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Embarrasing Moments......

So I decide to go out and play golf today with a friend of mine....I was on the 11th hole and decided that I had to kinda "relieve myself"....So there I am, doing my thing, and a wasp starts to fly straight at my head, (insert funny joke here, but it wasn't that one...) I jump back, in mid relief....not knowing that the cart girl had pulled up to the tee box.

....I'll leave it at that....So....what are some REALLY embarrassing moments that may have happened to you?

***and yes I was pretty buzzed at the time, so it wasn't AS embarrassing as it could have been......

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Jess at 7/10/10 10:26PM
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47%	a. I've done this....
37%	b. I've done that....
16%	c. It's never happened to me....

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#3 \| 1051 days ago janet011685 (+)	I thought this poll was a gold mine for me, until I realized that 98% of my embarrassing moments are so NOT compliant with CoC rules. Thinking of a PG-13 rated one was tougher than I thought (as I stared blankly at the "Post a Comment" box for 8 minutes). So the only one I can think of at the moment (be forewarned, I might return later with more ... my life is chock full o' horrifying moments) happened to me during my first semester of college. Advanced warning, this is a long detailed story, and I will ramble and dwell, probably laugh and cry a little along the way. A group of guys and gals from my dorm decided to go out for dinner one night before some random, stupid frat party. We got all dressed up (read: whored out) in our party clothes (read: a dinner napkin and floss with heels that could aerate the lawn) and went out. Of course, I was drinking because, well, there weren't many times while I was in college that I wasn't drinking, and got a bit tipsy ... hey, nothing wrong with a little pre-gaming, right? There happened to be a guy with us who was super dreamy and let's just say I was a bit "warm for his form". So as we're leaving, the girls took a quick bathroom break just to spackle on some more makeup (never break the seal THAT early on ... that's for amateurs) and coif a bit before the party. The guys were outside waiting for us, and we all filed out, me in back. So now, I'm walking out, trying to put on the sexy, strutting it a little for my dreamboat who was outside. Now, I vividly recall (down to the detail of playing my "sexy strut music" in my head ... Eve & Alicia Keys - Gangsta' Lovin' ... yeah, I know, shutup) as I was walking outside, apparently my tipsy ass had forgotten about the step that I'd almost tripped over on my way IN. Now, on the way out, I was focused on the sexy walk and pouting my lips like a tool, that I wasn't really looking ... however, I did read the sign out loud as I was walking out, "Watch ... your ..." Kerplunk. Missed the step, tumbled over, stuff falling out all over the place (ladies, you KNOW what I mean ... halters have very little breathing room for tumble-mishaps) in front of the WHOLE crowd I was with, most notably, my own personal McDreamy.
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#1 \| 1051 days ago WISAC1 (+)	one of my brothers and his wife moved into the neighborhood. you gotta see them to believe it but a life sentence of hard labor in a gulag doesn't seem half bad in comparison. I've done this....
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#2 \| 1051 days ago bayareabeast21 (+)	When I was in 2nd grade, I dressed up in my 49ers full uniform on Halloween and went to school. I was the only one in the whole school who dressed up. I was just a little kid so yea I was pretty embarrassed. I've done this....
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#3 \| 1051 days ago janet011685 (+)	I thought this poll was a gold mine for me, until I realized that 98% of my embarrassing moments are so NOT compliant with CoC rules. Thinking of a PG-13 rated one was tougher than I thought (as I stared blankly at the "Post a Comment" box for 8 minutes). So the only one I can think of at the moment (be forewarned, I might return later with more ... my life is chock full o' horrifying moments) happened to me during my first semester of college. Advanced warning, this is a long detailed story, and I will ramble and dwell, probably laugh and cry a little along the way. A group of guys and gals from my dorm decided to go out for dinner one night before some random, stupid frat party. We got all dressed up (read: whored out) in our party clothes (read: a dinner napkin and floss with heels that could aerate the lawn) and went out. Of course, I was drinking because, well, there weren't many times while I was in college that I wasn't drinking, and got a bit tipsy ... hey, nothing wrong with a little pre-gaming, right? There happened to be a guy with us who was super dreamy and let's just say I was a bit "warm for his form". So as we're leaving, the girls took a quick bathroom break just to spackle on some more makeup (never break the seal THAT early on ... that's for amateurs) and coif a bit before the party. The guys were outside waiting for us, and we all filed out, me in back. So now, I'm walking out, trying to put on the sexy, strutting it a little for my dreamboat who was outside. Now, I vividly recall (down to the detail of playing my "sexy strut music" in my head ... Eve & Alicia Keys - Gangsta' Lovin' ... yeah, I know, shutup) as I was walking outside, apparently my tipsy ass had forgotten about the step that I'd almost tripped over on my way IN. Now, on the way out, I was focused on the sexy walk and pouting my lips like a tool, that I wasn't really looking ... however, I did read the sign out loud as I was walking out, "Watch ... your ..." Kerplunk. Missed the step, tumbled over, stuff falling out all over the place (ladies, you KNOW what I mean ... halters have very little breathing room for tumble-mishaps) in front of the WHOLE crowd I was with, most notably, my own personal McDreamy.
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#4 \| 1051 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Please it's me there were to many today to even talk about. I've done this....
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#5 \| 1051 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	Ok one time when I first selling tires in front of God and everyone else I offered a man a set of x rated tires instead of s rated he offered to buy all my tires. I've done this....
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#6 \| 1051 days ago ironhead_mike (+)	After working all day I had to make an emergency road trip of 10+ hours. After the eight hour mark I had to stop at a Travel Plaza to get some kind of energy boost and use "the facilities." Not looking at the signs, I went in and thought... "that's odd, why is there a napkin dispenser in here??" Then there were no urinals either, but I was so tired that it was still not registering. It was not until I was walking out and a van load of nuns were entering the room that I figured out I was in the wrong room. The looks I got on my way out were priceless. The laughing by others in the plaza was a little embarrassing. I've done that....
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#7 \| 1051 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	cubsgirl2 wrote: Ok one time when I first selling tires in front of God and everyone else I offered a man a set of x rated tires instead of s rated he offered to buy all my tires. Now my car wants some......moving on.....
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#8 \| 1051 days ago Anthonyg7575 (+)	ironhead_mike wrote: After working all day I had to make an emergency road trip of 10+ hours. After the eight hour mark I had to stop at a Travel Plaza to get some kind of energy boost and use "the facilities." Not looking at the signs, I went in and thought... "that's odd, why is there a napkin dispenser in here??" Then there were no urinals either, but I was so tired that it was still not registering. It was not until I was walking out and a van load of nuns were entering the room that I figured out I was in the wrong room. The looks I got on my way out were priceless. The laughing by others in the plaza was a little embarrassing. That reminds me of a joke.... The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
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#9 \| 1051 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Nothing here i can talk about. It's never happened to me....
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#10 \| 1051 days ago ironhead_mike (+)	I will bore you with one more... I was sitting in the waiting room at a Walk-in band-aid station after having x-rays taken of my hand. I was there because of an accident that I had 3 weeks prior with a nail gun. I hate going to the doctor - let alone the hospital. The pain went away for the most part - it had even healed over. Back to the waiting room - first, I hear two people laughing, then three, four, and five until the nurse appears red-faced with tears in her eyes and says, "please follow me we have something to show you." There on x-ray was my hand with a shiny 1-1/2" nail. All I could do was laugh and say "well that would explain it." I've done that....
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#11 \| 1050 days ago Cali_Kat (+)	Okay a bunch of us girls were going out and we rented a limo....we were drinking alot while we were getting ready. I wore this strapless dress...so the limo gets there and we are excited dancing to the car. I had to walk around in front of the car and I was dancing the car lights were on and while I was dancing I popped out of my dress....oh and when I tried to recover I tripped and almost fell. I've done that....
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#12 \| 1050 days ago Jess (+)	I could swear I've answered this question before. When I was a junior in high school I was at my cousin's wedding and I had on a dress that might have been a little bit big on top than I truly needed, and the style was not one that you can wear a bra with. Well...one of the straps fell down and my boob popped out right there at the reception. I'm sure it's on video somewhere. I walked in on my boss changing after a basketball game; he was only in his skivvies (not my current boss). While you wouldn't think that would embarrass me, it did. There are so many other embarrassing moments from long ago, but I don't embarrass very easily anymore, so nothing very recent. Maybe if I think of things that should be embarrassing I can come back with some more fun stories. I've done that....
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#13 \| 1050 days ago rickdick (+)	this 4th went to the beach and on the way back .i had to go pee ,there was cars back up as far as you could see !!!let just say there is no yellow powerade !!! son !!! I've done this....
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#14 \| 1049 days ago punithshetty123 (+)	Jess wrote: I could swear I've answered this question before. When I was a junior in high school I was at my cousin's wedding and I had on a dress that might have been a little bit big on top than I truly needed, and the style was not one that you can wear a bra with. Well...one of the straps fell down and my boob popped out right there at the reception. I'm sure it's on video somewhere. I walked in on my boss changing after a basketball game; he was only in his skivvies (not my current boss). While you wouldn't think that would embarrass me, it did. There are so many other embarrassing moments from long ago, but I don't embarrass very easily anymore, so nothing very recent. Maybe if I think of things that should be embarrassing I can come back with some more fun stories. so sad to hear that...it ll was too embarassin i guess
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#15 \| 1049 days ago mimidenote (+)	Jess wrote: I could swear I've answered this question before. When I was a junior in high school I was at my cousin's wedding and I had on a dress that might have been a little bit big on top than I truly needed, and the style was not one that you can wear a bra with. Well...one of the straps fell down and my boob popped out right there at the reception. I'm sure it's on video somewhere. I walked in on my boss changing after a basketball game; he was only in his skivvies (not my current boss). While you wouldn't think that would embarrass me, it did. There are so many other embarrassing moments from long ago, but I don't embarrass very easily anymore, so nothing very recent. Maybe if I think of things that should be embarrassing I can come back with some more fun stories. wow thts REALLY embarrasing. did tht happen to u Jess?
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#16 \| 1049 days ago icfeet (+)	Well...when in med school in Philly used to come home on the weekends. My brother was upstairs talking to my parents in their bedroom and I was downstairs...flipping around the channels came upon the scrambled Playboy channel and lets just say..the sound wasn't scrambled...was a little drunk, so called from one phone to phone in parents room, expecting brother to pick up phone...put phone next to Playboy channel...thought I was funny...when brother came down, he said "Mom answered the phone.... I've done this....
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#17 \| 1048 days ago ibb_2come (+)	Jess wrote: I could swear I've answered this question before. When I was a junior in high school I was at my cousin's wedding and I had on a dress that might have been a little bit big on top than I truly needed, and the style was not one that you can wear a bra with. Well...one of the straps fell down and my boob popped out right there at the reception. I'm sure it's on video somewhere. I walked in on my boss changing after a basketball game; he was only in his skivvies (not my current boss). While you wouldn't think that would embarrass me, it did. There are so many other embarrassing moments from long ago, but I don't embarrass very easily anymore, so nothing very recent. Maybe if I think of things that should be embarrassing I can come back with some more fun stories. eh yah, sorry for d moment
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#18 \| 1042 days ago am_puebla (+)	Jess wrote: I could swear I've answered this question before. When I was a junior in high school I was at my cousin's wedding and I had on a dress that might have been a little bit big on top than I truly needed, and the style was not one that you can wear a bra with. Well...one of the straps fell down and my boob popped out right there at the reception. I'm sure it's on video somewhere. I walked in on my boss changing after a basketball game; he was only in his skivvies (not my current boss). While you wouldn't think that would embarrass me, it did. There are so many other embarrassing moments from long ago, but I don't embarrass very easily anymore, so nothing very recent. Maybe if I think of things that should be embarrassing I can come back with some more fun stories. hi jess u still look cutie ahah
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#19 \| 1042 days ago Onegoodredhead2 (+)	hmmm tons....(a redheaded curly haired freckled face...we were picked on) but the worst was when i was starting to bud breasts, and my father referred to me as "pencil tips:...my oldest sister heard SO of course the whole school knew the next day..i do not miss jr high..
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19	Jahiegel 08/21/2010 05:23PM		I've done that....
18	alainpeartree 07/27/2010 01:13PM		I've done this....
17	Dream_Machine 07/26/2010 06:37PM		I've done this....
16	nayanj95 07/11/2010 11:58AM		It's never happened to me....
15	icfeet 07/11/2010 11:38AM		I've done this....
14	nickcool 07/11/2010 11:01AM		It's never happened to me....
13	rickdick 07/10/2010 10:50PM		I've done this....
12	Jess 07/10/2010 10:26PM		I've done that....
11	G Money 07/09/2010 07:04PM		I've done that....
10	woody050681 07/09/2010 06:43PM		I've done this....
9	cuddles127017 07/09/2010 06:42PM		It's never happened to me....
8	richard_cranium 07/09/2010 06:28PM		I've done this....
7	Cali_Kat 07/09/2010 05:57PM		I've done that....
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5	ironhead_mike 07/09/2010 04:31PM		I've done that....
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