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The way to a man's heart is....
 Ok here's the game take a well known expression and make it your own Q style of course. 
Featured by: JrCanuckFan at 6/25/10 1:22PM
| Closed on 07/25/10 at 05:00PM
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39 Fans 
46%a. I've got one
8%b. No,I don't feel like it
5%c. Sounds to hard.
8%d. Get a life Glenda
33%e. Beaneaters

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#25 | 1090 days ago

before: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
en faniq: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...."


before: "a penny saved is a penny earned"
en faniq: "a penny saved is annoying in the tumble dry cycle."


before: "two wrongs don't make a right"
en faniq: "two wrongs don't make a right, but they were fun so f*ck it."


before: "penny for your thoughts?"
en faniq: "can you break a penny? i'd love to hear what you have to say on this....*sshat"


before: "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
en faniq: "absence makes the heart a-wander."


before: "air the dirty laundry in public"
en faniq: "air the dirty laundry in public....we're doing it right "


before: "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
en faniq: "don't punch a gift horse in the mouth"


before: "laughter is the best medicine"
en faniq: "booze laughter is the best medice"

I've got one  
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#1 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Ok I'll start.

The expression, The fastest way to a mans heart is through his stomach


Q style,  The fastest way to way to a man's heart is through his chest with a very sharp knife. 
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#2 | 1090 days ago

 The fastest way to way to a man's heart is through his wallet (make him spend a lot on you and he'll never leave you, let's call it investment)
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#3 | 1090 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Fastest way to a mans heart is...

a)  through his zipper
b)  through his ego
c)  to be hot as hell and say hi
Beaneaters  
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#4 | 1090 days ago

 The way to this man's heart is to feed him, let him watch the game, and......nevermind, probably shouldn't say it on here.
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#5 | 1090 days ago

 Try and not let your eyes glaze over when they explain the differences of turbo charge and supercharge.  fishing reels and line weights.
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#6 | 1090 days ago

 ooooh....is this were Jsmall and Stoney would say Werewolf Sex?

(I've been wanting to say it for a while...YEA!)

...and it's true by the way.
I've got one  
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#7 | 1090 days ago

 oh, did you want us to use another expression?
I've got one  
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#8 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kobe_lova wrote:
oh, did you want us to use another expression?
 yep take one and make it yours. although this has been well enlightening 
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#9 | 1090 days ago

 I'm unsure of the directions. I read it like we should take other well known expressions and change them up Q-style. Am I right? Or is it just changing up the expression above? Either way....

The way to a man's hear involves ice cream, a tiny bit of craziness, a pillow, and liquor.


My own change to a popular expression---------------"If at first you don't succeed, give up--------you probably suck at it anyways."
Beaneaters  
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#10 | 1090 days ago

 (Edited by Kenne)
Is anybody on here a little gay?

fixed
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#11 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
I'm unsure of the directions. I read it like we should take other well known expressions and change them up Q-style. Am I right? Or is it just changing up the expression above? Either way....

The way to a man's hear involves ice cream, a tiny bit of craziness, a pillow, and liquor.


My own change to a popular expression---------------"If at first you don't succeed, give up--------you probably suck at it anyways."
yes as always Becky you are right. 
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#12 | 1090 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Kenne wrote:
Is anybody on here a little gay?

fixed
Yeah, that's kinda gay...

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#13 | 1090 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes."

Changed to:

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, then when you do you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
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#14 | 1090 days ago

 O.O make me spend alot of money on you and it's very likely i'll resent you for it.. unless you're putting out and even then you gotta be worth it. f.y.i. i'm kinda blunt, sorry if i offend you. The fastest way to a man's heart is through seduction. it's all about the way you talk, the way you touch him and look at him with those big innocent eyes ;) If you're looking to make a man fall for you it's all about planting that spark of desire, after that you just have to make sure it doesnt go out and give it time to grow. men  become comfortable and attached over time, the longer your with us the more we'll fall for you. unless you're just annoying or in no way (physically or emotionaly) attractive... in which case... sucks for you. now, if you're a gorgeous, sexy, young(respectively) woman, as wrong as it may be, you can pretty much skip the waiting stage.. for you it's as simple as seduce and own. :/
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#15 | 1090 days ago

 live to fight another day..- but for now let's run the f*ck away
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#16 | 1090 days ago

 (Edited by kobe_lova)
Kenne wrote:
Is anybody on here a little gay?

fixed
how lame are you for changing it?! LMAO!
I've got one  
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#17 | 1090 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 yep take one and make it yours. although this has been well enlightening 
well we are a wise bunch.
I've got one  
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#18 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
stets456 wrote:
O.O make me spend alot of money on you and it's very likely i'll resent you for it.. unless you're putting out and even then you gotta be worth it. f.y.i. i'm kinda blunt, sorry if i offend you. The fastest way to a man's heart is through seduction. it's all about the way you talk, the way you touch him and look at him with those big innocent eyes ;) If you're looking to make a man fall for you it's all about planting that spark of desire, after that you just have to make sure it doesnt go out and give it time to grow. men  become comfortable and attached over time, the longer your with us the more we'll fall for you. unless you're just annoying or in no way (physically or emotionaly) attractive... in which case... sucks for you. now, if you're a gorgeous, sexy, young(respectively) woman, as wrong as it may be, you can pretty much skip the waiting stage.. for you it's as simple as seduce and own. :/
 you're 18 and thing you know this much about women? first off young women to you is jail time.


you're right my bad about men, and honestly pretty good kid.
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#19 | 1090 days ago

 if you note, i said respectively, as in if he's 50 a woman in her 40's is young to him; and to me, MY AGE is young. Also, what do you mean "you're 18 and think you know this much about women?" i dont see where i made any presumptions about women.. just men.. and yes, i do know that much about men, i am one.
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#20 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
stets456 wrote:
if you note, i said respectively, as in if he's 50 a woman in her 40's is young to him; and to me, MY AGE is young. Also, what do you mean "you're 18 and think you know this much about women?" i dont see where i made any presumptions about women.. just men.. and yes, i do know that much about men, i am one.
 lol yes I did i'm sorry I forgot the 
and i gave you a respect. now calm down or i will send you to your room. 



see I didn't forget it this time I even made your double post go away
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#21 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 ok another one.


How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

Q style, How do I love thee?  As much as the 20 bucks I have will buy me. 
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#22 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 sure why not? after all i'm a middle aged lady and you know what they say about that. 
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#23 | 1090 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 lol yes I did i'm sorry I forgot the 
and i gave you a respect. now calm down or i will send you to your room. 



see I didn't forget it this time I even made your double post go away
lol thank you very much. you can still send me to my room though, i gots'a ps3 in there O.O
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#24 | 1090 days ago

 (Edited by Oddfool)
The way to a man's heart is... through the stomach  ( then straight up behind the rib cage)
I've got one  
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#25 | 1090 days ago

before: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
en faniq: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...."


before: "a penny saved is a penny earned"
en faniq: "a penny saved is annoying in the tumble dry cycle."


before: "two wrongs don't make a right"
en faniq: "two wrongs don't make a right, but they were fun so f*ck it."


before: "penny for your thoughts?"
en faniq: "can you break a penny? i'd love to hear what you have to say on this....*sshat"


before: "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
en faniq: "absence makes the heart a-wander."


before: "air the dirty laundry in public"
en faniq: "air the dirty laundry in public....we're doing it right "


before: "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
en faniq: "don't punch a gift horse in the mouth"


before: "laughter is the best medicine"
en faniq: "booze laughter is the best medice"

I've got one  
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#26 | 1090 days ago

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies...
which is exactly why you owe me half of your lottery winnings.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew...
and removes them whenever he decides that wisdom often hurts and isn't for everybody.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger...
so we can get back to work and pay off our gigantic medical bills.

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life...
says the 1% of Qer's who believe this.
I've got one  
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#27 | 1090 days ago

 Oops, failed to follow the instructions     Do over:

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Q Style_ If at first you don't succeed, change your screen name
I've got one  
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#28 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

stets456 wrote:
lol thank you very much. you can still send me to my room though, i gots'a ps3 in there O.O
      ok go to your room!  
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#29 | 1090 days ago

 "Stoners who live in people's houses shouldn't throw glass"

 "Chastity begins at home"

 
Get a life Glenda  
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#30 | 1090 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

play hard to get, take him to a game as a friend, talk smack, and then when it's that time put that kitty cat on him like no other. He will be there for life.
it works i promise
mine won't leave even if i begged him too! lol and my ex's still say I'm the best they ever had
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#31 | 1090 days ago

Old way:  "If at first you don't succeed, try try again"
FanIQ:  "If at first you don't succeed, make a new poll"

Old way:  "A penny saved is a penny earned"
FanIQ:  "A Qbuck saved can be used to buy some hottie a drink"

Old way:  "The early bird gets the worm"
FanIQ:  The early poster (Scott) gets to be Ashlie's friend with benefits for a year"

I've got one  
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#32 | 1090 days ago

  hmm, until i read the posts for instructions, i was just going to say most women believe we don't have a heart.

original "women, can't live with them , can't live without them."

Updated "Women, can't live with them...."
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#33 | 1090 days ago

 hskrdave wrote:
 hmm, until i read the posts for instructions, i was just going to say most women believe we don't have a heart.

original "women, can't live with them , can't live without them."

Updated "Women, can't live with them...."
See and here all this time I thought that saying was "MEN - Can't live with them, can't kill 'em"
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#34 | 1090 days ago

 "Two heads are better than one"

It's hard to improve on that one ..............
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#35 | 1090 days ago

 JrCanuckFan wrote:
See and here all this time I thought that saying was "MEN - Can't live with them, can't kill 'em"
 could be.  never lived with another man.
I've got one  
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#36 | 1090 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish, feed him for life."

Current version:

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.  Then give him half your money and kick yourself in the groin because if you don't do it, the government will do it for you."
Beaneaters  
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#37 | 1090 days ago

 "The squeaky wheel gets the grease"

Q Version: hiiiii i check your profile to like you very much. U r great lady with magic smile and I am prince with many fortunes. May I grease your anoos
I've got one  
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#38 | 1090 days ago

 if you cant beat them join them.......new one if you cant beat them ..shoot them
I've got one  
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#39 | 1090 days ago

 cubsgirl2 wrote:
 sure why not? after all i'm a middle aged lady and you know what they say about that. 
that its easier to get killed by a terrorist than it is to get married after 40.
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#40 | 1090 days ago

 "That in which is striking and beautiful, is not always beautiful, but that which is good is always beautiful."

Q-All that glitters is not gold, but gold always glitters
I've got one  
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#41 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

huskerfan_ia wrote:
"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.  Teach a man to fish, feed him for life."

Current version:

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.  Then give him half your money and kick yourself in the groin because if you don't do it, the government will do it for you."
 Good God Scott! lmao leave it to you. 
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#42 | 1090 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

mojo wrote:
that its easier to get killed by a terrorist than it is to get married after 40.
    





( note to self  make mojo voodoo doll) 
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#43 | 1090 days ago

Silence is golden

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, STFU is priceless!

Get a life Glenda  
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#44 | 1090 days ago

 (Edited by woody050681)
Before-----"Mess with the bull and one usually gets the horns"
Faniq----"Messing  with the bull makes Rogers horny"

Before----"Mind your p's and q's"
Faniq----"Mind your F*cks, b*tch, c*nt, c*ck, sh*t, and an*l sex"

Before--- "Self help is the best help"
Faniq----"Self love is actually the best help"
I've got one  
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#45 | 1090 days ago

 If at first you don't suceed, try, try again.

Q style:   If  at first you don't suceed don't go sky diving.
Sounds to hard.  
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#46 | 1089 days ago

 TVOs wrote:
"Two heads are better than one"

It's hard to improve on that one ..............
hmmmm my comment said  the way to a mans heart is through his stomach then his pants...but it dissapeared?...hmmmmmm tooo honest?
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#47 | 1089 days ago

 I throw an arrow into the air to where it fell I know not where

I wrote an erotic poll in the locker room, to where is it now? I know its doomed
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#48 | 1089 days ago

 The way to a man's heart is to make him feel loved, 
No,I don't feel like it  
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#49 | 1087 days ago

 Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
hmmmm my comment said  the way to a mans heart is through his stomach then his pants...but it dissapeared?...hmmmmmm tooo honest?
Sounds about right to me.
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#50 | 1086 days ago

 ms_hippie_queen wrote:

before: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
en faniq: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...."


before: "a penny saved is a penny earned"
en faniq: "a penny saved is annoying in the tumble dry cycle."


before: "two wrongs don't make a right"
en faniq: "two wrongs don't make a right, but they were fun so f*ck it."


before: "penny for your thoughts?"
en faniq: "can you break a penny? i'd love to hear what you have to say on this....*sshat"


before: "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
en faniq: "absence makes the heart a-wander."


before: "air the dirty laundry in public"
en faniq: "air the dirty laundry in public....we're doing it right "


before: "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
en faniq: "don't punch a gift horse in the mouth"


before: "laughter is the best medicine"
en faniq: "booze laughter is the best medice"

he who turns the other cheek gets hit with the other fist.
Sounds to hard.  
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#51 | 1086 days ago

 huskerfan_ia wrote:
Yeah, that's kinda gay...

not that there's anything wrong with that.
Sounds to hard.  
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#52 | 1086 days ago

 The way to a man's heart is......LEAVE HIS STUFF ALONE !!!
I've got one  
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#53 | 1086 days ago

 "trespassers will b persecuted"
"trespassers will n shot, survivers will b shot again!!"
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#54 | 1084 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

 huskerfan_ia wrote:
Yeah, that's kinda gay...

WTF? uh, ha, yeah, wow, ...... get a room? I heard of being passionate for the sport butta, ha! no, no no no. Geezzzzzz.
Beaneaters  
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#55 | 1084 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

 Is there a trend here? that guy on the bottom is SO trying to get the hell out of that position!
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#56 | 1083 days ago

 make love, not war.  condoms are cheaper, any way... 
when life gives you lemons, it had better also give you water and sugar, or your lemonade is gonna suck !! 
XD
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#57 | 1083 days ago

 richard_cranium wrote:

Silence is golden

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver, STFU is priceless!
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#58 | 1083 days ago

 If at first you don't succeed, hire someone who knows what the f*ck they are doing?
I've got one  
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#59 | 1083 days ago

 sex now ,again,again ,again
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#60 | 1079 days ago
jaiprakash1955 (+)

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
make love, not war.  condoms are cheaper, any way... 
when life gives you lemons, it had better also give you water and sugar, or your lemonade is gonna suck !! 
XD
i do appriciate your views always make love and hate war
Condoms why this china wall in between it has to be natural.
In fact u are not able to differentiate initially appears like lemon but infact these are oranges where u dont need water and sugar .just and get the sweet taste
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#61 | 1079 days ago

 Heard this one this morning:

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day; teach a man to fish, and he eats fish for life.

                         changed to:

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day; teach a man to drill for oil, and nobody eats fish.
I've got one  
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#62 | 1079 days ago
jaiprakash1955 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

before: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
en faniq: "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush...."


before: "a penny saved is a penny earned"
en faniq: "a penny saved is annoying in the tumble dry cycle."


before: "two wrongs don't make a right"
en faniq: "two wrongs don't make a right, but they were fun so f*ck it."


before: "penny for your thoughts?"
en faniq: "can you break a penny? i'd love to hear what you have to say on this....*sshat"


before: "absence makes the heart grow fonder."
en faniq: "absence makes the heart a-wander."


before: "air the dirty laundry in public"
en faniq: "air the dirty laundry in public....we're doing it right "


before: "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"
en faniq: "don't punch a gift horse in the mouth"


before: "laughter is the best medicine"
en faniq: "booze laughter is the best medice"

Dear Queen i dont have even a single.Mountains look morre beautiful from distance
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