Skip to Next Poll »
Q Roast of Kenne(aka Wylde_PHX) (Edited 07/15/10 08:28AM by )
There are reasons Kenne has the moniker of Mr. Hoity Toity. Some of them are because he refuses to shop at Target, he has to shop at Sears. He refuses to buy his jewelry here in the U.S., he only buys his jewelry from overseas. He is too good for American soccer, despite being born and raised in the U.S., he is a fan of the Mexican soccer team. He probably thinks any neighborhood with homes valued at less than $100,000, is the ghetto.
Now for the teams Kenne loves. Let's see first he follows Mexico soccer, well the good news is with Arizona's SB 1070, Mexico will possibly be getting back some of their better soccer players. The Coyotes, here is a team that played well last year, but will they stay in AZ, who is the owner. Hockey in a city with an average temperature that is in the 90's for the months hockey is in season, makes as much sense as Bristol Palin doing abstinence lectures.
The Diamondbacks, here is a team that can't decide on a stadium name, team colors, and they have had 6 different managers in 13 years. They are about to retire the number of Luis Gonzales, that is like a C average student being named Valedictorian. The Suns they are like the early 1990's Buffalo Bills of the NBA, every year they get so close, only to run into a better team. Steve Nash, possibly the greatest offensive point guard of all time, however he is as good at stopping opposing point guards as a screen door is at stopping water. The Sun Devils have they won a championship in any sport ever. They have turned out some big name talent in baseball and football, but what has that gotten them. They did give the NFL Jake "The Snake" Plummer. Finally, he is a fan of the Saints, I think it has more to do with his man-crush on Drew Brees than his liking the football team. Let's remember till just last year even their fans called them the Aints. The Cardinals, here is a team that has worse management than BP. They had a player turn down millions of dollars, in order to go fight a war. What does that say about the state of your franchise. They did recently play in their first Super Bowl, but they lost that too. On the bright side for the Cardinals, their QB that lead them to a SB has retired and now Matt "Hot Tub" Leinart is taking over.
Now it is your turn, remember to operate with in the CoC and have fun. Hopefully Kenne can muster up a better come back than You shop at Target.
Featured by: Anthonyg7575 at 7/15/10 8:28AM
| Closed on 09/01/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room
| Numeric Input Opinion Poll
|82.647||1. Q Roast of Kenne(aka Wylde_PHX)|
Join FanIQ - It's Free
FanIQ is the ultimate free
community for sports fans.
•Talk sports with fans from all over -