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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

So, I woke up with a god d*mn attitude. I was okay last night, the Q show was entertaining to say the least, but today I'm not feeling it. My kid with the screaming bloody murder all night, me jumping up while in pain, rushing in there just to see her resting peacefully is BS! F**k nightmares! F**k this crook I've had in my neck for 3 days! I almost dropped my child twice this morning because of it. F**k Friday morning traffic (kramer close your eyes, it's probably going to be about one of those 75 asterisks type of moments). F**k cable and trees and sh*t! Now....F**k people who can't let sh*t go! F**k people who blame everyone else for their problems and create a Q hierarchy and act like fools when they aren't included. Did it occur to you idiots that people have no problem with me and talk to me because I dont f**king judge them. They talk to me, I talk to them, No BS, end of stupid story.  F**k people who use their kids in their BS lies and drama, and people who dont understand what an avatar is. F**k people who cant motherf**king conjugate " to be" or "to have" IN THEIR FIRST DAMN LANGUAGE! F**k red-headed trolls who have the nerve to insult anyone else's looks, intelligence, and education. F**k dirty V*-****s, and those that disrespect people just because they dont believe in the same BS they do or choose not to live the miserable f**king life that they lead. F**k me for not listening to the warnings and giving certain people the benefit of the doubt. How damn sad is it to have NOTHING better to do? How horrible it must be to find pleasure in bashing other people for being themselves. How low must your self-esteem be to be SO concerned about what others think and say about you. Damn, dont parents teach you when you're kids not to worry about what people say about you? I mean it's playground sh*t.  And people who curse, secretly love porn,  are nasty drunks and cyber wh*res, lie, steal other people's internet pics and claim to be them, and make bigoted ass statements against almost everyone can go straight to hell BUT DO NOT sit beside me. My damn table is reserved bitch! I'm agreeing with someone when I say that I think Rogers, Jsmall, maybe yruwet2 should be at least given day passes or some sh*t when these type of terrorists events occur. Call them in from a bat phone or some sh*t. OH..F**k Q terrorism too! That's sooo 4 months ago! The Blob, minions, snitches, gangster internet thugs, idiots, paul pierce, werewolf jacob, uteruses (for my sis), media hype, late night printing (for the other sis), homicidal stalkers, exes who still need you for sh*t, and slow drivers can suck my ****!

not in the mood to change the options...deal with it...AND anyone (besides a mod I guess) who feels the need to comment on my language, save it..Believe me this was the tame version, and i dont give a sh*t about it right now and this may not be the best time to talk to me. I dont open the door for f**king door for jehovah's witnesses. So there's that. enjoy this Friday that started off sh*tty.

DAMN! I totally forgot with all my bitching.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF COOLEST CANADIANS IN THE WORLD, JRCANUCK FAN! MAY YOUR DAY AND WEEKEND BE AWESOME! Filter Error 07/16 Photo
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FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
35 Fans 
9%a. Hi...
6%b. You've got Mail...
46%c. Happy Birthday Debi...
0%d. 2 Stupid Dogs...
20%e. F**k it!..
6%f. A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...
3%g. Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...
6%h. Firefly (the mixed drink)...
6%i. Beaneaters...

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#3 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 F**k me too, for not listening to peoples warnings and also giving the benefit of the doubt.(time and time again). But also f**k me for defending that person over and over again.  I am with Ashlie, I am tired and pissed off.  I am mad at seeing lies about me I am sick of that supposedly grown up talking about my friends. I  do not understand someone being so inmature and so warped that all of this is real to her. God like we have nothing better to do than to discuss the cancer that she is. The cancer has been cut out now it needs to stay away. Gina hear me well you are a liar and a racist (you did a good job hiding that one though) you are the only person I can truly say I wish I never ever would have met, there is not a good thing about you.Not one good thing in you. Go to hell.





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#1 | 1506 days ago

They should make that opening story into a made for TV movie.


Happy Birthday Debi

Happy Birthday Debi...  
#2 | 1506 days ago



Well played Ash... I don't even need to say anything else today.. Have a great Friday bitches!!
F**k it!..  
#3 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 F**k me too, for not listening to peoples warnings and also giving the benefit of the doubt.(time and time again). But also f**k me for defending that person over and over again.  I am with Ashlie, I am tired and pissed off.  I am mad at seeing lies about me I am sick of that supposedly grown up talking about my friends. I  do not understand someone being so inmature and so warped that all of this is real to her. God like we have nothing better to do than to discuss the cancer that she is. The cancer has been cut out now it needs to stay away. Gina hear me well you are a liar and a racist (you did a good job hiding that one though) you are the only person I can truly say I wish I never ever would have met, there is not a good thing about you.Not one good thing in you. Go to hell.





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#4 | 1506 days ago

Hey Ashlie, it is Friday, you can make it... do it, do it, do it...
Happy birthday Debi, hope it is a great one for you.
I love asterisks, without them typing stuff in the Q would be a ****er ****er...
Hope all you folks have the best weekend, I'm playing in the Cashiers, NC, long day but good time and good pesos...
 to y'all...
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#5 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 F**k me too, for not listening to peoples warnings and also giving the benefit of the doubt.(time and time again). But also f**k me for defending that person over and over again.  I am with Ashlie, I am tired and pissed off.  I am mad at seeing lies about me I am sick of that supposedly grown up talking about my friends. I  do not understand someone being so inmature and so warped that all of this is real to her. God like we have nothing better to do than to discuss the cancer that she is. The cancer has been cut out now it needs to stay away. Gina hear me well you are a liar and a racist (you did a good job hiding that one though) you are the only person I can truly say I wish I never ever would have met, there is not a good thing about you.Not one good thing in you. Go to hell.





hiiiiiiiiii
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#6 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
hiiiiiiiiii
 hiiiiiiiiiiii     


ok 
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#7 | 1506 days ago

Wow.  What a way to start off Friday.    Let it all out.  No need to go into the weekend carrying all that stress and BS.  (That'll kill ya...or really put a damper on your day.)

Glenda... morning comics made me think of you right away...



Have a great day y'all  and don't forget to keep your coolness.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#8 | 1506 days ago



it's crap like this that makes me elated for working in a church. an email i recieved at 5am:

"....Make it known, My Little One! Publish what I give you and send it far and wide; for I have looked upon the whole Gulf region of the USA and upon all Gulf states and I have marked them!  I have taken My mark-out pen and I have colored them all in black!  I have set a determination against them and I shall totally erase them from off the map of the USA if they do not humble themselves and repent en masse before Me!
     For, they are full of evil!  Full of adultery!  Full of fornication!  Full of sexual perversions of every kind!  Full of extravagance!  Full of witchcraft!  Full of idolatry! Full of whoremongering!  Full of lying mouths and deceptive ways! Full of the “good-time Charlies!”  Full of every kind of evil!
     Mark My word in this! For, if those in these states, and those in these states, who are called by My Name, do not repent, I shall send storms, I shall send tsunamis, I shall send earthquakes; and I shall send famine and  disease until I have eradicated this evil out of My face!  I have set My face against these Gulf Coastal States and I shall not be satisfied until I have destroyed this great evil!...."

it's good to finally understand what exactly this whole oil spill hoopla is really about. god hates the south. end of story. (laurel, your brain is on fire girl. stop drop and roll.)

what could have been another horrible day at work one turned out to be filled with laughter. thanks for that and i believe i have sent my apologies to the appropriate folks,. if you feel you deserve one as well, let me know.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#9 | 1506 days ago

Damn, You made moist! I love it when you get pissed! So sexy, girl!  Here are some more of them thingys  for later Don't believe I have much to say yet today...
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F**k it!..  
#10 | 1506 days ago

I really need to be more involved here...then again...

I hope this gets settled...I don't like y'all at this level of PISSTIVITY...its scary 

DEBI!!  Happy Birthday, gurl!  Shots for ya!!
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#11 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Oddfool wrote:
Wow.  What a way to start off Friday.    Let it all out.  No need to go into the weekend carrying all that stress and BS.  (That'll kill ya...or really put a damper on your day.)

Glenda... morning comics made me think of you right away...



Have a great day y'all  and don't forget to keep your coolness.
      



lmao, thank you J.c. thats perfect, see I always knew roosters were smart. 
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#12 | 1506 days ago

STFU...you know damn well there was a good reason, i was the given the burden gift of filter. ASS!
F**k it!..  
#13 | 1506 days ago
HISTorical (+)

Yesterday, someone lost control of thier car, jumped the curb, a fence AND a palm tree and ended up in a parking lot. The werid thing is that they crashed through the same parking lot that I park in when I visit my customer...  the EXACT spot that I always park in. If I had gotten there 10 minutes before, she would have hit my truck. Then the questions come: What if I would have been in the truck, what if I had been walking near the truck?  Timing is  a strange thing, what if I caught 5 green lights that day insted of hitting red, what if I decided to knock a few minutes off my lunch break? Never take time for granted, every minute means something.
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#15 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 sorry, I hate being mad. And making you guys have to read it. 
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#16 | 1506 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Emotions are what make us human.  Don't let the sour grapes of others get to you.  The reason I spend time on the Q is because of the people, and there are some great one's here that participate.
#17 | 1506 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


it's crap like this that makes me elated for working in a church. an email i recieved at 5am:

"....Make it known, My Little One! Publish what I give you and send it far and wide; for I have looked upon the whole Gulf region of the USA and upon all Gulf states and I have marked them!  I have taken My mark-out pen and I have colored them all in black!  I have set a determination against them and I shall totally erase them from off the map of the USA if they do not humble themselves and repent en masse before Me!
     For, they are full of evil!  Full of adultery!  Full of fornication!  Full of sexual perversions of every kind!  Full of extravagance!  Full of witchcraft!  Full of idolatry! Full of whoremongering!  Full of lying mouths and deceptive ways! Full of the “good-time Charlies!”  Full of every kind of evil!
     Mark My word in this! For, if those in these states, and those in these states, who are called by My Name, do not repent, I shall send storms, I shall send tsunamis, I shall send earthquakes; and I shall send famine and  disease until I have eradicated this evil out of My face!  I have set My face against these Gulf Coastal States and I shall not be satisfied until I have destroyed this great evil!...."

it's good to finally understand what exactly this whole oil spill hoopla is really about. god hates the south. end of story. (laurel, your brain is on fire girl. stop drop and roll.)

what could have been another horrible day at work one turned out to be filled with laughter. thanks for that and i believe i have sent my apologies to the appropriate folks,. if you feel you deserve one as well, let me know.

MIAMI, Fla. - Miami-Dade County health officials are reporting the first suspected local case of dengue fever, a potentially serious mosquito-borne illness that had once disappeared from the United States.

Dengue fever is a flulike illness spread by the bite of an infected Aedes aegypti mosquito, a common urban mosquito in the U.S. and Caribbean. It is also known as breakbone fever because of the intense joint pain suffered in extreme cases.

The Miami-Dade County Health Department will give details of the case at a press conference Thursday.

A recent study revealed five percent of Key West residents show evidence they have been exposed to the virus, but few became ill.

While there have been no reported cases in Palm Beach County officials say there is always the fear it could spread.

"We’ve been tracking this for a number of years....so we're contacting physicians to let them know to consider a diagnosis," said Tim O'Connor with the Palm Beach County Health Department.

Dengue mosquitoes bite in and around homes, during the day and at night when lights are on.

According to the Centers for Disease Control the principal symptoms of dengue fever are high fever, severe headache, severe pain behind the eyes, joint pain, muscle and bone pain, rash, and mild bleeding (e.g., nose or gums bleed, easy bruising). Generally, younger children and those with their first dengue infection have a milder illness than older children and adults.
 

Copyright 2010 The Associated Press. All rights reserved/             

Happy Birthday Debi...  
#18 | 1506 days ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEbi!!! Have a Great Bday, in one of my favorite places !!! You are a great lady! May all great things come to you!!
     hugs!!
  Ash....dont let the haters get to you....no one is worth making you get this upset.....it is THEIR problem, not yours..when they try and make it yours, iggy them...you just be you and  making us here entertained.....with your wit, humor and fun....sorry bout your neck....if you can lay on th efloor flat, with your legs flush up to a chair or couch and put your legs over the seat of the couch or chair...(you will look like you are sitting but your back and head is on the floor.....try to lay like that 10 min at a time 3x a day......feel better HAPPY FRIDAY everyone!!

Happy Birthday Debi...  
#19 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

NorseHeathen wrote:
Emotions are what make us human.  Don't let the sour grapes of others get to you.  The reason I spend time on the Q is because of the people, and there are some great one's here that participate.
 
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#20 | 1506 days ago

i think amidst all the ugliness that happened here last night, there was one great thing that also happened. and it was this
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#21 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i think amidst all the ugliness that happened here last night, there was one great thing that also happened. and it was this
what the hell did it mean?  she thinks shes a fish? 
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#22 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
what the hell did it mean?  she thinks shes a fish? 
more specifically a maneater - holland oates, eat yer heart out
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#23 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
more specifically a maneater - holland oates, eat yer heart out
 Oh ok, well now those poor men. 
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#24 | 1506 days ago

And by the way, did I miss something last night?
F**k it!..  
#25 | 1506 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:


Well played Ash... I don't even need to say anything else today.. Have a great Friday bitches!!
 We have a dude who comes through drive through (and orders an Ultimate Sampler with a Lemon Ice for those who weren't wondering) all the time who looks just like Kip.  It was funny at first. Then we realized he drives with a box of Kleenex and lotion and stares at us while we make his food. Then it was funny and creepy.
#26 | 1506 days ago
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 someday somebody can fill me in on all of this. or maybe not, maybe we can smoke a dishwasher instead
#27 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
     ok short version, there was a member by the name of jrsflames she was the self proclaimed queen of the q. she got booted and well deserved too. she kept coming back as different people they got booted, now every now and again she comes in hijacks the q says lies and all around makes herself look ignorant and like a piece of white trash.   


there you caught up now?  
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#28 | 1506 days ago

edit the drug reference, cheech. if you get booted for manhandling the coc my heart will break to smithereens
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#29 | 1506 days ago

Morning Friends and Visitors with Multiple Names and Personalities!

I dig you Ashlie. I just do.
Glenda -----your post gave  me a bit of a tear. It was great. Stuff needed to be said and it was said. Now hopefully  it can be over.
I may have been a little off my game last night, but I do know one thing--------------------Stupid People Suck and you fantastic people have GREAT smileys and animated gifs------------seriously, I right  clicked a lot last night.
Ice cream can  make your woes go away, even with stitches in your mouth.
Lastly---------------------HAPPY F'N FANTAB SPARKLE FESTED Birthday Debi!

Hope you all keep cool, drink something ice filled, wink, and "SPARKLE" today! I  you guys!
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#30 | 1506 days ago
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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
edit the drug reference, cheech. if you get booted for manhandling the coc my heart will break to smithereens
 done and done :)
#31 | 1506 days ago
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ms_hippie_queen wrote:
edit the drug reference, cheech. if you get booted for manhandling the coc my heart will break to smithereens
and wait a minute you said i was manhandling the coc ? wow !
#32 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 and one more thing Gina because I know you are reading this. 

You will not get one more minute of our attention, when you come in here and pull your bullsh*t. not one more comment will we respond to, not one ore comment will we even read. You have fun because we are done with you. Every person in this locker room that you have offended is done. So come on make yourself look small and petty. But do not expect a reaction from us ok, because we dont react to trash. 

Yeah way to go you finally got people here to see me mad. And you know what thank you. now drop dead. 
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#33 | 1506 days ago

yes, i almost msg'd you and said you suck as a defender. good for nothing unless it happens between 9 and 5.

(seriously, i did wish you were here)
F**k it!..  
#34 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
yes, i almost msg'd you and said you suck as a defender. good for nothing unless it happens between 9 and 5.

(seriously, i did wish you were here)
 I have never missed him, and jasonsmall and rogers so much in my life. and you know what Jmaes too
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#35 | 1506 days ago

Remember when all the games began
Remember every little lie and every last goodbye
The promises you broke, words you choked on
And I never walked away, it?s still a mystery to me

Well, I'm so empty, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
Well, you're so unclean, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, deceiving, the bleeding
It's over

Paint the mirrors black to forget you
I still picture your face and the way you used to taste
Roses in a glass, dead and wilted
To you this all was nothing, everything to you is nothing

Well, you're so filthy, I'm better off without you
And you're better off without me
Well, I'm so ugly, you're better off without me
I'm better off without

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, disaster
It?s over

As wicked as you are
You're beautiful to me
You're the darkest burning star
You?re my perfect disease

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, it?s over
Disaster

The lying, the bleeding, the screaming
Was tearing me apart
The hatred, the beatings, it?s over
Disaster

It's over now
F**k it!..  
#36 | 1506 days ago

kantwistaye wrote:
 We have a dude who comes through drive through (and orders an Ultimate Sampler with a Lemon Ice for those who weren't wondering) all the time who looks just like Kip.  It was funny at first. Then we realized he drives with a box of Kleenex and lotion and stares at us while we make his food. Then it was funny and creepy.
That must be a hell of a sampler
F**k it!..  
#37 | 1506 days ago

I love porn!!! and it's not a secret "so" WHEW", I thought that rant was about me for a sec...
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#38 | 1506 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


it's crap like this that makes me elated for working in a church. an email i recieved at 5am:

"....Make it known, My Little One! Publish what I give you and send it far and wide; for I have looked upon the whole Gulf region of the USA and upon all Gulf states and I have marked them!  I have taken My mark-out pen and I have colored them all in black!  I have set a determination against them and I shall totally erase them from off the map of the USA if they do not humble themselves and repent en masse before Me!
     For, they are full of evil!  Full of adultery!  Full of fornication!  Full of sexual perversions of every kind!  Full of extravagance!  Full of witchcraft!  Full of idolatry! Full of whoremongering!  Full of lying mouths and deceptive ways! Full of the “good-time Charlies!”  Full of every kind of evil!
     Mark My word in this! For, if those in these states, and those in these states, who are called by My Name, do not repent, I shall send storms, I shall send tsunamis, I shall send earthquakes; and I shall send famine and  disease until I have eradicated this evil out of My face!  I have set My face against these Gulf Coastal States and I shall not be satisfied until I have destroyed this great evil!...."

it's good to finally understand what exactly this whole oil spill hoopla is really about. god hates the south. end of story. (laurel, your brain is on fire girl. stop drop and roll.)

what could have been another horrible day at work one turned out to be filled with laughter. thanks for that and i believe i have sent my apologies to the appropriate folks,. if you feel you deserve one as well, let me know.
oh...and what are you apologizing for...TRUST ME! we have all been much worse.
F**k it!..  
#39 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by Michael_G)
On to another note...if this troll decides to slither back in here, if everybody (I know it's a big task) could just ignore it and just let the Mods and Jess know so  they can delete comments and accounts it will make things a lot easier and less stressful, all of us even talking about this causes that cancer to spread.   As the old adage goes "If a lonely red-headed troll talks s**t about you and nobody is there to respond to it does it make a sound".   If we all can do this and pay it no mind problem solved, and that's the last I will ever mention this nightmare again.
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#40 | 1506 days ago

Surprisingly no, but it is hot out there today... hmmmm
F**k it!..  
#41 | 1506 days ago

Michael_G wrote:
On to another note...if this troll decides to slither back in here, if everybody (I know it's a big task) could just ignore it and just let the Mods and Jess know so  they can delete comments and accounts it will make things a lot easier and less stressful, all of us even talking about this causes that cancer to spread.   As the old adage goes "If a lonely red-headed troll talks s**t about you and nobody is there to respond to it does it make a sound".   If we all can do this and pay it no mind problem solved, and that's the last I will ever mention this nightmare again.
Well said, and I'd give you a respect but I spent them all on your baseball polls
F**k it!..  
#42 | 1506 days ago

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I am really happy I worked last night and was too tired to sign o when I got home...............

Thank you each and every one of you for the Birthday Wishes, and Ash, I bow to that rant, it was one of the very best I have ever read.  I honestly wish I could hear you, rather than just read it.

I hope everyone has an equally fantastic day, and enjoy the sun.  I STILL can't wait for football and hockey, but I am stoked to watch the Brickyard 400 this weekend.  Go Jr!!

Kenne - Jr cake ROCKS - and on a checkered flag yet!
Beans - Thanks my friend - I thought of you when they served beans as part of the meal for ladies night last night - what were they thinking?
Leigh - Thanks eh!!!
Dee - shots it is!!
Mims - you rock! I(and great advice for the neck - that always works for me!)
Becky - Thanks fellow b'day week g/f - I promise to sparkle and shine ALL DAY!!! Go Kings and Flames! (the Calgary ones, not the other one...ewwwwww)

LUBS YA ALL!!!
#43 | 1506 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

What happened to the 'Red Neck' edition?


Very disappointed.....
F**k it!..  
#44 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 ok guys off to work, have a good day and remember to play nice.   
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#45 | 1506 days ago

So its finally Friday. My work week from hell continues(don't ask). The only good thing about this day is that it ends at 6:05 pm at which point I am having my nails done then going home and drinking massive amounts of alcohol!!  My plan is to remain drunk all weekend long!

Wonderful lyrics
"Hey, ain't life wonderful? Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful... Isn't it wonderful now?"

I close my eyes when I get too sad
I think thoughts that I know are bad
Close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope it's over when I open them

I want the things that I had before
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
I wish I could count to ten
Make everything be wonderful again

Hope my mom and I hope my dad
Will figure out why they get so mad
Hear them scream, I hear them fight
They say bad words that make me wanna cry

Close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels who make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
Everything will be wonderful someday

Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world's so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
Tell me everything is wonderful now

Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now

I go to school and I run and play
I tell the kids that it's all okay
I laugh aloud so my friends won't know
When the bell rings I just don't wanna go home

Go to my room and I close my eyes
I make believe that I have a new life
I don't believe you when you say
Everything will be wonderful someday

Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world is so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
When you tell me everything is wonderful now

No
No, I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
No
No, I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now

I don't wanna hear you say
That I will understand someday
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna hear you say
You both have grown in a different way
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna meet your friends
And I don't wanna start over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be
Some days I hate everything
I hate everything
Everyone and everything
Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now...

I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#46 | 1506 days ago

Well I hope it's better then last night, Hi everyone
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#47 | 1506 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

(Edited by Ms_Penn)
Well hot damn! and not the drink!! I hope you feel better Ash.

I hope everyone has a great weekend and espeically Ash.

DANG I was already to post some things but then I read what Ashlie had to say and I forgot what I was going to say. I don't know who made her mad but know I am mad for her too! I am at work or i would post a sexy pic up for you. You know what I am going to get back on when I get home and make you smile. Mean rude people suck!
#48 | 1506 days ago

i've had the word crepuscular stuck in my head since i woke up from my mid-morning desk snooze.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#49 | 1506 days ago

Good morning bitches.
Sis, I second your f**k uteruses thing (and everyone knows why), so thanks for looking out for my anti-fertility movement.

Now onto my almost daily "How Can J Make Herself Look Any Worse/Shame Herself in Front of Others?" story...

So when you wear black nylon pants and bathe dogs all day, sometimes you get these gross, white spots/stains on them from dried water/shampoo (looks like dried toothpaste, only larger, for reference ... save the sex-themed jokes, I've already made them all and then some).  Well, I was outside with two of my coworkers this afternoon on a smoke break, and happened to notice that I had one of these aforementioned stains ... right on my crotch.     Normally, I pay them no mind, but since it was in THAT location, I felt kind of inclined to try to get rid of it.  So, like a dumbass, not thinking at all of what this might look like if someone happened to walk by that didn't KNOW the situation, I begin vigorously licking my fingers and rubbing the stain to try to get it out.    
I don't know exactly how long my boss was standing in the door, but I'm sure that looked fantastic when he walked out and saw me doing that ... repeatedly ... in front of other employees.   

 
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#50 | 1506 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Good morning bitches.
Sis, I second your f**k uteruses thing (and everyone knows why), so thanks for looking out for my anti-fertility movement.

Now onto my almost daily "How Can J Make Herself Look Any Worse/Shame Herself in Front of Others?" story...

So when you wear black nylon pants and bathe dogs all day, sometimes you get these gross, white spots/stains on them from dried water/shampoo (looks like dried toothpaste, only larger, for reference ... save the sex-themed jokes, I've already made them all and then some).  Well, I was outside with two of my coworkers this afternoon on a smoke break, and happened to notice that I had one of these aforementioned stains ... right on my crotch.     Normally, I pay them no mind, but since it was in THAT location, I felt kind of inclined to try to get rid of it.  So, like a dumbass, not thinking at all of what this might look like if someone happened to walk by that didn't KNOW the situation, I begin vigorously licking my fingers and rubbing the stain to try to get it out.    
I don't know exactly how long my boss was standing in the door, but I'm sure that looked fantastic when he walked out and saw me doing that ... repeatedly ... in front of other employees.   

 
I'm sure you giving many of the guys (and me ) very vivid images!! but I'm also Lmao at you
F**k it!..  
#51 | 1506 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
I'm sure you giving many of the guys (and me ) very vivid images!! but I'm also Lmao at you
I get that whole LMAOing at me thing a lot.  I'm a damn mess.  
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#52 | 1506 days ago

is this funny?

Kitten Mittens
F**k it!..  
#53 | 1506 days ago

okay, that's what I thought. It's just kinda of stooopid to me until she falls off the table.
F**k it!..  
#54 | 1506 days ago

F**k it!..  
#55 | 1506 days ago

That's what I said ... but no one thought it was funny when I did it to Grandma.  Hips can be replaced, but a good laugh stays in your soul forever, that's my take on it.
Buncha wet blankets.
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#56 | 1506 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Good morning bitches.
Sis, I second your f**k uteruses thing (and everyone knows why), so thanks for looking out for my anti-fertility movement.

Now onto my almost daily "How Can J Make Herself Look Any Worse/Shame Herself in Front of Others?" story...

So when you wear black nylon pants and bathe dogs all day, sometimes you get these gross, white spots/stains on them from dried water/shampoo (looks like dried toothpaste, only larger, for reference ... save the sex-themed jokes, I've already made them all and then some).  Well, I was outside with two of my coworkers this afternoon on a smoke break, and happened to notice that I had one of these aforementioned stains ... right on my crotch.     Normally, I pay them no mind, but since it was in THAT location, I felt kind of inclined to try to get rid of it.  So, like a dumbass, not thinking at all of what this might look like if someone happened to walk by that didn't KNOW the situation, I begin vigorously licking my fingers and rubbing the stain to try to get it out.    
I don't know exactly how long my boss was standing in the door, but I'm sure that looked fantastic when he walked out and saw me doing that ... repeatedly ... in front of other employees.   

 
That's pretty funny...  I've actually had a similar experience. 
F**k it!..  
#57 | 1506 days ago

huskerfan_ia wrote:
That's pretty funny...  I've actually had a similar experience. 
Man up and tell it.  
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#58 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 sorry, I hate being mad. And making you guys have to read it. 
I cant believe Mike didnt yell at you for apologizing. WHOA! I almost did it but I was in a mood and couldnt figure out how to say in a "i'm just playing" sort of way.
F**k it!..  
#59 | 1506 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

janet011685 wrote:
Man up and tell it.  
Well, the similar one happened a long time ago when I was in College and working at a sports bar. I was a bartender primarily, but went to the kitchen during slow times when it wasn't busy enough to keep a cook on.

Somehow I got a combination of mayonnaise and wing sauce (used for a tasty chicken sandwich) in that same area, it looked pretty gross on a pair of khaki pants. A waitress noticed it first and giggled and pointed, and I instinctively took a bar rag (wet one) and began to vigorously attempt to remove the stain.

So focused I was in my task, I didn't notice that most people in the bar were watching, I looked up to see many eyes on me, a mixture of humor, delight and shock on the faces of everyone (it was a Saturday afternoon, so people of all ages and genders were there).

In the end I was only slightly successful, and now I had a large wet spot surrounding the red spot.
F**k it!..  
#60 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 ok guys off to work, have a good day and remember to play nice.   
you ok now? you gave us quite a scare child. thiught you were gonna vapor lock on us.
Hi...  
#61 | 1506 days ago

Holy Trees with Lolly pops and Sour Patch Kids! The right side of my face is currently two times the size of my left. :(
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#62 | 1506 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

kteacher wrote:
Holy Trees with Lolly pops and Sour Patch Kids! The right side of my face is currently two times the size of my left. :(
I suggest you double your medicine.


Regards,
Dr. Huskerfan

Note: I'm not really a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.  Really.
F**k it!..  
#63 | 1506 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
okay, that's what I thought. It's just kinda of stooopid to me until she falls off the table.
Oh, man.  LOL.  But I don't dare show my wife that clip.  She'd say I was being mean. (She loves cats, Cat being her name.)
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#64 | 1506 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Holy Trees with Lolly pops and Sour Patch Kids! The right side of my face is currently two times the size of my left. :(
That's what happens when you store all your Sour Patch Kids in only one cheek, like a hamster.  Ya gotta place 'em on both sides to balance out your cheeks.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#65 | 1506 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

Oddfool wrote:
That's what happens when you store all your Sour Patch Kids in only one cheek, like a hamster.  Ya gotta place 'em on both sides to balance out your cheeks.
That's wisdom right there...  
F**k it!..  
#66 | 1506 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
That's what happens when you store all your Sour Patch Kids in only one cheek, like a hamster.  Ya gotta place 'em on both sides to balance out your cheeks.


but still


Happy Birthday Debi...  
#67 | 1506 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 "Love The Way You Lie"  

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She f**king hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting f**king sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down
Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to f**king leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Happy Birthday Debi...  
#68 | 1506 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Michael_G wrote:
On to another note...if this troll decides to slither back in here, if everybody (I know it's a big task) could just ignore it and just let the Mods and Jess know so  they can delete comments and accounts it will make things a lot easier and less stressful, all of us even talking about this causes that cancer to spread.   As the old adage goes "If a lonely red-headed troll talks s**t about you and nobody is there to respond to it does it make a sound".   If we all can do this and pay it no mind problem solved, and that's the last I will ever mention this nightmare again.
I'm sorry......I experienced a moment(s) of weakness, and just couldn't let it go.

....but the videos were funny.....
#69 | 1506 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

Well, there's a good chance it will happen again in about 28 days.....
#70 | 1506 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)

Sunshine, Rainbows, Puppy Dogs and Smiley Faces to all!

Happy Birthday to Debi!

I hope everyone's Friday was just wonderful, like mine. I recieved another promotion at work today. I am now a Sous Chef, and going to be placed on salary. That also comes with a $6,000 signing bonus and a $100 a month bar tab! This has to be the fastest I have moved up at any job, being that tomorrow will be our 2 month anniversary.

Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinken rich

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh
Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
cause there aint nobody home
Swingin' to the left and
Swingin' to the right
I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

Swingin in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy b!tchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

CHORUS
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swingin to the drums
Swingin to guitar
Swingin to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
Get where were goin if we swing real fast

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Hey, hey, Ow!

I'm a trained professional
Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said, "You ain't gonna swing
with my daughter no more."

CHORUS
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah! Huh!
Swing it!
 

F**k it!..  
#71 | 1506 days ago

Why 28 days why not tomorrow does it have something to do with the Q system to clear the system Just asking
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#72 | 1506 days ago

Sometimes being clueless feels pretty good.
 I love cats and I thought it was funny too.
Hi...  
#73 | 1506 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

jbarr1 wrote:
Why 28 days why not tomorrow does it have something to do with the Q system to clear the system Just asking
It has nothing to do with the q.  That's just about how often the member in question pms'es and decides to be a pain in the arse.  I'm using the term "member" VERY lightly, folks,
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#74 | 1506 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

ChristiSunshine wrote:
It has nothing to do with the q.  That's just about how often the member in question pms'es and decides to be a pain in the arse.  I'm using the term "member" VERY lightly, folks,
OOR attributed to either the laughs I've received today or the great / profound responses I've read.

Thank you for your response Christi; you said exactly what I was implying in a much better way.
#75 | 1506 days ago

Thanks Christi now I know
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#76 | 1506 days ago

So, Ashlie...u gonna tell us how you REALLY feel?
Firefly (the mixed drink)...  
#77 | 1506 days ago

Good Morning America, It's Friday!!

Braves won.

If I had read this thread before i answered, i would've stayed the hell away.  

Have a whatever weekend f**kers.
Hi...  
#78 | 1506 days ago

 "lick HER own balls".......now your scaring me....
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#79 | 1506 days ago

Evening Q'rs.....Hugs to you Ms. Ashlie thang.....well said and about time.....wet a towel and microwave til you almost can't stand it, wrap it around your neck...should take the crook out .....It's Friday, thank you very much...Becky still getting kudos for the ice cream thing, its yummy in a regular cone.....
Ms Janet.....wow....sounds like something i would do.....

Happy Birthday Debi and many more gonna have a Margarita or 2, cause if you dont know it, they are gooooooddddd.....

Have a great weekend all.....
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#80 | 1506 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


it's crap like this that makes me elated for working in a church. an email i recieved at 5am:

"....Make it known, My Little One! Publish what I give you and send it far and wide; for I have looked upon the whole Gulf region of the USA and upon all Gulf states and I have marked them!  I have taken My mark-out pen and I have colored them all in black!  I have set a determination against them and I shall totally erase them from off the map of the USA if they do not humble themselves and repent en masse before Me!
     For, they are full of evil!  Full of adultery!  Full of fornication!  Full of sexual perversions of every kind!  Full of extravagance!  Full of witchcraft!  Full of idolatry! Full of whoremongering!  Full of lying mouths and deceptive ways! Full of the “good-time Charlies!”  Full of every kind of evil!
     Mark My word in this! For, if those in these states, and those in these states, who are called by My Name, do not repent, I shall send storms, I shall send tsunamis, I shall send earthquakes; and I shall send famine and  disease until I have eradicated this evil out of My face!  I have set My face against these Gulf Coastal States and I shall not be satisfied until I have destroyed this great evil!...."

it's good to finally understand what exactly this whole oil spill hoopla is really about. god hates the south. end of story. (laurel, your brain is on fire girl. stop drop and roll.)

what could have been another horrible day at work one turned out to be filled with laughter. thanks for that and i believe i have sent my apologies to the appropriate folks,. if you feel you deserve one as well, let me know.
Geez, I missed the train wreck also.  Obviously the slug passed through again.   Now, to the person who wrote the above derogatory remarks regarding the Gulf region and states.  I've got a coffee shop I'd be happy to meet you at and have a "discussion" regarding these comments.  And don't worry about Bubba, JR., Boudreiux, Buford, Bubba Ray, Claude and Marcel.  They are not gonna bother us.  There just here to listen to you.  (hehehehe)
#81 | 1506 days ago

Good evening Q'ville.
Beaneaters...   
#82 | 1506 days ago

Evening Pat.
#83 | 1506 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well work was wonderful 
You've got Mail...  
#84 | 1506 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well work was wonderful 
glad to hear that.  Now a wonderful evening at the Q
#85 | 1506 days ago

good evening all
#86 | 1506 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

Sunshine, Rainbows, Puppy Dogs and Smiley Faces to all!

Happy Birthday to Debi!

I hope everyone's Friday was just wonderful, like mine. I recieved another promotion at work today. I am now a Sous Chef, and going to be placed on salary. That also comes with a $6,000 signing bonus and a $100 a month bar tab! This has to be the fastest I have moved up at any job, being that tomorrow will be our 2 month anniversary.

Dirty, Rotten, Filthy, Stinken rich

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah
Wow
Heh Heh
Well swinging on the front porch
Swinging on the lawn
Swinging where we want
cause there aint nobody home
Swingin' to the left and
Swingin' to the right
I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
Yeah, yeah - huh!

Swingin in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy b!tchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

CHORUS
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swingin to the drums
Swingin to guitar
Swingin to the bass in the back of my car
Ain't got money, ain't got no gas
Get where were goin if we swing real fast

I scream, you scream,
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah

She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie

Swing it
All night long
Swing it
Hey, hey, Ow!

I'm a trained professional
Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said, "You ain't gonna swing
with my daughter no more."

CHORUS
Sweet Cherry Pie
Yeah! Huh!
Swing it!
 

YEA!
F**k it!..  
#87 | 1506 days ago

JenX63 wrote:
Evening Q'rs.....Hugs to you Ms. Ashlie thang.....well said and about time.....wet a towel and microwave til you almost can't stand it, wrap it around your neck...should take the crook out .....It's Friday, thank you very much...Becky still getting kudos for the ice cream thing, its yummy in a regular cone.....
Ms Janet.....wow....sounds like something i would do.....

Happy Birthday Debi and many more gonna have a Margarita or 2, cause if you dont know it, they are gooooooddddd.....

Have a great weekend all.....
will try. thanks
F**k it!..  
#88 | 1506 days ago

Baskin Robbins is going to retire some ice cream flavors, putting them into "Deep Freeze"

The five flavors on the cusp of retirement include Campfire S'mores, Apple Pie a La Mode, Caramel Praline Cheesecake, Superfudge Truffle, and, in a sign that no flavor is safe, French Vanilla.   French Vanilla! No word yet on the new flavors.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#89 | 1506 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Baskin Robbins is going to retire some ice cream flavors, putting them into "Deep Freeze"

The five flavors on the cusp of retirement include Campfire S'mores, Apple Pie a La Mode, Caramel Praline Cheesecake, Superfudge Truffle, and, in a sign that no flavor is safe, French Vanilla.   French Vanilla! No word yet on the new flavors.
Are you trying to piss off Teach?
F**k it!..  
#90 | 1506 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
Are you trying to piss off Teach?
Not intentially.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#91 | 1506 days ago

Oddfool wrote:
Baskin Robbins is going to retire some ice cream flavors, putting them into "Deep Freeze"

The five flavors on the cusp of retirement include Campfire S'mores, Apple Pie a La Mode, Caramel Praline Cheesecake, Superfudge Truffle, and, in a sign that no flavor is safe, French Vanilla.   French Vanilla! No word yet on the new flavors.
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#92 | 1505 days ago

Today was more of a disaster than yesterday, if you can believe it, this this may be my longest rant ever on this poll.  We were backed up at the hospital all day, and the fun started early this morning.  Dialysis doesn't want patients to go down in their beds unless they're ortho patients or in bariatric beds, mind you this means putting bedridden patients on stretchers and then moving them again to put them on a dialysis bed, geniuses!  I was on the same floor for a 1/2 hour this morning because 2 patients in a row were supposed to get an x-ray and wanted to finish eating their breakfast first.  I got a 3rd patient on the same floor and said to the nurse "please tell me he's not gonna tell me he wants to finish eating."  Luckily he went down for his stinkin' x-ray.  We then have over 40 patients waiting to go somewhere and I get a trip to the cath lab, and the patient is on the same floor...hey aides, get off your lazy asses, find a stretcher, and wheel your own patient 100 feet down the hall when we're that busy!  Also, if you see we're backed up and you come get the patient yourself, call down to our office and tell us to take that patient out of our tracker before one of us transporters wastes our time going to get them and being told "oh they're already gone."  Everything that could go wrong did go wrong today.  I didn't have time to eat dinner because a bus was late to go to my 2nd job, and this idiot is 10 minutes late to begin with, and is 15 minutes late to the mall after not even going the speed limit when there was a break in traffic!  When I called the Port Authority to report him, I couldn't get through.  I then see that we're busy at the mall and I'm lucky I got out before midnight.  To top it all off, I found out our former manager who is now the chief manager at another of our stores on the other side of town lost yet another baby, I can't tell you how many miscarriages this poor woman has had, I've lost count it's so many.  I am so thankful that I have this weekend off, I desperately need it after the hell I've been through these last few days.
/rant

On a much lighter note, happy birthday Debi!
Happy Birthday Debi...  
#93 | 1505 days ago

jswol54 wrote:
 JaMarcus Russell and Johnny Jolly approve.
#94 | 1505 days ago

Thank you, thank you thank you once again!! Work was kinda slow, therefor seemed to stretch interminably! Boss was at an Elton John concert, texting us about how wonderful it all was .

Talking with one of the other girls, we came to the realisation that Snaggletooth is, indeed, pilfering tips, but the bosses lover her so we are going to have to figure out how to thwart her ourselves.

Had a couple of drinks after work last night, so didn't get back to visit the thread. 

Now it's off to work I go, yet again, to a tournament of a$$holes.  Wish me luck!
#95 | 1505 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Geez, I missed the train wreck also.  Obviously the slug passed through again.   Now, to the person who wrote the above derogatory remarks regarding the Gulf region and states.  I've got a coffee shop I'd be happy to meet you at and have a "discussion" regarding these comments.  And don't worry about Bubba, JR., Boudreiux, Buford, Bubba Ray, Claude and Marcel.  They are not gonna bother us.  There just here to listen to you.  (hehehehe)
i don't wanna throw anyone under the bus, but it was signed "God"
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle...  
#96 | 1505 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Geez, I missed the train wreck also.  Obviously the slug passed through again.   Now, to the person who wrote the above derogatory remarks regarding the Gulf region and states.  I've got a coffee shop I'd be happy to meet you at and have a "discussion" regarding these comments.  And don't worry about Bubba, JR., Boudreiux, Buford, Bubba Ray, Claude and Marcel.  They are not gonna bother us.  There just here to listen to you.  (hehehehe)
For the life of me...and I totally apologize if this be offendin' anybody...but the first thought I had was...

If Bubba, Jr., Boudreiux, Buford, Bubba Ray, Claude and Marcel are gonna listen, then whoever made those comments is gonna have to explain it 7 more times.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#97 | 1505 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i don't wanna throw anyone under the bus, but it was signed "God"
Well then their liars.  Cause God wouldn't say that about the southern region of this nation.  It produces too much humor for the world. And used to have the most beautiful beaches and water.  One day that will return.
#98 | 1505 days ago

Hahahahahaha
#99 | 1505 days ago

It delights me to no end that Ryan Reynolds is playing the Green Lantern.
F**k it!..  
#100 | 1505 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
It delights me to no end that Ryan Reynolds is playing the Green Lantern.
And from what I've read, his suit is computer 'painted' on him.  Ought to be interesting.
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#101 | 1505 days ago

i havent read it yet, but sounds great.
F**k it!..  
#102 | 1504 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
i havent read it yet, but sounds great.
Have'nt read the magazine.  Saw it on a Yahoo article.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-green-lantern-costume.html
Men are like cars, Test drive before buying...  
#103 | 1504 days ago

probably a REALLY STUPID question, but it Ryan Reynols any relation to Burt Reynolds? (too effing lazy to look it up)
#104 | 1504 days ago

(Edited by richard_cranium)
Debi_L wrote:
probably a REALLY STUPID question, but it Ryan Reynols any relation to Burt Reynolds? (too effing lazy to look it up)

I don't think so, I am pretty sure Ryan Reynolds is Canadian. I don't believe that Burt has ever lived in Canada.

I looked him up and this is what I found.

Reynolds was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, to James (a retired Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman who later became a food wholesaler) and Tammy Reynolds (a retail salesperson).[1] He is of Irish ancestry and was raised Roman Catholic.[2] The youngest of four brothers,[3] He graduated from Kitsilano Secondary School, located in Vancouver, in 1994. He then attended Kwantlen College, in Vancouver, until dropping out.[4]

F**k it!..  
#105 | 1504 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

I don't think so, I am pretty sure Ryan Reynolds is Canadian. I don't believe that Burt has ever lived in Canada.

I looked him up and this is what I found.

Reynolds was born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, to James (a retired Royal Canadian Mounted Policeman who later became a food wholesaler) and Tammy Reynolds (a retail salesperson).[1] He is of Irish ancestry and was raised Roman Catholic.[2] The youngest of four brothers,[3] He graduated from Kitsilano Secondary School, located in Vancouver, in 1994. He then attended Kwantlen College, in Vancouver, until dropping out.[4]

DAYUM!!! He was practically born in my home town!

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