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Hi....that is all. 

Ohh..except apparently some reasonably drunk version of me told a group of people last night that i may be a lesbian today. I have no clue as to why I said that or what it means. It's cool that I remember it though...and I guess that may be something to look forward to, who knows? Go Falcons!
| Closed on 07/25/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
28 Fans 
0%a. Good Day...
25%b. We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...
11%c. The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...
7%d. Schwing!...
4%e. Stupid is as stupid does...
32%f. Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...
0%g. Electric Peach...
21%h. Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...

 &nbp;
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#12 | 1512 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I had a dream last night that Leigh, Janet, and I got turned loose on the streets of Dallas. Somehow we ended up in the middle of a robbery and we had to go all Charlie's Angels on the perps.  Good times.  Good times.
400
The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...  
  
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#1 | 1512 days ago

2 day work week       Kids at G-mas til tomorrow.   Rob is on match.com    It's okay to look?

Whatever, I've seen this movie before.             Time to make the doughnuts.

Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#2 | 1512 days ago

Sex Room

[Ludacris]
Welcome to my little sanctuary
you been looking so good all day
and you got a ***** really anxious baby
better call your boss tell him that your daddy’s home
take a couple days off
and take it off and leave nothing but your T-shirts and your pantys on
feeling high but I’m hung real low looking sorta like a tripod,
so power down your cell phone and power up your iPod
power down your inhibitions and power up your inner freak
(yes…f-ck)
it’s the only words that you finna speak
its about to get real x-rated
can you handle what I’m ’bout to do
but enough about me let me think
should I be worrying about if I can handle you
damn right I’ma get that thing and I’ma put my name on it
all night I’ma whip that thing, all state better put a claim on it
I claim my territory, my tongue finna mark you up
you could be my fire cracker, my tongue gon spark you up
get ready for blast off, waterfalls gon splash off
you might lose around 4 or 5 pounds so get ready to sweat your ass off

[Trey Songz- Chorus]
Welcome to my sex room
where your body meets my body
its our private after party
if you want it girl I got it in my sex room
candles and a pole sets your body to your soul
from the bed down to the floor, sex rooms
mirrors in the head board, even got a camcord
baby won’t you dance in my sex room
Welcome to my sex room
where your body meets my body
its a private after party
if you want it girl I got it
in my sex room

[Ludacris - Verse 2]
Let the candles burn, Imma turn these lights down
and when your body gets hot, it’ll get you licked up and iced down
nipples hard as rocks, lips as soft as cotton
your the apple of my eye, and I got you spoiled rotten
I’mma get my video camera, lets make a movie baby
you the star so as soon as I press record you got’s to do me baby
you can stare all in the mirror, take a pic at how good you looking
Imma have you body smoking, take a look at what Luda’s cooking

my arm underneath your leg leg
or behind your head is how I gots to get ya
right hand left hand all red in the bed like we’ve been playing twister
now I’ve got you tangled up and you caught all in my web
should I let you loose nah
I think I’ll get the blindfold instead
you better get a couple towels baby
cos we about to slip and slide
you don’t ever need a horse or saddle
I’mma give you this d**k to ride
I’mma grant your every wish and fulfill your fantasy
aint nobody else allowed in the sex room
it’s only you and me
[Chorus]
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#3 | 1512 days ago

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
A beautiful day in the neighborhood
Wont you be
Wont you be
Wont you be my neighbor
Hi, Neighbor 
#4 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Sex Room

[Ludacris]
Welcome to my little sanctuary
you been looking so good all day
and you got a ***** really anxious baby
better call your boss tell him that your daddy’s home
take a couple days off
and take it off and leave nothing but your T-shirts and your pantys on
feeling high but I’m hung real low looking sorta like a tripod,
so power down your cell phone and power up your iPod
power down your inhibitions and power up your inner freak
(yes…f-ck)
it’s the only words that you finna speak
its about to get real x-rated
can you handle what I’m ’bout to do
but enough about me let me think
should I be worrying about if I can handle you
damn right I’ma get that thing and I’ma put my name on it
all night I’ma whip that thing, all state better put a claim on it
I claim my territory, my tongue finna mark you up
you could be my fire cracker, my tongue gon spark you up
get ready for blast off, waterfalls gon splash off
you might lose around 4 or 5 pounds so get ready to sweat your ass off

[Trey Songz- Chorus]
Welcome to my sex room
where your body meets my body
its our private after party
if you want it girl I got it in my sex room
candles and a pole sets your body to your soul
from the bed down to the floor, sex rooms
mirrors in the head board, even got a camcord
baby won’t you dance in my sex room
Welcome to my sex room
where your body meets my body
its a private after party
if you want it girl I got it
in my sex room

[Ludacris - Verse 2]
Let the candles burn, Imma turn these lights down
and when your body gets hot, it’ll get you licked up and iced down
nipples hard as rocks, lips as soft as cotton
your the apple of my eye, and I got you spoiled rotten
I’mma get my video camera, lets make a movie baby
you the star so as soon as I press record you got’s to do me baby
you can stare all in the mirror, take a pic at how good you looking
Imma have you body smoking, take a look at what Luda’s cooking

my arm underneath your leg leg
or behind your head is how I gots to get ya
right hand left hand all red in the bed like we’ve been playing twister
now I’ve got you tangled up and you caught all in my web
should I let you loose nah
I think I’ll get the blindfold instead
you better get a couple towels baby
cos we about to slip and slide
you don’t ever need a horse or saddle
I’mma give you this d**k to ride
I’mma grant your every wish and fulfill your fantasy
aint nobody else allowed in the sex room
it’s only you and me
[Chorus]
I kinda like this...makes me think of somebody
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#5 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)

Today is the last day in the DC area, tomorrow is a joyous day spent in airports. Then Friday is back to work, and the dullness that is Flagstaff.

Beastie Boys- Paul Revere


Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
About three bad brothers, you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me, Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself, with nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"


He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
Pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,


"Now my name is M.C.A., I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin


Now, "I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said,
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't.", but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money, M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
 


 
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#6 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

Today is the last day in the DC area, tomorrow is a joyous day spent in airports. Then Friday is back to work, and the dullness that is Flagstaff.

Beastie Boys- Paul Revere


Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
About three bad brothers, you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me, Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself, with nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"


He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
Pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,


"Now my name is M.C.A., I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin


Now, "I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said,
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't.", but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money, M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
 


 
The eastside shall miss you!

oh, i think Bam Bam should be your avatar...I mean since Stoney and Janet's 'children of the corn' child (i mean that in a nice way) is his. And I think it should be the lobster pic...
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#7 | 1512 days ago

Wearing my claws out today, where's tha ho at?

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

When the dark
Of the night comes around.
That's the time,
That the animal comes alive.
Looking for
Something wild.

And now we lookin' like pimps
In my gold Trans-Am.
Got a water bottle full of whiskey
In my handbag.
Got my drunk text on
I'll regret it in the mornin'
But tonight
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.

There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.

Lose your mind.
Lose it now.
Lose your clothes
In the crowd.
We're delirious.
Tear it down
'Til the sun comes back around.

N-now we're getting so smashed.
Knocking over trash cans.
Eurbody breakin' bottles
It's a filthy hot mess.
Gonna get faded
I'm not the designated driver so
I don't give a
I don't give a
I don't give a

There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around.
It's a hole in the wall.
It's a dirty free for all.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.

There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor.

And they turn me on.
When they Take It Off.
When they Take It Off.
Everybody Take It Off.

Oh, oh, oh!

EVERYBODY TAKE IT OFF!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#8 | 1512 days ago

Why be a lesbian for a day when you can be bi all the tyme.. Try before you bi!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#9 | 1512 days ago

Hey, where's that chic that was doing all the shouting yesterday?  
Schwing!...  
#10 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Happy Wednesday Everybodeeee!

Saw on the news last night that Lindsay Lohan's bad acting couldn't keep her out of jail time, or rehab afterwards.  90 days of each.   Hopefully, she'll be in rehab longer than the 84 minutes she was there for last time.

Well, on to enjoy life slaving away, with my nose to the grindstone.  Have a happy...!

                                        
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#11 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by Nikki20)
Still in my mood... but here is a song I am listening to right now...

Lennon - These Days Lyrics



[Verse 1]
She says, some nights I just lie awake
She says, sometimes I just sleep for days
Smokes another cigarette and looks around the room
What are these days coming to
She says, it seems I've been screwed over again
But that's okay, who the hell needs friends
It's just easier to pretend
Say you don't care and watch for the end

[Chorus]
One more night is all she thinks and then, I'll leave
I won't come back, no not this time but I'm too weak
All those things he said to me, where's that girl I used to be
One more night, one more night, and then I'll leave

[Verse 2]
She walks in one second too soon
Silence uncovers the room
She looks to him in disarray
He says I'm not sorry and turns away
He says I'm tired of hearing you bitch
You're nothing more than a stupid trick
You're not even worth the price I paid
Get out of my life, get out of the way

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
She's standing on the balcony saying look this is my destiny
One more step and I'll finally be free
He says if you want my help I'll give you that extra step
She just turns and walks back to their bed

[Chorus]
Stupid is as stupid does...  
#12 | 1512 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I had a dream last night that Leigh, Janet, and I got turned loose on the streets of Dallas. Somehow we ended up in the middle of a robbery and we had to go all Charlie's Angels on the perps.  Good times.  Good times.
400
The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...  
#13 | 1512 days ago

 And in this Cartoony we are invading your TV.



Happy Hump Day!!!  I won't be getting any today, but because of the following good news, it may be soon...

I got a new job.  it's not my first choice, but with all the apps and resumes i've sent out, it's my only choice (so far) and I'm going to take it.  It has the potential to make as much money, but I will be on a salary, not just commission, so I am happy.

Just before that good news, my son called to ask me what channel the Germany/Spain game was on.  After smiling proudly to myself, I told him.  Go Deutschland.

Braves won in Free Baseball, Royals won, and the Nederlands held off a late rally from Uruguay.  A European country will win the World Cup on Foreign Soil for the first time.

In honor of my new job, and all around great sports day, I present Kool and the Gang:

Yahoo! This is your celebration
Yahoo! This is your celebration

Celebrate good times,come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

There's a party goin' on right here
A celebration to last throughout the years
So bring your good times, and your laughter too
We gonna celebrate your party with you

Come on now

Celebration
Let's all celebrate and have a good time
Celebration
We gonna celebrate and have a good time

It's time to come together
It's up to you, what's your pleasure

Everyone around the world
Come on!

Yahoo! It's a celebration
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration
Celebrate good times, come on!
Let's celebrate

We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Baby...

We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right
We're gonna have a good time tonight (Ce-le-bra-tion)
Let's celebrate, it's all right

Yahoo!
Yahoo!

Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)
Celebrate good times, come on!
It's a celebration!
Celebrate good times, come on! (Let's celebrate)

(ad lib)

Come on and celebrate, good times, tonight (Celebrate good times, come on!)
'Cause everything's gonna be all right
Let's celebrate (Celebrate good times, come on)
(Let's celebrate)...

 
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#14 | 1512 days ago

HAPPY WEDNESDAY ALL YOU BACKSTABBING, LYING, WHORING, HEATHEN, GAY-LOVING, EDUCATED PEOPLE WITH YOUR LITTLE CLIQUES AND FAT ASSES

Who's ready for bi-polar Q poll bingo, round 2?

So I went to the Rockies-Cards game last night... Many beers later, and the next thing you know, the Rockies are the first team in the modern era to score 9 runs in the bottom of the ninth to win a game.. It was unbelievable
I've got a nice and early hockey game tonight and it's only going to be 70 degrees here today, so life is good, and I can't stop smiling

And in honor of our favorite heckler......



I'm So Ronery

I'm So Ronery
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone

There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work very hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems that no one takes me serirousry

And so I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittre me

There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feer rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage

I work rearry hard to stay nice and fit
But none of the women seem to give a shit
When I rure the world maybe they'rr notice me
But untir then I'rr just be ronery
Rittre ronery, poor rittre me
I'm so ronery
I'm so ronery
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#15 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The eastside shall miss you!

oh, i think Bam Bam should be your avatar...I mean since Stoney and Janet's 'children of the corn' child (i mean that in a nice way) is his. And I think it should be the lobster pic...
I would but 2 problems, First off, I don't have the pic and neither do you. Problem number 2, I am too lazy to go on a search to find the pic.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#16 | 1512 days ago

Morning bitches.  Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.  Love it.
So not a lot to contribute from the mean, bitchy, gay-loving stutterer (latest breaking news, courtesy of yours truly ... so shove it  ) today.

Ashlie - you did, indeed, state that you might be lesbianic today (then again, you also told me to "stfu" and THEN acknowledged my presence like 10 minutes later ... so, there's that).
Christi - did we stop the robbery (or at least look hot with perfect hair while attempting to)?
Beans - stop feeding the strays ... they'll never leave.  
Stoney - Ooooh, my name is Stoney and the weather here is beautiful, blah blah blah.  It's 104 degrees here ... in the shade ... at 11am.  A$$hole.  






Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#17 | 1512 days ago

Happy Hump Day Q'ers.
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#18 | 1512 days ago

1. jager is the devil

2. jager is the devil.

3. jager is the....aw just joshin. congrats rockies. cool win and big fat srew you, cardinals.

4. jager is the devil.

5. thinking about you, texas rangers fan. christ, what a scary clip that was on sports center. the part that got me the most was seeing the home plate umpire's reaction. when the official of the game covers his eyes and turns away, you know it's bad. (for anyone who's in the dark on what i'm rambling about, a rangers fan in the upper deck fell over the rail into the field boxes below. he was responsive and the folks he landed on were ok, thanks gods.)

6. anyone know what the sh!t an 0110 code on an xbox elite is all about? jager is the devil. my modern warfare days may have come to an end. and i am totally itching to hum some grenades at some bad guys.

6. youtube search: duckface song. fuh-nee. not great for work though. i think they say f*ck in it. a lot.

The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...  
#19 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I would but 2 problems, First off, I don't have the pic and neither do you. Problem number 2, I am too lazy to go on a search to find the pic.
http://www.faniq.com/poll_results.php?poll_id=1292612&rnum=6#new
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#20 | 1512 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

1. jager is the devil

2. jager is the devil.

3. jager is the....aw just joshin. congrats rockies. cool win and big fat srew you, cardinals.

4. jager is the devil.

5. thinking about you, texas rangers fan. christ, what a scary clip that was on sports center. the part that got me the most was seeing the home plate umpire's reaction. when the official of the game covers his eyes and turns away, you know it's bad. (for anyone who's in the dark on what i'm rambling about, a rangers fan in the upper deck fell over the rail into the field boxes below. he was responsive and the folks he landed on were ok, thanks gods.)

6. anyone know what the sh!t an 0110 code on an xbox elite is all about? jager is the devil. my modern warfare days may have come to an end. and i am totally itching to hum some grenades at some bad guys.

6. youtube search: duckface song. fuh-nee. not great for work though. i think they say f*ck in it. a lot.

my xbox is not working all of a sudden . let me go research that now.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#21 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
The eastside shall miss you!

oh, i think Bam Bam should be your avatar...I mean since Stoney and Janet's 'children of the corn' child (i mean that in a nice way) is his. And I think it should be the lobster pic...
All trying to be like us.    




Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#22 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
Dolla sign H, h stands for hooligan
Miss me miss me now she wanna kiss me
Never eva broke so you ain't gotta fix me
Skinny jeans keep a n*gga biscuit from a slipping
Biscuit headed bone n*gga now he just a pimp squeek
Mr hita o n*gga now he just a tolla
To all hip hoppa's I am ya fatha
You got a problem I am ya docta
You ride a boppa you see a monsta
And I am a mess, call me dash d cadet here to serve and protect
O and do not forget I'll murder your flesh beat it over again and then murder your best friends
Ha put it in the air keep your face down as you pull your underwear
And if your friends want to join they can meet me under there
Cause I might go down if it's clean under there

Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty

Kiss me kiss me now she wanna lick me
Seductive she got me walkin round with a stiffy hickys
Let em no that she with me
She pinned me on the wall had me singin like whitney
Yea she through that *ss back while her friends up under was lickin my sa*k
Aye babe you nasty
And when we in the room yea I got you all trashy
And when you gurt me I always start laughing a little
You do it so good you make tha shit tickle
Oh ooh I really love it
Really reals baby f*ckin while I'm clubbin
Beat it so good like a n*gga nearly clubbed it
Loaded in this b*tch yea I feal like david ruffin
Yea I love deep temptation
You no I got swipe you impatiently waiting

Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty

Lick me
She licked me
And now she wanna kiss me
B*tch back back I don't no where your lips be
It seems to be at night
Sorry to say lil mama I'm call it a night
You can call whoever we can get it poppin tonight
Skinny jeans on but I'm still ready to fight
Warrior earning my survival stripes
I feed off pain killers strong about the night
Poppin this now I'm headed to the club tonight
To see what chick is my next victim
She spotted me now she wanna f*ck me on sight
I tell her bring your friends she can suck me all night
You nasty girl
Man I no you did it
You swallowed no spittin garitness
Now it's time to leave bye no hugs or kisses
Thanks for the sex it was great I admit it

Aye girl you nasty
Girl you nasty
Girl you nasty
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#23 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
All trying to be like us.    




or better and cuter...same dif, i guess.

Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#24 | 1512 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Morning bitches.  Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.  Love it.
So not a lot to contribute from the mean, bitchy, gay-loving stutterer (latest breaking news, courtesy of yours truly ... so shove it  ) today.

Ashlie - you did, indeed, state that you might be lesbianic today (then again, you also told me to "stfu" and THEN acknowledged my presence like 10 minutes later ... so, there's that).
Christi - did we stop the robbery (or at least look hot with perfect hair while attempting to)?
Beans - stop feeding the strays ... they'll never leave.  
Stoney - Ooooh, my name is Stoney and the weather here is beautiful, blah blah blah.  It's 104 degrees here ... in the shade ... at 11am.  A$$hole.  






 We DID stop the robbery.  And how could we NOT look hot?  We had an entourage who did hair & make-up (aka our gay friends who love us cuz we're divas)
The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...  
#25 | 1512 days ago

oh you have no idea how easy i am...

and keep your tea bags to yourself!
The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...  
#26 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

or better and cuter...same dif, i guess.

Psshhh.  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#27 | 1512 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
oh you have no idea how easy i am...

and keep your tea bags to yourself!
update: mine is apparently a power supply issue. That would explain why I'm just now having this problem since I moved. Should be an easy fix...AMEN!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#28 | 1512 days ago

Power Suppply Issue???  Does that mean you forgot to plug it in??!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#29 | 1512 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Power Suppply Issue???  Does that mean you forgot to plug it in??!
not at all.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#30 | 1512 days ago

Unless you're a heavy hitter ... make the lights dim, like a prison movie.    Are we still talking about video games?
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#31 | 1512 days ago

Cords now are only on the larger table top models. Ya also have solar powered ones now, but ya have to leave 'em on the window sill for hours... if you cant keep it out of the dark long enough
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#32 | 1512 days ago

Congratulations on the new job Dave. 
#33 | 1512 days ago

Morning Those Who Work, Those Who Go to School,  and Those Who Do None of That  Stuff for Two Months!

****Just several random thoughts this morning.
--waking up at 9 with no clue what you are going to do is "interesting".
--jumping rope for 20 minutes wears an arse down.
--sour worms are fantastic
--that fan falling from the stands yesterday was scary sh*t.......glad he's OK.
--my Kings rep keeps trying to get a hold of me.................I think he got my "not so happy" message
--is it me or are boobs getting even bigger lately?
--6 more days till my special day
--Oh...and I want a bike.

Have a pycho/sybil-less day Everyone!
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#34 | 1512 days ago

i've had a perfectly beautiful day..... but this one sure as h*ll isn't it.
Schwing!...  
#35 | 1512 days ago

good mornin everyone! hope the week has been good for all thus far! ash?..we used to have bi wednesdays......just a thought...:)...we got to pick a Gf each week  purdy fun and entertaining
        Had my best walk yet!!! my posture and balance were darn good and i made pretty good time! almost a 20 minute mile! so im happy(even though i wish it were 1/1/2 or 2 miles...but considering i wasnt even walking 5 weeks ago......next...swimming in tahoe..oh ys!!! i have swimmin gdown one armed..but one arm and one leg will offer a challenge..(im up for it!)....then riding!!! i hope!!!my poor horses keep thinking "who is this nut case chasing us around making us run all over the arena?..All this tak about mexican food  yum,..so goin gto lunch with my friend Ann,,to have chili rellenos!!   Hope everynes hump day is maaaaveeelous!! peace!
#36 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by Cali_Kat)
richard_cranium wrote:
I would but 2 problems, First off, I don't have the pic and neither do you. Problem number 2, I am too lazy to go on a search to find the pic.
 I have it! I will send it to you!! 

Nevermind!
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#37 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

Today is the last day in the DC area, tomorrow is a joyous day spent in airports. Then Friday is back to work, and the dullness that is Flagstaff.

Beastie Boys- Paul Revere


Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
About three bad brothers, you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me, Mike D.
Been had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself, with nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"


He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
Pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,


"Now my name is M.C.A., I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin


Now, "I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said,
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't.", but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money, M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.
 


 
my uncle is in flagstaff:)
#38 | 1512 days ago

tell em your  a rock star!!!
#39 | 1512 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

1. jager is the devil

2. jager is the devil.

3. jager is the....aw just joshin. congrats rockies. cool win and big fat srew you, cardinals.

4. jager is the devil.

5. thinking about you, texas rangers fan. christ, what a scary clip that was on sports center. the part that got me the most was seeing the home plate umpire's reaction. when the official of the game covers his eyes and turns away, you know it's bad. (for anyone who's in the dark on what i'm rambling about, a rangers fan in the upper deck fell over the rail into the field boxes below. he was responsive and the folks he landed on were ok, thanks gods.)

6. anyone know what the sh!t an 0110 code on an xbox elite is all about? jager is the devil. my modern warfare days may have come to an end. and i am totally itching to hum some grenades at some bad guys.

6. youtube search: duckface song. fuh-nee. not great for work though. i think they say f*ck in it. a lot.

you quack me up
#40 | 1512 days ago

 Hola gente Loca !!

Still on Vacation...thinking about going to the pool today and maybe get some kind of a tan. (If only I could take off these support hose and tan my legs too...hehe).  We were gonna go to the beach but someone told me its overcast and not that warm there. 

I got 5 free tickets to go see the Dodgers minor league team play on Saturday night, so that should be fun! 

Ash I am wondering how you are gonna pull off being Lesbian for just one day?? 

Dee? How you doin? 

Anyways I am pretty much on vacation mode so I don't have much to say, I do though have a song....enjoy your day everyone....


"Never Knew I Needed"

For the way you changed my plans
For being the perfect distraction
For the way you took the idea that I have
Of everything that I wanted to have
And made me see there was something missing, oh yeah

For the ending of my first begin
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)
And for the rare and unexpected friend
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)
For the way you're something that I'd never choose
But at the same time, something I don't wanna lose
And never wanna be without ever again

You're the best thing I never knew I needed
So when you were here I had no idea
You the best thing I never knew I needed
So now it's so clear, I need you here always

My accidental happily
(Ever after)
The way you smile and how you comfort me
(With your laughter)
I must admit you were not a part of my book
But now if you open it up and take a look
You're the beginning and the end of every chapter

You're the best thing I never knew I needed
So when you were here I had no idea
(When you were here)
You the best thing I never knew I needed
(That I needed)
So now it's so clear, I need you here always
(Now it's so clear)

Who knew that I could be
(Who knew that I could be)
So unexpectedly
(So unexpectedly)
Undeniably happier
Sitting with you right here, right here next to me
 you're the best

You're the best thing I never knew I needed
(Said I needed)
So when you were here I had no idea
(When you were here)
(Said I had no idea)
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
(That I needed)
So now it's so clear I need you here always
(Now it's so clear)
(So clear, so clear, I need you always)

Now it's so clear, I need you here always 

Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#41 | 1512 days ago

Happy Hump Day all....cleaning my shed today - I just cannot stand looking at the crap any longer.  90% of it belongs to a "friend" who asked to store a few of his things there two years ago.  What' d'ya think, Q-ers, phone him and tell him to come get it NOW or haul it out to the alley and then call and say, if you don't pick it up I'm putting a "FREE - take it away" sign on it?
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#42 | 1512 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Happy Hump Day all....cleaning my shed today - I just cannot stand looking at the crap any longer.  90% of it belongs to a "friend" who asked to store a few of his things there two years ago.  What' d'ya think, Q-ers, phone him and tell him to come get it NOW or haul it out to the alley and then call and say, if you don't pick it up I'm putting a "FREE - take it away" sign on it?
Sell it on E-Bay, break the MasterLock on the shed, and tell him you were robbed.  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#43 | 1512 days ago

OK.....I'm disturbed.

Anyone else disturbed by the new Huggies "special jeans" edition diapers commercials? WTF? Are they really necessary? And why are grown arse people ogling a baby in a diaper? Disturbing I tell you.--------------and a whole lot of STUPID!
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#44 | 1512 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK.....I'm disturbed.

Anyone else disturbed by the new Huggies "special jeans" edition diapers commercials? WTF? Are they really necessary? And why are grown arse people ogling a baby in a diaper? Disturbing I tell you.--------------and a whole lot of STUPID!
I thought they banned those commercials?  Maybe these are a new, less risque version.    
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#45 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Morning bitches.  Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.  Love it.
So not a lot to contribute from the mean, bitchy, gay-loving stutterer (latest breaking news, courtesy of yours truly ... so shove it  ) today.

Ashlie - you did, indeed, state that you might be lesbianic today (then again, you also told me to "stfu" and THEN acknowledged my presence like 10 minutes later ... so, there's that).
Christi - did we stop the robbery (or at least look hot with perfect hair while attempting to)?
Beans - stop feeding the strays ... they'll never leave.  
Stoney - Ooooh, my name is Stoney and the weather here is beautiful, blah blah blah.  It's 104 degrees here ... in the shade ... at 11am.  A$$hole.  






Well, it IS raining with some thunderstorms possibly coming later
so take THAT A$$hole
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#46 | 1512 days ago

kteacher wrote:
OK.....I'm disturbed.

Anyone else disturbed by the new Huggies "special jeans" edition diapers commercials? WTF? Are they really necessary? And why are grown arse people ogling a baby in a diaper? Disturbing I tell you.--------------and a whole lot of STUPID!
that commerical had me crying laughing the other day.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#47 | 1512 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Well, it IS raining with some thunderstorms possibly coming later
so take THAT A$$hole
Thunderstorms, you say?  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#48 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

or better and cuter...same dif, i guess.

competitive much?
plus we don't have to use costumes to make our baby pretend cute
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#49 | 1512 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
competitive much?
plus we don't have to use costumes to make our baby pretend cute
In honor of a fallen comrade ... "oh hissstttttt".  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#50 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Thunderstorms, you say?  
just slip away, and maybe they won't notice you're gone
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#51 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Sell it on E-Bay, break the MasterLock on the shed, and tell him you were robbed.  
Oh he has no lock on my shed. I have the lock - no way in hell he'd get the only lock when the stuff *I* have stored in there are things like the swimming pool, lawnmower, weedeater, gas jugs, Christmas decorations and extra bed. But it is the equivalent of a two car garage and the rest of the space is his crap :(
I'm really leaning towards the put it in the back alley and put a sign on it.............
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#52 | 1512 days ago

HAPPY HUMP DAY ALL!!!
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#53 | 1512 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Hola gente Loca !!

Still on Vacation...thinking about going to the pool today and maybe get some kind of a tan. (If only I could take off these support hose and tan my legs too...hehe).  We were gonna go to the beach but someone told me its overcast and not that warm there. 

I got 5 free tickets to go see the Dodgers minor league team play on Saturday night, so that should be fun! 

Ash I am wondering how you are gonna pull off being Lesbian for just one day?? 

Dee? How you doin? 

Anyways I am pretty much on vacation mode so I don't have much to say, I do though have a song....enjoy your day everyone....


"Never Knew I Needed"

For the way you changed my plans
For being the perfect distraction
For the way you took the idea that I have
Of everything that I wanted to have
And made me see there was something missing, oh yeah

For the ending of my first begin
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)
And for the rare and unexpected friend
(Ooh, yeah yeah, ooh, yeah yeah)
For the way you're something that I'd never choose
But at the same time, something I don't wanna lose
And never wanna be without ever again

You're the best thing I never knew I needed
So when you were here I had no idea
You the best thing I never knew I needed
So now it's so clear, I need you here always

My accidental happily
(Ever after)
The way you smile and how you comfort me
(With your laughter)
I must admit you were not a part of my book
But now if you open it up and take a look
You're the beginning and the end of every chapter

You're the best thing I never knew I needed
So when you were here I had no idea
(When you were here)
You the best thing I never knew I needed
(That I needed)
So now it's so clear, I need you here always
(Now it's so clear)

Who knew that I could be
(Who knew that I could be)
So unexpectedly
(So unexpectedly)
Undeniably happier
Sitting with you right here, right here next to me
 you're the best

You're the best thing I never knew I needed
(Said I needed)
So when you were here I had no idea
(When you were here)
(Said I had no idea)
You're the best thing I never knew I needed
(That I needed)
So now it's so clear I need you here always
(Now it's so clear)
(So clear, so clear, I need you always)

Now it's so clear, I need you here always 

oh, i don't know because they say once you go....
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#54 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
competitive much?
plus we don't have to use costumes to make our baby pretend cute

HEY! our baby is awesome without the costume...and you may not need one, but the extra fluffy hair and the five o'clock shadow help, now don't they?

and is he wearing 2 collared shirts?

Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#55 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

HEY! our baby is awesome without the costume...and you may not need one, but the extra fluffy hair and the five o'clock shadow help, now don't they?

and is he wearing 2 collared shirts?

Hey now, I said it before ... it's not stubble, he's just dirty.   
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#56 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

HEY! our baby is awesome without the costume...and you may not need one, but the extra fluffy hair and the five o'clock shadow help, now don't they?

and is he wearing 2 collared shirts?

he's not pampered so we let him play in the dirt, and we're gonna let him grow the hair out before we shave it into a mohawk..

And no, it's just one... he was just popping the collar earlier, so it's a little messed up... jerk
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#57 | 1512 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
he's not pampered so we let him play in the dirt, and we're gonna let him grow the hair out before we shave it into a mohawk..

And no, it's just one... he was just popping the collar earlier, so it's a little messed up... jerk
Totally dyeing the mohawk blue, too.  Just so you know.  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#58 | 1512 days ago

Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#59 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
dont know mike.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#60 | 1512 days ago

Those things are scheduled??
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#61 | 1512 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
he's not pampered so we let him play in the dirt, and we're gonna let him grow the hair out before we shave it into a mohawk..

And no, it's just one... he was just popping the collar earlier, so it's a little messed up... jerk
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#62 | 1512 days ago

Or at least program the recorder to save it for future viewings.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#63 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Totally dyeing the mohawk blue, too.  Just so you know.  
I wouldn't expect anything less
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#64 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Totally dyeing the mohawk blue, too.  Just so you know.  
NICE! Dodger Blue mohawk on little Stoney Janet.
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  
#65 | 1512 days ago

Don't be ridiculous.  That's what TiVo is for.  

Is there a QVo we can get here?  Like a subscription of 20 Q-bucks a month and all of our favorite trainwrecks will be recorded, no Mod interference, fast-forward through those boring "on-topic" responses?  Anyone?  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#66 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

HEY! our baby is awesome without the costume...and you may not need one, but the extra fluffy hair and the five o'clock shadow help, now don't they?

and is he wearing 2 collared shirts?

He may be cool, but he will never be this cool!

Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#67 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
He may be cool, but he will never be this cool!

anyone else see it?
The freaks come out at night...(this made me think of Nyce)...  
#68 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
He may be cool, but he will never be this cool!

FLASH FORWARD!  Look at Pebbles Stone all growed up! HA!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#69 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
He may be cool, but he will never be this cool!

Um, I used that picture like 10000 years ago in a poll ... you can't use my pictures against me and/or my family on the Q.  It's in the rule book.  Cheater.
Nice example you're setting ... first you want to sell him, now you're teaching him to cheat.  Fake-Father of the year!  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#70 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Um, I used that picture like 10000 years ago in a poll ... you can't use my pictures against me and/or my family on the Q.  It's in the rule book.  Cheater.
Nice example you're setting ... first you want to sell him, now you're teaching him to cheat.  Fake-Father of the year!  
<---Janet face. DOH!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#71 | 1512 days ago

Consistency... Being able to throw games away No matter where you play.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#72 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
janet011685 wrote:
Um, I used that picture like 10000 years ago in a poll ... you can't use my pictures against me and/or my family on the Q.  It's in the rule book.  Cheater.
Nice example you're setting ... first you want to sell him, now you're teaching him to cheat.  Fake-Father of the year!  
Wow 2 awards in under 6 months, I would make an acceptance speech, but I just don't have one prepared. First Jacka$$ of the year, now fake father of the year. I may be be a bad fake father, But at least I am not Bill Cosby Bing Crosby, I knew one of them beat their kids.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#73 | 1512 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Consistency... Being able to throw games away No matter where you play.
hmmmm.
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#74 | 1512 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Wow 2 awards in under 6 months, I would make an acceptance speech, but I just don't have one prepared. First Jacka$$ of the year, now fake father of the year. I may be be a bad fake father, But at least I am not Bill Cosby Bing Crosby, I knew one of them beat their kids.
With a bag of oranges ... this way you don't leave marks.  
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#75 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
hmmmm.
Had to get your attention today somehow..
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#76 | 1512 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Had to get your attention today somehow..
lol. There are better ways...be creative (that may have taken you to the bottom of my crush list).
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#77 | 1512 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good afternoon my Cubs won two in a row and i am convinced they are going to the series. So did I miss anything today? I was at my non-existant job. 
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#78 | 1512 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Consistency... Being able to throw games away No matter where you play.
good stuff!!
#79 | 1512 days ago

Okay so one half of the shed is cleaned out.  Two pickup loads later (to the dumpsters - eff the alley and the selling and the rest - it was all garbage!) and my laundry room actually looks like a laundry room again, because all the stuff that shoulda been in the shed but couldn't fit before is now where it is supposed to be

Did that make any sense at all? 

And the boy child has gone to the store to get his mama some ice cream cuz he's just like that.

Hump day just got a whole lot happier
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#80 | 1512 days ago

Howdy Howdy Howdy Y’all!!!
 
I’m late, as is the norm it seems nowadays, but I’m here all the same … I reckon … unless of course you’ve been studying Descartes, in which case … I’m right on time … unless you doubt that I’m on time … then I may or may not exist … but you might have to consult Kant for some help figuring that out. :)
 
Lindsay Lohan was on time to court today … all decked out with her knew nail polish ala “F*** U” on the middle finger.   Too bad the judge didn’t see it before she was sentenced! I’d love to know what it would’ve been if they had!! Shuckers! Maybe next time!
 
The headline reads: “Tipper doesn’t believe the allegations against her husband,” … the ones being made by some massage therapist (she’s alleging Gore demanded sexual favors). <~~~ Then once you read the article it says, “a friend says ‘anyone who knows her’ doesn’t think she believes them”…  CNN, y’all are jus Fn dumb about writing headlines!!!
 
Some broad in Atlanta can’t get a grip on her hankering for booze!! She’s crashed into the same liquor store on two different occasions, according to rumors! LOL Too bad nobody got either on youtube!!! There is a video on CNN of them pulling her Mazda Miata out of the store though!
 
Apparently a Headline was recalled by CNN, but there was no PR to help with it! The headline reads: “Chevy Volt is coming … slowly” … but when you follow the link the first thing you see is a picture of a man working on a Toyota, and the article talks about how PR sucks during recalls. WTF??
 
TIMEOUT FROM HUMOR AND NONSENSE: The actress who played the elder Rose in Titanic, TURNED 100 ON SUNDAY!! <~~~ Today, Madam, I wish you only the greatest blessings! I enjoyed both the movie and the story, and I do hope that in two years, when Mr. Cameron releases the 3D version to commemorate the 100th Anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, that you will be there, both in spirit, and in person!!! God Bless You!!!
TIMEIN
 
Sheikh Hamza Yusuf, speaking at the 47th annual Islamic Society of North America (ISNA) convention said, we must “stifle extremism”
TIMEOUT, again
I haven’t had the fortune of reading exactly what Mr. Hamza said, so I can’t submit a ‘retort’ here; however, I can say this:
                If the idea of “stifling” extremism involves fighting or any sort of physical exertion (outside of the realm of prayer or rhetoric) then it is a frivolous cause to believe we can be rid of extremism at all. It may only be my own opinion, I’m not sure, but I do believe many people in the world believe that extremists (ie. Suicide-bombers and the like) learn nothing from violence, except that ‘violence can win,’ and even ‘those who commit the most violent of acts will assuredly win.’ Again, speaking my opinion, I believe if we want to be rid of the extremists throughout the world, we must be willing to listen to them! If everyone in the world believed their thoughts and opinions were listened to, respected, and taken into consideration, whether or not they were actually implemented, the vast majority of people who would have the propensity to take to extremism, could probably be convinced to do otherwise … for the good of the whole. Sadly, such is not the case … almost anywhere in our world, at present.
TIMEIN, again
In an attempt to make the public believe they give a s***, Chicago clergy discussed the recent passage of a gun ordinance that was quickly passed after a gun ban was struck down by the Supreme Court last week <~~~ As usual, advocates for “Banning weapons” speaking about the problems “Guns” cause, rather than addressing the real problem “WHICH GUNS?” Licensed or unlicensed? “Stolen” or “Accounted for?” <~~~ Keep addressing the non-issues Chicago!!! STUPID!!!
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#81 | 1512 days ago

If anyone cares...my XBOX is working again...thank your gods! WOOT!
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#82 | 1512 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
If anyone cares...my XBOX is working again...thank your gods! WOOT!
plug it in did you?
#83 | 1512 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Consistency... Being able to throw games away No matter where you play.
I gave you a Respect for that comment because you're a cool babe, but at the moment "babe" isn't the B-word I'm looking for!  LOL

Dang Favre haters!!! 
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#84 | 1512 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Howdy Howdy Howdy Y’all!!!
 
I’m late, as is the norm it seems nowadays, but I’m here all the same … I reckon … unless of course you’ve been studying Descartes, in which case … I’m right on time … unless you doubt that I’m on time … then I may or may not exist … but you might have to consult Kant for some help figuring that out. :)
 
Lindsay Lohan was on time to court today … all decked out with her knew nail polish ala “F*** U” on the middle finger.   Too bad the judge didn’t see it before she was sentenced! I’d love to know what it would’ve been if they had!! Shuckers! Maybe next time!
 
The headline reads: “Tipper doesn’t believe the allegations against her husband,” … the ones being made by some massage therapist (she’s alleging Gore demanded sexual favors). <~~~ Then once you read the article it says, “a friend says ‘anyone who knows her’ doesn’t think she believes them”…  CNN, y’all are jus Fn dumb about writing headlines!!!
 
Some broad in Atlanta can’t get a grip on her hankering for booze!! She’s crashed into the same liquor store on two different occasions, according to rumors! LOL Too bad nobody got either on youtube!!! There is a video on CNN of them pulling her Mazda Miata out of the store though!
 
Apparently a Headline was recalled by CNN, but there was no PR to help with it! The headline reads: “Chevy Volt is coming … slowly” … but when you follow the link the first thing you see is a picture of a man working on a Toyota, and the article talks about how PR sucks during recalls. WTF??
 
TIMEOUT FROM HUMOR AND NONSENSE: The actress who played the elder Rose in Titanic, TURNED 100 ON SUNDAY!! <~~~ Today, Madam, I wish you only the greatest blessings! I enjoyed both the movie and the story, and I do hope that in two years, when Mr. Cameron releases the 3D version to commemorate the 100th Anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, that you will be there, both in spirit, and in person!!! God Bless You!!!
TIMEIN
 
Sheikh Hamza Yusuf, speaking at the 47th annual Islamic Society of North America (ISNA) convention said, we must “stifle extremism”
TIMEOUT, again
I haven’t had the fortune of reading exactly what Mr. Hamza said, so I can’t submit a ‘retort’ here; however, I can say this:
                If the idea of “stifling” extremism involves fighting or any sort of physical exertion (outside of the realm of prayer or rhetoric) then it is a frivolous cause to believe we can be rid of extremism at all. It may only be my own opinion, I’m not sure, but I do believe many people in the world believe that extremists (ie. Suicide-bombers and the like) learn nothing from violence, except that ‘violence can win,’ and even ‘those who commit the most violent of acts will assuredly win.’ Again, speaking my opinion, I believe if we want to be rid of the extremists throughout the world, we must be willing to listen to them! If everyone in the world believed their thoughts and opinions were listened to, respected, and taken into consideration, whether or not they were actually implemented, the vast majority of people who would have the propensity to take to extremism, could probably be convinced to do otherwise … for the good of the whole. Sadly, such is not the case … almost anywhere in our world, at present.
TIMEIN, again
In an attempt to make the public believe they give a s***, Chicago clergy discussed the recent passage of a gun ordinance that was quickly passed after a gun ban was struck down by the Supreme Court last week <~~~ As usual, advocates for “Banning weapons” speaking about the problems “Guns” cause, rather than addressing the real problem “WHICH GUNS?” Licensed or unlicensed? “Stolen” or “Accounted for?” <~~~ Keep addressing the non-issues Chicago!!! STUPID!!!
If you had your own daily news segment, I would so start watching the news again and be all "he's so sexy" and drool over you a la becky and colbert.

Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#85 | 1512 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
I gave you a Respect for that comment because you're a cool babe, but at the moment "babe" isn't the B-word I'm looking for!  LOL

Dang Favre haters!!! 
DID.
THAT.
REALLY.
JUST.


HAPPEN?

(oh god, I'm a goner...)
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#86 | 1512 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Don't be ridiculous.  That's what TiVo is for.  

Is there a QVo we can get here?  Like a subscription of 20 Q-bucks a month and all of our favorite trainwrecks will be recorded, no Mod interference, fast-forward through those boring "on-topic" responses?  Anyone?  
D*** you!   OOR

I was going to say, "I'll bookmark this comment and come back to 'respect' it later," but then I thought, "you're not smart enough McWiggle!  You forget your Fn phone every other time you leave, and you're MF'n KNOWN all around this MFah to walk to the car without a set of keys with which to operate the MFah!! ... STUPID" ....................

And that is right in-line with your comment!!! 

Whomever should think of this "QvO" thingamadohickey, come up with a "auto-respect on 'x' day" hickeymadothingy too!!!  That way us folk who lack a short-term memory can still 'respect' the good s*** tomorrow!  Word??
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#87 | 1512 days ago



As Seen On:   http://consumerist.com/2010/07/this-batman-product-is-confusing-but-only-costs-150.html

I don't know where this product is sold, but it was poorly translated...can anybody figure this out????
 
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#88 | 1512 days ago

Oddfool wrote:


As Seen On:   http://consumerist.com/2010/07/this-batman-product-is-confusing-but-only-costs-150.html

I don't know where this product is sold, but it was poorly translated...can anybody figure this out????
 
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#89 | 1512 days ago

Oddfool wrote:


As Seen On:   http://consumerist.com/2010/07/this-batman-product-is-confusing-but-only-costs-150.html

I don't know where this product is sold, but it was poorly translated...can anybody figure this out????
 
Batman Begins was 2005 not 2006!!
Ra's al Ghul, The Scarecrow is Dr. Jonathan Crane, Carmine Falcone, alias "the Roman", so on and so forth, no Joker in Batman Begins!!!
#90 | 1512 days ago

Oddfool wrote:


As Seen On:   http://consumerist.com/2010/07/this-batman-product-is-confusing-but-only-costs-150.html

I don't know where this product is sold, but it was poorly translated...can anybody figure this out????
 
 Peter Parker is pissed.  That's all I'm saying.
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#91 | 1512 days ago

BBC...WHAT THAT THANG DO?
Hey! Who's that thinkin' nasty thoughts? Nasty boys!...  
#92 | 1512 days ago

Happy hump day!  Kramer is off work tomorrow and is as happy as a 5 y/o going on a field trip!  All systems are go for the table games to open up to the public at the casino as of 6:00 am tomorrow morning, and yours truly is gonna go blow some hard earned cash when he wakes up.  The Pirates are down in Houston, and last night did their usual suck job in that ballpark.  They can't win in the field formerly known as Enron if their lives depended on it.  It's hotter than Jennifer Aniston here right now.  To use my mom's line, "if this is any indication of how hot hell is, I'm going to heaven for sure."  It's still 10 degrees worse on the other side of the Keystone state.  I need to run out and water the garden, and then sit on my butt the rest of the night and do absolutely nothing except watch Hot in Cleveland...yes I've been watching it thanks to Betty White, and I love it.  In the meantime, why don't you fine folks tell me who said it.  Since I'm going to a casino tomorrow, I think a certain Kenny Rogers song is appropriate right now...

Kenny Rogers - The Gambler

On a warm summer's evenin',
On a train bound for nowhere
I met up with the gambler.
We were both too tired to sleep.
So we took turns a-starin'
Out the window at the darkness.
When boredom overtook us,
He began to speak.

He said, Son, I've made my life
Out of readin' people's faces.
Knowin' what the cards were
By the way they held their eyes.
So if you don't mind my sayin',
I can see you're out of aces,
For a taste of your whiskey,
I'll give you some advice.

So I handed him my bottle,
And he drank down my last swallow.
Then he bummed a cigarette
And asked me for a light.
And the night got deathly quiet,
And his face lost all expression.
He said, If
You're gonna play the game, boy,
You gotta learn to play it right.

You've got to know
When to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run.
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done.

Now every gambler knows
The secret to survivin'
Is knowin' what to throw away
And knowin' what to keep.
'Cause every hand's a winner
And every hand's a loser
And the best you can hope for
Is to die in your sleep.

And when he finished speakin',
He turned back toward the window,
Crushed out his cigarette
And faded off to sleep.
And somewhere in the darkness,
The gambler he broke even.
And in his final words I found
An ace that I could keep.

You've got to know
When to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run.
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done.

You've got to know
When to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run.
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done.

You've got to know
When to hold 'em,
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away,
Know when to run.
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table.
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done...
 
Not enough music?  Don't worry, I got 8 more where that came from!

BK over and out (for now)
 
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#93 | 1512 days ago

my boys still insist i invented the mullet!
#94 | 1512 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
my boys still insist i invented the mullet!
Which by the way has been banned in Iran.
#95 | 1512 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

food_man56 wrote:
Which by the way has been banned in Iran.
 lmao, well one thing they got right
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#96 | 1512 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Which by the way has been banned in Iran.
really?
#97 | 1512 days ago

Evening Q'rs...good to see all is back to normal....glad its Thursday, just one more day to get through...people all freaky at work so glad weekend is almost here...ahh my song cause its stuck in my head :

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin' about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass
so (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
But a scrub's checkin' me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's looking like trash
can't get wit' a deadbeat ass
So (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time (so no)
Chorus
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
oh no I don't want no scrub
No scrub
No scrub
No No
No scrub
No no no no
No no


Dont ask/dont tell...have a good one all
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#98 | 1512 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
really?
Yep, they just recently banned mullets in Iran
#99 | 1512 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Was on the way home, when I heard on the radio that another earthquake out near Borrego Springs.  Something around a 5.4 on the scale.  And they are alleging that this is not an aftershock from last Easter's quake but a new one on its own.   I didn't feel this one, as I was driving, but I heard this song on the radio today.  Just had to look it up.

"I Pray for You."
Jaron and the Long Road to Love



I haven’t been to church since I don’t remember when
Things were going great til they fell apart again
So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
He said you can’t go hatin’ others who have done wrong to you
Sometimes we get angry but we must not condemn
Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them

I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I’d like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you

I’m really glad I found my way to church
Cause I’m already feelin’ better and I thank God for the words
Yeah, I’m gonna take the high road and do what the preacher told me to do
You keep messin’ up, and I’ll keep prayin’ for you

I pray your tire goes out at 110
I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend
And wake up with his and her tattoos…

I pray your brakes go out runnin’ down a hill
I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
And knocks you in the head like I’d like to
I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
I pray you’re flyin’ high when your engine stalls
I pray all your dreams never come true
Just know wherever you are, near or far
In your house or in your car
Wherever you are, honey, I pray for you
I pray for you
We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little looney...  
#100 | 1512 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Yep, they just recently banned mullets in Iran
thats probably a good thing....lol..when my kids were little and i cut their hair..i lied it long,,and spikey on top....had no clue it was called anything other than how i liked their hair...(of course being the calif mom in virginia,,had to be different....then in the late 80s..everyone started wearing them...ohhh geez! am i responsible?? (wink)
#101 | 1512 days ago

5.4 earthquake and I didn't feel it either. It's the most active fault and was triggered by the Easter earthquake.
Beans, Beans, He's our man, If he cant do it, no one can...  

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