Top Ten Stinkfaces of Rikishi/Junior Fatu&nbsp;

Shout out to my nephew Shawn! Great job!

Haverdink closed out his high school career with a top-10 finish at the state tournament. He was rewarded for his efforts by being selected to the Michigan Interscholastic Golf Coaches Association's Division 2 all-state first team

Feeling the hangover thing myself this a.m. Must have water,

Sucks about your car Kenne. Hope you don't have dents.

Beaneaters...

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#5 | 1040 days ago

half_baked (+)

Got through day 5 of the Stampede with no long last physical impairments although I think that's my liver that's aching... My girl decided to join in on the festivities yesterday and last night and when I went to pick her up this morning to give her a ride to work, she's a no show. What a wuss...

And since everyone is in the singing mode...I don't go old school too often but here's my contribution...

Now lemme tell ya my story,
I got a man-sized predicament
And it's a big one, goes like this, yeah

My my, ow, yeah!
Never had confession, never had a home
Never had no worry, until I met Domino
Ain't the virgin Mary, love her I confess
Got my hesitations,
'cause she kisses like the kiss of death
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy",
she knows she's got me by the balls
They call her Domino - "so fine"

Got a reputation, haven't got a hope
It's a sticky situation,
if she ain't old enough to vote
Loves to play with fire, loves to hurt so good
Loves to keep me burnin',
'cause she's a bad habit, bad habit
Bad habit that's good, good, good

They call her Domino, Domino, Domino

"Every damn time I walk through that door,
it's the same damn thing
That b*tch bends over, and I forget my name - ow!"
Loves lots of money, back's against the wall
Calls me "Sugar Daddy",
he knows she's got me by the balls - ow!
Loves to play with fire, love her I confess
Got no hesitations, cause she's a bad habit,
bad habit, she's a bad habit!
"Yeah"

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#6 | 1040 days ago

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this is awesome! so if it goes to 6 or 7 games, the world series could very well finish in houston!

Chamillionaire, "Turn It Up" Astros Remix
We gonna show you how to get your shine on.
Ya'll know I got to rep for my home.
Houston, Texas, baby all that I know.
You don't want to rumble with the Astros.

They going to show you how to hit a home run.
Competition don't really want none.
Because Houston Texas got the competition running.
Ya'll know the Astros are winning.

Hit it and never miss throw the ball we hit em high.
When the Astros win the series it looks like you didn't even try.
Knock it way into the sky, watch how high up that it fly.
Houston Astros is the truth and you're a lie.

The Astros the biggest threat to any team that think they doing it.
Who that is? That's the baddest team that always do it big.
Crush your confidence and take a winning streak and ruin it.
Houston got a problem and you don't want nothing to do with it.

Told me that another team would win the series, are you serious?
Houston is the best if you don't know then you're delirious.
You've been rooting for another team I hope you're hearing this.
Houston got it locked and we gonna show you who the winner is...

- fan in denial since 2006

p.s.

heh....yyyyeah

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#7 | 1040 days ago

Breaking News - BP Gulf oil spill claims another victim

Anyone watch the All Star game, and see how an Atlanta Brave, Mr Brian McCann , yes he can and he did won the game? All 3

runs and MVP. Yeah, that was nice.
I'm still anxiously awaiting Dr Cactus Jack to respond to his messages. In the mean time,I'll keep thinking of someone special (SOS)

To kiss and tell it's just not my style
But the night is young and it's been awhile
And she broke my heart, broke it right in two
And it took some time but I'm feeling like I'm
Finally ready to find, find somebody new

Chorus:
I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna hold her tight
Maybe make a little magic in the moonlight
Don't wanna go too far just take it slow
But I shouldn't be lonely in this big 'ol world
I wanna kiss a girl

It's that moment when you start closin' in
First you're holding back then surrendering
It can start a fire, light up the sky
Such a simple thing, do you wanna try
Are you ready to
Say goodbye to all these rules

(Chorus)

'Cause maybe tonight
It could turn into the rest of our lives oh yeah
Are you ready
Are you ready
To cross that line put your lips on mine
Put your lips on mine baby
Do you wanna try
Are you ready to
Say goodbye to all these rules

I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna hold her tight maybe make a little magic baby
Don't wanna go to far just take it slow
But no one should be lonely, I shouldn't be lonely
I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna hold her tight
Maybe make a little magic in the moonlight
Don't wanna go too far just take it slow
But I shouldn't be lonely in this big 'ol world
I wanna kiss a girl
I said I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna hold her tight
I wanna make a little magic out under the moonlight
Mmm, I wanna kiss her now

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#8 | 1040 days ago

I'd like to take this opportunity to wish each and every one of you a wonderful Wednesday morning..
I really don't have a lot, so instead, I'm gonna go take a few minutes to come up with a question for Dr. Cactus Jack

And here's a picture of Modern Family's Sofia Vergara in a bikini.. enjoy your day bitches!

Shwayze - Crazy For You

I was born to rock. learned to walk in flip flops.
And I bought my clothes at the local thrift shop.
I wouldn't be late if I looked at the clock, but id rather spend time than by a wrist watch.
zip-lock keep it fresh. red hot chili pep. dread lock rosta.
I was high when we met, but I remember everything from your eyes to your dress.
sun rise on the east when it sets on the west side.
let the guitar play. yeah, lets vibe.
Forget the bad days, think about the good times.
the pimp c's at the hollywood go, where is my mind?
I just don't know.
Life goes so fast then it goes too slow.
had to join a band to discover the flow.
but ay yo I got two tickets to the rock show. dead center front row.
I wanna take you out to the rock show baby.
Make you understand what makes me.
And if you want I will go crazy for you.
(if you wanna go crazy girl) oh oh (then you can be my baby girl)
Before I drove I walked, kickin rocks in the park.
Kick flip and drop. Shootin hoops on the black top.
I still remember when the joints were skinny, way before I had a penny and lenny chopped his dread locks.
Late night, I listened to the tape box til the daylight come and I break off to find a girl so I could sing a love song in her ear and tell her where we go from here.
Get the guitar baby play lets drop.
Forget the bad days, think about the good times.
Make love every night like the first night.
And dance in the sand, like its our birth right.
Live it up cause it may not last.
Life goes too slow then it goes too fast.
Had to see the future to discover the past, so if you wanna go here's a backstage pass.
I wanna take you out to the rock show baby.
Make you understand what makes me.
And if you want I will go crazy for you.
(if you wanna go crazy girl) oh oh (then you can be my baby girl)
I wanna take you out to the rock show baby.
Make you understand what makes me.
And if you want I will go crazy for you.
Oh oh (yeah you could be my baby girl)
I wanna take you out to the rock show baby.
Make you understand what makes me.
And if you want I will go crazy for you.
Oh oh. oh ooooh ohhhh.
If you want I will go crazy.
If you want I will go crazy.
If you want I will go crazy for youuuuu.
Oh ooooh ohhhh

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#9 | 1040 days ago

half_baked (+)

Stoney gets respect for the random reference to Sofia Vergara...

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#10 | 1040 days ago

there are two topics of conversation that really burn my ass - politics and religion. my co-worker is bitching about something insurancy and/or taxy and the church librarian is coming back with a "if only we could raise up a prophet to heal our land like in the book of judges." to which i though was supposed to be a very funny play on prophet where she'd turned it into "profit" and i laughed and was merry. it's not what she meant. now i look like and idiot and i am ~~annointed~~ annoyed by it all.

it's days like this i thank my gods i smoke.

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#11 | 1040 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

an idiot.

Amendment 21...

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#12 | 1040 days ago

Good morning bitches.
Not a lot to report at the moment, just a little tired and trying to enjoy this rainy morning.

Apparently it's official ... I am the only person with verbal and/or motor skills that does not have a Twitter account now that Liam Spelling (you know, Tori and Dean's 3-year old son) has launched one. Big ups for the hold-outs ... f**k Twitter.

Didn't get to see all of the game, but congrats to the National League (about damn time, seriously). Now I'm just pissed that I turned down so many Playbook bets because I couldn't get the A.L. Grr.

America's Got Talent is causing me a rage like no other. I rarely watch it to begin with, but when I do, I kind of expect to see, ohhh I don't know, talent. But alas, there is an air guitar act (really), a mediocre-at-best "daredevil" (mock-worthy "ooooh" with hand shaking included), and the classic "off-key singing sisters who wouldn't make the cut except for their brave story of beating the odds". So, AGT, you get a fist-wave in your general direction.

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#13 | 1040 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

raise up a prophet?

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#14 | 1040 days ago

half_baked (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

too funny....

I love talking religion and more so politics. Although I seem to always get fellow "discussers" into argumentative moods...which gets even worse because I always stay calm with a smirk on my face.

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#15 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

an idiot.

ha! yeah i found three other typos in there but i'm feeling very devil-may-care today.

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#16 | 1040 days ago

Morning!

I get to do it again? AWESOME.
Another nice day here today------------no clouds, sun is out..........I LOVE it.
My niece almost got through a family thing without any hoopla.....ALMOST.

People sure are generous.
Bristol and Levi are engaged? No clue and really no desire to read, but when it popped up on Yahoo, I got a chuckle.
My shins hurt, but I will run again today. (Maybe the tatted head dude will be there again.

)
Drinks named Georgia Peaches are INCREDIBLE.

Hope everyone has a fabulous day. Remember to hug those you love and give a stink face to others.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#17 | 1040 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

ha! yeah i found three other typos in there but i'm feeling very devil-may-care today.

LOL. yeah but that was the only important one and at church I'm thinking you should feel a little more...

Amendment 21...

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#18 | 1040 days ago

kteacher wrote:

Morning!

I get to do it again? AWESOME.
Another nice day here today------------no clouds, sun is out..........I LOVE it.
My niece almost got through a family thing without any hoopla.....ALMOST.

)
Drinks named Georgia Peaches are INCREDIBLE.

Hope everyone has a fabulous day. Remember to hug those you love and give a stink face to others.

~~Drinks named~~ Georgia Peaches are INCREDIBLE.

WORD!

Amendment 21...

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#19 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
kteacher wrote:

Morning!

I get to do it again? AWESOME.
Another nice day here today------------no clouds, sun is out..........I LOVE it.
My niece almost got through a family thing without any hoopla.....ALMOST.

)
Drinks named Georgia Peaches are INCREDIBLE.

Hope everyone has a fabulous day. Remember to hug those you love and give a stink face to others.

Top Ten Stinkfaces of Rikishi/Junior Fatu

But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

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#20 | 1040 days ago

alainpeartree (+)

HAPPY HUMP DAY ALL

Enjoy Hump Day...

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#21 | 1040 days ago

kantwistaye (+)

(Edited by kantwistaye)
Forgot about this song until it came up on my iTunes. Alicia Keys + John Mayer = pure win.

Lesson Learned - Alicia Keys ft John Mayer

He broke my heart
And now its raining
Just to rub it in
I'm at your door
I feel so crazy about it
You'll say I told you so
You saw it long ago
You knew he had to go
I finally came around
I'm back on solid ground
Cant let it get me down
Its alright
Its alright
Its alright
Its alright
Its alright
Its alright
Its alright
Yes I was burned, but I call it a lesson learned
Mistake overturned, so I call it a lesson learned
My soul has returned so I call it a lesson learned
Another lesson learned
Sometimes
Some lies can take a minute to fully realize
His tears
Your eyes
Thirty seconds to apologize
You'll give him one more chance
Just like the time before
But he already knows
You'll give 100 more
Until that night in bed
You'll wake up in a sweat
You're racing to the door
Can't take it anymore
I was burned but I call it a lesson learned
Mistake overturned, so I call it a lesson learned
My soul had returned so I call it a lesson learned
Another lesson learned
Lifes perfect, it aint perfect you dont know what the struggles for
Falling down aint fallin down if you don't cry when you hit the floor
It's called the past cause i'm gettin past
And I aint nothing like I was before.
You ought to see me now
Yes I was burned, but I call it a lesson learned
Mistake, I returned so I called it a lesson learned
My soul has returned so I call it a lesson learned
Another lesson learned
Wooooaaa

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...

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#22 | 1040 days ago

Was in Ft Lauderdale this a.m.. There is a homeless man on Commercial Blvd that always has the best signs.

Today it read: NEED MONEY FOR BEER AND A SHOWER I STINK!! I was trying to take a picture (he will pose)
but it was raining too hard. Gave him $10.00

Beaneaters...

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#23 | 1040 days ago

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#24 | 1040 days ago

Happy Wednesday Everybodeee!

We actually started getting sunshine here yesterday...July arrived. Today we're supposed to get into the 80's along the coast and into the 90's inland. No more of this marine layer carp.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#25 | 1040 days ago

cuddles127017 (+)

Beautiful day here in Carolina. Warm? Yes, but it is the dog days of summer. Think i will get out and go shopping this afternoon and help the economy along.

Beaneaters...

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#26 | 1040 days ago

richard_cranium (+)

Just got called into work early. I hate my Mondays.

Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Megan Fox
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my funday
My I don't have to runday
It's just another manic Monday

Have to catch an early train
Got to be to work by nine
And if I had an air-o-plane
I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long
Just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train
But the boss is already there

All of the nights
Why did my lover have to pick last night
To get down
Doesn't it matter
That I have to feed the both of us
Employment's down
She tells me in her bedroom voice
C'mon honey, let's go make some noise
Time it goes so fast
When you're having fun

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#27 | 1040 days ago

Is everybody cyberin?

Amendment 21...

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#28 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Is everybody cyberin?

Negative.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#29 | 1040 days ago

DeeRigga (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

Is everybody cyberin?

If not...

We should be!!

Let your fingers do the walking...

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#30 | 1040 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

whew....nicole richie has really let herself go. step away from the burgers, girl.

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#31 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

Is everybody cyberin?

I had to google that word

Uh, no.

Beaneaters...

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#32 | 1040 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

Negative.

WAAAS everybody cyberin?

Amendment 21...

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#33 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
ohwell_ wrote:

I had to google that word

Uh, no.

sorry.

I googled just to see what it said. too funny.

Amendment 21...

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#34 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

WAAAS everybody cyberin?

Double negative ... wait, that would be a positive ... I mean, negative again.

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#35 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

WAAAS everybody cyberin?

Define was?

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#36 | 1040 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

Define was?

at any point during this day prior to 23 minutes ago.

Amendment 21...

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#37 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

at any point during this day prior to 23 minutes ago.

23 minutes? whew.. ok.. that IS a negative on that one

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#38 | 1040 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

23 minutes? whew.. ok.. that IS a negative on that one

24? 25? how about 43?

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#39 | 1040 days ago

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#40 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

WAAAS everybody cyberin?

C2C C4C
Wanna Cyber??

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#41 | 1040 days ago

JrCanuckFan (+)

Morning all! Happy Hump Day! Sun is out again, with a nice breeze to cool it down a little, although it's really only about 74 here right now

Did all the crap I had to yesterday, and even made a bucket of frozen margaritas, so I can bask in the sun for a bit, sip on the tequila and BBQ Baby back ribs for the hubby for dinner tonight. GOD I love the second day off in a row, especially if I do all the sh*t stuff on the first day off.

Have a sparkle day (a la Becky) and enjoy some Ice Cream!

(Damn I can't wait for football and hockey to start)

Let your fingers do the walking...

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#42 | 1040 days ago

huskerfan_ia (+)

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kteacher wrote:

24? 25? how about 43?

Hey! You're not pretending to be a Liberian are you?

If so I just sent you $5,000 via paypal...

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...

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#43 | 1040 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

C2C C4C
Wanna Cyber??

Amendment 21...

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#44 | 1040 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

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#45 | 1040 days ago

(Edited by The_Real_Stoney)
kteacher wrote:

24? 25? how about 43?

it's been at least several more than that

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#46 | 1040 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

it's been at least several more than that

Not Christmas, sorry.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#47 | 1040 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:

Hey! You're not pretending to be a Liberian are you?

If so I just sent you $5,000 via paypal...

NO Way Josephina!

(but $5,000 sure would be nice.....

)

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#48 | 1040 days ago

huskerfan_ia (+)

kteacher wrote:

NO Way Josephina!

(but $5,000 sure would be nice.....

)

Whew... I was starting to thing I got scammed.

Josephina?

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...

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#49 | 1040 days ago

food_man56 (+)

Geez, I can't wait for Football and cooler weather.....

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#50 | 1040 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

it's been at least several more than that

damn.

Amendment 21...

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#51 | 1040 days ago

huskerfan_ia (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:

C2C C4C
Wanna Cyber??

What's C2C C4C mean?

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...

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#52 | 1040 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:

What's C2C C4C mean?

Don't ask.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#53 | 1040 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

is that combustible and these two help in cumbustion

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#54 | 1040 days ago

richard_cranium (+)

js76181 wrote:

is that combustible and these two help in cumbustion

WB Jai!

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#55 | 1040 days ago

js76181 wrote:

is that combustible and these two help in cumbustion

Just as long as you don't hold a match up to her hiny next time she farts....Talk about combustable cumbustion

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#56 | 1040 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:

Whew... I was starting to thing I got scammed.

Josephina?

You did.

And, Jose's cousin.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#57 | 1040 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

it's been at least several more than that

guess who's back?!!!! ( i forgot to say this like 2 hours ago) WOOT!

Amendment 21...

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#58 | 1040 days ago

kantwistaye (+)

My Lakers NBA Championship shot glasses just came in the mail.

I 'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you...

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#59 | 1040 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:

My Lakers NBA Championship shot glasses just came in the mail.

why did you let me forget to order mine! I'm jealous and a little sad.

Amendment 21...

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#60 | 1040 days ago

js76181 wrote:

is that combustible and these two help in cumbustion

not sure i follow.

i totally missed that about you.

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#61 | 1040 days ago

WISAC1 (+)

close to 90 degrees. humidity is way up there. when my shirt, pants, under wear, socks and inside my shoes are drenched with sweat like they are now, and sweat is pouring off my face, do the deodorant companies really think that i give a sh*t that my arm pits have stayed dry? is any one going to notice? shove those commercials straight up your A**.

Enjoy Hump Day...

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#62 | 1040 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:

ever consider writing romance novels?

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#63 | 1040 days ago

ironhead_mike (+)

This just in (because I know you wanted to hear it):

Sailboaters moon Washington state ferry

July 14, 2010

BAINBRIDGE ISLAND, Wash.—It was full moon time after a Washington state ferry took evasive maneuvers to avoid a sailboat in its path. The Kitsap Sun reports the ferry sounded its horn and reversed engines Saturday afternoon to avoid hitting the boat at Eagle Harbor, near Bainbridge Island.

The sailboat briefly disappeared from the ferry crew's view as they passed. When it was seen again, four men on board dropped their pants and mooned the crew.

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Information from: Kitsap Sun, http://www.kitsapsun.com/

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#64 | 1040 days ago

Cali_Kat (+)

Happy Hump Day.

I feel like I am being punished today, I have been putting stuff in a storage closet, cleaning. I feel like I am on some kind of work release program.

Other than that I have nothing...Not even a song!! I think I need a drink though, if I had ordered some Lakers shot glass I would have gotten a free flask and filled it with some thing good then mixed it with my juice or coke.....that would have been good!

No song today but I leave you with this.....

"Wake up and live "----Bob Marley

Beaneaters...

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#65 | 1040 days ago

DeeRigga (+)

ZOINKS!!

So what it's Wednesday...did that stop these crazies here from trying to make me pull the hair out my head??

Get it..HAIR??? Shut up!
Nothing on ESPN...Hot and muggy here...oh god, they just walked in with two more BS tasks for my troops...arrgghhhh!!

But rubbed my earlobes for a grip...got WUUUSAAAA on their azzes, and in the end, this is how I deal with it:

Jamming Camp Lo also...Luchinni (This is It)...and Culture Club (Time)
- Cuz that's how I do it!!

Let your fingers do the walking...

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#66 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

Good afternoon, my day sucked glad its over, and its 50 cent wing night at pizza hut.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii friends

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#67 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:

Good afternoon, my day sucked glad its over, and its 50 cent wing night at pizza hut.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii friends

Thank you ... now I want wings.
Damn my fatasstasticness (Sound it out ... then try to say it 10 times fast ... you did try, didn't you? Loser!

)

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#68 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:

Thank you ... now I want wings.
Damn my fatasstasticness (Sound it out ... then try to say it 10 times fast ... you did try, didn't you? Loser!

)

Lmao, yes I tried and I did it so whos the loser now? HA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant prove that I didnt now can you?

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#69 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:

Lmao, yes I tried and I did it so whos the loser now? HA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant prove that I didnt now can you?

It's physically impossible ... I can't explain exactly how on here since I'd need a blackboard and 25 pieces of chalk to get through the equations. However, it involves the speed of light, black holes, and yarn (don't question it, just trust me).

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#70 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

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janet011685 wrote:

But I can talk faster than the speed of light, go through black holes in a single bound, and eat all my yams without gagging.

ok I didnt do it you caught me.

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#71 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:

Lmao, yes I tried and I did it so whos the loser now? HA YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant prove that I didnt now can you?

You were able to say that phrase 10 times quickly? Wow, you must have a talented tongue.

er, uh,

Never mind.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#72 | 1040 days ago

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Oddfool wrote:

You were able to say that phrase 10 times quickly? Wow, you must have a talented tongue.

er, uh,

Never mind.

I do.

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#73 | 1040 days ago

Toddlers and Tiaras- very disturbing

Kind of like a car accident, don't want to look but............

Beaneaters...

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#74 | 1040 days ago

WISAC1 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

ever consider writing romance novels?

romance novels???? please, gonna go right into gay, midget porn.

Enjoy Hump Day...

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#75 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

It's Hump Day and I'm letting my fingers do the walking? Just making sure.

Janet I don't have twitter, never had it, never will.

McCann won the all star game, guaranteeing the Braves home field in the World Series. (what limb?).

Reffing a Lacrosse game in about an hour, so don't miss me.

Get Inspired:

It is the service we are not obliged to give that people value most.
~James C. Penney

Broke into the old apartment
This is where we used to live
Broken glass, broke and hungry
Broken hearts and broken bones
This is where we used to live

Why did you paint the walls?
Why did you clean the floor?
Why did you plaster over the hole I punched in the door?
This is where we used to live

Why did you keep the mousetrap?
Why did you keep the dishrack?
these things used to be mine
I guess they still are, I want them back

Broke into the old apartment
Forty-two stairs from the street
Crooked landing, crooked landlord
Narrow laneway filled with crooks
This is where we used to live

Why did they pave the lawn?
why did they change the locks?
Why did I have to break it, I only came here to talk
This is where we used to live

How is the neighbour downstairs?
How is her temper this year?
I turned up your TV and stomped on the floor just for fun
I know we don't live here anymore
We bought an old house on the Danforth
She loves me and her body keeps me warm
I'm happy here
But this is where we used to live

Broke into the old apartment
Tore the phone out of the wall
Only memories, fading memories
Blending into dull tableaux

I want them back

Let your fingers do the walking...

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#76 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

"Janet I don't have twitter, never had it, never will."

Well, how YOU doin'?

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#77 | 1040 days ago

kramer (+)

So the hospital finally went crazy this week. The ER is expanding to 50 beds because one a few blocks away is closing as of January. I just found out today that our department is getting a new boss on Monday and she's a nursing supervisor now, that's just peachy. I'm behind on music polls and I'll probably get caught up this weekend. Yesterday one of the supervisors told me that they signed a paper requiring all full-timers to stay one day a week, kiss my ash! How are you gonna force me to stay one day a week if I don't want to? I'm quickly finding out that transport treats their full-timers worse than their casual workers...is something wrong with this picture? Yesterday I also had the GI lab call the nursing unit to ask why I wasn't down there with their patient yet. She said "it said that he left the floor at 8:45." I said "that's not what that means, I was DISPATCHED to get him at 8:45 and it took me 15 minutes to find a stretcher to put him on!" I'm thinking of making a YouTube playlist or something like that with all the songs I've done for music trivia, I'll give it some more thought. My "little" cousin whom I remember the day she was born, turns 21 today! Happy Bastille day, can I go back to France for about a 5-week vacation?

Beaneaters...

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#78 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

Nice Limb!!

Braves and Rays? Go Braves!!

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#79 | 1040 days ago

JenX63 (+)

Evening Q'rs...had a pretty busy day....4 floors all stairs.....my behind is so lovin the stairs......it may not look like it did when I was 25 but i sure as heck dont have to have an 80 yr old one...anyhow...tg its Wednesday......have a good one and play nice....my song for the day is Etta James-Somethings got a Hold on Me

Sometimes I get a good feeling
I get a feeling that I never, never had before
And I got to tell you right now
I believe, I really do believe that

Something's got a hold on me
(Oh, it must be love)
Something's got a hold on me right now child
(Yeah, it must be love)

Let me tell you now
I never felt like this before
Something's got a hold on me that won't let go
I believe I'd die if I only could
I sure feel strange, but I sure feel good
I said, Oh yeah
It must be love
(You know it must be love)

Let me tell you now
Something's got a hold on me
(Oh, it must be love)
Something's got a hold on me right now child
(Yeah, it must be love)

Let me tell you now
I got a feeling, I feel so strange
Everything about me seems to have changed
Step by step, I got a brand new walk
I even sound sweeter when I talk
I said, Oh yeah
It must be love
(You know it must be love)

Let me tell you now
My heart feels heavy, my feet feel light
I shake all over, but I feel alright
I never felt like this before
Something's got a hold on me that won't let go
I never thought it could happen to me
My heart was heavy when in misery
I never thought it could be this way
Love's sure gonna put a hurting on me

I said Oh yeah
It must be love
(You know it must be love)
Yeah he walks like love
(Yeah he walks like love)
And he talks like love
(And he talks like love)
Makes me feel alright
(Makes me feel alright)
In the middle of the night
(In the middle of the night)
Na na na na!

Ren and Stimpy...

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#80 | 1040 days ago

Nikki20 (+)

Have no comment today! Been that kind of day. I know me without something to say is just not right...

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#81 | 1040 days ago

cubsgirl2 (+)

ohwell_ wrote:

Toddlers and Tiaras- very disturbing

Kind of like a car accident, don't want to look but............

Yeah it's the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Quite frankly these moms have serious mental issues.

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#82 | 1040 days ago

JenX63 wrote:

Etta James.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#83 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

janet011685 wrote:

"Janet I don't have twitter, never had it, never will."

Well, how YOU doin'?

crap a cute girl talked to me and didn't talk about seeing my profile on www.faniq.com

what do i do what do i do?

Let your fingers do the walking...

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#84 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

crap a cute girl talked to me and didn't talk about seeing my profile on www.faniq.com

what do i do what do i do?

You say ... hiiiiiiiiii frind.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#85 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

crap a cute girl talked to me and didn't talk about seeing my profile on www.faniq.com

what do i do what do i do?

did we have a poll about interracial relationships recently?

Amendment 21...

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#86 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

kobe_lova wrote:

did we have a poll about interracial relationships recently?

recently? i think it was a month ago, maybe more. i might have failed it.

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#87 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

janet011685 wrote:

You say ... hiiiiiiiiii frind.

um Hi Friend.

Let your fingers do the walking...

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#88 | 1040 days ago

JrCanuckFan (+)

Nikki20 wrote:

Have no comment today! Been that kind of day. I know me without something to say is just not right...

hopefuly THOSE kinds of days are few and far between...........

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#89 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

recently? i think it was a month ago, maybe more. i might have failed it.

okay, thats what i thought. You didnt fail, but.....

Amendment 21...

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#90 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

um Hi Friend.

You're doing it wrong. Missed opportunity.
Now you're not getting any good lovin' (or a dowry chock full o' livestock) from this ~~spammer~~ lady.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#91 | 1040 days ago

Nikki20 (+)

JrCanuckFan wrote:

hopefuly THOSE kinds of days are few and far between...........

I do too

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#92 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

janet011685 wrote:

You're doing it wrong. Missed opportunity.
Now you're not getting any good lovin' (or a dowry chock full o' livestock) from this ~~spammer~~ lady.

i'm not getting any good lovin? over the internet? from a self proclaimed man-hater from jersey?

whatever shall i do?

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#93 | 1040 days ago

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hskrdave wrote:

i'm not getting any good lovin? over the internet? from a self proclaimed man-hater from jersey?

whatever shall i do?

How dare you.
And it's not that I hate men ... really it's just YOU.

(OK, and Rogs ... sometimes Kevin ... often Stoney ... and maybe a couple others now and then, but still, not that point!)

PS - and don't downplay the power of the livestock dowry

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#94 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

janet011685 wrote:

How dare you.
And it's not that I hate men ... really it's just YOU.

(OK, and Rogs ... sometimes Kevin ... often Stoney ... and maybe a couple others now and then, but still, not that point!)

PS - and don't downplay the power of the livestock dowry

how dare I? it's pretty easy when i'm not having sex with you

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#95 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave wrote:

how dare I? it's pretty easy when i'm not having sex with you

And they say chivalry is dead. Poppycock.

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#96 | 1040 days ago

hskrdave (+)

janet011685 wrote:

And they say chivalry is dead. Poppycock.

i am chivalrous. nothing wrong with that.

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#97 | 1039 days ago

We've had reports of jellyfish along our shore here in San Diego recently. However, today from La Jolla Shores up to Torrey Pines beaches, 69 people were stung by stingrays. Nature strikes back.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#98 | 1039 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

How dare you.
And it's not that I hate men ... really it's just YOU.

(OK, and Rogs ... sometimes Kevin ... often Stoney ... and maybe a couple others now and then, but still, not that point!)

PS - and don't downplay the power of the livestock dowry

Well the feeling is often mutual.. ya big jerk

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#99 | 1039 days ago

NorseHeathen (+)

It's not easy being green.....

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#100 | 1039 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:

Well the feeling is often mutual.. ya big jerk

Fibber. Because by hate, you mean...?

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#101 | 1039 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

not sure i follow.

i totally missed that about you.

in future pl remember me i can extinguish if anythings burn there

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#102 | 1039 days ago

js76181 wrote:

in future pl remember me i can extinguish if anythings burn there

So do these:

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#103 | 1039 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

So do these:

owners consent is a must

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#104 | 1039 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

Fibber. Because by hate, you mean...?

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#105 | 1039 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

WB Jai!

Thanks it is ur love and affection which compelled to come back

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#106 | 1039 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

Just as long as you don't hold a match up to her hiny next time she farts....Talk about combustable cumbustion

in fact it is spontaneous reaction and hydrocarbon generated start burning.under the given circumstances prevention is better then cure i mean religion and politics otherwise it will be big loss to her.extinguisher has to specific for her

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#107 | 1039 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

not sure i follow.

i totally missed that about you.

this was said by u for urself but u forgot to tell whether smoke comes out or not when it burns .

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#108 | 1039 days ago

js76181 wrote:

this was said by u for urself but u forgot to tell whether smoke comes out or not when it burns .

ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! i get it. cause i said it burns my ass. no, hon. my ass doesn't smoke. it's an expression. thatnks for your concern

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#109 | 1039 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:

So do these:

she has not asked for help otherwise fire crash tenders are ready

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#110 | 1039 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

ohhhhhhhhhh!!!! i get it. cause i said it burns my ass. no, hon. my ass doesn't smoke. it's an expression. thatnks for your concern

this is how i am interpreting the expression.this thing is for specific purpose don't burn it keep it safe ok

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#111 | 1039 days ago

js76181 wrote:

this is how i am interpreting the expression.this thing is for specific purpose don't burn it keep it safe ok

Amendment 21...

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#112 | 1038 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

You're doing it wrong. Missed opportunity.
Now you're not getting any good lovin' (or a dowry chock full o' livestock) from this ~~spammer~~ lady.

he might be doing left and right he should have hit in the bull

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#113 | 1038 days ago

true story.

Amendment 21...

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#114 | 1037 days ago

Oddfool wrote:

We've had reports of jellyfish along our shore here in San Diego recently. However, today from La Jolla Shores up to Torrey Pines beaches, 69 people were stung by stingrays. Nature strikes back.

In the whole animal kingdom i dont think any animal except man attack or offend the other except it is necessity as part of food chain, other is for private defence.Where as man distorted the whole ecosystem some time oil spill some time killing other animals for their greed. Nature has provided food space and mate for every one's need but on the contrary man exploit all these natural resources even if it is not a part of his needs and nature has its own means to combat.and sting ray or jellyfish atteck in self defence and u know without offence no defence.

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#115 | 1037 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:

I do too

hey dont be passimistic u will definitlyget be opstimistic slow and steady wins the race

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#116 | 1037 days ago

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js76181 wrote:

hey dont be passimistic u will definitlyget be opstimistic slow and steady wins the race

You are very wise Jai. Slow and steady will surely win your race for Jane's

. (You may also have fate on your side. As your lovely Jane's Q-mom , I can tell you her Q-family supports what appears to be your inevitable union with her.)

Beaneaters...

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#117 | 1037 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

You are very wise Jai. Slow and steady will surely win your race for Jane's

. (You may also have fate on your side. As your lovely Jane's Q-mom , I can tell you her Q-family supports what appears to be your inevitable union with her.)

I wanna live with grandma. I hate you all! I wish I was never born! Ughhh!

(You have officially been 15-year-old-girl-tantrum'd.)

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree...

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#118 | 1037 days ago

js76181 wrote:

I know they sting in self defense. The sting rays come close to shore to feed, unfortunately, right at a busy beach were people were enjoying. Neither attack nor defense, just unfortunate timing, with people wading, not seeing the sting rays. It happens.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#119 | 1037 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

I wanna live with grandma. I hate you all! I wish I was never born! Ughhh!

(You have officially been 15-year-old-girl-tantrum'd.)

HEH...

and HEH!

Amendment 21...

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#120 | 1037 days ago

Oddfool wrote:

u r right but if u study my reply i specifically mention as part of food chain .do u think man has every right to go to their abode and spill oil i think these animals are more sensitive then human being these concentrate only where there is abundance of food for them. BUT SEA THE ABODE0( i mean habitat 0OF FISHES thet can not be terestrial but haman being try to be aquatic .this is not encroachment in to their area.
It is the responsibility of human beings to protect these speechless animals.It is because of these human tendencies many of the species have become extinct and many of them are on the verge of extinction.I hope u will appriciate.

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#121 | 1037 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

You are very wise Jai. Slow and steady will surely win your race for Jane's

. (You may also have fate on your side. As your lovely Jane's Q-mom , I can tell you her Q-family supports what appears to be your inevitable union with her.)

You are very generous in saying that .i m thankfful .i dont know whether fate is on my side or not she has chocklate as substitute.so ur predictions may not be right. Jane wants to hear these words time and again that is why she always negate the facts.as for as ur last words ,there are judas also who may not digest ur words.I do appriciate ur concern.

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#122 | 1037 days ago

janet011685 wrote:

I wanna live with grandma. I hate you all! I wish I was never born! Ughhh!

(You have officially been 15-year-old-girl-tantrum'd.)

who stpped u go and sit inher lap and suck the thumb. but in inlaws u dont have grandmother.

hate u all-first admission and wants to hear these words time and again.just see how she is shying now. tenderness
u were not born because of ur wish ,it was wish of ur parents and god has send for me also .there has to be some one to take care of me that is the main reason.

About her tenderness u can imagine how tender she is?
her lips turned blue because i had kissed her on a pic that too in dream

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#123 | 1036 days ago

js76181 wrote:

this was said by u for urself but u forgot to tell whether smoke comes out or not when it burns .

How come? fire is always accompanied by heat light and smoke may be being it on the rear u might have not felt/ observed. light also u did not observe Then somethingwrong with nervous system

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#124 | 1036 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

You are very wise Jai. Slow and steady will surely win your race for Jane's

. (You may also have fate on your side. As your lovely Jane's Q-mom , I can tell you her Q-family supports what appears to be your inevitable union with her.)

u deserve all respect thanks

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#125 | 1035 days ago

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js76181 wrote:

You do not need to thank me Jai; I only state the truth as I know it. Fear not the chocklate (or the chocolate, either), as I will forbid Jane from consuming such mind-altering substances untill she understands, accepts, and embraces the destiny which is laid out before her. As you are obviously wise, you may already know...some are not willing to accept the greatness which is intended for them until it is thrust, slowly and deliberately, or then again, thrust without warning and quite vigorously, upon them. Fear not, noble gentleman, because Jane's Q-family is eagerly anticipating the day the two of you shall become one.

Keep us updated, k?

Beaneaters...

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#126 | 1035 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:

i think u r more sweet and lovely than i can express and more assertive.
thanks for all ur sweet words.

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#127 | 1035 days ago

Nikki20 wrote:

Have no comment today! Been that kind of day. I know me without something to say is just not right...

have a brighter view and change this negativity in to positivity that will definitely add to ur personality and ur strength try to know ur hidden potentialities and act accordingly and i am sure fan i q family is always with you they all intellectuals their counceliing will definitely help you.they r real friends indeed

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#128 | 1034 days ago

Oddfool wrote:

Mr odd fool i have pasted pics above i hope i shall be able to communicate my message through you .if you can do some thing to senssitise all the members all of your to condemn such acts agianst such speechless creatures.i hope ur cooperation and awareness to every member shall definitely be material

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#129 | 1034 days ago

js76181 wrote:

Alas, I would be a poor messenger for this type of message. Very few people actually listen to and take a fool seriously.

All I would be able to do, would be to live my live as simple as I can, reducing my needs for the Earth's resources to the best of my ability.

Brain freeze (sorry)...

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#130 | 1033 days ago

i think it should be left to the individual choice .who are of the openion chokolate as sex substitute must have chokolate other sould go for a spouse.

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#131 | 1031 days ago

Oddfool wrote:

what else can i expect this is also an acievement if every body is wise enough like you than nothing is impossible( means i m possible i do welcome this kind guesture. i know by heart you are very soft.

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