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Um, excuse me.. but it seems you have a Henweigh on your shoulder!
*Inspired by the school yard insult jokes and my 7 year old...*


I love kid jokes.. sometimes they are the best kind...

So what are your favorite jokes that little kids tell..? ie: Laffy Taffy jokes
Featured by: Jess at 7/20/10 3:43PM
| Closed on 08/17/10 at 05:00PM
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273.0771. Um, excuse me.. but it seems you have a Henweigh on your shoulder!

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#2 | 1521 days ago

what do you get when you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?  (hell if i know)

what do you call a deer with no eyes?  (no idear...)

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?  (still no idear)

what do you call a fish with no eyes?  (fsh)
  
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#1 | 1521 days ago

I am a big fan of the kiddie jokes on Popsicle sticks. 

Here's one my class voted best. (yes......we vote on the best one. lol)

What do you call a flying skunk?

a smellicopter!
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#2 | 1521 days ago

what do you get when you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?  (hell if i know)

what do you call a deer with no eyes?  (no idear...)

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?  (still no idear)

what do you call a fish with no eyes?  (fsh)
#3 | 1521 days ago

Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
A. Call 'em anything ya like, he won't come to you.

Q.  Why did the child eat his homework?
A.  Because the taecher said it was a peace of cake.

Q What do cows do for entertainment?
A They rent moovies !
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#4 | 1521 days ago

How do you catch a unique rabbit?   U-neek up on them

How do you catch a tame rabbit?   Tame way, u-neek up on them
#5 | 1521 days ago
huskerfan_ia (+)

What color is a burp?    Burple

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?     Holes all over Australia

What school do you learn to make ice cream?    Sundae School
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#6 | 1521 days ago

What are the 2 sexiest animals on the farm?

Brownchick -n- browncowwwwwww
#7 | 1521 days ago

why did the jelly bean go to school?  he wanted to be a smartie!!! 
#8 | 1521 days ago

Knock, Knock:

Who's There?

Banana

Banana Who?



Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Orange

Orange Who?


Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!!!
#9 | 1521 days ago

What did Tennessee?                    The Same thing Arkansas

What did Delaware?                       A New Jersey


What's round on the edges and hi in the middle?      Ohio
#10 | 1521 days ago

My daughter's favorites...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
"Dam."

What do you call a fish with no "eyes"?
"A fsh."

Why is six afraid of seven?
"Because seven 'ate' nine."

I'll be back next time she calls me...she's at grandma's this summer, where she picks up all sorts of fun jokes.
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#11 | 1521 days ago

OK... three nuns walk into a bar...
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#12 | 1521 days ago

OH I can't forget her knock knock joke:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nobody

Nobody who?

...........................................................................
................................................................
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#13 | 1521 days ago

food_man56 wrote:
Knock, Knock:

Who's There?

Banana

Banana Who?



Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Banana

Banana Who?

Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Orange

Orange Who?


Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!!!
That right there is a classic. Should be in the first graders wing of the Smithstonian.
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#14 | 1521 days ago

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie

Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby
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#15 | 1521 days ago

(Edited by woody050681)
What do you call a kangaroo at the North Pole ? A lost Kangaroo

What do you get if you cross  ice cream with a dog ? Frost-Bite

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path

What's brown and sticky? A stick
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#16 | 1521 days ago
kirkdiggler88 (+)

kteacher wrote:
I am a big fan of the kiddie jokes on Popsicle sticks. 

Here's one my class voted best. (yes......we vote on the best one. lol)

What do you call a flying skunk?

a smellicopter!

A Trojan, geeze that was easy.....

#17 | 1521 days ago
kirkdiggler88 (+)

Beaneaters wrote:
OK... three nuns walk into a bar...
One nun is smoking, one is sipping from her flask and the 3rd says awe hell with this crap im hitting up chippendales! lol.. 
#18 | 1521 days ago

What's black and white and red all over?  a sun-burned zebra.
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#19 | 1521 days ago

Why Didnt the Skeleton Cross the Road???...........He didnt have The GUTS.....lol...my  24 year old told me that when he was in kindergarden..i still laugh!

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