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Welcome back. This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 

It's Monday already. I'm mad about that but I will get over it. I have a lot to do and not enough time nor desire to do it. I HATE grocery shopping, fyi. I wouldnt even bother if it wasn't for the kid, who is still terrible by the way. Anyway, several Q birthdays this week, I think I will start celebrating for them all tonight. Last week's crush will be over the hump too...I like that. Have a good day and Remember, If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
| Closed on 07/30/10 at 11:00PM
FanIQ Pts? No | Locker Room | Multiple Choice Opinion Poll
26 Fans 
4%a. Happy Monday...
19%b. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...
35%c. The price is wrong bitch!...
4%d. Once you pop, you can't stop!...
8%e. We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...
12%f. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...
8%g. Firefly on the rocks...
12%h. Beaneaters...

 &nbp;
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#2 | 1035 days ago
HISTorical (+)

Kids
  
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#1 | 1035 days ago

funny sports pictures - BROKE BACK BASKETBALL

Sorry, but had to
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#2 | 1035 days ago
HISTorical (+)

Kids
#3 | 1035 days ago

What??  Is it Monday already??  But,...who shrunk the weekend?   Well, back to the grindstone.
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#4 | 1035 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
funny sports pictures - BROKE BACK BASKETBALL

Sorry, but had to
Yyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 | 1035 days ago

it's only ten in the goddanged morning and i want to take a louisville slugger to both my co-worker jeffrey - who is a rare breed of buttmunch - and to the new 11-foot copy machine in my office. i have no interest in elaborating.

and i just got a mosquito bite on my cheek.

......is it friday yet?

............................is it football season yet?

f*ck. i hope everyone of you catches a terrible case of hiccups today.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#6 | 1035 days ago

Who would have thought Paul Pierce was really a sloppy party bottom? huh

Well, happy Monday to everyone who had to go back to work.. I'm already staring at the clock, and I only have about 8 hours or so left.. awesome It doesn't help that my day behind the dish in my baseball game yesterday left me battered and bruised (I have two "C's" made out of stitch marks on my wrist, and a nice bruise where I got plunked in the ribs) You gotta love it though

I want to learn a new chicken dish to add to my repertoire in the kitchen.. Anybody have a favorite they would like to share? Thank you in advance for your suggestions and/or completely ignoring this statement

The British Open was exciting this weekend The Rockies still can't figure out how to hit on the road and October birthdays rule

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#7 | 1035 days ago

Crazy tourists in town this past Thurs thru Saturday. Over 12000 of them waiting in line to be rejected by the American Idol judges. Yet they still insisted on staying in town, but it was good for business.
Saturday I brought my sister kid to Dinosaur Park in Kentucky. We were almost done walking through, and we witness a wedding. Huh?   Yes, a f**king wedding at some donosaur park. Only in Kentucky I guess, and they say us Tennesseeans are back woods. Yep, right in front of the brontosaurus display, damn pencil necks..
Well Atlanta split the series with the Brewers. I was at least hoping they would tak 3/4. Exciting watching some of those Brewers players I've watched here in the minor league get called up. Braves next homestand against the Padres. They gotta show SD who is boss in the NL!..
This coming weekend, I'm fixin on having a little me time. Riding down to Tunica to hit the casinos for three days..
Yes, it's Monday, but it could be worse. Y'all could be diagnosed with agressive stupidity. Wait, some of y'all.. Nevermind!
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#8 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Who would have thought Paul Pierce was really a sloppy party bottom? huh

Well, happy Monday to everyone who had to go back to work.. I'm already staring at the clock, and I only have about 8 hours or so left.. awesome It doesn't help that my day behind the dish in my baseball game yesterday left me battered and bruised (I have two "C's" made out of stitch marks on my wrist, and a nice bruise where I got plunked in the ribs) You gotta love it though

I want to learn a new chicken dish to add to my repertoire in the kitchen.. Anybody have a favorite they would like to share? Thank you in advance for your suggestions and/or completely ignoring this statement

The British Open was exciting this weekend The Rockies still can't figure out how to hit on the road and October birthdays rule

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
zesty italian boobs. just marinate skinless/boneless boobs in italian dresssing and grill in a pan on low heat and add spices of your desire. cracked black pepper and sea salt make this is amazing concoction in the extra italian burning to death in the bottom of the pan. let all of it turn black and when the boob is ready, put it on a plate and start scraping the disgusting looking chars out of the pan onto the chicken. i call these the crumblies and they make the meal crispy and and your taste buds will dance and sing.

best served with spinach. it's easy and maybe even boring, but it'll make your gut go "woot."

and i think you meant september, but you were close.
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#9 | 1035 days ago

I'm into day 3 of my detox program... my girl told me that the shakes should subside by now to no avail. (Secretly I think she likes that I vibrate although I have no reason why)

Friday was the topper for my Stampede week....coors light at noon that somehow morphed into tequila shots at midnight. I discovered that the girl I recently hired as an analyst is a lush and boy does she have a potty mouth on her when she gets drunk. Beyond that, I believe she told me at least a dozen times that I was the best boss she ever had.

God how I felt like sh*t Saturday morning...I can hardly wait until next year...
#10 | 1035 days ago

 Really not a fan of people feeling like they need or have a right to wake me up. I set my alarm in time for when I need to wake up. If I'm not awake, I don't need to be so leave me alone. 

Life in Technicolor ii - Coldplay

There's a wild wind blowing
Down the corner of my street
Every night there the headlights are glowing

There's a cold war coming
On the radio I heard
Baby it's a violent world

Oh love don't let me go
Won't you take me where the streetlights glow
I could hear it coming
I could hear the sirens sound
Now my feet won't touch the ground

Time came a-creepin'
Oh and time's a loaded gun
Every road is a ray of light
It goes o-o-on
Time only can lead you on
Still it's such a beautiful night

Oh love don't let me go
Won't you take me where the streetlights glow
I could hear it coming
Like a serenade of sound
Now my feet won't touch the ground

Gravity release me
And dont ever hold me down
Now my feet won't touch the ground.
#11 | 1035 days ago

half_baked wrote:
I'm into day 3 of my detox program... my girl told me that the shakes should subside by now to no avail. (Secretly I think she likes that I vibrate although I have no reason why)

Friday was the topper for my Stampede week....coors light at noon that somehow morphed into tequila shots at midnight. I discovered that the girl I recently hired as an analyst is a lush and boy does she have a potty mouth on her when she gets drunk. Beyond that, I believe she told me at least a dozen times that I was the best boss she ever had.

God how I felt like sh*t Saturday morning...I can hardly wait until next year...
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#12 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Who would have thought Paul Pierce was really a sloppy party bottom? huh

Well, happy Monday to everyone who had to go back to work.. I'm already staring at the clock, and I only have about 8 hours or so left.. awesome It doesn't help that my day behind the dish in my baseball game yesterday left me battered and bruised (I have two "C's" made out of stitch marks on my wrist, and a nice bruise where I got plunked in the ribs) You gotta love it though

I want to learn a new chicken dish to add to my repertoire in the kitchen.. Anybody have a favorite they would like to share? Thank you in advance for your suggestions and/or completely ignoring this statement

The British Open was exciting this weekend The Rockies still can't figure out how to hit on the road and October birthdays rule

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
 Take your boneless skinless chicken breasts, marinate in Italian dressing, roll in instant mashed potato flakes, very little oil in the pan fry until done quick easy and i promise they are very good.

If you want I make a very very good parmigiana that people have hired me to cook at their events if you want the recipe let me know its quite a bit to post.
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#13 | 1035 days ago

Morning Knuckleballers, Fasties, Slow Pokers, and Happy Dancers!

Sorry many of you have to go back to work, but HEY at least you have work to go to and are getting paid.
July birthdays kick ass.
I'm still half a chipmunk, but now it looks like I'm only storing food for a couple days as opposed to a full month.
I'm confuzzled as to why so many of my sex outside of California dig a red haired guy who goes driving around a track over and over really fast. I see  him and think of the ginger twins from Vancouver. He must win a lot.
Michael Jordan wouldn't have made the same decision as Lebron? Say it isn't so (or even duh......I knew that. lol)
It's Day 19 of the "Kovi signs with the Kings Watch"..................get it done already. I have a Kings Kovi shirt riding on this "highly likely" signing.
Dodgers will began a series with the Stink'N Giants this week----------------May they find their huevos and hit some balls out of the park. 0-4 against the Cardinals. Get in gear Turtle Heads and win some  games.
Lastly, I am finally able to return to the track today. May the tatted head dude be there.

Hope you all have totally tubular days! And remember, if you get the hiccups (not cool Leigh)------HYDRATE and suck on something.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#14 | 1035 days ago

It's Monday, I would rather work than do what I have to do today. Ashlie, if you get 'the want to' aka the desire to do your 'lot to do', please tell me how you did it. Weekend went well, I played for some folks who shook it like they just didn't care, and to be honest, at first glance I didn't think they still had their shakers. I set the 'Longest set ever played by a Bean without a break' record at two hours and fifteen minutes. I am now looking at a Jeep Liberty that is packed to where you can only add a 6'2" bean in it, and that stuff ain't moving by itself. While packing the band stuff Saturday, I had the brilliant idea of summerizing my closet, packing sweaters and stuff up, and get out all my 'god, I wish I was on vacation in an island somewhere' flowery shirts. So every piece of clothing I own is in purgatory right now. Wait, I am crying like a little beeyatch... oops. Sorry, have a great day folks...

Beaneaters...   
#15 | 1035 days ago

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black...fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#16 | 1035 days ago

hello party ppl
Happy Monday...  
#17 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
ha ha...I wish!!!
#18 | 1035 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Morning Knuckleballers, Fasties, Slow Pokers, and Happy Dancers!

Sorry many of you have to go back to work, but HEY at least you have work to go to and are getting paid.
July birthdays kick ass.
I'm still half a chipmunk, but now it looks like I'm only storing food for a couple days as opposed to a full month.
I'm confuzzled as to why so many of my sex outside of California dig a red haired guy who goes driving around a track over and over really fast. I see  him and think of the ginger twins from Vancouver. He must win a lot.
Michael Jordan wouldn't have made the same decision as Lebron? Say it isn't so (or even duh......I knew that. lol)
It's Day 19 of the "Kovi signs with the Kings Watch"..................get it done already. I have a Kings Kovi shirt riding on this "highly likely" signing.
Dodgers will began a series with the Stink'N Giants this week----------------May they find their huevos and hit some balls out of the park. 0-4 against the Cardinals. Get in gear Turtle Heads and win some  games.
Lastly, I am finally able to return to the track today. May the tatted head dude be there.

Hope you all have totally tubular days! And remember, if you get the hiccups (not cool Leigh)------HYDRATE and suck on something.
i don't know enough nascar-ers (especially by hair color) to know which one you're talking about. but, it may be brian vickers. and i love him because he's adorable and drives a 9bazillion horsepower can of red bull...and he's 83 which i think was a great year if not the best. it's basically a match made in heaven. oh wait...........................i had to stop and no longer have any idea what i was going to say here. so....

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#19 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i don't know enough nascar-ers (especially by hair color) to know which one you're talking about. but, it may be brian vickers. and i love him because he's adorable and drives a 9bazillion horsepower can of red bull...and he's 83 which i think was a great year if not the best. it's basically a match made in heaven. oh wait...........................i had to stop and no longer have any idea what i was going to say here. so....

No.....not him. 
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#20 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i don't know enough nascar-ers (especially by hair color) to know which one you're talking about. but, it may be brian vickers. and i love him because he's adorable and drives a 9bazillion horsepower can of red bull...and he's 83 which i think was a great year if not the best. it's basically a match made in heaven. oh wait...........................i had to stop and no longer have any idea what i was going to say here. so....

never heard of him. I figured she meant Junyah.
Firefly on the rocks...  
#21 | 1035 days ago

WARNING

Attention dog owners, especially those who own Pugs. Apparently these little beasts will come into your kids bedroom in the middle of the night, and using their paws,  shave a two inch swatch in poor little juniors head, then cut a path along and above his ear on just one side.

This is the explanation I got from my six year old when he got up yesterday with his new haircut.

#22 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
i don't know enough nascar-ers (especially by hair color) to know which one you're talking about. but, it may be brian vickers. and i love him because he's adorable and drives a 9bazillion horsepower can of red bull...and he's 83 which i think was a great year if not the best. it's basically a match made in heaven. oh wait...........................i had to stop and no longer have any idea what i was going to say here. so....

I like Brian Vickers better away from the track

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#23 | 1035 days ago
Ms_Penn (+)

hola!

i am at work and thought about all you crazy people. So even though i am not supposed to be on here i decided to brake the rules....see that's how much I love this place

Hope everyone had a great weekend. Ash glad to see you are in a better mood today.

We went to the Royals -vs- Oakland A's game sunday. they should have won but a bs call messed it all up. oh well guess thats just how it goes. Other than that the game was fun and it helps we had a suite, thanks bank of america!!

no class tonight which is another great thing. I can get some sleep or at least try to. I know once i get home that probably wont happen. the dream of it is close enough I guess.
 
ok peeps have a blessed day stay outta the heat if you can and do something nasty!! not nasty in the bad but nasty in the good way
#24 | 1035 days ago

Without going into details.......we have had some "tip" issues at work over the weekend, which resulted in my being shafted.

Anyone who works in any industry where tips are involved, can you tell me how you divvy up the tips when there are 4 or 5 girls involved?  When we have tournaments, we are supposed to pool all the tips, from morning to night, and let someone divvy them up at the end of the night (last person on - just happened to be "snaggletooth")

I've gotten over being mad about being shafted, but want suggestions so as to be proactive, not reactive......
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#25 | 1035 days ago

Ms_Penn wrote:
hola!

i am at work and thought about all you crazy people. So even though i am not supposed to be on here i decided to brake the rules....see that's how much I love this place

Hope everyone had a great weekend. Ash glad to see you are in a better mood today.

We went to the Royals -vs- Oakland A's game sunday. they should have won but a bs call messed it all up. oh well guess thats just how it goes. Other than that the game was fun and it helps we had a suite, thanks bank of america!!

no class tonight which is another great thing. I can get some sleep or at least try to. I know once i get home that probably wont happen. the dream of it is close enough I guess.
 
ok peeps have a blessed day stay outta the heat if you can and do something nasty!! not nasty in the bad but nasty in the good way
Yum.  Sounds interesting.  Inquiring minds want to know??????
#26 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
 Team Wesley. 


We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#27 | 1035 days ago

Hola Amigos y Amigas!

It's a typical Monday Morning. I hate that I have to be at work! But oh well...I had the most awesome weekend thanks to my family and friends!!  I can only hope that this week goes better than last week...so far I am under the "Boss" radar!

Hope you enjoy this and....."Stay thirsty my friends"

"You Make Me Sick"

[Spoken]
They make me sick
I know I feel you, that's why we gotta stick together
Yep Yep Yep [laughs] I know it...

[Chorus:]
You make me sick
I want you and I'm hatin it
Got me lit like a candlestick
Get too hot when you touch the tip, I'm feelin it, I gotta getta grip
And it's drivin me crazy baby don't you quit
Can't get enough of it
You got me goin again
Baby, you got me goin again
You make me sick

He was doing 8-0 on the freeway
In the 6 double O, bumpin Isley
He was gettin kinda close, kinda touch-ay
Cuz he had a little too much Hennessey
He told me that he wanna go home, with me up on the hill to my condo
Told me he would keep it all on the low-low
But I told him, "boo, I don't really know though"
He got closer to me...it started gettin deep
He had me in a zone when he started to show me things
I never saw before
Baby was smooth but I knew it was game
Hell-of-a cool but you men are the same
The way he licked his lips and touched my hips
I knew that he was slick

[Repeat Chorus]

In the 6 now, so hot
Gotta pull all the windows down
Eyes lead and I'm thinkin bout the sheets now
Wonderin should I really take it there now
He told me he would make it worth it
Again, how many times have I heard this
Kinda funny, but I wasn't even nervous
Well his slick-ass lines were kinda workin
I felt my knees get weak...his body was callin me
Just couldn't take the heat
Anyway it was 2 or 3, I had to get off the streets
Baby was cool but I knew it was game
Said, he was too schooled to be screamin my name
Even though we made the best of it
I still told him this...

[Repeat Chorus]

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Can't..no no no
Oh, you make me sick
I want you and I'm hatin it...hatin it...hatin it
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#28 | 1035 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 What a day.  That's all I've got right now.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#29 | 1035 days ago

Well it is Monday, the start of my weekend, so that means laundry and hanging out on the Q.

Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat

She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain

Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between

CHORUS:
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
(Repeat)

Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye

I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by

Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much

CHORUS

It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on

Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private

A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it!
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#30 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Who would have thought Paul Pierce was really a sloppy party bottom? huh

Well, happy Monday to everyone who had to go back to work.. I'm already staring at the clock, and I only have about 8 hours or so left.. awesome It doesn't help that my day behind the dish in my baseball game yesterday left me battered and bruised (I have two "C's" made out of stitch marks on my wrist, and a nice bruise where I got plunked in the ribs) You gotta love it though

I want to learn a new chicken dish to add to my repertoire in the kitchen.. Anybody have a favorite they would like to share? Thank you in advance for your suggestions and/or completely ignoring this statement

The British Open was exciting this weekend The Rockies still can't figure out how to hit on the road and October birthdays rule

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
Respect for the Dr. Evil quote.  

And Chicken Marsala (love me some mushrooms), if you don't already know it.  
That's all until I come back to vent and tell a story ... maybe.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#31 | 1035 days ago

today's issue of awesome email recieved at a church job:

Bob M. has reported that the Chalice in the Chapel that they use every Sunday has a crack in it and the juice leaks out. So, they need a new one. Does anyone know of one that is floating around that they can use, or should we just order one (Cokesbury has them for $52.00)?

Thanks,
Janis 


the idea of a floating chalice is so monty python. i love it.

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#32 | 1035 days ago

Happy Monday.....Ashlie...I need to sen you liquid b12 complex and some home made oil.........
    A good PT session with Brian,eventhough i slept like caca.......at least it was a cool night..heat wave over.....
   The american century golf classi was a success,,and Charles Barkley, Tony romo, john elway, jerry rice and all the regulars made it a blast for the fans as usual!American Century Celebrity Golf Championship at Lake Tahoe: PHOTOS......its is a great time to come to tahoe and hang  ,especially if you love your sports!.....My "rockin chair" for the auction did well..a friend bid it and gave it to me..will post some pics........hope everyone has a great day........!!!!life is short ..be your best! peace!
#33 | 1035 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
Without going into details.......we have had some "tip" issues at work over the weekend, which resulted in my being shafted.

Anyone who works in any industry where tips are involved, can you tell me how you divvy up the tips when there are 4 or 5 girls involved?  When we have tournaments, we are supposed to pool all the tips, from morning to night, and let someone divvy them up at the end of the night (last person on - just happened to be "snaggletooth")

I've gotten over being mad about being shafted, but want suggestions so as to be proactive, not reactive......
it's called "skimming" before you divvy.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#34 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

today's issue of awesome email recieved at a church job:

Bob M. has reported that the Chalice in the Chapel that they use every Sunday has a crack in it and the juice leaks out. So, they need a new one. Does anyone know of one that is floating around that they can use, or should we just order one (Cokesbury has them for $52.00)?

Thanks,
Janis 


the idea of a floating chalice is so monty python. i love it.

swill right from the jug.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#35 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
Respect for the Dr. Evil quote.  

And Chicken Marsala (love me some mushrooms), if you don't already know it.  
That's all until I come back to vent and tell a story ... maybe.
This has been previously dually noted
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#36 | 1035 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

 And I'm craving chicken saltimbocca, just because it's fun to say.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#37 | 1035 days ago

Yep that is who I was referring to.

I'm sorry but I just see these two when I look at that pic.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#38 | 1035 days ago

Where's all the HOT female athletes?
#39 | 1035 days ago

kteacher wrote:
Yep that is who I was referring to.

I'm sorry but I just see these two when I look at that pic.
OOR but also LMAO!

I'm both NASCAR and Hockey fan, but yep, I agree with you wholeheartedly on that one - they could ALL be brothers.

(and for the record, other than on the Q, I don't know anyone who calls him either Junyah or Junyer - Dale Jr, yes, the other, no - guess you have to be from the south to think that's a compliment - to me that is the most annoying nickname he has! Even Junebug is preferrable)
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#40 | 1035 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Where's all the HOT female athletes?

ab

there you go

The price is wrong bitch!...  
#41 | 1035 days ago

WISAC1 wrote:
it's called "skimming" before you divvy.
Yeah, I got that much - however, the girls who worked after us divvied up ALL the tips in the communal jar between only the two of them - their logic was that we must have taken all "our" tips when we worked earlier in the day. I freely admitted that I took half of the tips *I* made, by myself on the "burgers n beer" cart, the other half went into the communal jar. I TOLD the girls I had done that, because I got shafted the weekend before. They told the boss that I had taken ALL the tips I'd made and the rest were theirs. I ended up with $35 while they got well over $50 each (there was $90 in the communal jar at 5pm)
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#42 | 1035 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Where's all the HOT female athletes?


 

oh wait. you said "hot."

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#43 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:

today's issue of awesome email recieved at a church job:

Bob M. has reported that the Chalice in the Chapel that they use every Sunday has a crack in it and the juice leaks out. So, they need a new one. Does anyone know of one that is floating around that they can use, or should we just order one (Cokesbury has them for $52.00)?

Thanks,
Janis 


the idea of a floating chalice is so monty python. i love it.

The Chalice is broken?  Well, you don't want the flagon, you want the vessel.

Hawkins: I've got it! I've got it! The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?

        Griselda: Right. But there's been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
        Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
        Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
        Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
        Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
        Griselda: Just remember that.

                                         - The Court Jester
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#44 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Who would have thought Paul Pierce was really a sloppy party bottom? huh

Well, happy Monday to everyone who had to go back to work.. I'm already staring at the clock, and I only have about 8 hours or so left.. awesome It doesn't help that my day behind the dish in my baseball game yesterday left me battered and bruised (I have two "C's" made out of stitch marks on my wrist, and a nice bruise where I got plunked in the ribs) You gotta love it though

I want to learn a new chicken dish to add to my repertoire in the kitchen.. Anybody have a favorite they would like to share? Thank you in advance for your suggestions and/or completely ignoring this statement

The British Open was exciting this weekend The Rockies still can't figure out how to hit on the road and October birthdays rule

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. "
this is pretty fast and yummy..many of my artists request this.....
     boneless skinless chicken breasts.pound slightly with mallot(or hockey stick)..dredge in flour..saute in part butter and part evoo.till brown on both sides..remove and place on plate....add mushrooms, sundried tomato and fresh spinish..saute down..add marsala or sherry(your preference) and simmerin same pan wiht drippings from chicken.... you can add some chicken stock as well(1/2 cup)....add 3 tblspoons of sherry and 1 tsp of capers.....reduce and add chix back in..serve with brown rice polenta or smashed taters or on a bed of fresh steamed spinich........mungia tutti
#45 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:


 

oh wait. you said "hot."

You are SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo bad.
#46 | 1035 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

ab

there you go

Thank you Richard.  Very Nice..
#47 | 1035 days ago

Kovi is dead to me.

15 years/ 80 million, living in Manhattan Beach wasn't good enough for you? May your hockey skate shoelaces be too short, your stick break on every scoring chance, and your helmet shield always be foggy.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#48 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

(Edited by cubsgirl2)
kteacher wrote:
Yep that is who I was referring to.

I'm sorry but I just see these two when I look at that pic.
 Damn they grow them big and ugly in Russia dont they. 


We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#49 | 1035 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
 Damn they grow them big and ugly in Russia dont they. 


yeah...



(pssssssssss....Glenda, they are from Sweden. )
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#50 | 1035 days ago

countrygal00071 wrote:
funny sports pictures - BROKE BACK BASKETBALL

Sorry, but had to
#51 | 1035 days ago

 
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#52 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

kteacher wrote:
yeah...



(pssssssssss....Glenda, they are from Sweden. )
 Where ever they are ugly. And big, and probably have no teeth. 


God I love hockey. 
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#53 | 1035 days ago

Why you yelling at ME?    
If this was Q-opoly and I was the banker, I'd do it for you.  Unfortunately, I'm but a bit-player in the grand scheme of things.  
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#54 | 1035 days ago

No Marie, Brooke, Jamie, Gina, whatever it is you want to be called now. You got deleted cause they HAVE SAW right through your facade. Thanks for playing see you next week or whenever you decide to return.

The price is wrong bitch!...  
#55 | 1035 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

No Marie, Brooke, Jamie, Gina, whatever it is you want to be called now. You got deleted cause they HAVE SAW right through your facade. Thanks for playing see you next week or whenever you decide to return.

I disagree, but I'm not getting into it ... but "have saw" is still making me giggle.  A lot.  
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#56 | 1035 days ago

JrCanuckFan wrote:
Yeah, I got that much - however, the girls who worked after us divvied up ALL the tips in the communal jar between only the two of them - their logic was that we must have taken all "our" tips when we worked earlier in the day. I freely admitted that I took half of the tips *I* made, by myself on the "burgers n beer" cart, the other half went into the communal jar. I TOLD the girls I had done that, because I got shafted the weekend before. They told the boss that I had taken ALL the tips I'd made and the rest were theirs. I ended up with $35 while they got well over $50 each (there was $90 in the communal jar at 5pm)
filthy harlots !!!!!!!
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#57 | 1035 days ago

Alright birthday week has started off sucking major a@@!! Get to work at 3am to find 25 suits from Florida to Texas there waiting to give out that a boys for better than an hour... {like I really give a sh!t}  Next my truck breaks down,the first mechanic parts changer shows up scratches his head for around thirty minutes, so he calls in the second mechanic parts changer. Now {this is were it just went to hell} they both tear in to this $250,000 truck like a couple of two years with a erector set!! So after two and half hour they come to the conclusion that the truck needs to go back to the shop to be fixed! Now its time to put everything back where it came from and they are now even more lost where sh!t goes, so here goes another hour watching 2 idiots going {I think this goes.......well maybe.......did you take this off or did I....you know I can't really remember} till they finally said EF just drive it!!!!! During this my boss is blowing up my Nextel asking are you going to get done, are you going to get done, over and over till I tell him where and how to go!!



I need a DAMN drink!!!

So how is everyone???
#58 | 1035 days ago

WTF
#59 | 1035 days ago

Just found out today that the company I take our printers for repair ( meaning our customer's printers) had a fire this past Friday night.   I hope everything's alright with them, and they can reopen soon.    In the meantime, I've got to find another authorized repair site quickly.
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#60 | 1035 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:

No Marie, Brooke, Jamie, Gina, whatever it is you want to be called now. You got deleted cause they HAVE SAW right through your facade. Thanks for playing see you next week or whenever you decide to return.

pucker factor: 11
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#61 | 1035 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

I feel like a giddly little school girl, just because this is headed for me!!!
 
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#62 | 1035 days ago

ms_hippie_queen wrote:
pucker factor: 11
OOR, but I am LMMFAOROTF!
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#63 | 1035 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
I feel like a giddly little school girl, just because this is headed for me!!!
 
Ah... there's my old stomping ground, E'Ville... I miss the storms we had there
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#64 | 1035 days ago

richard_cranium wrote:
OOR, but I am LMMFAOROTF!
be careful, and don't pull anything
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#65 | 1035 days ago
ChristiSunshine (+)

(Edited by ChristiSunshine)
The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Ah... there's my old stomping ground, E'Ville... I miss the storms we had there
 I live right under the "s" in Louisville.  And we do have some good ones.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#66 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

 Ok what is going on someone want to clue me in? 
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#67 | 1035 days ago

 I'm a woman's man, no time for talk.

except I have no woman (poll coming soon along those lines)

It's Monday, last week was hectic, weekend was semi-hectic, and this week doesn't seem to be slowing down.  But it should be worth it in the long run.

Apparently everyone has seen "despicable me" except me, so I'll be along shortly with that one.

Braves are holding on, Royals are back to themselves.

Star Wars in Concert was awesome yesterday (IMO), Anthony Daniels (C3PO) hosts it.  I didn't dress up, but the costumed people were from the inane to, honestly, pretty awesome.

Be Inspired:  

 Respect for ourselves guides our morals; respect for others guides our manners.
~Laurence Sterne
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#68 | 1035 days ago

What'd I miss?
Firefly on the rocks...  
#69 | 1035 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
What'd I miss?
ghost
#70 | 1035 days ago
NorseHeathen (+)

countrygal00071 wrote:
funny sports pictures - BROKE BACK BASKETBALL

Sorry, but had to
I always knew there was a special relationship between L.A. and Boston....
#71 | 1035 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:
What'd I miss?
nothing really, just a nice and peaceful day on the Q!
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#72 | 1035 days ago

Hiiiiiiiiiiii
Beaneaters...   
#73 | 1035 days ago

Dammit!
Firefly on the rocks...  
#74 | 1035 days ago

 Please do not respond to any ghost posters, directly or indirectly.  Thank you.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#75 | 1035 days ago

ChristiSunshine wrote:
I feel like a giddly little school girl, just because this is headed for me!!!
 
I get the same way myself, as long as it's not another tornado. I was just watching our local news and seen its going just above Bowling Green
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#76 | 1035 days ago

I think all mods needs to have one of these badges on all y'alls profile thingy!! lol

View Image
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#77 | 1035 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Please do not respond to any ghost posters, directly or indirectly.  Thank you.
Question.. Can we use John Edwards as a medium to communicate with these ghosts?
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#78 | 1035 days ago

Onegoodredhead2 wrote:
Happy Monday.....Ashlie...I need to sen you liquid b12 complex and some home made oil.........
    A good PT session with Brian,eventhough i slept like caca.......at least it was a cool night..heat wave over.....
   The american century golf classi was a success,,and Charles Barkley, Tony romo, john elway, jerry rice and all the regulars made it a blast for the fans as usual!American Century Celebrity Golf Championship at Lake Tahoe: PHOTOS......its is a great time to come to tahoe and hang  ,especially if you love your sports!.....My "rockin chair" for the auction did well..a friend bid it and gave it to me..will post some pics........hope everyone has a great day........!!!!life is short ..be your best! peace!
that sounds grand.
Firefly on the rocks...  
#79 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Question.. Can we use John Edwards as a medium to communicate with these ghosts?
 Edwards has skeletons, not ghosts, in his closet, so I don't think he is a reliable medium.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#80 | 1035 days ago

can anyone else see Marcus doing this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=hTIzjVxvV2U&feature=related
Firefly on the rocks...  
#81 | 1035 days ago

kobe_lova wrote:  Yes!!  I love that commercial!!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#82 | 1035 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

Could someone PLEASE explain too me what a Filter Error is? For real. I've been here 2 months and I have no clue, lol Help a brutha out.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#83 | 1035 days ago

kobe_lova wrote: dads will do anything for there kids :)
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#84 | 1035 days ago

(Edited by kobe_lova)
Nawlins4lyfe wrote:
Could someone PLEASE explain too me what a Filter Error is? For real. I've been here 2 months and I have no clue, lol Help a brutha out.
a filter error is when you say whatever you are thinking, no filter. All of my managers have told me that I need a filter.

Filter Error is a random poll about nothing. basically as close as you get to a chat room on the Q. You can say just about anything within the code....and This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 
Firefly on the rocks...  
#85 | 1035 days ago

gvgjhyyyyyyg       mmmmmmi2 ds       

4 month old baby hart writes
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#86 | 1035 days ago

rickdick wrote:
dads will do anything for there kids :)
 well that is what makes them awesome.
Firefly on the rocks...  
#87 | 1035 days ago
Nawlins4lyfe (+)

kobe_lova wrote:
a filter error is when you say whatever you are thinking, no filter. All of my managers have told me that I need a filter.

Filter Error is a random poll about nothing. basically as close as you get to a chat room on the Q. You can say just about anything within the code....and This is the part of the locker room where you can sit and chat and chill for a while without offending or being shushed. Maybe you wanna watch a dvd or listen to your mp3. Yes, I rhymed. Something on your mind, post it! Random question, ask it? Hijacking is allowed and encouraged. Join the party, troll around, have a beer. It's cool. All are welcome, but please leave all BS in the hall. 


I just wanted too know why it was called a Filter Error. Oh, and you know I had too :)~
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#88 | 1035 days ago

Nawlins4lyfe wrote:


I just wanted too know why it was called a Filter Error. Oh, and you know I had too :)~
I just told you why....also because the actual creator of this poll has the same problem.

and YOU MAKE ME SICK!

Squidward is fabulous.
Firefly on the rocks...  
#89 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
Question.. Can we use John Edwards as a medium to communicate with these ghosts?
I  John Edwards.
He's an angel.  
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#90 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I  John Edwards.
He's an angel.  
 and a little piece of me dies inside...
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#91 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
I  John Edwards.
He's an angel.  
Actually he is the biggest douche in the universe.
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#92 | 1035 days ago

  @ you both ... John Edwards is fantastic.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#93 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
  @ you both ... John Edwards is fantastic.
 in that get your mistress pregnant while your loving supportive wife is dying of breast cancer way?

i guess so...
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#94 | 1035 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 in that get your mistress pregnant while your loving supportive wife is dying of breast cancer way?

i guess so...
LOL


(Janet will explain to you later. lol)
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#95 | 1035 days ago

went and picked up mail today after infusion,and i find a package in my box.....wasnt expecting anything, so i was a bit courious....
    it was from my oldest son chris! He sent me 4 compulation cds,with a diverse mix of groups...i was so touched my my 26 year old's thoughtfulness!! on one..the last title says "mystery song"(surprise for you)...cant wait to hear what it is!!! im guessing its either guns n roses sweet child o mine....our mm /kids song..or one i sang on???   whatgreat kids i have..i love them soooo much!
#96 | 1035 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
kteacher wrote:
LOL


(Janet will explain to you later. lol)
Psss someone should tell Dave which John Edwards Janet is referring to

I think she means this one Not this one
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#97 | 1035 days ago

kteacher wrote:
LOL


(Janet will explain to you later. lol)
(snort.)

i hope she doesn't, It's better this way.
Firefly on the rocks...  
#98 | 1035 days ago

 
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#99 | 1035 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 in that get your mistress pregnant while your loving supportive wife is dying of breast cancer way?

i guess so...
See what happens when I don't explain my jokes?
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#100 | 1035 days ago

 i'm in NC, there is only one John Edwards.

and no matter which one we are talking about, lee said it best.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#101 | 1035 days ago

The_Real_Stoney wrote:
See what happens when I don't explain my jokes?
For once, the fault does NOT lie with you.
Dave is back-peddling now (poorly, I might add).  
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#102 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
For once, the fault does NOT lie with you.
Dave is back-peddling now (poorly, I might add).  
 back peddling on what?  some schlub who is an extra on jersey shore or tool academy?  never heard of this other John Edwards.  If i had known which one you were talking about, i wouldn't have dragged Elizabeth into this mess.


Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#103 | 1035 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 back peddling on what?  some schlub who is an extra on jersey shore or tool academy?  never heard of this other John Edwards.  If i had known which one you were talking about, i wouldn't have dragged Elizabeth into this mess.


A) Talking about "dragging Elizabeth into this mess" makes you sound a little stalktastic.  Just sayin'.  
B) The other one is a psychic medium, let's follow the bouncing ball back to the original comment that was, you know, ABOUT a psychic medium named John Edwards.  Grumpy McSerious ... chillax.  
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#104 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

S0 guys why did the chicken cross the road? 
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#105 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
A) Talking about "dragging Elizabeth into this mess" makes you sound a little stalktastic.  Just sayin'.  
B) The other one is a psychic medium, let's follow the bouncing ball back to the original comment that was, you know, ABOUT a psychic medium named John Edwards.  Grumpy McSerious ... chillax.  
 a) stalktastic? really?  it's not like i was breaking news on anything...

b) grumpy mcserious?  chillax?  it's like talking to my daughter?  do i need to take you to see shiny boy in that vampire flick also?  

goodnight my minions.  you can dance for me again tomorrow.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#106 | 1035 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
S0 guys why did the chicken cross the road? 
To go see John Edwards (psychic medium, NOT politician) do some awesome readings?  Because he's an angel.  
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#107 | 1035 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 a) stalktastic? really?  it's not like i was breaking news on anything...

b) grumpy mcserious?  chillax?  it's like talking to my daughter?  do i need to take you to see shiny boy in that vampire flick also?  

goodnight my minions.  you can dance for me again tomorrow.
 

(Now it's like talking to every other woman in the world who's NOT your daughter.  )
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#108 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

janet011685 wrote:
To go see John Edwards (psychic medium, NOT politician) do some awesome readings?  Because he's an angel.  
 No, but hey thanks for playing. Its to prove to the armadillo that it can be done.   




We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#109 | 1035 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
S0 guys why did the chicken cross the road? 
To get the he!! out of Aurora MO?!
The price is wrong bitch!...  
#110 | 1035 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

hskrdave wrote:
 a) stalktastic? really?  it's not like i was breaking news on anything...

b) grumpy mcserious?  chillax?  it's like talking to my daughter?  do i need to take you to see shiny boy in that vampire flick also?  

goodnight my minions.  you can dance for me again tomorrow.
 I like the werewolf in that movie. 
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#111 | 1035 days ago

janet011685 wrote:
 

(Now it's like talking to every other woman in the world who's NOT your daughter.  )
 not true.  i get spammed also.  they don't roll their eyes.

dance minion dance.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#112 | 1035 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 not true.  i get spammed also.  they don't roll their eyes.

dance minion dance.
That you know of.

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk...  
#113 | 1034 days ago

 Puff, puff pass (gas). btw, that human centipede movie is a be a must see.
Once you pop, you can't stop!...  
#114 | 1034 days ago
cubsgirl2 (+)

richard_cranium wrote:
To get the he!! out of Aurora MO?!
 No!!!   But it may be worth a shot. 
We are defenders of the night, we are Gargoyles!...  
#115 | 1034 days ago

cubsgirl2 wrote:
S0 guys why did the chicken cross the road? 
i dont know..but i know why the skeleton didnt........he didnt have the guts!
#116 | 1034 days ago

 John Edwards the psychic medium!!!!!!!!!! I miss that show
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#117 | 1034 days ago

Nawlins4lyfe wrote:
Could someone PLEASE explain too me what a Filter Error is? For real. I've been here 2 months and I have no clue, lol Help a brutha out.
its a stream where you can say pretty much what ever you are feeling.....its a place to vent, rant, brag, love, et al..a place to read whats going n it people's lives and to share some of yours! :)  hope that helps a brutha:)
#118 | 1034 days ago

BTW today was all in all a pretty good day on the golf course.  We've been getting a little rain here and there and the greens are in awesome shape! Tomorrow we get to try them out ourselves!
Badges? We don't need no stinking badges...  
#119 | 1034 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
 Puff, puff pass (gas). btw, that human centipede movie is a be a must see.
I broke this story over a month ago. Keep up.
Firefly on the rocks...  
#120 | 1034 days ago

hskrdave wrote:
 Please do not respond to any ghost posters, directly or indirectly.  Thank you.
OOPS- missed this post, i apologize   (sort of)
#121 | 1033 days ago

I really don't want to beat this horse to death, but today the beyotch offered the other girl I was working with on the early shift $15 to make up for the discrepencies in tips - to her credit, the other girl told her to keep her damn money - it' could't make up for dishonesty........
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