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Hello people. Here's a little story I've got to tell....I was just playing. I've had so much to rant about that I haven't bothered...and we'll just keep it that way for now. Shout out to the hardest working person in a church..Leigh! Everyone else enjoy today and quite possibly tomorrow.
| Closed on 07/26/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
29 Fans 
14%a. It's Friday...
10%b. Get down on it...
3%c. And if you like fish and grits...
10%d. Eat my shorts...
17%e. Kiss my grits...
31%f. Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...
10%g. {insert cocktail of choice here}...
3%h. Cold beans, hey, and collard greens...

 &nbp;
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#22 | 1377 days ago

Morning Delicate Little Flowers!

A couple things.
Why can't I give anyone respects?
Why is there a swirling thingie where I usually see my gifts?
Dodgers game tonight. I hope I see a win.
I have a select a seat  thingie tomorrow for the Kings and I'm suppose to meet my ticket rep. May he shower me with free stuff.
4 days away.
I just got a bike and I feel like a kid at 4:30 on Christmas morning waiting to open her gifts--------I soooooo can't wait to take it to the beach.

Hope you all have a kid-like Christmas morning feeling today/this weekend. Remember to smile, laugh, and by giddy.
Eat my shorts...  
  
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#1 | 1377 days ago

{insert cocktail of choice here}..  Misread that, but I do have a T-shirt just  like it!!
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#2 | 1377 days ago

WADE, BOSH & JAMES...

Still looks like the Laker Three-Peat  next year!! 

Nothing yet other than my crazy ass chirping about why do I gotta be at work...
Hahahaha to Lindsay - break the law, GO TO JAIL!!

Ohhh Drink is...the Dee Rigga!
One shot of Courvosier (or a little more)
One shot of Amaretto De Saronno (ditto)
Tall Glass with ice
fill with Red Bull...mix
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#3 | 1377 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
{insert cocktail of choice here}..  Misread that, but I do have a T-shirt just  like it!!
Raise my hand to fill in tha blank!!!
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#4 | 1377 days ago

 And the people I meet, always go their separate ways.

Good Morning America, It's Friday!!!

No Braves, Royals, or World Cup yesterday, so nothing major happened in sports.

Did some training last night for the new job, from 3:30 to midnight.  When I got to the bar for my Guinness it was closed, so I'm going back over earlier today to see why they were out of the place by 12:10.  Not a soul,  and they are supposed to be open until 2.  Altho it has been slow times recently, so I'll go with that.

Not sure what to do this weekend.  I'll have the kids Sat and Sun.  Probably watch some World Cup.

Be Inspired:

If I really want to improve my situation, I can work on the one thing over which
I have control — myself.
~Stephen Covey
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#5 | 1377 days ago

Hi, not much going on here.  We did get a little rain last night which the ground quickly swallowed up.  Hope everyone has a nice and safe weekend.
Cold beans, hey, and collard greens...  
#6 | 1377 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

(Edited by huskerfan_ia)
My new puppy, everyone say "Awwwww!"

{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#7 | 1377 days ago

Happy (what's that..yes we made it to) Friday Everybodeee!

Scott:  Awwwww

Lebron to Miami?  Don't affect me in the least.

Hearing on the news about this octopus that has been successfully predicting some of the World Cup games, causing an uproar when it chose Spain over Germany.   Now there have been threats against the poor creature, with people wondering how it would taste.    

Anyways, hope everyone's day is smooth and short.   Later y'all.
It's Friday...  
#8 | 1377 days ago

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Miami, uh, uh
Southbeach, bringin the heat, uh
Haha, can y'all feel that
Can y'all feel that
Jig it out, uh

Here I am in the place where I come let go
In Miami the base and the sunset low
Everyday like a mardi gras everybody party all day
No work all play okay
So we sip a little something leave the rest to spill
Bein' jolly at the bar running up a high hill
Nothin less than nil, we're addressed to kill
Everytime the ladies pass, they be like (Hi Will)
Can y'all feel me, all ages and races
Real sweet faces
Every different nation, Spanish, Haitian, Indian, Jamaican
Black, White, Cuban, and Asian
I only came for two days of playing
But every time I come I always wind up staying
This the type of town I could spend a few days in
Miami the city that keeps the roof blazing

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a Miami)
Bouncing in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm going to Miami
Welcome to Miami

Yo I heard the rainstorms ain't nothin to mess with
But I can't feel a drip on the strip, it's a trip
Ladies half-dressed, fully equipped
And they be screaming out, (Will we loved your last hit)
So I'm thinking I'm a scoot me something hot
In this south-sea meringue melting pot
Hottest club in the city and it's right on the beach
Temperature get to ya it's about to reach
Five-hundred degrees
In the carribean seas, with the hot mommies
Screamin (ay, papi)
Every time I come to town, they be spotting me
In the drop top, there ain't no stopping me
So, cash in your dough
And flow to this fashion show
Pound for pound anywhere you go
Yo ain't no city in the world like this
An if you ask how I know I gots to plead the fifth

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a miami)
Bouncing in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm going to Miami
Welcome to Miami

Don't get me wrong, Chi-town got it going on
And New York is the city that we know don't sleep
And we all know that L.A. and Philly stay jiggy
But on the sneak, Miami bringing heat for real
Y'all don't understand
I never seen so many Dominican women with cinnamon tans
MIRA this is the plan
Take a walk on the beach draw a heart in the sand
Gimmie your hand
Damn you look sexy
Let's go to my yacht in the West Keys
Ride my jet skis
loungin in the palm trees
Cause you gotta have cheese for the summerhouse piece on South Beach
Water's so clear you can see to the bottom
Hundred thousand dollar cars, every body got em
Ain't no surprise in the club to see Sly Stallone
Miami my second home

Party in the city where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami (bienvenido a miami)
Bouncing in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach till the break of dawn
I'm going to Miami
Welcome to Miami
-repeat-

Party in the city where the heat is on!
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#9 | 1377 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)

Name the Q member... 40sec in
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#10 | 1377 days ago

Should I make this an issue here?  Better place than any...

Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert says LeBron James "quit" on the team during the playoffs and should be held accountable for his actions...
here is the link...http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5365793

Here is my say on this:
...For six years you paid this man...you were in on the hype machine that lauded him "The King"; You could have stockpiled BETTER players around him to WIN...You had your chance!!

You didn't.  Now this?  WTF did you expect?  "These players need to be held accountable for their actions..."  What about you f***** owners? 

Sorry...dude wants to go down as a winner (it won't happen in Miami, but its a lot better than Cleveland!)

Just something different here...
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#11 | 1377 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

Name the Q member... 40sec in
 Ashlie?  Janet?  I've only seen women "dance" like that before...
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#12 | 1377 days ago

WHADDUP PARTY PPL_ ITS FRIDAY!!!!!
It's Friday...  
#13 | 1377 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Should I make this an issue here?  Better place than any...

Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert says LeBron James "quit" on the team during the playoffs and should be held accountable for his actions...
here is the link...http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5365793

Here is my say on this:
...For six years you paid this man...you were in on the hype machine that lauded him "The King"; You could have stockpiled BETTER players around him to WIN...You had your chance!!

You didn't.  Now this?  WTF did you expect?  "These players need to be held accountable for their actions..."  What about you f***** owners? 

Sorry...dude wants to go down as a winner (it won't happen in Miami, but its a lot better than Cleveland!)

Just something different here...
I got into an argument with one of my favorite people eeeaarly this morning about this exact thing...so i will just say NO COMMENT.
And if you like fish and grits...  
#14 | 1377 days ago

whadda matter Ash- scared Kobe's run is over?
It's Friday...  
#15 | 1377 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Should I make this an issue here?  Better place than any...

Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert says LeBron James "quit" on the team during the playoffs and should be held accountable for his actions...
here is the link...http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5365793

Here is my say on this:
...For six years you paid this man...you were in on the hype machine that lauded him "The King"; You could have stockpiled BETTER players around him to WIN...You had your chance!!

You didn't.  Now this?  WTF did you expect?  "These players need to be held accountable for their actions..."  What about you f***** owners? 

Sorry...dude wants to go down as a winner (it won't happen in Miami, but its a lot better than Cleveland!)

Just something different here...
I'm not a hugr fan of Pro Basketball, but am impartial to Memphis.  I agree mostly on your comment. The thing is, the Cavs management brought in some tallent to surround him, gave him mad money, and throned him. He could'nt perform. He let them down in that aspect. The very least James could have done was at least tell them he was leaving instead of them finding out the same time as some guy in the other part of the country who just happened to turn on the TV and seee this big media ordeal last night.
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#16 | 1377 days ago

alainpeartree wrote:
whadda matter Ash- scared Kobe's run is over?
NOT AT ALL!  we were simply arguing about how "wrong" the owner was for his letter to the cleveland fans. I'm sooo not concerned about lebron's hoop dreams. PSSH.
And if you like fish and grits...  
#17 | 1377 days ago

on that aspect your right because they will not win nothing!
It's Friday...  
#18 | 1377 days ago

It's Friday.... Feels like a Monday
2nd night of hockey in a row, and we had 5 skaters to start the game, and a 6th guy showed up 10 minutes in.. so I got 39 minutes of ice time in a 45 minute game.. Needless to say, I'm fu*king exhausted..

Ubaaaaaaalllldoooooooooooo got win #15 for the Rockies as they completed the sweep against the Cards.. Such a great series.. Now hopefully they don't let up against the Padres this weekend

As far as LeBron.. A)Is anybody surprised he went to Miami? B) Cavs owner Dan Gilbert is hilarious acting like an 18 year old kid whose girlfriend dumped him for a cuban in tight jeans C) How pompous was this whole process? And how great is it going to be to watch Miami fall in the first round of the playoffs next year?


There's only one song that comes to mind today


Randy Newman - Burn On


There's a red moon rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There's a red moon rising
ON the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There's an oil barge winding
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There's an oil barge winding
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

Cleveland, city of light, city of magic
Cleveland, city of light, you're calling me
Cleveland, even now I can remember
'Cause the Cuyahoga River
Goes smokin' through my dreams

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
Now the Lord can make you tumble
And the Lord can make you turn
And the Lord can make you overflow
But the Lord can't make you burn

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
Kiss my grits...  
#19 | 1377 days ago

Countrygal, Ash & Al...

I see all points...LeBron could have said bye early...Gilbert still would have acted an Azz.  I can't see them winning right away, either.  Either way, the owner sounds like a beeaootch; LeBron deferred to be a second fiddle to TRY and win a championship; and we don't have to speculate any more on where The King and his court will lose next year.

Go LAKERS
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#20 | 1377 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Should I make this an issue here?  Better place than any...

Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert says LeBron James "quit" on the team during the playoffs and should be held accountable for his actions...
here is the link...http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5365793

Here is my say on this:
...For six years you paid this man...you were in on the hype machine that lauded him "The King"; You could have stockpiled BETTER players around him to WIN...You had your chance!!

You didn't.  Now this?  WTF did you expect?  "These players need to be held accountable for their actions..."  What about you f***** owners? 

Sorry...dude wants to go down as a winner (it won't happen in Miami, but its a lot better than Cleveland!)

Just something different here...
Here's my say:

I liked what the owner did. Shows he has huevos. I also think that more shenanigans occurred between the two sides that us mere mortals don't have any clue about.

The way this whole thing was played irritated the bejeezus out of me. Now, it will take serious afterschool programs, helping poor single mothers, abused kids, disadvantaged kids, etc.....for me to change my opinion on Lebron, but right this moment I say ------------------BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Eat my shorts...  
#21 | 1377 days ago

Good Morning .

Going swimming today with my Daughter and some friends..I hope and pray that Lake Superior is warm enough.
Cleaning up the house this weekend,I have nothing else to do, why not be productive I thought and clean up this house. 
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#22 | 1377 days ago

Morning Delicate Little Flowers!

A couple things.
Why can't I give anyone respects?
Why is there a swirling thingie where I usually see my gifts?
Dodgers game tonight. I hope I see a win.
I have a select a seat  thingie tomorrow for the Kings and I'm suppose to meet my ticket rep. May he shower me with free stuff.
4 days away.
I just got a bike and I feel like a kid at 4:30 on Christmas morning waiting to open her gifts--------I soooooo can't wait to take it to the beach.

Hope you all have a kid-like Christmas morning feeling today/this weekend. Remember to smile, laugh, and by giddy.
Eat my shorts...  
#23 | 1377 days ago

I see Gilbert has everybody going, here's the open letter he wrote to fans. LOL, he's furious!!! The best part is the 'comic sans' font and the all caps paragraph!!! LMFAO!!!! This is the way tween-girls post rebuttals and arguments about team edward and team jacob on MySpace.
Kiss my grits...  
#24 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
It's Friday.... Feels like a Monday
2nd night of hockey in a row, and we had 5 skaters to start the game, and a 6th guy showed up 10 minutes in.. so I got 39 minutes of ice time in a 45 minute game.. Needless to say, I'm fu*king exhausted..

Ubaaaaaaalllldoooooooooooo got win #15 for the Rockies as they completed the sweep against the Cards.. Such a great series.. Now hopefully they don't let up against the Padres this weekend

As far as LeBron.. A)Is anybody surprised he went to Miami? B) Cavs owner Dan Gilbert is hilarious acting like an 18 year old kid whose girlfriend dumped him for a cuban in tight jeans C) How pompous was this whole process? And how great is it going to be to watch Miami fall in the first round of the playoffs next year?


There's only one song that comes to mind today


Randy Newman - Burn On


There's a red moon rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There's a red moon rising
ON the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There's an oil barge winding
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

There's an oil barge winding
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to the lake

Cleveland, city of light, city of magic
Cleveland, city of light, you're calling me
Cleveland, even now I can remember
'Cause the Cuyahoga River
Goes smokin' through my dreams

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
Now the Lord can make you tumble
And the Lord can make you turn
And the Lord can make you overflow
But the Lord can't make you burn

Burn on, big river, burn on
Burn on, big river, burn on
A) Nope
B) He is hilarious...what year does this 18 year old kid live in?
C) exactly and exactly
D)
And if you like fish and grits...  
#25 | 1377 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
My new puppy, everyone say "Awwwww!"

awwwwwwwwww
Eat my shorts...  
#26 | 1377 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
A) Nope
B) He is hilarious...what year does this 18 year old kid live in?
C) exactly and exactly
D)
I'm thinking 1998... It's a total Stoney move.. "I hate you, I'm gonna be so much better without you... You never really did anything great, and you're just a c*nt" then.... "please come back, we had some good times didn't we?.. I didn't mean those things I said, I was just hurt" ugh
Kiss my grits...  
#27 | 1377 days ago

other than : who gives a sh*t about LeBron, miami, the owner of the Cavaliers etc. etc. etc......i'm just glad it's the weekend
Eat my shorts...  
#28 | 1377 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
I see Gilbert has everybody going, here's the open letter he wrote to fans. LOL, he's furious!!! The best part is the 'comic sans' font and the all caps paragraph!!! LMFAO!!!! This is the way tween-girls post rebuttals and arguments about team edward and team jacob on MySpace.
yes...teach, kat, and I absolutely looved it. BBC...notsomuch. LOL
And if you like fish and grits...  
#29 | 1377 days ago

and ma sent me this today: http://www.dailygoat.com/2010/07/lebron-james-gives-thanks-god-signing-10-year-100m-endorsement-deal-heaven/
And if you like fish and grits...  
#30 | 1377 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Good day everyone, I said good day! 
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#31 | 1377 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)

thanks for the love, girl. put in 16 hours yesterday.

ashlie, i like seeing you reminisce...seein all these old polls getting dragged out after nearly a year. makes me smile and realize i'm just as dorky now as i was then. y'all's coolness has not rubbed off on me. stingy bastards.

broken roads - barefoot truth
Born again on a island of sale
He lived there six months too long
Only ten out of jail
He looked at me his eyes were haggard and pail
His skin was tarnished and torn just like a rusted old nail
Well some people pass through this world with no pain
But Johnny mingled in its company again and again
He said he wanted to see paradise and travel so far
All he'd seen of it was standing hind' those ugly prison bars

So many good people they come good people they come, from a broken road
So many good people they come good people they come, they come and they go

Johnny hailed from the city of thieves
He'd cut his teeth down backwards alley's since 1973
He said he'd had a troubled run that was easy to see
He traveled East to West didn't miss a single penitentiary
From the Bronx over to Queen's down in South Jersey
I-95 to West Virginia well they caught up in Cincinnati
Crossed the Mason Dixon border Kansas City, Oklahoma
The Devil on the shoulder of a good hearted man

(Chorus)
Woah'can you out-run the weight of the world, the weight of the world
when it's holding you down?
Woah can you out-last the pain of the fall, the pain of the fall
when you fall to the ground?

(Chorus)

So many good people they come good people they come, from a broken road
So many good people they come good people they come, they come and they go...

Kiss my grits...  
#32 | 1377 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:  Now that was some good stuff right there!!
Get down on it...  
#33 | 1377 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
My new puppy, everyone say "Awwwww!"

What is his/her name? (sooooo cute)
Eat my shorts...  
#34 | 1377 days ago

Cali_Kat wrote:
 Now that was some good stuff right there!!
yeah it is!
And if you like fish and grits...  
#35 | 1377 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
yeah it is!
 Still laughing!! 
Get down on it...  
#36 | 1377 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
Nashville to Host the 2018 World Cup

{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#37 | 1377 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

kteacher wrote:
What is his/her name? (sooooo cute)
His name is Rocky Bowwowa.
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#38 | 1377 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
His name is Rocky Bowwowa.
great name
Eat my shorts...  
#39 | 1377 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

huskerfan_ia wrote:
His name is Rocky Bowwowa.
   cool name and cool dog. 
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#40 | 1377 days ago

And if you like fish and grits...  
#41 | 1377 days ago

funny sports pictures - Plllleeaaasseee don't leave.
{insert cocktail of choice here}...  
#42 | 1377 days ago

"Just Like Me"
(feat. T.I.)

[Intro: T.I.]
Say Foxx? (Yeah)
I had-I had a chick, man- (Yeah)
She went and did me real wrong, I mean (Yeah)
I did the same thing to her but-
She ain't have no right to do me like that though dawg, for real (Yeah)

[Verse 1: Jamie Foxx]
You, been seeing him, and I know
And I was with her, and you knew about it
But I was too bli-I-ind to see it baby
And you was out here doing the same thing as me
I wanna ask, has he been by the crib?
Has he been in our, car?
And did you let him, drive?
Cause she's been by the house
She's been in the car
I've even let her push the Porsche around a couple times
Oh, we were so the same
I don't know why I can't see it baby
And it ain't a point to feeling blue
You're just like me and I'm just like you

[Chorus: Jamie Foxx]
You're just like me
Shorty all up in the club
Popping bottles of that Bud
Giving all them dudes hugs
And you just like me
She don't know how to act
On the floor back in the back
Man I can't be mad
She just like me
She just like me
She just like me
She just like me...

[Verse 2: Jamie Foxx]
Now it ain't so easy for me to be imagining what you been doing baby
So I don't even have to ask (No)
Cause you ain't the only one that keeping secrets baby
So really, no sense in me playing "bye"
And I, can't say nothing
Cause I did you wrong
And I was on some k*sh
When I let that bitch up in our home
She's out from us just like me
And she played the game like one of my homies
Oh, we were so the same
I don't know why I can see you baby
And it ain't a point to feeling blue
You're just like me and I'm just like you

[Chorus]
She just like me-e-ee-e-e (Getting money, having fun, man she)
Just like me-e-ee-e-e (In the club, throwing ones, man she)
Just like me-e-ee-e-e (24's on the Range)
Just like me... (Go on shawty do your thang)

[Bridge: T.I.]
Hey!
Shawty who you fooling?
You know I'm way too cool for you
To run that game when we play me
Trying to do me like I be doing you
Say you heard I was screwing her
Just like I hear he doing you
Why you worry about me doing me
I see you doing you
I can make her better though
You gonna let him ruin you
Just for the record
Know, I wouldn't have her unless I could have the two of you
I know why he pursuing you
That booty do be moving boo
Late night, straight pipe
That ain't nothing new to you
Wait a minute
Can't tell me

Wanna tell me
Something tell me this
If I would've never would've hit that chick
Would you even ever know that dude existed?
Naw.
Got me twisted
Yo ass goodbye I've kissed it
Now you all on his d**k
Shawty look at this sh*t

[Chorus:]
And if you like fish and grits...  
#43 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'm thinking 1998... It's a total Stoney move.. "I hate you, I'm gonna be so much better without you... You never really did anything great, and you're just a c*nt" then.... "please come back, we had some good times didn't we?.. I didn't mean those things I said, I was just hurt" ugh
  
Get down on it...  
#44 | 1377 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Ashlie?  Janet?  I've only seen women "dance" like that before...
I can't even view it.  
If it was filmed anywhere between 2001-2005 or so, it could be me.  Those years are mostly a blur.
Get down on it...  
#45 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
  
don't give me that face
Kiss my grits...  
#46 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I can't even view it.  
If it was filmed anywhere between 2001-2005 or so, it could be me.  Those years are mostly a blur.
 it's not you, unless something went horribly wrong.  it was apparently supposed to remind us q'ers of someone tho, and i'm the only that guessed i believe.
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#47 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
don't give me that face
OK, there's the first part ... now the follow-up should be something like, "I'm so sorry, please don't be mad at me ... I didn't mean to yell, baby please forgive me!", right?  


Get down on it...  
#48 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
OK, there's the first part ... now the follow-up should be something like, "I'm so sorry, please don't be mad at me ... I didn't mean to yell, baby please forgive me!", right?  


this 1998 throwback episode of Stoney and J sponsored by... fikky fikky fikky..SLIM SHADY!

(sorry but stoney's post was straight out of an eminem song and you just added to it. HEH!)
And if you like fish and grits...  
#49 | 1377 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
this 1998 throwback episode of Stoney and J sponsored by... fikky fikky fikky..SLIM SHADY!

(sorry but stoney's post was straight out of an eminem song and you just added to it. HEH!)
I knew that!

(Like 20 seconds after you mentioned it, but still. BACK to the "Embarrassing Moments" poll.  )
Get down on it...  
#50 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I knew that!

(Like 20 seconds after you mentioned it, but still. BACK to the "Embarrassing Moments" poll.  )
I should've known...i might have go to damn ancestry.com...this is The Last House on the left creepsome.
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#51 | 1377 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I should've known...i might have go to damn ancestry.com...this is The Last House on the left creepsome.
Actually, this is kind of like the movie "Twins" ... only funny.  
Get down on it...  
#52 | 1377 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
I'm not a hugr fan of Pro Basketball, but am impartial to Memphis.  I agree mostly on your comment. The thing is, the Cavs management brought in some tallent to surround him, gave him mad money, and throned him. He could'nt perform. He let them down in that aspect. The very least James could have done was at least tell them he was leaving instead of them finding out the same time as some guy in the other part of the country who just happened to turn on the TV and seee this big media ordeal last night.
 I've already had this argument before, so its nothing personal, but I feel like it needs to pointed out that

1) LeBron was not being paid a ton of money (relatively speaking).  When he was a restricted free agent, he signed a 4 year max contract extension with the Cavaliers.  This is the same thing Rudy Gay just did with Memphis.  Its not that big of contract and gives the team plenty of room to still add talent.

2) The Cavs brought in talent, but never came close to giving him a sidekick.  Shaq has been finished for some time now and is a locker room killer (when even Steve Nash can't stand you, you're probably an arrogant ass****).  Antwan Jamison and Mo Williams are both #3 options at best on a contender and were expected to be #2s.  The team had 20-25 win talent and he won 60+ games with it two years in a row.  He did his part.  The Cavaliers just failed to put good talent around him 7 straight years. At some point, if you're smart, you just have to move on.

3) If you want to know why Cleveland owner Dan Gilbert is really mad, here's why - According to Forbes, he lost $106 million last night, while the value of the Heat franchise went up $36 million. Gilbert isn't standing on any principle, he's just pissed because he thought he made a great investment and it fell flat (due to his failure to hire competent staff to build a good team).

(my browser isn't letting me link the Forbes news, so here's the link  https://twitter.com/darrenrovell1/status/18079167333 )

#53 | 1377 days ago

 Also, I don't want to ever have to defend LeBron again.
#54 | 1377 days ago

My song for the Q :

We got winners, we got losers
Chain smokers and boozers
And we got yuppies, we got bikers
We got thristy hitchhikers
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got cowboys, we got truckers
Broken-hearted fools and suckers
And we got hustlers, we got fighters
Early birds and all-nighters
And the veterans talk about their battle scars

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

[Chorus:]
I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just walkin' through the front door
Puts a big smile on my face
It ain't too far, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

I've seen short skirts, we got high-techs
Blue-collar boys and rednecks
And we got lovers, lots of lookers
And I've even seen dancing girls and hookers
And we like to drink our beer from a mason jar

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Yes I do

I like my truck (I like my truck)
I like my girlfriend (I like my girlfriend)
I like to take her out to dinner
I like a movie now and then

But I love this bar
It's my kind of place
Just trollin' around the dance floor
Puts a big smile on my face
No cover charge, come as you are
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar

We got divorcees and a big bouncer man
An old jukebox and a real bad band
We got waitresses and we got barflies
A dumb-ass and a wise-guy
If you get too drunk just sleep out in your car

Reason number 672 why

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
Play it on out boys
Beer-thirty's over
Got to take it on home

Hmm, hmm, hmm I love this bar
I just love it 


Happy Friday...I hope everyone has a great weekend and I expect everyone back here Monday with lots of funny stories....
Kiss my grits...  
#55 | 1377 days ago

(Edited by Onegoodredhead2)
Its friday.....Happy Happy everyone!.....chillin, waiting for matt and renee to get back.......trying to put together my new vacuum for my hot tub..think i have it sussed......its charging now for 12 hours...will report the verdict tomorrow when i attempt to use it:).....
   sort of humid here today rain clouds over head ,with the sun?.....
           a good pt with brian today...horses are happy,the butterfly is flying around my front yard......i am just capitvated by these monarchs this year.....they are so big and their color is so bright!    simply stunning! enjoy people!
    
 

Something you should know about People Get Ready Lyrics

Title: Eva Cassidy - People Get Ready lyrics

Artist: Eva Cassidy Lyrics

Visitors: 2564 visitors have hited People Get Ready Lyrics since June 03, 2010.






People get ready
There's a train a-coming
You don't need no baggage
You just get on board
All you need is faith
To hear diesels humming
You don't need no ticket
You just thank the Lord
Yeah yeah yeah

People get ready
For the train to Jordan
Picking up passengers
From coast to coast
Faith is the key
Open the doors and board them
There's room for all
Among the loved and lost

Now there ain't no room
For the hopeless sinner
Who抯 hard on mankind
Just to save his own
Have pity on those
Whose chances are thinner
Cause there's no hiding place
From the Kingdom's Throne

Ohh people get ready
There's a train a-coming
You don't need no baggage
You just get on board
All you need is faith
To hear diesels a- humming
You don't need no ticket
You just thank the Lord
Yeah yeah yeah

I'm getting ready
I - I'm ready yeah yeah yeah
Oh I'm getting ready oh - oh
I'm ready yeah
It's Friday...  
#56 | 1377 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 I've already had this argument before, so its nothing personal, but I feel like it needs to pointed out that

1) LeBron was not being paid a ton of money (relatively speaking).  When he was a restricted free agent, he signed a 4 year max contract extension with the Cavaliers.  This is the same thing Rudy Gay just did with Memphis.  Its not that big of contract and gives the team plenty of room to still add talent.

2) The Cavs brought in talent, but never came close to giving him a sidekick.  Shaq has been finished for some time now and is a locker room killer (when even Steve Nash can't stand you, you're probably an arrogant ass****).  Antwan Jamison and Mo Williams are both #3 options at best on a contender and were expected to be #2s.  The team had 20-25 win talent and he won 60+ games with it two years in a row.  He did his part.  The Cavaliers just failed to put good talent around him 7 straight years. At some point, if you're smart, you just have to move on.

3) If you want to know why Cleveland owner Dan Gilbert is really mad, here's why - According to Forbes, he lost $106 million last night, while the value of the Heat franchise went up $36 million. Gilbert isn't standing on any principle, he's just pissed because he thought he made a great investment and it fell flat (due to his failure to hire competent staff to build a good team).

(my browser isn't letting me link the Forbes news, so here's the link  https://twitter.com/darrenrovell1/status/18079167333 )

1) I....(sighs and walks away)
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#57 | 1377 days ago

Eat my shorts...  
#58 | 1377 days ago

young mike, this just made me think of you (I know you dont like him, but I'll just post the chorus)

[Chorus - Drake]
I'm about whatever man..
F**k what they be talking about,
They opinion doesn't count,
We the only thing that matters (oooh)
So we do it how we do it
All up in your face, man, I hate to put you through it
I be up all night..
Whole crews in here
Cause I don't really know who I'mma lose this year (oooh)
Man I love my team. Man I love my team..
I would die for these ******
And if you like fish and grits...  
#59 | 1377 days ago

Sup....Sucks to be a Mariners fan right now....Cliff Lee to the Rangers for Justin Smoak and some nobodys
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#60 | 1377 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

Tomorrow, I'm going to help my dad's ex wife with a yard sale.  Granted, my sister will be there (and it's her mom), but the whole thing is still just a little weird to me.
Get down on it...  
#61 | 1377 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
Sup....Sucks to be a Mariners fan right now....Cliff Lee to the Rangers for Justin Smoak and some nobodys
Just glad he didn't end up with the Yankees
Kiss my grits...  
#62 | 1377 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
Just glad he didn't end up with the Yankees
True dat!!!
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#63 | 1377 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 My puppy just ate my Reeses big cup. 





Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#64 | 1377 days ago



"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

 

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#65 | 1377 days ago

(Edited by RichyMcWiggleSr)
Howdy Pelicans!!

Late Late Late ... but better late then never!!

Obama, the creator of the “never seen before National Debt” and Senator Reid, an accomplice to Nevada’s ridiculously out of control unemployment rate, both tag-team in a commentary on Reid’s opponent in the election for state Senator, Ms. Angle. <~~~ Not saying that President Obama is a “bad” choice to have represent you, but ………………… considering the inevitable comparisons to the National Economy and the economy of Nevada, I’d think it might’ve been best for Mr. Reid to go with someone different, or for President Obama to steer clear of the debate there … like maybe former President, Bill Clinton, would’ve been a better person to pick for that sort of thing (not because his economy was any better, but because more Americans will ignorantly agree with each other over Clinton’s economical agenda).
 
Pet it … don’t choke it, or suffocate it!!! <~~~ A 30 yr old English lady from Gloucestershire was found dead in her home, with a porn movie on her laptop, still on her lap, and a vibrator to her side. The coroner stated it was likely she suffered a heart attack as a direct result of her sexual arousal.   Nichola Paginton, former nanny … we salute you … for leaving this world with a real ‘bang!’
 
“Parole Officers taked with captive girl” <~~~ Unfortunately I had to open the article to find out what the F that sentence meant!! ………….. And wow, Just WOW.   Apparently parole officers of a convicted sex offender, who was sentenced to 50-life but only served 12 years, failed to follow electrical wires leading to his shed in the backyard (where he was keeping a girl), and also failed to follow up on the fact that a 12 year old girl was found at his residence on one visit (which happened to be the girl he was keeping in the shed)!!!! F’n ridiculous!!!!!!!
 
Tylenol ramping up efforts to oust Toyota as “Recall King!” <~~~ Keep up the not-so good work retards!!
 
The Iranian women who faces “Death by Stoning” gets a little reassurance, in that … sometimes those sentenced to stoning are only hanged! <~~~ So, yeh, for saying “I cheated,” after you were whipped 99 times, you may just have to die. Because that’s justice!
 
The Defense Language Institute, here in San Antonio aboard Lackland AFB is where Afghans are coming to learn English … and then going AWoL (Absent Without Leave). To solve the problem, a man named Lt. Col Sultany, an Afghani himself, came to oversee the school, and he was a large success! In the six months he was put over the school only one man went AWoL. Now he’s all of a sudden been recalled back to Afghanistan, and no one will “officially” be replacing him for at least 60 days!!! Already one individual has gone AWoL since (and it’s only been 1 week). <~~~ To top it off, his salary, as a Lt. Col. Was a mere $600 a month!!!!!!!   WTF IS THAT?????   A Lt. makes over $3,000 a month!!! That’s Fn pathetic!!! And the only explanation is by some Army Colonel who says, “Whatever Mr. Sultany had to spend out of his own pocket, we’ll check into it and reimburse him accordingly.” <~~~ GET THE F OUT OF HERE MAN!!!!!!!!!! What a d-bag move!!!
After inviting a “Baptist” as the guest Pastor to pray, the North Carolina House of Representatives opted to relieve him of the duty after one prayer, because he included the name “Jesus” in his prayer. <~~~ How the F do you invite a Christian Pastor to an establishment to “pray” and not expect him to utter the name “Jesus?” And then, follow up that by releasing a statement that says, “You wanted a nonsectarian prayer, and this prayer was obviously sectarian in nature” ……………… FN DUHHHHHHHHHH!!! He’s a Baptist Pastor, morons!!!!!!!!
 
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#66 | 1377 days ago

everybody is making such great polls! it makes me so happy i could spit

Kiss my grits...  
#67 | 1377 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

everybody is making such great polls! it makes me so happy i could spit

And just how many "polls" have you been checking out lately???

I for one, feel violated d****it!  VIOLATED!!!

Not complaining, just saying, I feel violated! 
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#68 | 1377 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

everybody is making such great polls! it makes me so happy i could spit

I prefer a woman who swallows, but if it's necessary spitting is allowed
Kiss my grits...  
#69 | 1377 days ago

Cardnials beating the Astros 2 - 0 top of 4th
#70 | 1377 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
And just how many "polls" have you been checking out lately???

I for one, feel violated d****it!  VIOLATED!!!

Not complaining, just saying, I feel violated! 
booo...hsssss
Kiss my grits...  
#71 | 1377 days ago

woody050681 wrote:
I prefer a woman who swallows, but if it's necessary spitting is allowed
booo...hsssss
Kiss my grits...  
#72 | 1377 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Cardnials beating the Astros 2 - 0 top of 4th
booo...hsssss
Kiss my grits...  
#73 | 1377 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
booo...hsssss

Just so you know.  Cardinals up 5-0.   top of 8th 

#74 | 1377 days ago

mmmmm you know that place you go when you feeeellllll realllllllyyyyy goood......I'm finally there......
Kiss my grits...  
#75 | 1377 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
mmmmm you know that place you go when you feeeellllll realllllllyyyyy goood......I'm finally there......
WOOT!
And if you like fish and grits...  
#76 | 1377 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
mmmmm you know that place you go when you feeeellllll realllllllyyyyy goood......I'm finally there......
you went to vegas?
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#77 | 1377 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
you went to vegas?
I was thinking Chuck E. Cheese.  But I'm a nerd.
Get down on it...  
#78 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I was thinking Chuck E. Cheese.  But I'm a nerd.

I think there is a Chuck E Cheese in Vegas, best of both worlds

 

Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#79 | 1376 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

I think there is a Chuck E Cheese in Vegas, best of both worlds

 

  
Get down on it...  
#80 | 1376 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 My puppy just ate my Reeses big cup. 





I didn't know you had a .  Do tell...
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#81 | 1376 days ago

Im not telling...ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

Kiss my grits...  
#82 | 1376 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 My puppy just ate my Reeses big cup. 





If it makes you feel any better, someone gave me one of those huge 10lb. Hershey chocolate bars for Christmas about 2 years ago, and I came home one day to find the bag pulled off the table, bar torn open, and almost half of it gone.    
I was a little panicky, frantically trying to calculate how much chocolate she ate vs. her body weight and if it was enough to warrant a potential thrown out back from the scoop-up-and-sprint to the car for an emergency vet visit.  
Then she threw up like you've never seen a living thing throw up before ... and she was fine.  My carpet, however...

Get down on it...  
#83 | 1376 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
janet011685 wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, someone gave me one of those huge 10lb. Hershey chocolate bars for Christmas about 2 years ago, and I came home one day to find the bag pulled off the table, bar torn open, and almost half of it gone.    
I was a little panicky, frantically trying to calculate how much chocolate she ate vs. her body weight and if it was enough to warrant a potential thrown out back from the scoop-up-and-sprint to the car for an emergency vet visit.  
Then she threw up like you've never seen a living thing throw up before ... and she was fine.  My carpet, however...

I had an approx 3-lb pup , who eventually "grew up" to be a whopping 5-lber ,that ate 1/2 of a giant Butterfinger.  While he was ultimately fine afterwards, the household flooring (vinyl, luckily) took a beating indeed.  What really got to me was that the little  had to leap up a foot, and over about 3 feet, to get to the table that was then about a foot over from the desk that the candy bar was on.  Little SOB had to be "Spiderman" to get over to the location of the big ol' Butterfinger, but by golly, he certainly managed to make himself sicker than sh!t.  Because he was so small, I had to be careful of dehydration, etc.  His little monkey business that day ended up costing me a few hundred bucks!
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#84 | 1376 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, someone gave me one of those huge 10lb. Hershey chocolate bars for Christmas about 2 years ago, and I came home one day to find the bag pulled off the table, bar torn open, and almost half of it gone.    
I was a little panicky, frantically trying to calculate how much chocolate she ate vs. her body weight and if it was enough to warrant a potential thrown out back from the scoop-up-and-sprint to the car for an emergency vet visit.  
Then she threw up like you've never seen a living thing throw up before ... and she was fine.  My carpet, however...

 lmao, God my big dog Nanuck ate a bad of trail mix, the one with the mans m and nuts and raisins when i was at work oh it was a big bag and well I now have hardwood floors. 
Sometimes I sleep, sometimes it's not for days...  
#85 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
If it makes you feel any better, someone gave me one of those huge 10lb. Hershey chocolate bars for Christmas about 2 years ago, and I came home one day to find the bag pulled off the table, bar torn open, and almost half of it gone.    
I was a little panicky, frantically trying to calculate how much chocolate she ate vs. her body weight and if it was enough to warrant a potential thrown out back from the scoop-up-and-sprint to the car for an emergency vet visit.  
Then she threw up like you've never seen a living thing throw up before ... and she was fine.  My carpet, however...

tss ss ss...i was taking care of my mommom's rotweiler one year around christmas and she'd gotten a package which i'd just thoughtlessly put on the table for her when she returned. when i went to check on the dog that evening, i found her acting very strangely. turns out the package contained chocolate liqueurs from germany. not only was the dog sick as a well...a dog, she was also drunk as a skunk.
Kiss my grits...  

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