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Another Q'er Bedtime story

Our last bedtime story was interesting to say the least. Let's do it again with a different Q'er. ms_hippie_queen

You all know how it goes but just in case, each q'er adds the next line to the story. Make it good.

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#19 | 1385 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
His name should be important to her, especially after noticing the new ring on her left hand.
But it was at this point she didn't give a damn about her new husband, Jim... Sure they'd been together forever, but Leigh's suspicions of him going out to wrestle with his buddies may have included penetrations that Christians may scoff at grew wilder.. She knew in her  heart she was a beard, to Jim's closeted sexual ways, and that's why she went right up to that bouncer and stuck her tongue in his mouth
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#1 | 1385 days ago

Once upon a time a beautiful girl named Leigh
#2 | 1385 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)

was walking down the street.

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#3 | 1385 days ago

and ran into a homeless man who looked like a mix of Charles Bronson and Jesus
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#4 | 1385 days ago

Barefoot, strolling along to 7-11 under the beautiful blue Texas sky, when her reverie was broken by
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#5 | 1385 days ago

a three-way fork in the road going to katmandu, the melting pot or...
#6 | 1385 days ago

Chihuahua, Mexico as her curiosity on the thrill and danger of becoming a drug mule grew stronger... Yet she decided to...........
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#7 | 1385 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Take the fork that led to never never land.
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#8 | 1385 days ago

Where she aspired to be
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#9 | 1385 days ago

A go-go dancer.
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#10 | 1385 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Where she aspired to be
a tequila tester
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#11 | 1385 days ago

kteacher wrote:
a tequila tester
and a Nun.
#12 | 1385 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
kobe_lova wrote:
A go-go dancer.
 She put on her Red Stilettos and got on stage......
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#13 | 1385 days ago

or a go-go dancing tequila taster working at a shady establishment called The Kit Kat Club.. Sure Rogs was your stereotypical bouncer with personal demons and a temper, but Leigh could see he may have a soft spot down deep inside. But that may have been the tequila talking..
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#14 | 1385 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
or a go-go dancing tequila taster working at a shady establishment called The Kit Kat Club.. Sure Rogs was your stereotypical bouncer with personal demons and a temper, but Leigh could see he may have a soft spot down deep inside. But that may have been the tequila talking..
and it talked her right into waking up beside this broken bouncer trying to remember his name...
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#15 | 1385 days ago

So, she quietly looked through his wallet as he slept, in the fetal position, still spent from the nights events.  "Hmm, what is this?" Leigh asked.
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#16 | 1385 days ago

Because of the strong smell of tequila and the more than strong odor of the bouncer...
#17 | 1385 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
and it talked her right into waking up beside this broken bouncer trying to remember his name...
she couldn't tell if it was the awkward goatee or pirate patch, but something was drawing her towards him...
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#18 | 1385 days ago

His name should be important to her, especially after noticing the new ring on her left hand.
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#19 | 1385 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
His name should be important to her, especially after noticing the new ring on her left hand.
But it was at this point she didn't give a damn about her new husband, Jim... Sure they'd been together forever, but Leigh's suspicions of him going out to wrestle with his buddies may have included penetrations that Christians may scoff at grew wilder.. She knew in her  heart she was a beard, to Jim's closeted sexual ways, and that's why she went right up to that bouncer and stuck her tongue in his mouth
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#20 | 1385 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Oddfool wrote:
His name should be important to her, especially after noticing the new ring on her left hand.

auch! Jonathan's post came first (ignore this one)

#21 | 1385 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
But it was at this point she didn't give a damn about her new husband, Jim... Sure they'd been together forever, but Leigh's suspicions of him going out to wrestle with his buddies may have included penetrations that Christians may scoff at grew wilder.. She knew in her  heart she was a beard, to Jim's closeted sexual ways, and that's why she went right up to that bouncer and stuck her tongue in his mouth
(I am OOR for you and you are OOC. )
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#22 | 1385 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
(I am OOR for you and you are OOC. )
what can I say, I'm a great storyteller
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#23 | 1385 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
But it was at this point she didn't give a damn about her new husband, Jim... Sure they'd been together forever, but Leigh's suspicions of him going out to wrestle with his buddies may have included penetrations that Christians may scoff at grew wilder.. She knew in her  heart she was a beard, to Jim's closeted sexual ways, and that's why she went right up to that bouncer and stuck her tongue in his mouth
She couldn't help but smile at the familiar taste of macaroni and cheese and cholula... and they stood there awkwardly staring at each other trying to figure out not only what happened, but what would happen next....
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#24 | 1385 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
She couldn't help but smile at the familiar taste of macaroni and cheese and cholula... and they stood there awkwardly staring at each other trying to figure out not only what happened, but what would happen next....
they fell back on the couch and began to play Modern warfare 2...
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#25 | 1385 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
But it was at this point she didn't give a damn about her new husband, Jim... Sure they'd been together forever, but Leigh's suspicions of him going out to wrestle with his buddies may have included penetrations that Christians may scoff at grew wilder.. She knew in her  heart she was a beard, to Jim's closeted sexual ways, and that's why she went right up to that bouncer and stuck her tongue in his mouth
and her hand in his pocket where she discovered...
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#26 | 1385 days ago

i can't stand it! the cheese, the warfare, the sex, the scandal...what happens next??
#27 | 1385 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
and her hand in his pocket where she discovered...
his wedding ring.
#28 | 1385 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
and her hand in his pocket where she discovered...
viagra, a half eaten piece of gum, thread, 36 cents, and a receipt for a gimp mask and lube... Needless to say she was taken aback for at least 3 seconds.. Then she said.............
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#29 | 1385 days ago

(Edited by TVOs)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
viagra, a half eaten piece of gum, thread, 36 cents, and a receipt for a gimp mask and lube... Needless to say she was taken aback for at least 3 seconds.. Then she said.............
You got jip'd on the gimp mask...I know where you can get them cheaper...
#30 | 1385 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
viagra, a half eaten piece of gum, thread, 36 cents, and a receipt for a gimp mask and lube... Needless to say she was taken aback for at least 3 seconds.. Then she said.............
You must be a Falcons' fan!!!!!
#31 | 1385 days ago

(Edited by TVOs)
Nawlins4lyfe wrote:
You must be a Falcons' fan!!!!!
He replied, "I'm not a Falcons fan...my taste runs more towards barnyard animals" She had suspected that for some time...appx 45 seconds...so it was not a big shock....It was then that she formulated her plan...
#32 | 1385 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

(Edited by Nawlins4lyfe)
TVOs wrote:
He replied, "I'm not a Falcons fan...my taste runs more towards barnyard animals" She had suspected that for some time...appx 45 seconds...so it was not a big shock....It was then that she formulated her plan...
That's when it hit her, he's a liar!! He really is a Falcon's fan. How did she know? Because all Falcons' fans live in denial.  So she....
#33 | 1385 days ago

Gathered her things and headed for..............
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#34 | 1385 days ago

Nawlins4lyfe wrote:
You must be a Falcons' fan!!!!!
(you're a jerk)
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#35 | 1385 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

(Edited by Nawlins4lyfe)
kobe_lova wrote:
(you're a jerk)


That's not nice
#36 | 1385 days ago

Nawlins4lyfe wrote:


That's not nice
OMG!

neither was your falcons joke.

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#37 | 1385 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
OMG!

neither was your falcons joke.

It's just a story. Maybe
#38 | 1385 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
Gathered her things and headed for..............
work at Magic City. Rogers walked her to the car and asked...
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#39 | 1385 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
and her hand in his pocket where she discovered...
a picture and a letter saying ...that her husband and the bouncer are lovers afterall
#40 | 1385 days ago

because their good friend osacr meyer  frys it and makes fried bologna sammiches,so leigh thought.....
#41 | 1385 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
because their good friend osacr meyer  frys it and makes fried bologna sammiches,so leigh thought.....
I wish life was not like a roller coaster ride at 6 Flags Great America.....
#42 | 1385 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

food_man56 wrote:
I wish life was not like a roller coaster ride at 6 Flags Great America.....
 i wish it was like a night at the....
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#43 | 1385 days ago

Ritz.  Leigh tossed and turned on her bed of...........
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#44 | 1385 days ago

bologna sammiches  OF COURSE....but the oil they were friend in reminded her of...
#45 | 1385 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
bologna sammiches  OF COURSE....but the oil they were friend in reminded her of...
Chris Burke's walk-off home run in the 18th inning of the 2005 N.L.D.S. Upon thinking of this, she.......
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#46 | 1384 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

woody050681 wrote:
Chris Burke's walk-off home run in the 18th inning of the 2005 N.L.D.S. Upon thinking of this, she.......
 grabbed her Louisville Slugger and ran out the front door.
#47 | 1384 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Why did the homeless guy that looked like a cross between
Charles Manson and Jesus get overlooked so early in the
story???  Leigh, COME BACK!!!

#48 | 1384 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
NorseHeathen wrote:
Why did the homeless guy that looked like a cross between
Charles Manson and Jesus get overlooked so early in the
story???  Leigh, COME BACK!!!

lol, good one!!! Luckily I have my new set of respects to give

P.S. NIce to see you
#49 | 1384 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 grabbed her Louisville Slugger and ran out the front door.
...wondering as she ran, "Where did that homeless guy that looked like a cross between Charles Manson and Jesus go?  He looks like he could..."
#50 | 1384 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Why did the homeless guy that looked like a cross between
Charles Manson and Jesus get overlooked so early in the
story???  Leigh, COME BACK!!!

err..Kjartan, that was Charles Bronson...not Manson....but I like Manson better in this scenario and I'm thinking Billy Gibbons myself...
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#51 | 1384 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
...wondering as she ran, "Where did that homeless guy that looked like a cross between Charles Manson and Jesus go?  He looks like he could..."
totally wail on a guitar...so she grabbed her guitar and...
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#52 | 1384 days ago

(Edited by Michael_G)
HouTxFan wrote:
...wondering as she ran, "Where did that homeless guy that looked like a cross between Charles Manson and Jesus go?  He looks like he could..."
 double posted...so she grabbed her guitar once more and then she...
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#53 | 1384 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
 double posted...so she grabbed her guitar once more and then she...
started playing "Starway to heaven", just for a change....
#54 | 1384 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
started playing "Starway to heaven", just for a change....
at the sound of this, Rogers felt drawn to her even more. He ran over and...
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#55 | 1384 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
at the sound of this, Rogers felt drawn to her even more. He ran over and...
and beat up her guitar although the guitar put up more of a fight then that door did last week,  Leigh was sooo pissed that she...
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#56 | 1384 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
and beat up her guitar although the guitar put up more of a fight then that door did last week,  Leigh was sooo pissed that she...

started playing an air guitar and singing "Acky breaky heart"

#57 | 1384 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

started playing an air guitar and singing "Acky breaky heart"

Then, all of a sudden a line dance broke out..................bringing all sorts of enjoyment.
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#58 | 1384 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Then, all of a sudden a line dance broke out..................bringing all sorts of enjoyment.
And there they were...
#59 | 1384 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
And there they were...
The Broadway cast of Annie an Irish line dance while Rogers.....
#60 | 1384 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
The Broadway cast of Annie an Irish line dance while Rogers.....
was trying to put himself together, because Annie was his favorite musical and he was a gifted dancer as well.
#61 | 1384 days ago

(so wait. is rogers swishy or not? after jim i feel i need to know)

(p.s. i love you all and my awesome story)
#62 | 1384 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
put on those manly clogs and began to serenade Leigh with...
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#63 | 1384 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
He sang like the angels, dancing and spinning on those manly clogs, in every spin he blew kisses to his beloved Leigh.
#64 | 1384 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
He sang like the angels, dancing and spinning on those manly clogs, in every spin he blew kisses to his beloved Leigh.

Leigh was confused to how she could have these strange feelings with some dude she met last night in a bar...and then philosopher Marcus Nyce appeared to her...

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#65 | 1384 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Leigh was confused to how she could have these strange feelings with some dude she met last night in a bar...and then philosopher Marcus Nyce appeared to her...

He was surrounded by a bright light, floating in the air, he was not only a philosopher, but a man with magic powers, he ceremoniously spoke to Leigh..."Hey, what's up!"...
#66 | 1384 days ago

She immediately noticed that all purple horseshoes were missing, that wasn't a good sign, so she...
#67 | 1384 days ago

hunted down marcus nyce and... 
#68 | 1384 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
hunted down marcus nyce and... 

and in her most stern voice and glaring eyes, she .......

#69 | 1384 days ago

said "Give me the purple horse shoes, or else... " 
#70 | 1384 days ago

at which point she reached in her holsters and.....
#71 | 1384 days ago

whipped out a cheese grater, pointing it right at Nyce...
#72 | 1383 days ago

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#73 | 1383 days ago

accompanied by Issac Hayes and his back up singers singing "SHAFT"....
#74 | 1383 days ago

so emediantlly the homeless man who lookes like a mix of Charles Bronson and Jesus come to leighs rescue, he grabbed the cheese grater and... 
#75 | 1383 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
so emediantlly the homeless man who lookes like a mix of Charles Bronson and Jesus come to leighs rescue, he grabbed the cheese grater and... 
a stick, and started to use them as musical instruments, trying to play the "Ninth Symphony"  or "Symphony of destruction", it wasn't very clear, then Leigh...
#76 | 1383 days ago

just to re-cap... 
Once upon a time a beautiful girl named Leigh was walking down the street and ran into a homeless man who looked like a mix of Charles Bronson and Jesus. Barefoot, strolling along to 7-11 under the beautiful blue Texas sky, when her reverie was broken by a three-way fork in the road going to katmandu, the melting pot or... Chihuahua, Mexico as her curiosity on the thrill and danger of becoming a drug mule grew stronger... Yet she decided to........... Take the fork that led to never never land. Where she aspired to be a go-go dancing tequila taster working at a shady establishment called The Kit Kat Club.. Sure Rogs was your stereotypical bouncer with personal demons and a temper, but Leigh could see he may have a soft spot down deep inside. But that may have been the tequila talking..
and it talked her right into waking up beside this broken bouncer trying to remember his name...
His name should be important to her, especially after noticing the new ring on her left hand.
But it was at this point she didn't give a damn about her new husband, Jim... Sure they'd been together forever, but Leigh's suspicions of him going out to wrestle with his buddies may have included penetrations that Christians may scoff at grew wilder.. She knew in her  heart she was a beard, to Jim's closeted sexual ways, and that's why she went right up to that bouncer and stuck her tongue in his mouth and her hand in his pocket where she discovered... viagra, a half eaten piece of gum, thread, 36 cents, and a receipt for a gimp mask and lube... Needless to say she was taken aback for at least 3 seconds.. Then she said............. You must be a Falcons' fan!!!!!
He replied, "I'm not a Falcons fan...my taste runs more towards barnyard animals" She had suspected that for some time...appx 45 seconds...so it was not a big shock....It was then that she formulated her plan... That's when it hit her, he's a liar!! He really is a Falcon's fan. How did she know? Because all Falcons' fans live in denial.  So she.... Gathered her things and headed for.............. work at Magic City. Rogers walked her to the car and asked... "Why do old people smell like bologna?"
because their good friend osacr meyer  frys it and makes fried bologna sammiches,so leigh thought..... I wish life was not like a roller coaster ride at 6 Flags Great America..... i wish it was like a night at the.... Ritz.  Leigh tossed and turned on her bed of........... bologna sammiches  OF COURSE....but the oil they were friend in reminded her of... Chris Burke's walk-off home run in the 18th inning of the 2005 N.L.D.S. Upon thinking of this, she....... grabbed her Louisville Slugger and ran out the front door...wondering as she ran, "Where did that homeless guy that looked like a cross between Charles Manson and Jesus go?  He looks like he could..." totally wail on a guitar...so she grabbed her guitar and... started playing "Starway to heaven", just for a change....
at the sound of this, Rogers felt drawn to her even more. He ran over and... and beat up her guitar although the guitar put up more of a fight then that door did last week,  Leigh was sooo pissed that she... started playing an air guitar and singing "Acky breaky heart" Then, all of a sudden a line dance broke out..................bringing all sorts of enjoyment. And there they were... The Broadway cast of Annie an Irish line dance while Rogers..... was trying to put himself together, because Annie was his favorite musical and he was a gifted dancer as well. And in the confusion of deciding whether to wear clogs or ballet slippers, Rogs... put on those manly clogs and began to serenade Leigh with...
Jimmy Buffet songs he had pre-loaded on his Mr. Microphone portable karaoke machine.
He sang like the angels, dancing and spinning on those manly clogs, in every spin he blew kisses to his beloved Leigh. Leigh was confused to how she could have these strange feelings with some dude she met last night in a bar...and then philosopher Marcus Nyce appeared to her...
He was surrounded by a bright light, floating in the air, he was not only a philosopher, but a man with magic powers, he ceremoniously spoke to Leigh..."Hey, what's up!"...
...and he handed her a bowl of Lucky Charms, and a plate of Brownies.  "Here." he said. "These will help you focus your chi and understand the awesomeness that is Rogs, and Buffet, and Smurfs, or whatever..."
She immediately noticed that all purple horseshoes were missing, that wasn't a good sign, so she...
hunted down marcus nyce and...  and in her most stern voice and glaring eyes, she ....... said "Give me the purple horse shoes, or else... "  at which point she reached in her holsters and..... whipped out a cheese grater, pointing it right at Nyce... Nyce snapped his fingers, and POOF...a huge cloud of smoke appeared.  Out of the smoke, in his finest Blue and Silver crushed velvet  zuit suit stepped none other than...Pimp Rigga... accompanied by Issac Hayes and his back up singers singing "SHAFT"....
a stick, and started to use them as musical instruments, trying to play the "Ninth Symphony"  or "Symphony of destruction", it wasn't very clear, then Leigh...

is that right??? 
#77 | 1383 days ago

wow, thanks for the re-cap, you only missed your own comment before mine, but sounds good to me
#78 | 1383 days ago

woke up and wondered what she ate that started this weird dream.....
#79 | 1383 days ago

she saw a half-eaten bowl of cabbage, beans, and rice with Tabasco sauce and a half eaten Spam Burger slathered with onions and what looked like Thousand Island dressing. Oh, of course there was the bottle of Captain Morgan right beside it that was empty...

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