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Q Roast of Kenne(aka Wylde_PHX) (Edited 07/15/10 08:28AM by )

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There are reasons Kenne has the moniker of Mr. Hoity Toity. Some of them are because he refuses to shop at Target, he has to shop at Sears. He refuses to buy his jewelry here in the U.S., he only buys his jewelry from overseas. He is too good for American soccer, despite being born and raised in the U.S., he is a fan of the Mexican soccer team. He probably thinks any neighborhood with homes valued at less than $100,000, is the ghetto.

Now for the teams Kenne loves. Let's see first he follows Mexico soccer, well the good news is with Arizona's SB 1070, Mexico will possibly be getting back some of their better soccer players. The Coyotes, here is a team that played well last year, but will they stay in AZ, who is the owner. Hockey in a city with an average temperature that is in the 90's for the months hockey is in season, makes as much sense as Bristol Palin doing abstinence lectures.
The Diamondbacks, here is a team that can't decide on a stadium name, team colors, and they have had 6 different managers in 13 years. They are about to retire the number of Luis Gonzales, that is like a C average student being named Valedictorian. The Suns they are like the early 1990's Buffalo Bills of the NBA, every year they get so close, only to run into a better team. Steve Nash, possibly the greatest offensive point guard of all time, however he is as good at stopping opposing point guards as a screen door is at stopping water. The Sun Devils have they won a championship in any sport ever. They have turned out some big name talent in baseball and football, but what has that gotten them. They did give the NFL Jake "The Snake" Plummer. Finally, he is a fan of the Saints, I think it has more to do with his man-crush on Drew Brees than his liking the football team. Let's remember till just last year even their fans called them the Aints. The Cardinals, here is a team that has worse management than BP. They had a player turn down millions of dollars, in order to go fight a war. What does that say about the state of your franchise. They did recently play in their first Super Bowl, but they lost that too. On the bright side for the Cardinals, their QB that lead them to a SB has retired and now Matt "Hot Tub" Leinart is taking over.

Now it is your turn, remember to operate with in the CoC and have fun. Hopefully Kenne can muster up a better come back than You shop at Target.

Featured by: Anthonyg7575 at 7/15/10 8:28AM
| Closed on 09/01/10 at 05:00PM
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82.6471. Q Roast of Kenne(aka Wylde_PHX)

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#1 | 1377 days ago

Look at that Young Republicans of America picture.. At which point in the career arc do we find him tapping his shoe under the divider of a truck stop men's room?
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#1 | 1377 days ago

Look at that Young Republicans of America picture.. At which point in the career arc do we find him tapping his shoe under the divider of a truck stop men's room?
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#2 | 1377 days ago

And who else is here? Courtney Love!! I wouldn't f*ck you with Bea Arthur's di*k
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#3 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Look at that Young Republicans of America picture.. At which point in the career arc do we find him tapping his shoe under the divider of a truck stop men's room?
And then you see the evidence to the contrary...

-  Has a picture wearing a hippie-tastic beret.
-  Makes his own wine.  Too hoity-toity for "Two-Buck Chuck".
-  Is kind of artsy (I've seen your accidentally Picasso-like painting skills).
-  Has a straight-up Woodstock vibe name, pronounced all 60s free love style ... Kin-neh.

I'd say he's quite the conundrum.  
#4 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
And who else is here? Courtney Love!! I wouldn't f*ck you with Bea Arthur's di*k
Focus ... either call out other people who are roasting (not me, slore), or stick to Kin-neh!  If he gets bored, he'll probably start showing us his collection of imported pinky rings.  Nobody wants that.
#5 | 1377 days ago

and thank you guys! This poll has set the season 2 record for most respects in it's first day.

Let's not forget his recent piece of humility on his poll "FanIQ Map"
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#6 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Focus ... either call out other people who are roasting (not me, slore), or stick to Kin-neh!  If he gets bored, he'll probably start showing us his collection of imported pinky rings.  Nobody wants that.
Speaking of which, I'm still not completely sold on the jewelry craftsmanship of the Philippines
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#7 | 1377 days ago

Nah, that was just the only backdrop without clouds or pastel swirls at the Sears Portrait Studio.
#8 | 1377 days ago

I guess me and kenne will have to fight over Drew.  I got a woman crush on him.
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#9 | 1377 days ago

Let's all raise a glass of TARGET brand boxed-champagne (flip up your pinkies b!tches, have some class) for the hoitiest-toitiest MF'er west of the Pecos. SEARS is where America shops - in the 80's - but it's also where a true Daddy macs. Honies workin' the cash, just write your digits on your finest chonies for my man and he'll put 'em in his pantie-dex. Pinkies up - PHX down!
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#10 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Nah, that was just the only backdrop without clouds or pastel swirls at the Sears Portrait Studio.
Am I the only one who thinks that flag may cover a life size picture of Hippy from the Village? I can see Ken-neh throwing on that Beret and practicing his bow staff skills in front of it
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#11 | 1377 days ago

Chonies?  You mean classic Sears Toughskins.    
#12 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Chonies?  You mean classic Sears Toughskins.    
I thought those were the Sears brand condoms
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#13 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
I thought those were the Sears brand condoms
Maybe if you used condoms, you'd know.  
Instead you're just a bigger germ farm than the monkey in "Outbreak".
#14 | 1377 days ago

That is odd, cause I get more of a Forrest Gump pronounciation, instead of Jenn-eh, I get Kenn-eh.
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#15 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Maybe if you used condoms, you'd know.  
Instead you're just a bigger germ farm than the monkey in "Outbreak".
Oh snap... This from the girl who just found out last month that a facial is a spa treatment
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#16 | 1377 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Oh snap... This from the girl who just found out last month that a facial is a spa treatment
  
......... good one.  
#17 | 1377 days ago

to honor kenne i'd like to write a bit about his good qualities. ....................... thank you and good night.
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#18 | 1377 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Humm Kenne,
The man defines the word metro sexual, he definitely has a flair for the artistic.
He has more pictures of himself than Imalda Marcos had shoes. 
He wore a shirt to church that his cat had urinated on then prayed no one could smell it. 
And, now this is just a suspicion on my part, but I believe Kenne is the Q PHANTOM, looking for attention. 

Ok now in true roast form. 
Kenne was one of the first friends I had here. He is one of the first people I run to when I need help. He has never been anything but kind and patient with me. I know few others here that loves this place the way he does. 
Kenne I am very glad you are my friend and confidant. Thabk you for all you have done for me.

 
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#19 | 1377 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
to honor kenne i'd like to write a bit about his good qualities. ....................... thank you and good night.
Oh come on, you didn't even mention the fact that he... oh wait.  You said GOOD qualities.  
Yep, that sounds about right.
#20 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Oh come on, you didn't even mention the fact that he... oh wait.  You said GOOD qualities.  
Yep, that sounds about right.
i forgot. who the heck are we talkin about?
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#21 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Chonies?  You mean classic Sears Toughskins.    
 Garanimals, whatever... lol. He does live in AZ and apparently everybody is way latino.
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#22 | 1377 days ago

Just curious... is Sears still a hoity-toity place, or is it really now just a KMart without the blue flashing light?
#23 | 1377 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
And then you see the evidence to the contrary...

-  Has a picture wearing a hippie-tastic beret.
-  Makes his own wine.  Too hoity-toity for "Two-Buck Chuck".
-  Is kind of artsy (I've seen your accidentally Picasso-like painting skills).
-  Has a straight-up Woodstock vibe name, pronounced all 60s free love style ... Kin-neh.

I'd say he's quite the conundrum.  
-  Is kind of artsy (I've seen your accidentally Picasso-like painting skills).

I made those pics on a computerized morphing program. The maker of those pics is a big fat phony.
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#24 | 1377 days ago

Kenne wrote:
-  Is kind of artsy (I've seen your accidentally Picasso-like painting skills).

I made those pics on a computerized morphing program. The maker of those pics is a big fat phony.
A BIG FAT PHONY LIVES IN THIS HOUSE! 

#25 | 1377 days ago

I was so ready for this Kenne! I get here.. I draw a blank! Give me a minute and I will be back with something....
#26 | 1376 days ago
ssusiej46 (+)

Like i said on other poll , Lovable

#27 | 1376 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

Sorry Kenne, I have too go there!!
#28 | 1376 days ago

How boutz i put my cardinal....  in your bush?

MAGIC FOOTBALL
There can only be one
#29 | 1376 days ago

ssusiej46 wrote:

Like i said on other poll , Lovable

I'm with you
#30 | 1376 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
I'm with you
Stop being so nice, Violet.  You're doing it wrong.  
#31 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Stop being so nice, Violet.  You're doing it wrong.  
Seriously... Where are the "Kenne loves himself so much he's considered cutting off his d*ck so he could f*ck himself in the a$$" comments...
This is a roast dammit
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#32 | 1376 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Seriously... Where are the "Kenne loves himself so much he's considered cutting off his d*ck so he could f*ck himself in the a$$" comments...
This is a roast dammit
Well we WERE saving them for your roast, you cocky motherf**ker.  Now you've gone and ruined it for everyone.  Good job.  
#33 | 1376 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
How boutz i put my cardinal....  in your bush?

MAGIC FOOTBALL
There can only be one
Great last pic. (I'm posting off you so it is seen again.)

As for roasting Kenne, I think the Q couple is doing a marvelous job all on their own. Nice work guys!
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#34 | 1376 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Great last pic. (I'm posting off you so it is seen again.)

As for roasting Kenne, I think the Q couple is doing a marvelous job all on their own. Nice work guys!
Q Couple?
I'm so glad to see Jack has moved on from his Jason bromance ... Jack and Dickhead, what a lovely ring that has.  Best of luck to them.



#35 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Well we WERE saving them for your roast, you cocky motherf**ker.  Now you've gone and ruined it for everyone.  Good job.  
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#36 | 1376 days ago

Drawing a blank...............too early for me, so I'll be back (should have posted when I first saw this last night, had all kinds of nasties then!)
#37 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Q Couple?
I'm so glad to see Jack has moved on from his Jason bromance ... Jack and Dickhead, what a lovely ring that has.  Best of luck to them.



Hmmmmmm......OK....I was referring to the "couple" of Qers roasting him (yeah right....lol), but yeah......I too wish the best of luck to the happy couple(s). Happiness is grand and I wish everyone well.


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#38 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Q Couple?
I'm so glad to see Jack has moved on from his Jason bromance ... Jack and Dickhead, what a lovely ring that has.  Best of luck to them.



Jack and I are more like long lost brothers, than bromantic lovers. Besides, Jack isn't over his bromance with Jason, and has not moved on. I think she was talking about Jai and Jane, yes I believe Jai has returned, to find his lobster, Jane.
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#39 | 1376 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Great last pic. (I'm posting off you so it is seen again.)

As for roasting Kenne, I think the Q couple is doing a marvelous job all on their own. Nice work guys!
Too bad I didn't have this for ya yestreday  ... and i'm involved as a participant in any couple...at least not that i know of anyways.
#40 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Stop being so nice, Violet.  You're doing it wrong.  
Susie started!!!! That's why I said I'd be on my corner just watching, but I couldn't resist, I'll come back later
#41 | 1376 days ago

VIOLET wrote:
Susie started!!!! That's why I said I'd be on my corner just watching, but I couldn't resist, I'll come back later
I just hope we don't ever have to roast you OR Susie.  

What the hell am I supposed to say about YOU?  Grr ... I really need to get you to that drag queen show, like ASAP!  
#42 | 1376 days ago

(Edited by VIOLET)
janet011685 wrote:
I just hope we don't ever have to roast you OR Susie.  

What the hell am I supposed to say about YOU?  Grr ... I really need to get you to that drag queen show, like ASAP!  
Of course there are a lot of things you could say about me! That's why I don't want to be roasted And I can't wait to be at that show
#43 | 1376 days ago

Is he serious, you only shop at Sears ....oh man......I really thought you were one of the "Young Guns", here on the Q but that Sears thing idk dude....when i think of Sears, I think of my 90 year old granpa looking for them pants that look like jeans but they have a stretchy waistband.....(sighs and hangs head)......
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#44 | 1376 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Is he serious, you only shop at Sears ....oh man......I really thought you were one of the "Young Guns", here on the Q but that Sears thing idk dude....when i think of Sears, I think of my 90 year old granpa looking for them pants that look like jeans but they have a stretchy waistband.....(sighs and hangs head)......
Toughskins?  Or are those "real" jeans?  We need a ruling over here ... Kenne?
He might be busy trying to scrub those green stains off his neck from that imported "gold" chain he got last week.  
#45 | 1376 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Toughskins?  Or are those "real" jeans?  We need a ruling over here ... Kenne?
He might be busy trying to scrub those green stains off his neck from that imported "gold" chain he got last week.  
ROTFLMAO.......
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