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Weekend Update: 7/17 - 7/18

Proving the ineffectiveness of our Criminal Justice System, Wesley Snipes is sentenced to prison for almost the same amount of time as Michael Vick ……………… for a ‘misdemeanor’!!!  <~~~ Hey dumb@$$, yeh you judge, in case you forgot CRIJJ101, “Jails are for misdemeanors, Prisons are for felonies!   STUPID!”


Looking just as retarded as we remember him looking during the “Lost Letterman” interview, Joaquin “WTF” Phoenix is back … apparently in another film, not on stage rapping like Eminem (apparently his ‘Hip Hop jaunt’ hasn’t yielded anything big … yet).  The new film is titled, appropriately, “The Lost Year of Joaquin [WTF].”  Apparently the film contains more full frontal nudity than most Gay Porno films, sooooooooo … if you have a deep-seeded hankering for WTF’s penis ……………. You’re in luck.  Also keep your eyes open for the scene where he snorts some blow off a hooker’s breast!!!  Classy!  … Er … STUPID!!!!


Michael Cera, the super sexy, heartthrob from “Juno?"  Recounts the day he lost his virginity.  The details were so Fn off-the-wall, I had to paste them verbatim:

“All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures,” Cera said.
“My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved,” he added. “You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”  <~~~ WOWZERS MAN!!!  WOWZERS!


In keeping with their @$$hole-like image, Apple lets it be known that they are upset with Ellen DeGeneres for making a joke about how difficult touchscreens can be to operate.  This after Jon Stewart criticized them for becoming exactly the kind of giant they protested against back in the 80’s  <~~~ Hey, Apple, when you start asking for apologies from comedians about your public image …………….. YOU’RE OFFICIALLY A FN D***!!!  STUPID!!


HOLY S###!!!  Y’all have to go checkout the s*** Courtney Love’s daughter just showed in a gallery!!!  All I can muster is WTF?????????????


And the WTF of all WTF’s!!!!!!!


The NAACP is petitioning for “The Neverland Ranch” to become a State Park??????????  <~~~ NAACP = National Association for the Advancement of Colored People ……………………. Not their estates postmortem … especially not an estate ‘alleged’ to be the site of many crimes against children!!!  EVEN if you consider him to be the “King of Pop”!!!   STUPID-ERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
 

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#1 | 1504 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
WIGGLES!!

1. Michael Vick got too much time.
2. WTF is the nickname of the year.
3. So, young Michael Cera was abused by crispin Glover...explains the scary voice after puberty.
4. Apple and AT&T both suck...but we always knew that.
5. Everytime I hear Courtney Love's name I wanna vom.
6. The NAACP has obviously run out of sh*t to do. They should kumbaya sometimes.

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#1 | 1504 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
WIGGLES!!

1. Michael Vick got too much time.
2. WTF is the nickname of the year.
3. So, young Michael Cera was abused by crispin Glover...explains the scary voice after puberty.
4. Apple and AT&T both suck...but we always knew that.
5. Everytime I hear Courtney Love's name I wanna vom.
6. The NAACP has obviously run out of sh*t to do. They should kumbaya sometimes.

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#2 | 1504 days ago

In other ....local news ....well local to me---------slightly large lady eats deep fried butter at OC Fair on local news broadcast causing me to instantly become nauseous.


Nice Job College Boy!
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#3 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Well I just got home from work, where I think everyone in the county decided it would be a good morning to go out and eat.  I am to old for this crap . And I swear to God I am going to have to shoot your kid or you for holding me up at your table for 30 freaking minutes  while I have 6 other tables waiting for me while you are asking a 2 year old to tell me what the brat wants!!!!!  Order for him stupid God I dont think your kid is cute trying to say a pancake. 

    anyways, Good afternoon everyone. 
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#4 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Sorry Wiggles great  job. 
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#5 | 1504 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Sorry Wiggles great  job. 
Won't be my phat-@$$ to come between you're b****pumps and a b**** session! 

Soapbox ceded successfully!  Glad to hear you didn't choke a baby ... hehe

As they say in Japan,

Hai dozo  (next)  ???
#6 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

RichyMcWiggleSr wrote:
Won't be my phat-@$$ to come between you're b****pumps and a b**** session! 

Soapbox ceded successfully!  Glad to hear you didn't choke a baby ... hehe

As they say in Japan,

Hai dozo  (next)  ???
  I said good afternoon.   




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#7 | 1504 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Well I just got home from work, where I think everyone in the county decided it would be a good morning to go out and eat.  I am to old for this crap . And I swear to God I am going to have to shoot your kid or you for holding me up at your table for 30 freaking minutes  while I have 6 other tables waiting for me while you are asking a 2 year old to tell me what the brat wants!!!!!  Order for him stupid God I dont think your kid is cute trying to say a pancake. 

    anyways, Good afternoon everyone. 
So Glenda,I guess you missed the end of the Cubs game!.........just teasin'
#8 | 1504 days ago

What`s the record on here for how many times "WTF" has been used in 1 poll?? Just wonderin...
#9 | 1504 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WIGGLES!!

1. Michael Vick got too much time.
2. WTF is the nickname of the year.
3. So, young Michael Cera was abused by crispin Glover...explains the scary voice after puberty.
4. Apple and AT&T both suck...but we always knew that.
5. Everytime I hear Courtney Love's name I wanna vom.
6. The NAACP has obviously run out of sh*t to do. They should kumbaya sometimes.

1.  
2-6. 
#10 | 1504 days ago

hockey54 wrote:
What`s the record on here for how many times "WTF" has been used in 1 poll?? Just wonderin...
It's AWESOME isn't it?
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#11 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

MS1966 wrote:
So Glenda,I guess you missed the end of the Cubs game!.........just teasin'
 I did, but I heard about it. 


Thats ok wait til tomorrow.      did we bet? i make great bets. 
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#12 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

hockey54 wrote:
What`s the record on here for how many times "WTF" has been used in 1 poll?? Just wonderin...
 Well I am not sure, shall we count? 
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#13 | 1504 days ago

kteacher wrote:
It's AWESOME isn't it?
Things are lookin up on the "Q"
#14 | 1504 days ago

"Justice System" is an oxymoron .....its neither!..........And I'm going to bite my tongue for  right now about the Vick, Snipes and other going's on...except for...
    MJ was NOT EVER found guilty,on either count or ANY charges, which means he is INNOCENT..,, the kid(who is now 23ish)has a VERY informative  editorial  he released because all the lies fom the trial and people's greed  destroyed this kid,and many people's lives..,( which involves his mother father and step father,who killed himself
#15 | 1504 days ago

people are so afraid of the truth....
#16 | 1504 days ago

No beer in the house but the Jack and Coke is good 
#17 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 I have an apple. 



And I love it. 
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#18 | 1504 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 I have an apple. 



And I love it. 
Would you share your apple with me? 
#19 | 1504 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

food_man56 wrote:
Would you share your apple with me? 
 ok.   
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#20 | 1504 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
WIGGLES!!

1. Michael Vick got too much time.
2. WTF is the nickname of the year.
3. So, young Michael Cera was abused by crispin Glover...explains the scary voice after puberty.
4. Apple and AT&T both suck...but we always knew that.
5. Everytime I hear Courtney Love's name I wanna vom.
6. The NAACP has obviously run out of sh*t to do. They should kumbaya sometimes.



Yep, that pretty much sums it all up for me!
#21 | 1504 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
No beer in the house but the Jack and Coke is good 
i have a ton of beer come get some!!! and an apple tree
#22 | 1504 days ago

I got leftover meatloaf from supper.   Are we gonna have a midnight snack?
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#23 | 1504 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 My best friend lost her baby today.  She was almost 12 weeks along.  We'd already started buying diapers & fixing a budget for the next few months.

On a lighter note, I went to see Much Ado About Nothing in Central Park (Louisville) tonight.  Louisville has the longest running free Shakespeare festival in the United States.  Each year, they put on three Shakespeare plays.  Two are performed by a cast of folks who are usually here year to year.  A third performance is put on my a group of teenagers.  This year, a little girl I used to babysit (who is now 18) was in the show.  She did a phenomenal job.  The teenage performance is done in an "updated" set, with present day props and clothing, but the language is Shakespearian.  Tonight, I became part of the show, as Benedick (i just laughed at his name ) came into the audience & sat next to me when he was in "hiding."  He went through  my snack bag.   Good times.
#24 | 1504 days ago

#25 | 1503 days ago

Uh, good morning?
#26 | 1503 days ago

and if you missed it.  if you file a claim against BP for loss of wages, job etc etc you may not want to hire yourself out to help the s.o.b's clean up their mess.  why? quite simple, according to a government spokesman any money you earn cleaning up that sh*t-house mess can and will be deducted from your claim.  the official with the fed govt says "that's just the way it's got to be"  THANK YOU GOV'T. looks like Obamas foot has missed it's mark in the a** kicking game.  so i ask  WTF?????
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#27 | 1503 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
and if you missed it.  if you file a claim against BP for loss of wages, job etc etc you may not want to hire yourself out to help the s.o.b's clean up their mess.  why? quite simple, according to a government spokesman any money you earn cleaning up that sh*t-house mess can and will be deducted from your claim.  the official with the fed govt says "that's just the way it's got to be"  THANK YOU GOV'T. looks like Obamas foot has missed it's mark in the a** kicking game.  so i ask  WTF?????
I was collecting unemployment benefits.  I am still filing a claim every week.   I work for cash.  I have to claim said cash on my weekly  report to the government.  The portion I receive from these benefits is reduced by the amount I earn working part time.
It is all taxable income.   Some weeks I receive no benefits.  That is how it works.  That is fair for me and i million other people out of work.  That is how it should work in the Gulf.   The WTF is why are they are thinking they should be able to double dip?

I get what you are saying, it makes me pissed to have to live just over broke.  I worked for those benefits for 30 years.
However, I am not going to steal from the other people who can't find work.   
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#28 | 1503 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
I was collecting unemployment benefits.  I am still filing a claim every week.   I work for cash.  I have to claim said cash on my weekly  report to the government.  The portion I receive from these benefits is reduced by the amount I earn working part time.
It is all taxable income.   Some weeks I receive no benefits.  That is how it works.  That is fair for me and i million other people out of work.  That is how it should work in the Gulf.   The WTF is why are they are thinking they should be able to double dip?

I get what you are saying, it makes me pissed to have to live just over broke.  I worked for those benefits for 30 years.
However, I am not going to steal from the other people who can't find work.   
i agree with you.     if they are drawing unemployment benefits from the government,  wages should be deducted from those benefits. that is a given. however, the claims in question are not against the government for monetary assistance,  they are against BP.    the amount of their claim against BP will be reduced by the amount earned working to help clean up. .there needs to be a system of checks and balance. if i earn 50,000  fishing in the gulf, i shouldn't be able to claim  150,000.  it just seems that after all the huffing and puffing and bluster, we are on our way to seeing BP  being let off the hook and the people once again being told to ante up. 
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#29 | 1503 days ago

Did you know Bp has a 10 year lease on their offices for compensation?    

It's a mess.   The BP fund is "like" a giant unemployment fund.  That is how it is going to be distributed.  1099's and all.
It would be nice to be able to read the actual plan than just the cliff notes from the press.
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#30 | 1503 days ago

no worries!
#31 | 1503 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
 My best friend lost her baby today.  She was almost 12 weeks along.  We'd already started buying diapers & fixing a budget for the next few months.

On a lighter note, I went to see Much Ado About Nothing in Central Park (Louisville) tonight.  Louisville has the longest running free Shakespeare festival in the United States.  Each year, they put on three Shakespeare plays.  Two are performed by a cast of folks who are usually here year to year.  A third performance is put on my a group of teenagers.  This year, a little girl I used to babysit (who is now 18) was in the show.  She did a phenomenal job.  The teenage performance is done in an "updated" set, with present day props and clothing, but the language is Shakespearian.  Tonight, I became part of the show, as Benedick (i just laughed at his name ) came into the audience & sat next to me when he was in "hiding."  He went through  my snack bag.   Good times.
sorry about your friend......
#32 | 1503 days ago

hey De-nace!


I just watched infomercial for NuWave infrared oven...and now i reeeally want it.
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#33 | 1503 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

Den-ace wrote:
Uh, good morning?
 
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#34 | 1503 days ago

yea! front yard is trimmed and edged(but my darm lawn mower is still not mowing even grrrr,& her ei thought i was clever with my make shift parts fix..)....made dump run..(eww ).....cleaned out old bills(ahhh)....acomplished a couple things in this heat...also got the front garden watered......lots of  boats at edgewood watching the golf tourney.....the best place to be on a hot summer day..on the lake!..all the hard bodies in bikinis and shorts....im sure the golfers appreciateEdgewood Tahoe Golf Course - Celebrity Golf the scenery too:)
#35 | 1503 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Lol, I keep all my political views to my poll Calling all lib-tards.    Well unless I stumble into another one. 
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#36 | 1503 days ago

Teabaggers.  

(Yeah, whatever ... it's still funny to ME.)
#37 | 1503 days ago

Are they making changes again to FANIQ?   My home page is different  (again)
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#38 | 1503 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Are they making changes again to FANIQ?   My home page is different  (again)
mine looks the same.
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#39 | 1503 days ago

ohwell_ wrote:
Are they making changes again to FANIQ?   My home page is different  (again)
mine is different too..?
#40 | 1503 days ago

My Sunday SUCKED! I am not going to whine to you all.

That is all.

#41 | 1503 days ago

Debi_L wrote:

My Sunday SUCKED! I am not going to whine to you all.

That is all.

sangria_6879.jpg image by xXbelovedXx
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#42 | 1503 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
i have a ton of beer come get some!!! and an apple tree
Thank you.  And if I came over and shook your apple tree, would a couple of apples fall out? 
#43 | 1502 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
sangria_6879.jpg image by xXbelovedXx
thank you, I think I've surpassed those by at least double
#44 | 1502 days ago

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#45 | 1502 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
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#46 | 1502 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:
Good-day I know that this proposal might be a surprise to you but do consider it as an emergency. In a nut shell, I am James Malwal, 24 years old from the Republic of Sudan , East Africa, now am seeking asylum (refugee) in Ghana I got your contact from the Internet in Ghana for a possible transaction. My late Father was the Minister for Aviation and Tourism in Sudan [Mr. Joseph Malwal} . But he was killed along side with my Mother during the civil war in Sudan and all his properties were totally destroyed. However, after their death I managed to escape with an important document -DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE of (US$13.5M). The said sum was deposited by my late father in a Bank in Ghana . The deposit documents indicate me as the next of kin. Presently, I am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foreign personality to help me as follows: (1) Stand on my behalf in Ghana as the beneficiary for the claim of the inheritance from the Bank since the Bank advised that I should solicit for an individual or corporate organization to claim the deposit for me as they cannot release it directly to me due to my age and refugee status in Ghana. (2)Transfer the money over to your own country and into your possession pending my arrival to meet with you. (3)Invest and manage the money for me in a good business pending my maturity. (4) Help me secure my traveling documents to meet you as soon as my money is released to you. I will make you a joint partner of 30% out of the total sum of $13.5m, Furthermore, on the acceptance and confirmation that you will help me, the letter of authority will be issued in your name that will enable the Bank to deal with you on my behalf. I am giving you this offers as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist, adopt me as your son and manage the money for me. thanking you in advance for your anticipated and swift response on receipt this letter. Best Regards James Malwal jamesmalwal44@yahoo.com
 
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