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Corrupt a Wish!
In this game thread, a person asks for a wish, then the next person corrupts that wish by making it cause harm. Then ask one of their own.

Example:
Person 1: I wish I didn't need glasses
Person 2: You are now blind, problem solved.

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#9 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Kenne wrote:
I wish I could fly.


I wish I was more devious than the genie.
  
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#1 | 1560 days ago

I wish I could fly.
#2 | 1560 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I wish I could fly.
you are now an ostrich..you are a bird and still cant fly!!



i wish for bigger boobs?
#3 | 1560 days ago
HISTorical (+)

Kenne wrote:
I wish I could fly.
Well, you just got hit by a jet plane, now you are dead..AND you cant fly anymore.
#4 | 1560 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
you are now an ostrich..you are a bird and still cant fly!!



i wish for bigger boobs?
Your boobs are led based so it feels like you are carrying the weight of the world on your chest, and you have to walk everywhere like that because they wont fit behind the steering wheel.

I wish I could run at the speed of light.
#5 | 1560 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
you are now an ostrich..you are a bird and still cant fly!!



i wish for bigger boobs?
You are now Chesty Morgan, with an 88 inch bust -Wish granted!!!

I wish I could live somewhere warmer!
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#6 | 1560 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Your boobs are led based so it feels like you are carrying the weight of the world on your chest, and you have to walk everywhere like that because they wont fit behind the steering wheel.

I wish I could run at the speed of light.
You now move ONLY at the speed of light and cannot "stop to smell the roses" or do anything, including a bathroom break

I still wish I lived somewhere warmer!
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#7 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by Onegoodredhead2)
Debi_L wrote:
You are now Chesty Morgan, with an 88 inch bust -Wish granted!!!

I wish I could live somewhere warmer!
cr*p.....wait..these bosoms are heavy and i cant get up.....agh.......you now live in tennesee in summer time and its 101 degrees and 99% humidity  and EVERY day is a bad hair day!
#8 | 1560 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
you are now an ostrich..you are a bird and still cant fly!!



i wish for bigger boobs?
hahah.. the genie gave that wish to me already so I got the cup CCC according to the wish giver you will now have a size 33 cup A
#9 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
Kenne wrote:
I wish I could fly.


I wish I was more devious than the genie.
#10 | 1560 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
cr*p.....wait..these bosoms are heavy and i cant get up.....agh.......you now live in tennesee in summer time and its 101 degrees and 99% humidity  and EVERY day is a bad hair day!
and loving......oh crap who am I kidding......99% humidity??? I'm  meltinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg................................
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#11 | 1560 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
You now move ONLY at the speed of light and cannot "stop to smell the roses" or do anything, including a bathroom break

I still wish I lived somewhere warmer!
You now live in Phoenix, it is definetly warmer.


I wish I was better looking.
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#12 | 1560 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
You now live in Phoenix, it is definetly warmer.


I wish I was better looking.
you now look like carson cresley.....



i wish my hair was straight
#13 | 1560 days ago
ssusiej46 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
You now live in Phoenix, it is definetly warmer.


I wish I was better looking.
you look like sickpuppy             I wish for a face lift                                                                                                                                                                                                  
#14 | 1560 days ago

ssusiej46 wrote:
you look like sickpuppy             I wish for a face lift                                                                                                                                                                                                  
your face lift was pulled too tight and you look like joan rivers...




 i wish i had straight hair still
#15 | 1560 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
You now live in Phoenix, it is definetly warmer.


I wish I was better looking.
Phoenix I could handle :P DRY heat, no humidity!
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#16 | 1560 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
your face lift was pulled too tight and you look like joan rivers...




 i wish i had straight hair still
You now have THREE hairs, all of which are iron straight

I wish I had a Porshe
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#17 | 1560 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
You now have THREE hairs, all of which are iron straight

I wish I had a Porshe
Your Porsche can do upwards speeds of 180, but the mininum is 70. Good luck avoiding cops.

I wish I could win all gambling bets.
#18 | 1560 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Phoenix I could handle :P DRY heat, no humidity!
actually it rains a lot during later part of summer, while it's still 110'f out. It's just absolutely miserable.
#19 | 1560 days ago

Kenne wrote:
actually it rains a lot during later part of summer, while it's still 110'f out. It's just absolutely miserable.
You now can win all bets but you live in Iran where gambling is against the law and if caught you will be stoned to death.

I wish i had a million dollars.
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#20 | 1560 days ago

cuddles127017 wrote:
You now can win all bets but you live in Iran where gambling is against the law and if caught you will be stoned to death.

I wish i had a million dollars.
Now you have a million dollar in debts (sorry Pat)

I wish I were taller
#21 | 1560 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Now you have a million dollar in debts (sorry Pat)

I wish I were taller
You can now look down on Kobe, but your bed, clothes, chairs, and ceilings are too short causing cold feet and bumps on your head.

I wish I was 29 for the rest of my life.
#22 | 1560 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
You can now look down on Kobe, but your bed, clothes, chairs, and ceilings are too short causing cold feet and bumps on your head.

I wish I was 29 for the rest of my life.
You will now be 29 for all eternity, meaning that you are too old to interact with teenagers or twenty-somethings and too young to be taken seriously by anyone else.  "Welcome to WalMart" will be your job for the rest of your existence.

I wish my kids weren't so selfish
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#23 | 1560 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
You will now be 29 for all eternity, meaning that you are too old to interact with teenagers or twenty-somethings and too young to be taken seriously by anyone else.  "Welcome to WalMart" will be your job for the rest of your existence.

I wish my kids weren't so selfish
At least you have kids that love you.

I wish my ex would leave me the f**k alone
#24 | 1560 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
You will now be 29 for all eternity, meaning that you are too old to interact with teenagers or twenty-somethings and too young to be taken seriously by anyone else.  "Welcome to WalMart" will be your job for the rest of your existence.

I wish my kids weren't so selfish
Your kids are no longer selfish.  They are very giving.  In fact, they've just given everything in the house away, and they've donated the house to charity.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
#25 | 1560 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:
At least you have kids that love you.

I wish my ex would leave me the f**k alone
My ex is long gone....son hasn't seen him in six years, I havent' seen him in nine.  No child support either. 

And the kids love themselves.
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#26 | 1560 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Your kids are no longer selfish.  They are very giving.  In fact, they've just given everything in the house away, and they've donated the house to charity.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
You have that turkey sandwich.  In fact, you will eat nothing but turkey sandwiches for the rest of your life.  You get turkey sandwiches for breakfast, lunch and dinner.  You will only choose between cold turkey and hot turkey.

Now I need a NEW house!
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#27 | 1560 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
My ex is long gone....son hasn't seen him in six years, I havent' seen him in nine.  No child support either. 

And the kids love themselves.
Sorry to hear that. 
#28 | 1560 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Your kids are no longer selfish.  They are very giving.  In fact, they've just given everything in the house away, and they've donated the house to charity.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich.
Have fun pal - feel like sharing??


I wish I had a permanent paid vacation
#29 | 1560 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

ironhead_mike wrote:
Have fun pal - feel like sharing??


I wish I had a permanent paid vacation


I wish I owned land to build my dream home...
#30 | 1560 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:


I wish I owned land to build my dream home...
You are now the lucky owner of a .01 square miles piece of land, on the bright side you can build a skyscraper on that.

I want to eat all that I want and never get fat
#31 | 1560 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
You are now the lucky owner of a .01 square miles piece of land, on the bright side you can build a skyscraper on that.

I want to eat all that I want and never get fat
POOF... all set... Beware, every time you drink anything BUT water you lose a quarter inch of height
(maybe that will solve your now "too tall" issue)

I wish I could drive the Autobahn in a Ferrari
#32 | 1560 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:
POOF... all set... Beware, every time you drink anything BUT water you lose a quarter inch of height
(maybe that will solve your now "too tall" issue)

I wish I could drive the Autobahn in a Ferrari

You may pretend to be driving on the Autobahn, or wherever you want.  ($.25 per 3-minute ride.)

I wish for a harem of sultry beauties.
#33 | 1560 days ago

Oddfool wrote:

You may pretend to be driving on the Autobahn, or wherever you want.  ($.25 per 3-minute ride.)

I wish for a harem of sultry beauties.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder



I wish for world peace.

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#34 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
richard_cranium wrote:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder



I wish for world peace.

In two minutes the earth will be destroyed, problem solved.

I want the hottest man in the world (hurry up before earth be destroyed)
#35 | 1560 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
In two minutes the earth will be destroyed, problem solved.

I want the hottest man in the world (hurry up before earth be destroyed)



I wish for a hot 3 some with women.

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#36 | 1560 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

richard_cranium wrote:



I wish for a hot 3 some with women.







I wish for a 50' yacht.
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#37 | 1560 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:






I wish for a 50' yacht.
Little do you know, I have no problems with this!
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#38 | 1560 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
Little do you know, I have no problems with this!
LOL, I wondered about that after I hit 'submit'.
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#39 | 1560 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:






I wish for a 50' yacht.
Done, enjoy the view while it lasts


I wish for 1000 brand new shoes
#40 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
VIOLET wrote:
Done, enjoy the view while it lasts


I wish for 1000 brand new shoes
                 Here ya go.   Enough for 250 horses.


       I wish to travel to see European castles.
#41 | 1560 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
                 Here ya go.   Enough for 250 horses.


       I wish to travel to see European castles.

They're open the whole year


I wish for a personal trainer to keep me fit
#42 | 1560 days ago
vindog (+)

(Edited by Kenne)
VIOLET wrote:

They're open the whole year


I wish for a personal trainer to keep me fit

He's all yours- TRAIN AWAY!


I wish for a great night in Cancun......
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#43 | 1560 days ago

vindog wrote:

He's all yours- TRAIN AWAY!


I wish for a great night in Cancun......
LOL, love him
Here you are,  working as a Mariachi


I wish for a handsome boyfriend
#44 | 1560 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
LOL, love him
Here you are,  working as a Mariachi


I wish for a handsome boyfriend
Hi Violet...



I wish for a brand new car
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#45 | 1560 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
Hi Violet...



I wish for a brand new car



Done



I wish for a closet filled with beautiful clothes

#46 | 1560 days ago

VIOLET wrote:



Done



I wish for a closet filled with beautiful clothes

Granted. But it's all you've got for a home now. You have to duck everytime you get up.


I wish one of the teams from Arizona could finally win a championship.
#47 | 1560 days ago

Kenne wrote:
Granted. But it's all you've got for a home now. You have to duck everytime you get up.


I wish one of the teams from Arizona could finally win a championship.
All your AZ teams win a championship after they are relocated to other cities.

I wish for a nice vacation!
#48 | 1560 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
Cali_Kat wrote:
All your AZ teams win a championship after they are relocated to other cities.

I wish for a nice vacation!
 Just for you Kat.  Welcome to Siberia! 

   I wish for a wonderful birthday this year
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#49 | 1560 days ago
vindog (+)

(Edited by vindog)
cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Just for you Kat.  Welcome to Siberia! 

   I wish for a wonderful birthday this year
And here is your Birthday present already packed in the box!

I wish to see a beautiful 30-40 year old woman wearing a revealing bikini
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#50 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by Nikki20)
vindog wrote:
And here is your Birthday present already packed in the box!

I wish to see a beautiful 30-40 year old woman wearing a revealing bikini
Da*n I just deleted mine off my computer...
#51 | 1560 days ago

vindog wrote:
And here is your Birthday present already packed in the box!

I wish to see a beautiful 30-40 year old woman wearing a revealing bikini

Here ya go, but you are forced to play v-ball with them and they proceed to humiliate you on International TV

I wish for a dog that picks up it's own messes.
#52 | 1560 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:

Here ya go, but you are forced to play v-ball with them and they proceed to humiliate you on International TV

I wish for a dog that picks up it's own messes.


I wish my cat would sleep thru the night, instead of waking me to go outside at 4am
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#53 | 1560 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Debi_L wrote:


I wish my cat would sleep thru the night, instead of waking me to go outside at 4am
Your cat sleeps through this night and every other...(god forbid), choked on a block of cheese at 3 am.

i wish i had no bills to pay.
#54 | 1559 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Your cat sleeps through this night and every other...(god forbid), choked on a block of cheese at 3 am.

i wish i had no bills to pay.
No bills?  Done.  I'll be taking that car and that place you live now, thank you.  


I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight.  
#55 | 1559 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
No bills?  Done.  I'll be taking that car and that place you live now, thank you.  


I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight.  
Move to the moon, you'll fell lighter there

I wish for a time machine
#56 | 1559 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Move to the moon, you'll fell lighter there

I wish for a time machine


granted, but it only goes to the '50's and you can't come back.

I wish I could spend the next two months on the beach...........
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#57 | 1559 days ago

granted, but it's an island surrounded by water and you will have to hunt for food and water.


I wish I could live forever.
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#58 | 1559 days ago

Cardsfan5 wrote:
granted, but it's an island surrounded by water and you will have to hunt for food and water.


I wish I could live forever.
Done, but you'll continue getting older

I wish for a cup of delicious coffee that nevers gets empty
#59 | 1559 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

VIOLET wrote:
Done, but you'll continue getting older

I wish for a cup of delicious coffee that nevers gets empty
Here you are--but.....
The coffee is in the middle of a large table.....
You're hand-cuffed to a chair....
and the chair is bolted to the floor.....

I wish any unethical conduct on behalf of our leaders, elected and appointed, officials and government agencies was public so history could be written to reflect the true nature of our world's history.....and a York Peppermint Patty.
#60 | 1559 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
Here you are--but.....
The coffee is in the middle of a large table.....
You're hand-cuffed to a chair....
and the chair is bolted to the floor.....

I wish any unethical conduct on behalf of our leaders, elected and appointed, officials and government agencies was public so history could be written to reflect the true nature of our world's history.....and a York Peppermint Patty.

no need to corrupt your first wish, i can tell ya now, you'll be sorry.

the peppermint patty has been lingering in the bottom of my purse for the better part of a decade and the parts where the foil has folded back in the melting and unmelting throughout the years is covered in hair, purse dirt and little flecks of tobacco.

i wish i was married to stephen king

#61 | 1559 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
Here you are--but.....
The coffee is in the middle of a large table.....
You're hand-cuffed to a chair....
and the chair is bolted to the floor.....

I wish any unethical conduct on behalf of our leaders, elected and appointed, officials and government agencies was public so history could be written to reflect the true nature of our world's history.....and a York Peppermint Patty.
Done, riots break out in the streets of York, PA due to the realization that government isn't a compassionate entity after all, that they have been manipulating and controlling the public for decades for their own selfish endeavors of acquiring wealth and power on the backs of hard working honest Americans. 

The York Peppermint Patty factory is burned to the ground, causing them to move to Intercourse, PA.  You get your patty, but it tastes really funky (for some reason...).




I wish Bill Clinton was President again.
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#62 | 1559 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

no need to corrupt your first wish, i can tell ya now, you'll be sorry.

the peppermint patty has been lingering in the bottom of my purse for the better part of a decade and the parts where the foil has folded back in the melting and unmelting throughout the years is covered in hair, purse dirt and little flecks of tobacco.

i wish i was married to stephen king

Leigh.... Done... except King, being an ardent Red Sox fan he forces you to learn to hate the Astros for life.


Scott... Clinton is president again - of Cheater's Haven Brothel in NYC


I wish I never got tired.
#63 | 1559 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

ironhead_mike wrote:
Leigh.... Done... except King, being an ardent Red Sox fan he forces you to learn to hate the Astros for life.


Scott... Clinton is president again - of Cheater's Haven Brothel in NYC


I wish I never got tired.
Done, depressants no longer have an affect on you, alcohol, nicotine, nyquil, all are ineffective at bringing you down.  You live a life of perpetual awakeness, trapping all of the craziness that goes around you in your mind since you cannot sleep then dream so your mind can justify all the psychosis of your life.

You drive yourself insane because of this (and a lack of alcohol), you also learn that because of a lack of sleep you have erectile dysfunction, so you can no longer have intercourse.  You find yourself wanting to end your life, but after several attempts realize that death is just permanent sleep, so you cannot escape your personal hell.



I wish Jenna Fischer was my secretary.  (have to get rid of my current one...)
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#64 | 1559 days ago

(Edited by Kenne)
huskerfan_ia wrote:
Done, depressants no longer have an affect on you, alcohol, nicotine, nyquil, all are ineffective at bringing you down.  You live a life of perpetual awakeness, trapping all of the craziness that goes around you in your mind since you cannot sleep then dream so your mind can justify all the psychosis of your life.

You drive yourself insane because of this (and a lack of alcohol), you also learn that because of a lack of sleep you have erectile dysfunction, so you can no longer have intercourse.  You find yourself wanting to end your life, but after several attempts realize that death is just permanent sleep, so you cannot escape your personal hell.



I wish Jenna Fischer was my secretary.  (have to get rid of my current one...)
Granted. But along with her comes the rest of the cast of the Office. She is with Jim and you are constantly being hounded and sabotaged by Dwight because he is friends with the former secretary.


I wish i could be the mayor for a day.
#65 | 1559 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

POOF!

You're now this guy



And you're stuck in the same day forever with Bill Murray and can't figure out how to get out of it. 





I wish someone would fire Dwight, he's really irritating me.  Oh, and get Jim out of the picture too, he's hurting my chances with Jenna.    Thanks
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#66 | 1559 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
POOF!

You're now this guy



And you're stuck in the same day forever with Bill Murray and can't figure out how to get out of it. 





I wish someone would fire Dwight, he's really irritating me.  Oh, and get Jim out of the picture too, he's hurting my chances with Jenna.    Thanks

Dwight and Jim are gone, but your chances with Jenna are out, since she has a crush on a lady that sells burritos on a street corner

I wish for an instant makeup, you rubber it on your face and you look fabulous in 2 seconds,

#67 | 1559 days ago

VIOLET wrote:

Dwight and Jim are gone, but your chances with Jenna are out, since she has a crush on a lady that sells burritos on a street corner

I wish for an instant makeup, you rubber it on your face and you look fabulous in 2 seconds,



Even easier with the "Mask 2000"


I wish I could dance for real.
#68 | 1559 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:


Even easier with the "Mask 2000"


I wish I could dance for real.
Done, but it will be belly dancing for the rest of your life



I wish for a new car, driver included
#69 | 1559 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

VIOLET wrote:

Dwight and Jim are gone, but your chances with Jenna are out, since she has a crush on a lady that sells burritos on a street corner

I wish for an instant makeup, you rubber it on your face and you look fabulous in 2 seconds,

Ha!  there are no burrito street vendors in Iowa, so I'm good. 
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#70 | 1559 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Done, but it will be belly dancing for the rest of your life



I wish for a new car, driver included

All set... Cars & a Driver... better hurry though!

I wish to take a cruise to someplace exotic.
#71 | 1559 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:

All set... Cars & a Driver... better hurry though!

I wish to take a cruise to someplace exotic.
Oh no problem! Your exotic cruise includes three stops:





and finally,



At each stop, all 1200 passengers aboard the cruise must disembark and stay onshore for one night.

I wish my grass would cut itself
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#72 | 1559 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Ha!  there are no burrito street vendors in Iowa, so I'm good. 
An evil genie can do that, so accept it
#73 | 1559 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Oh no problem! Your exotic cruise includes three stops:





and finally,



At each stop, all 1200 passengers aboard the cruise must disembark and stay onshore for one night.

I wish my grass would cut itself
Granted, but just once a year

I wish for a personal chef that cooks just for me
#74 | 1559 days ago
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 your grass cut itself and then bled all over your house and now you have to explain to the cops why your house is covered in blood.

I wish my pants would pleasure me
#75 | 1559 days ago

Debi_L wrote:
Oh no problem! Your exotic cruise includes three stops:





and finally,



At each stop, all 1200 passengers aboard the cruise must disembark and stay onshore for one night.

I wish my grass would cut itself
*poof* your grass now cuts itself...but it also weeps openly and listens to tokio hotel and the spill canvas around the clock.

i wish whoever's been dumping in the ladies' room for the past 15 minutes would leave and let it air out so i could pee.
#76 | 1559 days ago
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 your personal chef is martha stewart and she stabbed you when you were sleeping cos you are so not serious about things, and she hates that

I still wish my pants would pleasure me
#77 | 1559 days ago
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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
*poof* your grass now cuts itself...but it also weeps openly and listens to tokio hotel and the spill canvas around the clock.

i wish whoever's been dumping in the ladies' room for the past 15 minutes would leave and let it air out so i could pee.
they left and it smells like roses now however you now have a penis and are in the wrong bathroom

someone frikking gosh get my pants to pleasure me
#78 | 1559 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
they do, but only when you're picking up your son/daughter/niece/nephew from school

i wish coffee would never cool off.
#79 | 1559 days ago
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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
they do, but only when you're picking up your son/daughter/niece/nephew from school

i wish coffee would never cool off.
coffee now stays hot, but now you think everything is hot, including your cousin, who you wind up marrying

i wish this poll never ends


#80 | 1559 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
they do, but only when you're picking up your son/daughter/niece/nephew from school

i wish coffee would never cool off.
Wish granted, but you now have a very large hole in your lip.


I wish for people to NOT poo at work (it's rude).
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#81 | 1559 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Wish granted, but you now have a very large hole in your lip.


I wish for people to NOT poo at work (it's rude).
wish granted but, offices everywhere will be inundated with the "fweeeeeeeeeeeep...?" farts that smell like satan's wet dog.

i wish i knew when i'd put my cell phone on vibrate
#82 | 1559 days ago
(+)

 wish granted, you now know when you put your cell phone on vibrate but you now forgot your phone number, FOREVER, and now you can't give me your phone number so I can call you to go bull riding at the grit noodle tavern friday night

i wish i was a nascar driver
#83 | 1559 days ago
(+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
wish granted but, offices everywhere will be inundated with the "fweeeeeeeeeeeep...?" farts that smell like satan's wet dog.

i wish i knew when i'd put my cell phone on vibrate
 wish granted, you now know when you put your cell phone on vibrate but you now forgot your phone number, FOREVER, and now you can't give me your phone number so I can call you to go bull riding at the grit noodle tavern friday night

i wish i remembered to hit the reply to comment button
#84 | 1559 days ago

Done, that's the only thing you'll see on screen from now on, a huuuuuge reply button

I wish for my own private Jet
#85 | 1559 days ago

(Edited by ms_hippie_queen)
VIOLET wrote:
Done, that's the only thing you'll see on screen from now on, a huuuuuge reply button

I wish for my own private Jet
your very own jet:



i wish i wasn't feelin kinda mind-f*cked right now
#86 | 1559 days ago
(+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
your very own jet:



i wish i wasn't feelin kinda mind-f*cked right now
wish granted you are no longer mind-F*cked but you have three left feet at a giant zit on your eye

I wish I was less good looking
#87 | 1559 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
Now you're Marie Antoinette walking straight to the guillotine, you won't feel a thing in a bit.

I wish for a supercomputer with a lot of accesories

Opps, this was for Leigh's last comment
#88 | 1559 days ago

You killed the thread ... even the most powerful genie couldn't pull THAT off!  


I wish my dog would crap out hundred dollar bills.
#89 | 1559 days ago

wish granted......but you now get mistaken for Carrot Top


I wish I could think of a way to get out of attending my sister's little shindig on Sunday.
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#90 | 1559 days ago
(+)

janet011685 wrote:
You killed the thread ... even the most powerful genie couldn't pull THAT off!  


I wish my dog would crap out hundred dollar bills.
 wish granted .. but now you get mistaken for carrot top

I wish kteacher's sister would stop throwing stupid shindig;s on sunday, of all days
#91 | 1559 days ago

kteacher wrote:
wish granted......but you now get mistaken for Carrot Top


I wish I could think of a way to get out of attending my sister's little shindig on Sunday.
Granted, but you were in a terrible accident, needing to stay in the hospital for a week and a half.

I wish I could have an Ice cream sundae delivered to me by a sexy female Kings fan.
#92 | 1559 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Granted, but you were in a terrible accident, needing to stay in the hospital for a week and a half.

I wish I could have an Ice cream sundae delivered to me by a sexy female Kings fan.
k...but she's only recently female.

i wish i could solve this damned baseball rubick's cube
#93 | 1559 days ago
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 wish granted but the ice cream sundae ending up eating you and then threw you up on the LA freeway where Al Cowens ran you over in a ford bronco and when you got to the emergency room your doctor wouldn't save you because you lost your insurance card.

I wish for a glass of water
#94 | 1559 days ago

wish granted, you don;t mind that i just boiled hot dogs in it, do you?

i wish you became a member here months ago
#95 | 1559 days ago

Done, but it comes from a crowded pool.

I wish for a handsome male assistant that types my homework
#96 | 1559 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Done, but it comes from a crowded pool.

I wish for a handsome male assistant that types my homework
That would be a crowded KIDDIE pool.
#97 | 1559 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
That would be a crowded KIDDIE pool.
Wish granted but Chris Hanson and the cops don't find you amusing...

I wish Mel Gibson would answer my phone with his racist and tender misogynistic rants
#98 | 1559 days ago
(+)

VIOLET wrote:
Done, but it comes from a crowded pool.

I wish for a handsome male assistant that types my homework
 wish granted, i'll type your homework

I wish I could go back to yesterday and not do what i did last night, oh. how i wish
#99 | 1559 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Granted, instead you went to a gay bar and met a guy named Ed.  I'm sure the two of you will be very happy together...



I wish bacon was a health food.
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#100 | 1559 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
Granted, instead you went to a gay bar and met a guy named Ed.  I'm sure the two of you will be very happy together...



I wish bacon was a health food.
it becomes healthy and extremly popular so everyone eats it and kills all the pigs so theres none left.  now no one has bacon...


i wish for world peace.
#101 | 1559 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
it becomes healthy and extremly popular so everyone eats it and kills all the pigs so theres none left.  now no one has bacon...


i wish for world peace.
You can't have world peace without bacon. Sorry.
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#102 | 1556 days ago

eLa_MAe_O wrote:
it becomes healthy and extremly popular so everyone eats it and kills all the pigs so theres none left.  now no one has bacon...


i wish for world peace.

WhirledPeas.jpg image by SiegfriedVonFunk

Ohhhh, you said world peace? I thought you said Whirled Peas! My Bad.

I wish for a hot pic of Megan Fox.

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#103 | 1556 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

WhirledPeas.jpg image by SiegfriedVonFunk

Ohhhh, you said world peace? I thought you said Whirled Peas! My Bad.

I wish for a hot pic of Megan Fox.



Here ya go... Hot Megan Fox pickin' her nose or....


I wish to drive a Monster Truck
#104 | 1548 days ago

Here ya go...unfortunately, your truck is on the BOTTOM.

I wish that SOMEONE in my house other than me would replace the paper towels when they run out.
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#105 | 1477 days ago

Poof your someone... now you will always be satisfied
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#106 | 1477 days ago

icfeet wrote:
Here ya go...unfortunately, your truck is on the BOTTOM.

I wish that SOMEONE in my house other than me would replace the paper towels when they run out.
That someone is a burglar ... he replaces the paper towels but steals everything else.

I wish my windows would Windex themselves.
#107 | 1476 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

janet011685 wrote:
That someone is a burglar ... he replaces the paper towels but steals everything else.

I wish my windows would Windex themselves.
If that's how you want to refer to them, it's called masturbation.

*** Poof ***

You now have 4 arms, 4 hands, and own your own "toy" store.....
#108 | 1476 days ago

NorseHeathen wrote:
If that's how you want to refer to them, it's called masturbation.

*** Poof ***

You now have 4 arms, 4 hands, and own your own "toy" store.....
That was very "Eyes Wide Shut" in my mind.  
#109 | 1475 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

(Edited by NorseHeathen)
LOL, sorry.....in addition to just reading through the Halloween movie thread, you caught me thinking in an abstract mindset this morning....

I wish I had a sailboat...
#110 | 1475 days ago



One sailboat... you can look - you just won't do much sailing

I wish I could play more golf.
#111 | 1475 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:


One sailboat... you can look - you just won't do much sailing

I wish I could play more golf.
Here you go...complete with brand new putter, but you lost your job so you can't afford to play.

I wish that my garden would stop growing weeds.
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#112 | 1475 days ago



lol... I took care of that weed problem of yours for the next 50 years or so - sorry to say though, you won't be growing much of anything else either


I wish to be King for a Day
#113 | 1475 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:


lol... I took care of that weed problem of yours for the next 50 years or so - sorry to say though, you won't be growing much of anything else either


I wish to be King for a Day
And here's your "queen"...




I wish I had an endless supply of money coming from a magical ATM in my bedroom.


#114 | 1475 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
And here's your "queen"...




I wish I had an endless supply of money coming from a magical ATM in my bedroom.



(LOL... I should have expected nothing less from J)

You now have an ATM with money anytime and any amount that you want. But.. Due to safety concerns we've moved your room to Gitmo Bay and all of the money is foreign. Oh.. and you have a new roommate


I wish to be Shaq for a day
#115 | 1475 days ago

ironhead_mike wrote:

(LOL... I should have expected nothing less from J)

You now have an ATM with money anytime and any amount that you want. But.. Due to safety concerns we've moved your room to Gitmo Bay and all of the money is foreign. Oh.. and you have a new roommate


I wish to be Shaq for a day
LiLo as a roommate?  Awesome!  
You totally missed the point of this poll.  

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