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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

Good Morning. It's Teach's birthday (WHOOP WHOOP), so I won't fuss about anything right now. Though, I have some very choice words for a few people that were a little TOO excited about Glenda's poll yesterday. I'm looking at you Joe!!!

~~Anyway, have an excellent day Becky. I will definitely be taking a couple of shots for you. Filter Error 07/13 Photo You're welcome. You're a cool ass friend, BTW (those are hard to come by, especially through this computer). You're totally a stranger that I'm not scared to meet, well.. maybe a little scared. As I typed this I seriously just pictured you looking like hskrdave, typing on your typewriter in the basement. Filter Error 07/13 Photo. Christ, I may not be over this by football season.
| Closed on 07/29/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
25 Fans 
0%a. Morning...
52%b. Happy Birthday Becky!....
4%c. The Tick...
4%d. Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah...
8%e. Do you like scary movies, Sydney?...
0%f. Mary had a little lamb...
16%g. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."...
8%h. Sunset Twist...
8%i. Beaneaters rides with Teach...

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
                            I hope this is enough...I bought the Super Jumbo Pack



                                                                     Enjoy

                                                    Happy Birthday, Teach!
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
  
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#1 | 1374 days ago

Happy Birthday!!  May have a drink for ya later myself! 
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."...   
#2 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by Oddfool)
                            I hope this is enough...I bought the Super Jumbo Pack



                                                                     Enjoy

                                                    Happy Birthday, Teach!
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#3 | 1374 days ago

               Happy Birthday Teach!                                                 

#4 | 1374 days ago

I'll be back, but just wanted to share a disturbing text from one of my girlfriends last night..:

Changing a tampon while driving takes mad skills that I just found out I had.
Um, yeah, disturbing  . Hope she doesn't tell me at the bar tonight she got a ticket too..
#5 | 1374 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
I'll be back, but just wanted to share a disturbing text from one of my girlfriends last night..:

Changing a tampon while driving takes mad skills that I just found out I had.
Um, yeah, disturbing  . Hope she doesn't tell me at the bar tonight she got a ticket too..
uhh...I could've blissfully lived the rest of my life without this story.
Sunset Twist...  
#6 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
uhh...I could've blissfully lived the rest of my life without this story.
 It was kind of an over-share! I think we should keep those kind of texts to ourselves! 
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#7 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
uhh...I could've blissfully lived the rest of my life without this story.
Well I did say it was disturbing. I made sure I embarassed her last night when I read aloud her tex. Think she's a little pissed at me still, she took off down the street to Coyote Ugly afterwards. But yeah, uggh
#8 | 1374 days ago

#9 | 1374 days ago

 Happy Birthday Becky! Thought you might like to stare at this for a bit...


Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#10 | 1374 days ago

George Steinbrenner died, uh, check the wires
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#11 | 1374 days ago

happy colberthday, becky!!

and excerpt from one of my favorite books: i hope they serve been in hell

Sling Blade :
"I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. The motherf*ckin syrup nugget!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker Max : "So you like them?"

Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#12 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
ohwell_ wrote:
George Steinbrenner died, uh, check the wires
Just seen that too myself..    The Boss

Bob Sheppard is  ready to announce his arival in heaven above
#13 | 1374 days ago

Happy b-day!

#14 | 1374 days ago

Happy Birthday, Teach!!

Being 25 is cool, huh??

 

Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#15 | 1374 days ago

Happy B-Day Becky!!!


I'll be back with more later..
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#16 | 1374 days ago

For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
For gambling and drinking alcohol constantly
For making us doubt our parents authority
For choosing to be a living obscenity
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
You'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane
You'd gift wrap a leper
And mail him to your Aunt Jane
You'd even force-feed a diabetic a candy cane
You can go to Hell
You're something that never should have happened
You even make your Grandma sick
For criminal acts and violence on the stage
For being a brat
Refusing to act your age
For all of the decent citizens you've enraged
You can go to Hell
#17 | 1374 days ago

"Go To Hell!"

The halls of our keep rock with ruin and war
The walls cry and crumble, Broken the sword.
The tombs and the tomes. The world's honeycombed.
We must possess the underearth.

Down, down, down
Toll the bell, we're going to hell!
Here we seek the fruit of creation.
Bloodstained wine. It sweetens our time
Here we seek the final salvation
Go to hell!

I'm headed to the promised land
Swam boiling surf, trod bloody bloody sand
As pissed-off pilgrims we'll travel below
And seek the finest filth that hell can bestow

A realm of madness, the cringing of queens
A realization, the crushing of dreams
The worm-gnawed fruit of all your pretty schemes
Between heaven and hell all is not what it seems

From what I've heard it's a pretty cool place
A sea of urine where rats eat your face
A sadist like me can pursue his vocation
I'm goin' to hell because I need a vacation

We're gonna go to hell!
Toll the bell, we're goin' to hell!
Here we see the fruit of creation
Writing in slime. Blood sweetens our time
Here we seek our final salvation

The lies they told you
Laid the foundation for this place
The book that they sold you
Worship this god but do not look at his face
Beneath our keep the tunnels run so deep
To reclaim our right. We retreat from this fight
And enter now the land of the dead

Toll the bell! We're going to hell!
Here we seek the fruit of creation
Blood-stained wine. It sweetens our time
Here we seek the final salvation

Is this what you fear?
That the sum of your life will leave you here?
Or do you think when you die you are done?
The pain of your death has only just begun
I'm headed now to join the damned
Into the oven the dead souls are jammed
We come for the master, the king of the cruel
This is the place where it is better to rule

You're seeking heaven but you're not allowed in
Your soul is falling and you never can win
The game is fixed but there's no one to blame
Heaven and hell? They are one in the same

All abandon...
Abandon all your hope, ye who enter here
And you can go to hell
#18 | 1374 days ago

Happy Birthday Becky.  Another cloudy and off/on rainy day here in Carolina.
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#19 | 1374 days ago

Thanks for the birthday wishes. You guys are the BESTEST!

Ashlie-------you pictured me as Dave? Really? That is hilarious. lol
Beaneaters rides with Teach...  
#20 | 1374 days ago

Hey teach, looks like the Kings wagon is get loaded. Hope nobody misses out on the ride... The Young and Talented rock it this year like they just don't care...

Beaneaters rides with Teach...  
#21 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
SESAME STREET - One Of These Girls Is More Bi-Curious Than The Others...


Goals - It's important to set them
#22 | 1374 days ago

I'm not a fan of the bleacher report, but this could quite possibly be the best article they've ever written.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/419346-the-nfl-without-brett-favre-just-wouldnt-be-the-same
Sunset Twist...  
#23 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I'm not a fan of the bleacher report, but this could quite possibly be the best article they've ever written.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/419346-the-nfl-without-brett-favre-just-wouldnt-be-the-same
THANK YOU!!! 
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#24 | 1374 days ago

Happy Tuesday Bitches!! I need a nap
The sports world is hopping a little dead these days, so I am having to fill my voids with other things.. If you haven't seen the movie Youth In Revolt, you should..
George Steinbrenner finally kicked the old proverbial bucket today... Say hi to Hitler for me
I really enjoy Marcus' new thing... #morethingsthatpissashlieoff

Lil Wayne - Fireman

Uh huh, I'm back what cha, uh whatcha gon do now?

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

[Verse 1]
Ain't nobody f*ckin with me man, Heatman
Ski Mask spending next weeks cash, he fast
And I don't even need a G pass I'm pass that
I'm passing em out now and you can't have that
And my chain Toucan Sam
That tropical colors you can't match that
Gotta be abstract
You catch my gal legs open betta smash that
Don't be surprise if she ask where the cash at
I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that
I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Weezy Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Fresh on campus it's the Birdman Jr
Money too long teachers put away ya rulers
Raw tune not a cartoon
No shirt, tattoos, and some war wounds
I'm hot but the car cool
She wet that's a carpool
Been in that water since a youngin you just shark food
Quick Draw McGraw I went to art school
Yeah the lights is bright but I got a short fuse
Don't snooze
Been handling the game so long my thumb bruise
Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Cash Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Weezy Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Ridin' by myself well really not really
So heavy in the trunk make the car pop-a-wheelie
Who? Weezy Baby or call me Young Baby
My money 360, you only 180
Half of the game too lazy
Still sleepin' on me but I'm bout to wake em
Yep! I'm bout to take em to New Orleans and bake em
Yeah it's hot down here take a walk with Satan yeah
Come on mama let The Carter make ya
Toss ya like a fruit salad strawberry-grape ya
They ball when they can and I'm ballin' by nature
Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton
Yall in a race and me I'm at the finish line
They running for too long it's time to gimme mine
Straight down ya chimney in ya living room is I
Weezy allergic to wintertime... hot

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#25 | 1374 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Happy Tuesday Bitches!! I need a nap
The sports world is hopping a little dead these days, so I am having to fill my voids with other things.. If you haven't seen the movie Youth In Revolt, you should..
George Steinbrenner finally kicked the old proverbial bucket today... Say hi to Hitler for me
I really enjoy Marcus' new thing... #morethingsthatpissashlieoff

Lil Wayne - Fireman

Uh huh, I'm back what cha, uh whatcha gon do now?

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

[Verse 1]
Ain't nobody f*ckin with me man, Heatman
Ski Mask spending next weeks cash, he fast
And I don't even need a G pass I'm pass that
I'm passing em out now and you can't have that
And my chain Toucan Sam
That tropical colors you can't match that
Gotta be abstract
You catch my gal legs open betta smash that
Don't be surprise if she ask where the cash at
I see she wearing them jeans that show her butt crack
My girls can't wear that why, that's where my stash at
I put my mack down that's where you lack at
She need her candlelit and I'ma wax that
I rekindle the flame
She remember the name
It's Weezy Baby January December the same
Mama gimme that brain
Mama gimme that good
Cause I'm the fireman
You hear the firetruck

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Fresh on campus it's the Birdman Jr
Money too long teachers put away ya rulers
Raw tune not a cartoon
No shirt, tattoos, and some war wounds
I'm hot but the car cool
She wet that's a carpool
Been in that water since a youngin you just shark food
Quick Draw McGraw I went to art school
Yeah the lights is bright but I got a short fuse
Don't snooze
Been handling the game so long my thumb bruise
Ya new girlfriend is old news
Yeen got enough green and she so blue yeah
Cash Money Records where dreams come true
Everything is easy baby leave it up to Weezy Baby
Put it in the pot let it steam let it brew
Now watch it melt don't burn ya self

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out

Ridin' by myself well really not really
So heavy in the trunk make the car pop-a-wheelie
Who? Weezy Baby or call me Young Baby
My money 360, you only 180
Half of the game too lazy
Still sleepin' on me but I'm bout to wake em
Yep! I'm bout to take em to New Orleans and bake em
Yeah it's hot down here take a walk with Satan yeah
Come on mama let The Carter make ya
Toss ya like a fruit salad strawberry-grape ya
They ball when they can and I'm ballin' by nature
Addicted to the game like Jordan and Payton
Yall in a race and me I'm at the finish line
They running for too long it's time to gimme mine
Straight down ya chimney in ya living room is I
Weezy allergic to wintertime... hot

[Chorus]
I'm the Fireman
Fire, Fa, Fireman
I got that fire I'm hollering
I got that fire come and try me and
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
You can spark it up and I'ma put you out
Team Jai... (forming search committee today).


Also, the song kept me from posting the angry face, but barely.
Sunset Twist...  
#26 | 1374 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
THANK YOU!!! 
Sunset Twist...  
#27 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
Team Jai... (forming search committee today).


Also, the song kept me from posting the angry face, but barely.
I'll do it for you
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#28 | 1374 days ago

 Happy Birthday Becky!

I was going to dedicate the song "Becky" to you, then I started censoring it and the entire song was gone, that's a no go. #ReallyDirtySong
Sunset Twist...  
#29 | 1374 days ago

Sunset Twist...  
#30 | 1374 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 Happy Birthday Becky!

I was going to dedicate the song "Becky" to you, then I started censoring it and the entire song was gone, that's a no go. #ReallyDirtySong
I know. You gave me the link once. lol

Beaneaters rides with Teach...  
#31 | 1374 days ago

Happy Birthday Becky!!!! Do something liberal, you deserve it!!!! (Notice that ‘L’ is not capitalized? That means “something” should entail the removing of cloth … or something of the like … :)
 
And in the N.E.S.W. ………
Latest polling says Obama’s approval rating is at all-time low, as it pertains to the economy. Although only 1,200 people were polled, it concludes 43% of Americans give Obama a thumbs up (with an accuracy of about 3.5%). <~~~ Whomever came up with the idea of ‘survey sampling’ may arguably have been on the brink of genius, however, I also believe they were on the brink of retardation, because it’s an impossible thing to prove …………. Without simply asking everyone and finding out exactly how accurate you were, "sampling" is fraudulent, at best ………… then again that would then make the idea of “survey sampling” ludicrous! Crazy how that works!!! 
Mel Gibson, in his latest role ………………. What’s that? He wasn’t acting you say? Wow! Just Fn WOW!! This guy’s gotta get off the sauce!!! He’s too good of an actor to be beating chicks and s*** … I mean, come on!! ... Of course the MF’er’s only 5’ 9” <~~~ Somebody just needs to give him that “Short Man’s Syndrome speech ……….. and Don’t give me that Lethal Weapon s*** either! I saw how he looked in makeup and pantyhose in “What Women Want” … don’t act like he doesn’t have an inner b****!!! Janet, you know any T-Girls willing to go for this?  We gotta straighten this mofo out ........................ I know I know ... you don't do the "Straight" s***, but this is a total different kind of situation ... Right??  *Nadar wink*
In keeping with Obama’s limitations on “Offshore Drilling,” Tiger Woods, said he’s there (at the British Open) to focus on golf, and that he’s just trying to be the best dad he can be to his two children. Simultaneously every whorehouse in Scotland took the day off to mourn the loss of the potential billion-dollar revenues! <~~~ Scotsmen everywhere were enraged! However, no one is certain as to whether it was Tiger’s presence, the lack of hookers, or the excessive amounts of whiskey they consumed with their Cheer-e-hos that got them so worked up …………….. not to mention the fact that NOBODY, even them, understands a MFn word that comes out of their silly mouths!! LOL ... So as is usual ... the World ignored them.
 
CNN attempted to lure me in like Dodge in his crafty polls, and for a minute it worked … their “Bikini Quiz” seemed like maybe a cool idea, until I was peppered with questions about “Mr. Reardon” and “DiCaprio,” and forced to stomach pictures of sandy beaches, cars and other things us men simply DO NOT MFn ENJOY!!! (Well … we do … but … not in some “Bikini Quiz” … that’s Fn absurdity!!! ................... and not in pictures!  Unless there are mammoth jugs included in the set!!  YOU HEARIN ME MF'AHS???) <~~~ CNN, I don’t know what you F’ers are trying to pull over there, but you better get yer s*** together! I’ll be back tomorrow to check in on you!
Finally figured out part of the root of all that is “Hell” on this Earth: Boston, Mass.  I bumped into an article that says, Ben Affleck is ‘Mr. Boston’ ………… WOWZERS CHIEF!!!!!  M R  B O S T O N?  Ben Afflicted?  SURSLY???  Did you see him in any of his movies since "Now Introducing Matt Damon ... YAY" ... aka "Good Will Hunting"????   .......................... Yeh, me neither!  Oh wait ... wasn't he in Silent Bob or something???  Right, Right ... probly some shite actor that looked like him! 
And …… ladies ……. Contain yourselves please ….. Joe Jonas will be on TV’s “Hot in Cleveland.” Here’s a glimpse at his mad-sexy:

Joe Jonas is set to appear as Valerie Bertinelli's son in an August episode of "Hot in Cleveland."

*You're welcome!*


***Sorry, Teach, had to do it***
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#32 | 1374 days ago

Whoa! my entire top 10 are logged in right now! Should I play the lottery, rob a bank or something?

Sunset Twist...  
#33 | 1374 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I'll do it for you
  Add one from me, for multiple reasons.  Hell, I'M borderline Team Jai now.  Grrr.

And good day, bitches.
My completely awful day has turned into a relatively easy day (score).  Even had time to show my mad dancing skills off ... at work.    I'm a consummate professional, I must say.  My iPod was shuffling through and the Janet Jackson song "If" came on.  Well, years ago I had to learn the choreography from the video (which is, btw, awesome in more ways than I need to express) and I happened to mention it to my coworker when she mentioned the video.  She didn't believe me so I offered to do the damn dance for her (call ME a liar, will ya?), mostly just kidding around.  She, however, was NOT kidding around, so I finished what I was doing, moved the iPod to the back room (even I'm a little too professional to have Dance-Fest 2010 in the plain view of customers) and got ready for the demonstration.  
Little did I know, she had decided to tell damn near everyone that the show would be commencing shortly, so virtually the whole staff came back to watch me dance, including two of my managers.  For anyone familiar with the choreography, this is NOT something you want your bosses to see.  And since I didn't have a partner for the parts that require one, I had to pretend to feel a guy up and shove his face in my crotch.  Awesome ... in a not-so-much, really awkward kind of way.  
Thankfully, it WAS a fairly short day for me so I was able to get the F up outta there soon after, and I'm off tomorrow.  This could be good (they'll all forget about it by Thursday) or bad (I'll come in and the story will have spread like wildfire).  With my luck, option B sounds about right.  
Do you like scary movies, Sydney?...  
#34 | 1374 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Happy Birthday Becky!!!! Do something liberal, you deserve it!!!! (Notice that ‘L’ is not capitalized? That means “something” should entail the removing of cloth … or something of the like … :)
 
And in the N.E.S.W. ………
Latest polling says Obama’s approval rating is at all-time low, as it pertains to the economy. Although only 1,200 people were polled, it concludes 43% of Americans give Obama a thumbs up (with an accuracy of about 3.5%). <~~~ Whomever came up with the idea of ‘survey sampling’ may arguably have been on the brink of genius, however, I also believe they were on the brink of retardation, because it’s an impossible thing to prove …………. Without simply asking everyone and finding out exactly how accurate you were, "sampling" is fraudulent, at best ………… then again that would then make the idea of “survey sampling” ludicrous! Crazy how that works!!! 
Mel Gibson, in his latest role ………………. What’s that? He wasn’t acting you say? Wow! Just Fn WOW!! This guy’s gotta get off the sauce!!! He’s too good of an actor to be beating chicks and s*** … I mean, come on!! ... Of course the MF’er’s only 5’ 9” <~~~ Somebody just needs to give him that “Short Man’s Syndrome speech ……….. and Don’t give me that Lethal Weapon s*** either! I saw how he looked in makeup and pantyhose in “What Women Want” … don’t act like he doesn’t have an inner b****!!! Janet, you know any T-Girls willing to go for this?  We gotta straighten this mofo out ........................ I know I know ... you don't do the "Straight" s***, but this is a total different kind of situation ... Right??  *Nadar wink*
In keeping with Obama’s limitations on “Offshore Drilling,” Tiger Woods, said he’s there (at the British Open) to focus on golf, and that he’s just trying to be the best dad he can be to his two children. Simultaneously every whorehouse in Scotland took the day off to mourn the loss of the potential billion-dollar revenues! <~~~ Scotsmen everywhere were enraged! However, no one is certain as to whether it was Tiger’s presence, the lack of hookers, or the excessive amounts of whiskey they consumed with their Cheer-e-hos that got them so worked up …………….. not to mention the fact that NOBODY, even them, understands a MFn word that comes out of their silly mouths!! LOL ... So as is usual ... the World ignored them.
 
CNN attempted to lure me in like Dodge in his crafty polls, and for a minute it worked … their “Bikini Quiz” seemed like maybe a cool idea, until I was peppered with questions about “Mr. Reardon” and “DiCaprio,” and forced to stomach pictures of sandy beaches, cars and other things us men simply DO NOT MFn ENJOY!!! (Well … we do … but … not in some “Bikini Quiz” … that’s Fn absurdity!!! ................... and not in pictures!  Unless there are mammoth jugs included in the set!!  YOU HEARIN ME MF'AHS???) <~~~ CNN, I don’t know what you F’ers are trying to pull over there, but you better get yer s*** together! I’ll be back tomorrow to check in on you!
Finally figured out part of the root of all that is “Hell” on this Earth: Boston, Mass.  I bumped into an article that says, Ben Affleck is ‘Mr. Boston’ ………… WOWZERS CHIEF!!!!!  M R  B O S T O N?  Ben Afflicted?  SURSLY???  Did you see him in any of his movies since "Now Introducing Matt Damon ... YAY" ... aka "Good Will Hunting"????   .......................... Yeh, me neither!  Oh wait ... wasn't he in Silent Bob or something???  Right, Right ... probly some shite actor that looked like him! 
And …… ladies ……. Contain yourselves please ….. Joe Jonas will be on TV’s “Hot in Cleveland.” Here’s a glimpse at his mad-sexy:

Joe Jonas is set to appear as Valerie Bertinelli's son in an August episode of "Hot in Cleveland."

*You're welcome!*


***Sorry, Teach, had to do it***
I kind of dig the glasses.
Beaneaters rides with Teach...  
#35 | 1374 days ago

#36 | 1374 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
  Add one from me, for multiple reasons.  Hell, I'M borderline Team Jai now.  Grrr.

And good day, bitches.
My completely awful day has turned into a relatively easy day (score).  Even had time to show my mad dancing skills off ... at work.    I'm a consummate professional, I must say.  My iPod was shuffling through and the Janet Jackson song "If" came on.  Well, years ago I had to learn the choreography from the video (which is, btw, awesome in more ways than I need to express) and I happened to mention it to my coworker when she mentioned the video.  She didn't believe me so I offered to do the damn dance for her (call ME a liar, will ya?), mostly just kidding around.  She, however, was NOT kidding around, so I finished what I was doing, moved the iPod to the back room (even I'm a little too professional to have Dance-Fest 2010 in the plain view of customers) and got ready for the demonstration.  
Little did I know, she had decided to tell damn near everyone that the show would be commencing shortly, so virtually the whole staff came back to watch me dance, including two of my managers.  For anyone familiar with the choreography, this is NOT something you want your bosses to see.  And since I didn't have a partner for the parts that require one, I had to pretend to feel a guy up and shove his face in my crotch.  Awesome ... in a not-so-much, really awkward kind of way.  
Thankfully, it WAS a fairly short day for me so I was able to get the F up outta there soon after, and I'm off tomorrow.  This could be good (they'll all forget about it by Thursday) or bad (I'll come in and the story will have spread like wildfire).  With my luck, option B sounds about right.  
A) Sexy.. and I really do need to get a flip camera to one of your co-workers
B) YOU'RE borderline team Jai? Jane, you ignorant slut (that's a line that's hard to fit into an everyday conversation, but it really does work here)
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#37 | 1374 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Happy Birthday Becky!

It is now time for your birthday spanking....

heh, heh.....
#38 | 1374 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
A) Sexy.. and I really do need to get a flip camera to one of your co-workers
B) YOU'RE borderline team Jai? Jane, you ignorant slut (that's a line that's hard to fit into an everyday conversation, but it really does work here)
A) Shutup.
B) See above.


Do you like scary movies, Sydney?...  
#39 | 1374 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
  Add one from me, for multiple reasons.  Hell, I'M borderline Team Jai now.  Grrr.

And good day, bitches.
My completely awful day has turned into a relatively easy day (score).  Even had time to show my mad dancing skills off ... at work.    I'm a consummate professional, I must say.  My iPod was shuffling through and the Janet Jackson song "If" came on.  Well, years ago I had to learn the choreography from the video (which is, btw, awesome in more ways than I need to express) and I happened to mention it to my coworker when she mentioned the video.  She didn't believe me so I offered to do the damn dance for her (call ME a liar, will ya?), mostly just kidding around.  She, however, was NOT kidding around, so I finished what I was doing, moved the iPod to the back room (even I'm a little too professional to have Dance-Fest 2010 in the plain view of customers) and got ready for the demonstration.  
Little did I know, she had decided to tell damn near everyone that the show would be commencing shortly, so virtually the whole staff came back to watch me dance, including two of my managers.  For anyone familiar with the choreography, this is NOT something you want your bosses to see.  And since I didn't have a partner for the parts that require one, I had to pretend to feel a guy up and shove his face in my crotch.  Awesome ... in a not-so-much, really awkward kind of way.  
Thankfully, it WAS a fairly short day for me so I was able to get the F up outta there soon after, and I'm off tomorrow.  This could be good (they'll all forget about it by Thursday) or bad (I'll come in and the story will have spread like wildfire).  With my luck, option B sounds about right.  

HA!  on all accounts! Go Team Jai!

Sunset Twist...  
#40 | 1374 days ago

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man?
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand
So why your love went away
I just can't seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don't want to talk about it
Don't want to think about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it's all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don't want to talk about it
Don't want to think about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right
But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy
You'll see

(What goes around comes back around)
(What goes around comes back around)
(What goes around comes back around)
(What goes around comes back around)

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get's a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes

When you cheated girl
My heart bleeded girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

I thought I told you, baby
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told you, baby
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told you, baby
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told you, baby
Sunset Twist...  
#41 | 1374 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Happy Birthday Becky!!!! Do something liberal, you deserve it!!!! (Notice that ‘L’ is not capitalized? That means “something” should entail the removing of cloth … or something of the like … :)
 
And in the N.E.S.W. ………
Latest polling says Obama’s approval rating is at all-time low, as it pertains to the economy. Although only 1,200 people were polled, it concludes 43% of Americans give Obama a thumbs up (with an accuracy of about 3.5%). <~~~ Whomever came up with the idea of ‘survey sampling’ may arguably have been on the brink of genius, however, I also believe they were on the brink of retardation, because it’s an impossible thing to prove …………. Without simply asking everyone and finding out exactly how accurate you were, "sampling" is fraudulent, at best ………… then again that would then make the idea of “survey sampling” ludicrous! Crazy how that works!!! 
Mel Gibson, in his latest role ………………. What’s that? He wasn’t acting you say? Wow! Just Fn WOW!! This guy’s gotta get off the sauce!!! He’s too good of an actor to be beating chicks and s*** … I mean, come on!! ... Of course the MF’er’s only 5’ 9” <~~~ Somebody just needs to give him that “Short Man’s Syndrome speech ……….. and Don’t give me that Lethal Weapon s*** either! I saw how he looked in makeup and pantyhose in “What Women Want” … don’t act like he doesn’t have an inner b****!!! Janet, you know any T-Girls willing to go for this?  We gotta straighten this mofo out ........................ I know I know ... you don't do the "Straight" s***, but this is a total different kind of situation ... Right??  *Nadar wink*
In keeping with Obama’s limitations on “Offshore Drilling,” Tiger Woods, said he’s there (at the British Open) to focus on golf, and that he’s just trying to be the best dad he can be to his two children. Simultaneously every whorehouse in Scotland took the day off to mourn the loss of the potential billion-dollar revenues! <~~~ Scotsmen everywhere were enraged! However, no one is certain as to whether it was Tiger’s presence, the lack of hookers, or the excessive amounts of whiskey they consumed with their Cheer-e-hos that got them so worked up …………….. not to mention the fact that NOBODY, even them, understands a MFn word that comes out of their silly mouths!! LOL ... So as is usual ... the World ignored them.
 
CNN attempted to lure me in like Dodge in his crafty polls, and for a minute it worked … their “Bikini Quiz” seemed like maybe a cool idea, until I was peppered with questions about “Mr. Reardon” and “DiCaprio,” and forced to stomach pictures of sandy beaches, cars and other things us men simply DO NOT MFn ENJOY!!! (Well … we do … but … not in some “Bikini Quiz” … that’s Fn absurdity!!! ................... and not in pictures!  Unless there are mammoth jugs included in the set!!  YOU HEARIN ME MF'AHS???) <~~~ CNN, I don’t know what you F’ers are trying to pull over there, but you better get yer s*** together! I’ll be back tomorrow to check in on you!
Finally figured out part of the root of all that is “Hell” on this Earth: Boston, Mass.  I bumped into an article that says, Ben Affleck is ‘Mr. Boston’ ………… WOWZERS CHIEF!!!!!  M R  B O S T O N?  Ben Afflicted?  SURSLY???  Did you see him in any of his movies since "Now Introducing Matt Damon ... YAY" ... aka "Good Will Hunting"????   .......................... Yeh, me neither!  Oh wait ... wasn't he in Silent Bob or something???  Right, Right ... probly some shite actor that looked like him! 
And …… ladies ……. Contain yourselves please ….. Joe Jonas will be on TV’s “Hot in Cleveland.” Here’s a glimpse at his mad-sexy:

Joe Jonas is set to appear as Valerie Bertinelli's son in an August episode of "Hot in Cleveland."

*You're welcome!*


***Sorry, Teach, had to do it***
Um, Mel Gibson can suck it (literally, if it tickles his pickle ... but "it" does not mean MY "it", just so we're clear).  


Do you like scary movies, Sydney?...  
#42 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

HA!  on all accounts! Go Team Jai!

Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#43 | 1374 days ago

Mel Gibson was just hired as the new Media Relations guy for the Cleveland Cavs..
#44 | 1374 days ago

Hey I am back!

So what do you think is the record for verbal warnings in a week. I think I must unconsciously be trying to break it. I just got another verbal warning...this time for Dress Code. I have worn this shirt before and I am sure my manager even liked it...well today she didn't. In her words, "it may be a bit too revealing". I think she is PMSing or going thru the change.

That is all!!
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#45 | 1374 days ago

My sister just sent me this link to a video clip.  Shows an owl transformer.   (based on different threats, changes shape of it's body.)

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21094
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#46 | 1374 days ago

If it was still crush week I'd have posted a pic of me washing my car in a pair of daisy dukes for you Beck's! (CoC be damned!)

Now let's all be thankful that it's not crush week, that could have gotten ugly. I mean fugly-ugly. LOL
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#47 | 1374 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If it was still crush week I'd have posted a pic of me washing my car in a pair of daisy dukes for you Beck's! (CoC be damned!)

Now let's all be thankful that it's not crush week, that could have gotten ugly. I mean fugly-ugly. LOL
Sir, I am mailing you a signed blank check and you can fill it in with WHATEVER amount of money that you want.  
I must have that photo.  



Do you like scary movies, Sydney?...  
#48 | 1374 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Sir, I am mailing you a signed blank check and you can fill it in with WHATEVER amount of money that you want.  
I must have that photo.  



It's $10 Canadian dollars a dance and a Slo Gin Fizz would be nice. Money up front, no touching - no grinding or you'll have to deal with Kev... and I DON'T do groups of Japanese business men.
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#49 | 1374 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
It's $10 Canadian dollars a dance and a Slo Gin Fizz would be nice. Money up front, no touching - no grinding or you'll have to deal with Kev... and I DON'T do groups of Japanese business men.
Please.  Like I'd bring Japanese businessmen.  What do you take me for?
Everyone knows China is where it's at for the global market.
Do you like scary movies, Sydney?...  
#50 | 1374 days ago

That's an easy one ... jus look at the camera!

Now trying to pick out them Mongolians ... wellllllllllllllllllllllll
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#51 | 1374 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 I am feeling an evilness rising up inside of  me that may be unparalleled.  I have had to have some drywall work done to my condo because of some leaks that happened a long time ago.  My first problem was getting the maintenance guy over to fix it.  He kept "putting it on his list" only to "forget" about it.  I've lived with three holes in my ceiling for several months now.  Until last weekend.  The new management company is on top of things.  Which is kind of nice.  Until they actually assign someone to fix my drywall.  For several weeks, he showed up at my home unannounced.  While I was at work.  (I have to be home while he is here or he can't work).  I spoke with him several times and told him I'm only available certain days.  He never showed up on those days.  Finally, after he said "I won't do the work since you're never home," I went OFF on him.  I hate acting like that, but that son of a bitch didn't respond to anything else.  Now he has to finish texturing the drywall.  Today he leaves me a cell phone message at 2:20 saying he was on his way to my condo.  I don't get off work  until at least 5.  So i left him a message.  He never responded.  He just banged on my door at 7:40 pm.  I was not appropriately dressed to answer the door.  I yelled "wait a minute," but he left.  I just left him another message that he is not to show up to my place unannounced.  WTF is wrong with people?
Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah...  
#52 | 1374 days ago

Spooooooooooooooon!!!

This poll has been open 12 f**king hours and I'm the only one who picked the Tick?  Must be all the Becky Ass Kissers before the Becky poll opened up.  FTR, I'll be in that poll in about 5 minutes.

I don't own a typewriter (or a basement) so it's not all that bad to be like me.  The only thing I'm aware of that Becky and I have in common (besides the sexual tension) is the absolute love of Hockey.  which is enough according to match.com and plentyoffish.com i believe (eharmony and craigslist personals still sponsor the professional pumpkin pounding league).

New Job is going well. had a good time celebrating with friends tonight.  Didn't get the goodnight kiss but maybe next time.

Get Inspired:

Today, we understand that motivation — and therefore engagement — comes from loving what you do. You love what you do when you are in the right job, feel valued and are given opportunities to grow. Get your people to love what they do, and they are
yours — fully engaged.
~Terri Kabachnick
The Tick...  
#53 | 1374 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
If it was still crush week I'd have posted a pic of me washing my car in a pair of daisy dukes for you Beck's! (CoC be damned!)

Now let's all be thankful that it's not crush week, that could have gotten ugly. I mean fugly-ugly. LOL
Hiiiii Friind ... I soooo want to see that photo 
#54 | 1374 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
Spooooooooooooooon!!!

This poll has been open 12 f**king hours and I'm the only one who picked the Tick?  Must be all the Becky Ass Kissers before the Becky poll opened up.  FTR, I'll be in that poll in about 5 minutes.

I don't own a typewriter (or a basement) so it's not all that bad to be like me.  The only thing I'm aware of that Becky and I have in common (besides the sexual tension) is the absolute love of Hockey.  which is enough according to match.com and plentyoffish.com i believe (eharmony and craigslist personals still sponsor the professional pumpkin pounding league).

New Job is going well. had a good time celebrating with friends tonight.  Didn't get the goodnight kiss but maybe next time.

Get Inspired:

Today, we understand that motivation — and therefore engagement — comes from loving what you do. You love what you do when you are in the right job, feel valued and are given opportunities to grow. Get your people to love what they do, and they are
yours — fully engaged.
~Terri Kabachnick
I KNEW you would pick the tick. That is awesome.
Sunset Twist...  
#55 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
I KNEW you would pick the tick. That is awesome.
 i might've gone with becky first if i had been here early.

i've had a hard time with some of your choices recently.  wishing there was an all of the above or options abd and e type of thing.  my comments could have been half filled with responses to your choices.
The Tick...  
#56 | 1374 days ago

Evening Q'rs...

First, HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKY!!!!!

work was well you know, work...duh!!!!

made some alfredo for dinner and went swimming it was like 98 degrees at 8 pm here...god I dislike Texas weather....anyhooo, its almost Hump Day and if I was 25 years younger I would get more excited...as it is now...it just gets me one day closer to Friday....have a good one all....
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#57 | 1374 days ago

It wouldn't be the first switcheru someone tried to pull on Nyce-San. LOL
Happy Birthday Becky!....  
#58 | 1374 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
It wouldn't be the first switcheru someone tried to pull on Nyce-San. LOL
so changing your name from Nyceness to Nyce-San.
Sunset Twist...  
#59 | 1373 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 I am feeling an evilness rising up inside of  me that may be unparalleled.  I have had to have some drywall work done to my condo because of some leaks that happened a long time ago.  My first problem was getting the maintenance guy over to fix it.  He kept "putting it on his list" only to "forget" about it.  I've lived with three holes in my ceiling for several months now.  Until last weekend.  The new management company is on top of things.  Which is kind of nice.  Until they actually assign someone to fix my drywall.  For several weeks, he showed up at my home unannounced.  While I was at work.  (I have to be home while he is here or he can't work).  I spoke with him several times and told him I'm only available certain days.  He never showed up on those days.  Finally, after he said "I won't do the work since you're never home," I went OFF on him.  I hate acting like that, but that son of a bitch didn't respond to anything else.  Now he has to finish texturing the drywall.  Today he leaves me a cell phone message at 2:20 saying he was on his way to my condo.  I don't get off work  until at least 5.  So i left him a message.  He never responded.  He just banged on my door at 7:40 pm.  I was not appropriately dressed to answer the door.  I yelled "wait a minute," but he left.  I just left him another message that he is not to show up to my place unannounced.  WTF is wrong with people?
 Sooooooo.... showing up at your place at around 7:40 would be a good idea?
Sunset Twist...  
#60 | 1373 days ago

(Edited by kantwistaye)
 Also Ash and I picked the same option... and I'm drunk. Okay, time to sign off the Q.

Edit: "Yellow Brick Road" came up on iTunes. I'll be here for a while more.
Sunset Twist...  
#61 | 1373 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 Also Ash and I picked the same option... and I'm drunk. Okay, time to sign off the Q.

Edit: "Yellow Brick Road" came up on iTunes. I'll be here for a while more.
I'm just proud that you picked an option, even prouder that it was the alcoholic beverage one, and I am pissed that I missed a drunk young mike moment. Crap.
Sunset Twist...  
#62 | 1373 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 i might've gone with becky first if i had been here early.

i've had a hard time with some of your choices recently.  wishing there was an all of the above or options abd and e type of thing.  my comments could have been half filled with responses to your choices.


those options dont exist for a reason, and thats why i usually dont pick until later in the day. I have to determine how I'm feeling, usually after coffee.
Sunset Twist...  
#63 | 1373 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

kantwistaye wrote:
 Sooooooo.... showing up at your place at around 7:40 would be a good idea?
 If...just if...I decide to answer the door
Blame it on the rain yeah, yeah...  

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