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Weekend Update: 7/17 - 7/18
Proving the ineffectiveness of our Criminal Justice System, Wesley Snipes is sentenced to prison for almost the same amount of time as Michael Vick ……………… for a ‘misdemeanor’!!! <~~~ Hey dumb@$$, yeh you judge, in case you forgot CRIJJ101, “Jails are for misdemeanors, Prisons are for felonies! STUPID!”
Looking just as retarded as we remember him looking during the “Lost Letterman” interview, Joaquin “WTF” Phoenix is back … apparently in another film, not on stage rapping like Eminem (apparently his ‘Hip Hop jaunt’ hasn’t yielded anything big … yet). The new film is titled, appropriately, “The Lost Year of Joaquin [WTF].” Apparently the film contains more full frontal nudity than most Gay Porno films, sooooooooo … if you have a deep-seeded hankering for WTF’s penis ……………. You’re in luck. Also keep your eyes open for the scene where he snorts some blow off a hooker’s breast!!! Classy! … Er … STUPID!!!!
Michael Cera, the super sexy, heartthrob from “Juno?" Recounts the day he lost his virginity. The details were so Fn off-the-wall, I had to paste them verbatim:
“All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures,” Cera said.
“My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved,” he added. “You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.” <~~~ WOWZERS MAN!!! WOWZERS!
In keeping with their @$$hole-like image, Apple lets it be known that they are upset with Ellen DeGeneres for making a joke about how difficult touchscreens can be to operate. This after Jon Stewart criticized them for becoming exactly the kind of giant they protested against back in the 80’s <~~~ Hey, Apple, when you start asking for apologies from comedians about your public image …………….. YOU’RE OFFICIALLY A FN D***!!! STUPID!!
HOLY S###!!! Y’all have to go checkout the s*** Courtney Love’s daughter just showed in a gallery!!! All I can muster is WTF?????????????
And the WTF of all WTF’s!!!!!!!
The NAACP is petitioning for “The Neverland Ranch” to become a State Park?????????? <~~~ NAACP = National Association for the Advancement of Colored People ……………………. Not their estates postmortem … especially not an estate ‘alleged’ to be the site of many crimes against children!!! EVEN if you consider him to be the “King of Pop”!!! STUPID-ERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
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