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What's the stupidest thing you ever did while drunk? (Edited 07/08/10 06:28AM by Kenne)
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done while drunk?

What's the stupidest thing you ever did while drunk? <span style="font-size:12px;">(Edited 07/08/10 06:28AM by Kenne)</span> Photo
Featured by: Anthonyg7575 at 7/08/10 9:24AM
| Closed on 09/29/10 at 05:00PM
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26 Fans 
46%a. I did this ____
19%b. I dont remember but I bet it was stupid
27%c. Other: Beaneaters
8%d. I dont drink ever

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#3 | 1051 days ago

Got a DUI..... Doesn't get any stupider than that.

I did this ____  
  
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#1 | 1051 days ago

I just got out of bed and changed my user name after a long night of drknking whiskey shots, which may go down as one of the dumbest things I've done besides taking my clothes off to a cop to prove a point about nothing illegal.
#2 | 1051 days ago

I hopped into the back of a cop car thinking it was a cab.  Luckily for me, she was a cool officer and she gave me a ride home. 
#3 | 1051 days ago

Got a DUI..... Doesn't get any stupider than that.

I did this ____  
#4 | 1051 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I just got out of bed and changed my user name after a long night of drknking whiskey shots, which may go down as one of the dumbest things I've done besides taking my clothes off to a cop to prove a point about nothing illegal.
At least you changed your name to your real name, you could have done worse. Imagine changing it, then realizing that you named yourself "StingswhenIpee"....
I did this ____  
#5 | 1051 days ago

one of my friends handed me an injured kitten while i was so drunk i could hardly stand. I checked the kitten, figured out a couple of the metatarsal bones in his paw were broken and when my friend came back i'd realigned the bones and wrapped the paw in an attempt to keep them strait... i then promptly fell out of my chair while trying to hand back the kitten and threw up on her shoes O.O needless to say the kitten thing wasn't enough to make the throw up thing ok...

#6 | 1051 days ago

got pregnant?
#7 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by JrCanuckFan)
wow..its been so many years ,since ive been that drunk......but i can assure there were many dumb things..how many times have we all gotten behind the wheel after drinking?..That has to be the dumbest....Back when i drank that much too get that crazy drunk..,did a calif stop, and got pulled over by 2 of my dad's friends.(i was 19)....i passed the sobriety test(only cause i was a good athelete and had great balance)..but i was sh*t-ake faced......they knew..threw me in the back of their car,( they didnt tell me they knew my dad till after the test),,one of the cops drove my truck  home,while we followed in the police car..they carried me up to my condo and tucked me into bed....i was lucky,i was ok and that i didnt harm anyone..

edited for language ~ JCF
#8 | 1051 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

ugh, so many stupid things, so little time.

I'm with Anthony though, driving would be number one.  Number two would be driving and getting into a street brawl with some other guys, drawing attention to ourselves then driving away from the scene only to get pulled over.  Pretty dumb...
Other: Beaneaters  
#9 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
My sense of reason doesn't leave me when I get drunk so I can't say that I've done all that many stupid things while sh*tfaced. On the other hand, my standards do tend to get lowered and the old beer goggles have meant that occasionally I've woken up with a 5...


edited for language
#10 | 1051 days ago

HA! got a while...?
#11 | 1051 days ago

Only been drunk once and i thought i was gonna die, i was so sick.  I didn't do anything but pray "God help me thru this and i will never do this again" and i haven't.
Other: Beaneaters  
#12 | 1051 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I just got out of bed and changed my user name after a long night of drknking whiskey shots, which may go down as one of the dumbest things I've done besides taking my clothes off to a cop to prove a point about nothing illegal.
The dumbest thing you ever did was not invite me over for whiskey...    Just so you know for the future.. I like Jameson!
Other: Beaneaters  
#13 | 1051 days ago

Anthonyg7575 wrote:

Got a DUI..... Doesn't get any stupider than that.

I would have to agree... I did mine on Memorial Day Weekend.. What the heck was I thinking?  Less cops out on a Holiday?   
Other: Beaneaters  
#14 | 1051 days ago

I have way to many to write here..... Might be better to ask me what I did was smart, and  that would be ....... UMMM ...... Dang let me get back to you on that one!
Other: Beaneaters  
#15 | 1051 days ago

Never been drunk, I'll tell you as soon as it happens

#16 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

Never been drunk, I'll tell you as soon as it happens

wow
I did this ____  
#17 | 1051 days ago

Got drunk one evening, had sex with a peacock and I think this is our off spring.


#18 | 1051 days ago

Consider the hangover I'd have the next day .........

Such a waste of Fn time ..........

And to think all of the MF'ers who got to the bar quicker whilst I sobered up!!  Nonsense!!!
#19 | 1051 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
HA! got a while...?
Days, Princess, days!!! 
#20 | 1051 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well my friends told me i sang i got you babe in the middle of the bar, but I dont believe them. 
I dont remember but I bet it was stupid  
#21 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
I could sit here and chronologically give you a dissertation about all the stupid crap I have done drunk. Believe me, I have the time today. But I will just give some of the highlights and spare the back stories. Car surfing, drag racing, streaking my high schools homecoming bon fire, punching street signs, fighting my best friend(for the hell of it), sledding while tied to a moving vehicle, getting beat by a dominatrix in the middle of the Vegas strip on new year's eve, broke ankle jumping over a bon fire..... But as Anthony already said, getting a DUI is by far the stupidest thing.
I did this ____  
#22 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

Never been drunk, I'll tell you as soon as it happens

Don't worry, havent forgot about our ladies night.
#23 | 1051 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
I could sit here and chronologically give you a dissertation about all the stupid crap I have done drunk. Believe me, I have the time today. But I will just give some of the highlights and spare the back stories. Car surfing, drag racing, streaking my high schools homecoming bon fire, punching street signs, fighting my best friend(for the hell of it), sledding while tied to a moving vehicle, getting beat by a dominatrix in the middle of the Vegas strip on new year's eve, broke ankle jumping over a bon fire..... But as Anthony already said, getting a DUI is by far the stupidest thing.
just wow.
#24 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

Never been drunk, I'll tell you as soon as it happens

I've been tipsy, but I too, have never really been drunk.
Other: Beaneaters  
#25 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
kobe_lova wrote:
just wow.

What can I say, 16 to 32 were fun years for me! I left out, betting a friend I could drink a 5th of vodka in 3 hours, no mixers, chasing it with beer. Then when I lost, which I did, I had to wear a bumblebee coustume to the bars the next weekend.

I did this ____  
#26 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
kobe_lova wrote:
Don't worry, havent forgot about our ladies night.
Yeah, we need to do that soon, I feel excluded from this kind of poll.
#27 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Yeah, we need to do that soon, I feel excluded from this kind of poll.
LOL...you know that thats a good thing right. I drink everyday but you can still count on less both hands how many times I've been "drunk"...and while it causes some interesting situations, the next day is NO fun. 

but on ladies night...yeah...drunk Violet is the goal.
#28 | 1051 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

What can I say, 16 to 32 were fun years for me! I left out, betting a friend I could drink a 5th of vodka in 3 hours, no mixers, chasing it with beer. Then when I lost, which I did, I had to wear a bumblebee coustume to the bars the next weekend.

you're spectacular!!
#29 | 1051 days ago

kteacher wrote:
I've been tipsy, but I too, have never really been drunk.
I got the feeling that I'd pass out on the 4th drink...
#30 | 1051 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

VIOLET wrote:
Yeah, we need to do that soon, I feel excluded from this kind of poll.
This is just the kind of poll of which you should be happy to be excluded. 
Other: Beaneaters  
#31 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
kobe_lova wrote:
LOL...you know that thats a good thing right. I drink everyday but you can still count on less both hands how many times I've been "drunk"...and while it causes some interesting situations, the next day is NO fun. 

but on ladies night...yeah...drunk Violet is the goal.
Ok, I'll be your guinea pig
#32 | 1051 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
you're spectacular!!
Or as Forrest Gump would say "I'm not a very bright man"
I did this ____  
#33 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
huskerfan_ia wrote:
This is just the kind of poll of which you should be happy to be excluded. 
LOL yes, but it's like when  you're in the middle of a conversation, and you have no idea about what people are talking about, and you just smile and nod like a fool
#34 | 1051 days ago

getting beat by a dominatrix in the middle of the Vegas strip on new year's ever


ROFLMAO......Everything else everyone has posted i can see, but this really came out of left field....holy hell...thanks, I really needed that after the way this day has gone.
#35 | 1051 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

VIOLET wrote:
LOL yes, but it's like when  you're in the middle of a conversation, and you have no idea about what people are talking about, and you just smile and nod like a fool
But see, you're smiling and nodding AT the fools. so....
Other: Beaneaters  
#36 | 1051 days ago

rickdick wrote:
wow
#37 | 1051 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Days, Princess, days!!! 
that's "queen," joseph. "princess"...my ass.

well, i'll go with some more recent material. tuesday at work my bartender and i did something that involves nipples when we thought no one was watching (it was really dead that night.)

last wednesday...or maybe it was two wednesdays ago. who knows. i was at a jam session and being about 6-drinks deep, i decided i'd hop up and do the vocals for sweet child o mine. truth be told, i don't know any of the lyrics to the song other than "ooooooowooooooohhh sweet child o mine!" so i tried did the passenger-seat-lyrics-mumble till the parts i knew...into the mic. it was awful.

two sundays ago, i got pulled naked from the ocean at 3am and issued a ticket and a warning that if he were to give me a ticket for being naked, i'd be a registered sex offender for the rest of my life. he let us off easily though and gave us "glass bottles and fire" instead. hell of a fine for a broke gal to pay. so as he was writing us up, we're all standing there naked and he decides to show us some alligator tracks in the sand. did i mention we're all still naked? feeling free and naked is awesome. being naked and escorted around by a po-po while intoxicated is not awesome.
#38 | 1051 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
But see, you're smiling and nodding AT the fools. so....
Ok, I feel better now, thanks Scott
#39 | 1051 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
that's "queen," joseph. "princess"...my ass.

well, i'll go with some more recent material. tuesday at work my bartender and i did something that involves nipples when we thought no one was watching (it was really dead that night.)

last wednesday...or maybe it was two wednesdays ago. who knows. i was at a jam session and being about 6-drinks deep, i decided i'd hop up and do the vocals for sweet child o mine. truth be told, i don't know any of the lyrics to the song other than "ooooooowooooooohhh sweet child o mine!" so i tried did the passenger-seat-lyrics-mumble till the parts i knew...into the mic. it was awful.

two sundays ago, i got pulled naked from the ocean at 3am and issued a ticket and a warning that if he were to give me a ticket for being naked, i'd be a registered sex offender for the rest of my life. he let us off easily though and gave us "glass bottles and fire" instead. hell of a fine for a broke gal to pay. so as he was writing us up, we're all standing there naked and he decides to show us some alligator tracks in the sand. did i mention we're all still naked? feeling free and naked is awesome. being naked and escorted around by a po-po while intoxicated is not awesome.
#40 | 1051 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
that's "queen," joseph. "princess"...my ass.

well, i'll go with some more recent material. tuesday at work my bartender and i did something that involves nipples when we thought no one was watching (it was really dead that night.)

last wednesday...or maybe it was two wednesdays ago. who knows. i was at a jam session and being about 6-drinks deep, i decided i'd hop up and do the vocals for sweet child o mine. truth be told, i don't know any of the lyrics to the song other than "ooooooowooooooohhh sweet child o mine!" so i tried did the passenger-seat-lyrics-mumble till the parts i knew...into the mic. it was awful.

two sundays ago, i got pulled naked from the ocean at 3am and issued a ticket and a warning that if he were to give me a ticket for being naked, i'd be a registered sex offender for the rest of my life. he let us off easily though and gave us "glass bottles and fire" instead. hell of a fine for a broke gal to pay. so as he was writing us up, we're all standing there naked and he decides to show us some alligator tracks in the sand. did i mention we're all still naked? feeling free and naked is awesome. being naked and escorted around by a po-po while intoxicated is not awesome.
Girls who get naked when drunk are awesome.


You just moved up on my awesomeness list. 
Other: Beaneaters  
#41 | 1051 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

VIOLET wrote:
Ok, I feel better now, thanks Scott
You're welcome, I'm here to help. 
Other: Beaneaters  
#42 | 1051 days ago

mojo wrote:
getting beat by a dominatrix in the middle of the Vegas strip on new year's ever


ROFLMAO......Everything else everyone has posted i can see, but this really came out of left field....holy hell...thanks, I really needed that after the way this day has gone.
At one time there was video proof of this on the internet. Thankfully for me and my future political career, that web page has been closed down and all evidence has been lost.
I did this ____  
#43 | 1051 days ago

Drunk and sauna don't go together well.  Got drunk, went into the sauna and then to the lake to cool off - back to sauna, then back to lake.  Said eff the sauna and went to the fire to warm up.  Went right into the fire   Burnt my thighs, hands, hair, chest, eyebrows.  thankfully friends yanked me out almost as fast as I went in, but I still got pretty badly burned. 

Never been that drunk since, and while I will have drinks fairly regularly, like Ashlie, I cannot remember the last time I was "drunk".
#44 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Ok, I'll be your guinea pig
Oh, you're no test subject. I'm great at getting women drunk.
#45 | 1051 days ago
bikerboythumper (+)

wtf
#46 | 1051 days ago

I've hit all the idiot high notes... put it that way.
I dont remember but I bet it was stupid  
#47 | 1051 days ago

 I become a genius when I'm drunk.
I dont remember but I bet it was stupid  
#48 | 1051 days ago

 Hmmm...where do I start?? I think I have told my shoe phone story before. Other than that, I guess the worse thing would be being part of a "Hooters for Shooters" contest.
Other: Beaneaters  
#49 | 1051 days ago

did duty #2 on a lifeguard chair at the beach.
I did this ____  
#50 | 1051 days ago

Getting tattooed while drunk could lead to a decision you'll regret when sober
I did this ____  
#51 | 1051 days ago

mojo wrote:
Got drunk one evening, had sex with a peacock and I think this is our off spring.


She's adorable...you must be so proud.
#52 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

Never been drunk, I'll tell you as soon as it happens

Me neither.  Don't think it will happen for me...this usually happens when you're younger.  (And I quit all my hard drinking in the 3rd grade.)
#53 | 1051 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
LOL yes, but it's like when  you're in the middle of a conversation, and you have no idea about what people are talking about, and you just smile and nod like a fool
I do that all the time.
#54 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Oddfool wrote:
I do that all the time.
aaaaawwww, you're sweet
#55 | 1051 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
Oh, you're no test subject. I'm great at getting women drunk.
 And dont forget I can be your dd so you girls can have a blast. (also I can film it cause what happens on the q well we show and tell all the q) 
I dont remember but I bet it was stupid  
#56 | 1051 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 And dont forget I can be your dd so you girls can have a blast. (also I can film it cause what happens on the q well we show and tell all the q) 


I always need a DD.. Film away.. Might just be good enough for world funniest videos.. I will split the profits with you!
Other: Beaneaters  
#57 | 1051 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Nikki20 wrote:


I always need a DD.. Film away.. Might just be good enough for world funniest videos.. I will split the profits with you!
 Ok  
I dont remember but I bet it was stupid  
#58 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
Shouldn't the poll question be "What is the most stupid thing you've ever done while drunk?" Just kidding Kenne...
I did this ____  
#59 | 1051 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 And dont forget I can be your dd so you girls can have a blast. (also I can film it cause what happens on the q well we show and tell all the q) 
Reminds me a couple years ago, I played chauffeur for my wife and her friends to one of the local indian casinos when the Chippendales were performing.  I drove, so they could drink if they wanted to, and made sure they safely arrived home after their fun.  I did that twice, the second time I remember the sliding entry door was not working, so I even played doorman to all the beautiful ladies coming to see the show.  (Was a great night  )
#60 | 1051 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Shouldn't the poll question be "What is the most stupid thing you've ever done while drunk?" Just kidding Kenne...
Somebody's trying to suck up to kteach-
#61 | 1051 days ago

I don't get drunk but I do get to the club, I'll be there tonight after work
#62 | 1051 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Shouldn't the poll question be "What is the most stupid thing you've ever done while drunk?" Just kidding Kenne...
You're right. I was still drunk when I posted this after waking up in the middle of the night.
#63 | 1051 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Me neither.  Don't think it will happen for me...this usually happens when you're younger.  (And I quit all my hard drinking in the 3rd grade.)
You did it just in time :)
#64 | 1051 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 And dont forget I can be your dd so you girls can have a blast. (also I can film it cause what happens on the q well we show and tell all the q) 
are you gonna edit it and post it 10 days in a row...because if not, really, whats the point?
#65 | 1051 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
are you gonna edit it and post it 10 days in a row...because if not, really, whats the point?
You stole my line...
If it is... Can we by the Uncut Version?
#66 | 1051 days ago

During one Summer semester in college, a group of friends decided we would have an post organic chemistry party!  After SEVERAL pitchers of beer and SEVERAL pitchers of Long Island Tea, we decided to do shots of Bacardi 151 rum and chase it with Coke or Sprite.  The mistake they made was leaving the bottle with me, and by the time we got back to a friends dorm room, the fifth was half empty! Several folks started to stagger home and I was left with my best friend and two girls we were interested in at the time.  Everything was going well.........up until the point that I passed out face first in her lap!  Two days later, after nearly being taken to the hospital by my mom, only to be reassured by my friend that I had a serious case of botulism, I SWORE that I would never get so ignorant again! 
#67 | 1051 days ago

In college...went "dahn tahn" (Pittsburghese for downtown)....walked back and was waiting for the traffic light to change....remembered that earlier in the day I was at the intersection and found I could shut the light off...both green and red...being drunk, showed my roommate....went out to "play with the traffic light"...and shut it off as a cop rode by....ran and hid...cop came looking...but never found me...
I did this ____  
#68 | 1051 days ago

I was so drunk this one time.. ( ok, I have been sooo drunk many times)  There was this deer in the middle of the road.( Yes, in the city of Duluth)  Wouldnt move. The group of ppl I was with, dared me to get the deer out of the road so we could get to the next bar... I got out of the car, chased that darn deer for what seemed 2 miles, Only to look back and see I only went 1 block.... But because he was jumping over rocks and ditches, climbing up hills, then he chased me back to the car. The Deer Looked in the window.As to say, I win! I think I about went in my pants. I also went into the bar and had to have a few more. I have learned that leave the deer in the road.. You drive around it...   That same night, I was getting tired of waiting for the lights to change, I jumped out of the car, ran to the light, pushed the button to cross the road, the light changed before I got back to the car, I had to run the block  to catch them... Dang, I need to learn to stay put in the car.... I could tell you about the time I threw my cellphone out the window... it survived....
Other: Beaneaters  
#69 | 1050 days ago

Am I the only one here who has never been drunk/never drank?
I dont drink ever  
#70 | 1050 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
She's adorable...you must be so proud.
I am... brings a tear to my eye.
#71 | 1049 days ago

I think for me right now.. It is drunk posting.. what am I thinking?
Other: Beaneaters  
#72 | 1049 days ago

(Edited by JenX63)
I attempted to pole dance on a street sign....  the story is long and embarassing, but the end is this...ended up with 4 stitches in my head, and a warning ticket for public intoxication
I did this ____  
#73 | 1049 days ago

Worst was when myself and two other friends got absolutely loaded and came out of the bar and couldn't find their car. Its 1am, we staggered about 10 blocks to the police station and reported it stolen. After filing the report and handing it in, one of the officers who was heading home offered to give us a ride (we grew up with him). Upon pulling up to my driveway the officer says "hey guys, you are th luckiest bastards I have ever met. Someone stole your car,drove it to your house, and parked it perfectly in your driveway!" . You guessed it. We were so drunk we forgot whose car we had taken.
#74 | 1049 days ago

(Edited by Yosefederation)
Haven't heard this one yet, so here it goes.I once went and took  my own car from an impound yard (hey they left the gate open), after being too drunk to move it before it got towed. Yeah I was so much more sober when I "retrieved it" at 3:00am :>)
Other: Beaneaters  
#75 | 1048 days ago

I get better at bowling, but I also wound up at the train station when I was over in France after walking my friend home.  Luckily I knew how to get back to my host parents' house from there or I would've fallen asleep in the train station.
I did this ____  
#76 | 1048 days ago

I got my first DUI on a Thursday evening at 10 pm, Went to court at 1 pm Friday plead not guilty. And by 7pm that night I was on my way to jail again, 2 DUI'S in less than 24 hours ( June of 1996 was not one of my better times) 
I did this ____  
#77 | 1048 days ago

maddhatter6691 wrote:
I got my first DUI on a Thursday evening at 10 pm, Went to court at 1 pm Friday plead not guilty. And by 7pm that night I was on my way to jail again, 2 DUI'S in less than 24 hours ( June of 1996 was not one of my better times) 


are you a rapper?


(hey Dean)
#78 | 1048 days ago

At a party and walked right in front  of a cop.
I did this ____  
#79 | 1048 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:


are you a rapper?


(hey Dean)
Hey ASHLIE

No not a rapper, good to see ya
I did this ____  
#80 | 1048 days ago

 I'm not sure if theres enough room on the interwebz for me to answer this one honestly. I will do myself and everyone else a favor and just leave it at that.
#81 | 1048 days ago

(Edited by bayareabeast21)
#82 | 1047 days ago

bayareabeast21 wrote:
After he got arrested, I bet the Bengals gave him a contract.
#83 | 1047 days ago

 I did a strip tease on my webcam and the next day I regretted it.

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