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But officer, I bought tickets to the Policemans Ball!!!
Regardless of how scared I get when I see one on the road after I have been speeding... I love to mess with cops.  Sometimes the cops love to mess with me...

I have some great police officer stories that I have acquired in my days... about 98% of the were when I was a lil on the tipsy side, but they are fun none the less...

So tell me, what are some funny exchanges that you have had with these boys and girls in blue ?
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13%a. The funniest thing police have said to me was:
19%b. The funniest thing I have ever said to a police officer was:
13%c. I've never spoken to a police officer, and I am a liar.
0%d. I don't say anything funny to them and they are mean mean people to me:
56%e. Other

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#5 | 1558 days ago

Mardi Gras 1991, my man Q screams "Smile N-Words!!!!!" right before the pic with the cop in the middle. Cop on the right NOT impressed. Good times, good times...

***BONUS NONSENSE: My Gumby cut / box fade.***
I've never spoken to a police officer, and I am a liar.  
  
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#1 | 1558 days ago

I was drag racing my buddy and we did not see the officer sitting in plain sight. We never had the chance to get over 35 so it wasn't crazy.

He asked me: "Boy... didn't you see me over there? Were you guys trying to put on a show for me?"

Knowing I was getting a ticket no matter what, I replied, "This was supposed to be a private screening. I guess there's some shows you should just avoid."

He came back with the ticket and said: "Next time save it for someone who will appreciate it."
The funniest thing police have said to me was:  
#2 | 1558 days ago

I think it's a CoC violation to discuss one of the ones I wanted to share, but one time when I was drunk and being questioned about having anything on me, I stripped down in public to show the officer I wasn't concealing anything, just to be a smart ass.
I've never spoken to a police officer, and I am a liar.  
#3 | 1558 days ago

I do a LOT of work with the local police..."Safest Small City in USA"...have chief's number on cell phone...so I REALLY don't have to worry locally...and have a "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" plaque for times I'm out of town....
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#4 | 1558 days ago

I do my best to avoid contact the Police.
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#5 | 1558 days ago

Mardi Gras 1991, my man Q screams "Smile N-Words!!!!!" right before the pic with the cop in the middle. Cop on the right NOT impressed. Good times, good times...

***BONUS NONSENSE: My Gumby cut / box fade.***
I've never spoken to a police officer, and I am a liar.  
#6 | 1558 days ago

marcus_nyce wrote:
Mardi Gras 1991, my man Q screams "Smile N-Words!!!!!" right before the pic with the cop in the middle. Cop on the right NOT impressed. Good times, good times...

***BONUS NONSENSE: My Gumby cut / box fade.***
The funniest thing police have said to me was:  
#7 | 1557 days ago

my sisters knows a few police officers, and she saw one she new setting up a speed trap.  so she's in her car adn she creeps up behind him and just pounds on the horn, he almost dirtied himself and anyone watching must have been amazed.   :D
at a party a few weeks back, the cops came and told us to leave cuz there was a noise complaint and blah blah blah.  apparently we didnt have the right to be there cuz it was private property, but we partying with the guys kids, so we were obviously aloud and so everyones mouthing off.  the cops are trying to get us out for like half an hour, when one of the mothers shows up.  she starts by calmly telling everyone to leave, that they shouldnt be there.  half way through her speach, someone interupts her and she flips right out, starts swearing and what not.  so then all the kids are like " O, mama trish is here, we better leave now"  and we were all cleared out within 5 minutes.  o the cops were pissed..
#8 | 1557 days ago

I forgot to add some of mine.
  • While in the station the cop said to me "I hope we never run into each other again" my reply" So you aren't going to take me to breakfast?" ( This was New Years Eve/Day my hair was matted down from champagne, puke on my arm, and road salt down my black pants after slipping under a car in front of said cop.)
  • After getting pulled over going about 10 miles over the speed limit of 30 the cop says to me.. "Well I'd appreciate it if you slowed it down, we get a lot of complaints of speeders... going up the hill"
  • after getting pulled over in Chicago going about 20 over he says to me "I appreciate you slowing down when you saw me though )
  • My favorite and most recent was what a friend of mine said regarding a cop, in front of a cop.  We  were walking from bar to bar and a cop car pulls over to talk to us, I was leaning in the passenger side door grabbing the cops vest when my friend pulled me out to keep me walking and I said.. " Did they really just pull over to hit on us?" and she said "No, they probably thought you were a hooker."
The funniest thing police have said to me was:  
#9 | 1557 days ago

(Edited by Jess)
One time I was at a concert with my bgff and...oh wait you know that one.

I once tried to get a ticket to prove a point to my boyfriend (now husband). We were arguing about something entirely different, and lights started flashing behind me. He said I couldn't get a ticket if I tried, and being the brat that I am, I decided to prove him wrong by being extremely belligerent and argumentative with the officer. Unfortunately, he was right.

Other than that, I haven't messed much with them (except the few years I was married to one).
#10 | 1557 days ago

Kenne wrote:
I think it's a CoC violation to discuss one of the ones I wanted to share, but one time when I was drunk and being questioned about having anything on me, I stripped down in public to show the officer I wasn't concealing anything, just to be a smart ass.
#11 | 1557 days ago
kirkdiggler88 (+)

All im gonna say is I was on a first name basis with Officer Perez of the Va beach police....
#12 | 1557 days ago

many years ago I was on the freeway on the way to pick up my girlfriend,I was doing maybe a little over the speed limit when a CHP officer pulled me over. He approached my car and said "do you know how long I've been following you?" to which I replied, "no,I didn't know you were a stalker." he laughed a bit and let me off with a warning,he must have been in a good mood.
The funniest thing I have ever said to a police officer was:  
#13 | 1557 days ago

Key West on Duval.  Some kid was wearing a D.A.R.E. t-shirt.
My friend Sophia and I were drunk in front of Ricks watching the people go by.
A cop asked us if we knew what D.A.R.E. stood for.
Answered:  Drugs are really expensive.          He was not amused.
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