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You BIG POOPY FACE Bug EATER!!!

I am a sucker for a good school yard insult. It stems from a childhood thing I use to do with my dad. We would trade insults for hours. It drove my mom nuts but it was all kinds of good for my dad and I.

So have at it. What's your favorite school yard insult? Direct it at someone here on the Q. Keep it fun and remember the CoC is your friend. I am not afraid to send any of you to the Q-cipal's office.

I will be grading these (in my head), so make them good and have a blast.

| Closed on 08/15/10 at 05:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room, Miscellaneous | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll

31 Fans
6%	a. Poopy FAce is all I got.
3%	b. Watch how many adjectives I can string together.
3%	c. I use verbs in mine.
3%	d. Don't STEAL mine!
19%	e. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
19%	f. Someone's bored.
29%	g. Frijoles Grande
16%	h. Other Nother Southern Brotha

	&nbp;
TOP COMMENT
#24 \| 1041 days ago NorseHeathen (+)	Hey bro,......how's your wife and my kid?
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#1 \| 1041 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	Your mother's a c*nt Frijoles Grande
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#2 \| 1041 days ago kteacher (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: Your mother's a c*nt Yeah........this is a good one, but as for SCHOOL yard insult---------------------I give a C- (and that is mostly because your were first to comment ) Frijoles Grande
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#3 \| 1041 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	kteacher wrote: Yeah........this is a good one, but as for SCHOOL yard insult---------------------I give a C- (and that is mostly because your were first to comment ) My parents were sailors, I always had a nasty mouth.. That comment's from 2nd grade Frijoles Grande
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#4 \| 1041 days ago jbarr1 (+)	It's your sister and your girl friend Someone's bored.
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#5 \| 1041 days ago kteacher (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: My parents were sailors, I always had a nasty mouth.. That comment's from 2nd grade OK.........crusty mouth! Frijoles Grande
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#6 \| 1041 days ago Michael G (+)	you Miss Becky are a *BOOGER-BRAINED-TOE-JAM-EATING-WHIZZPOPPING-SNARFLOVING-POOP SMELLING-PIT-LICKING-SNOZZGROGGING-BUMBLE HEAD!!!!!* Poopy FAce is all I got.
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#7 \| 1041 days ago kteacher (+)	Michael G wrote: you Miss Becky are a *BOOGER-BRAINED-TOE-JAM-EATING-WHIZZPOPPING-SNARFLOVING-POOP SMELLING-PIT-LICKING-SNOZZGROGGING-BUMBLE HEAD!!!!!* Nicely done----------------------------------Giant Pizza Faced, Crusty Belly Button Fuz Eating, barf snorting, behind smelling Narkle Fluff! Frijoles Grande
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#8 \| 1041 days ago janet011685 (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: My parents were sailors, I always had a nasty mouth.. That comment's from 2nd grade You practically stole my answer. You craptasm.
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#9 \| 1041 days ago Michael G (+)	kteacher wrote: Nicely done----------------------------------Giant Pizza Faced, Crusty Belly Button Fuz Eating, barf snorting, behind smelling Narkle Fluff! *~~DOUCHE',~~ I mean TOUCHE'..* Poopy FAce is all I got.
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#10 \| 1041 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus.. Okay, so I stole that one... I'll let you guess from where. The best I had as a school yard child were pimple butt and poopy face. I'll warn anyone who chooses to get into a school yard insult war with the poll creator... she'll chew you up and spit you out. Someone's bored.
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#11 \| 1041 days ago kteacher (+)	Michael G wrote: *~~DOUCHE',~~ I mean TOUCHE'..* ~~Swollen Nut Cakes~~......I mean thanks! Frijoles Grande
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#12 \| 1041 days ago kteacher (+)	huskerfan_ia wrote: You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus.. Okay, so I stole that one... I'll let you guess from where. The best I had as a school yard child were pimple butt and poopy face. I'll warn anyone who chooses to get into a school yard insult war with the poll creator... she'll chew you up and spit you out. Hook? The only thing good about that movie was the insults-------------they were heavenly. Frijoles Grande
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#13 \| 1041 days ago SickPuppy (+)	Why you big pimple puss - snot sucking - butt sniffing - dog face who likes to eat bugger berry pies and snot and scab sandwiches - your cauliflower ears are blocking the sun Someone's bored.
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#14 \| 1041 days ago VIOLET (+)	(Edited by VIOLET) ugh! I'm not very good at this, , I'll be taking notes just in case I get into an insult fight or a contest
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#15 \| 1041 days ago huskerfan_ia (+)	kteacher wrote: Hook? The only thing good about that movie was the insults-------------they were heavenly. I'm all maxed on respects for you... "You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage." Did you do any of the writing for that movie? Someone's bored.
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#16 \| 1041 days ago WISAC1 (+)	my son and i always trade insults. good natured and funny. when he thinks he's gotten the last word i'll settle the issue with "always remember this sonny boy. I F'ed your mother" amazing how he turns into a stuttering little bstrd after that. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#17 \| 1041 days ago WISAC1 (+)	jbarr1 wrote: It's your sister and your girl friend and when the guy wants to get circumsized, kick his sister in the jaw. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#18 \| 1041 days ago WISAC1 (+)	huskerfan_ia wrote: You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus.. Okay, so I stole that one... I'll let you guess from where. The best I had as a school yard child were pimple butt and poopy face. I'll warn anyone who chooses to get into a school yard insult war with the poll creator... she'll chew you up and spit you out. first one sounds like shakespeare. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#19 \| 1041 days ago WISAC1 (+)	and for my brother i use. "dad always wished for big pr*ck, and then you were born." Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#20 \| 1041 days ago The_Real_Stoney (+)	janet011685 wrote: You practically stole my answer. You craptasm. always a step too slow Frijoles Grande
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#21 \| 1041 days ago Michael G (+)	kteacher wrote: ~~Swollen Nut Cakes~~......I mean thanks! ~~*puffy nipple sweat lover,*~~ .....i mean you're welcome! Poopy FAce is all I got.
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#22 \| 1041 days ago Nikki20 (+)	If I wanted to hear from an a*shole, I'd fart! Frijoles Grande
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#23 \| 1041 days ago eLa_MAe_O (+)	i think i good tongue sticking out settles all problems :) but you have cooties works too XD
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#24 \| 1041 days ago NorseHeathen (+)	Hey bro,......how's your wife and my kid?
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#25 \| 1041 days ago icfeet (+)	Ask a kid...."Got any naked pics of your mother/sister?" no.."Want to buy some?" Other Nother Southern Brotha
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#26 \| 1041 days ago cuddles127017 (+)	Nothing like that was even thought, much less said, when i was in school. Someone's bored.
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#27 \| 1041 days ago countrygal00071 (+)	I'm Rubber, you're glue - Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to YOU! heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my a**. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! Don't you need a license to be that ugly? I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. I bet your mother has a loud bark! I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission! If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. If your brain was chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M. Your so narrow minded when you walk your earrings knock together. Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar. Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? He is living proof that man can live without a brain! Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds. You're so ugly, it looks like you fell off an ugly tree, and hit all the branches on the way down. Frijoles Grande
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#28 \| 1041 days ago marcus_nyce (+)	If the force is strong in the recipient "I know you are but what am I" should be the retort to all of these. Other Nother Southern Brotha
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#29 \| 1041 days ago Beaneaters (+)	Had a nephew to come over one time when my daughters were young, they were teasing him,and he called them 'booger noses'. That still is favorite of ours to call each other. Sorry, that is all I've got for now. All the other names I used in school need asterisks in them. My dad was a drill instructor in the Marines at Parris Island when I was around 8 or so. Other Nother Southern Brotha
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#30 \| 1041 days ago kteacher (+)	marcus_nyce wrote: If the force is strong in the recipient "I know you are but what am I" should be the retort to all of these. followed by butt nugget, camel cake, or booger lips Frijoles Grande
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#31 \| 1041 days ago countrygal00071 (+)	You butt crack sniffer!!! Frijoles Grande
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#32 \| 1041 days ago NorseHeathen (+)	You're mother's so fat, her high school picture was a satellite photo! She's so ugly, not even the CIA will use her for terrorist interrogations because it's considered "Cruel and Unusual Punishment" even to them! She's so desperate, she tried to ride an obelisk! She's so nasty, the military wanted to use her as a biological weapon! (to be continued)
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#33 \| 1041 days ago food_man56 (+)	You smell like a girls locker room.
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#34 \| 1041 days ago janet011685 (+)	The_Real_Stoney wrote: always a step too slow Always?
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#35 \| 1041 days ago cubsgirl2 (+)	I know you are but what am I? Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#36 \| 1041 days ago Beaneaters (+)	cubsgirl2 wrote: I know you are but what am I? Cubs fan... Other Nother Southern Brotha
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#37 \| 1040 days ago icfeet (+)	"the JERK STORE Called...they're out of YOU" (hmmm...could be a line from a sitcom) Other Nother Southern Brotha
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#38 \| 1040 days ago WISAC1 (+)	you my friend are a festering scab in the crotch rot of life. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#39 \| 1040 days ago NorseHeathen (+)	I'm rubber, you're glue--what bounces of me, sticks to you....
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#40 \| 1040 days ago Onegoodredhead2 (+)	(Edited by JrCanuckFan) ( in my BEST john Wayne )get back on that turd and get the shit-ake outta here,,,,,,pilgram.... edited for profanity ~ JCF*
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#41 \| 1039 days ago JenX63 (+)	Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today? Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle Don't STEAL mine!
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#42 \| 1039 days ago hockey54 (+)	I don`t know what makes you so dumb but it works. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#43 \| 1039 days ago hockey54 (+)	Up your nose with a rubber hose you silly lilly sap sucker! Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#44 \| 1038 days ago eLa_MAe_O (+)	i just recently got told " NOBODY LIKES YOU" like it was a big insult. i remeber using that when i was 4...
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#45 \| 1038 days ago Dream_Machine (+)	F*ckface, And Just About Anything Said About My Mom...And It's Game Over. Frijoles Grande
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#46 \| 1037 days ago kobe_lova (+)	i had no time for all of that. When I was kid, Yo mama was the always the right answer...and my comebacks were usually profane, not child-like at all. (shocking, i know) Someone's bored.
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#47 \| 1036 days ago janet011685 (+)	eLa_MAe_O wrote: i just recently got told " NOBODY LIKES YOU" like it was a big insult. i remeber using that when i was 4... I still use that. But it's all about the emphasis... Nobody likes YOU.
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#48 \| 1036 days ago JrCanuckFan (+)	you're a waste of skin My dog's a genius next to you If you had any brains you'd be dangerous
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#49 \| 1011 days ago auntwisa (+)	Okay, you got me started...... 1. You were so ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom. 2. You are such an ugly kid, I heard they had to put a steak around your neck just to make the dog play with you. 3. You're just about as useful as a back pocket on a shirt. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#50 \| 1011 days ago auntwisa (+)	If the Mods don't stop editing my post, I am not going to invite them to my birthday party. Insults are my specialty. Read this!
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#	Name	FanIQ	Answer (Red= You Disagreed)
31	auntwisa 08/15/2010 12:52AM		Insults are my specialty. Read this!
30	woody050681 08/14/2010 01:29PM		Frijoles Grande
29	Jahiegel 08/13/2010 06:50PM		Watch how many adjectives I can string together.
28	Anthonyg7575 07/21/2010 07:09PM		I use verbs in mine.
27	kobe_lova 07/20/2010 12:57PM		Someone's bored.
26	Dream_Machine 07/19/2010 09:28PM		Frijoles Grande
25	bigbird13 07/19/2010 09:33AM		Frijoles Grande
24	sports_schmorts 07/18/2010 10:19PM		Poopy FAce is all I got.
23	hockey54 07/18/2010 09:02PM		Insults are my specialty. Read this!
22	JenX63 07/18/2010 08:12PM		Don't STEAL mine!
21	G Money 07/18/2010 06:47PM		Someone's bored.
20	RichyMcWiggleSr 07/17/2010 01:10PM		Other Nother Southern Brotha
19	cubsgirl2 07/16/2010 10:05PM		Insults are my specialty. Read this!
18	countrygal00071 07/16/2010 08:56PM		Frijoles Grande
17	Beaneaters 07/16/2010 08:54PM		Other Nother Southern Brotha
16	shermands9fanz 07/16/2010 08:51PM		Insults are my specialty. Read this!
15	cuddles127017 07/16/2010 08:35PM		Someone's bored.
14	icfeet 07/16/2010 07:31PM		Other Nother Southern Brotha
13	richard_cranium 07/16/2010 06:57PM		Insults are my specialty. Read this!
12	Nikki20 07/16/2010 06:23PM		Frijoles Grande
11	WISAC1 07/16/2010 04:41PM		Insults are my specialty. Read this!
10	SickPuppy 07/16/2010 04:19PM		Someone's bored.
9	marcus_nyce 07/16/2010 04:06PM		Other Nother Southern Brotha
8	huskerfan_ia 07/16/2010 03:54PM		Someone's bored.
7	Michael G 07/16/2010 03:33PM		Poopy FAce is all I got.
6	ohwell_ 07/16/2010 03:33PM		Frijoles Grande
5	Cali_Kat 07/16/2010 03:28PM		Frijoles Grande
4	The_Real_Stoney 07/16/2010 03:27PM		Frijoles Grande
3	Cactus_Jack 07/16/2010 03:26PM		Other Nother Southern Brotha
2	jbarr1 07/16/2010 03:25PM		Someone's bored.
1	kteacher 07/16/2010 03:12PM		Frijoles Grande