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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
 Ok here's the game, you are going to build your Q neighborhood. And each neighborhood there will be the same positions that have to be filled and they are.

1, one town bar, so you have to have one town bartender
2, one town church so you have to have one town pastor
3, one convenience store, so one convenience store owner
4 one town drunk
5, one town gossip
6,one town village idiot
7,one town loose woman(make sure she is ok with it before you name her to the position)
8,one town man whore (same goes for this position)
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person.
ok Q'ers you have your mission have fun
| Closed on 07/27/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
30 Fans 
27%a. I pick
3%b. Hey, I'm the town loose woman
10%c. I think this is silly
43%d. Can I order take out?
17%e. Beaneaters

 &nbp;
TOP COMMENT * * * * * * * * * * * *
#70 | 1060 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
  
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#1 | 1062 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
 1.  bartender...Mr. Rogers cuz just the thought of him pouring me a cosmo while he changes sweaters & shoes is funny
2.  Beaneaters...he'll preach while playin' his guitar
3.  Woody....just cuz
4.  Michael G....everyone loves a drunk clown
5.  Janet...she knows the gay boys with the good scoop...just like me
6.  Oddfool, cuz a horse is a horse, of course, of course....
7. The secretary
8.  DeeRigga...just cuz he has serious swagger
9.  Kramer


Hey, I'm the town loose woman  
#2 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 ok I'll build my neighborhood.
1, bartender, Marcusnyce  I can see him listening to everyone's problems while thinking God I hate you.
2, Pastor, Billiepal, if anyone has patience and virtues it's her
3, store owner, Mr, Rogers, lol cause let's face it his personality is made for it
4,town drunk, Ashlie but shes not a drunk shes just tipsy,and my mom says theirs a difference
5,town gossip, Janet, and whos going to argue with her? No one I can think of has the same air capacity in their lungs.
6, village idiot, JoeLindberg  God bless his kind but slow brain. 
7,The loose woman, Debi, lol just cause shes so not I thought I would let her have fun in this poll.
8,town man whore, Scott, and he just thinks hes doing as many women as he can favors by letting them release stress cause stress is a killer
9, neighborhood watch person, Jess enuf said.  
#3 | 1062 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
1. Bartender- ME because seriously no one except maybe my sis will do it better.
2. Pastor-Cactus_Jack because it would be the strangest church with a mashup of several religions and common sense plus church will be over before kickoff.
3. Store owner-Glenda because she is waay too friendly, thats good for business.
4. Drunk- Norse because i want him standing on the corner yelling end of days type sh*t to everyone.
5. Gossip- janet because she would excel at it.
6. Idiot-Joe_lindberg and Rogers because every town has more than one.
7. Loose woman-country_gal because she doesnt discriminate .
8.Man whore- Marcus_Nyce just because it would be interesting.
9.Watch person-kteacher because she pays attention to detail.
10. Restaurant owner because we have to eat-Richard_cranium.
11. Accountant-hskrdave because for some reason i think he will be good with our money (and he can keep his hot secretary).
12. Landscaper since someone has to cut my grass-Nawlins
13. Mayor-kantwistaye because he's more diplomatic that people realize.
I think this is silly  
#4 | 1062 days ago

(Edited by Joe_L)
1, one town bar, so you have to have one town bartender=  Ashlie
2, one town church so you have to have one town pastor= Rogers
3, one convenience store, so one convenience store owner= Cactus_Jack
4 one town drunk= refer to the bartender {birthday week}
5, one town gossip= plead the 5th on grounds I could be vanished
6,one town village idiot= just one? never mind position filled by Glenda and Ashlie!!
7,one town loose woman(make sure she is ok with it before you name her to the position)=
8,one town man whore (same goes for this position)=
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person.= kteacher
Can I order take out?  
#5 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
1, one town bar, so you have to have one town bartender=  Ashlie
2, one town church so you have to have one town pastor= Rogers
3, one convenience store, so one convenience store owner= Cactus_Jack
4 one town drunk= refer to the bartender {birthday week}
5, one town gossip= plead the 5th on grounds I could be vanished
6,one town village idiot= just one? never mind position filled by Glenda and Ashlie!!
7,one town loose woman(make sure she is ok with it before you name her to the position)=
8,one town man whore (same goes for this position)=
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person.= kteacher
 What the hell? Pick the people would ya.  



(see what I mean about the village idiot) 
#6 | 1062 days ago
Mr_Rogers (+)

(Edited by Mr_Rogers)


1. Cali Kat
2. Pastor Cuddles
3.Jaiprakash1955 ( Dont over think it)
4. Stoney
5. Jane
6. Bishop
7. I'm not even going to go there.
8. Richard Cranium( and I dont care if I didnt ask him )
9. Vindog

#7 | 1062 days ago

(Edited by kteacher)
1. bartender---------------------Kat
2. pastor-------------------------Beans (He'd be the only guitar playing and singing pastor around.)
3. convenient store owner--Clown
4. Drunk-------------------------Marcus
5. Gossip and Entertainment Correspondent-----------------------Janet
6. Village Idiot-----------------duh----Odd Fool
7. Town's Loose Woman Women with a hearts of gold and wicked minds for business---Glenda, Ashlie, Christi, and Debi (the Canadian)
8. Man Whores Everyone Digs------------------------ mine will be in a rotation----Stoney, Derrick, Wiggles, Scott (the Husker fan), and  Young and Older Mike.
9. Neighborhood watch person--Jess


***edited for POOR grammar...shame on me.
Can I order take out?  
#8 | 1062 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 ok I'll build my neighborhood.
1, bartender, Marcusnyce  I can see him listening to everyone's problems while thinking God I hate you.
2, Pastor, Billiepal, if anyone has patience and virtues it's her
3, store owner, Mr, Rogers, lol cause let's face it his personality is made for it
4,town drunk, Ashlie but shes not a drunk shes just tipsy,and my mom says theirs a difference
5,town gossip, Janet, and whos going to argue with her? No one I can think of has the same air capacity in their lungs.
6, village idiot, JoeLindberg  God bless his kind but slow brain. 
7,The loose woman, Debi, lol just cause shes so not I thought I would let her have fun in this poll.
8,town man whore, Scott, and he just thinks hes doing as many women as he can favors by letting them release stress cause stress is a killer
9, neighborhood watch person, Jess enuf said.  
your mom is correct, there is a difference! and i tow the line well. never too much except last night.
I think this is silly  
#9 | 1062 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
 1, one town bartender- Ash
2, one town pastor- McWiggles…just cuz!
3, one convenience store owner-Cactus Jack
4 one town drunk- Ash
5, one town gossip-Janet
6,one town village idiot-Oddfool
7,one town loose woman- Countrygal
8,one town man whore -DeeRigga
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person-Jess
I pick  
#10 | 1062 days ago

*sigh*
#11 | 1062 days ago

   Thank You Teach and Kat.    
#12 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

JrCanuckFan wrote:
*sigh*
 what, I made you a loose woman. 
#13 | 1062 days ago

1, bartender - Kat
2, pastor - Christi sunshine (we're unitarians)
3, store owner - Jessbot (we're fully automated)
4  town drunk - me
5, gossip - we ALL gotta chip in (Gossipedia)
6, idiot - (see town drunk)
7, loose woman - anyone who's ever sent me a PM that started with "Hello Dear,"
8, man whore - Rogs
9, neighborhood watch - J (neck punch!)
Can I order take out?  
#14 | 1062 days ago

I've secured MY spot, I guess. 

1.  Bartender - Ashlie (I know she'll make my diet coke with sugar-added shots just right)
2.  Pastor -  McWiggles (he already speaks in tongues at times)
3.  Convenience Store Owner - Vin (ain't NOBODY gonna try to rob it ... ever)
4.  Town Drunk - Stoney (sorry, it is what it is and you're most likely to fit the bill)
5.  Gossip - Marcus (don't want to say me, and he IS my QMZ partner)
6.  Town Idiot - Rogers (at least now when I call him an idiot constantly there will be an official reason)
7.  Town Slore - Tori (because others said it so I'm assuming she's ok with it)
8.  Town Man-Slore - Dickhead (incessant flirt ... 'nuff said)
9.  Neighborhood Watch - Pocket Mod (makes sense, just sayin')

Can I order take out?  
#15 | 1062 days ago

1, Bartender, Leight & Ash because we have a busy bar.
2, Pastor, Norse, because there are not many who are more well spoken than him.
3, Store owner, Debi, I just think she would be a natural
4, Town drunk, Oh I don't know... I'll pick Michael G  - not because he's drunk but because I think he has the ability to make up think he is.
5, Town gossip, Janet, - hey, at least she tells it like it is - whether you want it or not.
6, Village idiot, Oddfool... the town would not be the same without him. 
7,The loose woman, I'm so green, I would not know one if she bit my rear end.
8, Town man whore, Woody... with an avatar like that, what else would one think? (I'm just jealous of it)
9, Neighborhood watch person, Glenda... sorry guys, but the 'hood goes to pot without her
10, Education superintendant,  Kteach - could there be another.
11, Mayor, Vindog
#16 | 1062 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

marcus_nyce wrote:
1, bartender - Kat
2, pastor - Christi sunshine (we're unitarians)
3, store owner - Jessbot (we're fully automated)
4  town drunk - me
5, gossip - we ALL gotta chip in (Gossipedia)
6, idiot - (see town drunk)
7, loose woman - anyone who's ever sent me a PM that started with "Hello Dear,"
8, man whore - Rogs
9, neighborhood watch - J (neck punch!)
Hello Dear,   
#17 | 1061 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
1, bartender - Kat
2, pastor - Christi sunshine (we're unitarians)
3, store owner - Jessbot (we're fully automated)
4  town drunk - me
5, gossip - we ALL gotta chip in (Gossipedia)
6, idiot - (see town drunk)
7, loose woman - anyone who's ever sent me a PM that started with "Hello Dear,"
8, man whore - Rogs
9, neighborhood watch - J (neck punch!)
You promised you wouldn't tell.  
Beaneaters  
#18 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 I like the addition of a mayor, my mayor would be drummer he's kinda cool. And police chief would be big mike. Fire chief would be Kramer cause hes so responsible. 
#19 | 1061 days ago

Well if it's my town, i'm going to be the mayor, and "Jane" wilil be my first lady.. She said she wanted a chance to wear sensible dresses and smart shoes.. So there you go.. Which should also make for good times for the local reporters as we will find out whose sordid past is revealed first and/or more thoroughly leading to scandal and possibly revocation of office

bartender - Leigh (it's an important job)
pastor - Jesus
store owner - Beans (just a friendly place to go)
town drunks - Ash and Marcus
gossiper - I know who you are
idiot - bayareabeast
loose women - I am not falling for this
man whore - Rogs, but Richard_Cranium is giving him a run for his money
neighborhood watch - Norse (I can see him running around in a viking helmet and long bow in his underwear chasing those pesky troublemakers)
I think this is silly  
#20 | 1061 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Well if it's my town, i'm going to be the mayor, and "Jane" wilil be my first lady.. She said she wanted a chance to wear sensible dresses and smart shoes.. So there you go.. Which should also make for good times for the local reporters as we will find out whose sordid past is revealed first and/or more thoroughly leading to scandal and possibly revocation of office

bartender - Leigh (it's an important job)
pastor - Jesus
store owner - Beans (just a friendly place to go)
town drunks - Ash and Marcus
gossiper - I know who you are
idiot - bayareabeast
loose women - I am not falling for this
man whore - Rogs, but Richard_Cranium is giving him a run for his money
neighborhood watch - Norse (I can see him running around in a viking helmet and long bow in his underwear chasing those pesky troublemakers)
Thanks for that last one. Gave me a pretty nice visual.
Can I order take out?  
#21 | 1061 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Thanks for that last one. Gave me a pretty nice visual.
How hilarious would that be?
I think this is silly  
#22 | 1061 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Well if it's my town, i'm going to be the mayor, and "Jane" wilil be my first lady.. She said she wanted a chance to wear sensible dresses and smart shoes.. So there you go.. Which should also make for good times for the local reporters as we will find out whose sordid past is revealed first and/or more thoroughly leading to scandal and possibly revocation of office

bartender - Leigh (it's an important job)
pastor - Jesus
store owner - Beans (just a friendly place to go)
town drunks - Ash and Marcus
gossiper - I know who you are
idiot - bayareabeast
loose women - I am not falling for this
man whore - Rogs, but Richard_Cranium is giving him a run for his money
neighborhood watch - Norse (I can see him running around in a viking helmet and long bow in his underwear chasing those pesky troublemakers)
Just remember, first intern with a "toothpaste" stain on her dress and I'm taking half and writing a tell-all for Oprah's Book Club.  
Can I order take out?  
#23 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well it seems that the towns are getting bigger soon we will all be complaining that it's a city. 

And the toothpaste could be from a check up Janet geez jealous wife. 
#24 | 1061 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
janet011685 wrote:
Just remember, first intern with a "toothpaste" stain on her dress and I'm taking half and writing a tell-all for Oprah's Book Club.  
tell - ALL?
I think this is silly  
#25 | 1061 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I like the addition of a mayor, my mayor would be drummer he's kinda cool. And police chief would be big mike. Fire chief would be Kramer cause hes so responsible. 
Why thank ya Glenda, but, I'm keeping the key to the city for myself,.... the REAL key to the city, go get me a big screen TV
at the local electronics store. Wow, I'm acting like a politician already.
Can I order take out?  
#26 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
tell - ALL?
 Don't worry that can't happen with as much as Janet talks and Oprahs leaving after this season, she will only get through  a quarter of it. 
#27 | 1061 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Don't worry that can't happen with as much as Janet talks and Oprahs leaving after this season, she will only get through  a quarter of it. 
Whatever, there's always Tyra...  oh wait.  Nevermind.  Ricki La... dammit!  Is Sally Jesse still around?  No. 
Well, I can sink to the epitome of all that is classless ... microphone check, 1-2, 1-2 ... go Wendy.  






Can I order take out?  
#28 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Whatever, there's always Tyra...  oh wait.  Nevermind.  Ricki La... dammit!  Is Sally Jesse still around?  No. 
Well, I can sink to the epitome of all that is classless ... microphone check, 1-2, 1-2 ... go Wendy.  






 Who? 
#29 | 1061 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Who? 
That hurt my heart a little.  

(Wendy Williams)
Can I order take out?  
#30 | 1061 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
That hurt my heart a little.  

(Wendy Williams)
I like her wig
I think this is silly  
#31 | 1061 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

(Edited by Drummer99)
I'm a first-timer at this kinda stuff, so, bear with me.


town bartender~~~ Norse - I'm sure he could mix one bad-a$$ drink. Also listen to the towns troubles and give the patrons advice as he pours them another.

town pastor~~~ Coyotedances- He'll be our preacher man,

convenience store owner~~~ Scott, he seems to have control, he can sure own our store, uhhh, actually his store.

(This is NOT easy ppl!!!)

one town drunk~~~ Oddfool, no reason other than I can't think of anybody else at the moment. sorry JC.

one town gossip~~~ Cuddles? no rhyme or reason.

town village idiot~~~ Michael G, what a clown,

town loose woman~~~ Yeah, about that, ...... well, she ain't on the "Loose" anymore, shes in the town jail.

town man whore~~~ good grief, I guess ME!!! No i'm NOT, but, I'll play the part.

neighborhood watch person~~~ Mk-Donley, I have confidence he could do the job.

mayor~~~ Glenda, I'm returning the favor.

Fire chief~~~ Icfeet

police chief~~~ Vindog, go sickem!!!
Can I order take out?  
#32 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
That hurt my heart a little.  

(Wendy Williams)
 your what? did you say heart? 
#33 | 1061 days ago

Drummer99 wrote:
I'm a first-timer at this kinda stuff, so, bear with me.


town bartender~~~ Norse - I'm sure he could mix one bad-a$$ drink. Also listen to the towns troubles and give the patrons advice as he pours them another.

town pastor~~~ Coyotedances- He'll be our preacher man,

convenience store owner~~~ Scott, he seems to have control, he can sure own our store, uhhh, actually his store.

(This is NOT easy ppl!!!)

one town drunk~~~ Oddfool, no reason other than I can't think of anybody else at the moment. sorry JC.

one town gossip~~~ Cuddles? no rhyme or reason.

town village idiot~~~ Michael G, what a clown,

town loose woman~~~ Yeah, about that, ...... well, she ain't on the "Loose" anymore, shes in the town jail.

town man whore~~~ good grief, I guess ME!!! No i'm NOT, but, I'll play the part.

neighborhood watch person~~~ Mk-Donley, I have confidence he could do the job.

mayor~~~ Glenda, I'm returning the favor.

Fire chief~~~ Icfeet

police chief~~~ Vindog, go sickem!!!
And he chooses the guy who doesn't drink.    LOL
#34 | 1061 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

Oddfool wrote:
And he chooses the guy who doesn't drink.    LOL
Yeah, see how good I am at this? geezzz. Sorry dude.
Can I order take out?  
#35 | 1061 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 your what? did you say heart? 
My bad ...  must have just been my spleen.  
Can I order take out?  
#36 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
My bad ...  must have just been my spleen.  
 There's the Janet that I know and love, whew there for a minute I was afraid it was an attack of the pod people. 
#37 | 1061 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 There's the Janet that I know and love, whew there for a minute I was afraid it was an attack of the pod people. 
(Psst, might still be...you just caught a slip-up by the replacement entity...I'd keep an eye on her for a while.)
#38 | 1061 days ago

bartendar --Janet  (oh wait..that's the gay bar)
pastor--- hskrdave (he may be too busy deleting posts)
convenience store --Nadar & Somi (duh)
drunk--Woody
gossip--can't have one here--the whole locker room qualifies
Idiot--Me of course
I'll just put wanted woman---Leigh & Violet  of course
Wanted man--I don't give a f**k
Miss Crabtree (Teacher) ---Becky of course
Neighborhood watch---Kobe...she knows what everybody is doing
Can I order take out?  
#39 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

What have i done to become the village idiot?
#40 | 1061 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
Please get the title right...Personal ASSistant!
I pick  
#41 | 1061 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
What have i done to become the village idiot?
I would say refer to today's filter error poll!! 
Can I order take out?  
#42 | 1061 days ago

Joe_L wrote:
I would say refer to today's filter error poll!! 
good call.
I think this is silly  
#43 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Sounds like im finally in a clique! I didnt even have to fill out any applications!
#44 | 1061 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
Sounds like im finally in a clique! I didnt even have to fill out any applications!
slow down tito. It's still early.
I think this is silly  
#45 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Yeah i was thinking it was too good to be true. 
#46 | 1061 days ago

*snort*
I think this is silly  
#47 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

I get the feeling we're not talking about partaking in baked goods.
#48 | 1061 days ago



*waiting*
Can I order take out?  
#49 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Honey buns? Cinnamon buns? Sticky buns?
#50 | 1061 days ago

definitely Sticky!
I think this is silly  
#51 | 1061 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
Honey buns? Cinnamon buns? Sticky buns?
Doesn't matter the flavor, as long as they are fresh!!
Can I order take out?  
#52 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Great! My favorite. Ill take a dozen.
#53 | 1061 days ago
Superjunkie999 (+)

Joe_L wrote:
Doesn't matter the flavor, as long as they are fresh!!
So who is doing the baking?
#54 | 1061 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Wow......Pastor and Bartender.....two of the same in some ways--COOL!

I'm a bit relieved as well.....I thought I'd be that weird guy that walks the streets mumbling to himself....
#55 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
NorseHeathen wrote:
Wow......Pastor and Bartender.....two of the same in some ways--COOL!

I'm a bit relieved as well.....I thought I'd be that weird guy that walks the streets mumbling to himself....
 Nope this is fantasy 
#56 | 1061 days ago

Superjunkie999 wrote:
So who is doing the baking?
refer to post 52, the one with the Crisco!!
Can I order take out?  
#57 | 1061 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Wow......Pastor and Bartender.....two of the same in some ways--COOL!

I'm a bit relieved as well.....I thought I'd be that weird guy that walks the streets mumbling to himself....
uhhh...i picked that for you, right?
I think this is silly  
#58 | 1061 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
uhhh...i picked that for you, right?
Heh, heh......yea, but little did you know that I have set up my sleeping box in the alley behind your house.....
#59 | 1061 days ago

OK, here goes:
Bartender= Vindog. He'll be perfect.
Pastor= Me
Convenience Store Owner= Norse
Town Drunk= OddFool
One Town Gossip= Cuddles ( Sorry Sweetheart)
Village Idiot = MichaelG
Loose Woman = Any gorgeous sexy chick on the Q (Glenda included) it doesnt matter
If any dude lists me under the "one town man whore" I'll punch him right in the nose!!!
Neighborhood Watch Person = Jess of course!
I pick  
#60 | 1061 days ago

Drummer99 wrote:
I'm a first-timer at this kinda stuff, so, bear with me.


town bartender~~~ Norse - I'm sure he could mix one bad-a$$ drink. Also listen to the towns troubles and give the patrons advice as he pours them another.

town pastor~~~ Coyotedances- He'll be our preacher man,

convenience store owner~~~ Scott, he seems to have control, he can sure own our store, uhhh, actually his store.

(This is NOT easy ppl!!!)

one town drunk~~~ Oddfool, no reason other than I can't think of anybody else at the moment. sorry JC.

one town gossip~~~ Cuddles? no rhyme or reason.

town village idiot~~~ Michael G, what a clown,

town loose woman~~~ Yeah, about that, ...... well, she ain't on the "Loose" anymore, shes in the town jail.

town man whore~~~ good grief, I guess ME!!! No i'm NOT, but, I'll play the part.

neighborhood watch person~~~ Mk-Donley, I have confidence he could do the job.

mayor~~~ Glenda, I'm returning the favor.

Fire chief~~~ Icfeet

police chief~~~ Vindog, go sickem!!!
Thank you for putting me under "Neighborhood Watch Person". You my friend, are one cool dude!
I pick  
#61 | 1061 days ago


1, one town bar, so you have to have one town bartender.....i pick glenda for bar tender..she is agreeable and gets along well with guys and girls
2, one town church so you have to have one town pastor-  beans...and sir norse..the  sermons would be enlightening!
3, one convenience store, so one convenience store owner- going with tim neworlenas luver..hes is friendly and would be ok with special orders
4 one town drunk-hmmmm....who drinks alot?..i vote for them
5, one town gossip- taking the 5th!
6,one town village idiot- its an equal opportunity town..we all take turns:)
7,one town loose woman(make sure she is ok with it before you name her to the position)- hmmm can we call her free spirited instead?
8,one town man whore (same goes for this position)-.....who is applying?
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person.- Vin dog of course!! he always has our backs!
ok Q'ers you have your mission have fun- clown mike an dodd fool and richard c. lead the pack to funille..ok so not exciting but my virginity is now slurped up
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Closes 28 days | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
I pick
Hey, I'm the town loose woman
I think this is silly
Can I order take out?
Beaneaters
9
I pick  
#62 | 1061 days ago

kteacher wrote:
1. bartender---------------------Kat
2. pastor-------------------------Beans (He'd be the only guitar playing and singing pastor around.)
3. convenient store owner--Clown
4. Drunk-------------------------Marcus
5. Gossip and Entertainment Correspondent-----------------------Janet
6. Village Idiot-----------------duh----Odd Fool
7. Town's Loose Woman Women with a hearts of gold and wicked minds for business---Glenda, Ashlie, Christi, and Debi (the Canadian)
8. Man Whores Everyone Digs------------------------ mine will be in a rotation----Stoney, Derrick, Wiggles, Scott (the Husker fan), and  Young and Older Mike.
9. Neighborhood watch person--Jess


***edited for POOR grammar...shame on me.
a great list  you inspired me to take a chance and try..though i dont know most of you very well..but i stepped out of my comfrt zone and tried.......and you are on holiday...no correcting grammer...makesme feel better when others mess up..caus eim the quuen there:)
I pick  
#63 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:

1, one town bar, so you have to have one town bartender.....i pick glenda for bar tender..she is agreeable and gets along well with guys and girls
2, one town church so you have to have one town pastor-  beans...and sir norse..the  sermons would be enlightening!
3, one convenience store, so one convenience store owner- going with tim neworlenas luver..hes is friendly and would be ok with special orders
4 one town drunk-hmmmm....who drinks alot?..i vote for them
5, one town gossip- taking the 5th!
6,one town village idiot- its an equal opportunity town..we all take turns:)
7,one town loose woman(make sure she is ok with it before you name her to the position)- hmmm can we call her free spirited instead?
8,one town man whore (same goes for this position)-.....who is applying?
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person.- Vin dog of course!! he always has our backs!
ok Q'ers you have your mission have fun- clown mike an dodd fool and richard c. lead the pack to funille..ok so not exciting but my virginity is now slurped up
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Closes 28 days | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
I pick
Hey, I'm the town loose woman
I think this is silly
Can I order take out?
Beaneaters
9
 nice im the bartender i like it. you did well way to go   that means i am oor sorry
#64 | 1061 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
a great list  you inspired me to take a chance and try..though i dont know most of you very well..but i stepped out of my comfrt zone and tried.......and you are on holiday...no correcting grammer...makesme feel better when others mess up..caus eim the quuen there:)
Can I order take out?  
#65 | 1061 days ago

bartender - Ashlie
pastor - Norse
convenience store owner - McWiggles
town drunk - Derms
town gossip - Janet
village idiot - Woody
loose woman - Leigh
man whore - umm...Marcus?
neighborhood watch person - Jess
Can I order take out?  
#66 | 1061 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

mk_donley wrote:
Thank you for putting me under "Neighborhood Watch Person". You my friend, are one cool dude!
 wow way cool another one of my cub friends are here!!! woo hoo!!!!  We are taking over the Q !!!!
#67 | 1061 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 wow way cool another one of my cub friends are here!!! woo hoo!!!!  We are taking over the Q !!!!
Too bad your team can't take over the Pirates like that.
Can I order take out?  
#68 | 1061 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 1, one town bartender- Ash
2, one town pastor- McWiggles…just cuz!
3, one convenience store owner-Cactus Jack
4 one town drunk- Ash
5, one town gossip-Janet
6,one town village idiot-Oddfool
7,one town loose woman- Countrygal
8,one town man whore -DeeRigga
9, and finally one neighborhood watch person-Jess

At least SumBooby got it right!!!

Who doesn't want a pastor with a lisp!???

#69 | 1061 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

I've secured MY spot, I guess. 

1.  Bartender - Ashlie (I know she'll make my diet coke with sugar-added shots just right)
2.  Pastor -  McWiggles (he already speaks in tongues at times)
3.  Convenience Store Owner - Vin (ain't NOBODY gonna try to rob it ... ever)
4.  Town Drunk - Stoney (sorry, it is what it is and you're most likely to fit the bill)
5.  Gossip - Marcus (don't want to say me, and he IS my QMZ partner)
6.  Town Idiot - Rogers (at least now when I call him an idiot constantly there will be an official reason)
7.  Town Slore - Tori (because others said it so I'm assuming she's ok with it)
8.  Town Man-Slore - Dickhead (incessant flirt ... 'nuff said)
9.  Neighborhood Watch - Pocket Mod (makes sense, just sayin')

Rock on!!  Two pair!!! 
#70 | 1060 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
#71 | 1060 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kramer wrote:
Too bad your team can't take over the Pirates like that.
 
#72 | 1060 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
 That was the best 
I pick  
#73 | 1060 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
 lol, very nice. 
#74 | 1060 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
I think this is silly  
#75 | 1060 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
Hitman?  
Well, in some circles I have been known as Stella the Fish.   


Can I order take out?  
#76 | 1060 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Bartender - Kat ... cuz she couldn't get the shotgun hidden in her garter
Town Drunk - Marcus and Norse kinda take turns on the soap box
Pastor - Leigh ... when prayer doesn't quite do it, milkshakes and motorboats  seem to
Gas Station Owner - Vin ... nevermind the arsenal in the basement
Used Carlot Owner - Woody ... jus keep 'gawkin' at the sales ladies and all will be fine ... "Trust Him"
Harlot - Christi .... you know she's got a gun in her garter!!  she's bad like that!
Mamasan - Cuddles ... you don't make good with her and none of the broads will!!!
Neighborhood Watch - Glenda ... guns are a last resort
Sherrif - Jess ... if anyone's like Annie Oakley!!!
Butcher - Cactus Jack ... don't worry about what the meat is, just get it and get the F on!
Barber - Ashlie ... somebody's gotta feed the gossiper
Mortician - Stoney ... somebody's gotta ditch the bodies J-J leaves behind
Hitman - Janet ... yeh I said that right ... "WHAT???"
School Principal - Kteach ... "what's with all the confessions???"  and "what exactly is the nature of your relationship with the mayor?"  *nerd laugh*

Mayor - Beans ... you saw him with Janet and Leigh downstairs, drinkin at the bar in the "hotel" Kat bartends at???  not for long you don't!
Attorney General - Mr Rogers ... say "what again MF'er, I dare you!!!  SAYYYY WHATTTTTTT AGAIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!"
Reverend of the "State Church"- McWiggle and his Band of Miscreants and Rabble Rowzers ... "Trust me ... you will Fn believe!!!"
Mamasan?  Is that kinda, sorta like the madam of the brothel? 
Beaneaters  
#77 | 1060 days ago

mk_donley wrote:
OK, here goes:
Bartender= Vindog. He'll be perfect.
Pastor= Me
Convenience Store Owner= Norse
Town Drunk= OddFool
One Town Gossip= Cuddles ( Sorry Sweetheart)
Village Idiot = MichaelG
Loose Woman = Any gorgeous sexy chick on the Q (Glenda included) it doesnt matter
If any dude lists me under the "one town man whore" I'll punch him right in the nose!!!
Neighborhood Watch Person = Jess of course!
Another who chooses the non-drinker as the town drunk.  (did someone put a sign on my back or something?)
#78 | 1060 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

Oddfool wrote:
Another who chooses the non-drinker as the town drunk.  (did someone put a sign on my back or something?)
I was gonna put you as the Village Idiot, which I'm sure you woulda appreciated, but, a drunk Clown?....  it would be chaos for the kiddies. Maybe even the adults
Can I order take out?  
#79 | 1060 days ago

The fact that I'm on this anywhere is Crazy...but as the Man Ho...



I need a respectable job, tho...can I coach the Varsity basketball team at the local college?
Can I order take out?  
#80 | 1060 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
The fact that I'm on this anywhere is Crazy...but as the Man Ho...



I need a respectable job, tho...can I coach the Varsity basketball team at the local college?
 No 





#81 | 1060 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 No 





WHY??    Can't just stand on the corner!! 
Wait a minute!! 
Can I order take out?  
#82 | 1060 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
WHY??    Can't just stand on the corner!! 
Wait a minute!! 
 It's not like that it's a man whore you know like Sloan on Greys anatomy it's a very cool job trust me. 
#83 | 1060 days ago

Okay...But just cuz you reassured me.

I'm the Ho...I mean MAN...for the job!!
Can I order take out?  
#84 | 1060 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Okay...But just cuz you reassured me.

I'm the Ho...I mean MAN...for the job!!
wow.
I think this is silly  
#85 | 1060 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 It's not like that it's a man whore you know like Sloan on Greys anatomy it's a very cool job trust me. 
Then let's make it official...I need a theme song...

I got it!!

Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg
 
Yo mic check 1-2, 1-2
We in the house
Yeah come on
20-10 Yo The D E E  kickin' off in your Mutha F****** Azz...
So ya best be duckin' fast
Yo Stoney… is ya being a boss
VinDogg…what's up wit' dat sauce?
Dis is it
Yo "D" step on that (shhh)

I ain't 2 proud, I ain't 2 proud 2 beg
Thinkin' short of what you got
Better get it while it's hot
Ain't no better love than your own
Unmistakin' urge 2 be sexin' with society
How can you be happy alone

[Bridge:]
When I need 2 feel love
Why wait 4 so long
Cause I ain't 2 proud 2 beg
4 something that I call my own
And I want 2 be touched
And feeling so much see cause
Everybody needs some good lovin'

[Chorus:]
Yo if I need it in the morning or the middle of the night
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
If the lovin' is strong then I got it goin' on and
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
2 inches or a yard rock hard or when I’m saggin'
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
So it ain't like I'm braggin' just jump on the paddywagon cause
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg, I ain't 2 proud 2 beg

Screaming' loud and holdin' sheets
Scared that you'll be called a freak
Gotta let it go while you can
Ain't 2 proud 2 beg you see
Cause my mami belongs 2 me
And I know that she understands

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

Yo Dee Rigga kick that rap

Realize the realism of reality treats
Us both the same
Cause satisfaction is the name of this game
So I choose to explain it's evident
Dee don't mean the rest of my body is irrelevant
In other words let's refresh your head
About pullin' down curtains and breakin' da waterbed
Yeah I like it when I (kiss)
Both sets of lips
Oooh That’s the Dee Rigga tip

I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (I ain't 2 proud 2 beg)
What I call my own
Just you and me (uh)
Heyyyyyyy

[Bridge]

[Chorus]

I ain't 2 proud 2 beg
Gigolos of tha Q ain’t 2 proud 2 beg
I ain't 2 proud 2 beg (no)
 
I think that'll work!!
Can I order take out?  
#86 | 1059 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
*sigh*
no eventually it happens on odd days
I pick  
#87 | 1059 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Mamasan?  Is that kinda, sorta like the madam of the brothel? 
It is a term used to describe a woman like that in some places, yes, but I didn't learn that until after I left Japan ...

While I was there the "Mamasan" was a older woman who came around every week and took all the requests from everyone who needed something ... she would then contract with other ladies to get all of the work done very quickly.

So, I learned that mamasan was a good woman, older in years, who had the respect of all the younger ones ................. you cross mamasan, and you can forget about even attempting to talk to any of the ladies who knew her.

:)
#88 | 1059 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
It is a term used to describe a woman like that in some places, yes, but I didn't learn that until after I left Japan ...

While I was there the "Mamasan" was a older woman who came around every week and took all the requests from everyone who needed something ... she would then contract with other ladies to get all of the work done very quickly.

So, I learned that mamasan was a good woman, older in years, who had the respect of all the younger ones ................. you cross mamasan, and you can forget about even attempting to talk to any of the ladies who knew her.

:)
My parents lived with a Mamasan and Papasan when they were stationed in South Korea.  Came back with lots of pictures and souvenirs, and a mean ass kimchi recipe.  
Can I order take out?  
#89 | 1059 days ago

okay,  i'll be designated driver for the drunk.  and put the town loose woman in the car and i'd be happy to DRIVE HER home.
I pick  
#90 | 1057 days ago

smtsaran wrote:
no eventually it happens on odd days
a good spirit will clear mind will finish a day off with pleasantry of surprises
I pick  
#91 | 1057 days ago

smtsaran wrote:
a good spirit will clear mind will finish a day off with pleasantry of surprises
Jai?
I think this is silly  
#92 | 1057 days ago

I just wish I knew more of you ppl better to guess
Beaneaters  
#93 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
Well, leave it to me to buck the status quo.......here's my list (apologies if I missed anyone):

Local Disc Jockey’s: Michael G, Violet, Dream Machine, and Pop Tart
College Athletic Director: Dee Rigga
Super Junkie: Local (revolving door) hotel manager
Ms Hippy Queen: the town’s free spirit that reminds people to live, and not just exist
Kobe Lova: Hospital Administrator
K Teacher: Secretary of Education and Children’s Affairs
Marcus: The businessman that ran Wal*Mart out of town.
Janet: Social advocate / activist (chisled her name onto a step of city hall)….
Drummer99: Priest
Husker Fan IA: Pastor
Mk_Donkey: Minister
Cuddles: Charities administrator
Jahiegel: Local Devil’s Advocate--so all aspects are considered
Sin1919: Ambassador
Som6: Cultural Liaison for International Relations
Billie: Town Psychoanalyst
Noti4: Secretary of Foreign Relations
Woody: Women’s Clothing Designer (his avatar is an example of one of his designs)
One Good Readhead: Medical Research Advocate
Kramer: Local University President
Ojekeme: Dean of Academics
Christy Sunshine: University Athletic Director
Becks_Raiderfan: Police Chief
MN Star 59: Military Ground Defense Commander
Martin Tide: Military Air Defense Commander
City Councilman: McWiggle, Sick Puppy, Stoney, Odd Fool, Cactus Jack, BeanEaters
Vin Dog: Mayor
Blonde Kitten: Doctor
Jeet Kaybee: International Business Liaison
CoyoteDances: Director of Domestic Buisness
WyldePHX: Sports talk-show host
Shermands9: Social Critic (Movies, Music, other Entertainment)
Icfeet: Town’s Chief Justice
Cubs Girl: Town Arbitrator
Cali Kat: Social Events Coordinator
Jr Canuck Fan: Muscle-car designer
JerseyBabe: Local Sports Journalist
JHouTxFan: Economics Advisor
BC Chops: Aesthetics Director
Joe Lindberg: Historical Researcher
Country Gal:  Biker Chick (they rule!)
Biker Baby: Biker Chick (see above)
Ironhead Mike: Town Fitness Coordinator
WISAC1: Director of Logistics and Trade
Helen: Local Wellness / Relations Coordinator
Vikings4us: Cold Weather Survivalist
Kantwistaye: Local News media Director
Myself: Street-corner philosopher
#94 | 1056 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Well, leave it to me to buck the status quo.......here's my list (apologies if I missed anyone):

Local Disc Jockey’s: Michael G, Violet, Dream Machine, and Pop Tart
College Athletic Director: Dee Rigga
Super Junkie: Local (revolving door) hotel manager
Ms Hippy Queen: the town’s free spirit that reminds people to live, and not just exist
Kobe Lova: Hospital Administrator
K Teacher: Secretary of Education and Children’s Affairs
Marcus: The businessman that ran Wal*Mart out of town.
Janet: Social advocate / activist (chisled her name onto a step of city hall)….
Drummer99: Priest
Husker Fan IA: Pastor
Mk_Donkey: Minister
Cuddles: Charities administrator
Jahiegel: Local Devil’s Advocate--so all aspects are considered
Sin1919: Ambassador
Som6: Cultural Liaison for International Relations
Billie: Town Psychoanalyst
Noti4: Secretary of Foreign Relations
Woody: Women’s Clothing Designer (his avatar is an example of one of his designs)
One Good Readhead: Medical Research Advocate
Kramer: Local University President
Ojekeme: Dean of Academics
Christy Sunshine: University Athletic Director
Becks_Raiderfan: Police Chief
MN Star 59: Military Ground Defense Commander
Martin Tide: Military Air Defense Commander
City Councilman: McWiggle, Sick Puppy, Stoney, Odd Fool, Cactus Jack, BeanEaters
Vin Dog: Mayor
Blonde Kitten: Doctor
Jeet Kaybee: International Business Liaison
CoyoteDances: Director of Domestic Buisness
WyldePHX: Sports talk-show host
Shermands9: Social Critic (Movies, Music, other Entertainment)
Icfeet: Town’s Chief Justice
Cubs Girl: Town Arbitrator
Cali Kat: Social Events Coordinator
Jr Canuck Fan: Muscle-car designer
JerseyBabe: Local Sports Journalist
JHouTxFan: Economics Advisor
BC Chops: Aesthetics Director
Joe Lindberg: Historical Researcher
Country Gal:  Biker Chick (they rule!)
Biker Baby: Biker Chick (see above)
Ironhead Mike: Town Fitness Coordinator
WISAC1: Director of Logistics and Trade
Helen: Local Wellness / Relations Coordinator
Vikings4us: Cold Weather Survivalist
Kantwistaye: Local News media Director
Myself: Street-corner philosopher
Cold Weather Survivalist... I am that !! Bring on the heat at anytime.... I need a break from the cold. Even though today is 90.. Tomorrow might be 50. No I am not joking... Thanks Lake Superior!  
Beaneaters  
#95 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Yea, considering our conversation yesterday, I thought you'd like that one....heh, heh!
#96 | 1056 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:
Cold Weather Survivalist... I am that !! Bring on the heat at anytime.... I need a break from the cold. Even though today is 90.. Tomorrow might be 50. No I am not joking... Thanks Lake Superior!  
 Whats an arbitrator do? 
#97 | 1056 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

   I hope it means I get to kick people out of the town! 




just kidding I wouldn't do that to you. now what in the hell does it mean. is it like the person who mediates 
#98 | 1056 days ago
bcchop (+)

members are dropping like flys..... who's next???
#99 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Arbitration is a means to settle a dispute.  Whereas both/all parties avoid taking their grievances through the court process and agree to adhere to the decision of the one hearing all sides of the dispute--the arbitrator.  It's kind of like the towns "adversity cooler".
#100 | 1056 days ago
bcchop (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
Arbitration is a means to settle a dispute.  Whereas both/all parties avoid taking their grievances through the court process and agree to adhere to the decision of the one hearing all sides of the dispute--the arbitrator.  It's kind of like the towns "adversity cooler".
WAS NO DISPUTE,     WAS NO ARBITRATION............
#101 | 1056 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Yea, considering our conversation yesterday, I thought you'd like that one....heh, heh!
Whoa!!... Great work I think we're covered!
#102 | 1056 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
Arbitration is a means to settle a dispute.  Whereas both/all parties avoid taking their grievances through the court process and agree to adhere to the decision of the one hearing all sides of the dispute--the arbitrator.  It's kind of like the towns "adversity cooler".
 cool I can do that and they HAVE to listen to what I decide? I'm mclovin it. thanks I got the best job in the whole world!!!@
#103 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

bcchop wrote:
WAS NO DISPUTE,     WAS NO ARBITRATION............
There were CoC violations though, and those aren't subject to arbitration.  This is an imaginary thread...a "what if" that people can fill out either in the spirit of humor, seriousness based upon an individuals presentation in the Q, etc.

Why are you turning three different threads into soap-boxes for your discontent on the banning of a certain individual(s)?
#104 | 1056 days ago
bcchop (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
There were CoC violations though, and those aren't subject to arbitration.  This is an imaginary thread...a "what if" that people can fill out either in the spirit of humor, seriousness based upon an individuals presentation in the Q, etc.

Why are you turning three different threads into soap-boxes for your discontent on the banning of a certain individual(s)?
FOR THE BANNINF OF MY SELF FOR UNDUE REASON . I DO NOT TAKE ABUSE FROM ANY ONE FOR NO APPARENT REASON!!!!  I WAS CONTACTED ABOUT THE PICTURES AND I SAID "OK I'LL NOT POST THEM AGAIN " BUT WAS STILL DELETED...SO WHY SHOULD I CARE IF I UP SET SOME ONE EALSE'S SENSE  OF RIGHT AND WRONG.. SOME ONE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS LONG AGO AND MAYBE THERE WOULD BE LESS 1 SIDEDNESS NOW..
#105 | 1056 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Crap I asked poor nikki im sure she thinks im insane now. 
#106 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

The one-sidedness is something you've created in your head.  I've had photos deleted when I was new.  The mods let me know that although the picture I put up was a costume, it still depicted an unacceptable perception that wasn't allowed on the Q.  No big deal.  As for the photos being deleted, if they're not acceptable--they're not acceptable.  Thus, they must be removed.
#107 | 1056 days ago
bcchop (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
The one-sidedness is something you've created in your head.  I've had photos deleted when I was new.  The mods let me know that although the picture I put up was a costume, it still depicted an unacceptable perception that wasn't allowed on the Q.  No big deal.  As for the photos being deleted, if they're not acceptable--they're not acceptable.  Thus, they must be removed.
I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THE DELETING OF THE PHOTO'S . YOU SAY YOU HAD PHOTO'S DELETED  . WAS YOUR ACCOUNT? I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH YOU NORSEHEATHEN. I HAVE NOT HAD  PROBLEMS WITH  HARDLY ANY ONE . BUT I HAVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ATTACKED AND IT IS VERY SELECTIVE AS TO WHO GET'S DELETED OR EVEN SAID ANYTHING TO.  JUST LIKE THE THREAD LAST NIGHT SHOWING THAT PEOPLE WERE SCHEMING AGINST OTHERS. IT DID NOT LAST LONG...
#108 | 1056 days ago
bcchop (+)

WHAT ? NOTHING ? NO ADMINASTRATORS  HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY... WHAT A SUPRIZE
#109 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Well, that goes with the chronology of the site.  A few months ago, there was a HUGE bru-ha-ha about the "gray areas" in the Code of Conduct.  Attributed to the dissension within the community, the CoC was re-evaluated, and "solidified" so that the gray areas were addressed with a rigid interpretation.  The first picture I had deleted was before the re-evaluation of the current CoC.  If I had posted those Michelle Green SOBE pictures, I'm sure I would have.
#110 | 1056 days ago

Lioyd your back, What's up buddy
#111 | 1056 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 you know what never mind i changed my mind.
#112 | 1056 days ago
sin1919 (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
Well, leave it to me to buck the status quo.......here's my list (apologies if I missed anyone):

Local Disc Jockey’s: Michael G, Violet, Dream Machine, and Pop Tart
College Athletic Director: Dee Rigga
Super Junkie: Local (revolving door) hotel manager
Ms Hippy Queen: the town’s free spirit that reminds people to live, and not just exist
Kobe Lova: Hospital Administrator
K Teacher: Secretary of Education and Children’s Affairs
Marcus: The businessman that ran Wal*Mart out of town.
Janet: Social advocate / activist (chisled her name onto a step of city hall)….
Drummer99: Priest
Husker Fan IA: Pastor
Mk_Donkey: Minister
Cuddles: Charities administrator
Jahiegel: Local Devil’s Advocate--so all aspects are considered
Sin1919: Ambassador
Som6: Cultural Liaison for International Relations
Billie: Town Psychoanalyst
Noti4: Secretary of Foreign Relations
Woody: Women’s Clothing Designer (his avatar is an example of one of his designs)
One Good Readhead: Medical Research Advocate
Kramer: Local University President
Ojekeme: Dean of Academics
Christy Sunshine: University Athletic Director
Becks_Raiderfan: Police Chief
MN Star 59: Military Ground Defense Commander
Martin Tide: Military Air Defense Commander
City Councilman: McWiggle, Sick Puppy, Stoney, Odd Fool, Cactus Jack, BeanEaters
Vin Dog: Mayor
Blonde Kitten: Doctor
Jeet Kaybee: International Business Liaison
CoyoteDances: Director of Domestic Buisness
WyldePHX: Sports talk-show host
Shermands9: Social Critic (Movies, Music, other Entertainment)
Icfeet: Town’s Chief Justice
Cubs Girl: Town Arbitrator
Cali Kat: Social Events Coordinator
Jr Canuck Fan: Muscle-car designer
JerseyBabe: Local Sports Journalist
JHouTxFan: Economics Advisor
BC Chops: Aesthetics Director
Joe Lindberg: Historical Researcher
Country Gal:  Biker Chick (they rule!)
Biker Baby: Biker Chick (see above)
Ironhead Mike: Town Fitness Coordinator
WISAC1: Director of Logistics and Trade
Helen: Local Wellness / Relations Coordinator
Vikings4us: Cold Weather Survivalist
Kantwistaye: Local News media Director
Myself: Street-corner philosopher
Brilliant!!!!! Thank you for the honour of "Ambassador", "Mr. Philosopher"
#113 | 1056 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

No, definitely not.....I've just seen some really, really BAD sites.  This is one of the best of which I've been a part.  And I thank you for not having a personal beef with me.  I don't hold grudges, and I do my best not to judge circumstances of which I do not have more than a solid awareness.  I do know that in the times I have approached a mod, or the administration (with one exception which was later found to be a misunderstanding), I have always received answers to my questions and have been treated with courtesy.

Thus, on a personal level, this site has earned my respect.  It's really too bad you're going to be gone bro.  Sometimes certain situations are just wrong for certain people depending upon personality or any one of a number of different variables.  I wish you health and luck as you depart.
#114 | 1056 days ago


1, Richard Cranium - bartender
2, Kjartan - pastor
3, Violet - convenience store owner
4  Kat  - drunk
5, Ashlie - gossip
6, Sick Puppy -  village clown / joker
7, We know who that is, even if she isn't around anymore - loose woman(make sure she is ok with it before you name her to the position)
8, Mike Kanye Twista - man whore (same goes for this position)
9, ICFeet  -  watch person.
#115 | 1056 days ago

WOW just WOW!!!! 
Can I order take out?  
#116 | 1055 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

NorseHeathen wrote:
No, definitely not.....I've just seen some really, really BAD sites.  This is one of the best of which I've been a part.  And I thank you for not having a personal beef with me.  I don't hold grudges, and I do my best not to judge circumstances of which I do not have more than a solid awareness.  I do know that in the times I have approached a mod, or the administration (with one exception which was later found to be a misunderstanding), I have always received answers to my questions and have been treated with courtesy.

Thus, on a personal level, this site has earned my respect.  It's really too bad you're going to be gone bro.  Sometimes certain situations are just wrong for certain people depending upon personality or any one of a number of different variables.  I wish you health and luck as you depart.
This sports site IS the best and I'm not kissing up or ANYTHING like that. I've been to about 8 sports sites in the last 9 years of my 14 years on the internet. Most of them don't give-va squirt about who says what, ppl putting ppl down for regular everyday conversations, calling ppls parents MFs. and much worse. Disgusting nitty grity stuff that I won't go into here. This is like an organized fun house with rules. Give me the Q ANYDAY.

I wasn't yelling or anything Norse, your cool and my Q friend. I'm just talking in general, to anybody and everybody.
Can I order take out?  
#117 | 1055 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Well, leave it to me to buck the status quo.......here's my list (apologies if I missed anyone):

Local Disc Jockey’s: Michael G, Violet, Dream Machine, and Pop Tart
College Athletic Director: Dee Rigga
Super Junkie: Local (revolving door) hotel manager
Ms Hippy Queen: the town’s free spirit that reminds people to live, and not just exist
Kobe Lova: Hospital Administrator
K Teacher: Secretary of Education and Children’s Affairs
Marcus: The businessman that ran Wal*Mart out of town.
Janet: Social advocate / activist (chisled her name onto a step of city hall)….
Drummer99: Priest
Husker Fan IA: Pastor
Mk_Donkey: Minister
Cuddles: Charities administrator
Jahiegel: Local Devil’s Advocate--so all aspects are considered
Sin1919: Ambassador
Som6: Cultural Liaison for International Relations
Billie: Town Psychoanalyst
Noti4: Secretary of Foreign Relations
Woody: Women’s Clothing Designer (his avatar is an example of one of his designs)
One Good Readhead: Medical Research Advocate
Kramer: Local University President
Ojekeme: Dean of Academics
Christy Sunshine: University Athletic Director
Becks_Raiderfan: Police Chief
MN Star 59: Military Ground Defense Commander
Martin Tide: Military Air Defense Commander
City Councilman: McWiggle, Sick Puppy, Stoney, Odd Fool, Cactus Jack, BeanEaters
Vin Dog: Mayor
Blonde Kitten: Doctor
Jeet Kaybee: International Business Liaison
CoyoteDances: Director of Domestic Buisness
WyldePHX: Sports talk-show host
Shermands9: Social Critic (Movies, Music, other Entertainment)
Icfeet: Town’s Chief Justice
Cubs Girl: Town Arbitrator
Cali Kat: Social Events Coordinator
Jr Canuck Fan: Muscle-car designer
JerseyBabe: Local Sports Journalist
JHouTxFan: Economics Advisor
BC Chops: Aesthetics Director
Joe Lindberg: Historical Researcher
Country Gal:  Biker Chick (they rule!)
Biker Baby: Biker Chick (see above)
Ironhead Mike: Town Fitness Coordinator
WISAC1: Director of Logistics and Trade
Helen: Local Wellness / Relations Coordinator
Vikings4us: Cold Weather Survivalist
Kantwistaye: Local News media Director
Myself: Street-corner philosopher
MAJOR cool and I promise you all cars that say "Get the f*** outta my way" and not "Hi " (a la Dodge Neon)
#118 | 1055 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Whats an arbitrator do? 
Talks 2 drunks from fighting... then kicks them out of town for not listening!! 
Beaneaters  
#119 | 1055 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Well, leave it to me to buck the status quo.......here's my list (apologies if I missed anyone):

Local Disc Jockey’s: Michael G, Violet, Dream Machine, and Pop Tart
College Athletic Director: Dee Rigga
Super Junkie: Local (revolving door) hotel manager
Ms Hippy Queen: the town’s free spirit that reminds people to live, and not just exist
Kobe Lova: Hospital Administrator
K Teacher: Secretary of Education and Children’s Affairs
Marcus: The businessman that ran Wal*Mart out of town.
Janet: Social advocate / activist (chisled her name onto a step of city hall)….
Drummer99: Priest
Husker Fan IA: Pastor
Mk_Donkey: Minister
Cuddles: Charities administrator
Jahiegel: Local Devil’s Advocate--so all aspects are considered
Sin1919: Ambassador
Som6: Cultural Liaison for International Relations
Billie: Town Psychoanalyst
Noti4: Secretary of Foreign Relations
Woody: Women’s Clothing Designer (his avatar is an example of one of his designs)
One Good Readhead: Medical Research Advocate
Kramer: Local University President
Ojekeme: Dean of Academics
Christy Sunshine: University Athletic Director
Becks_Raiderfan: Police Chief
MN Star 59: Military Ground Defense Commander
Martin Tide: Military Air Defense Commander
City Councilman: McWiggle, Sick Puppy, Stoney, Odd Fool, Cactus Jack, BeanEaters
Vin Dog: Mayor
Blonde Kitten: Doctor
Jeet Kaybee: International Business Liaison
CoyoteDances: Director of Domestic Buisness
WyldePHX: Sports talk-show host
Shermands9: Social Critic (Movies, Music, other Entertainment)
Icfeet: Town’s Chief Justice
Cubs Girl: Town Arbitrator
Cali Kat: Social Events Coordinator
Jr Canuck Fan: Muscle-car designer
JerseyBabe: Local Sports Journalist
JHouTxFan: Economics Advisor
BC Chops: Aesthetics Director
Joe Lindberg: Historical Researcher
Country Gal:  Biker Chick (they rule!)
Biker Baby: Biker Chick (see above)
Ironhead Mike: Town Fitness Coordinator
WISAC1: Director of Logistics and Trade
Helen: Local Wellness / Relations Coordinator
Vikings4us: Cold Weather Survivalist
Kantwistaye: Local News media Director
Myself: Street-corner philosopher
damn.
I think this is silly  
#120 | 1055 days ago
Drummer99 (Alex) profile photo

(Edited by Drummer99)
NorseHeathen wrote:
Well, leave it to me to buck the status quo.......here's my list (apologies if I missed anyone):

Local Disc Jockey’s: Michael G, Violet, Dream Machine, and Pop Tart
College Athletic Director: Dee Rigga
Super Junkie: Local (revolving door) hotel manager
Ms Hippy Queen: the town’s free spirit that reminds people to live, and not just exist
Kobe Lova: Hospital Administrator
K Teacher: Secretary of Education and Children’s Affairs
Marcus: The businessman that ran Wal*Mart out of town.
Janet: Social advocate / activist (chisled her name onto a step of city hall)….
Drummer99: Priest
Husker Fan IA: Pastor
Mk_Donkey: Minister
Cuddles: Charities administrator
Jahiegel: Local Devil’s Advocate--so all aspects are considered
Sin1919: Ambassador
Som6: Cultural Liaison for International Relations
Billie: Town Psychoanalyst
Noti4: Secretary of Foreign Relations
Woody: Women’s Clothing Designer (his avatar is an example of one of his designs)
One Good Readhead: Medical Research Advocate
Kramer: Local University President
Ojekeme: Dean of Academics
Christy Sunshine: University Athletic Director
Becks_Raiderfan: Police Chief
MN Star 59: Military Ground Defense Commander
Martin Tide: Military Air Defense Commander
City Councilman: McWiggle, Sick Puppy, Stoney, Odd Fool, Cactus Jack, BeanEaters
Vin Dog: Mayor
Blonde Kitten: Doctor
Jeet Kaybee: International Business Liaison
CoyoteDances: Director of Domestic Buisness
WyldePHX: Sports talk-show host
Shermands9: Social Critic (Movies, Music, other Entertainment)
Icfeet: Town’s Chief Justice
Cubs Girl: Town Arbitrator
Cali Kat: Social Events Coordinator
Jr Canuck Fan: Muscle-car designer
JerseyBabe: Local Sports Journalist
JHouTxFan: Economics Advisor
BC Chops: Aesthetics Director
Joe Lindberg: Historical Researcher
Country Gal:  Biker Chick (they rule!)
Biker Baby: Biker Chick (see above)
Ironhead Mike: Town Fitness Coordinator
WISAC1: Director of Logistics and Trade
Helen: Local Wellness / Relations Coordinator
Vikings4us: Cold Weather Survivalist
Kantwistaye: Local News media Director
Myself: Street-corner philosopher
I wanna give this list my 50 respects and the other 50 tomorrow.
Can I order take out?  

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