as if I were High?      
You like it rough do ya ... I can do dat baby gurl!  LOL
To be in my life, I need to know,

DO YOU QUALIFY?         What was the question?  I was lookin at yer thighs girl!!

Thats F'n Hilarious! Only you....
He's her lobster...  
#49 | 1552 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
Ok, I just thought we'd wish you a Happy Birthday, but then Glenda had to go and bring something else.  So I have to up the stakes as well...



Enjoy!
Happy Tuesday...  
#50 | 1552 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
Happy Birthday Noti and wishing you many, many more.  
Beans-tastic....  
#51 | 1552 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
this is so awesome on several levels!..one of them being that i have no doubt that jsmall wouldve done the same thing....only in english.


Heeey Wiggles!
Hey boo!!! :)
One shall stand and one shall fall....  
#52 | 1552 days ago

It may be from lack of water, heat, and the possibility that I may be teaching another grade once again, BUT, I think I may be just a little smitten with you now .


That is all.
Beans-tastic....  
#53 | 1552 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
Happy B-Day from me and Nader (Wink)
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures...  
#54 | 1552 days ago

Oh hell Happy Birthday Ash!!
"I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES!"...  
#55 | 1552 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)

Happy Birthday Noti! Are you still in South Africa for the World Cup?

It's too late to apologize...  
#56 | 1552 days ago

Happy Birthday Noti!

Ash, I love me that song - "keep your eyes on my bum-bum-bum-bum-bum" (OOR for you for today ) and I have the slightly "racier" version on my mp3

Wiggles - You ROCK!
Day 22 double shots....  
#57 | 1552 days ago

Happy birthday Noti!  So, the Pens signed Matt Cooke for 3 more years, excellent work, Mr. Shero!  The Pirates are trying for a rare winning streak if they can beat the Texas Rangers tonight, not holding my breath though.  I'm off work Friday and trying to figure out what I can do on my day off, maybe the water park since I can get discounted tickets through my employer.
Day 22 double shots....  
#58 | 1552 days ago

Two for Tuesday.

Golfed with my dad today.

 France is gone, tomorrow is USA USA USA.

Tuesday's song:

She would never say where she came from 
Yesterday don't matter if it's gone 
While the sun is bright 
Or in the darkest night 
No one knows 
She comes and goes

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday 
Who could hang a name on you? 
When you change with every new day 
Still I'm gonna miss you...

Don't question why she needs to be so free 
She'll tell you it's the only way to be 
She just can't be chained 
To a life where nothing's gained 
And nothing's lost 
At such a cost

There's no time to lose, I heard her say 
Catch your dreams before they slip away 
Dying all the time 
Lose your dreams 
And you will lose your mind. 
Ain't life unkind?

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday 
Who could hang a name on you? 
When you change with every new day 
Still I'm gonna miss you...

Happy Tuesday...  
#59 | 1552 days ago

noti4 wrote:
THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY
I TELL YOU WHY IS  SO SPECIAL DAY
IS MY BIRTHDAY SPECIAL DAY
AND I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GIFT
ARGENTINA WIN THE GROUP A
THAT, A KISS AND A SPECIAL CAKE
I AM VERY HAPPY ,IN MY SPECIAL DAY
IA KISS FOR ALL IN THIS SPECIAL
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDAY
Noti, you just told me it was your birthday and i forgot already. I'm so ashamed.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Day 22 double shots....  
#60 | 1552 days ago

10pm...CHEERS

Day 22 double shots....  
#61 | 1552 days ago

glad we're together right now!
Day 22 double shots....  
#62 | 1552 days ago

Sorry, the Q and the Village ... they are two separate things.  Obviously you know what the Q is ... the Village is a separate place altogether (as in another site whose name we may not mention).  
Beans-tastic....  
#63 | 1552 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Sorry, the Q and the Village ... they are two separate things.  Obviously you know what the Q is ... the Village is a separate place altogether (as in another site whose name we may not mention).  
I want to go to the village, can I go? Is this a place where hot chicks make out?
It's too late to apologize...  
#64 | 1552 days ago

Does this village need an idiot?    Doth some poor king or queen dispair without having a fool to kick around?
Happy Tuesday...  
#65 | 1552 days ago

F**king REALLY?!
Day 22 double shots....  
#66 | 1552 days ago

Hot chicks make out after mud wrestling and pillow fights in their underwear.  Unfortunately...



Beans-tastic....  
#67 | 1552 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
F**king REALLY?!
sorry, I will STFU now!
It's too late to apologize...  
#68 | 1552 days ago

Alas, the dreamer must move on.  I guess, I'll just have to go back to my Dragon Age rogue adventure.
Happy Tuesday...  
#69 | 1552 days ago

With that major credit card handy, there isn't much we CAN'T provide there.    
Beans-tastic....  
#70 | 1552 days ago

Hey, where'd my card go??
Happy Tuesday...  
#71 | 1552 days ago

 TV killed the Radio... or whatever that song was called.
#72 | 1552 days ago

 buggles: video killed the radio star
 

i might write a song titled: MTV killed the video star
Happy Tuesday...  
#73 | 1552 days ago

 could be but MTV created, then killed, the video star.
Happy Tuesday...  
#74 | 1552 days ago

The real question is do you know what the last video ever played by MTV was? It has been at least 15 years since there was music on M(usic)TV.
It's too late to apologize...  
#75 | 1552 days ago



Killed marriage. 
One shall stand and one shall fall....  
#76 | 1552 days ago

you have to be more specific.
Day 22 double shots....  
#77 | 1552 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:


Killed marriage. 
Wigglum at night....me likes!
Day 22 double shots....  
#78 | 1552 days ago

Happily married, 18 years, still going strong.   (I don't know how she puts up with me.)
Happy Tuesday...  
#79 | 1552 days ago

 You know what they say about women who play softball?










Cuz I don't... I was just asking.
#80 | 1552 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 You know what they say about women who play softball?










Cuz I don't... I was just asking.
They're awesome ... way better than that Taylor Whoseamacallit.  
Beans-tastic....  
#81 | 1551 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 You know what they say about women who play softball?










Cuz I don't... I was just asking.
I have always heard this, but find it is usually only right half the time.

It's too late to apologize...  
#82 | 1551 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I have always heard this, but find it is usually only right half the time.

Trust me, the lesbians who play softball usually don't look like THAT.    On a good day, they look like John Goodman.
Beans-tastic....  
#83 | 1551 days ago

Hopefully not this arrow....


#84 | 1551 days ago



not all arrows are straight.
It's too late to apologize...  
#85 | 1551 days ago
bcchop (+)

wooo your whole team looks like this??????? damn!!!!!!!
#86 | 1551 days ago

 Well, thankfully I'm neither. I just want to be a politician's b!tch. Wait.. that came out wrong.
#87 | 1551 days ago
bcchop (+)

do you need a manager????
#88 | 1551 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I'm bisexual.  I run into a lot of hot lesbians....

Anywho.  My best friend is pregnant with her "friend with benefit's" baby.  I'm excited for her.  I get to spoil another kid and send it home with it's momma.

I don't have much today.  Work kicked my ass.  I'm off tomorrow, and I'm playing golf at an exclusive pga course on Thursday.  

Here's a dose of how I feel today:
Behind The Wheel lyrics
My little girl
Drive anywhere
Do what you want
I don't care
Tonight
I'm in the hands of fate
I hand myself
Over on a plate
Now

Oh little girl
There are times when I feel
I'd rather not be
The one behind the wheel
Come
Pull my strings
Whatch me move
I do anything
Please

Sweet little girl
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
Drive
I'm yours to keep
Do what you want
I'm going cheap
Tonight

You're behind the wheel tonight
One shall stand and one shall fall....  
#89 | 1551 days ago

 Your use of a preposition in the middle of that sentence intrigues me. 
#90 | 1551 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

#91 | 1551 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 I'm bisexual.  I run into a lot of hot lesbians....

Anywho.  My best friend is pregnant with her "friend with benefit's" baby.  I'm excited for her.  I get to spoil another kid and send it home with it's momma.

I don't have much today.  Work kicked my ass.  I'm off tomorrow, and I'm playing golf at an exclusive pga course on Thursday.  

Here's a dose of how I feel today:
Behind The Wheel lyrics
My little girl
Drive anywhere
Do what you want
I don't care
Tonight
I'm in the hands of fate
I hand myself
Over on a plate
Now

Oh little girl
There are times when I feel
I'd rather not be
The one behind the wheel
Come
Pull my strings
Whatch me move
I do anything
Please

Sweet little girl
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
Drive
I'm yours to keep
Do what you want
I'm going cheap
Tonight

You're behind the wheel tonight
I am very turned on right now.
#92 | 1551 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 I'm bisexual.  I run into a lot of hot lesbians....

Anywho.  My best friend is pregnant with her "friend with benefit's" baby.  I'm excited for her.  I get to spoil another kid and send it home with it's momma.

I don't have much today.  Work kicked my ass.  I'm off tomorrow, and I'm playing golf at an exclusive pga course on Thursday.  

Here's a dose of how I feel today:
Behind The Wheel lyrics
My little girl
Drive anywhere
Do what you want
I don't care
Tonight
I'm in the hands of fate
I hand myself
Over on a plate
Now

Oh little girl
There are times when I feel
I'd rather not be
The one behind the wheel
Come
Pull my strings
Whatch me move
I do anything
Please

Sweet little girl
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
Drive
I'm yours to keep
Do what you want
I'm going cheap
Tonight

You're behind the wheel tonight
This adds to your greatness!  
Day 22 double shots....  
#93 | 1551 days ago

 We agree! 
#94 | 1551 days ago

vil·lage

  [vil-ij]  Show IPA
–noun
1.
a small community or group of houses in a rural area, largerthan a hamlet and usually smaller than a town, andsometimes (as in parts of the U.S.) incorporated as amunicipality.
2.
the inhabitants of such a community collectively.
3.
a group of animal dwellings resembling a village: a gophervillage.
He's her lobster...  
#95 | 1551 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:

vil·lage

  [vil-ij]  Show IPA
–noun
1.
a small community or group of houses in a rural area, largerthan a hamlet and usually smaller than a town, andsometimes (as in parts of the U.S.) incorporated as amunicipality.
2.
the inhabitants of such a community collectively.
3.
a group of animal dwellings resembling a village: a gophervillage.
the inhabitants of such a community collectively.



                                           Village People
Happy Tuesday...  
#96 | 1551 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
the inhabitants of such a community collectively.



                                           Village People
Isn't that Marcus, the guy in the back center with the headdress on?
It's too late to apologize...  
#97 | 1551 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 like i told you yesterday, i thought i was p.m ing someone else. sorry i had 85 messages when i finally got back on here.  
He's her lobster...  
#98 | 1551 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 how did you know they used to joke around about him being her boss? 
He's her lobster...  
#99 | 1551 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 My "bossman" likes it when i run into hot lesbians.  
One shall stand and one shall fall....  
#100 | 1551 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My "bossman" likes it when i run into hot lesbians.  
It pretty much sounds like the greatest time that I can think of.   
#101 | 1551 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My "bossman" likes it when i run into hot lesbians.  
...
Day 22 double shots....  
#102 | 1551 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My "bossman" likes it when i run into hot lesbians.  
One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures...  
#103 | 1551 days ago

THANK AT ALL FOR MY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND YES, I AM IN SOUTH AFRICA ,IS COLD IN THE FACE,BUT I HAVE WARM IN MY HEARTH, HERE THE WHISKY RUN LIKE A RIVER, AND THE BEER, UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.- A BIG,BIG KISS AT ALL THE Q, THIS A PHOTO OF MY PARTNER
Beans-tastic....  
#104 | 1551 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 Well, thankfully I'm neither. I just want to be a politician's b!tch. Wait.. that came out wrong.
That's what Monica said.
Day 22 double shots....  
#105 | 1551 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 I'm bisexual.  I run into a lot of hot lesbians....

Anywho.  My best friend is pregnant with her "friend with benefit's" baby.  I'm excited for her.  I get to spoil another kid and send it home with it's momma.

I don't have much today.  Work kicked my ass.  I'm off tomorrow, and I'm playing golf at an exclusive pga course on Thursday.  

Here's a dose of how I feel today:
Behind The Wheel lyrics
My little girl
Drive anywhere
Do what you want
I don't care
Tonight
I'm in the hands of fate
I hand myself
Over on a plate
Now

Oh little girl
There are times when I feel
I'd rather not be
The one behind the wheel
Come
Pull my strings
Whatch me move
I do anything
Please

Sweet little girl
I prefer
You behind the wheel
And me the passenger
Drive
I'm yours to keep
Do what you want
I'm going cheap
Tonight

You're behind the wheel tonight
wow...

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