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32 Fans 
13%a. Good day...
3%b. You've got Mail...
28%c. The devil went down to Georgia...
6%d. 2 Stupid Dogs...
0%e. Got Milk?
16%f. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...
16%g. Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...
6%h. Firefly (the mixed drink)...
13%i. Beaneaters...

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#30 | 1374 days ago

G'moanin Floosies!

I got no coffee; therefore, no news on Self; however … Outside my door there's a Treasure Trove!

(One of my ALL-TIME Favorite topics) The Vatican is done with the revamp of their rules, as they pertain to the sexual conduct of their priests and clergy, and I gotta tell ya ... I think they just about solved every issue they’ve ever had ..................... and by "just about every" I mean like, "most every", and by "most every," I mean "a whole lot," and by "a whole lot," I mean "quite a few," and by "quite a few," I mean like "a few," and by literally "a few," I mean "metaphorically" a few, and by that I mean ......................... They haven't changed a Fn thing!!!!!  <~~~ The new rules regarding sexual misconduct are a mere representation of what has been the "unspoken standard" to this point.  ……………. Good job with that F'ers!!  Y'all should perhaps get with Toyota and Tylenol and the three of you should do commercials and s*** together! --------------I can hear it now   "Got a headache that NEVER goes away, because you took our medicine for a fever that WOULD'VE gone away without it?  Got a car that sometimes just doesn't like to stop???  Got a priest that comes over because your head never stops hurting and your car drove you into someone's house, and instead of praying he [We are sorry, this portion of the broadcast has been Censored for Adult Content, Language, and random usage of the word m!dget ..... what's that?  Oh right, the word "m!dget" actually wasn't used in this particular AD ... sorry m!dgets] which leaves you unable to sleep, shop or sit?  WELL ... do we NOT have the s*** you need!!!!!!!!!!!  Call now, 666-Busted-@$$ for a free informative brochure!  Our clergy  ah-hem ... operators are standing by!!"

Study shows "Big Girls Don't Remember S***"  .... Ok Ok, it doesn't say it like that.  It says, "Body shape affects memory in older women."  A study conducted at Northwestern showed women carrying excessive weight on their hips, instead of on their waist, had a greater propensity for memory loss, and were at a greater risk for Alzheimers.  Their conclusion was two-fold:  1.  Don't get fat.  2.  If you are fat, Sorry ................ luckily you won't remember this s*** soon Neeners!!  <~~~ In the mean time, I imagine the F'ers who conducted this survey are skinny dudes who RUN LIKE A MF'ah!!!
AND TO finish the triumvirate that’s obviously forming (1. Big Church, 2. Big Girls, 3. ???) …….. “AFGHAN OPRAH HELPS COUNTRY HEAL” <~~~ SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not bad enough that we have one here???? Now there’s two??? If it’s not the transgressions of the big girls or the big church that end us all …………………… it’s the Fn reincarnation of Oprah!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012 may be a year late!! We’ll get back with you after communing with some Myans! I don’t think they foresaw this little tidbit!!!
“Is Facebook a Tool for Cheaters” <~~~ Dangerously close to asking the “right” question, this article was, yesssss.   Janet, you’ll just have to wait another day for the article … “Is Facebook a Tool for Tools?”
Press Secretary in hot water for ……….. *Gasp* “Stating the Fn Obvious!” <~~~ Democratic leaders are enraged over the fact that Mr. Gibbs said, "I think there is no doubt there are enough seats in play -- that could cause Republicans to gain control." Yep, Yep!! Watch your mouth Mr. Gibbs!!! Repubes are not allowed to say “Demonazi” and vice versa!!! Play by the anti-anti-not-quite-facist rulebook!!!
Washington County Sheriff’s Office canned Jessie Lunderby, a local jailer, because she posed nude for Playboy!  As if she wasn’t about to quit for something a little more promising???? Dorks! <~~~ And, to top it off, the officials aren’t even sure if she broke any policy, as they are still reviewing the manual for “conduct unbecoming an officer” (which is irrelevant in this scenario, as it is not against the law to pose nude!), “not getting permission for off-duty work” (which is for work that is similar to the job in which you are performing, or work that may inhibit your ability to perform your work, because you may be injured … aside from a lamp falling on her, this was not the case), “not engaging in certain types of jobs” (again … similar work), “sexual conduct” (since this was not XX or XXX, this does not apply! Nothing “sexual” was performed!) RETARDED!!!! Let the girl expose her juggs if she wants to!!!
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
  
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#1 | 1374 days ago

Good morning,  
Have to share a FB post:

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Peter Frampton Just listened to Mel's latest release, "BJay before Jacusay". Quite catchy with lots of heavy breathing. Could use some auto tuning in the lower language area. Other than that I'd say it's a hit.
7 hours ago · ·
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#2 | 1374 days ago

And in other news:   Does anyone  else see something a lil inappropriate with this sign?
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#3 | 1374 days ago

yay. i started a club in high school called "the devil's solo was better." anything to pad a college resume.

i finally finished the road and i can't say it was a let down any more than someone who saw titanic can say it. the ending was pretty obvious from the git go.

my sister gets back from alaska in an hour and fifteen minutes! she's my better half and i love her more than cheese, baseball and camillo villegas all rolled up together into one entity. wait. i might not. i'll get back to you on that one. mellie: <>

i learned yesterday what goatse is. if you're at work don't look it up. i await my firing notice for internet conduct. and what a friggin waste. like that is what i'd check out if i couldn't contain my freak.

here's to me working less than 16 hours today at job numero uno.

The devil went down to Georgia...  
#4 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ohwell_ wrote:
And in other news:   Does anyone  else see something a lil inappropriate with this sign?
 Well thats what my priest told me. You mean thats not true? 
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#5 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Good morning fellow Q'ers . 


Imagine there's no Heaven 
It's easy if you try 
No hell below us 
Above us only sky 
Imagine all the people 
Living for today 

Imagine there's no countries 
It isn't hard to do 
Nothing to kill or die for 
And no religion too 
Imagine all the people 
Living life in peace 

You may say that I'm a dreamer 
But I'm not the only one 
I hope someday you'll join us 
And the world will be as one 

Imagine no possessions 
I wonder if you can 
No need for greed or hunger 
A brotherhood of man 
Imagine all the people 
Sharing all the world 

You may say that I'm a dreamer 
But I'm not the only one 
I hope someday you'll join us 
And the world will live as one 
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#6 | 1374 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
And in other news:   Does anyone  else see something a lil inappropriate with this sign?
biggest issue i have is that it reminds me too much of a madonna song
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#7 | 1374 days ago

What the hell does that mean?
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#8 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
Hey all. A few things happening in this young day. 
-There are about 12000 people here up the street, just waiting to get turned down by American Idol during their auditions. I think I'll try to get in there this afternoon. Hey if an 80 yr old man talking about young punks with their pants on the ground, then why the hell can't I get i? At least I can sing, and then some. Crystal Bowersox reminded me of myself when I was much younger. I just happened to me much more talented and proven and recorded.
- I'm also sorta pissed off from something that happened yesterday. Years back I sponsored one of them there poor unfortuneate young'uns in some third world country. i sent this kid money so he could eat, get an education, and have clothes on his back. i receive a letter from the organization saying he no longer is able to be sponsored. It turns out he decided to become some informant or member of the Taliban. Total WTF? Does that mean I contributed to them terrorists?
-MLB back in action tonight. Go Braves!!
- One more thing that I can't get outta my mind. So yet another one of those Mel Gibson recordins tapes came out. This is getting old. ( go to the mental hospital) So now lately, all i can imagine is one of those animated charaters he's done the voice for yelling, b*tching, cussing and moaning because someone didn't give him oral gratification or he hates jews. Yes, disturbing.

Pocahontas/John Smith                    Rocky/Chicken Little                                                                        
File:Chicken run ver1.jpg
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#9 | 1374 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Hey all. A few things happening in this young day. 
-There are about 12000 people here up the street, just waiting to get turned down by American Idol during their auditions. I think I'll try to get in there this afternoon. Hey if an 80 yr old man talking about young punks with their pants on the ground, then why the hell can't I get i? At least I can sing, and then some. Crystal Bowersox reminded me of myself when I was much younger. I just happened to me much more talented and proven and recorded.
- I'm also sorta pissed off from something that happened yesterday. Years back I sponsored one of them there poor unfortuneate young'uns in some third world country. i sent this kid money so he could eat, get an education, and have clothes on his back. i receive a letter from the organization saying he no longer is able to be sponsored. It turns out he decided to become some informant or member of the Taliban. Total WTF? Does that mean I contributed to them terrorists?
-MLB back in action tonight. Go Braves!!
- One more thing that I can't get outta my mind. So yet another one of those Mel Gibson recordins tapes came out. This is getting old. ( go to the mental hospital) So now lately, all i can imagine is one of those animated charaters he's done the voice for yelling, b*tching, cussing and moaning because someone didn't give him oral gratification or he hates jews. Yes, disturbing.

Pocahontas/John Smith                    Rocky/Chicken Little                                                                        
File:Chicken run ver1.jpg
- I'm also sorta pissed off from something that happened yesterday. Years back I sponsored one of them there poor unfortuneate young'uns in some third world country. i sent this kid money so he could eat, get an education, and have clothes on his back. i receive a letter from the organization saying he no longer is able to be sponsored. It turns out he decided to become some informant or member of the Taliban. Total WTF? Does that mean I contributed to them terrorists?


This isn't supposed to be funny, huh?
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#10 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:
Hey all. A few things happening in this young day. 
-There are about 12000 people here up the street, just waiting to get turned down by American Idol during their auditions. I think I'll try to get in there this afternoon. Hey if an 80 yr old man talking about young punks with their pants on the ground, then why the hell can't I get i? At least I can sing, and then some. Crystal Bowersox reminded me of myself when I was much younger. I just happened to me much more talented and proven and recorded.
- I'm also sorta pissed off from something that happened yesterday. Years back I sponsored one of them there poor unfortuneate young'uns in some third world country. i sent this kid money so he could eat, get an education, and have clothes on his back. i receive a letter from the organization saying he no longer is able to be sponsored. It turns out he decided to become some informant or member of the Taliban. Total WTF? Does that mean I contributed to them terrorists?
-MLB back in action tonight. Go Braves!!
- One more thing that I can't get outta my mind. So yet another one of those Mel Gibson recordins tapes came out. This is getting old. ( go to the mental hospital) So now lately, all i can imagine is one of those animated charaters he's done the voice for yelling, b*tching, cussing and moaning because someone didn't give him oral gratification or he hates jews. Yes, disturbing.

Pocahontas/John Smith                    Rocky/Chicken Little                                                                        
File:Chicken run ver1.jpg
  


lmao, oh God the whole time he was probably thinking evil thoughts about the native americans

The devil went down to Georgia...  
#11 | 1374 days ago

Mornin' Everybodeee!

Happy Thursday!  While it's not Friday, it sure as heck ain't Monday.   So, I'll settle for Friday Eve.
Hope everyone maintains their coolness.
Good day...  
#12 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by )
All I have today is respect for my newest idol... Maybe you'll recognize his work

“I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking bl*w me b*tch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said bl*w me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the g*ddamn sleep!”

"Waited and waited? What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare … I deserve to be bl*wn first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the g*ddamn house up, but bl*w me first! How dare you!??!”
                                                                                                                         
                                                                                     ---- Sergeant Martin Riggs
2 Stupid Dogs...  
#13 | 1374 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
- I'm also sorta pissed off from something that happened yesterday. Years back I sponsored one of them there poor unfortuneate young'uns in some third world country. i sent this kid money so he could eat, get an education, and have clothes on his back. i receive a letter from the organization saying he no longer is able to be sponsored. It turns out he decided to become some informant or member of the Taliban. Total WTF? Does that mean I contributed to them terrorists?


This isn't supposed to be funny, huh?
I'm actualy very dissapointed. The kid dropped outta school and ran off with some cult. If you want to find humor within, its ok .  I guess. Maybe i was jumping to conclusions, but what if... What if in an unknowingly way I educated one of them Taliban F'ers?
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#14 | 1374 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
I'm actualy very dissapointed. The kid dropped outta school and ran off with some cult. If you want to find humor within, its ok .  I guess. Maybe i was jumping to conclusions, but what if... What if in an unknowingly way I educated one of them Taliban F'ers?

Have you knowingly or unknowingly associated with a terrorist is a question on the Palm Beach County Sheriffs job appl.

Don't worry about what he is doing, your heart was in the right place.  You are not responsible for what kind of man he turns out to be. 

Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#15 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:
I'm actualy very dissapointed. The kid dropped outta school and ran off with some cult. If you want to find humor within, its ok .  I guess. Maybe i was jumping to conclusions, but what if... What if in an unknowingly way I educated one of them Taliban F'ers?
 You had no way of knowing this at the time. You did a good thing to help another human being.  So please don't be to hard on your self. Your intentions were true and good. It is not your fault, and for every one of these stories i'm sure there are 1000 stories of kids being better off. 
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#16 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Ok on a lighter note.  I get to go to Branson with 3 teenagers for 2 days and I am all a tingle.  
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#17 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
countrygal00071 wrote:
I'm actualy very dissapointed. The kid dropped outta school and ran off with some cult. If you want to find humor within, its ok .  I guess. Maybe i was jumping to conclusions, but what if... What if in an unknowingly way I educated one of them Taliban F'ers?
I'm sorry but that just made me laugh worse.
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#18 | 1374 days ago

http://www.faniq.com/article/Lesbian-Prison-Gangs-Waiting-to-Get-Hands-on-Lindsay-Lohan-Inmate-Says-2132998


Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Inmate Says

Celebrity Pictures - LEAVE LINDSAY A-Lohan
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#19 | 1374 days ago

Morning Goof Balls, Balls of Goo, and Bouncing Balls!

Today is another beautiful day. I can expect another 15 minutes of local news reporters going up to random people asking them how they stay cool in the heat. It's in the 80's by me,  and will be in the 100's elsewhere, and it's summer. News people crack me up.

I'm a little sad I will not be able to see hot tatted head dude at the track today. I need to have a procedure on my gums today. I dig my doc, but his office staff is full of b*tches. Sadly this will keep me from running/walking today (I only run 4 laps,  and walk the other 12...lol).----At least I think it will. I'm pretty sure he told me no jumping and exercising for a couple days. Oh the things I give up for my teeth---------especially considering the dream I had last night....that had me losing all my teeth to a huge piece of gum.

Anywhoo......

I'm tired of all the Mel Gibson tapes, let's move on.
Laura Ingram is a douche. Who buys her books? (Don't answer if you do, it will just give me evil thoughts about you.)
I'm in awe of Carrie Underwood's make-up.....even on honeymoon in the water....in Tahiti (thanks TMZ...lol)
Attention--------There are chupracabras on the loose!
SYTYCD made me emotional last night (shut it college boy.....I love that show! )
Lastly------------I would like the Democratic National Committee to STOP calling me asking for money. I am a gosh darn teacher, not working...which means NOT getting paid for two months, and you fools have yet to show me a decent strategy/plan  for education. (Though I do admit to being rather amused by each new person I create when you all call. )

Stay cool Q-Folks! Remember to lick a Popsicle or ice cream cone, hydrate, and turn on your fans.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#20 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by DeeRigga)
countrygal00071 wrote:
http://www.faniq.com/article/Lesbian-Prison-Gangs-Waiting-to-Get-Hands-on-Lindsay-Lohan-Inmate-Says-2132998


Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan, Inmate Says

Celebrity Pictures - LEAVE LINDSAY A-Lohan
Look at the lawyer's face!!!     
I know EXACTLY what she's thinking...

"Sorry for Ya!!"  in a nice, high, squeaky voice!!

She might be saying...
"DAYUM!!  Lindsay...You're f*****, sista-gurl...hmmmm mmmm!!"
You've got Mail...  
#21 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
Look at the lawyer's face!!!     
I know EXACTLY what she's thinking...

"Sorry for Ya!!"  in a nice, high, squeaky voice!!

She might be saying...
"DAYUM!!  Lindsay...You're f*****, sista-gurl...hmmmm mmmm!!"
 I think it looks like shes going to say, Bitch let go of my arm 
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#22 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
Morning Goof Balls, Balls of Goo, and Bouncing Balls!

Today is another beautiful day. I can expect another 15 minutes of local news reporters going up to random people asking them how they stay cool in the heat. It's in the 80's by me,  and will be in the 100's elsewhere, and it's summer. News people crack me up.

I'm a little sad I will not be able to see hot tatted head dude at the track today. I need to have a procedure on my gums today. I dig my doc, but his office staff is full of b*tches. Sadly this will keep me from running/walking today (I only run 4 laps,  and walk the other 12...lol).----At least I think it will. I'm pretty sure he told me no jumping and exercising for a couple days. Oh the things I give up for my teeth---------especially considering the dream I had last night....that had me losing all my teeth to a huge piece of gum.

Anywhoo......

I'm tired of all the Mel Gibson tapes, let's move on.
Laura Ingram is a douche. Who buys her books? (Don't answer if you do, it will just give me evil thoughts about you.)
I'm in awe of Carrie Underwood's make-up.....even on honeymoon in the water....in Tahiti (thanks TMZ...lol)
Attention--------There are chupracabras on the loose!
SYTYCD made me emotional last night (shut it college boy.....I love that show! )
Lastly------------I would like the Democratic National Committee to STOP calling me asking for money. I am a gosh darn teacher, not working...which means NOT getting paid for two months, and you fools have yet to show me a decent strategy/plan  for education. (Though I do admit to being rather amused by each new person I create when you all call. )

Stay cool Q-Folks! Remember to lick a Popsicle or ice cream cone, hydrate, and turn on your fans.
 Lmao, at first glance I thought you said Laura Ingalls  books and I was getting ready to tell you I did all proud like. God I need more coffee
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#23 | 1374 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I think it looks like shes going to say, Bitch let go of my arm 
Here it is, G:



Or this:




Funny Funny Funny!!
You've got Mail...  
#24 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

DeeRigga wrote:
Here it is, G:



Or this:




Funny Funny Funny!!
 Lmao, the only member of his cabinet I kinda liked. She was a tough bitch. 
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#25 | 1374 days ago

I bit off Barak's genitals already.  You're next!
WoopDeeDoop!!!
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#26 | 1374 days ago

Got the soundtrack to Phenomenon playing today.  Keep hearing this one as it randomly plays:

Father stop
Criticizing your son
Mother please
Leave your daughters alone
Don't you see that's what wrong
With the world with world today
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay

We all talked about Candice
But it's only only a word
Brother turned on a sister
In this cruel cruel world today
That's what's wrong
With all in this world today
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
Somebody to play with
Wanna to mold you, mold you
Shaker your love baby
Wanna to do their thing

Children are told
To give not just to take
If we were all children
You know the world
Will be a better place
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
We should all love each other
Love and take one another
We should love each other
Love and not hate, oh

Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
True everybody wants somebody
To mold them, shape them own way
Everybody wants somebody
Try to make it
Or do their, do their thing
Everybody wants take somebody
Got to make it do their thing
Everybody wants somebody
To be their own piece of clay
Good day...  
#27 | 1374 days ago

Well this is how it starts Two lovers in the dark
On the run, from the one That they called Sheriff Spark
Six guns by their side and Bullets around the waist
Two shots to the sky signal sign for the chase
The safe was nearly empty and They were nearly free
But were seen by the Good eye of the mean Billie Green
And he screamed at the top of his lungs They're on the run
It's the two wild siders Grab your holsters and your guns

I said I wish that
We could stay here,
But I fear our time has come
We could ride out in the darkness
Chasing the rising sun
We gotta pack out bags this instant,
We're heading south-bound to the next town
And if we all arrive there so safely,
Baby you can

Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...

Well it's the story of the two
Always on the move.
They got nothing left to lose
'Cept thier guns and their wounds
Now they're crossing borders
Sherriffs posse on their tail
They'd rather die together
Than be stuck up in a cell.
They drank up all the whiskey and They partied every night
Like it could be the last The bounty said to shoot on sight.
So they chased the endless summer Though it came with the price.
They would'nt stop running till They found a paradise.
But the sheriff finally found them with his eyes seeing red.
So the lovers had to shoot him down And fill em full of lead
They were finally free To find a place to lay their head
And when they finally did he looked at her and then he said.

I said I think that we can stay here,
Cause I feel our time has come.
And we can walk down to the ocean,
And sit with the rising sun.
So unpcack your bags this instant,
No more running from town to town
And now that we've arrive so safely,
Baby you can

Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...

Well you're my green-eyed girl And I've been running around with you.
It's the afternoon and we got nothing left to do.
So wipe the dirt off, eh Take shirt off,
And we should go hit the cantina, We got work off.
I said it's hot outside Let me go swimming in your eyes.
We've been running for a while
Why don't you lay down, make me smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this.
It's just tequila and the beach, that's why it's salty when we kiss

Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#28 | 1374 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
Well this is how it starts Two lovers in the dark
On the run, from the one That they called Sheriff Spark
Six guns by their side and Bullets around the waist
Two shots to the sky signal sign for the chase
The safe was nearly empty and They were nearly free
But were seen by the Good eye of the mean Billie Green
And he screamed at the top of his lungs They're on the run
It's the two wild siders Grab your holsters and your guns

I said I wish that
We could stay here,
But I fear our time has come
We could ride out in the darkness
Chasing the rising sun
We gotta pack out bags this instant,
We're heading south-bound to the next town
And if we all arrive there so safely,
Baby you can

Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...

Well it's the story of the two
Always on the move.
They got nothing left to lose
'Cept thier guns and their wounds
Now they're crossing borders
Sherriffs posse on their tail
They'd rather die together
Than be stuck up in a cell.
They drank up all the whiskey and They partied every night
Like it could be the last The bounty said to shoot on sight.
So they chased the endless summer Though it came with the price.
They would'nt stop running till They found a paradise.
But the sheriff finally found them with his eyes seeing red.
So the lovers had to shoot him down And fill em full of lead
They were finally free To find a place to lay their head
And when they finally did he looked at her and then he said.

I said I think that we can stay here,
Cause I feel our time has come.
And we can walk down to the ocean,
And sit with the rising sun.
So unpcack your bags this instant,
No more running from town to town
And now that we've arrive so safely,
Baby you can

Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...
Lay me down...

Well you're my green-eyed girl And I've been running around with you.
It's the afternoon and we got nothing left to do.
So wipe the dirt off, eh Take shirt off,
And we should go hit the cantina, We got work off.
I said it's hot outside Let me go swimming in your eyes.
We've been running for a while
Why don't you lay down, make me smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this.
It's just tequila and the beach, that's why it's salty when we kiss

The Dirty Heads------------great CD.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#29 | 1374 days ago

kteacher wrote:
The Dirty Heads------------great CD.
Lay Me Down, one of the latest newer music single I like. Rome Ramirez is tallented especialy when with Sublime
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#30 | 1374 days ago

G'moanin Floosies!

I got no coffee; therefore, no news on Self; however … Outside my door there's a Treasure Trove!

(One of my ALL-TIME Favorite topics) The Vatican is done with the revamp of their rules, as they pertain to the sexual conduct of their priests and clergy, and I gotta tell ya ... I think they just about solved every issue they’ve ever had ..................... and by "just about every" I mean like, "most every", and by "most every," I mean "a whole lot," and by "a whole lot," I mean "quite a few," and by "quite a few," I mean like "a few," and by literally "a few," I mean "metaphorically" a few, and by that I mean ......................... They haven't changed a Fn thing!!!!!  <~~~ The new rules regarding sexual misconduct are a mere representation of what has been the "unspoken standard" to this point.  ……………. Good job with that F'ers!!  Y'all should perhaps get with Toyota and Tylenol and the three of you should do commercials and s*** together! --------------I can hear it now   "Got a headache that NEVER goes away, because you took our medicine for a fever that WOULD'VE gone away without it?  Got a car that sometimes just doesn't like to stop???  Got a priest that comes over because your head never stops hurting and your car drove you into someone's house, and instead of praying he [We are sorry, this portion of the broadcast has been Censored for Adult Content, Language, and random usage of the word m!dget ..... what's that?  Oh right, the word "m!dget" actually wasn't used in this particular AD ... sorry m!dgets] which leaves you unable to sleep, shop or sit?  WELL ... do we NOT have the s*** you need!!!!!!!!!!!  Call now, 666-Busted-@$$ for a free informative brochure!  Our clergy  ah-hem ... operators are standing by!!"

Study shows "Big Girls Don't Remember S***"  .... Ok Ok, it doesn't say it like that.  It says, "Body shape affects memory in older women."  A study conducted at Northwestern showed women carrying excessive weight on their hips, instead of on their waist, had a greater propensity for memory loss, and were at a greater risk for Alzheimers.  Their conclusion was two-fold:  1.  Don't get fat.  2.  If you are fat, Sorry ................ luckily you won't remember this s*** soon Neeners!!  <~~~ In the mean time, I imagine the F'ers who conducted this survey are skinny dudes who RUN LIKE A MF'ah!!!
AND TO finish the triumvirate that’s obviously forming (1. Big Church, 2. Big Girls, 3. ???) …….. “AFGHAN OPRAH HELPS COUNTRY HEAL” <~~~ SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not bad enough that we have one here???? Now there’s two??? If it’s not the transgressions of the big girls or the big church that end us all …………………… it’s the Fn reincarnation of Oprah!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012 may be a year late!! We’ll get back with you after communing with some Myans! I don’t think they foresaw this little tidbit!!!
“Is Facebook a Tool for Cheaters” <~~~ Dangerously close to asking the “right” question, this article was, yesssss.   Janet, you’ll just have to wait another day for the article … “Is Facebook a Tool for Tools?”
Press Secretary in hot water for ……….. *Gasp* “Stating the Fn Obvious!” <~~~ Democratic leaders are enraged over the fact that Mr. Gibbs said, "I think there is no doubt there are enough seats in play -- that could cause Republicans to gain control." Yep, Yep!! Watch your mouth Mr. Gibbs!!! Repubes are not allowed to say “Demonazi” and vice versa!!! Play by the anti-anti-not-quite-facist rulebook!!!
Washington County Sheriff’s Office canned Jessie Lunderby, a local jailer, because she posed nude for Playboy!  As if she wasn’t about to quit for something a little more promising???? Dorks! <~~~ And, to top it off, the officials aren’t even sure if she broke any policy, as they are still reviewing the manual for “conduct unbecoming an officer” (which is irrelevant in this scenario, as it is not against the law to pose nude!), “not getting permission for off-duty work” (which is for work that is similar to the job in which you are performing, or work that may inhibit your ability to perform your work, because you may be injured … aside from a lamp falling on her, this was not the case), “not engaging in certain types of jobs” (again … similar work), “sexual conduct” (since this was not XX or XXX, this does not apply! Nothing “sexual” was performed!) RETARDED!!!! Let the girl expose her juggs if she wants to!!!
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#31 | 1374 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
G'moanin Floosies!

I got no coffee; therefore, no news on Self; however … Outside my door there's a Treasure Trove!

(One of my ALL-TIME Favorite topics) The Vatican is done with the revamp of their rules, as they pertain to the sexual conduct of their priests and clergy, and I gotta tell ya ... I think they just about solved every issue they’ve ever had ..................... and by "just about every" I mean like, "most every", and by "most every," I mean "a whole lot," and by "a whole lot," I mean "quite a few," and by "quite a few," I mean like "a few," and by literally "a few," I mean "metaphorically" a few, and by that I mean ......................... They haven't changed a Fn thing!!!!!  <~~~ The new rules regarding sexual misconduct are a mere representation of what has been the "unspoken standard" to this point.  ……………. Good job with that F'ers!!  Y'all should perhaps get with Toyota and Tylenol and the three of you should do commercials and s*** together! --------------I can hear it now   "Got a headache that NEVER goes away, because you took our medicine for a fever that WOULD'VE gone away without it?  Got a car that sometimes just doesn't like to stop???  Got a priest that comes over because your head never stops hurting and your car drove you into someone's house, and instead of praying he [We are sorry, this portion of the broadcast has been Censored for Adult Content, Language, and random usage of the word m!dget ..... what's that?  Oh right, the word "m!dget" actually wasn't used in this particular AD ... sorry m!dgets] which leaves you unable to sleep, shop or sit?  WELL ... do we NOT have the s*** you need!!!!!!!!!!!  Call now, 666-Busted-@$$ for a free informative brochure!  Our clergy  ah-hem ... operators are standing by!!"

Study shows "Big Girls Don't Remember S***"  .... Ok Ok, it doesn't say it like that.  It says, "Body shape affects memory in older women."  A study conducted at Northwestern showed women carrying excessive weight on their hips, instead of on their waist, had a greater propensity for memory loss, and were at a greater risk for Alzheimers.  Their conclusion was two-fold:  1.  Don't get fat.  2.  If you are fat, Sorry ................ luckily you won't remember this s*** soon Neeners!!  <~~~ In the mean time, I imagine the F'ers who conducted this survey are skinny dudes who RUN LIKE A MF'ah!!!
AND TO finish the triumvirate that’s obviously forming (1. Big Church, 2. Big Girls, 3. ???) …….. “AFGHAN OPRAH HELPS COUNTRY HEAL” <~~~ SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not bad enough that we have one here???? Now there’s two??? If it’s not the transgressions of the big girls or the big church that end us all …………………… it’s the Fn reincarnation of Oprah!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012 may be a year late!! We’ll get back with you after communing with some Myans! I don’t think they foresaw this little tidbit!!!
“Is Facebook a Tool for Cheaters” <~~~ Dangerously close to asking the “right” question, this article was, yesssss.   Janet, you’ll just have to wait another day for the article … “Is Facebook a Tool for Tools?”
Press Secretary in hot water for ……….. *Gasp* “Stating the Fn Obvious!” <~~~ Democratic leaders are enraged over the fact that Mr. Gibbs said, "I think there is no doubt there are enough seats in play -- that could cause Republicans to gain control." Yep, Yep!! Watch your mouth Mr. Gibbs!!! Repubes are not allowed to say “Demonazi” and vice versa!!! Play by the anti-anti-not-quite-facist rulebook!!!
Washington County Sheriff’s Office canned Jessie Lunderby, a local jailer, because she posed nude for Playboy!  As if she wasn’t about to quit for something a little more promising???? Dorks! <~~~ And, to top it off, the officials aren’t even sure if she broke any policy, as they are still reviewing the manual for “conduct unbecoming an officer” (which is irrelevant in this scenario, as it is not against the law to pose nude!), “not getting permission for off-duty work” (which is for work that is similar to the job in which you are performing, or work that may inhibit your ability to perform your work, because you may be injured … aside from a lamp falling on her, this was not the case), “not engaging in certain types of jobs” (again … similar work), “sexual conduct” (since this was not XX or XXX, this does not apply! Nothing “sexual” was performed!) RETARDED!!!! Let the girl expose her juggs if she wants to!!!
First I Oprah, so . ........but the angry face goes away when I see words like "m!dget, Demonazi, triumvirate, and anti-anti-not-quite-facist" and is replaced with this .
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#32 | 1374 days ago

kteacher wrote:
The Dirty Heads------------great CD.
They were here a couple months ago... So pissed I missed that show
2 Stupid Dogs...  
#33 | 1374 days ago

Another Effing day in the ER... I am tired and Crabby!   
Beaneaters...   
#34 | 1374 days ago

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
G'moanin Floosies!

I got no coffee; therefore, no news on Self; however … Outside my door there's a Treasure Trove!

(One of my ALL-TIME Favorite topics) The Vatican is done with the revamp of their rules, as they pertain to the sexual conduct of their priests and clergy, and I gotta tell ya ... I think they just about solved every issue they’ve ever had ..................... and by "just about every" I mean like, "most every", and by "most every," I mean "a whole lot," and by "a whole lot," I mean "quite a few," and by "quite a few," I mean like "a few," and by literally "a few," I mean "metaphorically" a few, and by that I mean ......................... They haven't changed a Fn thing!!!!!  <~~~ The new rules regarding sexual misconduct are a mere representation of what has been the "unspoken standard" to this point.  ……………. Good job with that F'ers!!  Y'all should perhaps get with Toyota and Tylenol and the three of you should do commercials and s*** together! --------------I can hear it now   "Got a headache that NEVER goes away, because you took our medicine for a fever that WOULD'VE gone away without it?  Got a car that sometimes just doesn't like to stop???  Got a priest that comes over because your head never stops hurting and your car drove you into someone's house, and instead of praying he [We are sorry, this portion of the broadcast has been Censored for Adult Content, Language, and random usage of the word m!dget ..... what's that?  Oh right, the word "m!dget" actually wasn't used in this particular AD ... sorry m!dgets] which leaves you unable to sleep, shop or sit?  WELL ... do we NOT have the s*** you need!!!!!!!!!!!  Call now, 666-Busted-@$$ for a free informative brochure!  Our clergy  ah-hem ... operators are standing by!!"

Study shows "Big Girls Don't Remember S***"  .... Ok Ok, it doesn't say it like that.  It says, "Body shape affects memory in older women."  A study conducted at Northwestern showed women carrying excessive weight on their hips, instead of on their waist, had a greater propensity for memory loss, and were at a greater risk for Alzheimers.  Their conclusion was two-fold:  1.  Don't get fat.  2.  If you are fat, Sorry ................ luckily you won't remember this s*** soon Neeners!!  <~~~ In the mean time, I imagine the F'ers who conducted this survey are skinny dudes who RUN LIKE A MF'ah!!!
AND TO finish the triumvirate that’s obviously forming (1. Big Church, 2. Big Girls, 3. ???) …….. “AFGHAN OPRAH HELPS COUNTRY HEAL” <~~~ SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s not bad enough that we have one here???? Now there’s two??? If it’s not the transgressions of the big girls or the big church that end us all …………………… it’s the Fn reincarnation of Oprah!!!!!!!!!!!! 2012 may be a year late!! We’ll get back with you after communing with some Myans! I don’t think they foresaw this little tidbit!!!
“Is Facebook a Tool for Cheaters” <~~~ Dangerously close to asking the “right” question, this article was, yesssss.   Janet, you’ll just have to wait another day for the article … “Is Facebook a Tool for Tools?”
Press Secretary in hot water for ……….. *Gasp* “Stating the Fn Obvious!” <~~~ Democratic leaders are enraged over the fact that Mr. Gibbs said, "I think there is no doubt there are enough seats in play -- that could cause Republicans to gain control." Yep, Yep!! Watch your mouth Mr. Gibbs!!! Repubes are not allowed to say “Demonazi” and vice versa!!! Play by the anti-anti-not-quite-facist rulebook!!!
Washington County Sheriff’s Office canned Jessie Lunderby, a local jailer, because she posed nude for Playboy!  As if she wasn’t about to quit for something a little more promising???? Dorks! <~~~ And, to top it off, the officials aren’t even sure if she broke any policy, as they are still reviewing the manual for “conduct unbecoming an officer” (which is irrelevant in this scenario, as it is not against the law to pose nude!), “not getting permission for off-duty work” (which is for work that is similar to the job in which you are performing, or work that may inhibit your ability to perform your work, because you may be injured … aside from a lamp falling on her, this was not the case), “not engaging in certain types of jobs” (again … similar work), “sexual conduct” (since this was not XX or XXX, this does not apply! Nothing “sexual” was performed!) RETARDED!!!! Let the girl expose her juggs if she wants to!!!
Screw it, I'm gonna go ahead and write that article myself.  Wait ... then I'd have to all go on Facebook to research all the reasons WHY it sucks the big one.  Nevermind, I'll just wait it out.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#35 | 1374 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Look at the lawyer's face!!!     
I know EXACTLY what she's thinking...

"Sorry for Ya!!"  in a nice, high, squeaky voice!!

She might be saying...
"DAYUM!!  Lindsay...You're f*****, sista-gurl...hmmmm mmmm!!"

"Seeeeee ya! So glad not ta Beeeee ya!"

Beaneaters...   
#36 | 1374 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Screw it, I'm gonna go ahead and write that article myself.  Wait ... then I'd have to all go on Facebook to research all the reasons WHY it sucks the big one.  Nevermind, I'll just wait it out.
Well since I'm a facebook tool, I can be your research assistant
2 Stupid Dogs...  
#37 | 1374 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Well since I'm a facebook tool, I can be your research assistant
Ugh.  I'm not shocked at all.  
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#38 | 1374 days ago

Hey...If I hit 1000 Respects...

DO I GET A PRIZE???
You've got Mail...  
#39 | 1374 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Ugh.  I'm not shocked at all.  
ugh to you ass.. give us another recap of America's Got Talent
2 Stupid Dogs...  
#40 | 1374 days ago

DeeRigga wrote:
Hey...If I hit 1000 Respects...

DO I GET A PRIZE???
The shame and self loathing that this is what your life has come to.. but it's ok, you get over it by the time you get to 1200 or so
2 Stupid Dogs...  
#41 | 1374 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
ugh to you ass.. give us another recap of America's Got Talent
If you insist...

Weird/mediocre sisters with the sob story made it.  
Cute little funk-dancing boys made it.  
Emo-haired nervous singer guy made it.  
Weird light show frat boys made it.  

STILL better than Facebook ... loser.  


A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#42 | 1374 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
The shame and self loathing that this is what your life has come to.. but it's ok, you get over it by the time you get to 1200 or so
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

But DO I GET A PRIZE???

Don't respond with no rhetorical pish-pash, Stones...I NEED ANSWERS!!!
You've got Mail...  
#43 | 1374 days ago

I AM SURE HAPPY BASEBALL IS BACK ON ..GO BRAVES WIN ANOTHER ONE FOR BOBBY
OH BOY I GET TO GET UP AT 5AM AND EAT MY DONUTS AND WATCH MORE GOLF
AND I AM TRULY TIRED ON GETTING DAILY UPDATES ON THE LACK OF PROGRESS THAT BP IS MAKING IN THE GULF
AND FINALLY DOES ANYONE CARE IF TIGER IS GETTING A DIVORCE,MY NEIGHBOR IS AND SHE ISNT ON THE NEWS....
OK I FEEL BETTER
 

 

Good day...  
#44 | 1374 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 Well it appears the pipe has finally been capped on day 87.  I hope so.  The next 48 hours will tell all.

My air conditioner is working beautifully, so hopefully I will no longer be a hot mess in my own home.  Who am I kidding?  I'll always be a hot mess, no matter where I am.

Going swimming this evening with a bunch of girls I'm happy to call my friends.  How appropriate an activity on the hottest day of the year.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#45 | 1374 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
If you insist...

Weird/mediocre sisters with the sob story made it.  
Cute little funk-dancing boys made it.  
Emo-haired nervous singer guy made it.  
Weird light show frat boys made it.  

STILL better than Facebook ... loser.  


Jesus christ... no wonder you enjoyed it.. was it on Logo last night?
2 Stupid Dogs...  
#46 | 1374 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
And in other news:   Does anyone  else see something a lil inappropriate with this sign?
I would call that a foward way of thinking!!! get on those hands and knees!! yesss!:) I like this church!
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#47 | 1374 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

CAPTAINSEAFOOD wrote:

I AM SURE HAPPY BASEBALL IS BACK ON ..GO BRAVES WIN ANOTHER ONE FOR BOBBY
OH BOY I GET TO GET UP AT 5AM AND EAT MY DONUTS AND WATCH MORE GOLF
AND I AM TRULY TIRED ON GETTING DAILY UPDATES ON THE LACK OF PROGRESS THAT BP IS MAKING IN THE GULF
AND FINALLY DOES ANYONE CARE IF TIGER IS GETTING A DIVORCE,MY NEIGHBOR IS AND SHE ISNT ON THE NEWS....
OK I FEEL BETTER
 

 

 BP just made progress.  There is no oil coming out because it's been capped.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#48 | 1374 days ago

Good afternoon every one..missed ya'll! wow! can tbeliev eits already thursday!..a procedure , a GREAt fundraiser and home sweet home!!...SOOOO good to be home!...hope everyone had a nice couple of days! If ya didnt hope they are better in the next couple! Ashlie..sounds like yo uhad a tough one...hope its better hun,know yo uhav elots who care aboutya,,!and that helps..We all need people!!  Love and hugs to all! i missed everyone!!
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#49 | 1374 days ago

Hola amigos y amigas!

So Thursday is better then Monday thru Wednesday. The "manager" won't be here today so I probably won't have any problems today!

I don't have much else right now except that I am "starving" and can't wait til lunch

Enjoy....

"The Way You Talk To Me"

Over the phone, love to hear
All of the things you say to me, mmm
I just can't wait, to hear your voice
Whispering sweetly to me baby
All I may want I know you got
Ready for me to receive, oh
Making me know that you're there for me
Feels so, good inside

I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me

Making me feel, safe from harm
With your soft and silky tone, mmm
Can't help but show, how good, yes I know
That you got it going on
And never has come, or been a day
You misled me the wrong way, oh no
Knowing that you're just a, just a
A phone, call away, oh

I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me
I like, the way
You talk to me

Is that all?
Okay
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#50 | 1374 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Ok on a lighter note.  I get to go to Branson with 3 teenagers for 2 days and I am all a tingle.  
 Pretty sure it's illegal for you to be all a tingle with 3 teenagers. 
#51 | 1374 days ago

yeah, unfortunately a local priest got busted last night for child pornography. Even more unfortunate, I'm not joking. Way to go Catholic church!
#52 | 1374 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 Please continue to pray for Cambrey.  She has been diagnosed with leukemia, and she has a long road ahead of her.

Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#53 | 1374 days ago

Good evening all.   I am going to take a nap.  Catch you all later.
Good day...  
#54 | 1374 days ago

Evening Q'rs.....lots of reading and I don't have my glasses, sooo took me a while...Good to see McWiggles...Jack was a tease with his, "I'm not in the mood"...not in the mood for what? Inquiring minds want to know. Then of course he comes back like nothings happened.  Ashlie, have _____, can and will travel for U,....Glenda's been making me laugh out loud in several places here on the Q today....I like Becky's idea of eating some ice cream....all of this with a easy day at work makes me ...So have a good evening Q'rs.....

Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#55 | 1374 days ago

JenX63 wrote:

Evening Q'rs.....lots of reading and I don't have my glasses, sooo took me a while...Good to see McWiggles...Jack was a tease with his, "I'm not in the mood"...not in the mood for what? Inquiring minds want to know. Then of course he comes back like nothings happened.  Ashlie, have _____, can and will travel for U,....Glenda's been making me laugh out loud in several places here on the Q today....I like Becky's idea of eating some ice cream....all of this with a easy day at work makes me ...So have a good evening Q'rs.....

Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#56 | 1374 days ago

We were short staffed and busy as all hell today.  I couldn't wait for 4:00 to roll around so I could hightail it outta there!  The exception to my Coldplay rule was a question on Jeopardy tonight, and it's now stuck in my head.  I am in no mood for drama today, so I am thoroughly disgusted to see what is currently the comment directly above me because I know it's only there for that very reason...bravo!  I'm looking forward to a weekend off, and will be going to Sandcastle water park on Sunday, haven't been there yet this year.  For my song of the day since it's stuck in my head, here's my Coldplay exception...

When I Ruled the World

I used to rule the world 
Seas would rise when I gave the word 
Now in the morning I sleep alone 
Sweep the streets I used to own 

I used to roll the dice 
Feel the fear in my enemies' eyes 
Listen as the crowd would sing 
"Now the old king is dead, long live the king!" 
One minute I held the key 
Next the walls were closed on me 
And I discovered that my castle stands 
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand 

I hear Jerusalem bells a'ringing 
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing 
Be my mirror, my sword and shield 
My missionaries in a foreign field 
For some reason I can't explain 
Once you'd gone it was never, 
never an honest word 
That was when I ruled the world 

It was the wicked and wild wind 
Blew down the doors to let me in 
Shattered windows and the sound of drums 
People couldn't believe what I'd become 
Revolutionaries wait 
For my head on a silver plate 
Just a puppet on a lonely string 
Oh...who would ever wanna be king 

I hear Jerusalem bells were ringing 
Roman Cavalry choirs were singing 
Be my mirror, my sword and shield 
My missionaries in a foreign field 
For some reason I can't explain 
I know St. Peter won't call my name 
Never an honest word 
But that was when I ruled the world 


Whoaaa (x4) 


(Whoa...) Here Jerusalem bells were ringing 
(Whoa...) Roman Cavalry choirs were singing 
(Whoa...) Be my mirror, my sword and shield 
(Whoa...) My missionaries in a foreign field 
(Whoa...) For some reason I can't explain 
(Whoa...) I know St. Peter won't call my name 
Never an honest word 
But that was when I ruled the world
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#57 | 1374 days ago

Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#58 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 woo hoo going delete happy tonight. 


Say bye bye .lmao
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#59 | 1374 days ago

Margaritas are gooooooddddddd
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#60 | 1374 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 woo hoo going delete happy tonight. 


Say bye bye .lmao
  Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water...
#61 | 1374 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

HouTxFan wrote:
  Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water...
 lmao, jan that was the best one yet.
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#62 | 1374 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 lmao, jan that was the best one yet.
I couldn't come up with a zombie smiley quickly enough...wanted to say "OMG...it's alive!"...but some crazy mod was runnin' around deleting stuff      faster than I could google smileys. 
#63 | 1374 days ago

HouTxFan wrote:
I couldn't come up with a zombie smiley quickly enough...wanted to say "OMG...it's alive!"...but some crazy mod was runnin' around deleting stuff      faster than I could google smileys. 
 
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#64 | 1374 days ago

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a spoiled little Toys R Us kid, there's a lot of things million toys at Toys R Us that I can say to start my s*** play with.
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#65 | 1374 days ago

 I told you once you son of a bitch, i'm the best there's ever been.

Saw the Hangover tonight, so now i can catch all the innuendos.  tomorrow I'll watch austin powers so i can get the whole "yeah baby, do  i make you horny thing."  (ftr, i own all 3 powers movies).

Braves get Alex Gonzales from Toronto, cementing the World Series limb.

Haircut also tonight, decided to keep some of it instead of going bald.

Get Inspired:

If you make a mistake when dealing with a customer, admit it, apologize for it, fix it, and move on. Customers really don’t expect you to be perfect. They do, however, expect you to be honest…and make a great recovery.
~Eric Harvey

and for all my former crushers:

I miss the sound of your voice
And I miss the rush of your skin
And I miss the still of the silence
As you breathe out and I breathe in

If I could walk on water, If I could tell you what’s next
Make you believe, make you forget

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard
And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard
And drown me in love

I miss the sound of your voice
The loudest thing in my head
And I ache to remember
All the violent, sweet,
perfect words that you said

If I could walk on water, if i could tell you what’s next,
make you believe, make you forget

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me in love

I miss the pull of your heart
I can taste the sparks on your tongue
I see angels and devils
And God
when you come on 
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on - HOLD
Singing shalala la
Singing shalala lala
Ooooooo
Ooooooo
Oooooooooooooooo

Come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me, drown me in love

(come on get higher, loosen my lips)It's all wrong
(faith and desire at the swing of your hips)It's all wrong
(just to pull me down hard and drown me in love)It's all right

So, come on, get higher
Come on, get higher
'Cause everything works love
Everything works in your arms

The devil went down to Georgia...  
#66 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
  (JrsFlame)
#67 | 1374 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 I told you once you son of a bitch, i'm the best there's ever been.

Saw the Hangover tonight, so now i can catch all the innuendos.  tomorrow I'll watch austin powers so i can get the whole "yeah baby, do  i make you horny thing."  (ftr, i own all 3 powers movies).

Braves get Alex Gonzales from Toronto, cementing the World Series limb.

Haircut also tonight, decided to keep some of it instead of going bald.

Get Inspired:

If you make a mistake when dealing with a customer, admit it, apologize for it, fix it, and move on. Customers really don’t expect you to be perfect. They do, however, expect you to be honest…and make a great recovery.
~Eric Harvey

and for all my former crushers:

I miss the sound of your voice
And I miss the rush of your skin
And I miss the still of the silence
As you breathe out and I breathe in

If I could walk on water, If I could tell you what’s next
Make you believe, make you forget

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard
And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just pull me down hard
And drown me in love

I miss the sound of your voice
The loudest thing in my head
And I ache to remember
All the violent, sweet,
perfect words that you said

If I could walk on water, if i could tell you what’s next,
make you believe, make you forget

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me in love

I miss the pull of your heart
I can taste the sparks on your tongue
I see angels and devils
And God
when you come on 
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on - HOLD
Singing shalala la
Singing shalala lala
Ooooooo
Ooooooo
Oooooooooooooooo

Come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me in love

So come on, get higher, loosen my lips
Faith and desire in the swing of your hips
Just to pull me down hard
And drown me, drown me in love

(come on get higher, loosen my lips)It's all wrong
(faith and desire at the swing of your hips)It's all wrong
(just to pull me down hard and drown me in love)It's all right

So, come on, get higher
Come on, get higher
'Cause everything works love
Everything works in your arms

For the record, i included myself in "and for all my former crushers".
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#68 | 1374 days ago

(Edited by HouTxFan)
and now...     (JrsFlame)     ...take it away, Glenda!
#69 | 1373 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
For the record, i included myself in "and for all my former crushers".
 you might be the only one.  unless there are secret ones out there i don't know about.
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#70 | 1373 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#71 | 1373 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 you might be the only one.  unless there are secret ones out there i don't know about.
there are.
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#72 | 1373 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
there are.
 are they women at least?
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#73 | 1373 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 are they women at least?

oh god, you made me laugh.

and yes, i can safely say they are.

Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#74 | 1373 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:

oh god, you made me laugh.

and yes, i can safely say they are.

 ok, i'll probably sleep better now.
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#75 | 1373 days ago

(Edited by countrygal00071)
hskrdave wrote:
 are they women at least?
    Braves and Rays?!
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#76 | 1373 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
    Braves and Rays?!
 Rays?  i guess.  i watch their triple A in Durham.  not much of an AL fan, i root for the Royals on the junior circuit.
The devil went down to Georgia...  
#77 | 1373 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Rays?  i guess.  i watch their triple A in Durham.  not much of an AL fan, i root for the Royals on the junior circuit.
I don't realy care who represents the AL, as long as the Braves are in!! It would be payback on the Yankees to beat them
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  

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